April 15, 2025 • 17 mins
On today's episode we talked about some things men experience in the restroom and beyond. We also do another edition of 'Who would you do?'
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wild thoughts will suit Happy Tuesday everyone. We gotta speed
this motherfucker up because I gotta get the bone groom today.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You guys, ew, that's so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, I'm gonna go groom the bone a summer pool season.
You guys, get a Brazilian Selena. We have that pool
party at greaton coming up. Mark your calendar? Is everyone
Memorial Day weekend? I think it's the twenty fourth of May.
Memorial Days hitting early this year. I feel like it's
usually a week after that. But yeah, we're gonna be
hosting a pool party a Great and it's gonna be
super fun.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Like last year they were awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That has nothing to do with wild thoughts, like shut up, dude,
I got to get the groom, get.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The bone groomed. For that though, I want to make
sure my bone nice and group. No hambone. I gotta
get hamdboned to the group.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
She needs a Brazilian bad That dog is shedding everywhere
and we have darker wood floors. Now the hair, you guys,
the hair wow everywhere. It's a nightmare. I don't know
what I'm talking about, but I gotta get the bone groomed.
Can I ask a random nuts question. Yes, I don't
know if you guys will have the answer to this
because you guys don't.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Have the nut hair.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, well sort of, cause you guys don't have the
same apparatus that I do, that men do. But this
is something I pondered the other day in the gym
bathroom as I stared longingly at some other dudes showering
in there. Now I'm kidding, but when I was in
there going to the bathroom. Now, when a guy goes
number one, and you guys don't really know about this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I have a question.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, Slynn has her hand raise, let's table the nuts
for now.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We'll come back to you. But I do see you
in the front road to your hand up. All right,
when you go to the bathroom, like say, I go
to the bathroom here at work, and you're wearing pants
with a zipper or a fly, you pull down the zipper.
Now only the schlong comes out to go. Now, well,
I guess this is the question. Maybe guys listening are like, no,
I take everything out, you know, like everything comes out
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the flynt the pants.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Button the top button, No, you just lower the zipper
and then you go fishing in there. You go fishing
in there until you find you're junk, and then you
take just the junk out, just the twig, not the giggleberries.
They stay home, right, they stay in their protective little
pouch in there, and they're like, we're hanging in here, guys,
We're nice and warm.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We're not coming out. And you take out just the schlong, right, Okay,
you go pee, and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then you stuff that thing back in there and you
zip up slow lea cause you don't want to catch
your you know what in there.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That can be painful.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now when you go to the is that mind blown
for you or did you think it worked differently?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I guess I never really thought about it. But for
some reason I assumed you just like pants straight.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But that's like when you're teaching your son, you know,
like my son when he's first going to you know,
standing up, going pee, you know, when he's a little kid,
they just go pants all the way to the ground,
and you're like, you're gonna not want to do that,
because when you're in a school bathroom or the bathroom
in a public place, like your pants are just gonna
be touching the ground and that's disgusting. Also, everyone's seeing
your bare ass, you know, like you don't need to
be doing that. Okay, So when you're going to the
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bathroom with pants with a fly, that's how it operates
out the ZEP right now, the thing I was thinking
about as I went to the bathroom at the gym.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now, look, you have your gym shorts on. They don't
have a fly.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, there's no opening there, so you have to pull
your shorts.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Down opposing the bush.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I want to know, do like a front. It's just
a front. Again, you're not going full four year old
and dropping him to the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Although maybe some guys are out there like, no, that's
how ipe you're weird.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But okay, you do a front pulled down right?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
My question is do and because when I do the
front pull down, everything's coming out.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The whole apparatus everything. Why you bring it all out?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I don't know, but you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well that's why I'm wondering. Are do some people just
pull it down just enough just to.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Get Yeah, I've seen my man do it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He doesn't take it, that's all not coming out.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, he's just like so he's leaving the waistband of
his shorts holding his nuts into place, and then he's
just leaving dong over there.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
He's holding his nuts. I think he just holds what
is necessary to be out and his hand is like
separating the dog and like the waistband.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So it's like, yeah, but I'm doing the same, but
my hand is also all my nuts at that point
and they're out.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I think that's necessary. That's unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You're doing too much.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Well, this is why I was This isn't a way.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Don't take it from us. We don't have that, so
we don't really know. I'm assuming that's how my man
does it. That's what it appears more practical to just
like take out what's necessary.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, but then unless.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
They're both at the same size, and then I guess,
like you kind of have they're not.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
They're not both at the same size and they hang
in different directions. Well, I guess like this is something
I was pondering at the gym, like what camp are you?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
There's like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Can you just look at the person next to you
and see what they're doing?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, there's a divider. You keep your eyes straight ahead
all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
This dividers yeah, Like, what's what's the technique this guy's
using over here? I just wondered about it. I assume
that most people like because you just pull the shorts down.
I feel like if you just go dong out there,
you could worry about like drippage factor. You want to
like get your shorts kind of tucked under a little bit.
You want to go get the whole apparatus out and
then and then use your hand to kind of pull
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the waistbound under a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That way, you're not worrying about any drip.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Don't guys have to worry about drippage anywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's why you shake it real hard.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's why I don't know why you guys don't just
use toilet paper like a normal person.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
But you're on a bathroom, like say at the locker
room of the gym, there is no toilet paper there.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You got to just shake it like a Boloyd picture
what you just carry some Well, I'm going to carry
like two squares of toilet paper the end of my wiener. Yes,
So then you're you shake it like a salt shaker.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
So there's like peaches going everywhere in the men's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing about the
shake at the end. You don't know where those last
two drops are gonna fly. They can fly up, they
can fly down, they can fly to the side and floor.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
They can hit you in the eye. You don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, you're not whipping it up towards your face. You're
giving it sort of a downward shake down and it's
heading down. But there are times where like it misses
the like at home, like you see it splat next
to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
And you go by the way I do.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Look, I'm a very courteous, uh number one er, because
like I don't want the person that comes in or
whoever's house I'm had to come in and just see
peace splattered everywhere, and they're like, what is this guy doing?
Just spraying a fire hose in here? Like, I'll give
the I'll grab some toilet paper and give the the
part of the toilet wipe.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Well good, I'm glad you at least do that.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, how did we get talking about this?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Well, you brought it up.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You guys are weird. You guys are disgusting, Like I
have a net's question.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, Oh yeah, you and the you've had your head
up this entire time.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know why I randomly thought of this, like
probably this morning, and it's so fitting that you brought
new notes and nut talk on this morning's wild thoughts.
So you know how you have your nets and it's
like in the sack, right, yea? Can they like switch places? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You're right now is always right now? Left? That's what
I want.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You could twist them up in there temporarily, but they'll
they go back, they'll work their way back.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, where wasn't sure if they were just like floating
around in there, and they could like they're like interchangeable.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
They are floating around in there.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But they're tethered to their spot, like they'll you get
in there and mush them around.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's so weird them all.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Over the place temporarily, like how long.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Like you can twist them up. When you let go,
they're going to twist back.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They're going to Yeah, they're just gonna they're going to
find their way back to there. And also that that's
kind of pain. It could be painful if you're smashing them.
Don't smash those underreggs too hard.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
That's the part that's like the most painful for you guys, right.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yes, okay, just making sure yeah, hands down. I mean,
it's not fun getting kicked in the dong. But it's
the nuts that's that's the pain, that's the pain center,
that's what's sending all the pain vibes to your brain.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Good to any other.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Let me scan the crowd. Any other nuts questions out there?
Testicle question ehuavos a question the family jewels questions out there?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, I guess does like you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Want to learn anyone want to learn more about that?
You have to raise your hands anyone. You have a
question about the underwear eggs?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I guess because now it does make sense why men
would complain about getting caught in the zipper.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
But how does that like? Do you just not push
it in enough that it gets is it like?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, sometimes it hasn't fully retracted back into your underwear,
and if you've left some of it dangling out the
fly of your underwear.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It gets caught because that is loose or is it
the hair?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It could be both, but a quick zip can be very,
very dangerous. You learn at a very early age to
make sure that it's properly secured back in its underwear
housing before you go for an aggressive zip. One more question,
let me look into the crowd here and their hands.
Another question about the test to colitos.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Just you in the front, do you guys care that
we can clearly see when they're adjusting like down there?
Like I feel like guys in public, they just they
just touched down there like all the time, and they
don't really Like I feel.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Like guys should be more conscientious about the handling and
the adjusting. But sometimes it's like you're just in such
an uncomfortable position that it just has to happen.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
But how would you guys feel if like women were
like adjusting.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I feel like you guys adjust your bras and stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, what if like oh my god, hang on a
cameltoe like reaching.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Up and like, hang on, I gotta move this lip
back in?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Like does that ever? Have of the ladies that does that? Does?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Like just you're like, whoa, something popped out the side there.
I gotta get it back in. Mostly when I'm doing squats,
lips are flying everywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, now that you suggest it, you just like you
just let let the badge suck it right in.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I guess Okay, Oh, you hope that as you're walking
it will just comes out, It'll.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Just pop back in the place. Man, I didn't know
things were so loosey goosey down.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
There as guys.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Interesting, you guys have a there are more subtle ways
to do the adjustment. Sometimes it's like just just like
a good almost like a lunch step or a little
step to the side and you can get the things unstuck.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
From your leg or whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like that's I think I feel like a lot of
a male adjustment is because everything your apparatus has gotten
stuck to the side.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Of your leg.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That must be so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
And it's just kind of an uncomforable thing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
So imagine walking and they're just like a dick stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
To your.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So sometimes like a little shimmy step, a little like
side stretchy step will help get things back.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, And that's what you're seeing a lot of times.
Is the is the tug down is to get it
get that sucker. On a hot day, you got a
baby powder the family jewels.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Do you do that?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I don't, but there are guys that certainly do on
those hot days to avoid the swamp stick they're just.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
They put a little bit down there.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, the other nut questions.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Anyone anyone have any other anyone have any other nut questions?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Anyone not for me about it?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I guess all right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well, now we need to move forward to our newest
segment on the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
We we hard launched it last week. We launched this
and it's the who would you Rather do? Segment and
we throw out a couple of names and then we
discussed who we would rather do.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's pretty straightforward, yes, but people have chimed in on
the talkback this morning.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow yaving a couple who would you rather do? Props
for us?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, let's run through them.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Good morning, jab Show.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
This is Joey and I actually am leaving a talkback
for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I wanted to ask you, guys, who would you rather
sleep with?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Gypsy Rose or Martha Stewart?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my god, first, why you're sick?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Appreciate leaving the talkback? Gypsy Rose or Martha Stewart. Selena,
You're going to answer.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
First, Martha Stewart.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Really anyway, what's the reasoning? You were pretty quick on
that one.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Gypsy is just not my type and Martha is, uh,
it's not either.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You're like old white ladies, all right, I see it's not.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Either, but I can you know, she's been looking good
in those first traps, and Gypsy just doesn't do it
for me.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But you know Martha's we found out the other day
she's like in her eighties.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, okay, so you would rather do Gypsy?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I have an answered next. No, Chess is up next,
Jess that.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
But it's not even like who's my type for me?
It's just I can't get has the murder.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I feel like I wor like we're in the middle
of it, like she's just gonna pull out her.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Knife like you're out a lesser of two evils.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No, I'm not even thinking about the murder part. I'm
going based off.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I'm going to be doing the murdering on this one.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Who's vagina? Are you murdering?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm gonna be Martha Stewart. I can't Gypsy Rose. I
find I just.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Can't get over. It's just the voice.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
If she tries to, it's the voice, and like everything,
just like Karen haircut.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Now, I think for.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The story the bigger it's Martha's the natural choice there
because like you can tell people about that, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And Martha seems like the type of person like right
before you can grab some drinks so you'll be drunk.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, And she's incredibly wealthy, so like I just imagine that,
like there's gonna be a really nice spread of food.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
House is super expensive, and she.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
She probably has like a rolls choice that I can
drive home afterwards that she want knows gone because she's
so old, you know, she probably misplaces cars and money
and stuff around the house and I'll just steal it.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
All. That was a good one. Thank you for that time.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
We have another one.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Whoa hey, guys, without the haircut. This is for the
Wild Thoughts podcast. Graham, Would you rather do Marjorie Taylor
Green or Gypsy Rose? She was very carefully, buddy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Whoa a lot of Gypsies?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
All right, Jorie?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Right back to the Gypsy Rows. You don't know who
Marjorie Taylor Green?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Iserie?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Are you part of society currently? Selena's over here?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I did not google her. I know over here, fierce.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I'm like shocking you guys don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
She's a United States representative.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, I do know. Who she is actually, what do
you know about her?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That she's an American far right politician, businesswoman, and conspiracy theories.
Has been in the US representative for George's fourteen congressional
district since twenty twenty one. Dun, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I was just about to say that, I, like everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Knows that the fact that, like, I'm like stunned right
now you don't know who this person is because she's
been a very large name, unfortunately in politics since then
and even prior to them, because of all the Yeah
to get into the politics here.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
No, I definitely, I definitely have seen multiple videos.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So that one for me isn't. I mean, I guess
there is something to an anger bang, but oh my god,
I'm going to avoid that and I will be shacking
up with Gypsy Rose in that WHOA.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yes, that one to me is is a no brainer,
no brainer. I could not.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
I'm going as well.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I could not give Marjorie Taylor Green the satisfaction so
infinitely out of her bath.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's actually very confident of you to think you would
satisfy her.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I wouldn't, but I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of
being able to tell her friends like, see that guy,
I hooked up with him.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm way out of that chicks league.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Okay, so we're going gypsy on this way.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What about you guys gypsy? Okay, we're unanimous?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Wait, Jes said that she had one to throw.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I had one.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Well, the first top Beck kind of stole one of
the people on mind.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's sor right.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We doubled up again. Though you're out and can't do Gypsy,
it's not gypsy. Gypsy's already been fully ed.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
So the other day we.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Were talking about Martha Stewart and we were also talking
about Chris Jenner.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So which of the two didn't we do that one?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I don't think we did.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I think we did it off the air. Sometimes we
just do this throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I swore we didn't did.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I thought we I didn't think we picked. I thought
we were just comparing their ages.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I said, Martha, Yeah, we definitely did this off the air.
Who did I say?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I don't know, Well, who would you say now in
this moment?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh, I'm still sticking with Martha. Chris Jenner has the
Kay Perry haircut.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I know, I think I'm going Chris Jenner you're going,
Chris Jenner.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, I like to get that's just the element of
the Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, and then she'll make me famous after.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
That is a good point.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
A tape.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, you guys could drop a tape.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
She is younger too.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
How much?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
How old is Chris Chris Jenner was like sixty somethings.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's legitimate question too, is lying about her age? Is
it sixty nine? You think she's only sixty nine years old?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Well, that's close. I mean that seems that tracks more.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That would have mean because some wait, how old are
these Kardashian girls, because they're getting up there too.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I could have so supposedly Courtney is forty five, Okay,
so I could have sworn she was like already in
her seventies a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Did she have Courtney that at the age of twenty four?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
What's the I wasn't really paying attention.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
That would have been roughly right, twenty four plus forty five.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I don't know. Hey, we don't have our calculators.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Sixty nine is really hard.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
She had Kendall when she was forty years old.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
That didn't help us.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I was kend and Kendalls and kend nine.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Right, Okay, well then I don't know if that if
that mass tracks, then that tracks.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So she's about to be.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Seven maybe, yeah, that does track.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Martha's a little bit older.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yep. Yeah, well you know I like him young. I'm
going Chris Jenner, what about you, Jess.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I think I'm I want to say I'm sticking with
Martha Stewart just.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Because she seems just the sandwich she's going to make
me afterwards.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I know it's gonna be so good.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, but Chris Jenner has a chef multiple I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Just Martha kind of seems.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Like and nanny's to watch my kids as I'm getting
it off with Chris Jenner.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
A lot of nannies Martha does not having nanny.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Well, she has money to get a nanny.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
She probably has like a nurse at this point. Just
picture she wakes up in the morning, she's getting up there.
All right, leave us you're who would you rather do?
On the on the talkback next for next Tuesday? So
next Tuesday, hit the talkback mic.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
And here yours on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, that
Wild thoughts will suit Happy Tuesday everyone. We gotta speed
this motherfucker up because I gotta get the bone groom today.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You guys, ew, that's so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, I'm gonna go groom the bone a summer pool season.
You guys, get a Brazilian Selena. We have that pool
party at greaton coming up. Mark your calendar? Is everyone
Memorial Day weekend? I think it's the twenty fourth of May.
Memorial Days hitting early this year. I feel like it's
usually a week after that. But yeah, we're gonna be
hosting a pool party a Great and it's gonna be
super fun.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Like last year they were awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
That has nothing to do with wild thoughts, like shut up, dude,
I got to get the groom, get.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The bone groomed. For that though, I want to make
sure my bone nice and group. No hambone. I gotta
get hamdboned to the group.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
She needs a Brazilian bad That dog is shedding everywhere
and we have darker wood floors. Now the hair, you guys,
the hair wow everywhere. It's a nightmare. I don't know
what I'm talking about, but I gotta get the bone groomed.
Can I ask a random nuts question. Yes, I don't
know if you guys will have the answer to this
because you guys don't.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Have the nut hair.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, well sort of, cause you guys don't have the
same apparatus that I do, that men do. But this
is something I pondered the other day in the gym
bathroom as I stared longingly at some other dudes showering
in there. Now I'm kidding, but when I was in
there going to the bathroom. Now, when a guy goes
number one, and you guys don't really know about this.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I have a question.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Okay, Slynn has her hand raise, let's table the nuts
for now.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We'll come back to you. But I do see you
in the front road to your hand up. All right,
when you go to the bathroom, like say, I go
to the bathroom here at work, and you're wearing pants
with a zipper or a fly, you pull down the zipper.
Now only the schlong comes out to go. Now, well,
I guess this is the question. Maybe guys listening are like, no,
I take everything out, you know, like everything comes out
(01:44):
the flynt the pants.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You don't.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Button the top button, No, you just lower the zipper
and then you go fishing in there. You go fishing
in there until you find you're junk, and then you
take just the junk out, just the twig, not the giggleberries.
They stay home, right, they stay in their protective little
pouch in there, and they're like, we're hanging in here, guys,
We're nice and warm.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We're not coming out. And you take out just the schlong, right, Okay,
you go pee, and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then you stuff that thing back in there and you
zip up slow lea cause you don't want to catch
your you know what in there.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That can be painful.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now when you go to the is that mind blown
for you or did you think it worked differently?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I guess I never really thought about it. But for
some reason I assumed you just like pants straight.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But that's like when you're teaching your son, you know,
like my son when he's first going to you know,
standing up, going pee, you know, when he's a little kid,
they just go pants all the way to the ground,
and you're like, you're gonna not want to do that,
because when you're in a school bathroom or the bathroom
in a public place, like your pants are just gonna
be touching the ground and that's disgusting. Also, everyone's seeing
your bare ass, you know, like you don't need to
be doing that. Okay, So when you're going to the
(02:48):
bathroom with pants with a fly, that's how it operates
out the ZEP right now, the thing I was thinking
about as I went to the bathroom at the gym.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now, look, you have your gym shorts on. They don't
have a fly.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay, there's no opening there, so you have to pull
your shorts.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Down opposing the bush.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I want to know, do like a front. It's just
a front. Again, you're not going full four year old
and dropping him to the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Although maybe some guys are out there like, no, that's
how ipe you're weird.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But okay, you do a front pulled down right?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
My question is do and because when I do the
front pull down, everything's coming out.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
The whole apparatus everything. Why you bring it all out?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I don't know, but you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well that's why I'm wondering. Are do some people just
pull it down just enough just to.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Get Yeah, I've seen my man do it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He doesn't take it, that's all not coming out.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, he's just like so he's leaving the waistband of
his shorts holding his nuts into place, and then he's
just leaving dong over there.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
He's holding his nuts. I think he just holds what
is necessary to be out and his hand is like
separating the dog and like the waistband.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
So it's like, yeah, but I'm doing the same, but
my hand is also all my nuts at that point
and they're out.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
I think that's necessary. That's unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
You're doing too much.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Well, this is why I was This isn't a way.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Don't take it from us. We don't have that, so
we don't really know. I'm assuming that's how my man
does it. That's what it appears more practical to just
like take out what's necessary.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, but then unless.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
They're both at the same size, and then I guess,
like you kind of have they're not.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
They're not both at the same size and they hang
in different directions. Well, I guess like this is something
I was pondering at the gym, like what camp are you?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
There's like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Can you just look at the person next to you
and see what they're doing?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, there's a divider. You keep your eyes straight ahead
all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
This dividers yeah, Like, what's what's the technique this guy's
using over here? I just wondered about it. I assume
that most people like because you just pull the shorts down.
I feel like if you just go dong out there,
you could worry about like drippage factor. You want to
like get your shorts kind of tucked under a little bit.
You want to go get the whole apparatus out and
then and then use your hand to kind of pull
(04:54):
the waistbound under a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That way, you're not worrying about any drip.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Don't guys have to worry about drippage anywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's why you shake it real hard.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's why I don't know why you guys don't just
use toilet paper like a normal person.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
But you're on a bathroom, like say at the locker
room of the gym, there is no toilet paper there.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
You got to just shake it like a Boloyd picture
what you just carry some Well, I'm going to carry
like two squares of toilet paper the end of my wiener. Yes,
So then you're you shake it like a salt shaker.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
So there's like peaches going everywhere in the men's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing about the
shake at the end. You don't know where those last
two drops are gonna fly. They can fly up, they
can fly down, they can fly to the side and floor.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
They can hit you in the eye. You don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, you're not whipping it up towards your face. You're
giving it sort of a downward shake down and it's
heading down. But there are times where like it misses
the like at home, like you see it splat next
to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
And you go by the way I do.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Look, I'm a very courteous, uh number one er, because
like I don't want the person that comes in or
whoever's house I'm had to come in and just see
peace splattered everywhere, and they're like, what is this guy doing?
Just spraying a fire hose in here? Like, I'll give
the I'll grab some toilet paper and give the the
part of the toilet wipe.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Well good, I'm glad you at least do that.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, how did we get talking about this?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Well, you brought it up.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You guys are weird. You guys are disgusting, Like I
have a net's question.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, Oh yeah, you and the you've had your head
up this entire time.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know why I randomly thought of this, like
probably this morning, and it's so fitting that you brought
new notes and nut talk on this morning's wild thoughts.
So you know how you have your nets and it's
like in the sack, right, yea? Can they like switch places? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You're right now is always right now? Left? That's what
I want.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
You could twist them up in there temporarily, but they'll
they go back, they'll work their way back.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Okay, where wasn't sure if they were just like floating
around in there, and they could like they're like interchangeable.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
They are floating around in there.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But they're tethered to their spot, like they'll you get
in there and mush them around.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
It's so weird them all.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Over the place temporarily, like how long.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Like you can twist them up. When you let go,
they're going to twist back.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
They're going to Yeah, they're just gonna they're going to
find their way back to there. And also that that's
kind of pain. It could be painful if you're smashing them.
Don't smash those underreggs too hard.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
That's the part that's like the most painful for you guys, right.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yes, okay, just making sure yeah, hands down. I mean,
it's not fun getting kicked in the dong. But it's
the nuts that's that's the pain, that's the pain center,
that's what's sending all the pain vibes to your brain.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Good to any other.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Let me scan the crowd. Any other nuts questions out there?
Testicle question ehuavos a question the family jewels questions out there?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, I guess does like you.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Want to learn anyone want to learn more about that?
You have to raise your hands anyone. You have a
question about the underwear eggs?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I guess because now it does make sense why men
would complain about getting caught in the zipper.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
But how does that like? Do you just not push
it in enough that it gets is it like?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, sometimes it hasn't fully retracted back into your underwear,
and if you've left some of it dangling out the
fly of your underwear.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
It gets caught because that is loose or is it
the hair?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It could be both, but a quick zip can be very,
very dangerous. You learn at a very early age to
make sure that it's properly secured back in its underwear
housing before you go for an aggressive zip. One more question,
let me look into the crowd here and their hands.
Another question about the test to colitos.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Just you in the front, do you guys care that
we can clearly see when they're adjusting like down there?
Like I feel like guys in public, they just they
just touched down there like all the time, and they
don't really Like I feel.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Like guys should be more conscientious about the handling and
the adjusting. But sometimes it's like you're just in such
an uncomfortable position that it just has to happen.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
But how would you guys feel if like women were
like adjusting.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I feel like you guys adjust your bras and stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, what if like oh my god, hang on a
cameltoe like reaching.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Up and like, hang on, I gotta move this lip
back in?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Like does that ever? Have of the ladies that does that? Does?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Like just you're like, whoa, something popped out the side there.
I gotta get it back in. Mostly when I'm doing squats,
lips are flying everywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, now that you suggest it, you just like you
just let let the badge suck it right in.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I guess Okay, Oh, you hope that as you're walking
it will just comes out, It'll.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Just pop back in the place. Man, I didn't know
things were so loosey goosey down.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
There as guys.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Interesting, you guys have a there are more subtle ways
to do the adjustment. Sometimes it's like just just like
a good almost like a lunch step or a little
step to the side and you can get the things unstuck.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
From your leg or whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like that's I think I feel like a lot of
a male adjustment is because everything your apparatus has gotten
stuck to the side.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Of your leg.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That must be so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
And it's just kind of an uncomforable thing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
So imagine walking and they're just like a dick stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
To your.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So sometimes like a little shimmy step, a little like
side stretchy step will help get things back.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, And that's what you're seeing a lot of times.
Is the is the tug down is to get it
get that sucker. On a hot day, you got a
baby powder the family jewels.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Do you do that?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I don't, but there are guys that certainly do on
those hot days to avoid the swamp stick they're just.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
They put a little bit down there.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, the other nut questions.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Anyone anyone have any other anyone have any other nut questions?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Anyone not for me about it?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I guess all right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well, now we need to move forward to our newest
segment on the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
We we hard launched it last week. We launched this
and it's the who would you Rather do? Segment and
we throw out a couple of names and then we
discussed who we would rather do.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's pretty straightforward, yes, but people have chimed in on
the talkback this morning.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Wow yaving a couple who would you rather do? Props
for us?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Okay, let's run through them.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Good morning, jab Show.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
This is Joey and I actually am leaving a talkback
for the Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I wanted to ask you, guys, who would you rather
sleep with?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Gypsy Rose or Martha Stewart?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my god, first, why you're sick?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Appreciate leaving the talkback? Gypsy Rose or Martha Stewart. Selena,
You're going to answer.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
First, Martha Stewart.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Really anyway, what's the reasoning? You were pretty quick on
that one.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Gypsy is just not my type and Martha is, uh,
it's not either.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You're like old white ladies, all right, I see it's not.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Either, but I can you know, she's been looking good
in those first traps, and Gypsy just doesn't do it
for me.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But you know Martha's we found out the other day
she's like in her eighties.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, okay, so you would rather do Gypsy?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I have an answered next. No, Chess is up next,
Jess that.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
But it's not even like who's my type for me?
It's just I can't get has the murder.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I feel like I wor like we're in the middle
of it, like she's just gonna pull out her.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Knife like you're out a lesser of two evils.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No, I'm not even thinking about the murder part. I'm
going based off.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I'm going to be doing the murdering on this one.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Who's vagina? Are you murdering?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I'm gonna be Martha Stewart. I can't Gypsy Rose. I
find I just.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Can't get over. It's just the voice.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
If she tries to, it's the voice, and like everything,
just like Karen haircut.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Now, I think for.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The story the bigger it's Martha's the natural choice there
because like you can tell people about that, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And Martha seems like the type of person like right
before you can grab some drinks so you'll be drunk.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, And she's incredibly wealthy, so like I just imagine that,
like there's gonna be a really nice spread of food.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
House is super expensive, and she.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
She probably has like a rolls choice that I can
drive home afterwards that she want knows gone because she's
so old, you know, she probably misplaces cars and money
and stuff around the house and I'll just steal it.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
All. That was a good one. Thank you for that time.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
We have another one.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Whoa hey, guys, without the haircut. This is for the
Wild Thoughts podcast. Graham, Would you rather do Marjorie Taylor
Green or Gypsy Rose? She was very carefully, buddy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Whoa a lot of Gypsies?
Speaker 5 (13:26):
All right, Jorie?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Right back to the Gypsy Rows. You don't know who
Marjorie Taylor Green?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Iserie?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Are you part of society currently? Selena's over here?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I did not google her. I know over here, fierce.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I'm like shocking you guys don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
She's a United States representative.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Yeah, I do know. Who she is actually, what do
you know about her?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That she's an American far right politician, businesswoman, and conspiracy theories.
Has been in the US representative for George's fourteen congressional
district since twenty twenty one. Dun, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
I was just about to say that, I, like everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Knows that the fact that, like, I'm like stunned right
now you don't know who this person is because she's
been a very large name, unfortunately in politics since then
and even prior to them, because of all the Yeah
to get into the politics here.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
No, I definitely, I definitely have seen multiple videos.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So that one for me isn't. I mean, I guess
there is something to an anger bang, but oh my god,
I'm going to avoid that and I will be shacking
up with Gypsy Rose in that WHOA.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yes, that one to me is is a no brainer,
no brainer. I could not.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
I'm going as well.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I could not give Marjorie Taylor Green the satisfaction so
infinitely out of her bath.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's actually very confident of you to think you would
satisfy her.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I wouldn't, but I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of
being able to tell her friends like, see that guy,
I hooked up with him.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm way out of that chicks league.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Okay, so we're going gypsy on this way.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
What about you guys gypsy? Okay, we're unanimous?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Wait, Jes said that she had one to throw.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I had one.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Well, the first top Beck kind of stole one of
the people on mind.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
That's sor right.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We doubled up again. Though you're out and can't do Gypsy,
it's not gypsy. Gypsy's already been fully ed.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
So the other day we.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Were talking about Martha Stewart and we were also talking
about Chris Jenner.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So which of the two didn't we do that one?
Speaker 5 (15:15):
I don't think we did.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I think we did it off the air. Sometimes we
just do this throughout the day.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I swore we didn't did.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I thought we I didn't think we picked. I thought
we were just comparing their ages.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I said, Martha, Yeah, we definitely did this off the air.
Who did I say?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I don't know, Well, who would you say now in
this moment?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh, I'm still sticking with Martha. Chris Jenner has the
Kay Perry haircut.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I know, I think I'm going Chris Jenner you're going,
Chris Jenner.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, I like to get that's just the element of
the Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, and then she'll make me famous after.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
That is a good point.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
A tape.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, you guys could drop a tape.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
She is younger too.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
How much?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
How old is Chris Chris Jenner was like sixty somethings.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's legitimate question too, is lying about her age? Is
it sixty nine? You think she's only sixty nine years old?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Well, that's close. I mean that seems that tracks more.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That would have mean because some wait, how old are
these Kardashian girls, because they're getting up there too.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I could have so supposedly Courtney is forty five, Okay,
so I could have sworn she was like already in
her seventies a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Did she have Courtney that at the age of twenty four?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
What's the I wasn't really paying attention.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
But that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
That would have been roughly right, twenty four plus forty five.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I don't know. Hey, we don't have our calculators.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Sixty nine is really hard.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
She had Kendall when she was forty years old.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
That didn't help us.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I was kend and Kendalls and kend nine.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Right, Okay, well then I don't know if that if
that mass tracks, then that tracks.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So she's about to be.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Seven maybe, yeah, that does track.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Martha's a little bit older.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yep. Yeah, well you know I like him young. I'm
going Chris Jenner, what about you, Jess.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I think I'm I want to say I'm sticking with
Martha Stewart just.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Because she seems just the sandwich she's going to make
me afterwards.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I know it's gonna be so good.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, but Chris Jenner has a chef multiple I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Just Martha kind of seems.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Like and nanny's to watch my kids as I'm getting
it off with Chris Jenner.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
A lot of nannies Martha does not having nanny.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Well, she has money to get a nanny.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
She probably has like a nurse at this point. Just
picture she wakes up in the morning, she's getting up there.
All right, leave us you're who would you rather do?
On the on the talkback next for next Tuesday? So
next Tuesday, hit the talkback mic.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
And here yours on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, that
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