The Sherbert

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor
calling from BMW. I was looking for our customer, Natalie.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, this is Natalie. Is it done my car?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay? So yeah, I'm calling to update you a little
bit on your vehicle that was here for an oil change.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, it should be done right.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well okay, so with the oil change, technically, yes, is done,
but like, there's a bunch of other problems that have
since come up with your vehicle.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I just brought it him for an oil change. What
do you mean problem?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, do you like.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sherbert Sherbert like ice cream? No?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I like Sherbert. I like Sherbert a lot. I
like Sherbert more than sorbets. Well, like, there's all kinds
of flavors of Srbert, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay. I don't know why we're talking about Sherbert. But
you said there's some problems with my car, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So yeah, Well, there's like the electrical system in your car,
which is like most of the car, you know, is
completely ruined.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
So how is that possible? Sherbert Sherbert that has nothing
to do with my I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, So I'm just gonna go ahead and put it
out there and before I tell you, just because you know,
like I know, things can be stressful right now, and
you know, just the world and whatever, I'm gonna ask
that you practice patients with me.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, So you're you're telling me that my one hundred
and thirty thousand dollars car is now has an electric
system ruined by Sherbert, and you're telling me to be calm?
Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, yeah, because I just wanted to explain to you
how it happened. So basically, after the oil change was done,
I took it for a little bit of a spin
to make sure that the oil change took Okay, I
took it to my favorite Sherbert joint. I don't know

(02:20):
if you have any Sherbert joints that you like, but
like I know, if you'd like me to give you
some Sherbert joints.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Where you can go, I don't need, I don't need
to know about them. What is wrong with my car?
What happened?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I spilled Sherbert all in your electrical system? What? Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Why have you never eaten Sherbet in a car before?
We First of all, why are you taking my car
to get Sherbert when you're just supposed to be checking
the old change, which you don't really need to do.
So that was ridiculous to be with.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
The girl that I was on a date with.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I was you took my car for a date just
a Subert's taken five hours to get my car.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Back, just the afternoon Subert date. I was trying to
impress her because I'm a mechanic here now, and like
I opened up the hood of the car and I
was going through the electrical system and then like somehow
I dropped my Subert everywhere, and so like there's sugar.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
First of all, you shouldn't be on a date when
you're working. Second, you definitely shouldn't be taking my car
on a date, or third eating Sherbert in my car.
If my car should have been done like three hours ago,
it's not four hours ago. And now you're telling me
that my one hundred and thirty thousand dollars car has
an electric system problem because you took my car on
a date with a girl you're trying to impress because
of this job that you have, and you're taking her

(03:37):
to eat Sherbert on a date.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
My car is actually an excellent recap of what happened.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, I don't want to recap. I want my car fix,
and I'm not paying for it. I'm very, very mad
at this, and I've been coming to you. You guys,
you've always done my old change, and I've never had
this problem before.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I feel really bad, and I'm prepared to offer you
a twenty five dollars gift card to my fair Sherbert
Joint so you can get some Sherbert on me.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Herbert, a twenty five dollars gift card for Sherbert. You
talk about Sherbert, We just shut up about Sherbert. I'm
poired of hearing about Serbert.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
All right, well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
My husband is a joke. Is my car messed up
with Sherbert?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
No, he said that you took your car in today
to be serviced and it's your baby and you wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh my god, I am going to kill him. Yeah,
you know what, he's not getting dinner for the next
three days. He's not getting food at.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
All, not even Sherbert.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, no no. And I'm not doing that either for sure.
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.

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