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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Take two wild thoughts. We had to delete Take one
because I tried to sing and it was woof.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We got to like keep this one relatively short because
Selena and I have a client meeting today and which
I'll be taking from home, of course, but I'm sure
it's like a zoom call or whatever. And my wife
just texted me she's got a work meeting. She works
from home normally, and she is leaving today and so
she's gonna be out of the house. So I think
I'm in a Jeffrey Tubin this work this meaning.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't get the reference.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Remember Jeffrey Tubin, No, he was one on the zoom call.
He used to work for CNN. Well he does again.
He got fired from CNN because he was on a
call with like it might have been the newspaper he
also worked for, and he, you know, Jeffrey Tuban. He
thought the call was done. He uh, he started watching
some adult content.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You know you're gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Treating his own body like an amusement park, and everybody
is watching the whole thing. So yeah, but I got
an empty house. I might if I might go on
mute so I can too call you. Have you ever
two been on a call before. No, oh, just asking him. Geez,
this is the wild thoughts. It's a safe space. Do
(01:10):
you admit that sort of thing?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Speaking of wild thoughts, I really feel like we should
clean this up. It's been really gross recently.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, I'm just joining and I don't even want to
know what you guys just talked about.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Just Jeffrey too.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But yeah, that's it so far.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, I like it. It's a verb dew. Clean it up.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
After today because there's a really big story about a
guy that tried to put his you know, what's inside
a horse's nostril.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
In a horse's note.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, he was arrested. Of course. It's in Florida. He
was arrested last month. Cops a led that he made
sexual contact with the horse, tried to put its penis
and put his penis in its nose. The guy's name
is Donald's Callaway, fifty three years old. I'm looking at
a picture of him right now. You sick of go.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I guess that's not the same guy.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
But I was telling you guys about the Jerry Springer
documentary that I watched. Yeah, yeah, there was one guy
that was on the show that married a horse and
they asked him, do you have sexual intercourse with the horse?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And he said yes, and he was kissing the horse
on the show. So I believe this sickery.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I mean, that's true. Why do people do this to horses?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I need the horse needs to give consent. If the
horse likes it, then you know, likes Well, what about
that one video? I remember this was early on in
the days of the internet, and I just remember my
call droommate or somebody like just hit play on the
video and then just ran and hid. And it was
the one of a woman giving a horse a BJ
and watched this girl. They put press play on the
(02:44):
video and ran out of the room. And I'm like,
what's happened? And then I saw some of it?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And you sat there and watched.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What is wrong with me? What is wrong with the
person and or people that do this to the horse?
Now that horse seemed like it might have enjoyed it,
but so you watch the fool not all of that,
most of it. It is very disturbing. I'll find it
for you guys. Can we post it on JV Morning
Show Instagram?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You guys can so This guy in Florida he was
touching himself next to the horse's head. The horse's name
is Raven, by the way, and then he started tapping
his you know what against the horse's nose. And there's
a witness who says that he attempted to insert it
how any So he must.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Have been like climbed up on a fence or something,
because to get dong to horse nostril, you're age tall,
You're not that tall.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Maybe it's a mini horse, which makes us even worse.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh yeah, cime against one of those little mini ponies.
That's just cute. That's terrible. I told you we had
a horse growing up. It wasn't ours, but like one
of our relatives like kept their horse at our house
because we had like this field and you know it
was out there. But it only had one eye. So
sometimes I used to take my nuts and set him
into the empty eye socket. It was hysterical, you guys,
(04:00):
it was hilarious. What is wrong with.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Did have? I did stick my hand in there one
time because it was just like an empty eye socket.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You touched it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, a horse's eyes big, so like the eye socket
part was like, you know, you can fit a little
kid fist and there's no problem.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
That's disgusting. Everything about this is so gross.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, what my question is, when will you guys change
if you're going to try.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
To bang a horse, Like, why the why the nostril?
I guess if you go for the for the backside,
you're going to get kicked, right, that's dangerous. Yeah, but
also you put your dog in front of a horse's
nose like it might think it's a carry off because
I got bit by a horse, I've told you that story.
And it bit me right on the inner thigh and
it almost got my carrot and it was terrifying and
(04:49):
it hurt.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I don't know, like how big it How big is
a horse nostril?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Pretty big?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Really big enough for one of those?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
No, well maybe had a small one.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, it depends what you're What you got. This guy's
caname in high school is baby carrot.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I feel so bad for your legs. I feel like
the amount of injuries that you wait.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Just sustained a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You guys google horse nostrils and look at this thing.
It's like a tunnel, like they're actually they're actually pretty big.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Mean, get over here. Snickers inspect that nostril of yours, Like,
who does this?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Like he told Cobbs that was a dumb decision and
he was just sexually frustrated that he hadn't had any
in two months.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But he has the internet, right, well, this is Florida.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Maybe yeah, maybe he doesn't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's like if you was Florida, Like, if you have
the internet, like, you don't need to be out there
trying to stick it in a horse nostril. Like just
look at actual regular adult content. That means you gotta
screw loose if you're doing that, like you legit. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You can't be disgusting. Graham, Did you have something not
so gross to throw in here?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
No? I didn't you it goes this is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay, do you have something gross to throw in here? Then?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well the only thing I was thinking about, and you
were the one that brought it up yesterday. Me, yes,
you brought it up yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Did I bring it up.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
During one of the commercials? You were like, oh, oh,
you know how it came up. I was talking about
Thank you you brought it up. I didn't bring up
just say the bleaching part. I was eating a banana,
and the bananas of this banana was like all bruised up.
It was a super black bananas.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Bring it up. It went from that to like.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Then you like, oh, it should get bleached, and I
was going to bleach of bananas anyways, and like what
is the process there? Because you hear that people get
that done, and I'm always like what, like what does
that mean? And then also then I'm curious, like I'd
like to see a picture. I don't want to see
a picture.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But you do before and after, And then a year
before and after bleached pictures to JB Morning shows and
it to our DMS no thing. She also filtered through
them the belong to ground.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Just plose it to our story, Like, do you have
any insight on this?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I don't. I honestly, I don't feel like I don't
feel the need to get it done unless you're like
an adult film star.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right, I would assume, but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
That's who you mostly hear of getting them.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I mean, I get I guess unless you really wanted
to like impress your boyfriend or something. But you, guys,
I mean true of false gram You've seen you've seen
the girl who you're hooking up with, in this case,
your wife or whoever you But you see.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The bubble, I mean you don't like, Yes, you've caught
a glimpse of it before.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
And if it's not bleached, does it? Do you care?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I don't know because I don't know what a bleach
one looks like.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So imagine what you've seen, but lighter. Would you want
it to be lighter?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
And I and bleaching is not permanent, it's temporary, so
I think you'd have to go back in and keep
on redoing it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Left the record show that Selena does know. I was like,
I don't know anything about this. Well, actually it's not ever.
You have to go in. Yeah, you need to get
your touched.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Because you brought it up yesterday and I did a
quick Google putting crusted white strips on her.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I'm only getting temporary results here. It's not lasting. I'm
having to keep reapplying it just something doesn't pass the
smell test.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I cannot help, but wonder why somebody would want this job.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Our job currently. I agree, it's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
This job, but the bleacher, you know, the person like
like you have to see so many in one.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Day I think that would tell you it's not just
adult film stars that are getting it, because how many
of those are there out there?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So I'm saying unless it's somebody who just wants to
like impress their boyfriend, or because no one's seeing except
for that person.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
The hair? I don't what is it bleaching?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Know your skin?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But what does that do?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Not brown?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It would burn? That seems painful.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but I would not want
that job. I would not want to.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, No, I classic surgeon or the doctor or whatever.
That's when you call in the assistant like can you okay,
can you handle this one? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I know they've seen some crazy ones too.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm sure they've seen it all. And doctors always say,
we don't tell anybody. Yeah, yeah you did go home
and tell.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, you have those that pen hanging out of your
pocket on your little coat there, But it's this camera
on the end that spies you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh I never thought about that.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Oh my god, somewhere out there in the cloud, Selena's
pictures are in there, because why.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Am I I'm your surgery? Yeah that's true. Oh yeah, yeah,
you're before and afters are out there somewhere possibly what
cloud are they? If anyone wants to, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Does a doctor listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't know. This isn't the show, it's the Wild
Thoughts podcast, and hopefully no one listens to the sickery.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Anyways, we got to head out. We have a sales meeting,
Yeah we do, all right. This is a short one,
like Graham, it'll be longer, better and more clean.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Now. I can't give me a promise to you twenty
five get mine in a horse nostril. But you do
you