Where's my ferret in this Jubal Phone Prank!?

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Today a guy's roomate is setting him up with a Phone Prank because he's a clean freak so Jubal Fresh calls him as building maintence letting him know he released a bunch of ferrets into his air conditioning system!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
weekday mornings on that's twenties. Hello, yeah a little bill.
Uh yea, this is Bill. We got a little bit

(00:22):
of the issue, Um Bill, yeah, um yeah, I'm looking
for Luther or uh Cody. This is me. What's this? Well? Sorry,
I was looking for a Luthor or Cody. You said
your name was me O tough man. It's a luthor Okay,

(00:43):
Luthan you live at uh you live at Parmis Parmanent
before to yepot. Okay, yeah I was That's what I
was looking for. We have have an issue with the
air conditioning, so I'll just give me a call Kinegie, Yeah,
is up? Got it? So you work for the maintenance
in our building. Yeah yeah, yeah, so we had a
bit of an issue with you with your particular unit.

(01:06):
What happened like, yeah, let me know what's going on
with our unit. I don't really know how to put
this in a way, Um that he's not gonna maybe Uh.
I don't want you to said, I guess is what
I'm saying. Why what I get upset? You guys are
trying to help us out in sixty air conditioning. What's
going on? Where a rascal guy lose? Rascal? Yes, Rascal

(01:26):
guy loose, And so we are trying to locate Rascal
right now. But maybe, uh, if you notice or hearing
the sands in the walls, could you please contact us?
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What is Rascal? It's fair.
It's a fairret. There's a ferret in our walls, and
like our particular unit, that story still to be told.

(01:47):
I don't know exactly where he is. Was I usually
use him when I do the air conditioning. Yep, it's
a fair Rascal is one of my favorites. Ye why
would you bring him into the building? Well? Because he
looks real good on the air conditioning. How does a
faret work good on air conditioning? Like, I don't even
comprehend what you're saying. Due and no, no, I don't

(02:08):
know how the does the faret work on air conditioning? Oh? Well?
Yea always never worked on air conditioning before. Look, man,
I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what's happening.
But I'm like a hypocondriact. I need my hypo real guy, Well,
I don't need really, I mean, I don't know what
that has to do with your job. You a hypo

(02:29):
whatever you do for work, sounds like a good doctor, hypocondriac.
Maned around me, very clean. I'll give you like an
hour if you can't get that ferret out of here.
I'm calling the exterminator myself. Okay, well I'm asking Dakota
exterminator because, um, you know, farets like family me uh, rascal,
you shouldn't bring your family to be in air ducts
of strangers. About that? And why the this is on you? Man?

(02:52):
Why the would you let a ferret loose? You know,
it's a little bit of a task. He's getting in there.
So I always seeing rascally and it's kind of a scale.
He's scout Fair called him, scout Fair. Put a little
camera on him, a little run through the run around
the air condition to have a good little time. And
then I get the video back and then I can
see where maybe a block is up into each bath.
So not only is there a ferret, but you're like
spine on us and through our air backs. The camera

(03:14):
expensive cameras is a is a GoPro camera on is
his head? Look, none of the man, listen, fer your
camera he's not. I will say this, um Lutha. Don't
worry about it too much, because I did send Peacock
up in there so to search and riscue. So hopefully
Peacock will be back in about an hour. So it's Peacock.

(03:34):
That's my other faret. Oh my god, no ferrets in here?
Well hopefully where shouldn't be. Uh, Peacock is a search
and riscue ferret. But you gotta give me a little
bit of time. We get the ferrets out of there,
I will get the air condition to work in the meantime,
maybe like a week or so. You have multiple ferrets
us within our air duct. If Peacock and Rash go, Mason,

(03:55):
I got six more chances. If I get sick from
breathing in your ferret from Rascal, Peacock, whatever they're called,
I'm gonna sue you. I will sue you. Well. I've
never seen a lawyer fair before. I don't know I
would see, you know what, That'd be kind of fun
to see a favored in court with a little suit
on trying to close an arguments or something like that.
I'm hanging up right now, Beale, and I'm going to

(04:17):
make sure that you're fired. Okay, well don't hang out
because this is actually a phone prank. This is Jewel
from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you
and your roommate Cody set you up. That's a joke.
Oh man. He said that you're a clean, free so
I figured, why not tell you that a couple of
ferrets were loose in your organisting system. Man, I'm more

(04:39):
relieved than I am angry than Jewel Show on demand