April 1, 2025 • 17 mins
On today's episode we had Jess try to explain to us what gnat bread is, we talk about joining OnlyFans and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Wild Thoughts, Wild Thoughts Up. Okay,
so was it yesterday that nat bread got brought up
on the showgram Well.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I think it really got brought up last last week
maybe okay, Thursday or Friday, but then somebody left to
talk back about.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think it was Jose the truck driver.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yep, Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You love to talk back like, who in the world
is going to explain to just what gnat bread is?
And we have yet to explain it to her. I
kind of felt like this should have been her homework assignment.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Last night.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I took it upon myself to find out. I looked
for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
There was an episode of No Past Wild Thoughts all
about it, and you've done your homeworkuse you've completed your.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Homeworks, completed my homework assignment, and.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You were to put a full detailed report into this
Wild Thoughts podcast on what exactly gnat bread is.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
The floor is yours.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I feel like I.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Was a different woman before then, and now that I know.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Changeel dirty or I feel grosser.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Shower just definitely was not what I thought it was
going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Did you think it was like a yummy snack beforehand.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yummy.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Maybe I knew it was going to be you know,
sex related or some sort of some sort of something
like that, because I know you guys are sickos, but
but I wasn't expecting it to beet See what it
is these people listening right now that maybe they don't know, they.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Want to be letting on the jap.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So if you don't know what nat bread is, apparently
it's when a guy has sex with the girl and
things get slimy.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Why are you so sweaty when you're saying right now,
bright red and sweaty, like, just say what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Guy has sex with the girl, things get a little
slimy once they're done. He doesn't clean himself, so his
wiener is still slimy.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Did she just say wiener? Yeah, just checking, just checking.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Then he goes three days without washing more or more
and more yeap, so things get very crusty down there,
and then NAT's go and eat the crust and it
turns into nap bread.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Nap bread. You're sick? Why would you bring that up
in our podcast?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Makes me research this.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
This was basically my bedtime story last night.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's not at all what we were talking about either.
I don't know where you got that sick idea. Gnapbread
was a recipe passed down from my great grandmother Natalie. Yeah,
and it's just like a basic sourdough bread that she
used to make.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You're justing around World War.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
One, Well, the imagination on you.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Urban Dictionary says, it's not just for a guy, by
the way, because I just typed napbread into Urban Dictionary.
It can also happen to a female, and this is
the female definition. When a female goes without washing her
crotch for a period of time, a white, smelly substance
begins to form between the folds of hercouiter. This substance,
after extremely long periods of time, begins to attract gnats.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Said to the area, Oh my gosh, you must really
have to go what like a whole week with.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Nats to actually like pop up.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Used in a sentence, this hoe had extremely bad natbread,
and everyone started to avoid her.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know, oh my god, because the natswer just going everywhere.
She was obviously trying to get in her pants.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Right, and little gnats are just buzzing around. So it
can also affect that's your femails I've.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Only heard the guy definition up until this point, so
thank you Graham.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, I think a woman could actually develop natbread faster
than a man because a man's like it's getting aired
out more, you know, yours is getting you know everything.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, you don't know how often we air our things out,
do you?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't know when I listen to do like go
hanging on the clothesline, Like what do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Just you just open clothes, flop them a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
People use clotheslines anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, like to dry their clothes.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, I think I've seen somebody that lives on my
street use them.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I just feel like it's not as common of a thing,
like when I was a kid, Like we always hung
our clothes up to dry. You did, Yeah, we always did.
We're poor, but like maybe that's that poor we had
We had a dryer.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So have you ever like put on a shirt or
laden sheets that have been sun dried on a clothesline.
It's the best smell there is. There's something about it.
The sun gets your whites whiter, by the way, and
there's something.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They hang my teeth out there.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You should.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I've noticed there are a couple of ships star it
should be. Yeah, but there's something about it close up
and dried in the sun. I wish that was a
I need to bring that back. You know what, I'm
gonna get a fucking clothes line.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I like the idea, and make your wife hang all
the clothes.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'm not gonna do it myself. I wouldn't know what.
I gotta get some clothes pins. I don't know where
to get those.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I feel like I would do the initial step of
like hanging them out there, and then they would just
like the long.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Wind would just blow them away.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You gotta do like when it's hot, like a hot
summer day, because then stuff actually drives pretty quick. But
if it's like other times a year when it's not
as hot, like, dude, your stuff's gonna be danging out
there again, birds are gonna be shitting on it.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
And I would not recommend that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I love that. Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Why are we talking about clotheslines?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You guys are weird.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You guys are talking about nat bread and clothes just weirdos. Well,
thank you for doing your homework assignment. Just I said
something about a wiener is all I can remember.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah with nat. Yeah, have you guys heard of hot wifing?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, I do it every day?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You do?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, what is it? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hot wifing is letting other men sleep with your wife?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, I've never done that. Not get down like that.
You said every day hot wife. Got one of those
hot wife in No. I thought like hot wife and.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Was like you just had a hot wife, and like
look at that dude, he's out there.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hot wifing is is sharing your wife, because there's husbands
out there that like to watch their wives sleep with
other men. One guy said, quote, it's kind of like
letting your friend test drive your car. You know, he
gets to see how well it rides. But then but
then he gives it back, but it you know, it
gives you a sense of pride, and that guy gets
a little taste of what your life is.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Like.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'd happily let anybody test drive a car of mine,
go for it, don't care. Um not gonna let you
test drive my wife.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Like, is this that we had heard that Kanye likes that?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Surly? That w surprise me at all.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What we've heard is that he likes, he wants other
men to want his woman. I don't know if he.
I mean, he probably wouldn't mind them sleeping with her too,
And as long as he gets to watch, he seems
like he'd be into this.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I've never understood that, Like, who would want to watch
their partner hooking up with somebody else like that?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't like. I don't get it either. But there's
couples that do this and they say that it strengthened
their relationship, like it's brought a whole other sense of
security to them because this is, you know, one of
their fantasies or whatever. And to be able to do
it without judgment from the other because they're both involved.
Sort of, I don't get it. I could never do it.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
And then.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You're like, yeah, I hit that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, but they're saying that, like sex and love two
completely different things. Okay, but okay, so.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
These are then polyamorous, Yeah right, well.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Not really if they're saying, like, for example, this couple
that's saying sex and love two different things, polyamory that
implies relationship with multiple people.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
This is just just the act of sex, So just
an open relationship, not because they're not.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Dating other people. It's just the sex one night, come
back to your partner, and that's your relationship.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
How would you guys feel if your man wanted to
loan you out no.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Power?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, he just said he wants to strengthen the relationship
and make your guys his love even deeper. In the
way he does that is letting one of his buddies
toss you through a headboard.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
One guy, Richard said, says that he is looking forward
to seeing his wife be defiled in a way that
I've never seen her defiled before.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Oh, so, is it.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Kind of like they feel like it's more of an
outer body like experience where they're watching.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Maybe I'll just say, like, you know, I've come across
some videos on the internet, you know, and there's a
lot of different like scenarios, you know, step sister comes all,
the pizza guy shows up, and one of them is like, yeah,
this sort of scenario, and You're like, why is that
dude just creepily sitting in the corner watching some other
dude pound his supposed wife.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You're just like, I don't get this, Like I don't
it's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So well, yeah, I guess some people are into it.
Speaking of the step sister step family thing. So this
guy that I know, no, he didn't smash his stepsister
the story, so no, but he works for Amazon and
he posted the other day that I guess, I guess
when you you know, someone can correct me if I'm wrong.
(08:50):
I don't know. I've never worked for Amazon. But what
I got from his videos on his story was that
when you go in for your shift, they give you
like a device, a phone or something of that sort,
and that's how you, you know, has all your deliveries
on it for that day, right, but everybody shares these devices.
You pick it up, off, back off at the end
of your shift. He got on one and checked out
the web browser on that thing, and whoever had it
(09:10):
before or previously was looking up porn was watching porn
on this thing, and it was all step mom stepsister content.
And so he was like and it was like tens
of videos, and he was like, oh my god, somebody
needs to check on his stepmom or his real mom
or any simplings that he.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Has, because what is with what is with this fetish?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Does that kind of concern you at all? It's kind
of weird when you think about it, like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It is if you were looking up your own step
mom or your own stepsister, but.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Even not looking up your own but you're only you're
only looking at videos with like mother son relationships or
like that's weird.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It is I get. I think it's just less weird.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I don't know, like you see again, I don't know
how much stock you put into the storyline of an
adult video that you're watching.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't think most guys, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Enough is that's the only story and you're looking up
clearly you're into it, like that's your king, that's.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
His preferred search term.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Is that gross?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's a little weird. Most of them you're just like,
is this chicked enough? Okay? Yeah? Yeah or not?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You don't care if it's the stepsister or the mom
or whoever they aunt. I don't know, you know who
it is in the story. I don't get that involved
in the storyline. I'm not there for the stories.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I always find it so weird when there are those
like porn stars that do content and it's both like
the like the daughter is a porn star, but then
I guess like they're family members also a porn star
or whatever, And then I don't know, just knowing.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They do content together.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I don't know if they do content together, but I've
heard of like there being like occasions like that, and
it's like, I don't want to know if my mom
is doing something like that. First of all, I want
to just not even think about my mom doing anything.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
My mom never did any Yeah my mom didn't either, Yeah,
but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Situations like that.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I just I find so strange because what if you
are hooking up with the same men in the porn
industry and and they just hooked.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Up just giving us a lot of thought, which teakes
me to believe that, like you've you've started your registration
for only fans, but then like I don't know if
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, I don't think I would ever gets what.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
About would you ladies ever have an account and but
you never show your face? Because I feel like that's
a common that I don't have an only fans, but
I feel like there are a lot of ladies that
just don't ever show their face, so like you have
no the contents adult, but like you don't know who
it is because like their faces never.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Still couldn't bring myself to do that. Fifth even if
my face, no, even if my face was I would
just show well it sounds a little more. Uh, what's
the word better.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I don't know what word you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't know what's acceptable. What's a little more? Yeah,
I guess sure. Acceptable is like a digital clone of yourself.
So it's like an AI you because it's like you're
never really not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Okay, So here here's the here's two scenarios.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Then one, it's an AI you. It looks exactly like you,
my face cut off. No, your face is in it,
but it's not actually you. It's AIU or it is
actually you face cut off?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Which do you choose?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
AI me, no face cut off?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Because and you're actually doing this and you're actually but
nobody can have a camera and posting it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
But nobody could ever link it to you because your.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Face is Yeah, you can link the AI back to me,
but it's not me actually doing it, but not in
my mind.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm watching you do the thing, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Have to say a lot of these profiles it says
like this is an AI. If it comes across an
AI influencer, it has to say this is an AI
guitar or whatever.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
If they steal the content and post it over on Twitter,
which I feel like people probably do.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Then, but at least I would.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The v show watch her this and the identity, knowing
that it's not actually me.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
It would bother me.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
It would bother me if people thought it was me
just based on an AI. So I think I would
have to do the no face.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It would bother me. Actually doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, that's the thing, Actually do it, holding yourself doing
these things.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That but jets, we're learning a whole new side.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
We all send you the link to register. It's a
pretty simple process.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, lash register Probably Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I don't know if it's because I'm making millions on
there or probably not, because I don't think anybody was
a thing.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
If it was lucrative enough, I think you would consider.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, that's another thing about OnlyFans. That always always because
as much as we hear about people who are making
a lot of money, there's also a lot who aren't.
Right because you still have to have a fan base,
it's still got to promote that. So it's like Jess, Okay,
you're creating all this content, your faith isn't in it,
but you still have to post to your followers to
oh help to subscribe.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You read some articles about like the top creators on there.
I saw one about this woman she was like, I
don't know, maybe twenty two and it was like, I
made forty million dollars last year. Like they have some
huge they're like staggering sums of money, and then like
break it down and even they say, like, oh my,
my main revenue stream is this one guy. I've never
met him, some rich dude. He gave me five million
(14:09):
dollars last year.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
You know, like Charlie Sheen, Oh my god, isn't that insane?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Like some dude out there has given you millions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
You've never met this dude and never even boint creepy.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
God, so lucky.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
But also, my holy crap, you've made enough money in
one year you don't ever have to work again.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
That's that part is the only part that would make
me like consider. But then I feel like I would
have post a video and it would get no money,
and I just feel so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, what if you finally you're nervous and you're like,
finally did it, and you're like and everything happened in
the video, and you're.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Like three views, what nobody views?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Then would you post it to your own social media
to try to get some more views?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
How are you going to make any money?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Then? I know you can't post that to your social media,
but you have to post sexy content to your social media, like, hey, yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Don't ever click on that. No, no, we're not stupid enough.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
And I wish I could, though, Graham, if Kate ever
said she wanted to do that content, would you, like,
I feel like maybe.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
You would allow it, but would you have like.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I don't even v Graham wouldn't even allow it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No, No, we wouldn't be together for that kind of if
she wanted to embark on a porn career that you.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Do you, but but it's not with other people. It's
with you or just or just now back in or
just her posting stuff just herself. Does she doesn't do
other people? She's yeah, yeah, it's give me a no
for me, really, A j would let me. He brings
it up from time to time. I can't tell if
(15:45):
he's joking, but I think he's joking. I hope he's joking.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Then you should, like you should call his bluff and
be like, here I created my pay.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I created my.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Because he would do it.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
What you want to see his reaction. He'd be like,
oh no, I was joking about that.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Well he do it with you, like he's down to
do I.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Think he'd be down. Yeah, he would, wow, But I
don't want to do that. What about you have a
lot of followers? Never and if I did, they can
never find out about that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, I know I could never.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
What about your man?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I don't think he would. I don't think he would
want me to.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm pretty sure he would, right, I don't think he would.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And everything has a price.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
That's the thing. It's like if I'm making.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like you're making five million a year and he's like, hey, yes,
you're late for work.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, hurry uh, I'll be on the golf course with
my buddies. Thanks for paying for let me know when
you're done. Yeah, I'll be back later.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
You know, there are those sites I see tiktoks from
time to time of people being like I've made so
much money from just being on a site, and like
like chatting with somebody who's lonely, and then oh I
could do that.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I could do that.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I can do that.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I could pretend to be a woman.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, give us your best woman voice.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's probably all catfishing anyways. They're not chatting like voice chair,
they're just like or.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Maybe calls, maybe all of that.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I feel like you would get more, you get paid
more for calls, Like how would you give how would
you sound?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, Hi, Selena, it's me March.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That was pretty good, right, that was really good, Just like, yeah,
I'm gonna block you March.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah,
Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Wild Thoughts, Wild Thoughts Up. Okay,
so was it yesterday that nat bread got brought up
on the showgram Well.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I think it really got brought up last last week
maybe okay, Thursday or Friday, but then somebody left to
talk back about.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I think it was Jose the truck driver.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Yep, Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You love to talk back like, who in the world
is going to explain to just what gnat bread is?
And we have yet to explain it to her. I
kind of felt like this should have been her homework assignment.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Last night.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
I took it upon myself to find out. I looked
for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
There was an episode of No Past Wild Thoughts all
about it, and you've done your homeworkuse you've completed your.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Homeworks, completed my homework assignment, and.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You were to put a full detailed report into this
Wild Thoughts podcast on what exactly gnat bread is.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
The floor is yours.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I feel like I.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Was a different woman before then, and now that I know.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Changeel dirty or I feel grosser.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Shower just definitely was not what I thought it was
going to be.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Did you think it was like a yummy snack beforehand.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yummy.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Maybe I knew it was going to be you know,
sex related or some sort of some sort of something
like that, because I know you guys are sickos, but
but I wasn't expecting it to beet See what it
is these people listening right now that maybe they don't know, they.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Want to be letting on the jap.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
So if you don't know what nat bread is, apparently
it's when a guy has sex with the girl and
things get slimy.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Why are you so sweaty when you're saying right now,
bright red and sweaty, like, just say what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Guy has sex with the girl, things get a little
slimy once they're done. He doesn't clean himself, so his
wiener is still slimy.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Did she just say wiener? Yeah, just checking, just checking.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Then he goes three days without washing more or more
and more yeap, so things get very crusty down there,
and then NAT's go and eat the crust and it
turns into nap bread.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Nap bread. You're sick? Why would you bring that up
in our podcast?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Makes me research this.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
This was basically my bedtime story last night.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's not at all what we were talking about either.
I don't know where you got that sick idea. Gnapbread
was a recipe passed down from my great grandmother Natalie. Yeah,
and it's just like a basic sourdough bread that she
used to make.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You're justing around World War.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
One, Well, the imagination on you.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Urban Dictionary says, it's not just for a guy, by
the way, because I just typed napbread into Urban Dictionary.
It can also happen to a female, and this is
the female definition. When a female goes without washing her
crotch for a period of time, a white, smelly substance
begins to form between the folds of hercouiter. This substance,
after extremely long periods of time, begins to attract gnats.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Said to the area, Oh my gosh, you must really
have to go what like a whole week with.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Nats to actually like pop up.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Used in a sentence, this hoe had extremely bad natbread,
and everyone started to avoid her.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know, oh my god, because the natswer just going everywhere.
She was obviously trying to get in her pants.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Right, and little gnats are just buzzing around. So it
can also affect that's your femails I've.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Only heard the guy definition up until this point, so
thank you Graham.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, I think a woman could actually develop natbread faster
than a man because a man's like it's getting aired
out more, you know, yours is getting you know everything.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, you don't know how often we air our things out,
do you?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't know when I listen to do like go
hanging on the clothesline, Like what do you do?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Just you just open clothes, flop them a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
People use clotheslines anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, like to dry their clothes.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, I think I've seen somebody that lives on my
street use them.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I just feel like it's not as common of a thing,
like when I was a kid, Like we always hung
our clothes up to dry. You did, Yeah, we always did.
We're poor, but like maybe that's that poor we had
We had a dryer.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So have you ever like put on a shirt or
laden sheets that have been sun dried on a clothesline.
It's the best smell there is. There's something about it.
The sun gets your whites whiter, by the way, and
there's something.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They hang my teeth out there.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
You should.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I've noticed there are a couple of ships star it
should be. Yeah, but there's something about it close up
and dried in the sun. I wish that was a
I need to bring that back. You know what, I'm
gonna get a fucking clothes line.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I like the idea, and make your wife hang all
the clothes.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'm not gonna do it myself. I wouldn't know what.
I gotta get some clothes pins. I don't know where
to get those.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I feel like I would do the initial step of
like hanging them out there, and then they would just
like the long.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Wind would just blow them away.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You gotta do like when it's hot, like a hot
summer day, because then stuff actually drives pretty quick. But
if it's like other times a year when it's not
as hot, like, dude, your stuff's gonna be danging out
there again, birds are gonna be shitting on it.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
And I would not recommend that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I love that. Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Why are we talking about clotheslines?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You guys are weird.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You guys are talking about nat bread and clothes just weirdos. Well,
thank you for doing your homework assignment. Just I said
something about a wiener is all I can remember.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah with nat. Yeah, have you guys heard of hot wifing?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, I do it every day?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You do?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, what is it? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hot wifing is letting other men sleep with your wife?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, I've never done that. Not get down like that.
You said every day hot wife. Got one of those
hot wife in No. I thought like hot wife and.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Was like you just had a hot wife, and like
look at that dude, he's out there.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hot wifing is is sharing your wife, because there's husbands
out there that like to watch their wives sleep with
other men. One guy said, quote, it's kind of like
letting your friend test drive your car. You know, he
gets to see how well it rides. But then but
then he gives it back, but it you know, it
gives you a sense of pride, and that guy gets
a little taste of what your life is.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Like.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'd happily let anybody test drive a car of mine,
go for it, don't care. Um not gonna let you
test drive my wife.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Like, is this that we had heard that Kanye likes that?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Surly? That w surprise me at all.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
What we've heard is that he likes, he wants other
men to want his woman. I don't know if he.
I mean, he probably wouldn't mind them sleeping with her too,
And as long as he gets to watch, he seems
like he'd be into this.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I've never understood that, Like, who would want to watch
their partner hooking up with somebody else like that?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I don't like. I don't get it either. But there's
couples that do this and they say that it strengthened
their relationship, like it's brought a whole other sense of
security to them because this is, you know, one of
their fantasies or whatever. And to be able to do
it without judgment from the other because they're both involved.
Sort of, I don't get it. I could never do it.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
And then.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You're like, yeah, I hit that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, but they're saying that, like sex and love two
completely different things. Okay, but okay, so.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
These are then polyamorous, Yeah right, well.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Not really if they're saying, like, for example, this couple
that's saying sex and love two different things, polyamory that
implies relationship with multiple people.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
This is just just the act of sex, So just
an open relationship, not because they're not.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Dating other people. It's just the sex one night, come
back to your partner, and that's your relationship.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
How would you guys feel if your man wanted to
loan you out no.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Power?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, he just said he wants to strengthen the relationship
and make your guys his love even deeper. In the
way he does that is letting one of his buddies
toss you through a headboard.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
One guy, Richard said, says that he is looking forward
to seeing his wife be defiled in a way that
I've never seen her defiled before.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Oh, so, is it.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Kind of like they feel like it's more of an
outer body like experience where they're watching.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Maybe I'll just say, like, you know, I've come across
some videos on the internet, you know, and there's a
lot of different like scenarios, you know, step sister comes all,
the pizza guy shows up, and one of them is like, yeah,
this sort of scenario, and You're like, why is that
dude just creepily sitting in the corner watching some other
dude pound his supposed wife.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You're just like, I don't get this, Like I don't
it's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
So well, yeah, I guess some people are into it.
Speaking of the step sister step family thing. So this
guy that I know, no, he didn't smash his stepsister
the story, so no, but he works for Amazon and
he posted the other day that I guess, I guess
when you you know, someone can correct me if I'm wrong.
(08:50):
I don't know. I've never worked for Amazon. But what
I got from his videos on his story was that
when you go in for your shift, they give you
like a device, a phone or something of that sort,
and that's how you, you know, has all your deliveries
on it for that day, right, but everybody shares these devices.
You pick it up, off, back off at the end
of your shift. He got on one and checked out
the web browser on that thing, and whoever had it
(09:10):
before or previously was looking up porn was watching porn
on this thing, and it was all step mom stepsister content.
And so he was like and it was like tens
of videos, and he was like, oh my god, somebody
needs to check on his stepmom or his real mom
or any simplings that he.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Has, because what is with what is with this fetish?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Does that kind of concern you at all? It's kind
of weird when you think about it, like.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It is if you were looking up your own step
mom or your own stepsister, but.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Even not looking up your own but you're only you're
only looking at videos with like mother son relationships or
like that's weird.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It is I get. I think it's just less weird.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I don't know, like you see again, I don't know
how much stock you put into the storyline of an
adult video that you're watching.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I don't think most guys, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Enough is that's the only story and you're looking up
clearly you're into it, like that's your king, that's.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
His preferred search term.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Is that gross?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's a little weird. Most of them you're just like,
is this chicked enough? Okay? Yeah? Yeah or not?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You don't care if it's the stepsister or the mom
or whoever they aunt. I don't know, you know who
it is in the story. I don't get that involved
in the storyline. I'm not there for the stories.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
I always find it so weird when there are those
like porn stars that do content and it's both like
the like the daughter is a porn star, but then
I guess like they're family members also a porn star
or whatever, And then I don't know, just knowing.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
They do content together.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
I don't know if they do content together, but I've
heard of like there being like occasions like that, and
it's like, I don't want to know if my mom
is doing something like that. First of all, I want
to just not even think about my mom doing anything.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
My mom never did any Yeah my mom didn't either, Yeah,
but I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Situations like that.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I just I find so strange because what if you
are hooking up with the same men in the porn
industry and and they just hooked.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Up just giving us a lot of thought, which teakes
me to believe that, like you've you've started your registration
for only fans, but then like I don't know if
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
No, I don't think I would ever gets what.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
About would you ladies ever have an account and but
you never show your face? Because I feel like that's
a common that I don't have an only fans, but
I feel like there are a lot of ladies that
just don't ever show their face, so like you have
no the contents adult, but like you don't know who
it is because like their faces never.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Still couldn't bring myself to do that. Fifth even if
my face, no, even if my face was I would
just show well it sounds a little more. Uh, what's
the word better.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I don't know what word you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't know what's acceptable. What's a little more? Yeah,
I guess sure. Acceptable is like a digital clone of yourself.
So it's like an AI you because it's like you're
never really not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Okay, So here here's the here's two scenarios.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Then one, it's an AI you. It looks exactly like you,
my face cut off. No, your face is in it,
but it's not actually you. It's AIU or it is
actually you face cut off?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Which do you choose?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
AI me, no face cut off?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Because and you're actually doing this and you're actually but
nobody can have a camera and posting it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
But nobody could ever link it to you because your.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Face is Yeah, you can link the AI back to me,
but it's not me actually doing it, but not in
my mind.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I'm watching you do the thing, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Have to say a lot of these profiles it says
like this is an AI. If it comes across an
AI influencer, it has to say this is an AI
guitar or whatever.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
If they steal the content and post it over on Twitter,
which I feel like people probably do.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Then, but at least I would.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The v show watch her this and the identity, knowing
that it's not actually me.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
It would bother me.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
It would bother me if people thought it was me
just based on an AI. So I think I would
have to do the no face.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
It would bother me. Actually doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, that's the thing, Actually do it, holding yourself doing
these things.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That but jets, we're learning a whole new side.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
We all send you the link to register. It's a
pretty simple process.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, lash register Probably Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I don't know if it's because I'm making millions on
there or probably not, because I don't think anybody was
a thing.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
If it was lucrative enough, I think you would consider.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, that's another thing about OnlyFans. That always always because
as much as we hear about people who are making
a lot of money, there's also a lot who aren't.
Right because you still have to have a fan base,
it's still got to promote that. So it's like Jess, Okay,
you're creating all this content, your faith isn't in it,
but you still have to post to your followers to
oh help to subscribe.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
You read some articles about like the top creators on there.
I saw one about this woman she was like, I
don't know, maybe twenty two and it was like, I
made forty million dollars last year. Like they have some
huge they're like staggering sums of money, and then like
break it down and even they say, like, oh my,
my main revenue stream is this one guy. I've never
met him, some rich dude. He gave me five million
(14:09):
dollars last year.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
You know, like Charlie Sheen, Oh my god, isn't that insane?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Like some dude out there has given you millions of dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
You've never met this dude and never even boint creepy.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
God, so lucky.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
But also, my holy crap, you've made enough money in
one year you don't ever have to work again.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
That's that part is the only part that would make
me like consider. But then I feel like I would
have post a video and it would get no money,
and I just feel so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, what if you finally you're nervous and you're like,
finally did it, and you're like and everything happened in
the video, and you're.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Like three views, what nobody views?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Then would you post it to your own social media
to try to get some more views?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
How are you going to make any money?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Then? I know you can't post that to your social media,
but you have to post sexy content to your social media, like, hey, yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Don't ever click on that. No, no, we're not stupid enough.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
And I wish I could, though, Graham, if Kate ever
said she wanted to do that content, would you, like,
I feel like maybe.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
You would allow it, but would you have like.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I don't even v Graham wouldn't even allow it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
No, No, we wouldn't be together for that kind of if
she wanted to embark on a porn career that you.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Do you, but but it's not with other people. It's
with you or just or just now back in or
just her posting stuff just herself. Does she doesn't do
other people? She's yeah, yeah, it's give me a no
for me, really, A j would let me. He brings
it up from time to time. I can't tell if
(15:45):
he's joking, but I think he's joking. I hope he's joking.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Then you should, like you should call his bluff and
be like, here I created my pay.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I created my.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Because he would do it.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
What you want to see his reaction. He'd be like,
oh no, I was joking about that.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Well he do it with you, like he's down to
do I.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Think he'd be down. Yeah, he would, wow, But I
don't want to do that. What about you have a
lot of followers? Never and if I did, they can
never find out about that.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, I know I could never.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
What about your man?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I don't think he would. I don't think he would
want me to.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm pretty sure he would, right, I don't think he would.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And everything has a price.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
That's the thing. It's like if I'm making.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like you're making five million a year and he's like, hey, yes,
you're late for work.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, hurry uh, I'll be on the golf course with
my buddies. Thanks for paying for let me know when
you're done. Yeah, I'll be back later.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
You know, there are those sites I see tiktoks from
time to time of people being like I've made so
much money from just being on a site, and like
like chatting with somebody who's lonely, and then oh I
could do that.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I could do that.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I can do that.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I could pretend to be a woman.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, give us your best woman voice.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
It's probably all catfishing anyways. They're not chatting like voice chair,
they're just like or.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Maybe calls, maybe all of that.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I feel like you would get more, you get paid
more for calls, Like how would you give how would
you sound?
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, Hi, Selena, it's me March.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That was pretty good, right, that was really good, Just like, yeah,
I'm gonna block you March.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah,
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