The Jubal Show aka Dave's Retirement Home passes the prank!

The Jubal Show aka Jubal Fresh, Alex Fresh and English Evan play's Dave's Retirement Home in this Pass The Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day morning, so that's one. Hello. Hi,
this is Day from Retirement Home. I'm looking for Mike. Yeah,
this is him. I have a bit of an issue
right now with your mum. She has an emergency. Do
you mind if I transfer you over to her? Please? Oh?
Please just hold on for one second? Okay? Oh yeah?

(00:27):
Oh hello? Can someone please contact my bed? Pam failed
it up already three times, sir. I'm very sorry. I'm
waiting for Carol. You're not a nurse. No, God here,
I need my bed. Pam changed, y'all. Oh my god,

(00:49):
I'm supposed to be talking to Carol my mother. This
is maybe Mabel. Maybe. I'm sorry. I'm I'm nobody's mama.
But I've practiced a lot. Oh my goodness. You know
how long it's been since I've been service. You'll use
anything around you know that neck massager? Can you just

(01:11):
put me on hold? Hold on God's gross. Hi. This
is Daves Retirement Home. How may I help you? Listen?
I need to know what's wrong with my mom? He said,
Its emergency. What's going on there? Okay, Mike? She just
was really frantic about wanting to speech to just stay
on hold. Okay, I'm going to get right to her
right now. Okay, hold on the line for one second. Unbelievable.

(01:37):
Are you calling about my sponge bath? No, I'm not
calling to back to sponge bath, sir. Who's this? Well?
Who is this? My name's Annie buck Ow. This is
about time where Sarah calls me because she comes in
here and she gives me my sponge bath and I
was all ready for the hot talk and instead I
got you. Not interested, sir, I have nothing to do

(02:00):
to sponge bath. I'm trying to get to my mother. Y'all. All?
Who is this all? You want to wax my nose hair? No, ma'am,
I don't want any other hair. No, absolutely not. That
is inappropriate. Man. Just send me back to the receptionist, please, fine.
I don't want you to service my engine either. Oh

(02:24):
oh my god, Hi, this is day from retirement home.
How might I help you? What the it's going on?
Is that? Mike? Hey, my, how's it going? Did you
get everything sorted out with your mum? No? I didn't
get everything sorted out. I haven't even talked to her yet.
I've talked to a dozen other people. Oh a dozen.
I need to get connected to my mother. You called

(02:46):
me and said there's an emergency, so connect hey, Dave.
Oh no, yes, yes, Sarah is false to come by.
Oh and give me my bath? Eddie? Is that? Eddie?
Is that? Yes? Yes? Don't boy? Who's that yelling? And

(03:07):
I hear somebody yelling? Now we're there on the phone,
connect me to Carol. It sounds like someone's yelling on
the phone line trying please connect me. Are you the Schmendrick?
And they messed up my sponge bath? Go pick to bed.
I just want to borrow someone's massage. Shut up. Well,

(03:32):
we don't actually work at the retirement home, and I'm
definitely not Mabel, but I could he still you a
sponge bath? Oh? Eddie? Going on? What's up? Man? This
is Jewel from The Jewel Show along with Alex Hey
and English Ovin. Hi, your mom Carol actually set you
up for a prank phone call? Yeah, so what's a joke.

(03:54):
She actually requested that we do this to you? Oh
my god. Yeah. She said that she got some of
her friends to and too. Yeah so funny. Oh well,
she's been with me her whole It's got a great
sense of humor. Yeah, wake up every morning with jubile
phone pranks,