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December 18, 2024 41 mins
Right before years' end our board has FAILED! Grant rigged a setup but a lot of the show today was Best Of. So for the stuff that we were able to tape (IN SOMEONE ELSES OFFICE MIND YOU) we aired and podcasted here for you so you all had some content for today.
On the show today are the following: BRAT PATROL for a little girl who killed her goldfish on purpose, Christmas Wish, Bella on breaking her proposal surprise, TV Talk on Lisa Frank, Johnjay's solo horoscopes as the board melted down, and Stacks and Hacks! 
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake yours, John Jay and.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack ake?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the Big Boss Dog Snoopy.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Deagle double gigsel Babe boom, what you don't do.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rin ten team.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog last lastly, Big Snoop
Eagle double gizzl in your face to be and in
the place to be.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich Wake yours.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
It's time for Santa's Brat patrol. We have done that
in a while. Hey, none have we ever done that
since you've been here.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
I think I have been here for one brat patrol.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think we did one last year.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Good.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
What we do is we have a survey. We have
a connection with Santa Claus. So we get Santa Claus
in the studio and he talks to kids that are
kind of being a little rough, little misbehaving, and Santa
scares him straight. So we got mama on the phone. Clara, Hi, Clara, Hi,
tell us a little bit about your daughter.

Speaker 7 (00:50):
Well, her name's Celas. She's four years old and she's
in pre school and we've been having a little bit
of issues with her. She's spit on a friend and
pushed them off the monkey bars.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Uh she killed the goldfish in the pre K class?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Oh how did she kill the gold Did she do
on purpose?

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Uh? Yes, she poured the food in a whole jr
of food and she thought it was the funniest thing ever.
And she did it, uh quietly so that no one
would see her, and then the other children noticed that
the fish were.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Should maybe have her talked to a sheriff for a
police officer instead of Santa Claus a serial killer profiler
I ever talked to Grant.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Wow? Okay, so is it okay with you?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
I mean Santa and his elf get it's to scare
her straight, So don't expect it to be nice, soft
and cute, right right, Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
Do what you have to do because it's not working
here at home.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
You're calling in the big guns.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
Yes, wow.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
And I don't think Santa's ever had this kind of challenge.
I better watch out.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I mean if I were sinking the elf, I'd be
afraid of this kid.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
And you do this wrong. Santa does this wrong. I
mean this could set her on the path on a
killing spread. Okay, all right, Clara, I want.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
To patch her through. Tell her that you're going to
talk to Santa Claus. Does she care?

Speaker 7 (02:16):
Yes, she does care. She's very anxious.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
She's right here, maybe very sticky. Can go strangle reindeer together?
All right, let's patch her through.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Are you on the phone?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Say hello you, sas.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Celast she's scared.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
She just put the phone up to her ear and
tell her she's talking to an elf.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
Now now, no, they want to talk to you. She
doesn't want to talk to Santa Apo.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's there.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
She listed Santa Clause all the way in the north pool.
I've got a list of presents that you might like.
I was just trying to go over them.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Is this Harry Sanna's Celestia?

Speaker 7 (03:15):
Does I want to talk on the phone?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, I only have so much time. I'm busy in
the workshop making toys. It sounds like you're what are
you pooping over there? Celeste? I'm hearing this grunt cutting
off along.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Will we have to talk? Because you know what, Celeste,
this is your last chance. I've got a naughty list
in a nice list. Guess which list you're.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
On the nicest or.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I gotta hear more than a grunt here?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Let me help, maybe, maybe she'll have fun. Does she
want to hear stinky drowning elf?

Speaker 8 (03:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Sure, have another alf over here if she want to
hear that, come on, so let's kill some alves.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh that was twinkles. Twinkles.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
All right, Clara, I guess is not happening.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's okay.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
You know, we used to send a flaming bag of
reindeer poo down the chimney, but now I think you
just want to hang out with baby and be a
young boy and go just.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Do it just I think we need to get our
finger printed right away for the future.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
All right, Clara, thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
Sorry, Christmas, Merry Christmas, Thank you, Bye bye, Sure.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
No problem, drive through. I have your total window.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Spella. Good morning, Hey, good morning. How are you good?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Good good, good, good good. I understand you have a
very unique situation. You want our help, and we're debating
on whether we should help you or not. I'll tell
you why if you tell just tell us, You tell
us your situation, and then we'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
We'll you why.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
Okay, Well, I mean okay, so I just know my
boyfriend is going to propose, and it's either going to
be on Christmas or New Year's I really don't know
which one, but I'm pretty like I just know what's
going to happen. But it's driving me crazy because it's
so obvious. He's been dropping hints left and right. I
can just feel it in my gut. But I need

(05:24):
to know which day so you know, like my nails
can be perfect. I need like a fresh and done manicure,
you know, like you know how important that is?

Speaker 10 (05:32):
Yeah, because if it's on Christmas, then you can do
it before Christmas and itself fresh, but then there's.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Like a whole week in between growth comes.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, so you want us to call your boyfriend to
find out when he's going to propose?

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Yeah, just you know, just get it out of him
about like which which like important day it's doing.

Speaker 11 (05:53):
Okay, there's a few questions though, How sure are you
that what he's talking about is a proposition and not
something like, you know, a Christmas surprise somewhere like a trimmy.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
How sure are you that it's a proposal? One hundred percent?

Speaker 9 (06:08):
I'm like, yeah, one hundred and ten percent. I mean,
just like just the comments he's been making and shows we've.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Been watching, like he even like.

Speaker 9 (06:17):
I saw him looking on Instagram at.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Tuxedos and whatnot.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
So to me, it's obvious, isn't there a.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Little bit of you though?

Speaker 10 (06:26):
That's like you're kind of ruining the surprise, right.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
That's the discussion we're having, Like we don't really like
to do that to a certain degree. Right, It's like,
it's not like your boyfriend, what's his name?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Your boyfriend? Oh, his name is Kai, like Kai.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Like if we get him on the air and he says, yeah,
actually I'm gonna propose tonight, then we've ruined his special
day and he's.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Probably working really hard to keep it a secret, like
we need.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
A disclaimer from you or whatever that says. I mean,
we're not responsible. Like honestly, the four of us in
you're talking in you, I don't want to do it
because I feel like our audience is again mad for
us ruining this guy's proposal, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Well, I think I see your point. It's just that
it's it's not going to ruin anything, because if anything.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Mine, it is going to ruin something.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
If a radio station called me before I proposed, my
wife and I remember that day I proposed to my wife.
If she knew was coming, it's a whole different thing, right, Wow,
she probably would have been happy.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
I just don't want to be blindsided.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
And he knows that I don't like surprises either.

Speaker 9 (07:25):
So he would. I mean, if anything, he'll just be like,
oh yeah, that's that's BELLA doesn't want to want to
be surprised.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (07:34):
It still feels like there's so few awesome surprises left
in life. You know, to let that one just be.
I know that's not your nature. It might be worth
it for you just to wait and see what it happens.

Speaker 9 (07:45):
I mean, should I just get my nails done every
other day?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't want them to be chippy. I gotta get
my hair done.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I get the text are coming in right now. Don't
do it. Don't do it. Don't ruin your surprise.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
Oh my god, now do you think they're texting? Don't
don't do it because they don't want us to ruin
the surprise for her, or they don't want to ruin
it for him.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
I think for him, because you guys work your butt off.
Either way, Look, if.

Speaker 10 (08:10):
You want to do it, if it actually turns out
to be a good thing and it.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Makes him less nervous.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Anybody is upset because we do it. It was brought up. Okay,
so we are protected. Okay, does that sound fair?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Beella totally.

Speaker 9 (08:22):
I'm basically forcing y'all to do this.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
This is all on you.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Okay, all right? So Kai, all right, We're gonna call
Kai and what do we do? It's sound like a
war of the roses right this going on?

Speaker 6 (08:34):
No, I wonder if you can be like, hey, we
you know, caught when you might be proposing soon. Your name,
your email, or your numbers showed up on this site.
What do you What do you think is better should
we Should you propose on Christmas Day? Or is a
proposal better on New Year's e?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Just call him and go, Hey, Bella wants to ruin
your special surprise.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Did you see the letter? The letter I posted on
my Facebook.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
It says, Hey, guys, I'm really nervous about something I'd
love hearing your your help. I'm in a serious two
year relationship and I'm ready to propose. She lives at
home with her family, and her family loves me. I
was thinking about doing it on Christmas when she opens
up the gifts with her family.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I'm gonna hand her mind drop to a knee in
surprise her.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
That's what this guy is saying, right, And my post
was like what should I tell this guy? And all
these people are like one guy says that, one girl
says it's a bad idea, and then twenty five comments
are like do it, do it?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Do it on Christmas?

Speaker 12 (09:28):
The way he set it up is what I'm saying
is OK.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
I can say I posted this on Facebook and everyone's
asking me, I got I got a DM saying that
you might be proposing soon.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, or something like that.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I don't know. Use it like that. Figure some out.
Let's call Kai.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
All right, so we're gonna take a quick break, Brollo,
We're gonna come back and call your boyfriend and see
if he's proposing on Christmas or New Year's Eve? All right,
that happens next with John Jay and Rich, John Jay
and Rich. We got Bello on the line. She wants
to know for boyfriend, Kai's proposing on Christmas in New

(10:08):
Year's if she wants to ruin the surprise. Now, you
can't get mad at us. We've already vetted us out.
We went over and over and over it. There's a disclaimer.
We are not responsible for ruining this proposal. So we're
gonna call him and I'm gonna ask him about his
advice on a letter I posted on Facebook about a
guy who wants to propose on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
So, where do you stand on this? Good? Okay? I
like it?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's good. Hello? Hey, is this kuy?

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (10:43):
My name's Peyton. I'm with John Jay and Rich and
we just wanted to talk to you on the radio
really quickly this morning about a few things.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Okay, Hey, So this is gonna sound crazy, but I
posted on my Facebook, this is John J. By the way,
an email from a guy who's asking for advice because
he wants to propose to his girlfriend on Christmas morning.
And I have a whole bunch of comments of people
saying it's a good idea, some people saying it's a
bad idea. And then I got a direct message from
somebody and they gave me your phone number and they

(11:11):
say that you might be in the same boat. So
I was going to ask your advice on whether it's
better to propose on Christmas morning or New Year's Eve,
And if you're going to do it. What day are
you picking?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I honestly can't even think about proposals or marriage or
anything like that. Like that's that's the last thing on
my mind right now. Like I've actually been trying to
figure out how to break up with my girlfriend after
the New Year. So I really don't think I'm the
best person to help you out.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Wait what.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
You're not proposing?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Wait? What is going on?

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well the person that emailed me about that was your girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
I mean I've been over here like planning my life
with you. Like I've literally been fantasizing about you asking
me to marry you under.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
The Christmas tree or like on.

Speaker 9 (12:02):
New Year's Eve, and you've been secretly plotting to leave me.
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I wasn't plotting it.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I just.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I don't know how to bring it up. Like it's complicated, Okay,
Like I don't want to do this right now, like
the holidays and everything. We can just talk late today.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Okay, you're astle.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Didn't mean to lead you on, all right, It's just
everything's just been feeling off and I don't know how
to fix it.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Like, okay, hey, let me just recap something real quick.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
So I understand correctly, Bella thought you were going to
propose on Christmas or New Year's Eve?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
You want to break up with her? Yes? Yes, did
not see that come out all and Bella, you're just
kind of chortal, chortal chortal. You don't seem to like,
oh okay, well you're not.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
You're not crying, you're not upset he wants it's Christmas,
you're going to be alone?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I mean, help him.

Speaker 9 (13:02):
I'm in shock. I just don't know. I feel so
stupid right now. And I mean, come on, Kyle, you
know how this is gonna look to everybody, right my mom,
she's gonna freak out.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
So what do you want me to do about it?

Speaker 9 (13:20):
I don't know. I mean, we're just gonna have to
fake this ship, Like we're gonna have to fake this
whole relationship until after the holidays.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Kiss.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I don't know, Like, well, can you work it out
instead of faking it?

Speaker 11 (13:31):
Can you talk about like what you might need from
the relationship that you're not kidding?

Speaker 9 (13:37):
I mean, that's I guess that's up to him, because
I'm over here thinking that if we're moving towards that stage,
because we're just falling more and more in love. But
how if I'm so wrong about that? I really don't know,
Like what the food? I really don't want? I mean,
we have to just get through the holidays. For my
insanity at this point with the language.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, but honestly, that was pretty much like what I
was going to be doing anyways before you had sent
this all.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
So you did ruin it because if you wouldn't have
called us, you wouldn't know that he was going to
break up with you after the holidays, and then you
would have a nice happy Christmas in New Year's break
and then sometime middle of January break up with you.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Now you ruined it. It's a reverse proposal ruined.

Speaker 10 (14:21):
Yeah, yeah, just ripped the band aid off, have no notice, okay.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
But like coming, I'd rather just not be made a
fool of yeah, like and then the day's past, like
Christmas in New Year's and you don't propose I'll be.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
But now you have to fake that everything's okay. You
see what I'm saying. Terrible, terrible. I was against it
from the beginning, but.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Listen, Bella, you started this, you called us. But I'm
twenty six, I've been with my boyfriend for four and
a half years, and I do think he's probably gonna
be proposing, you know, within probably here, I don't know.
But here's my point, Bella. If he were to be
planning to break up with me an X amount of times,

(15:10):
like I would probably want to know sooner rather than
later so I can start my healing journey.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's a good point.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
I would take this as like, yes, this sucks, that
is not what you wanted to hear. It sucks to
get your hopes down or to be let down like
that and get your hopes up.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
But like, look at this this as you you're out.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Now you can go and find someone who isn't going
to drag you along and fake through through the holidays
and just try to you know, b s you through.
So it's okay, look at this as it's an okay thing.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Sure, I don't feel that way, but that's true.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
It is true. You're not going to waste any more
time with them. Yeah, all right, well listen I know.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
From underai afraid Hi, thanks for jumping down the air
with this man.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Man. Yeah, thanks, yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Thank you, Bella. All right, have a great day, both
of you. Christmas. Wish this wasn't a Christmas way.

Speaker 11 (15:57):
No, I don't know what Christmas might be was a
war of the Christmas wishes.

Speaker 13 (16:02):
Christmas wish hey wake left.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Earlier this week, I brought up a show that I
started watching Amazon. It was like the whole Lisa Frank documentary,
and we all grew up with Lisa Frank stuff. And
I was so shocked because, you know, our show started
in Tucson, like my wife's in Tucson right now. My
son goes to u of A and Tucson, and I
remember hearing that Lisa Frank was based out of Tucson,
and I remember one point their company sent us a

(16:30):
bunch of stuff. Well, then Kyle Infad goes and finishes
the documentary. It's number one on Netflix, it was. And
so then Andrea sent a text about the Lisa Frank
documentary and reality. What do you got, Andrea?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Hi, good morning, good morning. So the quick story is,
so it within the last few years, my sister went
to go work as her assistant, and you know, we
were all excited for her. I'm from Tucson originally too,
and we thought this was a great opportunity for her.
So she so she so did she and then slowly

(17:06):
but surely over the course of the month that she
was working there, she would call me just crying. And
at first, if you know my sister, she's like the
sweetest person in the world, and at first it was like, oh,
I screwed up, I did this, or like, oh Lisa
pointed out that, you know, I didn't know this, or
I didn't do this. But then it just there's a
pattern that became clear that was just like, no, she's

(17:29):
gaslighting you like she would. She's very passive aggressive. She
would say things like, oh, she would get mad at
you know, if my sister couldn't read her mind essentially
and be like, oh, it's not your fault.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
You just don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Any better, you know. It just things like that that
over time really wears you down. And I just it
was really hard seeing my sister in tears all the
time about this because she just never had like a
good day essentially, and she worked crazy hours and the
salary was awful. It just it really changed how I

(18:04):
viewed this a frank because I was completely surprised, and
on top of that, there were certain things I'm not
going to go into it, but like that she pointed
out that I was like she's not that great of
a business woman.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
That like literally corroborates everything in the documentary.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Is her sister in the documentary?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
No, no, no, no no, I don't. I don't know if
my sister was interviewed or not. I don't think she was.
I think she would have told me she was. But
I haven't seen the documentary, but I remembered on Reddit
seeing someone reaching out and being like, hey, I'm doing
a documentary. Does anyone have any experience good or good
or bad?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
So, was she like passive aggressive or was she just
like very blunt with it, Because it's like, I feel
like those are two different people, you know what I mean?
Like people who are passive aggressive and are consolationing jobs
at you. I feel like it's ten times worse than
the boss that's like, you're no good at what you're
doing right now, let's get it together. So, like, what
kind of vibe was.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
She It sounded like she was really passive aggressive, and
on top of that, there was a lot of power dynamics.
So her son works with her, one of her sons,
and my sister was kind of put in the middle
all the time because they were both like, we're your boss.
But it's just like in a work environment and you
need to kind of have one person you answer to, right,
because then if there's two people, there's a lot of

(19:25):
problems that get created with that. And sure enough, like
they would contradict each other all the time, and my
sister would be in the middle of it, and then
they'd get mad at her for it.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Oh sorry, do that, that's crazy Now.

Speaker 11 (19:37):
I want to watch the documentary though, because well because
of you and your sister.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Also her son in the trailer for the documentary, is
there not a bad person too.

Speaker 12 (19:45):
One of her?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
No, not really.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I didn't see a lot about the son.

Speaker 10 (19:49):
In the documentary, the one that Andrew is talking about,
because he didn't do the documentary.

Speaker 13 (19:55):
The other son.

Speaker 10 (19:56):
I believe the first son was Hunter, that's their older son,
and then Forrest, the younger son, who's probably is the
one who works with her, because Hunter, the older son,
is like BFFs with.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
The dad, like was on the dad's side, wanted to
go live with the dad.

Speaker 10 (20:08):
Left it that like thirteen or fourteen.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
To go live with his dad.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
So Hunter and Forest, yeah, because their last name was Green, Hunter,
Green Forest Cream.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Does your sister have anything on the sun's fun. Does
she have anything on the suns?

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Well, that was it? I think it was. It was Forrest. Yeah,
that's the son that works with her, and that was
that was the power dynamics that would he wasn't as bad.
But then I've heard from other people that we've run
into into song as much as my family's still there,
that were like, oh yeah, my, I think I think
someone had an electrician or someone who did housework, I

(20:45):
don't remember what, and Lucidfrank kind of either stiff them
out or just treated them really poorly. So again there's
other people that are corroborating this that there's no reason
for them to lie to U, Like if we're chatting right.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Totally right, Okay, Lisa call Us, She's still alive, right,
that's how okay? So Lisa call Us eight seven seven
ninety three seven one o four seven full lines are
open just for Lisa Frank.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
So record yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Andrea, thank you
for calling in and thanks for listening.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Thank you so much, John.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Jay and Rich what's up? John J step for horoscopes, Stacy, good.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
So we're gonna try to do horoscopes right now Peyton's predictions.
But the thing is Peyton's microphone doesn't work. Kyle's microphone
doesn't work. Rich's microphone doesn't work. Only my microphone works.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Is that because you're so cool?

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah? So I don't know you can hear them in
the background. So I was like, you know, i'll do horoscopes.
So Peyton gave me her screen. So I'm gonna go
over a horse grope. So what's your side?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
It's cancer cancer, you guys?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
The third one I can see you? I cancer? Oh
it was today. I can't hear you your.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Holiday Christmas holiday Spirit animal okay for cancer cancer, the
soft heartwarming best of you who's low key emotional but
keeps everyone's spirits up. They're the friend melting over a
Hallmark movie and you just can't help but love their
wholesome energy. Oh, Rich, Spirit Animals, Frost and Snowman's awesome.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I have a great day. Thanks for playing along. Sorry
that you.

Speaker 8 (22:26):
Couldn't hear everybody, right, Love you guy.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Bye. What's the next person's name? Tracy? Hi? Tracy, Hi?

Speaker 7 (22:37):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
What's your sign?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Capricorn?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Capricorn? Well, I want to tell you, first of all,
it's a pleasure having you on horoscopes, letting you know
that Peyton's microphone doesn't work, Kyle's microphone doesn't work, and
Rich's microphone doesn't work. So okay, let me get let
me give you your Your Christmas spirit animal is a
Christmas tree. Oh okay, because the Capricorn is steady, reliable

(23:03):
and holding the holidays together, the backbone of every tradition.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Ah well, have a great day. Thank you for calling in.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Okay, let me do you guys in the studio. Let's
see is there anyone here who's a Leo. Leo doesn't
need to be the center of attention, they just are.
Everyone's looking at them like, wow, you're gorgeous. Because the
Leo spirit animal is the star, the angel on the tree,
typical virgo elf on the shelf. Virgo's got low key

(23:39):
mastermind energy planning, observing and making sure the squad doesn't
mess things up. They're the friend holding all together while
looking adorable, handsome and sexy.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Libra snowflake Libra is pure aesthetic snowflake, as unique, as
pretty as the snow falling on a perfect winter day
with big boobs. They're all about harmony and beauty, bring
a good vibe to the friend group, like an actual
snow globe. Your snow globes. Yes, she is Pisces. Where's

(24:13):
Pisces in here? Oh, Pisces the snow globe. You're the
snow globe. Piscey lives in a dreamy, romanticized Christmas fantasy.
They're all about the sparkly lights. They don't understand the holidays.
When it's where a Christmas sweater to work day, they
wear a normal stupid black sweater.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Clueless. Wow, this is so dead on. This is so
you anyway. That's John Jay's horoscopes. All right.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
So my Christmas wish is that we get our microphones
working so we can do a Christmas wish. Hopefully Christmas
wish coming up next.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I was even just found for a med sh It's
the John Jay and Rich Christmas wish.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
John Jay and Rich time for Christmas wish. We have
Tiffany in the studio. Tiffany, this letter you wrote is
about two people.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, married couple.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
How what are we called? Do we get both of
them on the phone? We're getting one of them on
the phone. Can just who were getting on the phone?
Joint Okay, tell us a little bit about their situation.

Speaker 13 (25:16):
So I met them about a year year and a
half ago, and they're just such a sweet, kind carrying
human beings with infectious smiles. So we instantly bonded.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
We both have.

Speaker 13 (25:27):
High functioning autistic sons. They're from the Northwest, and so
we just became a close friendship. And then they had
a really bad motorcycle accident and yeah to where like
she was life flighted, had to go to the hospital
rehab and they just never ever complained and they still
don't complain, even though they've had some other medical setbacks.

(25:51):
They they never complain and they never expect anything, which
with me being a medical social worker, sometimes people aren't
as kind and generous they want people to do things
for them. So it was just really nice to you
know that they still keep that positivity and and just
support for everybody.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
So they have no idea what we're doing, right, nothing.
So she's at home, Okay, all right, well let's call her.
You guys ready, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
It's on the very special day. Oh yeah, oh, it's
a special day. What's going on?

Speaker 13 (26:21):
It's their wedding anniversary.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
We're zipping in just in time.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Then, thank you.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Say you say said O quick hyle Okay. I know
that I could hear her and I saw her mouth talking.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Oh, hi, is Joline there? Please?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
This is her?

Speaker 11 (26:47):
Hey Joline, it's John, Jay and Rich. We're wondering if
we could put you on the radio with us for
just a minute.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Please.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeah, of course, So, Jolene, Tiffany wrote us a letter
about you, and we asked her to come in the
studio and read the letter to live on our radio show.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Do you have a minute?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Okay, go ahead, Tiffany.

Speaker 8 (27:10):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (27:10):
Dear John, Jay and Rich, please help Jolene's family. In June,
while doing a benefit motorcycle ride to support a friend,
the worst thing happened. Joline and her husband, Derek Spike, crashed.
Both suffered very serious injuries. She was in the hospital
and rehab for several weeks. Her husband has recently been
able to return to work, but Joline is still going
through rehab and even has to walk with a cane.

(27:33):
They have a fourteen year old girl, and they have
an eight year old boy with autism who needs extra
care and support. At Thanksgiving, their only vehicles tires were
showing mesh. Friends were only able to provide them with
different use tires to get them through the next few weeks.
Even while struggling financially to provide basic things, the family
remains positive and caring. They never complain, They always show

(27:54):
love and gratitude. There's no way for them to have
any sort of Christmas without some extra love and support.
Please grant Joline and Derek this Christmas wish.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Oh my goodness, that was very very sweet of you.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
You deserve it well.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Joline, we'd like to grant you a Christmas wish. So okay,
that means we have some goodies for you and your family.
Let me tell you what we're going to give you
for Christmas. The United Food Bank has donated turkey rolls,
produce stuffing, canned goods with all the fixings for a
haughty meal for your whole family.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
That's so incredible. Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
We also got friends at Spinanto's Pizzeria and Family Kitchen.
They know they donated seventy five dollars for a family
pizza night.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
That's really incredible.

Speaker 14 (28:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
We got you a bunch of Christmas tree decorations too.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Oh my gosh. All right, Ca believe this is happening.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
So we got a couple things for your kids. For Arianna,
she's fourteen, Yes, we got her one hundred dollars a
gift card to dsw for some shoes.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
One hundred dollar gift card at Macy's a super hard
kid for painting and drying.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
That'd be perfect.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
A makeup bag.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
And makeup picked out by our shopper, bath bombs, face masks,
and ten piece lip glass kit and headband for skincare.
We got her vision board and how about this, a
five finger death punch poster.

Speaker 12 (29:39):
That is amazing.

Speaker 14 (29:41):
You got her Fujifilm camera with a case and film,
a photoclip, hanging lights for the bedroom, JBL tune seven
to seventy, noise canceling headphones, a journal with colorful pens
and some new betting for a queen futon and a
flower throw a blanket that's for her.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
That's amazing.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Well we got stuff for your boy too. He's eight.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Yes, we got him a hundred dollar gift card to Coles,
one hundred dollar gift car to foot Locker. Oh that,
a portable speaker. We got him an Amazon Fire tablet,
Oh wow, on the go, Minecraft activity and Minecraft logo set.

(30:28):
We got him some Spider Man stuff and some Marvel legos,
a NERF blaster and a Nerf Pro Grip football in,
a remote control Monster truck and red race car sheets
and extra bedding for his twin bed, Wonderland holiday throw blanket.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I'm welcome.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
We got some stuff for mom and dad, so for you,
one hundred and fifty dollars to massage envy and a
spa basket from Uptown Meta Spot Chambler.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Sorry, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Now for your husband, Derekkin, brand new Expert Girl, five
burner propane gas grill and a four piece barbecue tool set.

Speaker 9 (31:18):
Oh my gosh, that's so amazing. Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Our friends at Bertuccio Farms are setting you up with
a Christmas at the Farm experience of the whole family.
It's a really cool thing. And this is a big one.
Our friend Tony Williams from Big O' Tires he's going
to help the installation of four brand new tires for
your car.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Thank you. It's been a very, very challenging year. So
this means so much. We were so concerned about our
kids being able to have Christmas in this year affecting them,
and so thank you so much for being able to.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Help provide that for them.

Speaker 12 (32:09):
Then for us too.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Oh there's some more things we got you too.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
We got you two hundred dollars gift card to Target,
two hundred dollars Visa gaff card, Visa gaff card, Visa
gas card, and some two dollars Via gift card for groceries,
right I know, and a fifty dollars gift card for
a fun night out. And we also got you categories

(32:35):
and Yatzi and then we got just seven piece Queen
betting set.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
That's all for you and your family.

Speaker 9 (32:44):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Marry Merry Christmas, Joline, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
This is amazing.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
You guys are so wonderful, and thank you and thank you, Tiffany,
I love.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
You, love you.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Well.

Speaker 11 (33:01):
We figured it was just a Nika time for you guys,
So instead of waiting to give that to you a Christmas,
if you open up your front door, our little elf
Jess is out there and all that stuff is waiting
for you right now.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
Oh, why everybody. Hi Toleen, Hi Derek.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Hi.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
You may have seen me drive by a few times
this morning.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Hopefully you didn't, but it's so good to be here
in which you guys are weird for this. It's very
very Christmas, you guys.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Christmas.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
I also have Chris here.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
With United Food Bank.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
If you guys want to come out and see everything.
Thank you got.

Speaker 8 (33:45):
You know.

Speaker 11 (33:51):
I got to tell you this was especially touching for
me because my wife did all the shopping, and sending
her out to go buy a five finger death punch
poster was really morning. She's like, where do I find
a four man karate chop poster.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
He did an amazing job chopping.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
He kicked everything out for you guys and your kiddos.

Speaker 7 (34:11):
We've got everything from United Food Bank.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
Here too as well.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
And then we've got a big old girl for dad
on the way.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Julian real quick, not onlie, Merry Christmas, but happy anniversary anniversary, Thank.

Speaker 9 (34:22):
You anniversary today. Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 7 (34:28):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
It means everything.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (34:36):
Christmas.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
It's time for stacks and hacks, you guys. I have
stacks of information and Rich has life hacks. Now the
beauty of today's stacks and haxes. I haven't pre read them.
I like to call this back in the day, rip
and read.

Speaker 11 (34:55):
Just like everybody else, Like the week before Christmas, everybody's
kind of we're just kind of doing it.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Phoning it in. Yeah, not phoning it in. I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Okay, had some technical difficulties and I've been, you know,
at the tower, trying to fix everything.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, that's right, all right.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
If parents are right about this, kids on the naughty
list can breathe a little sigh of relief. Eighty seven
percent of people with kids that think their kids are naughty,
they say it's overblown that Santa will probably bring them
presents no matter what.

Speaker 12 (35:26):
That's funny actually, because Easton yesterday he was fighting with
Addy and I was like, oh, you guys, gotta be
careful because Snowflake is going to go to the North
Pole and tell Sanna about your behavior. And he's like, Snowflake.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Can't see us in the car.

Speaker 10 (35:38):
I was like, Jesus, scout elf, that's what she does.
And he's like, yeah, but even if I'm on the
naughty list, like I'll still get presents.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
And I'm like, how does that work.

Speaker 10 (35:48):
He's like, because there's already presents under the tree, What
Santa is going to come steal those presents? Y?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
You know what he's happened is the Snowflake the alf
the shelf. She'd pop in the car.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
One day, No right where he sits.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Have you guys seen these viral videos there on like
TikTok and Instagram of people who are going on airplanes
and are traveling and basically their elf on the shelves
find their way onto the airplanes.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
And that's good.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
You're in these really cool little containers.

Speaker 12 (36:15):
You got this genius.

Speaker 14 (36:17):
That's genius.

Speaker 10 (36:17):
We went out of town this the other week, went
to the JW Star Pass and I had full on
plans to have Snowflake join us.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
She forgot, she's a lazy elf.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
She turned out to be get one of those little
containers to put the alphe there in pink the blue
like it lost oxygen.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
That's terrible, turbulous, tough on the elves.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Back to stacks and hacks.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
When people say they don't want a gift, one and
four actually do want a gift, and a few they
were gonna be upset if you.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Don't get them something. I bet those one and four
the women, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Don't need anything. I don't need, but you bet you better.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
That's so much The.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Pole ask people how good or bad are you at
wrapping gifts?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Two thirds of America say they are good at it.
One intends say they're very bad. I'm very, very bad.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
Listen, you don't have to wrap anything now because of
the advent of the gift bag.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
That makes everything so much easier.

Speaker 11 (37:12):
You put it in the bag, you put a little
thing around it, and then you hand it off your
paper thought.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
But you know what Easton's teacher is doing, like an
activity book gift exchange with them. She wanted him wrapped,
so I brought ours in in a gift bag.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
And she's like, hmm, that won't work.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Oh okay, sorry.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Is this Mexican food?

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Taco Bell is adding crispy chicken nuggets to its menu
tomorrow for a limited time. They're coated and breadcrumbs and
crushed up tortilla strips. It's amazing and that's what makes
the Mexican I think Taco Bell now is a whole different.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Category of just taco.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Taco Bell is fantastic, but it's not Mexican food, right,
you know what I'm saying. By the way, I went
to this restaurant yesterday. I told you guys about this
restaurant the other day. It's a Hawaiian place that opened up,
and I'm really addicted to it.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
It's delicious.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
I don't want to say yeah because I'm not going
to go on a positive ivid right now. Their food
is fantastic, but their staff, like I was like, you know,
you order food, you get in a sty from container,
and you get a scoop of macaroni salad, you get
a scoop of rice, and then you get some rice,
and then you get the chicken on top.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
They have like ten different types of chicken, and I
just want the chicken. I don't want the rice.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
So I'm like, can I just get the chicken and
they're like, I'm sorry, you can't.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
You can't get chicken all the cart you can just
you can.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Buy it at per pound.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
And I said, okay, then can I get half chicken
and half the other chicken?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
And they're like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
You can't, and I'm like, all right, then I want
to get just rice and then I'll get two things
of chicken.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
You can't do that. I mean, it was so like that.
I don't know, let me check, and they go back
to the managery. Magic is back. We can't. That's what
the restaurant should be called.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Why we can't?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
This is a heated debate.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Is it not cool to bring a Great Dane on
a flight assuming the airline allows it.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
And you buy a whole row for your dog? Is
that cool? Or is that not cool? I guess I
think that's fine.

Speaker 13 (39:06):
You bought the row.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I think you buy the row, You do whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Yeah, the average workout takes forty seven minutes. If you
include pre and post workout routines, that could expand to
nearly four hours, but forty seven minutes. Grant, I wonder
how he feels about this. A Columbus funeral home is
going to become the first in Ohio to get a
liquor license. The owner says, my role in his position
is to kind of be a party planner for the dead.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
That sounds awesome. That's my dream job.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
Yeah, yeah, basically death party planner.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You had it all right there right there in front
of you.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Let's speaking of dead.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
A website claims that South Park has killed Kenny one
hundred and twenty eight times one hundred and twenty eight.
That's ninety eight times on the regular series, fourteen times
in specials and shorts, and twice in South Park Movie,
and fourteen times in video games.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Oh my goodness, you killed Kidney.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
One more thing about Grant, Grant. Did you see the
trailer for the Karate Kids Legends?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah, dude, I'm so excited.

Speaker 15 (39:55):
This is what I thought about you all the worlds together,
so nuts. It looks tight, dude, Daniel Larusza looks great.
Do you remember they did sixty too? They redid Karate
Kid with Jackie Chan. Yeah, so Jackie Chan is in
this Because someone get their phone.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'm like, what is going on?

Speaker 11 (40:12):
Is the moon is that?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I don't know?

Speaker 12 (40:15):
I thought it was yours.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It sounds like you phone, it's grand skit on the bottom.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
That's my phone.

Speaker 11 (40:21):
Yeah, you got an alarm set.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
It sounds like, yeah, but I got nothing going on.
Well maybe you do.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Maybe that's why you like it.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Why do I have a time on?

Speaker 12 (40:33):
I don't have an iPhone, so I definitely don't have
that noise.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
I was like, it's not mine anyway.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah, anyway, Karadate Legends. FX has canceled the Jeff Bridges
drama The Old Man. Second season was terrible. So anyway,
what do you have for life? Patrick?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
All Right, so I'm just curious.

Speaker 11 (40:53):
Everybody in here wears deodorant for the most part, right, Yeah,
does anybody not wear deodorant?

Speaker 6 (40:58):
If they if you don't wear deodorant, stay away for me.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
Okay, how do you put on your deodorant? And when
do you put on your deodorant?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Peyton, I put on my.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Deoter in every time I shower or anytime I'm about
to go do something. Okay, So when I wake up
in the.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Morning or in the morning, do you put it on
before you go to bed?

Speaker 15 (41:11):
Well?

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Yeah, because I shower at night.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Okay, So you're doing it right.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
So they say, if you have to wake up early
and you're not necessarily a morning shower, that the thing
that you should do is put on your deodorant at
night because it's way more effective throughout the day.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
It's stopping that nervous under arms sweat. Okay, So you're
you're the only one that's doing it right. I only
put it on in the morning.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
So pretty fresh, all these years you are fresh with
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