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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake your ass, John Jay and Rich You're like, what's
crack alike?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big boss dog Snoopy Deagle, double
gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
What you don't do, j We're not talking about rid
ten team.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year. It's the one and
only dog y'all. Last, lastly fixing Eagle double gizzle in
your face to me and in the place to be.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Weake your Ways sucks.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Wednesday, December eleventh. Our phone number is eight seven seven
nine three seven one four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
If you can call us anytime. You can also text us.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Text jj R and whatever's on your mind to nine
six eight ninety three.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I have three boys, Two of them are college, one
of them is in high school, the one is in
high schools is senior. Is gonna graduate in May whenever
school ends, right then, Blake, my wife and I are
quote unquote empty nesters. Oh, no change of plans. What
turns out my son Jake is graduating in May. Also
didn't think about that one. What's he gonna do with.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
He graduates and may come home?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I guess so? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Right? So Blake says, yesterday, she.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Goes, guess what Jake's graduating, Like, we didn't even think
about it. So now it's like we had to make
reservations where he's graduating from. We had to do all
this stuff, and I was just like, holy crap. And
she goes, that means we're probably not gonna be empty nesters. Like,
I don't see Jake coming back from school and getting
an apartment.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
You don't know. I feel like when you leave for home,
like from home, because even though he's only a couple
hours away, he's mostly on campus, right, I feel like
once you come home, you're like itching to get out
of your parents' house again.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Do you have money to do?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's a big part of it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm not going to pay his rent to live somewhere else.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
No, I mean I lived with my parents when I
got out of college, but I wanted to get the
heck out of.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
There as soon as possible.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Well, I'm not saying he doesn't want to get out
of there, but I'm saying, fun, I'm not paying for
him to get out of there. He could say at
my house as long as he wants to see untill
he's thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I don't care. He could be like like Brandon and
then whoever from step Brothers Activities and then and then Dutch.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So Dutch has you know, he applied to a couple
of schools and he got accepted to as U and
got a scholarship. He got accepted the University of Arizona,
got a scholarship, He got accepted to Old Miss Mississippi,
and then yesterday got a scholarship.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So it's like kind of crazy, like where are you
gonna go? Where does he want to go? I think
he also is waiting to hear back from Miami, Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh man Dutch in Miami, that'd be I know he
wants to.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Go visit there, but he hasn't heard back from the yet.
I don't know when that when he also applied to USC.
But now like if I'm paying for it, it's gonna
be local, yeah, of.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Course, right, depending on how much the scholarship is going
to cover, right.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Right, Like why would I pay a bunch of money
you didn't get a scholarship to USC, then you're not
going to us.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The might go on trees, yo, Yeah, I know. So
my daughter who lives in New York now is she's
going to school in New York. It's constantly complaining to
me how expensive things are. And I'm like, you could
have gone to school right here, full ride scholarship, and
you could live at home and eat for free.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
She had a full read scholarship here.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, wow, yeah, but she chose to go to New
York City. So when she's like, groceries are sixty dollars
a week, I'm like, eh, well you gotta have to
I have to pay for that. Somehow did we follow
the full ride?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So last night I tell you guys yesterday about our
Christmas cards, how we've been kind of like trying to
work on and then I got too critical and my
wife stopped working on it. Last night, she got next
to me on the couch she goes, I want your
final opinion before I hit send. And I looked at
this Christmas card she was making on her computer, and
there were so many little things that bothered me, and
I was trying to like I was just gonna be like, okay,
(03:44):
go ahead and send it right, And then I thought,
what if there's a typo or what if I got
hold on? And I made a couple of anal retentive
adjustments and I could hear her breathe hard. But she
finally I think she hit send.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So like you what changing on the picture? The background,
all the words do words?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Like At one point it was like she's hope, well
you have a great twenty twenty five, Like why would
you say that?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like you say happy New Year? Different, It's just lots
of words.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And then and then it was like at the bottom
it said in the front of the car and it
said happy holidays, and it was too close to like
Dutch's foot where he had on it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And I was like that, I can move it more
to the left. Well it's not centered, I go, it's
too close to his foot. It looks weird.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Because if you got that card in the mail, you
would think the same thing, right, you would tear it
apart too and be like, why does it say that's
so close to his foot? If you got that from
somebody else me, I would yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah I would.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
But also lately we beginning to like we had this
little basket where she puts all the Christmas cars people
send us, right, and then when you're and you got downtime,
you kind of go through it. I have yet to
go through it, so I probably wouldn't. Most of the
times you go to Christmas cars like who are these people?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Are these people? Rachel? Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hie me Rachel, Rachel.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Hi, I just wanted to say, I've got a twenty
year old and a twenty four year old living at
home that goes to ASU and it's because it's so
dang expensive. So I applaud you for letting your kids
move back, because it's really tough out there for these kids.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, I'm not kidding. I would want my kid to
ever never, never, never, never leave. I like him to
get a very a good job, be a successful with
Jeff Bezos, but stay in his room.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well, I mean, it's clear that you love your kids,
and that's why I let my kids live at my
house too. But you know, I do realize at one
point they do have to move out, but I just
don't want them to, you know, fall in their face
before they even get started.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Right right. You're awesome, Rachel, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thanks some great day, Cole.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Whe are you? And Christmas cards?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm done?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I got them, I addressed them, I put stamps on them,
and I put them in the mail yesterday. It was
a record speed for me because usually when I get
the box of cards, it sits in my house for
at least a week before I take any action. But
I feel like the pressure of the fact that Christmas
is fourteen days away, you guys, it's literally in too much.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Is that too soon or too far away?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, that's like so soon.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
And for me to like sit on my Christmas cards,
they're never like people are gonna get them before Christmas?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Fight, I didn't get them out?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Is they get them in January?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What is this right? Tear it all over that?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Really you couldn't get you Christmas cards up for cre
I would.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Say that Christmas j Jason's Happy New Year, So that's good,
You're good?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Way, I said, what the front of ours is Happy Holidays?
In the back should say Happy New Year? I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
After the heavy breathing and side, I went to sleep.
So I can't wait to get Coles Chris cards. Assuming
I'm on the list.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Well, that's the problem is it didn't order.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I feel like I always have Christmas cards left over,
so this year I didn't order as many as I
usually do. And then I realized I had way more
people that needed cards, and so it felt like a
like rich you just recently had a wedding. It felt
like a wedding where you had to like pare people down,
Like who gets a Christmas card? I got to cross
people off because I don't have enough to send out.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
How did you get printed? Seventy five?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Okay, we go get Blake says we last night. She goes, okay,
so I'm gonna put up a hundred. I go, we
know one hundred people.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I usually get like one hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
How do you know everyone's addresses?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Just have them share? That's an adult thing, Peyton. You'll
learn about it.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I'm not paying.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Once you get everyone's addresses for your wedding, when you
can even get married, you'll just have everyone's addresses. This
is just the thing adulthood I have not reached yet.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, so I'm like some people aren't getting them.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You're like, don't notice these people know what my family
looks like. They will not get a card to share.
That's your plan? Is this?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You walk up like to like be rich and Peyton
and just be like, hey, look at this real quick,
and then Pillos and go, I got that.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's where it starts.
Wake your ass, John Jay and Rich You're like, what's
crack alike?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big boss dog Snoopy Deagle, double
gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
What you don't do, j We're not talking about rid
ten team.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year. It's the one and
only dog y'all. Last, lastly fixing Eagle double gizzle in
your face to me and in the place to be.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Ridge.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Weake your Ways sucks.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Wednesday, December eleventh. Our phone number is eight seven seven
nine three seven one four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
If you can call us anytime. You can also text us.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Text jj R and whatever's on your mind to nine
six eight ninety three.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Listen to this.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I have three boys, Two of them are college, one
of them is in high school, the one is in
high schools is senior. Is gonna graduate in May whenever
school ends, right then, Blake, my wife and I are
quote unquote empty nesters. Oh, no change of plans. What
turns out my son Jake is graduating in May. Also
didn't think about that one. What's he gonna do with.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
He graduates and may come home?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I guess so? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Right? So Blake says, yesterday, she.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Goes, guess what Jake's graduating, Like, we didn't even think
about it. So now it's like we had to make
reservations where he's graduating from. We had to do all
this stuff, and I was just like, holy crap. And
she goes, that means we're probably not gonna be empty nesters. Like,
I don't see Jake coming back from school and getting
an apartment.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
You don't know. I feel like when you leave for home,
like from home, because even though he's only a couple
hours away, he's mostly on campus, right, I feel like
once you come home, you're like itching to get out
of your parents' house again.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Do you have money to do?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's a big part of it.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm not going to pay his rent to live somewhere else.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
No, I mean I lived with my parents when I
got out of college, but I wanted to get the
heck out of.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
There as soon as possible.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Well, I'm not saying he doesn't want to get out
of there, but I'm saying, fun, I'm not paying for
him to get out of there. He could say at
my house as long as he wants to see untill
he's thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I don't care. He could be like like Brandon and
then whoever from step Brothers Activities and then and then Dutch.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So Dutch has you know, he applied to a couple
of schools and he got accepted to as U and
got a scholarship. He got accepted the University of Arizona,
got a scholarship, He got accepted to Old Miss Mississippi,
and then yesterday got a scholarship.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So it's like kind of crazy, like where are you
gonna go? Where does he want to go? I think
he also is waiting to hear back from Miami, Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh man Dutch in Miami, that'd be I know he
wants to.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Go visit there, but he hasn't heard back from the yet.
I don't know when that when he also applied to USC.
But now like if I'm paying for it, it's gonna
be local, yeah, of.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Course, right, depending on how much the scholarship is going
to cover, right.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Right, Like why would I pay a bunch of money
you didn't get a scholarship to USC, then you're not
going to us.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The might go on trees, yo, Yeah, I know. So
my daughter who lives in New York now is she's
going to school in New York. It's constantly complaining to
me how expensive things are. And I'm like, you could
have gone to school right here, full ride scholarship, and
you could live at home and eat for free.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
She had a full read scholarship here.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, wow, yeah, but she chose to go to New
York City. So when she's like, groceries are sixty dollars
a week, I'm like, eh, well you gotta have to
I have to pay for that. Somehow did we follow
the full ride?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So last night I tell you guys yesterday about our
Christmas cards, how we've been kind of like trying to
work on and then I got too critical and my
wife stopped working on it. Last night, she got next
to me on the couch she goes, I want your
final opinion before I hit send. And I looked at
this Christmas card she was making on her computer, and
there were so many little things that bothered me, and
I was trying to like I was just gonna be like, okay,
(03:44):
go ahead and send it right, And then I thought,
what if there's a typo or what if I got
hold on? And I made a couple of anal retentive
adjustments and I could hear her breathe hard. But she
finally I think she hit send.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So like you what changing on the picture? The background,
all the words do words?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Like At one point it was like she's hope, well
you have a great twenty twenty five, Like why would
you say that?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like you say happy New Year? Different, It's just lots
of words.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
And then and then it was like at the bottom
it said in the front of the car and it
said happy holidays, and it was too close to like
Dutch's foot where he had on it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And I was like that, I can move it more
to the left. Well it's not centered, I go, it's
too close to his foot. It looks weird.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Because if you got that card in the mail, you
would think the same thing, right, you would tear it
apart too and be like, why does it say that's
so close to his foot? If you got that from
somebody else me, I would yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, yeah I would.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
But also lately we beginning to like we had this
little basket where she puts all the Christmas cars people
send us, right, and then when you're and you got downtime,
you kind of go through it. I have yet to
go through it, so I probably wouldn't. Most of the
times you go to Christmas cars like who are these people?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Are these people? Rachel? Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Hie me Rachel, Rachel.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Hi, I just wanted to say, I've got a twenty
year old and a twenty four year old living at
home that goes to ASU and it's because it's so
dang expensive. So I applaud you for letting your kids
move back, because it's really tough out there for these kids.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, I'm not kidding. I would want my kid to
ever never, never, never, never leave. I like him to
get a very a good job, be a successful with
Jeff Bezos, but stay in his room.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Well, I mean, it's clear that you love your kids,
and that's why I let my kids live at my
house too. But you know, I do realize at one
point they do have to move out, but I just
don't want them to, you know, fall in their face
before they even get started.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Right right. You're awesome, Rachel, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thanks some great day, Cole.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Whe are you? And Christmas cards?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I'm done?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I got them, I addressed them, I put stamps on them,
and I put them in the mail yesterday. It was
a record speed for me because usually when I get
the box of cards, it sits in my house for
at least a week before I take any action. But
I feel like the pressure of the fact that Christmas
is fourteen days away, you guys, it's literally in too much.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Is that too soon or too far away?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, that's like so soon.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
And for me to like sit on my Christmas cards,
they're never like people are gonna get them before Christmas?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Fight, I didn't get them out?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Is they get them in January?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
What is this right? Tear it all over that?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Really you couldn't get you Christmas cards up for cre
I would.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Say that Christmas j Jason's Happy New Year, So that's good,
You're good?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Way, I said, what the front of ours is Happy Holidays?
In the back should say Happy New Year? I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
After the heavy breathing and side, I went to sleep.
So I can't wait to get Coles Chris cards. Assuming
I'm on the list.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Well, that's the problem is it didn't order.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I didn't.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
I feel like I always have Christmas cards left over,
so this year I didn't order as many as I
usually do. And then I realized I had way more
people that needed cards, and so it felt like a
like rich you just recently had a wedding. It felt
like a wedding where you had to like pare people down,
Like who gets a Christmas card? I got to cross
people off because I don't have enough to send out.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
How did you get printed? Seventy five?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Okay, we go get Blake says we last night. She goes, okay,
so I'm gonna put up a hundred. I go, we
know one hundred people.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
I usually get like one hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
How do you know everyone's addresses?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Just have them share? That's an adult thing, Peyton. You'll
learn about it.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I'm not paying.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Once you get everyone's addresses for your wedding, when you
can even get married, you'll just have everyone's addresses. This
is just the thing adulthood I have not reached yet.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, so I'm like some people aren't getting them.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You're like, don't notice these people know what my family
looks like. They will not get a card to share.
That's your plan? Is this?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You walk up like to like be rich and Peyton
and just be like, hey, look at this real quick,
and then Pillos and go, I got that.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's where it starts.
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