Hilario turns the perfect wedding into the perfect funeral!

Alexis calls Selene to let her know that Hilario (Jubal Fresh) is taking over her wedding plans and he's changing everything ... and we mean everything!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame. Hello. Hi, I'm looking to
speak to Selene. This is hey Selene. It's Alexis from COO.
How are you doing? Oh? Good good? How are you good? Um? Hey,
just wanted to update you. I know that you've been
working with Kate as your wedding planner. But great news.

(00:23):
Our head wedding planner is taking over your account and
he is amazing. You're gonna love it. I mean he's
probably gonna change some things, but you will love it
all right, change things. Wait, wait, everything's all taken care
of and paid for. Oh what do you mean? Yeah,
I mean, but he's so good. You're gonna love what
he does. Here. I'm gonna I'm just gonna transfer you

(00:43):
to him right now. One second. Okay, I do, Yes,
I do, Alario, decide to say yes. Say I do
to you. I do to your wedding. Alario will make
it so fantasty. Oh been no dry eye in the place.
Splash slash, I don't splash. The plans I have for

(01:08):
your nuptials, Lario. It's going to be so special that
tears will be splashing on the ground. Yes, um a lot, Alario,
is it really a Laria like, yeah, I appreciate you
wanting to help, but everything's already paid for and done,
and you know I've been planning my way life. Ilario, Ilario,

(01:29):
you don't know about Alariolario design clothing. But a Kate
winslet Ilario, and now I do your wedding, and now
I do you. That's that's that's very nice of you.
But um, I don't want to change anything. I'm I'm
everything's planned and paid for. My guests all have replied,

(01:52):
we're all you know, we're good to go. Yes, you
say you don't want to change, but you have not
heard a Lotio plan for your nuptial and I am
on me and to make your wedding most spectacular splash
paw wedding ever seen. It will be, he said, most spectacular. Yeah,
and it's scartcular splash parties hit the ground, everybody happy,

(02:12):
everybody start, everybody happy again. That's wonderful, but splash power. No,
everything staid for. I don't want to make any changes.
You're making me very upstart right now. Throw it out
does not exist? A laudio make disappear, plans gone, poof bye,
What did you just say make disappear alto yes. Delete.

(02:34):
It only take one little key stroke to make the
old wedding planner plan which is I hate delete, I
wipe it out. We start again new Yes, No, Alario, No,
you did not leave my wedding plans. But we start new,
We start new. Funeral dead bye bye bye, Papa. What

(02:55):
I can you know? I can barely understand you as
it is now you talking about you know what I'll
give you wedding birth, Yes, wedding fantastic start new beginning,
funeral did does not match. But I don't want your
coming pow. Whatever I want my wedding it is splash pow.
We fake your death, splash pou. Did you say you're

(03:19):
gonna fake your death? No, Alario, fake you did? Hello,
happy rebirth, wedding cry tears, happy, sad in the wedding
you come back, yes, splash splash Papa. Only to find out, Alario,
it is wedding, happy time, rebirth, birth, new beginning, splash

(03:39):
poal happy tippy time. And I want to be put
on the phone with somebody who I can understand. I'm
trying to say that we fake your death and then
make it a funeral, but then also like it's a wedding.
You know what I mean. That's what I was trying
to say. Okay, what wait, what do you Why are
you talking like that? Now I don't oh, because this
is a prank phone call. My name is not a Latario,
but I do think would be a great idea for

(04:01):
your wedding. Yes, no, slash pop, I'm sorry. Did you
say this is a prank phone call? Would? Yes? This
is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your friend Michelle set you up.
It's a joke. Wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks.