March 17, 2022 • 4 mins
A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. It always so annoying when your mail gets delivered to your neighbors house and they return along with some not needed small talk, right!? Well today Pete Eakins calls Jeremy to let him know he has his mail AND tried on all the clothes in the delivery!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame
Weyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, how are you?
I'm I'm looking for Jeremy. Yeah, this is him. Hey, neighbor, Hi,
(00:24):
I don't think we've ever met. Names Pete Aikins and
I live a few farmers down from you. Okay, how
can I help you? So? Hey, I um got some
packages and some male supposed to be delivered to you,
delivered to my casa. Oh my god. Yeah, it's been
(00:44):
happening all the time. Everybody in the complex has been
getting my mail. I have no idea why that is.
But um, so, how did you get my number? By
the way, Oh it's easy. It's some of your credit
card statement there. Do you open my mail? Well? Yeah,
he was delivered to my place. I didn't know what
to do. I didn't know whose it was. I went
(01:05):
ahead and opened it up and I figured out I
looked at it that I was legal, by the way,
and that's highly confidential. It has my name and my
address on Yeah. You're not to do that. Yeah, I
guess I could have just walked down and knocked on
your door. Huh, but I live Yeah, what was your
name again, Pete. And where do you live? What apartment?
(01:26):
Just a few apartments down yet I don't know if
I actually want to tell you exactly where, because you
don't sound very happy with me, Pete. I'm gonna find out,
and I'm gonna handle this with the apartment and the police,
because that is totally unacceptable. You could have just taken
the mail like everybody else does and handed it to me. Okay, well,
you know I didn't think about that, and that's why.
(01:48):
You know, one thing, I'm really glad that I was
able to connect because I do want to give you
your mail, and I also want to kind of you know,
I'm a financial analyst and I want to go for
some of your spending habits because I think this credit
card bills less like a credit card bills as thick
as a bible. Stop. You are crazy, Okay? Do you
understand that is not normal behavior? I mean, I don't
(02:10):
think you should be talking to your one of your
shirt buddies like that buddies shirt buddy a shirt, twin pants,
twin two. What are you talking about? What? What? What?
What saying? Because I got your packages at my house,
opened up your mail to get your phone numbers, so
your credit card bill. And then I was looking, and
then there was also are you well? I was. I
(02:31):
wanted to see how clothes that cost as much as
you spin on him feel. And I took it out
and would you know, we're the same size exactly. And
I gotta say, the stuff you got is nice anyway,
I folded it backed up, and it's in the bag.
You are paying for those clothes. Okay, you're paying for those.
Now there's yours. Now you're I guess, yeah, I guess
(02:52):
I should probably pay for some of them because I
did have it. Okay, full disclosure, I had a hot
date and I didn't have any clothes that I thought
were cool enough, and so I put on one of
the outfits that you got, and guess what, Oh my,
it sealed the deal. I'm gonna get you know what.
I'm gonna go ahead and keep that, um, you know
that outfit. I'll pay you for it, that outfit that
(03:13):
I wore on the date, because I don't think you're
gonna want to get that back, because I got that
one rather dirty in a good way, in a good way.
But I don't think you're gonna want those clothes back
at all. I don't want any of those clothes back.
And I'm gonna show you for going through my nail,
and the judge will sentence you for maximum one to
(03:35):
three years. Okay, I know my law. Wow, all that
you can get all that for just doing a prank
phone call? That seems rather harsh. Yeah, that seems like
a big, big sentence for a prank phone call, because
this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your roommate Quinn say, oh
my god, Oh my god, are you serious. Yeah, it's
(03:56):
a joke. He said that you've been getting mail delivered
all over your apartment complex and you were complaining about
not getting some clothes stuff the other day. Oh my gosh,
you know for real where my clothes are? Oh? The
ones you order? Yeah, I'm wearing them right now, shirt buddy.
Oh my god. The Jebel Show on demand
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame
Weyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, how are you?
I'm I'm looking for Jeremy. Yeah, this is him. Hey, neighbor, Hi,
(00:24):
I don't think we've ever met. Names Pete Aikins and
I live a few farmers down from you. Okay, how
can I help you? So? Hey, I um got some
packages and some male supposed to be delivered to you,
delivered to my casa. Oh my god. Yeah, it's been
(00:44):
happening all the time. Everybody in the complex has been
getting my mail. I have no idea why that is.
But um, so, how did you get my number? By
the way, Oh it's easy. It's some of your credit
card statement there. Do you open my mail? Well? Yeah,
he was delivered to my place. I didn't know what
to do. I didn't know whose it was. I went
(01:05):
ahead and opened it up and I figured out I
looked at it that I was legal, by the way,
and that's highly confidential. It has my name and my
address on Yeah. You're not to do that. Yeah, I
guess I could have just walked down and knocked on
your door. Huh, but I live Yeah, what was your
name again, Pete. And where do you live? What apartment?
(01:26):
Just a few apartments down yet I don't know if
I actually want to tell you exactly where, because you
don't sound very happy with me, Pete. I'm gonna find out,
and I'm gonna handle this with the apartment and the police,
because that is totally unacceptable. You could have just taken
the mail like everybody else does and handed it to me. Okay, well,
you know I didn't think about that, and that's why.
(01:48):
You know, one thing, I'm really glad that I was
able to connect because I do want to give you
your mail, and I also want to kind of you know,
I'm a financial analyst and I want to go for
some of your spending habits because I think this credit
card bills less like a credit card bills as thick
as a bible. Stop. You are crazy, Okay? Do you
understand that is not normal behavior? I mean, I don't
(02:10):
think you should be talking to your one of your
shirt buddies like that buddies shirt buddy a shirt, twin pants,
twin two. What are you talking about? What? What? What?
What saying? Because I got your packages at my house,
opened up your mail to get your phone numbers, so
your credit card bill. And then I was looking, and
then there was also are you well? I was. I
(02:31):
wanted to see how clothes that cost as much as
you spin on him feel. And I took it out
and would you know, we're the same size exactly. And
I gotta say, the stuff you got is nice anyway,
I folded it backed up, and it's in the bag.
You are paying for those clothes. Okay, you're paying for those.
Now there's yours. Now you're I guess, yeah, I guess
(02:52):
I should probably pay for some of them because I
did have it. Okay, full disclosure, I had a hot
date and I didn't have any clothes that I thought
were cool enough, and so I put on one of
the outfits that you got, and guess what, Oh my,
it sealed the deal. I'm gonna get you know what.
I'm gonna go ahead and keep that, um, you know
that outfit. I'll pay you for it, that outfit that
(03:13):
I wore on the date, because I don't think you're
gonna want to get that back, because I got that
one rather dirty in a good way, in a good way.
But I don't think you're gonna want those clothes back
at all. I don't want any of those clothes back.
And I'm gonna show you for going through my nail,
and the judge will sentence you for maximum one to
(03:35):
three years. Okay, I know my law. Wow, all that
you can get all that for just doing a prank
phone call? That seems rather harsh. Yeah, that seems like
a big, big sentence for a prank phone call, because
this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your roommate Quinn say, oh
my god, Oh my god, are you serious. Yeah, it's
(03:56):
a joke. He said that you've been getting mail delivered
all over your apartment complex and you were complaining about
not getting some clothes stuff the other day. Oh my gosh,
you know for real where my clothes are? Oh? The
ones you order? Yeah, I'm wearing them right now, shirt buddy.
Oh my god. The Jebel Show on demand
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