February 8, 2021 • 4 mins
Can you imagine living with an actual serial killer? Detective Peter North (Jubal Fresh) calls Molly to let her know the danger she's in after asking her roommate to wash the dishes!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hello, this is
Detective Peter North. I'm calling from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I was looking to speak with him. Molly. Yeah, that's me, Molly.
How are you? Um? I'm okay. Did you say you
(00:20):
were calling from the FBI though, yes, the Federal Bureau
of Investigation. I'm calling you and any first. I know
that it can be a little disturbing to get a
call from the FBI. I want to let you know
that you are not in any trouble. Oh okay. I
do need to ask you a few questions though, about
somebody that you've recently come into contact with. Her name
(00:43):
is Madison. That's my roommate. Before we go any further,
are you around her? Is she with you right now? Uh? No,
she's not here right now, but I'm at home okay,
all right? And this is the home where both of
you reside. You've met her recently on Facebook in the marketplace,
(01:05):
and you guys have moved in together as roommates. Yeah,
like I just moved in like a month ago. Okay,
a month ago. Good, it hasn't been that long yet.
What is going on? Well, first of all, I'm going
to ask you to not tip her off that we
know where she is and we've found her whereabouts, Madison,
your new roommate is wanted for three homicides in three
(01:30):
different states. Sorry, um, what? Yes? I know? Who can
be shocking to hear your roommate is wanted for three
different homicides in three different states, and she has a pattern.
We've actually identified her as a serial killer. And I
don't think you're in any danger yet. The good thing
is we know where she's at. As soon as she
gets home, we'll apprehend her. But we're going to need
your help. I'm sorry, I think I need to leave
(01:53):
my apartment or something. I'm not trained for this, Like,
I just matter and you're telling me she's a serial killer. Yeah,
we've deemed her the dirty dish killer. Um. We almost
apprehended her with her last roommate and she got away. Anyway,
we've deemed her the dirty dish killer. She's the dirty
dish killer. What does that even mean? Molly? You've only
(02:14):
lived for her a month. You haven't asked her to
do the dishes or clean up her mess, have you?
I don't. Oh my god, I did this morning. Oh
oh no, Molly, I'm going to have Oh no, what's wrong.
You said you asked her to clean up her mess
this morning. Yeah, right before she went to work. I
didn't think it was anything. She didn't go to work.
(02:36):
She didn't go to work, Molly, she didn't. Oh, she didn't.
She's in she's in the apartment. This is what she does. No,
her car's not even her car's not even here though,
Like I'm Molly telling you, I've been investigating her for
three years now. She's pulled her car around the block.
She went back in the apartment and she's hiding in
her closet right now, waiting, and she's probably listening to
(02:57):
this conversation. We don't have much time, Molly. You need
to get out of the house right now, right now.
What okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm doing hurry, get out
of the house. Please. I can't lose another one. Okay,
Oh my god, Okay, I'm like, I don't. I'm at
the end of the driveway. Do I need to like run?
Like I left my car keys, I don't have my wallet,
I don't have anything. I'm literally it's just me on
my phone right now. Okay, I don't even know what
(03:19):
to do, and you're outside. Yes, yes, okay, well at
this point I should probably let you know that it's
a prank phone call. Then what, Molly, this is out.
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your boyfriend Eric set you.
Oh my god, what's the I'm going to kill him?
(03:40):
He said that you just moved in with someone on
Facebook and he wanted me to convince you that they
were a serial killer. Oh my god, I'm literally standing
outside and like shorts and my sweatshirt. I don't even
have braw on right now. What the hell? You can
go back inside? My god, I don't think you're living
with the dirty dish caller. I think you're good. I'm
(04:03):
going inside to do the dishes. Do you not say
in case? Because I don't even know at this point?
Wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks, we'd say
mornings on the twenties,
It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hello, this is
Detective Peter North. I'm calling from the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I was looking to speak with him. Molly. Yeah, that's me, Molly.
How are you? Um? I'm okay. Did you say you
(00:20):
were calling from the FBI though, yes, the Federal Bureau
of Investigation. I'm calling you and any first. I know
that it can be a little disturbing to get a
call from the FBI. I want to let you know
that you are not in any trouble. Oh okay. I
do need to ask you a few questions though, about
somebody that you've recently come into contact with. Her name
(00:43):
is Madison. That's my roommate. Before we go any further,
are you around her? Is she with you right now? Uh? No,
she's not here right now, but I'm at home okay,
all right? And this is the home where both of
you reside. You've met her recently on Facebook in the marketplace,
(01:05):
and you guys have moved in together as roommates. Yeah,
like I just moved in like a month ago. Okay,
a month ago. Good, it hasn't been that long yet.
What is going on? Well, first of all, I'm going
to ask you to not tip her off that we
know where she is and we've found her whereabouts, Madison,
your new roommate is wanted for three homicides in three
(01:30):
different states. Sorry, um, what? Yes? I know? Who can
be shocking to hear your roommate is wanted for three
different homicides in three different states, and she has a pattern.
We've actually identified her as a serial killer. And I
don't think you're in any danger yet. The good thing
is we know where she's at. As soon as she
gets home, we'll apprehend her. But we're going to need
your help. I'm sorry, I think I need to leave
(01:53):
my apartment or something. I'm not trained for this, Like,
I just matter and you're telling me she's a serial killer. Yeah,
we've deemed her the dirty dish killer. Um. We almost
apprehended her with her last roommate and she got away. Anyway,
we've deemed her the dirty dish killer. She's the dirty
dish killer. What does that even mean? Molly? You've only
(02:14):
lived for her a month. You haven't asked her to
do the dishes or clean up her mess, have you?
I don't. Oh my god, I did this morning. Oh
oh no, Molly, I'm going to have Oh no, what's wrong.
You said you asked her to clean up her mess
this morning. Yeah, right before she went to work. I
didn't think it was anything. She didn't go to work.
(02:36):
She didn't go to work, Molly, she didn't. Oh, she didn't.
She's in she's in the apartment. This is what she does. No,
her car's not even her car's not even here though,
Like I'm Molly telling you, I've been investigating her for
three years now. She's pulled her car around the block.
She went back in the apartment and she's hiding in
her closet right now, waiting, and she's probably listening to
(02:57):
this conversation. We don't have much time, Molly. You need
to get out of the house right now, right now.
What okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm doing hurry, get out
of the house. Please. I can't lose another one. Okay,
Oh my god, Okay, I'm like, I don't. I'm at
the end of the driveway. Do I need to like run?
Like I left my car keys, I don't have my wallet,
I don't have anything. I'm literally it's just me on
my phone right now. Okay, I don't even know what
(03:19):
to do, and you're outside. Yes, yes, okay, well at
this point I should probably let you know that it's
a prank phone call. Then what, Molly, this is out.
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your boyfriend Eric set you.
Oh my god, what's the I'm going to kill him?
(03:40):
He said that you just moved in with someone on
Facebook and he wanted me to convince you that they
were a serial killer. Oh my god, I'm literally standing
outside and like shorts and my sweatshirt. I don't even
have braw on right now. What the hell? You can
go back inside? My god, I don't think you're living
with the dirty dish caller. I think you're good. I'm
(04:03):
going inside to do the dishes. Do you not say
in case? Because I don't even know at this point?
Wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks, we'd say
mornings on the twenties,
Host
Jubal Fresh
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