Wardrobe Fails

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You're waking up with tip in the morning on Kiss
one oh sepa one. If I'm the first voice that
you're hearing on a Monday after the clocks went forward
and you've lost an hour of sleep, God speed to
you and to the both of us. Really, I just
went back and listened to three things you need to know,
and at the very end of it, I made a

(00:24):
mistake that had me in tears. And just to show
when I say I'm struggling right alongside you, this is
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
That is three things you need to know for the
tenth of February coming up. February, girl, girl.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
What where I mean where we've We're not even just
at the first of March. We're almost halfway through March.
How did we get back to February? That is three
things you need to know for the tenth of February.
Oh man, I Nero Divergent has a really, really hard
time with things like this.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So I'm right alongside you today.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, we're commercial free on Kiss one oh seven one.
If there's one if there's one person that's.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Going to try to get you through it, it's you're
waking up with.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
That feeling of secondhand embarrassment is the worst. So we're
talking about clothing mishaps that you've had, whether in the office,
in public, on vacation. I recently started going to the
office gym, and I don't think I'll be showing my
face there for the next couple of days or so
after what happened last week.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Give me a hot second.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I just asked you this question three minutes ago, and
we're already getting talkbacks on it.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I was working in my office and I noticed one
day that my pant hem was hanging.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I looked at my stapler.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I stapled my hem all the way around, and I
was actually pretty proud of myself.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
All right, innovation at its finest. Thank you for the
talk backus.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
If you two can contribute by leaving me voice notes
if you don't feel like calling. The microphone is in
the right hand corner of the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You just hold that down. So the office gym.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
The gym is not new to me, but the office
gym is new to me, and it's like a decent
gym like most people. I changed my clothes in the
locker room and then kind of just set all my
stuff down to the side, like average gym things this
time around, and I keep it nice and tidy. I
had gone to do something and went back to look
at my workout plan and had noticed that my backpack

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had kind of spilled out the contents of what was inside,
and right on top, in plain sight was my underwear for.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Everyone in the gym to see.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
And I don't know what is It's so there's something
so raw, literally about having your underwear just in public.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It's different than having a bra.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's different than your genes and your top or your
sock or something. It's like it's there's something so intimate
about your underwear being on full public display and everyone
knowing it's yours.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Right, there's no hiding. This wasn't at a Planet Fitness.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
This is at the office gym where there's like me
and a couple of dudes on their lunch break and
someone hitting the treadmill and their slacks. I'm like, okay,
there's not much else I can do here, and ladies,
you know, the part that was showing.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
It was like the cotton part on the inside.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
In plain sight, and everyone knew, you know, you had
the like by process of elimination on whose underweth these were,
and you were looking at me. I'm looking at you,
you know. I know the gym is a weird place. Man,
clothing mishaps, let's get into yours. Make me feel better,
please five point three seven seven one. We'll get you
on there next. In the meantime, if you're just here
for a laugh and you just want to stop, I

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have a sip of coffee and hang out, I'd love
to have you. Either way, We're still commercial free for
your pleasure.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh so, hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You're waking up with TIF in the morning on Kiss
one oh seven one on a daylight saving Monday, I too,
am struggling. So we're giggling this morning by chit chatting
your clothing mishaps, whether they've been on a vacation in
an office setting. I'm assume we're gonna get at least
one talk back that said that my underwear was tucked
into my dress. Nope, that's my neurodivergent brain. My dress

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was tucked into my underwear. There we go, But first
let's start off with our phone lines. Good morning, you're
on the air.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
So I'm a chef and one day when I was
at work, I was squatting down to pick something out
on the bottom of then and completely split my pants
right down in the crack.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I've met guys that don't wear underwear, Are you one
of them?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I always wear underwear. Okay, so at least you had
a little bit of protection there.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
What's your name with neighbor pretty waking up with me?
My name's Ryan from Westchester, Ohio. Ryan, thank you so
much for the call. Hi, you're on the air. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
All right, Well, here you go. So I work as
a social worker and frequently that requires me going into
the courtroom to represent other clients or just ge there
to support them. And this one particular day, I had
to warn these brand new, really cute pink pants that
I had absolutely never worn, loved them. And I go

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and I'm walking around the courtroom and I go to
use the bathroom and I come back and everything's fine,
and this this young lady walks up and she like
kind of sits next to me on the bench and
she takes me and she's like, I really don't know
how to tell you this, but your zipper broke on
the back of your pants and you're flashing your underwear
to everybody in the court room in.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
The corner alone.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now, girl, listen.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
That was I should have started tickets for that. That
was free admission that day.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Here you go, all right, what's your name? What neighborhood?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
You waking up with me and Jessica and I am
in northern Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Jessica, thank you so much for the call making me
feel better. If you're just walking into the conversation I
had mentioned. I started going to our office gym and
my backpack had spilled over and my underwear was just
in plain sight for everyone for a while. I didn't
even realize it, you know, And that's just very intimate
and no one wants, you know, uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I was at my cousin's wedding and a cute little
black dress with clunky shoes something I would wear it
like spit or access. I came out of the bathroom,
I ran onto the dance floor and I had tucked
my dress into my underwear by accident. And I'm dancing
on the dance floor with my underwear butt hanging out.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
You know.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I was waiting on someone to send that talk back.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You two can leave me voice notes when you see
the microphone in the top right hand corner. That's your indication.
You just hold that thing down. You got thirty seconds
to really let it all out, because if you can't
let it out here or on the dance floor at
your cousin's wedding, where are you going to let it out?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You know?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
In the meantime, we're still commercial free. Coming up around
seven forty this morning. Mental Health Monday. If you too
are struggling with daylight saving, I've got the one thing
that you can do to get your act together.