The birds are undercover cops in this Phone Prank!

Pete Ekens aka Jubal Fresh calls Derek because he thinks the birds are drones and needs revenge!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Weday mornings. That's twenties. Hello, chirp, chirp,
What hello? I said, chirp, chirp. Who who is this?

(00:20):
I say it a little louder for you, I said, Okay,
excuse me, I don't have time. Position is this Derek? Yes?
This is Derek. Derek. Yes, this is Derek. Because this
who is this? It's not important about my name is
right now. The only thing that's important is for you
to know that I got a parking ticket from you

(00:41):
the other day. So I tracked on your phone number
because I want to have a conversation with you about
the birds. How did you get my phone number? That's
not important right now. How did you know that I
was parked illegally? With it? The birds? Listen, I don't
know what. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
That is my job. I gave out a lot of
tickets talking about the fact that you gave me a ticket.

(01:02):
And I want to know which one of your birds
that ratted me out. So nobody ratted anybody out. That's
my job. Okay, you were birds. I don't remember the birds.
The birds. The birds work for you. Okay, sir, which
one of the birds ratted me out? I need to
know right now, what are you talking about. I'm talking

(01:22):
about the fact that the birds work for the government
and they're not actually animals, they're drone and I want
to know which drone told you that I was parked
illegally so you could come and give me a ticket.
I'm not blaming you. You're a moron, so you were
probably parked in the wrong spot and I saw your
car and I gave you there. I can see that
you're Derek. It sounds like you're a little annoyed, and

(01:44):
I don't want to let you know. I'm not blaming you,
I'm blaming the birds. I just well, I wouldn't want
to know know which bird it is. I don't like the
fact that you gave me a parking ticket and the
birds that are droned for the government ratted me out.
I'm gonna hang up on you. Quit protecting the bird. Hello. Hi,

(02:10):
this is Sergeant Dankler calling from Police Precinct Internal Affairs.
I was looking for Derek. This is Derek, but I
don't I don't know who the hell Sergeant Danklers. I'm sorry.
I'm with internal affairs. We haven't met before, but I'm
calling you because I need to speak to you about
something because your phone number showed up on a list

(02:30):
on the internet and I need to see if you've
gotten any phone calls from Oh yeah, just some guy
just literally called me complaining about a parking ticket. All right,
I don't tell he's talking about. What? Was he talking
about birds being drones for the government? Yeah? Okay, did
you tell him anything in particular, like giving him give
him any kind of info at all on your job

(02:52):
or you or birds? I don't know. I don't think so. No,
I was. I wanted to know how the hell he
got my n I just need to ask you if
the birds are government drones or not? And are they
watching people? You need to ask me if the birds
are governed? Yes, I need to ask you because it's
to me again. Oh my God, I sent you up

(03:14):
and I got you what birds hold on me so
I can shoot on my bb gun. Okay, who is
it you call me again? Where to God? I'm gonna
find out where you live and I'm gonna come down there.
I'm gonna break all the bones in your body a
little shit. Okay, Well, then I'll just tell you it's
a prank phone call, and this is actually Jewel from
Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Kendrick set you up. What Yeah, it's a joke. She

(03:37):
says that you work in parking enforcement and people get
pissed at you a lot, so I figured, why not
call you up with one of the weirdest phone calls
I think I've ever done. Are you? Oh my god?
Wake up every morning with Jewel phone pranks.