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December 12, 2024 11 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The Jubile Show. And this is on the phone today
for to Catch a Cheater. And she's been married to
her husband, Noah for a year, and she already thinks
something might be going on. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Candice, I'm sorry're in that situation.
But what's going on? Why do you think Noah's cheating?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Noah is.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Noah is so sweet and I love him so much.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
He's just he is a very busy guy.

Speaker 7 (00:27):
He's always been a very busy guy, and work takes
a lot of his life and I know that that's
part of the deal, but in like the last month
or so, it feels like, I don't know that he's
been a lot busier than usual. And he always comes

(00:48):
home on his lunch break, which I absolutely love.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
He doesn't work too.

Speaker 7 (00:53):
Far from home, so it's really nice to be able
to have that time together. But lately he's just oh,
he's just kind of been making excuses, and you know,
he says things like, well, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
A work thing, and I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
So we are actually looking for houses right now, which
is incredible and I'm just so excited and so ready
to get out of this apartment. So he is also
like going on potential health hunting and.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
He's going to go check these things out. But sometimes I.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Feel like you've gone for hours and it's just i'kahom
and be like, oh, well it wasn't right.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Or you know, just something along those lines, and I
get it. You know, the market.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Is crap right now, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:38):
Like I know you guys know, and it's going to
be really hard for anybody to find anything that we want.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
But like I have very high standards, and you know
what he does do We both.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
We want to find something that we love, especially you know,
if we're going to.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Pay for it.

Speaker 8 (01:55):
But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
hunting together. He's doing that by himself.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
He's yeah, he's in and you know that was something
that that's that's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I can't always get.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
Away at the time that he can go see these houses.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
And I and I tucked him.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
We have we have very similar tastes and you know,
no problem. But he doesn't bring home brochures or four plans.
And every time that.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
I say that I want to go look at the
house with him because I can.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
He'll say things like, oh, it's just closer.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
If I stop buying, like or I'm just I'm just
going to go real quick and no need for you
to get up, And I don't know, it just feels weird,
like I want to go see these houses, like I'm
excited about that.

Speaker 8 (02:44):
Is he acting different outside of those times not house
hunting with you and not having an answer with you.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
He will get like these random text messages from someone
while we're just hanging out at night, and I remember
asking him and he was like, oh, it's the realtor
and I was like.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
We hired a realtor And I don't know, it was just.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Something that I feel like we would have talked about.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
That, And am I just making this up in my head?
And this is what he's actually just beeny. He's actually
going to look at all of these houses.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
And he's trying to find something really nice and pretty
and he knows that I like surprises, And I don't know,
he's probably just working really hard to find a nice
place for us that we can call home.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
I still think the thing that's striking me the most
out of all of this is that you're not in
the process of finding your own home.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Yeah, I'm part of that. That feels weird. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
screaming red flag to me.

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Yeah, but like, you know, he's done something like that
before in terms of like one time we had this
really amazing date and he hired the chef.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
You know.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
It was something that I was like, like, we were
going to cook together, and he was like, hey, I'm
surprising I hired this chef to come and.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Cook for us.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
So I was like, oh, you know, and that was
like a that was like a really.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Cool little date night thing.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
So things like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe
that's just something that's just something that Noah does and
I need to get used to, or maybe I need
to be like, hey, I do love the prizes, but
let's let's talk about how we're spending our money a
little better. But I don't want him to stop doing
nice things for me.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. And you already told us what grocery store.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You guys are rewards card members, so we'll call and
we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random rewards card member who gets three
flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, okay, okay, play a.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Song, come back and get your to Catch a Cheater next.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Right in the middle of today's to Catch a Cheater
And if you just joined us, Candace is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of one year
named Noah might be cheating. So in a second, we're
going to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards member at, and say
that every single month, we choose one less key rewards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We'll see if he sends them to his wife, Candace
or someone else. But first, Candice, why don't you refresh

(05:08):
our memory on the situation?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Well, just real.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
Quick, where Noah has been a lot busier lately than
he usually is. We started looking for houses, but I
am not necessarily part of the process, and I want
to be, and he's gone a lot looking at houses,
and I want to.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Be a part of that process.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
He's also kind of getting text messages that he says
is from the realtor.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
But I didn't know we hired a realtor, so I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
I'm just kind of at a loss for what's going on.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, Okay, I'm ready.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hi, this is Core calling from SO. I was looking
for our Rewards Card member named Noah.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, listen, Noah.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
I Noah, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Take a while.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, actually, it won't take much time at all. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've just won
thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you would like to within the fifty United States
of these Americas, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
sixteen dollars value and it just takes a couple of minutes.
I can take down the information over the phone.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, let's just do it on the phone right now.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Great, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
First thing that I would need would be the first
and last name of the person you'd like to send
them to.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Can I send them to Bianca?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Would you like to put a card in that flower
delivery to you Bianca?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (06:55):
How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?

Speaker 6 (07:02):
I certainly can.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, we just got we just got the option of
being able to use emoji, So a little can't wait
for your open house, swinkybase. And then the next thing
I will need would would have been the address. But
I don't need that anymore because this is actually the
Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubell.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
I'm Nina and I'm Victoria, and.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
We do a segment on a show called the Katchatita
where if you think your significant other might be sleeping around,
we see who they send flowers to. And your wife,
Candace is on the phone listening.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Noah, who the Bianca?

Speaker 9 (07:34):
It's just our realtor, Noah with Bianca. We don't have
a realtor. How do you think we've been viewing so
many houses. We have a realtor. It's been getting us
into an awesome places.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been viewing
any housing. You have been viewing housen.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It's just dawn on me. You had a radio show
called me to see if I was cheating. This is
the kind of ridiculous. Oh is it?

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Is it ridiculous?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Is it more ridiculous than you cheating on me?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
With our first year of being married? We're actually spot
to be looking for houses. Are you going to the
house banging.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
For me?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Or are you banging some reels?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Her?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
In new open houses?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
What open houses?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Talk to me about the open houses?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Noah, No, I haven't.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I haven't seen any of these open houses. I haven't seen.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh, okay, you know what, I'm gonna look up what
was her name again?

Speaker 5 (08:51):
I'm gonna look up her real tourname.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I'm gonna look up where she goes.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm making a scene.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh, I'm making a scene.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Oh, I'm making a steam you guys, I'm making a steine.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Why are we sending winky faces to your realtor?

Speaker 9 (09:06):
She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Sometimes though, you can try and get ourselves a better
deal because the interest rates are crazy. Right now, on,
this is ridiculously you're calling me about this?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianca call because it's.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
My money too, right, it's our.

Speaker 7 (09:23):
Money, it's our marriage, it's our life, it's going to
be our house. So why don't I get her numbers
and just let's just make sure that the next open
house that you get in on, we get in on.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
I think that's fair.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, right, that could be.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
Fair when you're calm and not on the radio. This
is embarrassing.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
Wouldn't you want to make sure that she understands that
you're not cheating? Because I'm not convinced. It doesn't sound
very convincing that you're not.

Speaker 9 (09:49):
We only talk about addresses and houses literally.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
About it, Okay, okay, Well then if that's what it is,
then maybe just maybe just send me the text messages
that she's sending so that way I can.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Click on the addresses.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
And I can look at these houses because.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Who knows, maybe I would have actually loved them.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yes, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 9 (10:13):
It's so ridiculous that you need to see that we're
Mary Leaves together.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well, it's not just ridiculous, actually on me on the radio.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
But your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
and you're not gonna You're not willing to show her
the text messages with the realtor who you just sent
a winky face to and flowering.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Right, it's not that big of a deal.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Is it Not that big of a deal because it's
not that big of a deal to you because you
don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
worried that your spouse is cheating.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Nothing is happening. I'm busy at work. I don't know
why you're doing.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Does Deanca know you're married.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I'm not answering any of this. I'll talk to you later. Wow.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Well okay, Wow he hung up. Candace. Oh my god, Candice,
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm so I mean, it definitely sounds not like innocent
house hunting.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
I really didn't want you to be right, but I
really think you should hunt down Bianca.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
I thought he was just looking for our house, you.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Know, get a hold of this Pianca woman to see
maybe it is just that, or maybe it's still in
the flirtation stage and maybe it's South.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
I don't I don't know. I'd be very upset, but
I also would want to confront her.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
right now.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
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