Juniper's Wedding Tuxedo Mystery

When a groom-to-be gets a call about his wedding tuxedo, he expects good news — not a bizarre confession about late-night “accidents,” strange stains, and an alley. What follows is a tense and hilarious back-and-forth that spirals into accusations, confusion, and pure shock. You won’t believe where this wedding prank goes next.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,
is this a lucky groom Princess? Hi Chris. My name
is Juniper and I'm calling from and I was calling

(00:24):
in regards to your wedding tuxedo that you're having altered
here at our shop.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, yes, is it? Is it ready to go?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Is it? Yes? That's why I'm calling you, And I'm
very excited for your big day. Nuptials are always very exciting,
sort of the beginning of a new life and the
death of an old one. I love it. Yeah. Yes, anyway,
regards the or regarding your tuxedo, unfortunately it is not

(01:04):
quite ready to deliver to you. We're going to need
another day. We just have to send it out to
be dry cleaned, and it'll be done by the end
of the day and then tomorrow you can come pick
it up and put it on your body whenever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You're sending my tux to the dry cleaner.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, well, it needs to have some stains cleaned off
of it before we can give it to you, have
all the events removed and any sort of fibers and
things like that that weren't on it when you brought
it in taken off so that it can be completely
clean for you.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You stained my suit.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well maybe you don't know the whole process, but when
we start to alter a suit, and especially one of
this importancy wedding tuxedo, oftentimes we need to make sure
the material is broken in. And so I've been and
wearing the tuxedo for about four days nowa day and night.
What just wearing it?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Even wearing it.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yes, we're not the same measurements, but we didn't change
it to fit my body. I just pretended to be
you and your body. And I've been wearing the tuxedo
for a few days in order to break in the materials.
But unfortunately there ended up being an issue and getting
a slight stain on it. We just want to be
able to make sure that the tuxedo moves the way

(02:31):
it should and late at night in the dark, just
making making sure the evidence is completely gone. What of
the unfortunate incident that happened in your tuxedo?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
As all, you're you're wearing my tuxedo and you've got
an unfortunate accident on my tuxedo.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, what are you talking?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
What did you what were you doing.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
There was an accident and just a big stain on
the shoes. What's the actor of the tuxedo. I'd rather
not get into the frightening details of the accident, but
just know that it'll be all completely cleaned for you
when you pick it up. There'll be no fibers or
anything like that.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
It sounds like you've murdered someone in my suit. Why
are why in general daring?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't know why you would think I would commit
a crime of passion in your tuxedo suit late at
night at an alley. I don't know why you.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Would think that a crime of passion.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, yes, if that happened, it'll be all the evidence
of that'll be gone.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I didn't say anything about an alley. I didn't say
anything about a crime. I didn't say anything about anything.
I said wear my top. Sounds like you murdered somebody
in my tuxedo.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh no, that didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well? I I littered pretty bad unfortunately that that that
caused a stain.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You left something in the alley, that left the stain
on my tuxedo in an alley.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yes, that's murder.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You just murdered somebody.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh oh no, I I was drinking grape juice and
I love grape juice. I'm very passionate about it. I
spilled it on the front of the tuxedo and then
I dropped the Garton in the alley and.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Ran, I need to talk to your manager. This is
so out of control right now, What thee is happened?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, then I'll let you know that it's a prank
phone called This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your fiance set
you up. It's a joke. She said that you have
your tuxedo being altered for the wedding and she wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I straight up thought I was talking to somebody who
murdered in my

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Wake up every morning with double phone p face