Your mouthy parrot got punch in the face

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Juwbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, my name is Peedeggans. I'm calling from I was
looking for Sarah.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, this is she.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hi Sarah, how are you?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm good? Is everything okay? I'm hoping you're not calling
about Quack? Uh?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well, yes I am. We're watching your part for a
few days. I guess you're out of town or something.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, it's business, is everything okay? Is is Quack? Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Everything is fine with Quack. He's he's doing great and
he looks like his jaw's feeling a little better. But yes,
everything's okay. But I did have to call you to
sort of discuss the situation that happened earlier today with
your pirate Quack that we're.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Watching so Quack Sparrow and you're sure that it's mine? Right?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yes? I am positive? Okay, nothing big, no biggie. Like
I said, his jaw seems to be doing fun, not
a problem. I think I'm not strong.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
What's what's what's going on with that? What? What do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, gosh, I'm going to make one of these phone
calls ever, So what do you mean to actually discount?
You know, he's staying with us for a couple of days,
and we would love to discount your you haven't us
watch your parrot by fifty fifty discount.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm confused, Why is there a discount? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Because I feel well because of the incident, so we
figured we might.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
You know, Okay, what's the incident?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, So your parent, Quax Barrow, who's staying with us
for a couple days while you're out of town. He
says a lot of words. He says, he has a
lot of phrases and.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Things like that, exactly just like his name would suggest.
He watches a lot of movies and he's extremely smart.
So he repeats things, what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
He was coming at me.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
He was coming at you.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
He was coming at me, So I had no choice.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
What do you mean he was coming at you? What
do you mean he was coming at you?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Coming at me? Bro? That's what I said. I said,
come at me, Bro, call me bald one more time.
I'm so sorry, i'metting worked up again.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm sorry. Wait a minute, are you you're having an
interaction with Quack where you think it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I didn't want to I'm walking through the Hallway, and
I here, shut up, bald, Shut up bald, And I
was talking to someone at the time. And guess who
happens to not have a whole lot of hair on
his head. He was coming at me, and he has
just been coming at me all day, every single time
I walked by, shut up bald and I and he
was looking right at me. So I punched him right

(02:36):
in the job.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What punched my parrot? My pet?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I did it well. I realized in the moment that
I was punching a parrot, and I held back so
I didn't hit him too hard. Yes, I kind of,
I have to admit it was intended to punch him. Yes,
it did come to blows a little bit, well, started
to come to blows, and they held me back. I've
calmed down since and and he's okay. But you know,
every single time I was talking to somebody, shut up, Maled.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What is wrong with you? Are you like a psycho
who add an animal, an innocent animal, while on the job.
You know what, I'm gonna sue you. It's anything even
a single sether out of place on crack, I'm gonna
sue you. Do you hear me?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, I'm gonna see I am gonna if you sue me.
I'm suing your parrot character quiet defamation of character and
verbal assault by a weeded animal. I think that's charge.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You sound like you are an absolute bird brain. You
sound like you're crazy, like you're cuckoo, and.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
And I think you're correct because this is actually Jubil
from the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your husband Dan set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm sorry what this is a joke.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Your husband Dan set you up for a phone brank
and he told us that you took your parent to
an exotic pet place and you watch and I did not.
When's your parrot?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Oh my god? Okay, so crack is fine. Crack is fine.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Black's probably living it up right now. Yeah. I did
not get into altucation with your parrot.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, So you guys do like revenge shows, right. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I can't wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks
weekday mornings on the twenties