Your nut-filled cake is on the way!

Tedd the Baker aka Jubal Fresh calls Hannah to let her know a nut-filled cake is on the way to her father who's very allergic to nuts. Someone's a little salty!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame to mornings. It's hello, Hi,
this is Ted Thibidel. I was looking for Hannah. Yes,
this is Hannah. Hi, Hannah, how are you. I just
wanted to call it inform you the cake that you

(00:21):
ordered for your father's birthday is on the way. It's
being delivered right now, so it should be there shortly.
Oh that's great. I'm so glad. I hope you enjoy it,
and I hope it is not too nutty for you.
I went a little crazy with this one. I just
want to let you know. I personally bake this cake myself,
and I went a little bit crazy, and I hope

(00:41):
it is not too nutty. Okay, excuse me, nuttie? Do
you mean you have nuts on it or in it?
Because my father is very allergic to nuts. Please tell
me that there are no nuts in that cake. Hello? Hello, Yes,
I'm sorry. You just said not to tell you something. Man,
I don't think I could tell you that, so I

(01:02):
was just remaining quiet. So I um no, no, I
told you guys specifically when I called there cannot be
any nuts on that cake or in that cake. So okay,
So let me just see if I'm picking up what
you're putting down here. You said that that you ordered
this cake with no nuts. That's right. I ordered the
cake was no nuts. I told you specifically no nuts

(01:25):
in or on that cake. Do you remember who he
spoke with about ordering this I don't, No, I don't,
and I don't care at this point. I just need
to know. Are there nuts on this cake? And we're
supposed to be having this party now, and you're telling
me those nuts on a cake and the cake is
on the way, the cake's on the way. I'm not
sure if I told you that, did I did I
tell you that the cake is on the way. Yes,

(01:47):
you did tell me that the cake is it's the
wrong cake. I don't think y'all told me that, And
you must tell someone else, and they did not relate
the message to me as from And that's why I'm
asking if you know who that was. Need to go
that and tell that I employers. I don't want this
cake if it's got nuts. I can't cakes on the way.
And that's the thing. I don't care if it's on

(02:09):
the way. If that cake gives my father an allergicraction,
I will sew you from now till eternity, your company,
your person that took to order you, the delivery person,
and everybody else that's involved in this. This man is
eighty years old. He dies from a nut allergy at
this point, after he has survived everything else, including a

(02:32):
heart attack. I will you know, I don't. Oh, I
am so frustrated right now. I could just you know what.
I don't want this damp cake. I don't care. Way,
I don't care. Hannah, Hannah. I think what I'm hearing
from you is that you don't want this cake anymore?
Is that what I'm here? Don't want the cake? No, No,

(02:52):
I do not want the cake. Okay. The thing is
cakes on the way. The cake is on the way.
Stop saying that. Stop stop. I want to hear the
truth I told you was turned around. I just need
to let you know the cake is on the way.
I don't care about you or your weight on the way.
I don't well, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
I mean, currently, the cake is on the way, so

(03:13):
I get cakes on the way. Cake is Stop. It's
stapp it, stapp stapp it, stapp it. Damn it's stapp it. Okay,
I will then and all that you know that this
is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone
break on you. What. Yes, it's a joke. Your husband, Pablo,
say you up. He said that you've been planning a
big birthday party for your father, who is allergic to nuts,

(03:35):
and he wanted me to tell you that the cake
you heard it had nuts all over it and the
cake is on the way. Yeah. Oh oh that's great.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Are you sure this is
a plank because well I can tell you the cake
is not on the way. There's no cake on them. Well,
there may be a cake on the way, but it's
not this cake with nuts on a cake is not
on the way. Okay, all right, O, I'm hearing you

(04:01):
change it to take you down the way. Take it's
on the way. Yes. Wake up every morning with jubil
phone pranks.