Dad Joke Friday: Busty Crustacean

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bad joke, Dad joke Fridays bad jokes. It's sad, but it's.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
True, all right, if you love your dad's jokes, the
joke is on you. Did we get any untext?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
What do you call ducks and cows?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
What do you call ducks and cows?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Quackers and milk?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Quackers and milk?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
That's from Grayson. Okay, then North Palm Beach Richard? No,
what do you one from him?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Earlier? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Absolutely, Richard and North Palm Beach? Yeah, yeah, he sent
his in this morning. Let's see where's it at. How
much room does a fungus need to grow as mushroom
as possible?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, okay, who is that one?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Makes sense?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'll give it one triple eight four one five five five.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Let's start with amazing.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Andy, what do you call an in a skirt?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
A bunny in a skirt? Okay? You know Easter was
last weekend, but we're.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Gonna this is left over. It's a leftover. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
What do you call a bunny and a skirt? I
don't know. Hopscotch, hopscotch.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
I guess it would I guess it would go better
with a kill.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, by, and I got one more?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I got one more?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Gosh, okay, I said.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
When I said Kaichs diagnosed me with German sausage phobia,
I feared the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
All right, Andy, hi'm oas Ali show. Who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
All right? This is Tom from Boyton. Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Hopefully your jokes are better than Andy's.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What do you got for us?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Well? It's bad dad joke today? So how can I mean? Actually,
I think they're supposed to be getting worse and worse,
aren't they?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay? Sure, go ahead, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Here you go. Chinese couple had a baby before the
dude date and they named her Suddenly.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Sudden Lee Suddenly. Okay, tell us worse?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah you yes, somehow you out performed Andy.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You're You're welcome a happy weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
You too.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm o and Sally show.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's Rachel Bom.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey Rachel, you got a dad joke for us?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I got talk for you.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But it depends you want the bad one first that
you might not know, or you want the good one first.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, go ahead, give us the matters, all right?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Who would know how many licks it takes to get
to the center of a topsy pomp.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
That weird old owl that was in the commercials.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yes, go Curtis, you know one, two three.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
That wasn't even a joke joke.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's nobody really knows that other than Dad.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's not a joke.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And that's where we had to cut her off before
she told a murder joke.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yes she's on faceboolive apologize you. I have one if
you want it, okay, okay, all right. What's the difference
between an old bus station and a lobster with a
boob job? I like it already.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
One is a krusty bus station while the other is
a busty crustacean.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh yeah, that was the best one. Thank you for
saving the show, Court.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I appreciate that.