That Couch Dead Gone

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties. Hello. Yes, Hello,
this is Ted there. Ooh, I'm calling from Marrow Customer Service.
I was looking for Debbie. It's about a couch that
you have not received yet.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, you've got her, it's been like three weeks.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, the reason I'm calling today's to inform you that
that couch that you had ordered from us, the one
it is three weeks late. Yeah, yes, it is unfortunately
dead and gone and I'm so sorry about this. What.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yes, I'm in The couch is.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Dead and gone. It is ruined, and we cannot deliver
that couch now because it is dead and gone. And
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
What are you talking about? How is it ruined?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Well, I just go ahead and explain what happened. So,
somehow a delivery driver that was delivering the couch was
delivering on time, but he got the address wrong and
he delivered it to a local karaoke bar. And so
the couch has been in the karaoke bar for three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
And no, no, wait a second, why would it go
to a different address.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yes, that's what I said. When I saw it, I said,
how could you get karaoke bar? Mixed up with a
residential a address, so that count has been in the
karaoke bar, and then have you ever done karaoke before?
It can be a blast?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know what, I don't really see how that where's
another couch for me? Then, like you guys have to
replace what I already paid for? So where is my couch?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well, the couches at the karaoke bar.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
But don't you care about that couch?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
But you sometimes we need do with the karaoke, you know,
can't stop believing that's always my song?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
What's you don't care about karaoke?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Stop talking about karaoke. I paid for that couch, so
you just need.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
To find me the same one.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Unfortunately, that was the last one that we had made,
so there is no more options for that couch, you see.
And so that's the problem that we're haven't over here
is trying to.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You need to refund me and I just will never
deal with your company again.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Unfortunately, we can offer a refund at this time, but
we are willing to have that couch taken if you
would like the couch steal, even though it's kind of
dead gowing and it's got sweatt sing a sweat on
it and alcohol. But you could have it delivered. We
could pick that up and deliver it today if you
want it. You could have your couch by this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, I do not.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Want the couch that's been in a karaoke bar with
god nose who has.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Sweet sweaty sing a sweat sweatest sing a sweat all
over it.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wait whatever you said that I ordered or I want
a refund?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, unfortunately, like I said, we cannot do a refund
for refund on that. But I'm prepared to offer you
some other options because I wasn't sure if you'd like
the US sweaty single sweat. The sweaty single sweat. Yes,
I didn't think so that's why it's been dead gone
and I'm so sorry. But we do have a dion
nets it. It is the same process.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
No, I don't need a Dynetta. I'm sorry. Why exactly
couldn't you give me a refund? Because you messed it up?
So I want my money back.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
We got a bright pink credenza if you.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Were like that bright pink credenza.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Seriously, I ordered a couch. What would you like me
to do? Is a bright pink credenza shit on it
and watch my shows or.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
You speak, and I'll just let you know. I did
talk to the bar and they are prepared to offer
you first ride at any karaoke song you want to
sing if you want to come down.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I don't care about karaoke. I'm not going to karaoke
to sit on a couch that I paid for. You
know what, I'm done speaking with you.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I want to talk to your manager or supervisor whoever,
like you should.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Not be doing any kindom customer service. It's just been ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
That's understandable. I can tell that you are pretty fired
up right now and I'm so sorry about this and
more onery than a bear with a throwne in his pall,
which is understandable.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
What you know what again, manager, I'm done with you.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You're late.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
How about I tell you that this is actually Jebel
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up. It's a joke. He
said that you ordered to couch and it's three weeks late,
and you're angry about it and you wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, I'm kidding. It's not at a karaoke bar. I
don't know where it is though, but he just wanted
to have some fun with you. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I thank God because I'm not going to karaoke

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Bar wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks.

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