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Speaker 1 (00:00):
With more variety from the eighties to now. And thanks
to everyone joining us on Facebook live on the Cool
one five to five Facebook page for the show behind
the show. We've got Anna and there, Mike Owens, thanks
for checking in. His name's boudoir Mike from now on.
Oh he's the guy that did the boudoir the male
boudoir photos and sent those images to us which I
(00:23):
can't get out of my head. That's why I had
to have that extra old fashioned last night at dinner.
Come my gosh, chef Chef Terrence, thanks for checking in.
D Stokes, Welcome everyone. Eric. All right, let's get to
today's birthday prank call. I'm calling Maria. She was set
up by her mother in law, Susan. Susan told me
that Maria is hosting an Easter brunch this Sunday with
(00:45):
lots of families and kids attending, and she wants to
have an Easter bunny there now. Susan told Maria that
she would take care of hiring the Easter bunny. I'm
that guy, and I'm reaching out to Maria with a
few request and requirements for my appearance.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's get this phone party started. We had enough of
your pranks.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This ends now on action. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Maria.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, this is Maria who's calling?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This is Orson Carti with Cardi Entertainment. I always like
to say Orson Carti is the party. That's my tagline.
I was hired by your mother in law, Susan. She
told me you needed an Easter bunny, uh for excuse me,
a brunch this Sunday, and I just yes, yeah, I
wanted to touch base and just fill you in on
(01:41):
a couple of rules and requirements. Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh okay, just one second, let me just get some
they take notes on.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Here, all right, okay, all right, so you know I'm
there for the kids entertainment and uh you know, pictures
and stuff like that. I'm all good with that. Just
so you know, though, once the bunny suit goes on,
I'm in full bunny character, and I only want to
be called by my bunny name, which is Humper.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sorry, Thumper, not.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Thumper, No Humper, Humper. And I don't want to be
called like Roger Rabbit or Peter Cottontail or bugs Bunny
or any other bunny. Just just make sure everyone knows
that the name is Humper.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, okay, sure, okay, yeah, they probably won't even they
probably won't even address you by name honestly, like it's
just it's just for pictures, and you know, yeah, okay, really.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Stuff, I'll be fine. Just also, you know, as you
can imagine, it can get really hot in that bunny suit.
So I'm going to need a private space where about
every twenty to thirty minutes I can take a break
and get out of the suit and cool down, maybe
smoke a cigarette, and the ideal space would maybe be
all right.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Wait, I'm sorry, so wait, first of all, twenty to
thirty I mean, you're only I believe she said we
only were having you comfort an hour or so, it's
gonna be pretty quick. Can you just stay like one
hour should be fine?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Right, Well, I don't want to get smelly in the suit,
you know, I don't want to stink up the bunny
suit and smell like rotten eggs or anything. So maybe
just one break, so you know, I could just maybe
take the suit off and like I said, cool down,
maybe have a cigarette or is there a bar at
this party?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You you would not be able to get anything from
our bar, And I'm sorry, but no, no, and no
smoking on my property. Okay, that's actually non negotiable. So
just just no smoking.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, well let me take some notes too here. Okay,
so no smoking and b y o b.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, no, don't don't bring anything.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, all right, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, this is you know, this is a pretty this
is a prey for kids, you know, their kids. Absolutely,
you're dusting up for it. It's not an adult o kid.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes. Now, when it comes to the bunny suit you
mentioned excuse me, you mentioned the kids. Now you got
to sure you got to make sure these kids don't
pull on the suit, you know, the tail or, the
ears or anything like that, because it's pretty expensive costume,
you know. Uh So if the kids, you know, start
to get a little rowdy, old humper might have to
thump some noggins, you know. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Okay, I don't No one's gonna pull on your suits. Okay,
this is just starting to get a little, a little
I'm not getting a good vibe. I'm sorry, we might
have to discuss some changes or not having you come.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I don't, no, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I geeing very comfortable with.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
This, Okay, I'm sorry, Well, like I told you orson
CARDI is the party. Uh, I'm I'm gonna do you.
I'm gonna do you. Right, It's gonna be good, I promise.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I just need what's the average age of the kids?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I probably between four and eight years old?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay, good, because by law I'm not supposed to be
around teenage girl rules.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Are you kidding me? This is this is getting a
little ridiculous. Okay. Either that was.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Either that's insane or you are just made some sick joke.
Either way, I can't believe my mother in law would
hire you.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
There must be some mistake.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Definitely not what we signed up or anything that we
would ever want at our party.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't even know what to say to you, but
don't come.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
This is off, Maria. Your mother in law actually set
you up. This is Moe, Sally and Curtis calling from
Cool one oh five to five. It's a birthday prank
call and we're just calling to say happy birthday. Wait, yeah,
this is You're on the radio. This is a birthday
prank call.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh my god, Okay, god, none of that was real.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
None of that was real. I'm not sure if Susan's
still invited to the brunch on Sunday. We should let
her know one way or the other.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That was really scary.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh my god, okay, okay, I can't not believe he
did that.
With more variety from the eighties to now. And thanks
to everyone joining us on Facebook live on the Cool
one five to five Facebook page for the show behind
the show. We've got Anna and there, Mike Owens, thanks
for checking in. His name's boudoir Mike from now on.
Oh he's the guy that did the boudoir the male
boudoir photos and sent those images to us which I
(00:23):
can't get out of my head. That's why I had
to have that extra old fashioned last night at dinner.
Come my gosh, chef Chef Terrence, thanks for checking in.
D Stokes, Welcome everyone. Eric. All right, let's get to
today's birthday prank call. I'm calling Maria. She was set
up by her mother in law, Susan. Susan told me
that Maria is hosting an Easter brunch this Sunday with
(00:45):
lots of families and kids attending, and she wants to
have an Easter bunny there now. Susan told Maria that
she would take care of hiring the Easter bunny. I'm
that guy, and I'm reaching out to Maria with a
few request and requirements for my appearance.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's get this phone party started. We had enough of
your pranks.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
This ends now on action. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Maria.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, this is Maria who's calling?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
This is Orson Carti with Cardi Entertainment. I always like
to say Orson Carti is the party. That's my tagline.
I was hired by your mother in law, Susan. She
told me you needed an Easter bunny, uh for excuse me,
a brunch this Sunday, and I just yes, yeah, I
wanted to touch base and just fill you in on
(01:41):
a couple of rules and requirements. Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh okay, just one second, let me just get some
they take notes on.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Here, all right, okay, all right, so you know I'm
there for the kids entertainment and uh you know, pictures
and stuff like that. I'm all good with that. Just
so you know, though, once the bunny suit goes on,
I'm in full bunny character, and I only want to
be called by my bunny name, which is Humper.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Sorry, Thumper, not.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Thumper, No Humper, Humper. And I don't want to be
called like Roger Rabbit or Peter Cottontail or bugs Bunny
or any other bunny. Just just make sure everyone knows
that the name is Humper.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, okay, sure, okay, yeah, they probably won't even they
probably won't even address you by name honestly, like it's
just it's just for pictures, and you know, yeah, okay, really.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Stuff, I'll be fine. Just also, you know, as you
can imagine, it can get really hot in that bunny suit.
So I'm going to need a private space where about
every twenty to thirty minutes I can take a break
and get out of the suit and cool down, maybe
smoke a cigarette, and the ideal space would maybe be
all right.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Wait, I'm sorry, so wait, first of all, twenty to
thirty I mean, you're only I believe she said we
only were having you comfort an hour or so, it's
gonna be pretty quick. Can you just stay like one
hour should be fine?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Right, Well, I don't want to get smelly in the suit,
you know, I don't want to stink up the bunny
suit and smell like rotten eggs or anything. So maybe
just one break, so you know, I could just maybe
take the suit off and like I said, cool down,
maybe have a cigarette or is there a bar at
this party?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You you would not be able to get anything from
our bar, And I'm sorry, but no, no, and no
smoking on my property. Okay, that's actually non negotiable. So
just just no smoking.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, well let me take some notes too here. Okay,
so no smoking and b y o b.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, no, don't don't bring anything.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, all right, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, this is you know, this is a pretty this
is a prey for kids, you know, their kids. Absolutely,
you're dusting up for it. It's not an adult o kid.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes. Now, when it comes to the bunny suit you
mentioned excuse me, you mentioned the kids. Now you got
to sure you got to make sure these kids don't
pull on the suit, you know, the tail or, the
ears or anything like that, because it's pretty expensive costume,
you know. Uh So if the kids, you know, start
to get a little rowdy, old humper might have to
thump some noggins, you know. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Okay, I don't No one's gonna pull on your suits. Okay,
this is just starting to get a little, a little
I'm not getting a good vibe. I'm sorry, we might
have to discuss some changes or not having you come.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I don't, no, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I geeing very comfortable with.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
This, Okay, I'm sorry, Well, like I told you orson
CARDI is the party. Uh, I'm I'm gonna do you.
I'm gonna do you. Right, It's gonna be good, I promise.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I just need what's the average age of the kids?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I probably between four and eight years old?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay, good, because by law I'm not supposed to be
around teenage girl rules.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Are you kidding me? This is this is getting a
little ridiculous. Okay. Either that was.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Either that's insane or you are just made some sick joke.
Either way, I can't believe my mother in law would
hire you.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
There must be some mistake.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Definitely not what we signed up or anything that we
would ever want at our party.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't even know what to say to you, but
don't come.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
This is off, Maria. Your mother in law actually set
you up. This is Moe, Sally and Curtis calling from
Cool one oh five to five. It's a birthday prank
call and we're just calling to say happy birthday. Wait, yeah,
this is You're on the radio. This is a birthday
prank call.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh my god, Okay, god, none of that was real.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
None of that was real. I'm not sure if Susan's
still invited to the brunch on Sunday. We should let
her know one way or the other.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That was really scary.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh my god, okay, okay, I can't not believe he
did that.
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