Canceled Hair Appointment - Win a Free Trip to Jamaica - Jubal Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Teddabodeau collar from Salon. I
was looking for the bride to be Jade. That's me, Hello, Jade.
How are you today? Excited about your nuptials coming up soon?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I really am? Yeah? I bet you.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Now. We have you down for an appointment this week
to get your head dead for your wedding day. That's right, yes,
and unfortunately I'm calling to let you know that we
had to cancel your appointment. So your appointment is now
dead gone and I'm so sorry about.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Thes No, there's no other option. I can't have it canceled?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Can we?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Is there someone else available or is there a way
to reschedule?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, you know, I'm run ahead and checked everybody else.
I checked everybody else's schedule, and we're just not gonna
be able to fich in this week. I'm so sorry
about this.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Is no.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Sorry is not going to cut it. I'm trying to
remain calm here, but this is now possible. I am
getting married.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
There is no other option. Why is it being canceled?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, so normally we would not cancel, but we did
have something happen that is just a big deal. And
I think you will understand when I let you know.
But do you know Tom Cruise.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
No, right now, A big deal is my wedding. I'm
getting married in a few days.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't have a time. I don't have trying to
find another person to do my hair. We did have
I don't want to talk about Tom Cruise, yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
The reason that I mentioned Tom Cruise, the huge celebrity actor,
is that we did have a major celebrity call up
and say they wanted to be serviced by us in
our have salon. And the time that they requested was
the time of your appointment, and that is the only
time that they will do. So we had to cancel that.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Okay, that that celebrity has plenty money on resources, they
can find another place. And I highly doubt that you're
gonna have a celebrity coming to your nasty place.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Put me back on the boat. This is not acceptable.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
We were also surprised. But that's why I see if
you had heard of Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Tom Cruise is a husband.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, I am having my wedding in a few days.
Is please, who's your manager to your manager right now.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm so sorry about this, and I am the current
manager on duty right now. That's why I'm calling you
because I figured it might be.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
At Look, here's the owner. The owner.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, let me just explain and maybe you understand where
we're coming from. I'm so sorry about this, but we
can't fit you in next week.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
No, do you understand where I'm coming from.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I am getting married this week. I don't need my
hair done when I'm already married. I need to look
good for my wedding. There is no one else I
can find to do my hair. You guys, I can't
believe this is happening.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm so sorry about that. We did not expect it.
But Tom Cruise's cousin, Jimmy Crews called up in.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, this is not even Tom Cruise.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
This is his cousin some scientieologists for you, this does
not matter.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
His name is Jimmy Crews.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Is that Tom Cruise, Jimmy Cruz, Jimmy Cruse, Jimmy Crews.
I cannot believe that you're trying to cancel my wedding
hair appointment for Tom Cruise's cousin. Is it even his cousin, Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
CRUs Yes, he's been in some off Broadway acting. I
think you know, he's never been in a major motion picture.
But it's still big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Fault not believe this.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I don't want to hear one more word about Jimmy
Cruz and his horrible career.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
I am getting married. I need to speak to the owner.
Get me the owner right now. Okay, well, can I
what's their name? Let me have their number. I'm gonna
call them directly.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm not gonna be able to do that because this
is actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your fiance. Brett set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh, I'm My heart rate right now is like coming
out of my nose, my heart talking.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh I am going to get even with him. I can't.
So I have my hair appointment.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yes, yes, you still have your hair appointment. And I
don't even know if Jimmy Cruz is a real person.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I cannot believe that they were going to cancel my
appointment for Jimmy Cruz.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
That couldn't have been real. Oh my god, wake up
every morning with Jubile phone pranks

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