Donk Revoked Your Gym Membership

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, yeah, Hi, this is Paul Donkler. Okay, donk calling
from Fitness. I was looking for our member Alicia.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Oh yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, Hey, what's up. My name is Paul Donkler, like
I said, but everybody knows me as donk So I'm
the manager on Diddy right now, I had the gym,
so I was just calling you back based on a
complaint you had.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Oh yes, yes, thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
So what's up? Like, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
So it's just super frustrating. You know, a lot of
people do this, but this particular person, I mean, you know,
they're going to get on a piece of equipment and
they're just going to cast for ten minutes straight. I
mean that is insane. People are waiting to use that equipment.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, So absolutely ridiculous. So I talked to the dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
There are a couple issues that we do have here, Okay, Okay.
So one, they were specifically using it as it should
be used, so I cannot fault them for that.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
And I won't be able to send an email based
on that. But what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I asked him.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I say, hey, dude, what are you doing on the
equipment because I got to complain about you and he
was like, bro, I'm posting my workouts on Insta And
then I checked his Insta and yes, he is posting
his workouts on Instagram. We encourage all of our clientele
to post their workouts on social media every time they're
in the gym.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Can't he move to the side.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, the issue isn't really with him or that type behavior.
The issue actually lies with you. And yeah, so I
want you hear me out, okay, because like that might
have put you on guard a little bit, but I
want you to take your guard down.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Girl excuse me, I'm not a girl.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Like whatever you like to be called. Like, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So what I wanted to let you know though, is
like you actually don't post your workouts on any sort
of social media platform.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't want to post my workouts online.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, I should be going to a gym where I
don't have to do that. Well, like, wouldn't you want
to post?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I looked at your social media and all was like, dude,
she's banging right like you obviously work out, you know,
and it's like it would be really like it would
be a good look for us if you would post,
and you're not, like, but maybe because you're worried about
sitting on the equipment, Like if you want, you can
sit on the equipment for as long as you want,
as long as you're posting like a like a sick

(02:43):
VID for souci.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know you're a moron.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
And I cannot like, I don't I'm moving brains by talking.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Donk is not like offended by any of that, because
Donk would also be upset, like if he was losing
his gym membership.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
So DONK wants you.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Are talking about yourself in person? Do you know how
that is?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Do you understand there's.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Only two people here on the phone, me and you,
There's nobody else.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I can assure you that I think you.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Need professional help. I'm quitting your gym. I don't want
to be there anyway, So haven't I like, DONK hope
you really you know things work out for you real
well at your studentle gym.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Dunk, can you tell your friend Kayla what's up for
me before before you hang up? Like if you haven't
hung up already, what, Yeah, Donks are your friend Kayla
the other day, Donk is interested.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh my god, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone frank on you and your friend KYLEA.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Set you up. Stop it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Oh my god, I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well she said, Well, she said, you've been complaining to
the gym about people sitting on the equipment and wanted
me to.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Call you worse.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh my god, I really thought I was getting Now.
My blood is so boy, I have so much energy.
I'm gonna go work it off at the gym.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, but when you do, make sure you're posting about it.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Okay, wake up every morning with jubile phone praise.

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