October 23, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hi, this is p Dakin's assistant to the president of
the homeowners Association.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I was looking for Kim. H Howdy Kim. How are
you today?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm all right. What's the reason for the call?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Well, I don't know if you heard, but I am
the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here
and I'm currently on your property because I noticed some
things while I was headed out the door today and
I needed to discuss them with you.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Quite a few violations.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You're on my property? Ooh, what do you mean you're
my property?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean, well, what that means is that your house
would be the property and I am currently.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
On Okay, right, what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, we started decorating for Halloween and we.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yep mmmmmm.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Why is that a problem that we decorated our house
for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, it's not so much of a problem, is it,
because you did do it in the right time frame.
But it is the decorations that are the problem. Let's
start with the punkin infractions.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
What do you mean infractions? What are you even talk?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Quite a few punkin infractions?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, first of all, they're called pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But what right? Okay, sure, but what's the infraction.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, let's just start with your pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
We didn't get any notice about this, okay, Well, notice.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You do have guidelines from us that you get every
single year, and it's not my fault if you didn't
read them.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So I did a.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Walk through, did to walk through? Did a walk through?
Did a walk through of your decorations? And your punkins
need to be three feet from any walkways. I got
out my measuring tape this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And why why is the question? Why do they have
to be three feet from any walks?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's a desirable rule. It's for safety reasons. And your
pumpkins are two feet nine inches from the walkway, so
that is not three feet, is it? And that's a
five hundred dollars fine per inch? And the punkins are
also carved. You also carve the pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, that's what people do or not.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I don't know if you haven't looked around the community,
but we do not carve punkins here anymore.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
It's a fire hazard because people.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Put plenty of my neighbors the pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh and I'll be making my rounds to them as well,
because I am shocked at the amount of punkins that
are carved in this neighborhood. And we cannot have that because.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Because it's literally Halloween, bro.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Putting a candle in those to light them up as
a fire hazard and it also promotes punkin violence and
we do not promote that here in that because you're
taking a knife and cutting the punkin.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
For our own amazable pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes, it's a punk so you sell it pu mp
ki n it's called a pump punkin. Yes, you're going
to walk around on people's properties and throw fines all
over the place. I want to know how to spell
and pronounce the word.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I do know.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Hell, they can't be hurt by knives.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
They are gores.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Promote any kind of violence well.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
As far as we're concerned at the Helmet Association, punkins
have feelings too, and we do not want our residents
cutting pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You, sir, are a dip.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, all right, I could find you, I guess for
foul language, but I'm not going to do that. I'm
just going to go ahead and stick with the punkin.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Fine, I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm going to stick with it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
M Okay, you know what, I'm not getting a fine.
That's it, and stop saying pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's not a punks, But I don't know what else
I should call them p and p Okay, I n
s pumpkins punkins.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
They're pumpkins punkins.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're worried about their feelings, then you should know how
to say it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Pundin, pumpkins punkins, enough punkins.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, no, yes, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
My god, I've literally I've had it up here. They're
called pumpkins pumpkins. I'm not paying a fine and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's probably not legal, so go.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Learn how to say pumpkin punkin, no pumpkin.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
All right, Well, then I'll let you know.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
This is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
He said, My god, I'm gonna literally kill him.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
He said, you just decorated your house for Halloween, and
you guys have a homeowners association.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
He wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh my gosh, if you would have said punkin one
more time, I was probably gonna have a heart
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hi, this is p Dakin's assistant to the president of
the homeowners Association.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I was looking for Kim. H Howdy Kim. How are
you today?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm all right. What's the reason for the call?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Well, I don't know if you heard, but I am
the assistant to the president of the homeowners Association here
and I'm currently on your property because I noticed some
things while I was headed out the door today and
I needed to discuss them with you.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Quite a few violations.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
You're on my property? Ooh, what do you mean you're
my property?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean, well, what that means is that your house
would be the property and I am currently.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
On Okay, right, what's the problem.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, we started decorating for Halloween and we.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yep mmmmmm.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Why is that a problem that we decorated our house
for Halloween.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, it's not so much of a problem, is it,
because you did do it in the right time frame.
But it is the decorations that are the problem. Let's
start with the punkin infractions.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
What do you mean infractions? What are you even talk?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Quite a few punkin infractions?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, first of all, they're called pumpkins.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But what right? Okay, sure, but what's the infraction.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, let's just start with your pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
We didn't get any notice about this, okay, Well, notice.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You do have guidelines from us that you get every
single year, and it's not my fault if you didn't
read them.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
So I did a.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Walk through, did to walk through? Did a walk through?
Did a walk through of your decorations? And your punkins
need to be three feet from any walkways. I got
out my measuring tape this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And why why is the question? Why do they have
to be three feet from any walks?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
That's a desirable rule. It's for safety reasons. And your
pumpkins are two feet nine inches from the walkway, so
that is not three feet, is it? And that's a
five hundred dollars fine per inch? And the punkins are
also carved. You also carve the pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, that's what people do or not.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I don't know if you haven't looked around the community,
but we do not carve punkins here anymore.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
It's a fire hazard because people.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Put plenty of my neighbors the pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh and I'll be making my rounds to them as well,
because I am shocked at the amount of punkins that
are carved in this neighborhood. And we cannot have that because.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Because it's literally Halloween, bro.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Putting a candle in those to light them up as
a fire hazard and it also promotes punkin violence and
we do not promote that here in that because you're
taking a knife and cutting the punkin.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
For our own amazable pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yes, it's a punk so you sell it pu mp
ki n it's called a pump punkin. Yes, you're going
to walk around on people's properties and throw fines all
over the place. I want to know how to spell
and pronounce the word.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I do know.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Hell, they can't be hurt by knives.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
They are gores.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Promote any kind of violence well.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
As far as we're concerned at the Helmet Association, punkins
have feelings too, and we do not want our residents
cutting pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You, sir, are a dip.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, all right, I could find you, I guess for
foul language, but I'm not going to do that. I'm
just going to go ahead and stick with the punkin.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Fine, I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I'm going to stick with it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
M Okay, you know what, I'm not getting a fine.
That's it, and stop saying pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's not a punks, But I don't know what else
I should call them p and p Okay, I n
s pumpkins punkins.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
They're pumpkins punkins.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're worried about their feelings, then you should know how
to say it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Pundin, pumpkins punkins, enough punkins.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yes, no, yes, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
My god, I've literally I've had it up here. They're
called pumpkins pumpkins. I'm not paying a fine and.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's probably not legal, so go.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Learn how to say pumpkin punkin, no pumpkin.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
All right, Well, then I'll let you know.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
This is actually Jewbil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What it's a joke.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
He said, My god, I'm gonna literally kill him.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
He said, you just decorated your house for Halloween, and
you guys have a homeowners association.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
He wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh my gosh, if you would have said punkin one
more time, I was probably gonna have a heart
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks
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