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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Yeah, hey, is this Sean?
Yeah it is. Who's this? Hey, dude? What's up? My
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name is Paul Donkler. Um. You might know me as
Dunk And let me get this out of the way
right up front, dude. Like, I know this might seem
kind of controlling and jealous, but um, that's not really
high roll. It's more that I wanted to call and
say what's up and like meet you. So, um, yeah, okay,
who who are you? Well, like, I just think it's
really cool that Jen has a new friend, and like
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I support that, but also just like, you know, if
you guys been hanging out as much as you do,
I like just like to know the people in her life,
you know. And I'm pretty busy, so we haven't had
a chance to meet or anything. So that's why I
just want to call and say, you know, what's up, dude,
and I am excited to meet you in person. I
uh cool. So you're you're You're You're Paul, You're Dunk,
You're Paul don Donk. You can call me Donk. That's
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what most people call me it's like I got the
nickname in college or whatever. But um, I'm Jen's boyfriend. Donk.
I'm sure she's probably. I mean, like, I don't think
you guys could have hung out as much. You've been
hanging out and she not told you about me, So, uh,
I have no idea what you're talking about right now?
You don't know Jen my girlfriend? Am I calling the
wrong person? I know what Jen I'm dating? That is mine?
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You like dudes? Dude? No idea? Like dude, dude, yea,
I'm Jen's boyfriend. The sean that I'm calling likes deeds
and they're like, he's like my girlfriend's best like guy friend,
but they're like, he likes dds. Is that you know? Jen?
And I just maybe an official a couple of days
ago the word dating. I have no idea who you are? Man,
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No no idea, And you're what you're saying, you're en boyfriend?
Is that what you're talking about? Wait? Hold on, Oh dude, okay, joking.
Wait just a second. I think she did it again?
But who did Who did one again? Um? What? Hello?
Jen been with her four years? This is not the
first time that she told me she started hanging out
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with a dude and then told me that that dude
was actually into other dudes and I wish I didn't
be worried about them. So, yeah, my girlfriend's cheating on
me with you, and she told me that you liked dudes.
So for trusting Jen, right, mean for trusting En? Yeah
both of us? Dude. Yeah, donk an idiot again, dude. Yeah,
I'm sorry, man, I annoy here. She played us brot us. Yeah,
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donk angry, super angry about that. And I bet Sean
angry too. Dude. Maybe this is like a new friendship
for me and you. Maybe it was supposed to happen
this way so we could become friends. But like, let's
get her back, d because this is both this is
not the first time she's done this to me, and um,
I think she needs to learn a lesson. I think
you're totally right, Yeah, dude, So all right, I'm in
don What do you think it like? You can come
over to my apartment dude, if you're not busy, um,
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and then I can invite her over. We can confront
her together, right Yeah, well yuck. Sort of what I
was thinking was we could bone and then like when
she opens up the door. She opens it up, and
she sees us boning on the couch, dude, and we
could even film it and like send it to her later.
Don't you totally totally lost me? Man? I was there
with you up until the boning part, and I have
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no idea. Well, did she deserves it? She like kind
of like played us. You know, like I think you
and I could totally make love for like a couple
of days and then film it and then send it
to her. Well, if we don't like a couple of days,
a weekend, like a romantic weekend or whatever, what do
you think, dude, Well, a romantic weekend wine Montrey bro Okay,
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we go this weekend to wine country and we do
like wine tasting, right, some bikes, maybe go on like
a hike or two, and then like you know, we
just spend like a like a like a central weekend
together and then um, we tell her about it like
next week, like I'll book is a spot, dude, heart
shaped bed. No, no, dude, that's not gonna happen. I'll
call her and I will break up with her and
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tell her that we spoke, and then I know she
has another boyfriend I'm not going to Wine Country to
phone you, Okay, but why are you? Why are you?
Why are you? Hay, because this is actually Jewel from
Jewel Show doing a phone prink on you and your
new girlfriend Jen set you up. Oh my god, you're
kidding me. She said that you guys just started dating
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and you don't know that much about her yet, so
she wanted to meet a mess with you. Oh my god,
Oh my god. Okay, so you're you're not actually her boyfriend.
She doesn't have a boyfriend. She doesn't. But if you
want to go away from Wine Country, I'm sure I
can swing it. But I do you like a nice
short name? So The Jewel Show on Demand