Jubal Fresh calms you down when you own a Russian mafia murder dog in this Phone Prank!

Jubal Fresh pranks a woman who is led to believe that she adopted a Russian mafia murder dog! How will she escape the dog's clutches?!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame only on the new Hits
one oh six one. Hello, all right, this is Officer
Peter North looking for Becca. Yeah, this is Becca. Is everything? Okay,
Well we'll get to that in a second. Becca. Are

(00:21):
you in possession of a German shepherd that goes by
the name of Brutus. Yeah. I adopted Brutus m. I
changed his name to Bam Bam. But yeah, okay, um,
is he around you now currently? Yeah, he's in his crate,
just in the room next to me. Okay, I need
you to do me a favor before I go into

(00:43):
this anymore. Can you please go close the door to
where he's at. Well, yeah, he's but he's in his
crate and it's closed. Okay, that doesn't matter. He can
chew through the bars. I need you to close that
door quickly, quickly and quietly. Please, Okay, Okay, okay, the
door is shut. What's going on? You're really scary? Well,
I don't mean to scare you, but it is appropriate.
So you recently adopted I guess you're calling him Bam Bam.

(01:05):
Now with this German shepherd, you recently adopted him? Correct, Yeah,
I just adopted him. Officially a week ago. But like,
what's going on is there was he stolen or something?
He was stolen and you adopted him from Yeah, I
adopted him from a shelter. Yes, yeah, okay, yeah, well
he is stolen. I will say that I had no idea.
They didn't tell me anything. Well they didn't. They didn't

(01:27):
tell you a lot of things. And thank god I
got a hold of you. Now okay, wow, um, but
we don't have a lot of time, and I need
I need you to just hear me out right now.
That dog that's in your possession, yeah, is not named
Bam Bam. He's named Brutus. He's a German shepherd and

(01:50):
he belonged to one of the biggest gangsters in the
Russian mafia. What yeah, Like, oh my god, are you
are you serious? I'm on d serious. He was stolen
from Actually it's a long story, but he ended up
at that shelter and they had no idea. But you
have in your possession a Russian murder dog. What okay, wait, wait,

(02:15):
a Russian murder doctor. Correct, Yes, a Russian murder dog
formerly owned by the head of the Russian mafia. He
has trained to kill. He can bite through almost anything.
That's why I had you closed the door. Oh my god,
what do I do right now? Like? What should I do? Okay,
whatever you do, don't make any loud noises because he
probably knows that I'm on the phone with you right now.

(02:37):
He probably knows you're on the phone. Keep your voice,
keep your voice, keep voice down. Okay, well, keep your
voice down. These Russian murder dogs are trained to hear
police officers voices, so I'm sure if he can hear me.
You know how dog's hearing is, he can probably hear
me talking to you, and he knows that you're on
the phone with police officer right now, and he's probably
getting very angry. Okay, but I'm out. I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out. I'm you think you're freaking out. I'm

(02:59):
freaking out. We're both freaking out. So should I get
like in the bath should I go hide in the bathroom?
I feel like I should go hide in the bathroom. Yes,
you might want to go hide in the bathroom right now.
If you can go hide in the bathroom quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly.
I can't stress on that quickly. Yes, get to the bathroom.
Get to the bathroom. Get in the bathroom. Okay, I'm here. Okay,
the door closed, yeah, okay, So we're gonna both keep

(03:21):
our voices down here so that the Russian murder dog
doesn't hear us. Okay, because trust me, he can break
out of that crazy's in. He can bust through the
door and he can be in a heartbeat. They don't
like water. So get in the bathtub. Okay. Are you
in the bathroom right now? Hey? I am, yeah, Okay.
I need you to turn on the water right now. Okay,
fully dressed. Yeah, I know that you're fully dressed. But

(03:42):
is it better to be fully dressed and alive or
fully dressed in dead? Okay, So like, turn the water
on right now, turn the water all the way on,
just so you can be in water, because these these
dogs hate water. Good. You have to trust me. You
have to trust me with on this, okay. But there's
somebody on the way while I'm doing that. I'm yes,
I'm sending authorities right now. They're going to get there

(04:03):
in the next few minutes. But I need you to
give him these commands so they'll get up in two
through his cage and leave. Okay. That's the only way,
So turn the water on its okay. So you're in
the tub, fully clothed, Yeah, okay, And I just need
you to say this really loud and the dog will leave. Okay.
I need you to say it's and I need you
to shout out and you just have it as loud

(04:24):
as you can't say it's a prank? What? What? What
is this rank? Right now? Yes, this is actually Jewel
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

(04:47):
and your sister Emily set you up. She said that
you just adopted a German shepherd and wanted me to
freak you out about it. Are you actually in the
tub right now? Yeah, I'm going to call her right now.
I'm soaking wet my jeans in the dog right now. Well, hey,
at least the positive thing is you don't have a

(05:09):
Russian mafia murder dog. At least that's one positive