We're all going swimming in this Jubal phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. In today's Phone Prank, Pete Eakins invites his entire family over to the next door neighbors pool!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello, Hi, I was this is Pete Eekins.
I was looking for Rachel. Oh, yes, is it her? Rachel?
How are you? We don't know each other. I just
moved into the neighborhood. I got your phone number from

(00:23):
the old phone tree. I was talking to one of
our neighbors and anyway, Hi, how's it going? Um, not
so bad? How how about yourself? You can't complain. I'm
really liking the new neighborhood and I'm kind of just
call them to introduce myself around. So Pete Aikins, pleasure
to make your acquaintance. Okay, well, no worries. Um, nice

(00:45):
to meet you. That's nice to meet you too. So hey, um,
you know, hopefully we can get to know each other
a little bit better. I like, I'm one of those
guys that just likes to get to know everybody in
the neighborhood and become friends and barbecue and do all
that sort of stuff. Um yeah, okay, great, Well you
know we're we're a close neighborhoods. So thanks for calling.
I saw you got a pool. Okay, yeah, we do.

(01:08):
Have a pool. Yeah, I was on Google Maps looking
at the houses in the neighborhood. You know you can
do that. That's pretty crazy how you can go on
Google Maps. You can just see everything. And I saw
you're the one of the few houses in the neighborhood
that's got a pool. Yes, yeah, I saw that, And
that's one of the reasons I was calling too. Is um,
when are you guys going to be opening up to

(01:29):
the public there, because I could sure go for a dip. Oh,
I'm so sorry. I think then maybe there's a misunderstanding.
We don't We don't open up our pool to the
public at all. Okay, So I'm having trouble computing this
because we're neighbors. You know, I moved in down the
street and I'm calling you to say hi and ask
about using your pool, and you're kind of giving me

(01:50):
a little bit of an attitude, and I don't understand
where that's coming from. I'm so sorry, Pete. I'm not
trying to be rude. If we had a gathering or
something like that, you know, I'll keep you in mind
if we end up sending out invitations to the neighborhood.
But I'm really sorry we're we're really busy. Me and
my husband are both very busy. And I got a problem.

(02:11):
I got, I got a big problem now, honestly, what pep?
So full disclosure. I got a big family, okay, and
a lot of them are coming in for a family
reunion this weekend, and I told them that we'd be
hanging out having fun by the pool. So told your
family who's coming for a family reunion that they could

(02:32):
use my pool. Is it the towel thing because we
can bring our own towels. It's fine. No, you can't.
You can't keep inviting people who who are strangers to
another stranger's home. That's not okay, peep. Okay, see, I
think that's where the disconnect is between you and I.
Neighbors to me are like family. So basically I'm asking
if I can use my I'll call you a sister,

(02:53):
my sister's pool for my family reunion. There's only gonna
be a hundred of us. There's gonna be a hundred
of you. Yeah, I know, only one hundred. I I
had one hundred and fifty but some of them couldn't
make it. So yeah, there's gonna be a hundred of us.
I already send out the invites with pictures of your
pool and everything and the address, so they're they're gonna
show up this weekend. And now I don't know what
to do because you're telling me I can't use it.

(03:13):
If anyone sets foot on my property, I will be
calling the police, because anyone who sets foot on my
property without my permission is trespassing. Do you understand, well,
if you call the police on my family for showing
up to use your pool, I'm going to call the
police on you. I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm talking about I planted cocaine in your front yard,
and if you don't let me use your pool, I'm
gonna call the cops and tell them it's yours, and
you're gonna go to jail for a long long time,

(03:33):
and then you're not even gonna be able to enjoy
the pool. And I'm just gonna be using your pool
with my family and my family in I'm gonna take
over your whole house. So I'm excited about having my
family reunion there. Thank you. Listen here, you psycho, do
not step foot on my property. I'm already going to
call the police right now and make sure that nothing
like this happens. Get those drugs off my property right
this second. Well, I'd love to do that, but I

(03:56):
can't because there's no drugs there. This is the prank
phone call, so I can't really do that right now.
I'm sorry. Did you say it was a prank phone call? Yeah?
I did. Yeah, guilty as charged. Who is this and
who pranced people anymore? Good question. This is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband. Majo set you up. What? Oh my god. Yeah.

(04:20):
He says that you guys are the only ones in
the neighborhood with a pool, and so I am going
to kill him. The Jewel Show on Demand