Jinxy The Clown is sad about his career choices in this Phone Prank!

Jinxy The Clown (Jubal Fresh) calls a woman to go over the details of her son's birthday party! unfortunately for her, Jinxy The Clown has been a bit down on his luck and sad about being a Clown at his age!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello. Hey, it's Jinxie
calling from entertainment. I was looking for Ryland. Oh yeah, yeah,
I'm I'm in charge of that. Huh it's yeah, I'm

(00:21):
in charge. That's my son. I'm in charge for his right.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. I was reading the
order here wrong. Um. So you're his mom, Travis, Yes, No,
that that's my husband. I'm Stacy. Um oh okay, sorry,
yeah Stacy, yeah, and your Ryland's mama. Yes, yeah, okay cool. Um,

(00:47):
I am the clown that's going to be performing at
the birthday party, and so I'm just giving you a
call to see what we're going to be entertained those
little with this weekend. Excuse see, did you just see that? Um?
Did I say? Yeah? I mean we're both adults, you know,

(01:11):
I mean, yeah, I don't want that kind of language
being used around like five year old from six year old. Yeah,
I don't worry. I won't be using that language around
the kids. I know better than that. But I figured,
you know, we're adults. I'm a middle aged man who
calls himself jin Xi for money, so not a whole

(01:32):
lot of it. You know, I trust me. I can
be on when I need to be on, but when
I'm talking to adults, I just gotta I just gotta
be honest. You know, I'm sorry. I think you really
don't sound very Look, your son's what is it six? Right? Six? Six? Yeah,
your son's turning six? Birthday parties this weekend. You call
up the clown place and you're like, hey, we'd love

(01:54):
to have a clown come out and entertain a bunch
of five just seven year olds, and who you send
us one of your your best clowns. And then they
talk to me and I answer my phone and they say, hey, Jinks,
got a gig for you, And that's my life. Ye

(02:15):
Jink see the clown I perform for six year olds. Yeah. Well, honestly,
I'm really sorry, but I think I'm gonna have to
read schedule. So I prefer cash. I prefer cash. If
you can pay me in cash, yeah, really, Peter deposit,
And um, I think I'm gonna have to go with

(02:35):
someone else. Um. You just you really sound like you're
having some issues, and maybe you should go for having
some issues. Yeah, I might. I put vodka in my
water in my flower that squirts water. What did you say? Yeah,
you know those big flowers that squirt water the clowns have.

(02:57):
Guess who has one of those jinksie? Guess what? He
fills it up with vodka. Okay, Oh my gosh, I
sprits it into my own mouth so I can forget
about the fact that I call myself. Who's your manager?
Can I sleep on your couch? Oh my gosh, this
is ridiculous. No. Look, I'll cut you a deal half off.
I can sleep on your couch for just a couple

(03:18):
of days so I get back on my feet. I'm sorry,
What is the name of your manager? Like? What's seriously,
what's his name? Because I really need to report this.
This is ridiculous. I'll just I'll just see you at
the party and we can talk about all this whenever. No,
you're not coming to the party. You are not allowed
to come here. My children, this is ridiculous. So what
is your name? Like, besides Jinkie's the real name that

(03:39):
you go by? This is this is this is ridiculous.
I have to the manager. Nobody's ever taken the time
to ask me that, not even my own parents. That's ridiculous. No,
I didn't even know my name now until I call
yourself now, because I'm really getting really concerned it. I'm
actually report the company to the Better Business Eureau because
this is ridiculous. All right, we'll find My name is
Jewel and this is a phone rank what it's a joke.

(04:03):
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband. Travis set you up.
He says that you've been freaking about freaking out about
planning your son's birthday party, and wanted to freak you
out about the clown that's performing. Oh my goodness, oh Travis,
But honestly, right now, I think they're bucking the flower.

(04:26):
A good idea. Wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks,
we say Mornings on the twenties,