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Speaker 1 (00:03):
No today, Emmy, thanks for holding you on the air.
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, I have a dirty little secret. My best friend
passed away a few weeks ago, and I have always.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hated her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He is the biggest piece of trash, Like he already
has some new girl he's been hanging out with, which
just makes my blood boil. Anyway, I went over to
his apartment the other day to pick up all her stuff,
and the man had the audacity to leave while I
was there to go see that new.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Girl he's spending time with.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I mean, I was so pissed.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So I remember this TikTok I saw where a girl
got teddy revenge by spraying milk all around someone's place.
The milk soaks into the carpets, couches, curtains, whatever, and
after a few days it just reeks. So yeah, I
did it. And three days later, Yeah, three days later,
his apartment now smells rotten. He called me yesterday so
(01:01):
freaked out. He think it's my best friend is haunting him,
And honestly, I'm not even sorry. He totally deserves it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You don't fight to me, I thought, where you go?
I have a dirty little secret. My best friend died.
I hate her boyfriend. I hated it. I went over
to his house and I thought, you you slept with him?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh my gosh, I know, like something happened.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
He was like so charming. I mean, whatever, and now
you feel guilty, but now you've fallen in love with him,
but not the opposite. I never thought it would go
to rotten milk, but like you, I can.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Totally see that, like you, just like like miss the
car that smells so gross?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So gross?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Are you ever going to tell him that he needs
to get his apartment cleaned or you're just gonna let
him live with.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It with it?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
So you think he'll be like something's wrong to get
it cleaned, you.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Would think, But like if you spray the curtains like
you do, you wouldn't think that. I mean unless you
walk up and actually smell the curtain. But I think
it's hilarious. He thinks she's haunting him. She probably is,
right girl, Yeah that new girl.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
How dare he move on? I would love that happened
to meeting Because I can't smell anything. I would never
know you revenge, your revengefire. John cannot smell. I can
only smell like I think like really good things.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Well, that's not bad.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, I know. That's why would never smell the rotten.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Milk, right, because you did say you smell Kyle's rotten chicken.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I did not smell her chicken.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
He couldn't and he couldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, I could smell grossue, or I could smell her
rotten chicken. I could smell something else back there, But
I did smell like whenever Grant was here earlier, he
has really good colonic cold smell. When Kyle's making really
good food back there, I can smell that like I
can't smell sickness. Yeah, it's especially it's my superpower, all right, Emmy, Well,
way to get revenge. Just a great, dirty little secret. Thanks,
thanks for sharing it with us.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I have a great day, you too.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Did Emmy?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Just hate you with the nice nice?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Maybe nice?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That's your superpower?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What damn?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Every good girl? It's a little dum she's down.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I gotta taste someth embarrassing I was. I got asked
to be the MC at this stem Cell seminar in
Cabo right a long time ago. I said, I do it.
It's it's next week. And now, as I normally, you know,
I get anxious and I'm nervous and I don't want
to do it. And I was supposed to be on
a zoom with fourteen people on Thursday. And I remember
(03:35):
it was after the show, and I remember, you know,
I got this treadmillet here and I was on the
treadmill and I was like, I can't believe in the
treadmill right now. I feel like I should be doing something.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I hate that feeling.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
And then you realize you were supposed to.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
So i'd pull up at my doctor's office. She's on
the zoom too. She's co hosting the event with me,
and I walk in a lot because that's where my
the gym is a work out and I walk in
and she's like, you weren't on the call. I was like, look, call,
it's just like the zoo. I'm like, oh my god,
I totally forgot. So anyway, this is on Thursday. So
they send me they recorded it. It's twenty minutes long,
(04:11):
and they send it to me last night. So so
now I'm on it. I can watch it and listen
to whatever I was supposed to pay attention to. Right
So I pressed play to watch the video, and the
first like five to eight minutes is then waiting for me.
Oh my god, it's terrible. It's so terrible. Well, you
should be here in a second. That's another thing. I
was gonna say, why don't you text me? But I
(04:32):
got already hear and say, but I'm not your secretary.
So I was like, I had it in my calendar too.
I just never looked at the calendar.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Why do you Why do you not use your calendar?
You need that, you need to use the calendar. I
don't like it, hey, but put things, put things when
they're supposed to happen in your calendar.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I don't know. It was just it was just terrible.
So I got to do this thing. So now there's
this email going back and forth, and and it's next
it's next weekend in Cabo, and like Gary Breca is there, right,
and a hand full of people and it sold out,
Like that's the cool part, right, But now, like I
don't feel comfortable on stage. I hate it more than
anything in the world. I don't think I have the
right words to say on stage. Though Friday, Rich and
(05:12):
I had did an event on Friday at the Bart
Jackson thing. Right. It's Rich and me. I mean, if
there's anything we could do is introduce bands, right, that's
what we can do. I could do that. I can't
MC a stem cell clinic, a stem cell thing, right.
So Rich and I go to Bart Jackson and it's
we have to bring on three bands, right, two local bands,
and then Sammy Hagar who was the lead singer Van Halen.
(05:33):
We get up there and I go, we have stacks
of stuff they want us to say, and I'm just
like and then you know, I said to Rich, so
I'm gonna say we're John Jay and Rich you do
the rest. And he's like, got it, and you're so great, right,
you just toss it to Rich and he does this
great intro. It's freaking fantastic. The place goes nuts. We
walk off the stage and they're like, we need you
back and half an hour to reduce the second band.
(05:55):
All right, we go, you go back on the stage.
I say, hey, thanks for coming out where John Jay
and Rich? And then Rich does his thing and just
just the way he introduced this band was so freaking cool.
And he was like I was like, I was so
pumped for the band. Right, So we walk off stage
and the guy goes, that's not the band. It was
(06:15):
a DJ. It was a girl named Kimmy Kim. So
this Jimmy Kim is up on stage and she's spinning
and they're like, oh my god, that's not because the
way he introduced the band was just so epic.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
I read a little too hot far ahead in my brain.
I was a couple of paragraphs ahead.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
So then it was like, go back up there, and
I go to Rich, Good, just do introduce Kimmy Kim.
So she's spinning and she's doing her thing, and Rich
gets up there. He's like, so put your hands kim
me kid. Whatever. It was great, right then we then
an hour later we introduced the Bright Band and he
did the exact same mentro and it was great. And
then we introduced Sammy Hagar, which was great. So in
other words, I need you to come to combo with you.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yeah, bands I could do. I don't know if I
have the aptitude for stem cells.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Of course, you do the whole missing Arizona pageant.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, you're a great like I don't. I think people
think sometimes because we're here that we can host events
and stuff. I'm not good at that, and I want
to make sure that the people know that Cobbo, that
this isn't what I do. You know what I mean,
I like, I don't like. I don't understand there. Like
at the event on Friday, I was just standing there
at one point where Rich was talking and I could
see people taking pictures and I saw some of the
jumble tron and I was like, standing stupid, and I was.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Like, you did great. The people loved you.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Is it the public speaking that like freaks you out?
Or is it standing in front of people?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's both both. Like I'm in the little room with
you guys in here. That's fine, but this is what
we do. I don't mc events. I don't. I can't
stand it.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
You know, it's good to get be a fish out
of water, I think because it makes the other stuff
get better too. So I think you should do things
that you're uncomfortable doing. It makes you better at all.
I'm uncomfortable here.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Every day we're gonna play game playing or we're behind
with Beaches them. Who's the host? Beaches m oh Nick? Okay,
Hey Sarah, Hi, Hi, all right, So you're playing for
just and Timberlake tickets. It's your Thursday. I feel like
he was just here. Yeah, he was just here.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
He was Yeah, he was here in June. No, he
was in he was here in May.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Now he's coming back. Okay, we're playing Beaches, am Nick
as the host. Are you ready to go? Nick?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I'm ready to go. Guys, I like to theme my
games as you're well aware of what's everybody talking about
these days.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
The election.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, we got a we got a new president,
same as the old president. And so we're gonna do
the top ten songs from eight years ago. Oh clever,
they're not necessarily in order.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
We probably pay him playing right now.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It's ironic enough.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Miguel, Miguel get ready.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
So yeah, it's the top ten trending songs according to
the Billboard Hot one hundred from twenty seventeen. Okay, okay,
all right, so we're gonna star with John Jay.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Job so h oh my god, dance. I love the
dance word, some of the dance word.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Okay, Bruno Mars is correct, Peyton, do you know the
name of the song.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
That's what I like.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
That's what I like, is the name of the song.
No stealing, but good job, Peyton.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
If somebody else would be able to steal the point.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
That's not true, it's not that's literally never how I
played this game. Uh so, John Jay's on the board
with one point, Richard, do.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know show the love Sharingbody's like me coming up.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Follow them on me found him out. I don't think Cheron.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I don't know what sounds it is at Sharon. Anybody
in the room know what that was the shape of you? Yeah,
John Jay the number one song of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Hey, guys, everybody's really impressed. Uh okay, uh Peyton, I.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Don't know who sings that song. That is Zach brast
and a little back on, Okay, a little back on.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I remember this song.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
You're close.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I remember because I remember rump into the guy in
the elevator. You're still good looking, yeah, sham Hunt. Uh
huh yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Body like a back round, body like a back road.
What we're looking for? So nice try Peyton. Yes, we'll
move on to Kyle now.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I don't turn nobody, nobody call up the gang and
they come in the chang co me you River, keep
you with your bad bad that's.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
A CARDI B badaby right Hey.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Go ahead, Peyton, Migos Migos a little oozy Verd.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Because she was married.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
If you're fat, you're French. Okay, So on the board.
Thus far we have Kyle, John Jay, and Rich. We'll
move on to our contestant, whose name is Sarah.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
I know the name of the song is Believer, and
I can't remember that. I'm really glad of the names
of people.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Linda, Listen, you got yourself a point there. We were
looking for Believe.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And it's by the Imagined Dragons.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Oh yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
John j had a real funny imagine dragons joke. We
play that all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Which one dragon, imagine dragon? These nuts.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, it's still so funny after one. After one round,
everybody on the board, but Peyton will move on to
round two, and that's starts with John Jay.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
My left broke just went byra right.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's seventeen. No, I feel like the The Migos one
and this are older.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
It's just that what the top songs in twenty seven.
I know, I'm just surprised it may have come out beforehand,
but that they were just the number one through ten
training songs. Anyway, guys, I don't have to defend this
to you, Rich, let you need to song.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Song oh no change Smokers with UHL.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah yeah, one point there, Rich, you got they didn't
reach the didn't hit under the buzzer there, but you
get at one point. Uh So John Jay in the
lead with three points right now, and we'll move on
to Peyton.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Something just like that.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Okay, boom, wow, you could have gotten three because the
chain Smokers. That's from the Chainsmoker's album. But way to go,
so proud of you.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's a win. Fine enough.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I'm sick to my stomach, Kyle. Okay, louis also good job.
Way to go. Uh and Sarah, if you can get
both here, you're gonna win these. Justin Timberlake tickets.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Not always congratulates.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
Oh, I can't think of it. I'm sorry, I'm really bad.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Okay, I will be going to the show. We were
looking for most pologne waivos in that as well. Congratulations
is the name of the song. I set it up
so I could tell her congratulations. I don't know what
to do.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
We just give it the tickets. Anyway, We're gonna set
you up on hold on, hold on, uh, I have
to tell you, Kyle. I started watching Beast games, and
it's would you look at the whole thing, the Beast Games.
It's pretty freaking amazing what this guy's doing. It's like
shark Er. It's like, I know it's number one on Amazon,
(14:07):
but how is not every single person and an article
in the news talking about it? Like when Survivor came out,
I think it was was it a million dollars for
Survivor still? But now most shows are like half a
million or one hundred thousand thousands, And this dude is
doing five million, not to mention an island in Lamborghini.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
A million here, yeah, and then he offers people five
hundred thousand dollars just to eliminate themselves.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And so I watched the first episode and then I
went to the second episode, and I stopped and I
went all the way to the most recent episode, right,
And so what was cool about that is the most
recent episode goes back to the episode two, and I
was like, oh, it was just there, Like I was like, oh,
I was like there.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I was actually in my bathroom getting ready watching it,
and the kids came in and it's it's pretty appropriate.
So I'm like, okay, I wean't usually if I'm watching
one of my shows. I just turn it off, but
they started watching it and they were like glued. And
now Easton has made us watch every single episode multiple
times because we're waiting for the.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Next episode to drop.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I think they drop Thursday or Fridays, okay, and I'm like,
I need the next episode because I can't watch these
episodes anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
We know who wins this one.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
It's better than the real life squid Game that Netflix
did by a mile. I feel like, Oh, it's so compelling.
The only thing is there for me. There's no like,
you don't really know many of the characters yet because
there's a thousand people competing and they're wiping them out
one hundred by one hundred, so there's not a lot
of personalities to follow.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Ye you know the characters when you watch it.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
There's a gray haired guy that I think my brothers all.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
The Beast games. Are you watching anything elsewich? Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Because of Peyton, I started watching Sex Lives of College
Girls and it is so good.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I know, I told you it's a Mindy.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Kayleig show, and I didn't know they were in three
seasons deep, which is amazing good.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I love that show.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
It is really funny, who's really fun I like the
Indian Girl the best because she's funny, she's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
She's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Timothy, is it on Netflix. It's on HBO Max.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
The lines, the lines are so fast, and actually that
humor reminds me of the way Peyton talks. So I
could see why you love it because it's.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
A top rated show on HBO Max.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, I think it's like number two right now, just
because they drop an episode every week or whatever on Thursdays.
But like Eastern Kyle kadeve rewatches The sex Life of
College Girls, so that is on loop in our house.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Okay, I could see why because the lines kind of
go by fast.
Speaker 8 (16:32):
If you miss them, they show and they just talk
about like real stuff, like real life things that you
go through in college, and it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Also, I finished Severance and caught up on Severance. My
review of Severence.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Really the ending didn't make you happy.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I just can't stop thinking about it. That's the problem.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Okay, so you're not hang you're entrouged by it.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Episode one of season two, well, to me was a letdown.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yes, I will agree, But the final episode of the
first season, yeah, was very satisfy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
But I'm also trying to figure out is that because
you had eight hours of boredom before that, then you
were looking for something and you're like, oh my god,
yes finally, because I think what you do with that
show is you're like, what would it be like? For real?
You know, it's like if that happened, That's how I
look at it all the time, like that would be Well,
it's a really interesting concept. I also figured out it's
hard to explain that concept. It took them seven episodes
(17:23):
to explain. Do you know what I mean? It's a
it's hard.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Are you disappointed because the endings that you guessed were
more interesting than what they actually did?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
No, really have an ending? No, the ending of season one,
I did not expect it to go a way and win.
I thought it was very satisfied with the way it wins. Okay,
but I was ill satisfied.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
I know. I am really annoyed that they there's only
like one episode out and they do it weekly, Like
I feel truly that this is a show it needs
to be bing.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
That's a good point. It should have been dropped all
of it. Yeah, what's coming to the three things you need?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
To know there is some new scams that the IRS
wants to warn you about because like tax season is
kind of around the corner, and you don't want to
get sucked into this because you will lose a lot
of them if you do. I'll tell you what it
is next with John Jay and Rich. Good, aren't your
day with John Jay and Rich?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I wake up with my favorite artist?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Hey, this is Sabrina Carving Terry.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Guys? Is Benson Boone and you're waking up with John
Jay and Rich.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
You got some breaking Bieber news, Peyton.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
So about thirty minutes ago, Justin Bieber clarified that he
was not the one who unfollowed his wife, Hayley Bieber
quote unquote, somebody went on my account and unfollowed my wife.
Ish is getting suss out here, So sure they did,
That's what I'm saying. And also, like, what I found
interesting about this is he said somebody went on my account.
(18:36):
It wasn't like my account got hacked. So I'm like,
did somebody on his team go on to his account
who has access and then unfollow her? Like what is
going on.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Here or or is it all part of the plan?
Because supposedly Justin Bieber's got new music coming out this year, yeah, possibly, Yeah,
and we're all getting pulled into the publicity smoke.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Posting himself smoking weed.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
He's post How'm that odd that he did that?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
And also so I was like, what kind of response
did you think we were gonna give? Because when Justin
Bieber was caught smoking a joint ten fifteen years ago,
we had the same kind of uproar about it.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
If I don't think they're I don't think many people
had an uproar.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
It's like it's legal now.
Speaker 6 (19:12):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (19:12):
Like I saw its like Justin Bieber's doing drugs, and
I'm like, Okay, it's just a little bong rip.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
It's not that serious.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay. What are three things we need to know now,
cob Besides that.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
So tax season is around the corner. It's still a
little early to think about it, but the IRS is
warning you. The earlier you know about this, the better
so that you don't get ripped off this tax season.
So there are three main scams that they're warning us about,
tax avoidance scams, violation scams, and filing scams. The first
one is where thieves claim that you don't pay them
(19:42):
big bucks up front, then you're not good. Or if
you do give them like a big wad of money,
then you're not gonna have to pay a single set
in taxes. High income filers are usually targets of this scam.
Then the violation scam is where a crook will pretend
to be with the IRS and they'll threaten punitive action
against you unless you pay that immediately, saying like your
in violation of your taxes. You have to pay this, this,
(20:04):
and this fee so that you don't get.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Like go to jail basically.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
And then the filing scams are where thieves promise to
file your taxes on your behalf, but then they just
collect your data without intending to file. So you need
to make sure that if you have someone filing taxes
for you, that they are actually legit. So you've probably
seen this all over social media. I know I have
six planets are aligning and will be visible in the night.
(20:27):
Skide starts this week and goes all the way through
February twenty. First, if you look up at the sky
just after sunset from now until February twenty first, you'll
see Mars Venus Jupiter and Saturn in alignment with binoculars,
you'll also be able to see Uranus and Neptune. A
seventh planet, Mercury, will also be in alignment briefly during
that time.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Cool, which is pretty rare.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Super cool.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, So if they say for best viewing, find an
open field or a beach somewhere, and then you'll be
able to see it the best. If you are looking
for like a cool side hustle, or like just a
fun job to try for a while, forty five thousand
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hiring drivers to power their peanut shaped vehicle called the Nutmobile.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Watch out here.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Is a nutmobile. In the same break. We were stayed
at a hotel over the weekend in Long Beach and
it was on Nutwood Avenue, and I looked at Blake
and I was like, ah, Nutwood Avenue A.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Flip Nutwood, Like I said, it pays forty five thousand dollars.
Benefits include covered travel expenses, health insurance, and meal stipends.
They are hiring someone. It will be a year long
gig that starts in June and runs through May of
next year.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
And that's three things you need to know