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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The next.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Wake yours John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
You're like, what's crack a leg? And this is the
Big Boss does snoopy deagle double gigsel bang boom?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
What you don't do?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
We're not talking about rid ten team, and we're not
talking about Last Sea.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
It's the one and Only Dogs.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Lastly fixed your vegel double gisel in your face to me.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
And in the place to be and you're listening to
John Jay and Rich, Wake your.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
Ass, John Jay and Rich Our phone number eight seven
seven nine three seven one four seven. The text line
you can text us anytime you text jj R whatever
you want to say to the number ninety six eight
ninety three. PEG's on vacation, should be back Monday. And
right before she went on vacation, Jenna on our show,

(00:49):
Who's like more behind the scenes?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Right you do? What do you say you do on
your on this show? What's your job?

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Digital producer?

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Digital producer? Yes, Jenna announced to us that she's leaving Shure.
Got a really, really incredible opportunity working for someone that
I'm iodalyzed a little bit. Is Brian Johnson, that guy
who's trying to live forever? How do you describe Brian Johnson.

Speaker 7 (01:09):
I just like that. Whenever I say it, I'm like,
you know, the guy that's trying to reverse aging, live forever.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
That's one like when you say, like a billionaire biohacker.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Exactly, yeah, that's his bio.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
You like invented venmo and something sold it for two
billion or something. So now he spends millions a year
to reverse his age.

Speaker 7 (01:25):
Yes, he's kind of shifted his gears and now it's
all dedicated to health and wellness and you know, living forever.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
So since you've got hired there, you've given us two
weeks notice, which is very admirable. A lot of times
people just bolt, oh yeah, yeah, that's that's good. That's
good that they know that's how you're going to leave.
And we love you. So you're definitely I told Nick
the other day, I you're the first person leaving the
show that I'm sad you're leaving.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
How many times has judgeph are you quitting? Enthusiastically?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
So like, I'm bummed you're leaving, but you're gonna be
very hard to replace. Now.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
The thing is we are trying now to find someone
to replace you, and so we're interviewing some people. So
if you have a social media background, you know, reach
out to it, shoot me a DM. But yesterday, so
Peyton's in Europe and she was emailing me back and
forth and we're texting back and forth about stuff, and
I you know, she did that photo shoot for that
Love Bites company and she was in a wedding dress

(02:22):
and licking a knife for whatever reason. And that girl
that took those pictures, she's we're gonna meet with her
because she's got some social she's very interested. So when
I'm going back and forth Peyton, I go, hey, we're
gonna meet with your photographer tomorrow. And she's like, you
know Peyton, right, She's like, oh, I'm not there, and you.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Guys are doing a photo shoot without me. I can't
believe you guys are doing that.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
You're doing A part of me was like, it's like
such fun.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
So part of me was like I was gonna continue
that storyline. Sorry, man, we got billboards going. And then
I was like, no, fool, I wanted to calmer down. No,
I go, it's the girl that took the pictures of you.
We are interviewing her to maybe fill in for takeover
for Jenna. And then she's like Oh my god, me

(03:09):
in my mind that she does this whole spiel about
her mind going sideways, that she's being replaced.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, enjoy your vacation. But anyway, have you heard from
the Brian Johnson guy him himself?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
No, but I guess I've talked to the next one
up next to him, but not him. So I'm very
excited to meet him and you know, explore everything about him.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I would really, really really love to interview him. Yeah,
I know, I've read Love I loved it.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
I think that, well, would you ask him, because like
he's very open about everything he does.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
I don't know, I just there's just so many things
about him, like I know he's trying to reverse his aging,
but I thought to live a long time. But he
also is like you know, got veneers. He's also doing
like like there's it's more than that.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Well, I'll tell you he looks vastly different than he
did a few years ago. So something he's doing is
working for him.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I mean, by a products I drink, he has this
olive oil called snake oil, and it's got pepper.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
It's it's spicy.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
He calls it snake oil, calls a snake will. Yeah,
I can let you know that it's a ruse.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
I take a tablespoon. Will they say, taking a tablespoon
of really pure goods? All of it is supposed to
be good for you. So I take a tablespoon every day.
So anyway, I think it's a fee of him taking
you like a commission should be.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
With the interview, there's an exchange.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
I feel like you guys will get along. I don't
even know him, but I just feel like you guys
be my.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Best friend, because they're both windows. If you'd like to
be my best friend, I'll tell you I don't. I
want to go right to best friend. I don't want
to go to courting judge.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
He's a low maintenance friend. Somewhat you just have to
invite him everywhere, but he'll never go exactly. Every once
in a while he's like, like, invite him to lunch,
but then the cancel on it. He'll love you.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Here's why. Here's why this interview needs to happen with
your Brian Johnson guy because he has a Netflix series
right about the billions he's poured into his health. I
bet you pound for pound. John Jay does more weird
stuff to do anti aging and this guy.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Does, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I don't know if you.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
Can think this one's got John j B.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
The guy that like injects his own son's blood.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, but I'm working on that.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
Okay, I haven't done that.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
I can't find a place, but I have. I talked
to my son and he's all in. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
The first question you'll ask him, where can I do that?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
See, he's got the billionaires, got resources. John Jay has
to meet people in the parking lot. That's why I think,
like the item for item, you do more stuff. I
could just do it on a budget.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Why, yes, version, I could do the blood transfusion. I
just need a tube.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I mean, I'm sure he has some oxygen delivery system,
but you too sleep with the oxygen even though you
don't need it. So there's another guy.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
There's the guy they called the godfather of biohacking mus
a guy named Dave Asprey bulletproof gun. Well, he started
bulletproof coffee and then he sold it and he started
this other brand and I was listening to a pod.
Now I find that guy interesting. I kind of want
to interview him too, But I feel that he has
gone more to the side of snake oil where he's
just selling stuff because he's got brands.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Deals with Oh yeah, you've mentioned that you're like everything
is his sales.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
I think you have to totally filter out what's real
what's not real. And right now at this moment, I
believe Brian Johnson and the products he sells. This Dave
Ashbury guy, I don't know, although my next purchase is
going to be those classes, the orange ones, there's there's
different there's amber glasses that you were at night and
some of you were at the today time. But I
also might be going through Huberman. That's going to be

(06:31):
my next purchase.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
By the way.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah, you wear these glasses of my sunglasses that like
filter all this light from you, and you wear them
all day and then you wear different ones at night.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
That's my next while no, no, before you go to sleep.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
I mean it's like you already have too on your face.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
But this Dave Ashbury guy just let you know. You
know how I joke and I say I don't really joke,
but I say I'm new to the coffee world. I'm
going to prove to you how new I am to
the coffee world. Okay, So I drink coffee, and I
either get coffee from a Starbucks or coffee shop, or
I have a kup, egg qreg whatever you call it
at home, and then I have whatever the coffee is here.
That's like that those it's a different are bad for coffee.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
It's like the.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I don't know how to say it.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I just k I like it that way.

Speaker 8 (07:18):
And now I can't feel like I can't say cure
cure ups.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Though the cups right, that's what the k cups. Okay,
So this is how I'm new to the coffee world.
I'm listening to the interview with this guy, uh, the
Dave Ashbury guy, and he's talking about his new company,
which is coffee. It's called Danger Coffee. This is sold Bulletproof,
and he doesn't like the way Bulletproof is doing their stuff.
He has people that pick the beans individually and make
sure they're ripe. There's no molder healthy, there's electrolytes in these.

(07:45):
So I go online immediately and buy a bag for
thirty three dollars. Oh my gosh, I have no idea
what a bag of coffee would cost.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's pretty expensive.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
So I get this bag of coffee two days ago.
This is how I know.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
I can back up that I'm new to the coffee world.
It is not a cure egg. Oh, it's just coffee.
I don't know what to do. It's just the powder.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
It's just the whatever is in the bag of coffee to.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Get you a French press I don't have.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
I don't know what's next.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
I think I got it, and I'm like, I don't know.
My wife's not home right now, so I don't I'm
gonna wait. I don't want to tell her. I want
to wait till she's home to go. How do we
make this?

Speaker 9 (08:22):
Like do we have this?

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Like I don't know how to turn this bag of coffee,
coffee powder or whatever you go.

Speaker 8 (08:28):
So it's like already ground up.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yeah, I don't know what to do with that.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
At least you don't need a grinder one step ahead there.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
I don't even know you need a grinder. That's what
I'm saying. That's how new I add to the coffee world.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I just go, c.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I bet you your wife has a coffee pot right
there and she doesn't drink coffee. Oh she doesn't know,
but she might have it.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
I remember my dad would always come visit and my wife,
I remember it's still funny saying, you know, I don't
really pay attention a lot going on in my life,
but I remember her saying something, your dad's coming.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I have to make sure we have coffee. And I
don't think q Rag was around them.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
I don't know how I am to the coffee world anyway, Jenna,
congratulations on the new job. We're going to be missed,
but you must get him on our show.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
Absolutely, this has been a great year and I love.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
You all a lot. You have to get him on
our show. Jenna. I will do it, and I mean
it'd be better to have him in, right.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
Listen, we gotta go.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
He started some hiking thing. Tell him I'll go hiking
with him and hiking hiking friends.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Yeah, about him coming in, you just wanted the opportunity
to be his friends friend.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
I'm looking for a new friend. My friend Greg, he's out.

Speaker 8 (09:37):
Why can't you just have a friend friends to kick
someone out.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
I'm new to the friend world. Away. Congratulations. Kyle's coming
up with three things you need to know.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
If you were in a plane crash and you survived,
how would you want the airlines to make it better.
I'll tell you how one Airlines is dealing with a
recent plane crash. Next with John Jaye Rich.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Call the show and join the Fun eight with John
Jaye Rich would have got for three things we need
to know.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
If you guys were in a plane crash, how would
you want to be compensated for the trauma you just sweit?

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh my gosh, I survived the plane crash.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
We survived the plane crash.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Million but millions?

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Okay, Well, Delta the flight that we just saw the
plane crash, It flipped over, it was upside down on
the runway. Everybody survived. Twenty one people were injured, and
Delta is now offering each passenger who was on that
flight thirty thousand dollars. Now, if if that's the caveat here,
if each passenger accepts, Delta would work out two point

(10:39):
three million dollars over the crash. I say if. Because
people don't have to accept that, they can say they
want more and they're gonna sue. We'll wait and see
what happens. But Delta care team representatives are telling the
customers listening to the offer has no strings attached, doesn't
affect their rights. We just want to do what we
feel like we can to make this better.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
You know, on L and Man, this TV show, these
guys died in an explosion and and the oil company
said immediately they gave them all two hundred thousand dollars
and made him sign something. And then they were like,
a couple of people are like, no way, if we
just take it, weld just take it, whereas they could
sue and they said we're not going to take it.
And they came back with more money, more money, more
but than you. She got like three million or something
like that. Of course, that was a TV show, but

(11:20):
I could see that being based off of something like this.

Speaker 8 (11:22):
I could totally see that being the situation, which is
why I said the if they take the.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Money is the key there seems low for that.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Seems a little low. I mean, they did survive, which
is great, that's amazing. But at the same time that,
I mean, oh my gosh, can you guys imagine ever
getting on a plane again the PTSD you would have
from that. In the meantime, federal prosecutors say a crime
gang was busted that targeted the homes of pro athletes.
Now they didn't really name the victims of these burglaries.

(11:51):
But the days and the locations match up to Travis
Kelsey and Patrick mahomes house. Remember when they were burglarized.
Seven defendants were actually charged with conspiracy to commit interstate
transportation of stolen property. And these guys were the guys
that were in the homes of Patrick Mahomes and Travis
Kelce in the homes of homes. This I find interesting,

(12:15):
John Jo, You're always looking for things to like help
you live longer bio hack, there's a mental health bio
hack that could actually also affect your age related decline.
So new research actually suggests a simple way to improve
your mental health and your focus is simply turn off
your phone's Internet. They found blocking mobile internet for just

(12:36):
two weeks in this test had a huge impact on
mental health improvements more typically seen in antidepressant studies, like
people who went on medication like they almost saw the
exact same effect just by turning your phone's Internet off.
They said. Also, without mobile internet access, the participants just
naturally spent more time. I hesitate to say this with

(12:58):
John Jay socializing and exercising and being outdoors, which I
know you enjoyed both of those and the shifts in
behavior were partially improved. They're well being and just overall happiness.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
For two weeks of turning off just two that's not
even keeping your phone text and all that.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Well, I know, it's kind of worth a dry like
in your own world, just like as a fun experiment.
Just turn it off and see what happens. And if
you don't feel better, then just turn it back on.
But if you do, like maybe it's a practice that
you do every once in a while. I know sometimes
you need the Internet on your phone, but if it
could help you, I mean, they said what they saw
was comparable to reversing ten years of age related decline

(13:43):
in these participants. So turn your Internet off and see
what happens. And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Let's get to horse gropes. Peyton is on vacation, but
Grant is here to save the day.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
That's right, hot dog.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
So what's the vibe today, Grant?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Oh, I went to Reddit, I went to social media,
and I said, what do you guys want to hear?
Horoscope wise? And two things came up. People want to
get pumped and wrestling weirdly, So I'm gonna get you pumped.
I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna give you the ultimate in
ring pump up speech today to fire up your day,
take on anything we're doing it.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Next, you want to get your horscope bread, you call
us right now at eight seven seven ninety three seven
one oh four seven. Grant's horoscopes after subre the Carpenter
with John J. Rich a couple dms by Instagram John J.
Vannis Instagram. The vibe Grant is a legend. You've been scoped.

(14:38):
I love that he's a Capricorn. It means I get
to hear my sign all week. Another DM Lol, I
can't wait for Grant's scopes this morning. It's been amazing
all week and I crack up each time you post
him doing it.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
To see what he's wearing makes it ten times better.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Oh hell yeah right?

Speaker 5 (14:53):
I mean, are you what you're wearing today? Is the theme?

Speaker 10 (14:55):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I woke up with purpose today leather Jackie Band, and
I said, let's.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Do ghost Dude.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
I'm getting you pumped. I've been I've been watching a
lot of wrestling lately. We interviewed Adam Cole, Nick and
Eye and dude, it's gonna get wild today. I'm getting
you pumped. I'm doing I'm doing full wrestling. I don't
even know. I'm just gonna cut promos. We're gonna have
fun here. So let's just let's get this throwing.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Okay, let's go to Laurie. Laurie, good morning. What's your side?

Speaker 11 (15:22):
I am a cancer?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Ooh, all right, let's do this. Stone cold cancer ain't
got time for no cry babies. You're feeling sentimental. Huh well, boohoo,
tough luck. Life ain't a pillow fight. It's a Texas
rattlesnake just waiting to strike. So crack open a can.

(15:44):
Crack open a can and get it together. Tell your
family to quit wasting your time and go claim that
big old victory. And that's the bottom line, because cancer said.
So you've been scoped. Cancers, go out and take on
the day. Let's do this looking for you here.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Oh you're welcome, Lauren, Thank you, Lori.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
November, I can't wait.

Speaker 11 (16:07):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
What's your sign? November?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Let me think I'm a Taurus? Yeah, oh yeah, Taurus.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
The madness is calling your name. You like things slow
and steady, but the universe, oh, it's throwing you steel
chairs of opportunity right now. So what are you gonna do?
Are you gonna sit back and let fate count you out?
Or are you gonna drop an elbow off the top
rope and grab what's yours?

Speaker 12 (16:38):
Dig it?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Taurres, you've been scope November.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
O good, love you so much?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Well thanks to member. You're awesome, appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Stay character. What's your sign?

Speaker 11 (16:58):
I'm a heisty.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
O Pisces. Let's see here, you dreamy, mysterious, fishy little warrior.
The stars have whispered your name, But the question is
are you listening. You've been floating along, going with the flow,
but this ain't the time for the backstroke. It's time

(17:21):
for full blown cosmic clothesline. Stop doubting yourself, get in
the ring and own your destiny. Oh yeah, the cream
always rises to the top, and so do you. Pisces,
you've been scope. Who's the pie?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Pisces?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Rich yuh Me and Veronica, we're ready. You just got
to go, brother, let's go.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Thanks n.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
For libras, Oh libras. Let me shuffle around my papers.
Here's so many, so many papers. All right, Libra ho, libra,
you want to keep the peace. You want to stay
the nice guy, Well, the universe ain't got time for that, champ.
Sometimes you gotta put harmony in a headlock and do
what's best for you. So lace up those boots, slap

(18:07):
some sense into hesitation, and let the stars hear you say.
I'm the best there is, the best there was, and
the best there ever will be. Libras you've been.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
We got a text in the text line. You text
jj R whatever you want to say to nine eight
ninety three. The text says, can we have Jerry cullin
for more horoscopes? As I am a Capricorn? Also has
anyone picked up that grant always has someone has, someone
has a commanding lead.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
In the game when he's hosting, and they only up
by one point.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, it's right, brother, that's all.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
It takes one point to yourself.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
All right, Capricorns. The universe is watching Capricorn. It sees
the grind, the sacrifice, the hustle. But champions don't just grind,
they take what's theirs. So stop playing the long game
and start making the big moves. Let's see, I lost
my spot. Hit the cosmic power, slam on procrastination, and

(19:04):
raise the championship belt high because the ring belongs to you, Capricorns.
Nobody tells the capricorn what to do. You missed them.

Speaker 13 (19:14):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I hope you're recording this.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
This is really good to your audition tape.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, for my audition tape. Let's see Virgos, Virgo, you
perfectionist powerhouse. The stars know you've been planning your next move,
but planning a winning brother. You gotta step between those
ropes and execute. No more rewriting and strategy. No, it's

(19:39):
time to ddt self, doubt, pain, hesitation to the mat
and claim that cosmic gold one two three, ding ding ding, Virgos,
you are a winner.

Speaker 12 (19:50):
And you missed.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Damn good.

Speaker 14 (19:56):
Yeah, dude, so I gotta lay down. Okay, thank god?
All right, so we get to sign. They're all post.
You're gonna post all these grants totally definitely. Yeah, they'll
be posted for sure.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
John jayn Rich dot com to find out your horoscope.
I love how much? Do you know what the vibe
is for tomorrow? Already?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
I you know, I've got a couple. We got some
irons in the fire on Reddit. I'm just kind of
I think maybe, uh, there might be a roast.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
That could be really going on Reddit on your own thread?
Are you going on the John J. Rich?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
No, I'm I'm on the John Jay and Rich thread.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
Oh wow, and my.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
User my username is brave. My username is my funeral
home stories. So if you say that's me and I've
been just like spamming it, you're not the one trashing us.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
No, dude, no I have.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I have alternate accounts for that.

Speaker 13 (20:48):
It's not.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
Very good, John Jay Rich, it's time for stacks and hacks.
But real quick again, text us text JJR, and we
want to get into a small, small reason you dumped someone,
So text us down.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
We're gonna get to it later on. But anyway, do
that all right?

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Sax snacks, I have sax information, Rich has life hacksky.
How much would it take for you to quit your
job and drop everything in travel the world? I hope
this is I should not. I don't want you to
do that.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
Ten dollars no what.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
The average American says, two hundred and eighty eight thousand
dollars is all they would need to drop everything and
travel the world.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
I don't feel like that would last very long, traveling
the world.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Travel the world for three days. No, I'm scarding Today's
Nashville Love Your Pet Day. In a recent poll, twenty
percent of dog owners say they think their dog knows
them better than any of their friends and family. That's
such a weird thing to ask my dog. I mean, yeah,
I mean alltho, what I get out. I was talking
to a Dutch by last night. When I get up
to go to bed, like the dogs are in the
living room. When I get up to go to bed,

(21:59):
are dog Maggie, who looks like a little cow, a
little hippo. She knows and she just gets up and
she like jogs, and she goes to the Dutch's room
and it goes under his bed.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
But I get off the Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
The website wallet hub has accused Google of making their
own search function worse on purpose. They claim Google wants
it to take longer for you to find stuff, so
you have to look at all the ads.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
That's annoying, I know, but it's also believable.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, that makes sense. I'm sure they're doing that.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
Thirty eight year old woman issuing an IVF clinic in
Georgia after they mixed up two embryos and she gave
birth to someone else's baby.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I saw that story in her giving the babies back.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
A man led the police on a high speed chase
in Indiana, and he eventually gave up, and he told
the cops, guys are really good.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
I got a six and three record getting away from
the police. Like to compliment the police.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
A homeowner cut a trespasser using the home alone style
booby trap involving a bucket and a string away.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
Researchers are looking to why it looks so intense when
people text with periods after everything. I guess that's I
saw a whole article in this yesterday, like, don't use
any punctuations when you tax. Apparently, don't be really because
it gives bad vibes ska.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
Yeah, they're like, whoa a period.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
That's a microaggression. It's a punctuation aggression.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
This is wild.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
A teenager died after injecting himself with butterfly remains. The
cops think it could be part of an unusual social
media craze. Don't inject yourself at anything. Let's see, Okay,
I did that story. I did that story. I did

(23:40):
that start. A woman in Virginia bought a SCRATCHERR ticket
and was upset because the cashier gave her the wrong
type of lottery ticket.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
She got over it scratched off one two million dollars.

Speaker 8 (23:51):
Well, it was meant to be.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Do you see how much Travis Kelsey spent on Valentine's Day? No,
one hundred thousand dollars he spent on Valentine's Day for
Taylor Swie. He topped it off with a homemade card
because he wanted to include something extra personal. Now, a
lot of times, Kyle, we talk about the royal family.
Kate Middleton, did you see this will not allow her
children to participate in a blooding?

Speaker 8 (24:16):
I no, I didn't know what the blooding was. I
saw the headline and I'm like, some things in the
Royal family just seem so messed up, Like my mind
went to a lot of places. But no, I don't
know what that actually is.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
It's a royal tradition. The kids are taken hunting and
then the blood of their first kill is smeared on
their face.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
Yeah, well, I'm glad she's putting her foot down saying, yeah,
we don't need to do that, tru.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
That sounds traumatizing.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Yeah, what's the secret to reheating your pizza. It's right here.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
The best way to reheat your pizza. If you dunk
your pizza in water before afrin or my foiving it,
it turns out just as fresh as when you bought it.
Let's dunk it into the water. Now into the air. Alright,
I put it in for three minutes. It's definitely feeling
crispya on the crust. Let's do a taste test.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Okay, exactly how it toasted last night, fresh from the box.
Have you heard of a country song called Country to
the Bone. It's by an artist named lamb Law. It
apparently is the worst country song ever made.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well, I got to hear that. Get some stiff competition.
It's taking bust and the chatter a little. They should pay.
He is taking her telling you get off to the
green corpus. Indeed is loudest. You's the maddest pam wing
you know is bad.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
It's a.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Two lame bag.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
Kind of sounds like AI.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
It's not. It's a real guy. I saw the video.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
He's a Rebecca Black off country music.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Will Smith is developing a sequel to Hancock. He's trying
to get some data to bit to do it.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Now, this was a big article on rancor dot com.
What are the worst movies that made a billion dollars
or more? The worst movies Avatar?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Avatar is not in the top fifteen movies.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
Made a billion dollars like Superhero? Are any superhero movies
on the list?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Transformers Age of Extinction is number five? That's pretty bad,
The Hobbit and Unexpected Journey is number fifteen. Pirates of
the Caribbean dead Man's Chest is number fourteen. Star Wars
Episode one, The Phantom Menace is thirteen. Pirates of the
Caribbean On Stranger Tides is twelve. The Super Mario Brothers
movie is eleven.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
That movie was amazing.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Minions is number ten. Despicable Me three is number nine.
Also a great movie, Alice in Wonderland It was eight.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
That's a weird one.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, the live action Aladdin is number three.
Jurassic World Dominion is number is number there's number three actually,
Star Wars episode nine, The Rise of Skywalker is number two,
and then number one. This movie grows one point seven
billion dollars. The worst movie that made over a billion

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dollars is a live action Lion King.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Iver saw it you die.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I don't think I have either. Actually, for life has
all right. So if you want to have a deeper conversation,
if you want to know somebody better and get them
to know you, it is not a face to face
sit down like over a meal, like you would think
something like that. In fact, it's the opposite of a
face to face sit down. It is a don't look
at each other walk around, go for a short walk

(27:35):
with them. Being close but not face to face is
the key. It allows people to open up because they
don't feel pressure when they're when they're not looking at you,
So that's kind of cool. And the movement actually helps
you process what the other person is saying. So if
you want to get to know somebody better in your
family and connect and bond, or what are your friends,
go for a walk, preferably say experts outside around trees.

(27:57):
In that hack and many more can be found to
John Jay Rich. It's beautiful, says it our.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Phone number eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven the tax line. You text JJR and whatever
is on your mind anytime about anything, even if you're
listening to podcast later tonight or whatever, just shoot us
a text will call you back or read your text
on the air. It's a beautiful thing. Text Jjaron, whatever's
on your mind? Nine sixty eight eight three. Who's got

(28:28):
an anniversary? When is your anniversary?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Mark something?

Speaker 7 (28:34):
You know?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Is it the fourth to come on?

Speaker 5 (28:38):
I don't know. You're the one who got married.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I think it's the fourth year. It's two years, yeah,
two years, two year anniversary. And I want to do
something kind of awesome. But I don't want to do
like just anything typical. I don't want to be like, here,
have a massage, or here, let's go stay at the
hotel we got married at. I want to do something
very unique. So if anybody has any really different ideas,
I want to do something that maybe we've ever done

(29:00):
done before. Maybe not as extreme as going on a
safari somewhere, but something.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Let me tell you what what I did for my
wife or what you do for Valentine's Day? I asked Kyle,
and I got my wife a robe.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
That Nique actually probably I haven't done that yet.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
I think a robe is right up there with a tie,
that'd probably I'd probably go up there.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
She'd probably never seen that SNL schedule. I think it's
Kristin rig and she's like, it's like Christmas Morning and
she and it's like all the kids like Andy Stanford,
He's like, I got a rice car, like I got
video games. And it goes to her she's like, I
got a robe. And then they keep going over all
these amazing gifts and every time it comes back to her,
she's like, I got a robe. It's a great one.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
I got my wife a robe for Valentine's Day. Now
she's been out of town. She comes home today and
it's in the Amazon box and I put it over
by the bathtub and it's open.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
So like, I'm gonna be like that, get a bag.
It's in a box. What's the box?

Speaker 8 (29:56):
Get a gift bag?

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Now it just sits Amazon on it, So lame.

Speaker 8 (30:03):
Will true effort.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
She might not even noticed that. She might think that
just you with your stack of stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Hey Man's Valentine He Amen? Amen.
Sometimes I call her dude. She's like, you just got dude.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Okay, so we know not to do what John Jay
did your anniversary.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Taking the bathroom off the lists.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
So in two years of being married, what's that like?
What are upster Dow. What have you Have you learned
anything about yourself?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, I think I've learned that I'm kind of weird.
And I actually really thought, because I work in this room,
that I was the sort of normal one. But that's
only in here do I seem like I'm sort of balanced.
I think that my wife, Stacey has pointed out because
she laughs at me all the time, like hysterically and
then runs off to go pee, that I think that

(30:50):
I might be very quirky. And she uses the word
persnickitty about things because when I say, I don't think
that's a big deal. Everybody should be like that, she
does not agree. She thinks I'm totally WEIRDO.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Oh wait a minute. On your anniversary. We have your
wife on the phone right now, and she can she
can confirm this or deny it. Well, first of all, Stacy,
first all, when is your anniversary?

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Hello, good morning? It is March fourth.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
You got it, right, Rich, Good job, I got it.
But we have a lot of March things. We've got
Stacy's birthday, we got whatever her son's birthday, We've got
our anniversary, We've got my birth.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Yeah, we have a lot of celebration in March. By
the way, if you get me a robe for our anniversary,
I will kill you.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
And my wife said that to me on our second anniversary.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Okay, maybe yeah, you guys are a little further if
you've probably gone through all the other sha but you
love a bathrobe.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
But I have three of them, so I don't need another.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Okay, So Stacey, be married to Rich for two years.
Give us inside of what you've experienced or what you've seen,
you know, what you weren't ready for.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Well, I already knew he was. He was funny. I
think I didn't realize how incredibly quirky he is. I
mean there are times where he'll call me, I guess,
you know, on the way home from the station, and
I will, you know, pick up the phone and he's

(32:24):
like mid conversation, I guess with himself, Like he's just
like a quirky guy. Like there was this one time,
Oh my gosh, there was this one time where I
got home from work. I walked into the house. Rich
is at the refrigerator. He's like looking in the refrigerator

(32:48):
and he's like, h what am I gonna have for
a snack?

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Hello, yogurt I look moderately tasting but not good enough.
And it was like, oh my gosh, this man is
talking to a thing of yogurt.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
So you close the refrigerator door. She's standing there.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's exactly what happened, because I think I was thinking
the yogurt didn't look delicious enough, so I closed it
and I turned around. I'm like, oh, I did not
know you were here. Sorry, it's either I'm sort of
talking to me, and I'm sort of talking to your dog,
and I'm sort of talking to whatever's around. So it
was a total well yeah, let's just me talking to myself.
But she she doesn't say anything. She just wanders off

(33:36):
in the bathroom and I hear her laughing her ass
off in the bathroom. So you laughs so hearted me
being weird.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
That you had to go pee, Yes, but that's not unusual.
I mean half the time I think I have a uti,
but it's just you.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Well, I love you unconditionally.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Well, I love you unconditionally, and I'm so happy you
were celebrating our two year anniversary. And I hope we
I don't care what we do, we can do anything
to celebrate, just as long as no lobes are.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
You're the best?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Well, now how about this is didn't you say rich
not that long ago? You're telling me how you you
caught that you smell.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, I would for like a walk slash run more
walk than run very very little running just across the
street where this car's coming, and then that's a walk.
And I was surprised at how like I smelled pretty
bad for just like maybe a forty five minute walk.
But I didn't want to shower right away because I
just wanted to see. I wanted to test my theory.

(34:42):
Do I still smell pretty bad?

Speaker 9 (34:44):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
And it smelled pretty bad, but I was waiting for
Stacy to notice, and she didn't really notice.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Well that's good, so you either always smell bad or.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
Like that's just the normal odor.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I'm like, wow, that's that's pretty impressive. I should jump
in the shower right right now. I should jump, and
I did not. But then you two we're in my
inspiration because sometimes you guys don't shower for day.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
It's odd for you though, you're the one that like
showers eight times.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
It.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I know I can do a three shower day, easy, easy,
but I'm just kind of waiting at it to see,
but it was kind of alarming. Do you ever smell? Like, wow,
that was yesterday.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
I could smell myself. So I took a shower. I've
been a couple of days.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Like how do you?

Speaker 8 (35:23):
Yeah, well, my hair, my hair starts to smell and
like it's like right there. So I'm like, ooh, might
be time, might be time. And then I did kind
of get a whiff of my underarm, so it's like, oh, man,
if I could smell myself, it's probably really bad.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
The socks I'm wearing right now, I've worn every day
this week, Like I smell them and they don't smell.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
Ba, you're not a good judge of what smells because
you're smelling is not there.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Here's what I've realized with my smelling. I think I
can only smell things that smell good. How brought me
this rotten chicken one time?

Speaker 5 (35:54):
It smells so gross and I can smell it, smell
I could.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I can smell it from the other room.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
I could smell it. She brought in those shoes that
are the awful smell can smell it. But whenever, like rich,
I can smell you, Sometimes you smell good Grant smells good,
Kyle smells good, Peyton smells good. Like I don't smell.
I can't smell anything bad, which I think is good.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
I think.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
I mean, yeah, what if what if there's a gas
leak and you need to be able to smell the
gas to survive.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
I don't know. But like when I smell my socks,
I'm like, smell on them. I go, I think they're okay.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Still, don't they even feel different though, when you've worn
them for several days.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
I took them right out of package. You get this,
by the way, I took these socks out of the
package and they were both left.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
What I know, I don't know if I had an
L on them, I don't know. Maybe they're just socks.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I don't think they make the left and right socks different.
I know they label them different. I don't think that's
what I have.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
When I have two l's on, I feel it all
the time.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
It's probably What about socks for a anniversary prize for you, Stacey?
How about some socks?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
That's a that's a big note.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
I stay to a happy anniversary.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Well, thank you so much, Rich Yogurt talking to yoga
going you look moderately tasty.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
She would be pretty funny to walk in on.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Oh there's that's also like leftover chili's in there. But
I don't know how long that's been in there.

Speaker 8 (37:17):
So the yoga had to win in your house, It's
probably been in there two hours.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
All right, let's try and catch a cheater on War
of the Roses. We got Justin on the line. Justin,
tell us a little bit about your situation.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, I think my girl is cheating because she has
a whole night where she goes completely missing.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Okay, all right, that's good, that's very good. I think
we should take this case.

Speaker 8 (37:41):
Let's take this case, all right.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
War of the Roses starts next with John Jane Rich.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I'm a fourteen carry. I'm fourteen carry, just ma'a. Trust me.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Not only do you need to know if they're cheating,
you deserve to know the truth.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
War of the Rose is right now.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
With John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
John Jay Rich, It's time for War of the Roses. Justin,
good morning, Hey, good morning, So the way will oh
thank you, Justin. I was about to explain war in
case there's.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
Somebody new listening that wants to know how War of
the Roses works out and then again, every single freaking
radio show in the country's doing.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
War of the Roses like us.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
It's not like us.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
They're not like us now anyway, justin we want to
hear about this relationship you're in and who you think
is cheating on you and why you think they're cheating
on you.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
We're going to find out who is sending them a
dozen red roses? So what's your story? Oh man?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
And definitely they don't do it like you, guys, So
let me let me tell you. And uh, I want
you guys to tell me if I'm validated in this
freakout that I'm having. So, my girlfriend and I are
pretty fresh in this relationship, Like we've technically been dating
for six months now, but we didn't like confirm the

(38:59):
detail of the relationship until like a couple of months ago,
you know, social media official all that you know that
the label's boyfriend girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
It's been a couple of months. But we've been seeing
each other six months.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
And I'm telling you immediately, I'm worried every single Monday's
and it's.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Like clockwork for three hours.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
She's busy, and it's not like she puts like an
appointment in the calendar or something in the schedule or plans,
anything in advance, or it's just when I ask her
to hang out on Monday. Any Monday, she has had
plans and I've never known about them in advance.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Just has plans.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
So this week I tested her again and again she's busy.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Again.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
She didn't answer the phone or call me back until
after eleven, And it's like clockwork, like every time, and
I just don't know what to do, Like can you
help me?

Speaker 8 (40:00):
Why do you immediately go to That means she's shady
and cheating on you. Like could it be a like
a secret therapy session, Like maybe she doesn't want to
tell you she's in therapy because maybe she's embarrassed about
it or something like that. Maybe she's trying to work
on her mental health.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Maybe she's part of a monsoon group.

Speaker 8 (40:15):
Yeah what he said, You.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Know what, it's a good I was at this event.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I was at a crossword puzzle.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
I was at this event with a lot of women
last night, and they were all talking about how they
played Majan and.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I was just like like pretending maybe it's that.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I mean, I've heard of it Okay, you have heard
of it.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
I have heard of it. Colin has not heard of it.

Speaker 8 (40:40):
Literally, either way, you think that she's cheating instead of
something like maybe she's just embarrassed to talk to you
about I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I know what song is, I just never played it.
And if it's something like that, then.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
It's like I just google it.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, maybe she played she played that's what they play
and crazy richas Yeah, John.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Anyway, it's a long shot that she's played my John.
But at me the same point, Kyle's trying to make
but all right, so you want to call her up
and the way it works usually got a dude, is
we kind of reverse it, right, Kyle?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (41:14):
I think I just like pretend to be It's my
first day at work and I don't want to get fired,
and so there's someone who sent her roses, but I
just want to make sure she gets the right card
or something like that. I do think it's weird that
you just jumped straight to cheating just because she has
a standing apployment on Mondays? Is there any other days
she's weird?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
No, everything else is fine, and there's no I mean,
she doesn't even there's no standing deployment for this sea,
just ghosts like for three hours of the week if
it's the same time.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Hmmm, does she have a job? All right? Justin? What's
your girlfriend's name?

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Her name's Jillian, Jillian. All right, We're gonna get Jilly
on the phone. See who she sends or who she
thinks is sending her flowers. All right, So war the
roses continues.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Next, Sat, keep on, she want to get it?

Speaker 6 (42:14):
John Jade Rick, We got justin. He's been dating Jillian
for about six months. Every Monday for three hours, she's gone,
no explanation. She will not make plans with him. She
always says she has plans and she doesn't tell him
what they are. So now he immediately thinks she's cheating.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
Right, Yes, it seems to be jumping to conclusions just
a little bit, but who knows.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Can I give you a different perspective. When it's a
woman that thinks her husband's cheating, we always go waivers intuation.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
We just take it. When it's a guy, it's like,
why you jump into conclusions?

Speaker 8 (42:46):
I think we ask questions both situations. I agree we
ask the questions because you know, like in this case,
he said he's freaking out. It's like, we don't want
you to freak out, so maybe we're just to give
you know, maybe there's maybe there's another solution.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
You don't really hear about mail intuition, do you?

Speaker 9 (43:03):
No?

Speaker 8 (43:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Because there right right?

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Sorry, Justin, We'll get to the bottom of it for you.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
All right, So Justin, are you ready?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
We're going to call your girlfriend and Kyle's going to
try to find out who would be sending her flowers.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Okay, Roses, all right, yeah, good man. So you just
stay chill on the phone until we get the name
and then you can jump in ready, count.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Hello, Hi is Jillian available?

Speaker 9 (43:33):
This is Gillian.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
Hi Jillian, So my name is Seanne. I have some
really good news for you with the company we're called
JNR Flowers. Also have maybe a little bit of bad news.
So it's like my first day here on the job,
and I really need this job. So I'm hoping that
the bad part of the news doesn't totally scathe you,
so you can plain about me and I can keep
my job. Okay. The great news for you, Jillian, if
somebody is sending you some flowers today. The bad news

(43:58):
is is I kind of mix up the cards. It's
a couple of Jillian's. There's a birthday bouquet in our
Pure Passion bouquet. So I'm just wondering if is there
anybody you can think of that would send you a
booque because I want to make sure you get the
right one.

Speaker 9 (44:10):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, probably my boyfriend Justin. He's a
total sweetheart. This is right up his alley.

Speaker 8 (44:17):
He is a total sweetheart, Justin. Okay, yes, Justin would
send you flowers.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Hey, Jillian, I'm so sorry, but I just I have
to know why can't we hang out on Mondays. Look,
I'm so grateful for you and you've changed my life
for the better.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
But I really have to know, Jillian.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Wait, let me jump in a little bit. So, Jillian,
you're on the radio the John Jay and Rich radio show.
Wore the Roses?

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Justin? Oh yeah, Oh are you familiar with the segment?

Speaker 3 (44:51):
So yeah, I am more on the radio right now,
right now?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Yeah, okay, explain now, Justin, go ahead and say what
you're gonna say, Cody an answer.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah, I'm just I'm so sorry. I just want to
know why we can't hang out on Mondays. I try
to that I can't reach you on that night. And look,
I'm so grateful for you and you've changed my life
for the better. But it's just it's something I just
have to know.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
This is actually a little bit easier to do with
other people around. I kind of can't believe that I
have to talk about.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
It like this, but.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
I I have this crazy asdiction. It's not like drugs
or anything, but I am. I am so obsessed with
professional wrestling. Baby, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Wait what, no, no, no, I know it's super weird.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
I didn't want this to change your opinion of me
in any kind of way. I was so frett you're
going to judge me, But like, I love you and
I always want to be around you. But I so
love to see I'm punk and I didn't want you
to think less of me.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Why Mondays, specifically Monday Night Rye.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
I never miss it.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
I have to watch it.

Speaker 9 (46:10):
I just was so embarrassed to tell you why. I
you know why that was important to me.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Oh wow, Look, I've Jillian, I've got a lot of
things to judge people on, but whatsling isn't one that
I thought about.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Whoa I mean?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
And seriously, it's it's totally fine. You watch it Monday
nights live.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
I know of it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I can't say that I'm all that interested in watching
with you, but it's definitely not going to make me
think any.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Less of you.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
You're awesome.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I think we're awesome together. And please don't think you
have to be embarrassed over things like this.

Speaker 9 (46:54):
That's really Oh my god, thank you baby. I'm so
afraid to tell you.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Let me tell for a second.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
For one, it makes a lot of sense to me
right now, and why Raw is always number one on Netflix,
like on Tuesday, and I'm like, what the hell is
this raw thing? I mean, I know it's wrestling, but
I don't know that. I didn't know it was every Monday.
So that kind of like pieces things.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yeah, Greg, are we doing a wrestling podcast now? Oh yeah,
let's get into what happened last Monday. It was crazy
seem punk came out and then just talk about it.
Oh well good, yeah, I mean this is a wrestling
podcast now.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
So this is a live radio show.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I'm sorry, guys, my bad. Hey actually a fun plug
here and Nick and I just Adam interviewed Adam Cole
from a Who. That guy was super hot guy. That
was Tony Tail Great Wrestlers So anyway wrestling podcast.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
So Jillian, he was worried you were cheating. So you're
not cheating. You just so couldn't you?

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Like at some point, like when you guys were recording
each other, one of you go, man, what do you
like to do? I love to watch wrestling. Do you
like wrestling? Fact, I would almost think a woman would
ask the guy, total, aren't you by chance like wrestling?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
You know?

Speaker 8 (48:04):
I mean if you're a good lesson in communication?

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Yeah, I can't imagine hiding a TV show from my wife,
especially just like you.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
Know what, there's just been like kind of embarrassing and
you don't know when the right time is to slip
it in, and then at a certain point it becomes
like too late to say anything. It was one of
those like you know, it's one thing at the girls like,
oh I love football, but like I love wrestling. It's
it's just different.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
I mean, best case scenario, right, wrestling not cheating, that's right,
right justin.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, yeah, it works out. I mean I'm okay hanging
out and watching it one of these mondays as long
as I don't have to fight anyone in a steal cage.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
I don't think she invited you. That's kind of her thing.
That's her a long time.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
She's still unavailable. She's unavailable unless you guys talk about
it and plan it out. Then maybe she can do
that and maybe you could teach her about keeping up
with the Kardashians.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
No, you're not a fan.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I was just assuming.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I don't watch much TV at all, man, but just
so out of left field for me.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Okay, all right, brother, Well thanks, she's not cheating on you,
So congratulations you guys.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Justin do you want to call her and you guys
can talk later, like, do you have her number? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Okay, okay, okay, good, she can't say today. All right,
all right, you guys, hold on the line, both of you, guys.
Thank you so much. That's War the Roses with John
Jane Rich.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
So.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Jillian on War the Roses pretty much just told us she's.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Ashamed to admit that she loves wrestling, right ww wrestling,
w F that's.

Speaker 8 (49:50):
Kind of embarrassing, which is like, it's my thing.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Yeah, so we thought we'll throw it out there. Eight
seven seven ninety three seven one four seven What are
you ashamed to admit that you love.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Maybe we can go around the room. Is there anything
anybody here is? I know there's something I am, but
I don't want.

Speaker 8 (50:05):
To share first rich Rich was just saying something off
the air. I feel like it's a good one.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I mean, it's not really a dude show. But I
really enjoy the new season eight of Love is Blind,
and I watch it like it's my job.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
I'm glad to say, because we've got to text about that.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
We got to text it from a four and two
number saying anyone watching Love is Blind?

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah, I am, And I will admit that there's probably
four guys on the show that look and sound pretty
much alike, like the kind of pale white thing guy
with the short beard. There's a lot of those guys,
and I can't tell which one's which. But the drama
is nice when you see people like go to get
married and they break up because of a phone conversation.

(50:46):
I watch it all like it's to set a little
nuance on how to handle or not handle anything. And
my wife Stacy does not like the show. She's like
that these contestants that they find him on sale because
they're not Oh my god, I have ever seen the show.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
It's such a good show. Oh and I did see
It's I think it's like number two on Netflix right now.
Because I I've been debating every morning do I watch
a new show or do I just watch something I
know that I'm going to enjoy. And that's come on
Original the original first season of the original Dexter, because
I've just been watching that when I don't have anything
else to see. And I went, I was like, Love

(51:20):
is Blind a new season. I know it will suck
me in once I get started on it, but I
opted for Dexter.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
You have to see things through. That's the thing with
the show. Because people talk and they're not in the
same room. They fall in love like on different sides
of the of the wall, and you kind of walt
you can see like that the chemistry start the form.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
I think it's fascinating. But dude, should not be watching
that eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven.
What are you embarrassed to admit? You can admit to
us that you love Grant, dude.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
So the other day it really hit me like I
had an epiphany. I was in the desert walking and
a Nickelback song came on and not a ballot, dude,
not one of like the hits hard rocking Nickelback and
I got to listen to heavy, scary music and I
was like, I think Nickelback's my favorite band. Like literally,
I was inspired. I walked faster, and I was like, dude,

(52:11):
like Jack Hulger is kind of like the greatest songwriter
of all time. Like I am unapologetically in on Nickelback,
and anytime somebody like brings it up, I'm so timid
to talk about it because I don't want to be like,
you know.

Speaker 6 (52:22):
That guy, right right, Okay, Okay, Taylor Fair, what are
you embarrassed to admit that you.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Really love.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
I love calling into radio shows and I've been doing
it for about a year and I only told my
husband about a couple months ago, just because I was.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Like, I don't know how hold on. That means that
you're calling into more shows than just ours.

Speaker 11 (52:47):
I mean, yours is the main one, don't get me wrong,
But anytime there's like Disneyland contests or concert even if
I'm like, oh, don't really care for that band, like,
I'll call it just that's the colleges and stuff.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
So have you won a lot of stuff?

Speaker 11 (53:07):
I'm more nothing.

Speaker 8 (53:08):
Oh no, that's sad.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
So when you're seeing if you're good at it, the
answer is no.

Speaker 8 (53:13):
I mean you're good at this this segment right now.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Have you got through to other shows besides ours?

Speaker 11 (53:21):
Yeah, your guys, you guys mainly, which I really appreciate because.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Is easy to get throw on our show.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Who else? Who else? You get through to?

Speaker 11 (53:31):
The like rock station? The rock one?

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Is that Homeburg?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
No, he's on the hard rock station.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
He's on k Okay you p d Thanks darn well,
we got you listen, we got you called in. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (53:49):
Yeah. Thanks, you guys, have a great day.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Dylan, What are you embarrassed to admit that you love?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I love jamming out through the Spikes Girls and the
Mocker in uh while I'm at work my car. I
was caught one time at a stoplight and I didn't
even realize my windows were cracked, and I'm like jamming
out and these girls pull up to the side of
me and they're just like laughing, taking pictures and stuff,
and I just like happened to realize at that moment, like,
oh my god, my window has been down this whole time.

(54:16):
To be sitting there like if you want to be mallow.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Oh god, I love that song.

Speaker 11 (54:23):
Absolutely, let's go.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Well, I really want to.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Really really really wanted.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
I love that song.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
And we got to bring it back and it's a
good message, you know.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
I'm so glad you called. Thanks man, thanks for calling in,
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
He thanks Melissa.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
What are you embarrassed to admit that you love.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
So I'm embarrassed to admit that I still watch Days
of Our Lives.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
And still it's still on.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
It is sister used to be obsessed with that show.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
It's on Peacock now.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
They moved the soap operas on apps now because it's
like not a lot of people watching more whatever they are.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
These are the Days?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
How many? How many seasons do you know?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
I think I saw the other day there's fifty something.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
I don't know, fifty seasons.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
I think I remember the scene was it? It's like,
is that the hourglass one? And then it goes yeah,
my children.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
I think you're like, I've heard about soap operas that
you could not watch it for like four years and
still follow along with the plot because nothing really changes
that much even though everything changes.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
Yeah, you can't.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Well, thank you for much I got that theme song
is gonna kill me now, I gotta know.

Speaker 10 (56:05):
I know.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I used to watch General Hospital all my children, but
I remember days of our lives when it would come on.
My mom would watch it. But I one of the themes.
It goes ding Ding ding Ding Phoenix. No, no, are
you looking it up?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
You got it?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
You gotta find it. It's gonna drive me insane.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
I will not move on until I hear what you
really will. Oh yeah, I used to watch that all
the time. That's Young and the Restless.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, dayser lives. As a guy goes at the beginning,
he's like like sands and the lower glass. These are
the days of our lives.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
You know what? You know?

Speaker 5 (56:52):
What are you looking for? Where you put it up?

Speaker 6 (56:54):
You put can you put up Young and the Restless?
And uh days of our lives? And all my children?
But well, I tell you this, I can tell you what.
I'm embarrassed admit that I love. I've been doing this
for maybe three weeks now. I'm totally all in on
skincare like I've never ever done, like lotions and stuff,
and now that brand's skin Better. I have all this

(57:14):
skin better stuff. So in the morning now now I
don't have to look at video. I'll watch this video
every night and every morning. Now I kind of kind
of memorized. But I still have questions about skincare, and
they're stupid questions. So I work out at the gym
with the lady that's involved with Her name is Tara,
and she's involved with skin Better, and I will always
ask her stuff, and I have to pace myself because
I don't want to bump barter too much with my

(57:35):
embarrassing questions, like would I put the skincare like I
put it on at night and then do I just
go to sleep? Or can I put it on if
I take a shower at six? I know I'm going
to bed at nine. Do I put the skincare on
at six?

Speaker 5 (57:46):
You know what I mean? Like, I know those are
stupid questions, but I don't know the answers I put
on skincare. She will it was.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
She was a little bit about like if I'm gonna
stay home, go ahead and put it on. But like
I put it on at six and then I had
to go to the sing at six thirty ruined the
whole thing. And then I know, I hate happened this
morning I put all the skincare on, they got to
blow my nose, and I.

Speaker 8 (58:05):
Feel like it all came off, and then you feel
like you wasted some precious towels.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yes, it's exactly how I do you put on the
vitamin C before you put on the sunscreen. I don't
know if I have vitamin C. That's my routine vitamin C.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
And then this was the last one. I asked her
so and then I was being dead serious. So my
wife says to me earlier in the day, do you
want to fool around tonight? And I'm like, what about
my skincare? Like like that was the first thing came up,
because that was like, wait, at what point though, do
I do I full around and then go put on

(58:38):
my skincare?

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Yeah, but then I'm like, once I full, once I
full around, I'm not getting out of bed. I'm done.
I'm snoring.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
I was like, I was like, I want to put
on the skincare then put on like a plastic bag,
so I justn't mess up.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Then I die. Okay, is this is this days of
our life?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
No?

Speaker 5 (58:56):
This is young and the rest is was this what
you were doing?

Speaker 9 (59:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
I don't think. So this is why in the wait
it is the one I was doing. No no, no, no,
no no. Watch do you know the song?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Do you know?

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Greet? Yeah? But right here it's coming up.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Boy, this reminds me of being sat down at my
babysitter's house.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
It gets, it goes faster.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
It was a long version.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Yeah, it goes fast. You kids gets the middle.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I don't know how. I don't think I have a
fast sword on this this thing.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
Let's think about like like an intro this long would
never last these days skip intro.

Speaker 9 (59:56):
No.

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
See, I was right, that's my childhood. I'd be eating
tater tots and my mom be watching the show, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
But didn't really lean into this thing, don't they?

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
All Right, what's good? We'll get some entertainment news. What
are you got coming up?

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
Cal I actually am excited for you guys to hear
why Olivia Munn turned down a seven figure deal.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Okay, let's get into that. Also, Kanye Kanye made a
pick announcement too. We'll get to that coming up next.
John Jay and rich.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Tap it and say what's up?

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
Sure, open the free iHeartRadio app and tap the talkback Mike.
Just send John Jay and Richard message now put up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Jason.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Hey, I'm loving the rabbit hole that you're.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Going down, John Jay with Young and the Restless. But
it reminded me of another song that you need to
play that's in that same same wheelhouse there.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
It's Mary J. Blige, No More Drama.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Oh yeah, that's in the song it is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
She samples that throughout. That's all right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I totally forgot about it though.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
So when you started to humming at like, I knew
what you were doing, and I was like.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
Oh, that's why I know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
I got to hear that. I think that's why I
was humbling at faster.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeah, I picked up at the end. I was just
married j Bly. Yes, that's like, I don't remember The
Young and Your.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Rest seemed even name drops down the Restless end.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Of thongs's funny God you would get Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Oh yeah, So I had to fuel the rabbit hole
because it was like, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
You, I think you closed it. You ended it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Now Now I have peace, Thank you, brother, I have
a great daykle what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
With Kanye West?

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
So he's got a couple of things going on, and
he's made headlines recently for selling nazi swastika t shirts
on his website easy dot com, and he literally yesterday said,
after more thought and consideration, I'm not a Nazi. Okay,
thanks for that, Kanye. Him and his wife Bianca apparently
are also working on a movie that they're going to release.

(01:02:06):
And when you hear that, you here Kanye, you automatically
think tip back to his ex wife Kim Kardashian's movie
that was X rated, and some people are like, oh, well,
it's not that it's not gonna be an X rated movie,
even though his wife Biancas and sorry, walks around naked
pretty much all the time. It's more of a fashion
film that apparently is very Biyonca centric. It's seeing Beyonca

(01:02:26):
through Kanye's eyes. No word on whether or not it
will actually get released or when it's gonna get released.
It was supposed to be released on their like second
wedding anniversary. Then there's been rumors of them splitting and
then not splitting, and so either way, we are expected
to get the movie, but I'm not sure how many
people will actually watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
What about Denise Richards Charlie Sheen's.

Speaker 8 (01:02:47):
X Yeah, so her daughter made headlines because once their
daughter turned eighteen, she went straight to OnlyFans, started an
OnlyFans count, started making all kinds of money, and everyone
had something to say about it because you know, she's
really young doing OnlyFans. But Denise Richards went into like
mama bear mode and wanted to protect her, so she
actually ended up joining OnlyFans.

Speaker 13 (01:03:09):
It bothered me that she was getting backlash for owning
her own sexuality and her being a woman and doing
what she wanted to do. And that's why I joined it.
I had I didn't understand it before and then I
quickly learned.

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
And her daughter was like, yeah, basically, I knew my
parents were famous and loaded, but I wanted my own
financial independence and this is the way I got it.
And her mom was like and it worked. Yeah, I
mean she made a lot of money that so wow.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Fun fact they got a reality show that's either out
or coming out. Denise Richards and her daughters with Charlie
Sheen's daughters.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
Right. My son Kemp, his teammate.

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
Dated her Sammy the only fans Yeah wow, And they.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Were dating and when it was time for her, they
were like, I don't know, five or six dates in
it was time to go. She went to her house,
Anise Richard's house, and they had a lawyer there and
an NDA form for him that he wouldn't talk. He
was like, this is weird and he said, I'm not
going to sign it and they stopped going out.

Speaker 15 (01:04:07):
She went, wow, Wow, that that's crazy because you actually
hear about that a lot, like people that are dating
someone famous almost almost always have to sign an NDA
and for him to say goodbye.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
That's why I was like, what are you talking like?
He didn't even know that she was famous? You know
what I mean? Because he's he's he's nineteen.

Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
There's something about an NDA. And that brings me to
the Olivia mon story real quick, is that she actually
said she had a traumatic experience on set one time
and ended up reporting it. Lawyers were involved. The studio
ended up offering her seven figure deal just to accept
the apology and sign an NDA, and she said, I
didn't take it because I wanted to be able to
speak what I wanted to speak when I wanted.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
She trashed the person.

Speaker 8 (01:04:51):
No, but she just wanted the freedom to be able
to speak on it if she wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
I just want to hear from you, and I don't
think that's too much to ask in it's really stressing
me out that you're not calling eight.

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
Seven seven nine three seven one four seven's John Jay.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
And Rich John Jay and Rich Marina, Marina, what are
you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Yeah, I was just talking to my daughter because I
told her I was going to be on the radio.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Oh well, let's see what's going on. What do you
want to talk about?

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Oh my gosh. So my daughter is eleven and we've
been listening to you guys in the morning. And it's
funny because I used to listen when I was younger
on my way to school every day. So it's really
nice to hear you guys. You guys are awesome. But
there were a couple of things that you guys had
talked about in laws. Was most recent that I heard

(01:05:40):
this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
My future father in law and mother in law want
me to call them mom and dad, and I just
think it's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
I mean, we're about to get married and they're going
to be your mom and dad, so just.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Call them mom and dad.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
It just makes me feel uncomfortable. It's not something that
I want to do.

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
My friend Greg known him since I was eleven years old, right,
his mom, he's always missus Patterson, missus Patterson, and as
we became adults, her name is Jinx and I'd be like,
I'll come over there, hey, miss Patters call me Jinks like,
I'm sorry, you're a Missus Patterson Patterson my whole life.
I'm not going to call you by your first name.

(01:06:17):
There's no freaking way that's happening. So I also can't
see my wife or my in laws asking me to
call them mom and dad.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
My in laws is Manna and Papa.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
That's what I call them.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
I don't think there's really a wrong way or right
way you call.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Your father in law papa?

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
I sure do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Is that because you're doing it to the point of
view because you have their grandkid?

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
That's what they call them to you, and it's I
just I feel awkward saying hey.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Jim, especially his name's not Jim.

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Okay, so that makes that's that makes sense to me.
But if you didn't have a kid, I think it'd
be weird.

Speaker 9 (01:06:56):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Right right, I'd like, but he's like, oh yeah, what else?
So pet peeves one huge one is probably ridiculous, But
my spouse will leave the microwave on like five seconds,
thirteen seconds. Every time I look at the microwave to

(01:07:18):
look at the time, it's like five seconds, and I
get passed. And it doesn't matter how many times I tell.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Him I'm so withy, he'll do it, especially since I
hate it. It throws off the whole time of everything
in your life. If you just walk over and see thirteen,
you don't know what that means. Thirteen nf hour after all,
at thirteen o'clock, you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Know what it is.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
I don't even know how that happens all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I mean, it's not that hard to just wait for
the microwave to finish.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
I don't want to finish it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
I don't know what. I feel like so lucky because
my husband never does that. Because there was this moment
in his childhood where his older brother was waiting for
the microwave. His mom was going to microwave something for
his older brother, and he said, I was reheating pizza,
and pizza was the microwave. It had fifteen seconds left, right,
and he's like, my mom strolled over there, opened up,

(01:08:06):
took my pizza out, and put my brother stuff in.
He's like couldn't wait fifteen seconds to finish mine. My
brother's was that much more important. And I think because
of that moment, he always lets everything in the microwave finish,
no matter.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
That's so funny, so traumatized. That's the only trauma your
husband house. I'm sure microwave.

Speaker 8 (01:08:28):
He was like so offended. He's like, at that point,
my brother was so much more important than I was.

Speaker 6 (01:08:33):
When I put something in a microwave, I like to
open the door before the buzzer goes off because I
feel like I beat the timer like i'm and if
it does, if it does go off, I feel like
something terrible is.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Gonna happen in my family.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
So I try to clear it. I don't clear it clear, No,
I don't clear.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
What I do is so wet.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
When I go back to cook something else in there,
I'll throw something else there. It'll be like two seconds
left and I'll just wait thing and oh now I
can start over.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
And I So.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
You make things a lot more complicated, Marina, that's very
cool that you listen to us with your daughter. Thank
you for listening when you're a kid, and thank you
for being an OG listener.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Yes I am OG. Thanks guys, you have a wonderful
day you too.

Speaker 8 (01:09:17):
God bless so thanks Pike muster Horn Hope this step
this way, step the way, this, step this way.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
We need a contestant. We're gonna play a game that
prizes Halsey tickets. So while we wait for Halsey tickets,
let me read a text message and apologize at the
same time.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
The last two days, I've seen my friend Greg two
days in a row. Whoa I know because I.

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Went to lunch with them at his place and then
we walked to chop shop, right and it was about
under a mile. And I said on the air earlier
today that he could barely walk a mile that being
out of breath. He just texted me, dude, w tf,
I can't walk a mile? No, you cannot.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Was that your apology?

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
And then I said, and then I go, uh, he goes,
you should be texted about how sexy I am as
a big man and I can cook, which is true,
by the way. So the reason I saw him yesterday
because when I walked into his he has like all
his his own garden and stuff and he grows all
He was way ahead of the seed oil thing and
all years ago, like he grews on and ever he

(01:10:26):
grows everything right. So he when I went to his house,
he was making some sort of vegetable medley with spices
and stuff, and that looks good. But I left after
lunch and he called me when I was a freeway
and he was like, hey, you forgot all the stuff.
So he also makes his own salsa, and he makes
his all kinds of stuff. So yesterday I said, meet me.
I was at the Love Pup Shelter. And I thought
the Love Pup Shelter would be halfway between my house
and his house. But he lives in Chandler.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Not halfway.

Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
No, it's definitely not halfway.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
The Love Pup Shelter is literally down the street.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
I was like, oh my bad, I those halfway.

Speaker 8 (01:10:58):
Oh my gosh, that dog I have right now, Buster,
he's so cute.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
Yes, I know I'm dead, after all, We've had so
many dogs of the shelter. But this dog, you know, like,
this dog is such a three year old Golden Retriever.
And I said were. I was doing a commercial for
Learner and Role. They're filming something and I had the dog.
I was using that we just got the dog yesterday,
and I go okay, and he was already in his crate,
his kennel, which is far away.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
All right, Buster, good to your room. And he went
to his room.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
Give the dog up.

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
I think they gave the dog up because it had
a it has a kidney stone, and it's pretty expensive
to fix the kidney stone agains. So we're taking care
of it. But that they had valley fever. And but
all dogs have valley fever. It's very common here. It's
not a big a deal.

Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
This one's broken.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Maybe not a big deal. It's a dog weld. The
dog is from Sicily.

Speaker 10 (01:11:53):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Okay, so we're gonna play the game. Rich you're the
host of this game.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
When we playing, I'm so excited for this game. It's
gonna be so much fun.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
The hight of Sabrina, she's architested. Hey, Sabrina or Sabro'm sorry, Sabro. Sabra, Okay, Sabra.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
A few weeks ago, we did the sing Along Song
Challenge and we did Oscar winning movie songs that were
just giant and it was so popular that we were
gonna do it again and this week. So what we
do is we play part of a song and then
we just stop it, stop it cold, and you have
to sing along. You get the words right, you get
a point, you get the words wrong, then you do
not get a point. But you'll have a chance to

(01:12:31):
hear John Jay and Kyle, who has a lovely singing voice,
kind of do the dude before you get a chance
to do it. And I even have a tiebreaker if
need be. But these are new songs, old songs, biggest
songs in movie, John Jay, You go first. The film
is Steven Spielberg's adaptation of West Side Story. Yes perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
I like to be in a mad god. Life is okay,
and I'm dy go go Gode, And I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
I'll give it to you. What's close enough? You get
in a grand It is so nice.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
To look at us and they charged dies.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I have my own washing machine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
What will you have?

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
A kid gleaned? I'm I'm d.

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
I mean, he knows it. That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Kyle.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Have you ever seen the film Aladdin? I have, Well
you have the Pebo Bryson version with the other lady
that's singing with him. Of a whole new world, und
matastic on you.

Speaker 12 (01:13:53):
No one olame places I never new, but I'm way
up here it's crystal clear the now I'm in a whole.

Speaker 8 (01:14:18):
New world with you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Regina Belle. By the way, it's DC what kind of
competition you have here? So I mean, I have never
known John Jay to get the lyrics right to anything,
and he crushed crushed that in Kyle, Well, she is

(01:14:46):
a Disney princess.

Speaker 8 (01:14:47):
Love Disney. I'm glad I got a Disney one.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
So your song Sabra is from the Joker movie Joker too,
Foyd Delu and you've got Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga.
U die with a smile.

Speaker 11 (01:15:13):
I want to hold you one more time.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Oh I even gave you the title and die with
a smile. That's okay, You're gonna have a chance to
come back because we're doing two rounds.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
You know, I had this whoop strap and then the whoopstrap.
Every day I have to answer all these questions. It'd
be like, did you learn anything today? And I always
say yeah, but I really didn't. But today I learned
something I didn't know that was from the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Oh yeah, that movie got so trashed. Whatever you totally
forgot that you said, did you?

Speaker 15 (01:15:44):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Did you say you also did not know what's from
the movie.

Speaker 15 (01:15:47):
Yeah, I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
When goes from The Joker too, I was like, what
the hell he's screwing with her?

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
Well, I feel like that was the toughest one so far.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Oh yeah, and the newest one? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
What's the greatest boxing series movies of all time? John
Jay Rocky? Of course it is you Got All of
the Time, The German.

Speaker 12 (01:16:17):
And It's Listen and Devils.

Speaker 8 (01:16:21):
Of the Tag.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
I never knew the words.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
I just do that. Yeah, go ahead, have a point,
You have a point. What's the greatest movie about a
circus of all time?

Speaker 8 (01:16:38):
Obviously the Greatest Showman?

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Obviously you are correct. Your song from the Greatest Showman
is this is Me here.

Speaker 8 (01:16:48):
The I'm not Scared to beb something ae me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
This is mem.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Thissney, I can't think hair.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
It's pretty good, all right. So we played this song
so so much when it came out. I really hope
that you get this one right from the Moulin Rouge.
It's a bunch of people doing Fredo Lady marmalade Esta, Hello,

(01:17:36):
as you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Want to give it a door?

Speaker 12 (01:17:51):
Yaya ready, Lady moon Nail Day.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
That's good enough for a wind, right there, all right,
you win ya?

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
That sweater that was too short remembers what's happening for
things they need to know.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
Okay, you're so dumb judging men of all generations. They
just want chiseled jawlines so much so that it is
the latest plastic surgery craze. Men are injecting their jawlines
with bone like filler to get the chiseled faces a
la heartthrops like Henry Caville, John Ham, matt Ricee etcetera,
et cetera. These services can typically cost up to like

(01:19:02):
ten thousand dollars, but you know what, sometimes that's the
price you have to pay. Okay, this is this. It
always interests me to see, like what blows up on TikTok,
what starts to go viral? What are people really latching onto?
And latest trend is finding out what the shift key
on your laptop keyboard actually means. Like we know what
it does, right, it capitalizes the letter. But if you

(01:19:24):
ever really considered the origin of it, I haven't. But
apparently people are so bored on TikTok they've dove into
the history of the shift key and it's like the
talk of TikTok right now. So apparently, way back in
the day when people used typewriters, there were two two
like settings, and if you shift into the lower setting

(01:19:45):
you would get the lower case letters, if you shifted
to the higher setting, you would get upper case letters.
And you know what on the key like Now that
keyboards don't really have that anymore. They just didn't want
to come up with a new name. They didn't want
to call it caps although they call it caps locks
called shift. That's what I'm saying. It's like shift makes it,

(01:20:06):
but that's not the caps lock. They changed shift lock
to caps lock, but never changed shifts.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
To me, it was always the same old shift.

Speaker 8 (01:20:15):
True. So apparently this was a big deal in Germany.
Germany's federal court now says Birkenstock sandals cannot be considered art.
The shoemaker has filed lawsuits against three competitors selling their
similar sandals, saying their shoemaking tradition goes back it's an
art and Germany's like it can't be considered art their shoes,

(01:20:37):
So sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
You did delation ton twister there selling similar sandals.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
Selling similar sandals is fine.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
If a banana peel can be art, why can't a
Birkenstock shoe be art, you know what, it's.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
The gemins, So it may have played a little differently
here in America.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
I think art is in the eye of the beholder,
unless it's Barkinstock's exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
You said here, Kyle, that somehow you reminded of do
you need botoxins? You just brought up chisel chins.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
Normally I can feel the botox wearing off because I
start getting really bad headaches. And I haven't had that recently,
So I feel like I'm doing fine until I see
the videos we post on social media of us here
in the studio and I look angry all the time,
like I have a furrowed brow, and I see the
angry elevens and I shouldn't see any movement up in
this peace.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
It moved fairly.

Speaker 12 (01:21:33):
It moves.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
And all the videos I see, you're smiling like all day.

Speaker 9 (01:21:36):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
The fact that I can make an angry face right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
Now, face it was pissed, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
You can see it. And that's the moment where I'm like, whoa, whoa,
what's my body doing? Like I'm supposed to have the headaches.
That's supposed to give me the heads up, like it's
time to go call Jamie and get pumped up with
some boto.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
It was the last time we had botox?

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
I think it was it was last year?

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
How long ago?

Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
October?

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
Ish want usually last four wards off.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Like three four ish mons. Yeah, can't you see? No
terrible terrible writing,

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