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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Pamela is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that our boyfriend of a year
named Jason might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Pamela, Sorry, you're going through it,
but why do you think Jason's cheating?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
So we have been together a year, me and Jason,
and we got together though because we have a mutual
foot friend.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
That that him up with me, and.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So our mutual friend very much knows that, like he
was in a pretty serious relationship before me, he was
still getting over his acts for quite some time after
they were together, and so it was only after when
he felt like he was over her and ready.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
To move on that she kind of set us up together.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So it definitely wasn't like a rebound, but you know,
I obviously know he was ready to move on, but
there clearly was an act that they split very amicably
and like they got along. It wasn't nasty, and so
you know, I was at peace with that, and so
we started dating and it's actually been really fun, like
we're getting a long fantastic He honestly has the biggest
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heart I've ever met in any human being ever. Like,
you know, he'll just drop everything in a moment's notice
if I need him. He's just super nice. I mean, honestly,
he could be even too nice, but he's really really nice.
So that being said, you know, knowing he's super nice.
And so now two months ago he asked me to
move in, we actually move in together about two months ago.
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Jason is not a complete flob. He's for a dude,
He's probably relatively normal. I just happen to be like
an insane OCD meat creak, Like I am definitely tidying
up after everything all the time. It just makes me happy.
I was in Jason's so in his office, he had
just a ton of random male lying around all over
his office desk, a couple receipts. I don't even know
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why I looked, but they were just all over and
so I'm looking at the receipt and each receipt is
just really random, and they started like really weirding me out.
There was like a bunch of them from the past
two weeks. One receipt like he was even on a trip.
Like one receipt was showing that he had bought locks,
and I'm like, Okay, that's kind.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Of random.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or like salmon.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No, yeah, not locks like salmon, like door lock.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And at first, okay, I'm like maybe our own home,
like changing a lot, I don't know. And then another
receipt recently was for a brand new phone. He's already
got a phone and he's never seen didn't tell me
anything about that. I feel like, I think that's pretty big,
like if you think changing his phone like new number.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And then the one that really started worrying.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Me and creeping me out is that he had a
receipt that had like a stun gun and pepper.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Spray, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's weird?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, like why he's he's not a small dude, Like
why is he buying a stun gun and a pepper spray?
He can take care of himself, Like we work and
live in a fairly nice like pretty nice neighborhood, and
it's we don't hang out with other Like I don't
know of him hanging out with any other girls who
would need these things, So like they were just very
random to me.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
So I did. I will say I did.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Have the guts to kind of like ask him at
least courage enough about the locks.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I started with just the locks.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
You didn't start.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'll tell you why I started with the locks because
I tried to be like, okay, the locks would pertain
to both of us, like are we changing locks or
we just getting the first start new keys. I figured
I'd start with the locks because that could kind of
look like something that I would also deal with.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I have to get a new.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Set of keys, okay, And like he completely dodged the
question and then brush it off as it was nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So definitely didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Make it clear that it was going to be for us,
so he like dodged it. So I'm like, okay, so
now these locks aren't even for us. You know the
way he looked at me when I asked him, I
definitely felt the need to instantly stop talking about it.
So again, not per sue that I was afreed, I
just it made me very suspicious. He acted really weird,
and he had this very stern look of just like,
do not bring this up, and so I dropped it.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
But now you know.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
In my OCD mind, my paranoia has kicked over. And
so now I'm like, and I did I fall in
love with a serial killer or.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Something right right?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, yeah, because I was not thinking cheating as you're
telling this story. I was like, is he gonna kidnap somebody?
Does he have like a dungeon? I did just watch
a movie like this last night? Yeah I did. But
do you think he might be cheating because of it?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I just feel like that's kind of something sweet, Like
I feel like when he first met me, because like
he's all about, like, you know, safety, Like I remember
he even gave me like a pepper spray, just being like, oh,
you know, all girls definitely need one. So I feel
like it's like kind of like grove me, like, hey,
I like you, I want to keep you safe. Yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I just found it extremely weird.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You already told us what grocery store.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
He's a rewards card, remember at So we'll play a
song come Back, and then call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that he's this month's
big lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our flural department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, well thank you, yep, all right,
we'll play a song come back, and get your to
Catch cheater next. Right in the middle of to Catch
(05:02):
a Cheater and if you're just joining us, Pamela is
on the phone and she thinks that our boyfriend Jason,
they've been dating for a year, might be cheating on her.
So in a second, we're going to call and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's Awards card
member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner,
because every single month, we choose one random Rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends us to his girl
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friend Pamela or to somebody else. But before we do that, Pamela,
why don't you refresh our memory on your situation.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So, been with my guy for about a year, living with.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Him the last two months, and I saw some really
weird receipts in his office, just getting things like, yeah,
like new locks in the gun gun and like and
mace and just really weird. And I asked him about
the locks and he acted weird, and he got me
a little mace when we first started dating. So I
just think that he's like treating some other girl to
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a little protection package.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I don't know Jason protection package. Okay, shoot, that's funny. Sorry, sorry,
I hope he's not all right. Are you ready for
us to call him?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Hey, this is horrible calling from who was looking for
a Rewards Card member named Jason.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
This is he.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hey, Jason, how you doing? Guess what?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
This is not a marketing phone call. You're this month's
big winner. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Oh awesome?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
What did I What have I won?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You've won the flowers. Maybe you didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
You've just won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want with in the fifty
United States. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Super cool.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Here's how we're so, I can take the information in
a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I'm prepared to do that right now. If you already
know who you want to send him to, we.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Can do it right now.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, we'll start the first and last name of the
person and then I will get if anything, if you
want to put anything on a card, and then we
can get the address.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Let's send it out to Jessica.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Jessica. Yes, got you. Would you like to put anything
on a card to Jessica?
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, let's I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
I promise I'll never make you cry like that again.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And you're the best.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, great, thank you very much, Jason. And at this
point I'll let you know that this is actually the
Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewbel.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, Hi, I'mina.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and we do a segment called to
Catch a Cheater where if your significant other things you
might be cheating, they see who you send flowers to,
and your girlfriend Pamela is on the phone.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Oh god, okay, yeah, hi han Hi babe.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Who the hell is Jessica? Oh god, I can explain.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, obviously you're going to explain right now. You're gonna explain,
because who the hell is she?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Somebody?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You know, you don't just spend that nice of a gift,
by the way, to somebody who's not your girlfriend. I
don't know anyone in your family named of Jessica.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
Who's Jessica well, yeah, I get it made. I know
it looks weird, but there's I promise there is a
reason what it looks real bad. All right, so's she's
a coworker.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Great, Oh that's even okay.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So I'm assuming, so you're getting her flowers and you're
giving her.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
A bunch of other gifts and the things apparently so great.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
So she's a coworker, so you're you're you're sending a coworker,
a woman this great.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Gift when you have an option to give a free gift.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
And I'm assuming that's also the person that you're sending
all these gifts to that you know. And by gifts,
I mean the weird receipts I saw in your office.
So that means you're giving random what pepper spray? You're
what a stun guy, I don't know, what creepy what
phones lacks? So you can have a double life, so
you can just like have a sugar up mom on
the side that I don't all about.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
No, oh god, no, no, not at all. There really
is a reasonable explanation for all of this.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
There's an explanation for stun guns and yeah, all that stuff,
and then sending flowers to somebody else named Jessica that
you work with.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
There really is there really is a real explanation for this,
And Babe, if you'll just if you'll just let me explain,
I promise it will make sense. You know that the
group of guys at work were always like pranking each
other and doing bets, and it just gets bigger and bigger.
So a few weeks ago, they got this idea that
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we would do a bet and whoever lost the bet
had to.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Be paid and pepper sprayed.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Why no, they're all idiots, Okay, so I will.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Dudes pepper spray. How did Jessica play into this?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
I don't understand that happened, and one of the guys lost,
Thank goodness, I didn't lose, but I and bear in mind,
like I did not. I was not on board. I
didn't think this was a great idea, but I got
elected to be the one to hold the pepper spray,
and so like I had never actually like I've seen
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you know, I've I've handled pepper spray before, but I
never actually shot it. And so when it came time
to shoot the pepper spray, I handled the cap the
wrong way and it started going off everywhere, and it
sprayed this girl, Jessica, right in the face.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So you pepper sprayed, My.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Pepper sprayed, and my female co workers.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Were you not fired?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
So all the payday So yeah, she has been like
so great. I felt so I mean, she had like
tears just running down. It was like such a trooper
and I felt terrible. Uh so, like, yeah, we got
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her cleaned up and I have apologized every day since
it happened.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
But when the flowers came up, I thought, you know,
probably just the good things smooth things over a little
bit further, and so yeah, that's that's what happened. Wow.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Wow, all that stupid crap was literally bought because of it,
Like all your stupid pranks with your the things.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
You do with these coworkers. I cannot believe it. And
then the flowers are for I still don't understand the
locks though.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I just got those for the house man.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
We had talked about getting new locks a while back,
and it took me a while to get around to it,
I know, but uh yeah, that was just that was
just the house.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
To protect them from Jessica.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Like, honestly, babe, this is the stupidest thing ever do
you realize for a second, I thought, like, still, I
thought you were like a weird I don't know what
I thought.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I thought you were you cheating or you were just
like a weirdo. What were you? You have to stop
saying yes to every frank.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
If I had, you know, if I had seen the
same things, I probably would have thought that'd be bad
to you.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So like, I don't blame you.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
So no, absolutely nothing going on there others being a
bunch of stupid dudes. And of course I would never
cheat on you. I love you and I am so
happy to be doing life with you.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
That's sweet. Start telling me these things.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, share your day, that's an interesting day. I pepper
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