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August 23, 2023 13 mins
Today's episode we dive into different female bodily odors and what they may mean for your health.
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(00:01):
Did you mean to go at thebeginning of our podcast game we're already recording
this. I thought that was thatI'm going to clear my throat apart,
and then we're going to start recording. And then were anyone else need to
call for fart burpurp? Do youneed to crack some joints? Uh?
No, I already did that.Smoke some joints? Sure already did that

(00:22):
as well. I don't smoke.When's the last time you smoked a joint,
Selenau? Maybe like last year?Okay, that's not that long ago,
Jess. When's the last time yousmoked a joint? A couple of
years ago? Before a concert?Okay, and a good experience? You
went out in public? I cansee I can't be in public spaces.

(00:43):
I can't be around really. Ijust I feel weird. I felt like
I was about to fall asleep before, like everyone was staring at you.
I just felt like time solow,I knew a lot of like looking around,
like what is happening around there?I think these people are talking about
us. That group of people overthere's definitely talking about us. We should

(01:03):
go fight on. Last time Ismoked a joint was probably two years ago.
I hit the river joint. That'sabout her, Herbert Camp. When
we're floating down the river, I'llhit the river joint a couple of times,
but other than that, I don'treally like smoking. Yeah, hurt's
my throat, that's what she said. Yeah, okay, I've got an
article i'd like to bring to theWild Thoughts podcast. And I'm going to
need your lady's opinions on this becauseI am not going to be able to

(01:25):
weigh in much on this. Whatdo these vaginal odors mean? Here's what
experts say, and win to worrythis, I'm just gonna read you the
opening line. Despite what certain advertisementsfor vaginal products may claim, there's no
reason for one's vagina to be flowerscented. It's totally okay for vaginas to
have a smell thanks to the bacteria, sweat, and your menstrual cycle,

(01:46):
and even your diet. So we'regoing to go through the different smells and
you guys, just raise your handor cough make an audible sound when you
get to a smell that your vaginasmells like. Are you ready? Okay?
Number one on the list, andthis is the classic fishy Okay,

(02:08):
so fishy. No, that's oneof the ones that where it says,
hey, you need to go tothe doctor right. Well, according to
doctor Laura Pretty, she says,is this brock Pretty's mom? Maybe?
She says, a fishy odor couldbe a sign of bacterial vaginosis, Yeah,
which occurs when the amount of lactopebasilly and the body grows to an

(02:29):
unhealthy level. A second could bea sexually transmitted disease resulting in itchy,
foul smelling discharge, and painful urination. So if you have all those things,
the experts say, yeah, yeah, antibotics for either those. Okay,
the next smell on the list garbageor something rotten. Anybody want a

(02:49):
cop to their vagina smelling like that? No, that sounds so concerning.
Okay, possible causes a tampon that'sbeen left in there for too long?
Oh god, has that ever happenedto you, Graham? Where he left
a tamp Yeah, a couple oftimes. Oh my god. One time
I couldn't even find one. Itwas up in there for so long it
just like disappeared. Oh who wasI was watching an interview one time.

(03:13):
I don't remember who it was,but he said, like he was hooking
up with some girl, and Ifeel like I remember hearing that not a
tampa, but there was a condomthat Like, wait, seriously, yes,
who was that? I don't rememberwho was Somebody just leaving garbage and
trash behind in your vagina, likesomebody somebody littered in there, and then
you just I mean, but ifit gets lost, I mean a lot

(03:34):
of times, I guess you can'tgo all the way up there to find
it. Yeah, that's true,but you would know Something's like I'm sure
they knew it was there, butI don't know. I don't have a
vagina. Is like, what ifthe guy didn't even tell her? What
if he was like, hey,lost the condom in there? Funny story.
I felt. I dropped some sparechange out of my pocket. If
you find a quarter and a diamondthere somewhere I fell out of my pocket.

(03:57):
Is it like losing a contact lensin your eyeball, because some people
do that and they don't realize thatthe contact lenses up there. Could somebody
leave a piece of litter in yourvagina? Probably you can't feel it.
Yeah, all right, next smellon the list of this again. Is
a list of vaginal smells and whetheror not you should be concerned. Uh,
here we go. Vinegar slash garlic. Anybody encounter at of vinegary vagina?

(04:20):
Who's a vagina vinegar? No,but I love the smell of garlic.
Don't ruin this. Yeah, butyou don't want to smell it coming
out of somebody's underwear. They saythis can be a sign of a pH
imbalance. So oh yeah, okay, nothing too out of the ordinary.
There another possible vaginal smell ammonious slashurine. Well, yeah, no,

(04:42):
my god, that's like major redflag. Yeah, but isn't some urine
coming out of there? So well, yeah, but you're not just going
around the day like smelling like it. You're probably not. That's a good
point. Uh, and it doesurine doesn't come out of your vagina.
Well, it's in the region.It's in the region. But it says
the reason why you may smell urineis well, because there is urine.
See I was right, fine,poor toileting hygiene, it says can lead

(05:09):
to ammonia like genital odor. Allright, the next one on the list,
here's a good one, you guys. Yeast slash corn chips. I
was dating to squirrel one times overruin this for me. I was dating
Squirrel one time and I was like, God, I always have a hankering
for corn chips every time. Afterwe look up and I was down there.
I opened up a can of bI opened up a can of bean

(05:30):
dip and everything, but I couldn'tI couldn't find the chips. And some
mouth watering sauces, of course,and I could never find the chips.
And I thought she was hiding themdown there. She wasn't. It was
just where's the chips? I knowyou're keeping them from me? Come on
messing around, says This is typicallya sign of a yeast infection. Obviously
that's the corn chips. This isan interesting one. I've never heard of

(05:51):
a vagina smelling like this before coffee. You ever come across the coffee you're
telling me now, it smells likea nice swarm Starbucks the middle of winter,
the smell of star Bees. Ilove the smell of coffee. The
smell of coffee is way better thanthe actual taste of coffee. Yeah,
but still don't go with these comparisons. I don't know. Somebody is running

(06:12):
across a coffee scented vagina before.This is because coffee is slightly acidic,
just as the pH of your vaginais slightly acidic, So it has something
to do with the pH there.I don't really understand that. Is that
a bad thing? Though? Itdoesn't really say that this one has any
thing health related that you need torectify. So just go on and join
your latte scented vadge. Uh,your latte scented labia, I should say

(06:35):
iron slash metallic smell. Anybody gota metal smelling vaginas like a bunch of
old pennies? Well this is uhyeah, Well they say this one is
from blood during menstruation. How isthis an article on Yahoo? This is
a Yahoo article that served to meon my front page discussed article. There's
nothing wrong with it? Okay,Well again, that one says says nothing

(06:59):
to worry about. You have ablood, You just have. You just
have a bloody one. And I'mhappy to report that's the last one on
the list. Any other smells thatI missed that should be on the list.
Let me see. I love thesmell of fresh cut grass. Was
that not on there? No?That wasn't fresh? What about fresh cut.
I make a favorite censor on there. Yeah, freshly trimmed bush.

(07:21):
The scent of that. I thoughtcheese danish would have been on there.
I feel like, yeah, I'vesmelled that before. That maybe like ties
into that first one that you said, the rotten one. Yeah, the
one that if anybody ever tells youthat your vagina smells like rotten garbage,

(07:42):
I am sprinting to the doctor,sprinting that one's like, you know,
maybe a little vinegar, a littlecoffee odor coming from there. Like I
can live with this, I canmask this, but hot garbage. It
smells like hot garbage. You betterquestion in your whole life, your head,
you question your whole fife. Yeah, but yeah, I go straight
to the doctor. We hope thishelps someone listening. I feel like it

(08:05):
was very informative, and I hopewe weren't didn't sound like we are judging
people. Oh definitely, we don'tdo not have our judge pants on today,
because if your vagina smells like cornchips, like, totally fine,
get your dip on. Yeah that'sfine, yeah, totally. I loved
dip chips and dip, and Idon't do much of dip. I do
salsa. I do guac. Ohyeah, yeah, yeah, guac.
I had some last night with dinner. What about caso? See when I

(08:28):
think dip, I think that,and I think like bean dip. I
don't do a lot of those dipsare like you know I do. What
about a good seven layer dip?I don't. Yeah, I don't really
do a lot of that. Oh, my mom makes the best similar dip
you've ever had. We haven't hadit. Yeah, it's so good,
all seven layers. I'm gonna pass. Oh, it's so good. It's
baked melty, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, black olives, lettuce,

(08:52):
some sort of meat beans. Isthat seven? I don't know. I
love salsa, mouthwater and salsa.There was this also layer in there too,
Okay, oh so good. Rememberthis one time on the Old Doghouse
Show, they sent me to somebody'sfootball like super Bowl party or something,
and the whole idea was just tolike wreck their house as much as I

(09:13):
could and record it like hidden microphone. I think I've told you this before,
Selena, But I brought a homemadedip and it was a seven layer
dip and the bottom layer was catfood. Oh my god, and I
put it out on the table andthese fuckers were eating It was so bad.

(09:33):
It was so bad, and Ieven set the thing down, and
I feel like they thought I wasworking with them. So like I scooped
some dip myself, just from thetop layers, because you know seven layers
and you just get the top.Yeah, just just skimmed off the top
and I ate something. And thenthe rest of his books were digging somebody

(09:54):
for the time that I tricked myneighbor into eating cat food. Yeah,
but this was for my job,Like I legitimately I had to do this.
I don't know any better. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, they
got really mad. I did someother stuff to mess with their house,
and then they got pissed and Igot kicked out of the house. And
then on the way out, Iwas like, by the way, don't
eat that dip. It's got catfood in it. And then as I

(10:16):
was pulling out of the driveway,I was like, I fuck, I
gotta get out of here quick becausethe guys wanted to a couple of guys
wanted to fight me. There.As I'm like backing out my car,
somebody came out and tried to throwthe dip at my car. The whole
platter of it it missed. Ifeel like it just splattered all over them.
Still talk to these people. No, I really like random listeners.
They were random listeners that like volunteeredto have me like come to their super

(10:39):
Bowl party, Like, like,why would you do that? You know
what the dog house is all about. You know that JV is not just
setting you out for a time.Let's drink some beers with my chips and
watch some football. It's not no, I fu with their house. I
left a dead fish and there's elsetoo. I can't remember where I hit
it. Oh my god, theyprobably never even found it. It was
still there. They take it's thepoorly's vagina, dude, it wasn't.

(11:01):
Yeah like the doctor seventeen times.But I can't find anything like rotten fish
garbage in here. It's just yourvagina. No, it was actually like
this big fish that I bought fromsafe Way. How'd you get it in
the house. I brought it ina bag of like you know, under
the dip and stuff, and Ican't remember. And then the thing that
really got him mad at you getit at Lucky? Yeah, you can

(11:24):
give. You could buy fish withthe head on, like a trout or
something. It was a big one. The thing it really got mad is
like fake peede. I made itlook like I was peeing in their hallway.
Well really, it was just likeI put like a kind of like
a soft water bottle, like acanteen type thing under my shirt, and
then I turned and I put thenozzle out of my fly and then uncorked

(11:45):
it, and so it looked exactlylike a stream of pea coming down.
But it looked like I was peeingin their hallway on the car from yeah,
oh yeah, yeah. It wasjust water though, but they that's
when that that was the last straw. And then I was like, by
the way, don't eat the dip. If anybody like, I would love
to reconnect with whoever Houseless was like, if you know these people or they're
like, you know, I'd loveto like find out who wasn't. Just

(12:05):
issue my sincerest apologies. And Ididn't. Actually I think they thought I
actually peed in their hallway. Ididn't. It was just water, But
they did eat some dip. Allright. I gotta go to my daughter's
daycare and take her some diapers.Because she ran out. That sounds like
an excuse for just having a smella vagina. Oh Cheaty just wants up.

(12:28):
Oh sorry, but is that justan excuse or is that a real
thing. No, I really haveto go drop off some diapers. Okay,
because of me reading the Vadge smelllist didn't like you're like, oh
shit, mine does smell like chipsthe doctor. Yeah, No, I
really have to drop off some diapers. She's probably shitting herself as we speak.

(12:48):
Okay, sorry, yeah, that'syeah, that's mean. Sorry.
Well, good hot guys. Yeah, maybe we can list off all the
smells to Cheaty and at a timeto get her up to speed on see
which one she had with all right, bye guys, Bye,
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