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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(00:21):
your soul.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Jonas Brothers. Tickets today and let's meet
today as contestant for you versus Victoria. Brittany, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Brittany? That not much? How are you? I'm doing good?
Just say the sweeper under the rug?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Whoa okay? That almost be the one day the trash talk.
I don't only have any, so it's pretty good. Honest,
I'll give it to you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I was good, all right, true competitor. Thank you for.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
How confident are you that you're gonna win today?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Pretty confident? She just she just said she was going
to sweep you under the rug, so that could be okay,
So you are pretty confident, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So all right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Brittany, game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to one.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Okay, ok are you ready? Yeah, she's outside.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The door is closed, and we may never hear from
r again because her back is to the window and
she gets distracted very easily, so she may not know
to come back in. So anyway, by a default, you'd
win in that instance.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, here we go, Britney.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeahs, Yes, your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
What is the official state sport of Texas PA.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
What is the only food that never spoils.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Funny? What animal has fingerprints that are almost identical to
human fingerprints?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Monkeys?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
What was the first toy advertised on television toys? What
is the most commonly used letter in the English alphabet? Hey?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled, Brittany, what are
you most excited about for your day?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I'm getting the kids off to schools, like me, having
them occupied.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
How old are your kids?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I have four?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have thirteen, seven, five and three. Oh girl, yeah,
I bet it is nice when they're at school. Nice.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Great, All right, Victoria's back in studio and ready to go. Yeah,
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just a pass and you have to
beat Brittany outright to win. Okay, Brittany, you can tell
Victoria win to go.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
What is the official state sport of Texas?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
We have a state sport or they have a states?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Football? What is the only food that never spoils?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh, my gosh, I hate you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I don't know, boss.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
What animal has fingerprints that are almost identical to human fingerprints?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Monkeys? What was the first toy advertised on television?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh, adell? What is the most commonly used letter in
the English alphabet? Commonly used letter A? I owe you?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer brat
All right, Britdany, you got one correct and Victoria got zero.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Swept the floor.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Congratulations, you got Jonas Brothers tickets too? Why all right,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
The official state sport of Texas. Victoria's birth state is Rodeo.
The only food that never spoils is honey.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
The animal that has fingerprints that are almost identical to
human fingerprints is the Koala.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
The first toy advertised on television is Jubile's Jam the
Mister Potato Head. Wait, oh cool, yeah, jam.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yes, because when I die, I want to be cremated
and put into a Mister Potato Head. And if it
doesn't happen, I've said it enough. I need to put
it in writing. I think you need to put it. Yeah,
and you will, because I'm going to be super disappointed,
you know, I mean, and then yeah, I'm like just
normally putting a casket or cremated and then putting a
boring urn. You know.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's what I want my own to be.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And I want wanted to travel around to the people
that I knew in life so that they can change
my expression daily so I can still have moods. Oh
we have to yeah, and sometimes a pipe in a
captain's hat.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Why, thank you? Okay, I think that's new.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
You should write it down just so we're clear.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I need to by the time you're there, so that
we know what those desires are because I do. I
think you add a little bit from time to every
once in a while, I add thinks yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And that's the thing is like, people think I'm joking
around about that, but I'm one hundred percent serious, so
I need to put it in writing.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
But then does everyone get like a month with you?
That's how it works. I'm probably longer. A month is
really short. Oh okay, yeah, a year, a year, a
whole year, whole year. Victoria is the youngest, so make
sure she knows in case we're all gone before.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
And lastly, the most commonly letter in the English Alpha
that is E.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
All right, congratulations Brittany, thank you, Thank you for playing me.
Play you verse Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is d m us at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com.