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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Weak your ass up, John and Rich what's cracking like?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
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your face.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
To me and in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich ass one.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
O four seven Kiss FM, John Jay and Rich. It's Friday, guys,
the last day of January. Our phone numbers eight seven seven,
nine three seven one oh four seven. You can text
our show Text jj R and your message to nine
six eight nine three. Start off by talking to George.
What's up, George? Thanks for holding Hey, ho, you do
I understand you have a crazy confession.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah, it's well, it's it's kind of crazy. So right
before me and my wife got married, me and her
mother actually at a wild, crazy night stop.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
How did that?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah, we were actually out at the club, just hanging out,
and you know, my wife got a little well before
she was my wife, she got a little too drunk
and then we kind of just took the party back
to the house. And one thing led to another and
we ended.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Up that's two. That's one thing led to another. Yeah,
you gotta because that doesn't happen like one thing led
to it, like what happened?
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Like you and the mom had to have been flirty before.
I mean it, I'm not out of nowhere to hook
up with your girlfriend's mom.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, well I thought we were just always cool like that.
And yeah, I'm just a natural flirt I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And Okay, it's just so your girlfriend passes out and
you and the mom do it right there? Do you
go upstairs in the bedroom? What do you do? We
went to her room and then you tear it up
and then you wake up. You spend a night in
the bed?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah I did, woke up and then left.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay does your girlfriend know? No, she doesn't, So now
she's your wife? And how long you been married?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Seven years?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
And have you and a mom hooked up ever since?
Do you guys ever talk about it? Do you look
at each other? Do you make a little like eh
something like that?
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Or no?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
No, we just act like nothing never happened.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
That's the only way that a great story. It's it's
just too much.
Speaker 9 (02:11):
Were you guys intoxicated, Like does she remember?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Uh, she remembers. I didn't really remember too much until
like a couple of days later, she's like, do you remember,
And I was like, not really, move.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
I believe I did the whole crazy thing about this.
I was like, you say that you went to her
room and like, I don't know. I feel like the
parent room is forbidden, Like you're not supposed to go
in the parent and you went in there and you
hooked them with her.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's a great confession. George. Thank you, Yeah, thanks for
calling in. Yeah, I love you guys, Love you too. Brother.
I remember I in college there was this girl I
had a crush on. I had a crush on a
high school but in college we we could you know, connected,
and it was awesome. And then many many, many, many,
many many many years later I saw her at a
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function and I was talking to her and I was like,
I can't remember how it came up, and she was
like what, she didn't remember. It wasn't the best night
of my life. I was just so excited that this
had happened. And she's like, because then I found out
later she'd done like, you know, four or five stints
in rehab and she opens it. So I think I
was one of those flings that happened while she should
have been her rehab. It was good for me though, yeh.
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But I felt terrible because I thought it was magical.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You really had a connection.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, So listen, It's Friday, and you got the Super
Bowl is next week or the week after next week,
next week. So I put together a little game for Friday, right,
So who's playing in the Super Bowl, Kyle?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
The Chiefs and the Eagles?
Speaker 10 (03:43):
The who the Chiefs and the Eagles?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The Eagles Are they a bird?
Speaker 10 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The Eagles of birds. Oh good, it is Friday. I've
got a game for you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's Friday, and John got a game for you.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Here is a quick trivia game of other birds. This
is bird trivia Peyton Batman's sidekick. Yes, Kyle, this is
the bird you flip when you're in traffic or experience
road rage. Yes, Rich. This NBA legend known as the
Hick from French Lick played for the Boston Celtics and
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is considered one of the greatest basketball players.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Of all time. Larry Bird. Yes Rich.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
This giant live bird is Peter Griffin's longtime nemesis, often
engaging in length lengthy fight scenes.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Is an Ostrich.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No the chicken, the chicken Peyton. This Looney Tune bird
is always running away from wild e coyote. No Kyle
the roadrunner, Yes road Runner. If he catches you, you
threw Kyle the name of these three identical mischievous nephews
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of Donald Duck, Oh Huey Dewey and Louis Yes Rich.
This character is the mascot of Fruit Loop cereal and
is known for his colorful beak.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Han Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Peyton. The first Lady of the United States from nineteen
sixty three to nineteen sixty nine, was married to President
Lyndon B. Johnson. Birdie close cover Rich. Do you know
Lady bird John Lady Bird Johnson Kyle. Americans traditionally eat
this bird on Thanksgiving Turkey, Yes Peyton, big yellow bird
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from Sesame Street, Big Bird Rich. This nineteen sixty three
song by The trash Man features the lyrics A Well,
Everybody's heard about the bird, and became famous again after
being featured in Family Guys.
Speaker 9 (05:43):
Yes, Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Peyton. This little yellow bird from Looney Tunes, Yes Kyle.
This type of bird is the mascot for the football
team in Baltimore Ravens. Yes, Rich, this was the bird
the seagull in Little Mermaid. Oh, this bird had a name, Kyle,
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little yellow bird from Peanuts. He's Snoopy's friend. Yes, Rich,
This snowy owl services Harry Potter's loyal companion.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's like he haig's worth he uh something with an
h am. I close headwig headwig, Mickey Mouse's duck friend,
Donald Duck Peyton bugs Bunny's duck friend.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
D Yes, Rich, bird name for the avenger who's going
to be the new Captain America. The bird name Peyton
Peyton the hawk no falcon, the once popular app where
you throw birds named bomb, Red, Terrence, Bubbles, Chuck, hal Matilda, Stella, Mighty.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Eagle, angry bird.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yes, Rich, let me try this again. Harry Potter's snowy
owl headwig. Yes, I have a really really, really hard one.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I think.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Why is cracking parrot from Aladdin?
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Oh Payton, Yes, jogging.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yes, very good. And that's my fun Friday Birke game.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's Friday and John just got a game for ye.
Speaker 8 (07:21):
You've got questions and we have four unqualified people to
give you answers.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's John Jay and rich.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
One the three things we need to know.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Tragically, everyone on board the passenger jet and black Hawk
military helicopter that collided near Reagan National Airport lost their
lives and what they're calling the deadliest air disaster in
the United States since two thousand and one, sixty seven
people now listen to this, this is crazy. Just twenty
four hours before this crash, another American Airlines flight had
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to abort their landing due to a helicopter crossing and
its flight path at the same airport. Turns out, at
the time of the crash, there was only one air
traffic controller doing the job of two staffers. Although the
National Transportation Safety Board says it's just too early to
tell whether it was human or mechanical error that was
at fault for the disaster, Obviously they're gonna have to
keep investigating now. Twenty nine people lost their lives in
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the California wildfires. Callous people lost their homes, and last night,
the Big Fire Aid concert featuring musical acts, first responders,
and those who've lost everything came together to raise money
for the victims of the fires. From Billie Eilish on
stage with Green Day, Olivia Rodrigo, Katie Perry, No Doubt, Gaga,
and more. I mean, the lineup was so extensive the
concert had to be held in two separate arenas. You
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could see it basically on all the streaming platforms and
on our iHeartRadio app. You can still actually get the
fire Aid playlist on our app. Turns out they raised
sixty million dollars leading up to the show, and then
Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Balmer and his wife Connie
pledged to match all the donations made during the live broadcast.
That means that you two's million dollars donation was worth
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twice that amount. Now all the proceeds are going to
those affected. This is kind of cool. The first of
its kind AI powered hotel is coming to Vegas. The
Autonomous Hotel is set to open this summer. Each room
is powered by AI and personalized for everyone who stays,
so they start with a digital check in. They have
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an e butler and they say your stay will be
customized to make you feel at home.
Speaker 10 (09:26):
And if you're creeped up of the AI, don't worry.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
The hotel has people in all the positions that a
normal hotel would and if you don't like the technology,
you could just shut it off, opt out and stay
as if it were a traditional hotel. The Autonomous Hotel
is going to start taking reservations this coming Monday for
this summer. And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Time for hors Vibe today.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Earlier this week, Katy Perry announced her upcoming tour, the
Lifetimes Tour. So I'm going to tell you the Katy
Perry song that matches your vibe. And if it's your
birthday today, it is Aquarius season. So you are an
Aquarius and you share a birthday with Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Ooh, okay, good morning, Cheryl. What's your sign?
Speaker 11 (10:04):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm a virgo.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
Oh just like John j Okay virgos. The Katia Perry's
song for you is Hot and Cold because you're hot. Yes,
I love this song, Virgo. There's a little bit of
an emotional turbulence this week for you, and Hot and
Cold reflects your inner conflict in the need to find balance.
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So take a step back and reevaluate what you truly want,
focus on your goals and make sure that you're not
being pulled in too many directions.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Hey, that's a good reading.
Speaker 12 (10:35):
And to be honest with you, it does.
Speaker 13 (10:37):
It does sound very relevant to me right now.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, I feel hot and cold. I also feel bipolar.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I if that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's what that means. That means.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (10:50):
If you had called in five minutes, you would have
gotten a totally different meme for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
All Right, thank you, Cheryl, have a great day.
Speaker 13 (10:57):
You're welcome you as well.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But Hi, Carly, what's your sign?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Hi?
Speaker 13 (11:01):
I'm a Sagittarius.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
Okay, Sagittarius. The Katy Perry song for you is waking
up in Vegas. That's that's what you get. Yeah, Sagittarius.
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Life is an adventure for you, and you are ready
to take risk. Waking up in Vegas represents the thrill
and the excitement.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
That you have.
Speaker 9 (11:30):
So whether it's a wild decision or a new journey,
right now is the time to take a leap of
faith and see where it leads you.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
Awesome, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Welcome, Thank you, have a great day, you too, Jasmine, Hello, Hello,
what's your sign?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (11:50):
Pisces like rich, Well, the Katy Perry song for you,
guys is firework.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You're gonna.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Yeah, my Pisces, you were bursting with creativity and emotion
this week, and Firework represents the explosion of your inner
beauty and expression. So let your feelings flow and be
open to the magic around you. Trust that your dreams
and talents are leading you towards something amazing this week.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Thanks, Jas, have a great day. How about for Kyle the.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Libra of the group, Yeah, Kyle, our libra of the group.
The song for You is ET going into the You're
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feeling out of the world right now. ET reflects your
desire to connect with something beyond the ordinary. This is
the time to explore new ideas, philosophies, or relationships that
push you to expand your horizons. So don't be afraid
to embrace the unknown. Say I love that.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
Okay, that's a good song too.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, Mario, what's your sign?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (13:16):
Let's do cancer? Yes, okay, my cancers. The Katie Perry
song for You is unconditionally condim congression. I love You.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Kind of sounds like a Christian rock song done it.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
It's a pretty song. I really like that song. And
cancer for you, guys, love is in the air and
you're feeling more open than ever. Unconditionally speaks to your
ability to love deeply without judgment. Whether you're in a
nurturing relationship or finding self care, it's time to embrace
vulnerability and trust the process. So sorry to tell you, Mario,
your daughter probably got a little crush out there somewhere.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Second accepted. Okay, thanks for calling in, all right, thank you.
I feel like that song. I've never heard that song before,
and I feel like it'd be perfect this summertime. Is
it called air conditioning? Air conditioning? How about for you?
Speaker 9 (14:18):
For Leo's well, Leo's, we actually are kind of on
the same wave as Pisces in this song for us
is firework? You go, yeah, Leo, Our time to shine
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is now and firework is the anthem for the weekend.
So you're ready to light up the world with your
creativity and your passion and your energy. Just don't be
afraid to stand out and let your unique talent shine
because the sky is the limit for us. Leo's right now,
all right?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
If we get to your sign, they're all post it
on our website at jhn jyn Rich dot com. You
want to know what Katie Perry song is you, John
jan Rich dot com. I want to workshop a game Okay,
maybe someday this could be a game for us, but
right now it is a game. But I'm gonna workshop
but to see if it sounds good on the radio
by doing it on the radio. Okay, I'm calling this
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game sound ridiculous. Okay, I'm gonna give you a name
and you have to do the sound of that thing. Okay,
so it's like sound effect theater. Okay, right, Rich, I
know that you used to have to play this instrument.
So I want you to tell me what an accordion
sounds like.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Pretty good, Okay, you would know that was an accordion.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Peyton, What does a doorbell sound like? Kyle? What does
rugby sound like?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Something like that sounds like jiu jitsu to me, because
you know they get into a little scruffy little thing turtle.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, Peyton, what does a kangaroo sound like?
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Booing? Moo mooing.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Do you think a kangaroo sounds like that?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
You go to Australia kangaroo.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
I don't know a kangaroo noise.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's the point to try to get creative, to come
up with a noise that can you imagine trying to
sleep out in Australia. He boing, boing, boing, all over that.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You know, I'm gonna get playing paint a little credit
because every cartoon I've ever seen with a kangaroo, ny.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
Boy, Thank you, Kyle.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
What does a zombie sound like?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Is he pooping?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That's pretty good? That's very that's very walking dead, very
walking dead.
Speaker 9 (16:53):
Rich.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
What does an earthquake sound like? Oh? Okay, Peyton. What
does giving birth sound like?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
He did this. I've heard that once or twice, Kyle.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
What does a hamster sound like?
Speaker 9 (17:20):
I like that?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Rich? What does horse racing sound like? Peyton? What does
scuba diving sound like?
Speaker 9 (17:38):
Kyle?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
What does a boat sound like?
Speaker 12 (17:41):
Hmm?
Speaker 10 (17:42):
You think of what type of boat? The sailboat would
be right, and big ship would be like ah, and
the s would be like.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Very good. Rich. What's pac Man sound like? I'm doing Mario.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
Different game?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh yeah, that's good, Peyton. What does golf sound like?
For cow? What does a harp sound like? Rich? What
does sucking sound like?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Just listen to the first hour of.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You listen to this big right, hey, and that's the
sound delicious game soundiculous? Just testing it out, testing it out.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
It's the John Jay and Rich Radio program two names four.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Hosts and a whole lot of fun eats, John Jay
and Rich.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Time for stacks and hacks. I go for stacks of information.
Rich has life hacks. A website called Holler put together
a list of artists that could and make you should
go country in twenty twenty five. If I say that
to you, is anything that pops in your mind of
any artists that could go country in twenty five?
Speaker 9 (19:09):
Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Miley Cyrus is number one.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
Oh yeah, she could totally pull out.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
She's like a total country girl.
Speaker 10 (19:16):
Yeah, she's got that Dolly Parton influence from Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I think your dad at one point was one of
the biggest country stars in the world.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
Think that, and I mean, like Miley Cyrus, that was
like country artists and then you thrown handle Montana and
that's what Maeter poks.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay. Number ten is Kelly Clarkson on that list, which
I could see that too. She just could do anything.
Tate McCrae is on that list, ed Shearon creed. Okay,
maybe to the tune of hire we call it Can
You Take Me Hunting?
Speaker 15 (19:39):
Can You Take Me?
Speaker 12 (19:41):
Ten?
Speaker 16 (19:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
That works. Dua Lipa is on there. Pink is on there,
Sabrina Carpenter, Teddy Swims, He's got that mash up with
Thomas Rhett that was really good in Chapel roone number two.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
I can see Sabrina Carpenter going the little country. She
has one song on her newest album called slim Pickens
and it is so country.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Twice she did that on SNL. Yes, and I actually really,
you know, justin Timberlake was pretty close with the Christapleton song.
That's just like it's just didn't really good fully gold there.
It was kind of like in the middle somewhere you
could go country.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
When was the last time any of you, guys, Kyle
Peyton rich ate at a McDonald's like last week? Last week? Oka?
Speaker 10 (20:16):
Yeah, I would say probably a couple months ago.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
According to Business Insider, eighty five percent of Americans eat
a McDonald's at least once a year. Now. Is there
anything healthy to eat there? By the way, I love
McDonald's love. Here are the healthiest menu items you can
order at McDonald's. There are health things of vanilla cone.
It has five grams of protein, fifteen percent of your
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daily calcium. A mcafey, how do you say? Mcafe America?
Speaker 9 (20:43):
Cafe like it's coffee.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
McCafe, McCafe Americano. It's a caffeine fixed with zero grams
of sugar. A hamburger. It has healthier nutritional makeup compared
to other burgers. And then there's the mccrispy, which is
fried chicken. It is an ideal, but it's only four
hundred and seventy and it comes with twenty six grams
of protein. The egg McMuffin is number two and has
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three hundred and ten calories, seventeen grams of protein. And
apple slices. That's number one. The hell that makes ample slices.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
I remember when McDonald's used to put the little caramel
sauce with the apple slices. They need to bring that back.
Yuh Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It's Friday, and people online this is a fun thing
to talk about. They're talking about which body parts would
be the least licked.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh, feat ear.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
A lot of people are saying the first thing that
comes to mind, it probably should be on this list,
but you know, let's know what, okay say wait, wait
where wud you say? Painting the ear? Inside the ear
is number eleven gross, so gross Number twelve is the
nape hairline, the hairline at the back of the neck.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Well, why would you These are the least like that.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Let me say your nose.
Speaker 10 (21:52):
No one wants boogies in their mouth. No, let's see,
gotta be on there.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Number ten is ankle. Number nine his fingernail. Least likely
places to lick. Try some who said nose inside the nostril,
and it's only number seven. Number six is elbows, which
is funny because my kids went through a phase where
they would lick your elbow and you would feel it,
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you wouldn't feel it. They would do it at dinner
all the time. It was so weird.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
I did that one time and the person's elbow I
looked was all ashy and it cut my tongue. Drama
with the cut my tongue, but it felt that way.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
The least licked body part tonsoles is number five. The
front of the knee is number four. The back of
the knee, which is called the knee, the knee pitch.
Number two least licked body part is the scalp. And
the number one least licked body part, which is probably
the true winner here, is underneath the eyelid. Sure, how
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do you get to that one?
Speaker 9 (22:52):
So it's kind of gross, I know, licking in general grosses.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah, Rich, what do you have for life hacks?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Have you ever known the people that seem to live
the longest are kind of grumpy. It's because sarcasm isn't
just wildly entertaining, it's actually really good for you. So
in this room, I feel like, John Jay, you might
live forever. Study show that using sarcasm increases oxygen flow
to your brain, which helps your mind stay super sharp
and stops you from overthinking everything. Sarcasm is also looked
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as the most creative way to problem solve.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You totally got this.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
You're gonna live forever. Congratulations, and Kyle, stop being so
half glass full. It's gonna kill you. The gotta be
more sarcastic, So light up the sarcasm. And if you
want to know how, check out our website Johnjaynrich dot com.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Yeah, if that last segment offended you, I am really
really sorry. Please email our management at your mom at
iHeartRadio dot your mom dot com.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's John Jay and Rich. So you know, we do
second It update every Tuesday, and we always hear excuses
why someone's bailing out on somebody else. So there's been
some weird reasons why people don't go on a second date.
And then I saw this list of hobbies that real
hobbies that people do, and one of them on this
list was something that came up on a second update.
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So I thought, I'll go around the room and I'll
give you the hobby and we discuss whether they are
dating deal breakers. Okay, Now, for example, a doll collector.
I think that came up with a second Day where
there was a bunch of dolls in a room. So
this is a guy that he has a room filled
with antique porcelain dolls that he talks to sometimes. Is
it creepy or quirky?
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Creepy?
Speaker 7 (24:42):
I know who, Like, there's one thing you'd be like,
there were my grandmas.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I inherited him.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
But to be like hello darling, Yeah, deal breaker or not?
Taxi dermy enthusiast. She found out he spends his weekend
stuffing dead animals and probably displays them in his living room.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Creepy because he's an enthusiast. If he just that's weird
to me.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Is it a deal breaker?
Speaker 10 (25:06):
I would say red flag?
Speaker 17 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:08):
Maybe not deal breaker like like inter with caution.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, So Kadeem starts stuffing animals and put it in
your living room.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Oh yeah, well we've been together for five years, so
if he decides to start stuffing animals, now, yeah, I
have a problem with.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
That because he also, like on the flip side of that,
you don't know, it's like did that run in his family,
and that's like his thing from his grandpa passed down.
Speaker 10 (25:26):
To his dad passed down him.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
Because then then you could go, okay, I could kind
of see why you're so excited about He's.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
A real hobby extreme cupeon her the story is she
discovered he spends hours clipping coupons and has a basement
full of canned goods he got for free.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
Yep, sign me up, thank you. We can save a
buck over here.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
I'm into it.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, okay. Snake breeder. He casually mentioned on his date
that he has twelve snakes in his house and breeds
them to sell online.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
I'm gonna pass on that one to sell them online,
because you know I would be okay with that.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, but then one day you're in bad line and
also you feel stuff a couple of snakes got out.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Anything it would have to have its own room and
I would be okay with it if it was bringing
in money and paying for rent.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Ghost hunter. He carries ghost hunting equipment and claims to
have made contact with spirits. Dear deal breaker or adventurous.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
Deal breaker for me, I don't need those spirits in
my life.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Like who, like what spirits are attaching to you that
are then going to probably come like.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Creep on you.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
That doesn't sound fun.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
I want to endure it, like actually, like maybe has
a thing for your man and now they're coming for you.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh yeah, no, no thanks, oh like a like a
ghost side piece.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Competitive eating. This came up on a second up they too.
She realized he's training to break a hot dog eating
world record. Impressive or gross?
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Would say impressive?
Speaker 9 (26:47):
I think that. I think that's gross and I and
that's a new feeling that I have because I watched
Nick do a brought Worst eating competition and I was
repulsed by him, disgusted. So I don't think I could
do it. It's true, And I told him that as
he was shoving down the Glizzie, I was like, this
is disgusted.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Didn't you do it too?
Speaker 9 (27:06):
Yeah? I had one and I ate it like a lady.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Why would you eat it like a lady when you're
in a hot dog eating contest to lose?
Speaker 9 (27:13):
I know I was gonna lose. It was literally dunking
everything in water and just sludging it down.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It was so he was trying to win.
Speaker 9 (27:20):
It was so gross.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
So no, oh, jem me throw one more away. This
true story. This is a real hobby. He's a moth collector.
He showed her his framed collection of moths and enthusiastically
described their species. Is he unique or unsettling?
Speaker 10 (27:36):
I mean, I think it's kind of odd, But I
don't know if that's a deal breaker.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I think it's kind of unique. Have you guys ever
been to that Butterfly Wonderland.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, it's a little weird.
Speaker 9 (27:44):
They do like a cool little thing on butterflies and moths,
and I think it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I only think of the moth for some reason of
it's on the poster of Silence, Silence of the lambs
because they were fighting moths in the dead bodies. Sounds
so unsettle for me. I think for guys when you
go over all these like for the women, like we
just were around the room and you were very open
about what was a deal breaker for a guy. I
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think he'd be like, well, ha hot is she? Yeah?
I could deal with the MOK like there.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Sure, Drew Bond's great, you're saving me money. Snake's cool.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Like took me a second to register that you said
how hot is she? Because at first I thought you.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Said, ha ha is she?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I questioned her hobby? Anyway, I might. I got a
whole bunch of these. They're true. We'll go around the
room again, maybe Monday, maybe next week, who knows. And
if you've got one, she is a text text jj
R and whatever the hobby is, that was a deal
breaker for you. It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
You come for the John Jay and Ridge. But let's
be honest, if you stay for Kyle and Peyton, it's
John Jay and Ridge.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
John Jay and Rich. Hi, Ray, Hey, hey you're on
the air man. Thanks for holding Oh, no problem, So
what's up?
Speaker 15 (29:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I was just okay.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
So every time I go to my girl's place, right,
she leaves her diary on the table, on the coffee table.
And I'm not closed, not tucked away or anything. It's
just like literally wide open, left it open with a
pen sticking out of it. Just sitting there like a trap.
So it's it's like without fails.
Speaker 16 (29:29):
She she leaves the room.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
And she's either in the shower for like thirty minutes.
She's either like taking some important phone call, and I
swear she's just she's just like testing me and I
don't know. It's it's then does she want me to
read it?
Speaker 11 (29:47):
Or is she.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
You know?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
I no, she's definitely testing your hiding camera somewhere in there.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
You read that thing, you're done, Obviously you pass because
it's still out on the table, so you have to
take it a bab. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
I just feel like either way, it's a total mind
game because I feel I haven't touched it. I mean,
the temptation is real, though. I part of me wants
to grab a pen and just write if why I
didn't read this while you were gone?
Speaker 16 (30:25):
How she reacts?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I think you take a red marker and highlight her
errors from the spelling her that, Oh, is that not
what you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Did you mean breath or breathe here? I can't tell. Well,
we got we got that. We got two official females
who probably both have it had diarrhea. So I'm wondering,
is there any part of this girl that doesn't care
if he reads it or not and is just leaving
it on the table because she is an open book.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Maybe, or maybe she's like literally writing nice things about
you right, Like what what.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Does she does she write in the diary when you're around?
She like writing and then looking up at you and
then writing again, or like what's her vibe when it
comes to diary?
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Sometimes it seems as if she's just looking to see
if if I'm looking at her, if I'm looking at
her while she's writing. So I don't know if it's
that she's anticipating that I'm trying to see what she's writing,
or if she's just trying to be cautious. But honestly,
I'm not sure whether to bring it up or keep
playing it cool. But at this point, the diaries in
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the relationship more than I am.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
If she's writing in it when you're there, could you
misunderstand your relationship? Could she be your therapist? Like I
can't see like you're writing what someone's there, Like like
if you said or watching it and then you say
south and she goes, I'll be right back, and she
starts writing you're looking at you like that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
No, I could see that because like if you guys,
you know, if you're in a serious relationship and there's
a lot of downtime, you just are yourself.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
I feel like I remember, like I used to.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Journal a lot.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
I remember, I haven't in a very long time. I
just don't feel like I have time for it. But
it was a very good outlet for me. But I
do remember being in a relationship and knowing my boyfriend
was going to go through it and writing nice things
on purpose.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
I had a date. It was so great.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
And when he's thoughtful and like dropping hands.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
We used to read Kyle's diary on the air Peyton
brought so we takes snips. I was like obsessed with
it was so fascinating, especially she wrote the dialogue and no,
not the one at the cooking event when he yelled
at you for you slept without a vine. I did
not sleep without a movie. When you go back quote,
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I remember yesterday.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
I want to.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Run a break to sleep without a movine like big
there's like a cooking festival going on, and.
Speaker 9 (32:57):
I want to hear they is I actually don't.
Speaker 10 (33:01):
I don't know where they were.
Speaker 7 (33:03):
I mean I would bring them in.
Speaker 9 (33:04):
Yeah. I only wrote in like one diary when I
was younger. I was probably in the sixth or seventh grade,
and I only wrote one journal entry, and it was
about my now current best friend, about how much I
hated her and how much I disliked her, and how
much I didn't like playing basketball against her, and how
mean she was.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
But I bet you that was such a good outlet
for you emotionally, just to like write it on paper
and let it go.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
About it because we both used to write mean things
about each other.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
And I my father told me to get a journal
to start writing. So when I was twelve, I started
writing a journal and I decided to give my journal
a name, and the journal's name was Jake. I was like,
dear Jake, and I would tell a story. But the
first thing I said in the diary was like, if
anybody ever finds this diary and you turned it into
a movie, here's who I'd like to play. See Thomas Howell,
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He's the Outsiders. Look like I've triged you someone finding
like the diary vand Rank Turn is a movie. What's
it called? A Boring Life from a twelve year old.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Ray.
Speaker 9 (34:11):
I wouldn't read her. I wouldn't read her diary.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Don't do it.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
You can ask her, but don't, don't. Don't.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Yeah, we're all we're all unanimous on that one.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, we're all right. I have a great day. It's
John Jane Rich.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
I'm so glad you're here as the person who currently
occupies your attention. I would like to thank you for
listening to John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
John Jay and Rich, Meghan, thank you so much for
holding hie. Megan said this a text about something really
really embarrassing, and when she tells the story, you guys
have to put yourself in her shoes, Right, Megan?
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Right?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (34:48):
So?
Speaker 14 (34:49):
I have like a side gig in the morning before
my big girl job. I work at Orange Beery at
the front desk, and I've been there every day this
week and morning, like really early, and I think I'm
getting too comfortable because I went to go use the
restroom and I was finished. I was washing my hands
and I looked over and I realized I didn't shut
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the door.
Speaker 10 (35:16):
Was anyone else in there?
Speaker 17 (35:20):
No?
Speaker 14 (35:20):
So it's just like a one bathroom thing where you
just close the door, and it's.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Just you and like the toilet, right, but like people
were in the gym at the time.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh yeah, absolutely, imagine you're sitting there.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Hey yeah, how quick does the panic set in once
you realize you just did everything with the door open?
Speaker 14 (35:45):
Well, I was like pants up at that time, so
I was fine, but I just started cracking up and
one of the coaches was like, what is so funny?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I had to tell her, you like, what do all
you people do to my house?
Speaker 17 (35:59):
You know?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Sometimes I've caught myself when I'm walking down the hallway
to go to the bathroom. Sometimes I've like started to
disrobe before I get into the bathroom and stopped myself like,
oh my god. I'm like halfway pants like are unbuttoned
in and I'm starting to pull my own and I'm like,
oh my god, I need to turn the corner. You
had to go in the door, like oh yeah, so
I've stopped myself doing that. I'd be embarrassing. Well, thank you, Megan,
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thanks for sharing that story with us. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (36:22):
I thought you'd like that.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, I love it. Thank you. Eight seven seven nine
three seven one four seven. Maybe you have it was
an embarrassing story. A work story. What do you guys think?
Where should I go with it? Go somewhere with it?
Speaker 10 (36:34):
Kyle, let's just hear embarrassing story.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Just embarrassing stories general.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
What you know?
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Do you have one? I've been trying to avoid this.
I can't believe I didn't tell you guys this, but
when a couple of months ago at Love Pup family fest,
I accidentally punched our boss in the face, screaming and
jumping for the band, and I wanted to die.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
I was like, did you make like actual hard time contact?
Speaker 9 (37:01):
And I just ran away, like I did it happen?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
There were like two things embarrassing in your story. You
punched our boss the face and you're screaming and jumping.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
For the.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
What the hell's wrong with you?
Speaker 9 (37:12):
Had to like, yeah, but it was very embarrassing. And
I haven't brought it up to him and I haven't
brought it hit him, you said. I was like, oh
my gosh, I'm so sorry. I was like, oh my gosh,
I got you good. And he was liked.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Eight seven seven nine three four seven, it's John Jay.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Oh cool, your scanner stopped. It's John Jay.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And Rich I tell you you have an embarrassing story
for us.
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
What happened?
Speaker 13 (37:40):
It's so embarrassing, I like almost can't even tell it.
Speaker 12 (37:42):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (37:43):
It was like one of my very first days at college.
So I'm out, you know, a little community college class.
I just you know, you just think you're awesome when
you starts cool. So I'm sitting in this class. It
was like some kind of like little small music class.
Someone next to me farted this huge fart. I was
so more to fight for them that I turned beat red.
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So everyone thought it was me, and I was like,
what do I do now?
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Right?
Speaker 13 (38:09):
It's like, why else would I be embarrassed? That is ridiculous?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
That is that is so funny.
Speaker 13 (38:14):
I didn't know what to do. I was like, okay,
like obviously you can't do anything about just being mortified.
So I just I was like, oh my god, don't
make eye contact with anyone. It just I remember it
like it was yesterday, and this was must have been
twenty years ago, you know, awful.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Have you seen the videos going viralight now? The people
on the airplane where somebody had gas and they're planet
so bad. Everyone's got their shirt over their nose.
Speaker 13 (38:40):
No, and that's like I would never. I would just
never toot in public.
Speaker 18 (38:43):
It's just not my thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I was like, I was like, what do I do?
Speaker 9 (38:47):
Don't say you are not saying it's several times.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
You let her let it out every day, Doctor say
you gotta let it out. It's it's healthy, it's good
for you. Well, thank you, Kelly, Thanks healthy, Thank you
have a great day. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 18 (39:02):
Hey you too, for sure stop just yelling at the radio.
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Call us eight seven seven nine three seven one o
four seven.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Good morning, Phaedria, thanks for holding Yeah, Hi guys, I'm.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
All right.
Speaker 11 (39:19):
So I'm having a baby in a few weeks and
my husband told me he doesn't want my mom or
sister in the delivering room. And I get that they
can be a lot my family, but also they're my family,
you know. So he's saying he just wants it to
be about us, the two of us, and doesn't want
them ruining the vibe, which it's fair. But now because
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of this, like I'm just stuck in the middle. And
my mom's definitely going to take it personally, that's the thing.
And my sister, she's a type to show up anyway
and insert herself like she does with everything. So I'm
not trying to make this a whole thing, like really stressful.
But I also don't want to deal with the drama
right before he about to give birth, Like I'm trying
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to stay calm over here. It's it's just a mess,
and I really don't know what to do. So that's
why i'm calling.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Is your husband's concerns about your mom and your sister
for you or because he doesn't like them?
Speaker 2 (40:17):
I think it's both.
Speaker 11 (40:18):
I think like he keeps saying it's about us, and
he wants it to be about us, and it is
about me too, because he knows that I can get
triggered by their energy at times. But I feel like
for the big stuff like holidays and for these life events,
like I want to push through and have them there
because they're family. But I think he does know how
it takes a toll on my system and they annoy
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him in those circumstances.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Can I give you a different point of view from
the dad point of view, which I could be something
like it's a very emotional, you know, as you see
your child come out, whichever way it comes out. But
I think maybe it could be that he's embarrassed or what.
Does want to show this extreme vulnerable side of himself
when he starts crying. If he's crying and crying crying,
he's like your mom AND's sister staring at him, maybe
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he might think they might think less of him or something.
It's just it's just very vulnerable. So you know, he
might be like, I'd rather can we just make this us?
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (41:13):
Interesting? I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (41:18):
I mean, he definitely hasn't shared that with me, but
maybe that's because he feels vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
It's tough.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Do you want your mom and sister there?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I do.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
I also, like do get where he's coming from.
Speaker 16 (41:30):
But like.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
I guess, I just don't want the drama of having
to deal with it. Like I said, my sister is
going to push back and probably try to show up anyway,
and so like she's going to show up, I wanted
a not to be like drama reasons.
Speaker 17 (41:46):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, did you have people in the room with you
when baby was born?
Speaker 7 (41:52):
No, because there was only one Like with Addie, there
was only one person allowed because it was a sea section.
It was like an emergency sea section, and then the
other one happened like four or five in the morning,
so you but I was in the delivery room for
all my sisters when they had their kids, and it's
like it was a really beautiful moment that they shared
and it was never really like an issue with a husband.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
So labor like, hey, I'm going to labor and you're
there like it's for.
Speaker 7 (42:20):
No no, but like for me, I'm I'm kind of
leaning more on the side. Is like if you want
your mom and sister there, you get your mom and
sister there because that's they're also like even if they
do like there's still like a form of support for
you too. And it's like almost like I kind of
feel like your husband has to like understand, you know,
because it's kind of like I feel like it's your call.
Speaker 9 (42:43):
Yeah, I have a hard time, like I guess, having
something to say about this. I'm twenty six. I don't
have any kids, so I can't really relate. I wasn't
there when my sister had her babies either, But like
if I put myself in your shoes immediately at first,
I'm like, uh, you can have whoever you want in
that room, right, Like that's your body, that's your thing.
And then I'm kind of like, okay, Well, if my
boyfriend was like, I don't want your sister and your
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mom in the room, I would feel some type of way.
But also I would understand because my parents, my mom
and sister can also be a lot and I can
relate to that. But I don't know, maybe to John
J's point, like I don't know how close you are
with your mother in law, but maybe give your husband
that option, like if you want your mom here too,
and you guys can both have your mom, and then
might he be he might be happy with that. I
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don't know, Like this is really hard for me to
comment on, Like I have no idea about this world.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
So I just like, don't like the position that you're
put in being in the middle dealing with that extra stress,
because like you're already with kind of a lot.
Speaker 10 (43:39):
And if you because if you were.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
To say, yeah, they will stress me out, it will
cause a problem, then yeah, then here's what you say
to your husband.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
You go deal with it.
Speaker 7 (43:48):
You tell them that I don't like, I don't feel
right and I want.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
To preserve that.
Speaker 7 (43:52):
But like when you said, you do kind of want
them there. To me, I'm like, then you get to
have them there a story.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
You're right, I want to stress when you're a baby, because, yeah,
because I.
Speaker 17 (44:04):
Don't need extra stress.
Speaker 11 (44:05):
And I also I feel like, and I get my husband,
I'm really close to my family stuff. I think he
like really treasures our alone time. And I think the
thing that like if I reassure him too, that like,
once the baby comes, it's about him and me and
the baby, nesting and really getting to be just the three.
Speaker 17 (44:21):
Of us and then having boundaries with like mom, sister
looks to you on the other side when we're ready.
But like I think that might I don't know, maybe
help him wrap his head around this moment being shared.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, well, good luck, Phadri, thanks for coming to us.
Speaker 11 (44:36):
Good luck with the baby was really good feedback you guys,
Thank you all right, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Thanks for listening. Yeah, it's John Jay and Rich. Don't
tell anybody.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
John Jay and Rich gave me their personal cell phone number.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Where is my freaking phone.
Speaker 8 (44:50):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
It's John Jay and Bridge.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Allen has something that his wife ruined for him, and
we're talking about and his mom ruined the movie Alan,
What did she ruin for you?
Speaker 16 (45:04):
So when we were dating, I had a receipt call
from Zales and I was right next to her, so
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll be on my
dentist appointment, and so I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 15 (45:16):
You know, She's like, who's that. I was like, oh,
it's a dentist, and she's like okay. So she's like, hey,
she's taken out, and uh, you know, I went outside
and lo and behold, she got on my phone, called
that last number that I had called and they're like, hey,
Zel's and so, yeah, she actually knew I was going
to propose. She just didn't know when.
Speaker 16 (45:37):
But yeah, she's I'm telling you man, she's a secret agent.
She does not like because so but no, her birthday
was yesterday and actually stayed home yesterday for her birthday
and so that surprised her. But yeah, from then on,
I learned that she's definitely a secret agent.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
So when you proposed, she said, I like, I know
or I knew, Like, how did she When did she
tell you?
Speaker 9 (45:59):
That?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
She called Zails?
Speaker 16 (46:02):
So like right after that, because it was about two
weeks after I uh got the ring and everything that
I proposed because we had went away with our moms
for the weekend in New Mexico. And she's like, yeah, uh,
I knew you were going to propose. I just didn't
know when.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Man, I'm like, what she ruined it? But she didn't
trust you so much. She called the number after you
said it was the dentist. She's like, I'm gonna make
a sure that's the dentist.
Speaker 12 (46:25):
She did.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yep. All right, man, that's great, Alan, thanks for calling in, man,
thank you for listening. All right, Thanks guys. You know
I talk about the foot page quite a bit, the Kyle.
It's a it's a foot page dedicated to Kyle's fee
and my wife's feet make cameos in there, but it's
ninety nine percent Kyle's feet because you, I've said you
for years you got great feet, right, and you've been
so kind and your husband's so kind to let me
take pictures of post, and it's turned you into in
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the foot world, a massive system, like you're a big,
big star in the foot world with foot, with women,
with moms, with guys foot Ky unaware, I know you are,
and I think it's great. But there's some there's a video.
So someone told me. Someone goes, I saw this this
art read this article about Kyle and it was about
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where article. It was an article but not about foot
it was about it was about Valley Christian you're a
teacher there or you're where you've been now or something
like that, maybe you're graduate and they and they sent
the article. So when I clicked on it, I saw
something else and I was like, what's this? And I
click on this thing and I want to play this
for you. It's a video of somebody talking about you
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in the foot world, and I thought it was so amazing.
Listen to it's it's it's like the video it's like
someone you know how they do the green screen, So
it's a green screen, it's a woman talking in the background.
It's a montage of Kyle's feet and it's really well done.
Yeah yeah, but list but listen to what she says.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Hey, everyone, today, I want to introduce you to someone
truly unique in the social media world. Meet Kyle Unfug,
also known as Unfug Feet on Instagram. She's not your
typical influencer, but a talented foot model with a passion
for breaking stereotypes. But here's the interesting part. Kyle didn't
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start off on Instagram. She actually made a name for
herself as a radio personality on the Jon Jay and
Rich Morning Show. Talk about a transition. Now, let's talk
about her feet. Kyle's got the perfect size seven five
feet and she's turned foot modeling into an art form.
She's not just about conforming to beauty norms. She's all
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about embracing uniqueness and challenging those stereotypes. And speaking of uniqueness,
Kyle has built an incredible community on Instagram. It's a
diverse group of people who celebrate individuality and support one another.
It's so much more than just foot modeling. It's about
creating a positive and inclusive space. But Kyle's not just
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an influencer. She's still rocking it on the airwaves, juggling
her dual role as a radio personality and an Instagram sensation.
Talk about multitasking. In conclusion, Kyle unfug is making a
real impact in the digital world. Her journey from the
airwaves to Instagram fame is inspiring, and her future prospects
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are looking bright. So let's celebrate Kyle and all that
she's achieved. Keep shining, Kyle, Well.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
I keep losing people on my actual page.
Speaker 3 (49:32):
This is like the foot version of the Princess Diary.
She found a royalty today.
Speaker 6 (49:39):
That's bizarre. R.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
What's funny is, as this woman's talking, there's like a
montage of foot photo shoots Colin I have done, and
I'm looking at him. I'm like, I forget that it's her.
I'm like, well, that's good. We got to do that one.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
Now as the photographer. Are you a little feeling a
little slight?
Speaker 7 (49:57):
No?
Speaker 10 (49:57):
I feel like, literally run that pig.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
You are that page.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
I feel like Ben Stiller in Severance. I'm behind the scenes. Yeah,
I'm behind the scenes. I am severance.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
But it still gets credit for being the producer.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Right, yeah, because I need to put other credit. Vie Fine, anyway,
I just thoughted to shadow with you. Isn't that me?
Well done? That's cool? So thank you again for this. Sure?
Speaker 11 (50:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (50:20):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (50:21):
If Chaos was a radio show you're listening to it
meats John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
I always encourage you to text us, text jj R
and whatever's in your mind to nine six eight ninety three.
And that's what Brianna did. Hi, Brianna did you send
us a text.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
I did, what about?
Speaker 18 (50:39):
I was texting you, guys. I was listening to your
podcast and I heard this segment I think it was
from last week about the woman who said that you
guys should do a whole segment on things that you
now get annoyed by or don't like because of things.
Are people that you don't like?
Speaker 3 (50:53):
John Jay?
Speaker 5 (50:54):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (50:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (50:54):
And so I texted in a couple that are things
that I now don't like because of you. So the
first one is when people don't immediately respond upon you
guys patching them through for a segment.
Speaker 17 (51:06):
So I e.
Speaker 18 (51:07):
Horoscopes are like Brian and it's complete silence and they
don't say anything, and then you're like Ryan Brandon and
it's just like always silent. And then the second one
is when people ignore the immediate question and they greet
you with salutations instead. So you know, Horoscope says another example,
if you're like, hey, Mark, what's your sign? And they
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don't say anything, They're like, good morning, how are you? Like,
we don't have time?
Speaker 7 (51:31):
How you are? We've got this is a.
Speaker 18 (51:33):
Segment, You've got time to get through it. Another thing
is staying at events for longer than one hour, people
who don't understand why saying Christmas wish after something unfortunate
is hilarious. And number five is just people.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
For me, it's people I know, people I know. Yeah, yeah,
but those are very good with all of them. You
should work here when you get you like a you
could be mixed assistant because he needs to patch people through.
When he says good morning, franc Scene you're on the air,
you say, hey, I'm a virgo. I'm a Libra. Yeah,
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very nice, Thank you, brand I thank you for texting that.
That's very nice of you. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 11 (52:19):
Yeah, thank you, very good day.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Pay see simple just text us, text JG whatever you
want to say to ninety six eight ninety three and rich.
Everybody here has had food delivery service, right, yeah, too
much like Uber eats or what else.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
Well, there's grub Hub, there's Postmates, there's door Dash. My
family uses all of them. I've never used it at
all ever, but my wife it's a slippery slope.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
My wife did when we were out of town because
he was staying at a hotel near a university, and
they brought it to the university and she would go
pick it up and it was already gone, like people
take it all the time. So there's a story that
I thought was interesting because this is a different point
of view. I think from the food service delivery, right,
you always he about peop eating other people's food, to
be right. So a Jersey Mike's manager named Leah reported
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a DoorDash driver to the service after taking a customer's food,
picked up the food and then went into the bathroom
and then left to go deliver goo. Right, you don't
want there.
Speaker 10 (53:16):
Why would you take the food into the bathroom leave
it in the car?
Speaker 9 (53:19):
I would report that, right.
Speaker 3 (53:20):
Or leave it at the countroom.
Speaker 10 (53:22):
Wash your hold onto this for just one second.
Speaker 9 (53:24):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yeah. Right. So here this is her reporting it, and
there was a coworker of her filming it.
Speaker 20 (53:31):
So I wanted you It was a general manager calling
from Jersey Mike. One of your dashers just took a
whole order in the bathroom with him and that's very unsanitary,
I told him, and he proceeded to leave this door.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
We'll definitely remake it. We'll remake it.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
For the customer. That's not the issue.
Speaker 9 (53:49):
I just wanted to make sure that.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
The customer will be aware of what's going on.
Speaker 6 (53:52):
Long story short, y'all.
Speaker 20 (53:54):
I was about to leave work, but I've seen a
man grab the order and then go on a bathroom
because I'm doing a schedule and the lobby.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
So I tell him something.
Speaker 6 (54:02):
He proceeds to just ignore what I'm.
Speaker 21 (54:04):
Saying and walk out the door. So I called all
that They basically telling me that it's nothing that they
could do until the person gets the food. I'm telling y'all,
I'm telling them like, okay, well you need.
Speaker 6 (54:14):
To explain to the customer what's transpired.
Speaker 9 (54:16):
Oh.
Speaker 21 (54:16):
I tried to call them. It's nothing I could do. Yeah,
make sure that y'all get up and come get y'all food.
Speaker 9 (54:25):
She need a raise, She needs a raise because that
customer is not going to know. And that's actually disgusting.
Speaker 7 (54:30):
And actually, how many times has that happened and someone
doesn't report it?
Speaker 2 (54:35):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 9 (54:35):
Yeah, yeah, And like, honestly, the delivery fees and the
tax fees for me are enough for me to want
to get up and go get it. I don't have
ten dollars to spare on your delivery. Sorry, but you
add that to the mix. Now, I'm definitely not.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Worthing what I'm saying, right, you never really thought of
that before?
Speaker 9 (54:52):
Whatever people doing with your food.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, you think about people driving eat your fries when
they're going to drop it off, you're or whatever. Never
thought about oh they picked it up, they had to
go to the bathroom, Luke. But either he did on
purpose or a purpose of painting the food. I'm just
going I'm gonna go to the two real quick and
then bring their.
Speaker 10 (55:02):
Food, cigarettes and the coral the way over it.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Like I don't like, I don't bring water when I
go to the bathroom or anything i'm drinking. I never
if I'm chewing gum when I go to the bathroom,
I spit it out because I don't want any part
of it.
Speaker 10 (55:14):
No, No, you've always been pretty adamant about that.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Oh so gross.
Speaker 9 (55:20):
So glad you played that for us, because now we're all.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
Going to say, by not going to exactly, we're gonna
have to start making food now painting.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
I posted it on Instagram or I posted on on
my on my Facebook because I want to see if
people will respond, and then we could do a whole
thing of like what's your what's the other what's your
delivery food? Experience. What's your nightmare? I mean, I prove
someone's eating your food.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
It's just horrifying that the customer has no idea and
there's no way that they would contact them to let
them know their food's been through the body.
Speaker 7 (55:49):
Yeah, or like maybe you go something like you saw
it but didn't report it, and what was it? You
know you saw the guy go into the bathroom but
you didn't report it.
Speaker 10 (55:59):
Or no, or something like that.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
I don't know eight seven seven nine three seven one
four seven, But I'm not going to use any of
those services. Like, Oh, my son Dutchy's home alone and
he goes and gets good. He has door dash, bring
Taco Bell. I'm like, go to freaking Taco Bell. Get
in the car. You have a car, We gave you
a car, drive the taco Bell. My son Jake, he
lives down the street from Chipotle, but he's playing video games,
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so he has Chipotle deliver it. Get your ass over
to Chipotle.
Speaker 7 (56:24):
Well, so like tonight, my kids both have flag football
and like their games are kind of really spread out,
so we're like in between we have like an hour
where they're gonna need to eat dinner. So we were
actually thinking of getting like DoorDash to the field and
now I'm like, someone's gonna leave.
Speaker 10 (56:39):
But because there's no parking, we didn't want.
Speaker 3 (56:42):
To leave because if we leave, there's gonna.
Speaker 10 (56:44):
Be nowhere to park on the way back, yeah, to
get to the next game.
Speaker 7 (56:49):
But now we will just walk.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
On the way for sure. It's just Friday, you guys.
Speaker 1 (56:55):
It's Friday, and John, she's got a game for you.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
Remember last week? During the game, I sang La bamba, right,
little mariachi music that ye buy me?
Speaker 22 (57:07):
Batty body Body, jong Sonbody, Nato, take it fun.
Speaker 2 (57:28):
Okay, Well, I found a bunch of mariachi songs. I've
found a bunch of songs that are popular songs from
back in the day, some kind of semi current, but
they're all done with a mariachi band.
Speaker 3 (57:44):
Sounds amazing.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
So my thought was, I'm gonna go round the room
and see if you guys can guess what songs these are.
Speaker 9 (57:49):
Okay, if you had to give us like a hard,
easy medium, where are we at.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Okay? Some of these are hard, some of these are easy,
and some of these are okay, thank thank you. If
I go around the room first, let me just start
with Kyle, I think if you give it a shot, listen,
Oh I know the Queen song just Killed a Man?
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Is ever giving a rhapsody?
Speaker 17 (58:28):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (58:29):
All right?
Speaker 19 (58:32):
Beautiful Okay, let's see okay, Rich.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Sweet what beautiful swee child of mind?
Speaker 16 (59:02):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (59:03):
Oh mine, that's right, it's beautiful. Okay, Peyton, this is
for you. Let's see how good you are at mariachi music.
Speaker 9 (59:24):
That's all Sember, you know what this is you?
Speaker 10 (59:34):
This is like the Mariachi Virgin of Like.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
That's funny. I like listening to the vocals. I think
the vocals are hilarious or some of them. Okay, Kyle,
this is for you. This one is very difficult. Listened
to the words was like.
Speaker 12 (01:00:10):
Strange to somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
That I used to know.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yes, yes, right, okay, Rich this is for you.
Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I may preferred this version.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Know tells about.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
What do you think it is?
Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
That would be? I had the tiger?
Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
That's right, Peyton, this is you. Where do you think
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of this that stirs?
Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
Where are you gonna call?
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
All right? Kyle? What's this one?
Speaker 16 (01:01:36):
So nice?
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
To get song.
Speaker 11 (01:01:44):
Together?
Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Song? To get song?
Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
What are you thinking it up all night?
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Who thinks that? Who thinks that? What's it? Called night.
Speaker 6 (01:01:59):
No, uh uh, I know that song.
Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
I just played the name of the fong, get Lucky, Lucky.
Speaker 9 (01:02:16):
Get.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
That was just a fun little Mario.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
She came, it's Friday and John just got a game
for you.
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We don't just repeat, we threepeat.
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Hi, you readdy, It's.
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John Jay and Rich Cassy. Hi, what's going on? You're
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Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
Oh, I have a crazy story about my mom who
hurt herself. It's a little bit long, a little there's
that story. It was back in April of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
I was on the phone with her.
Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
I lived in a different state, and she as we're
getting ready to hang up. She said, Okay, I'm gonna
make some eggs for breakfast. It's early in the morning
and she's eighty years old at this time. I said, okay,
my mom hung up. Next thing, you know, I tried
call it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Well.
Speaker 12 (01:03:02):
I try calling again on Thursday, and she didn't answer.
But that wasn't uncommon because she just never would click over.
Remember the old fashion call waiting on the landlines. You know,
she would never click over, So.
Speaker 21 (01:03:13):
I let it ring.
Speaker 12 (01:03:14):
I thought nothing of it I was home with three kids.
Busy mom on Sunday. Yep, that's on Thursday. She doesn't
answer Saturday, same things. She doesn't answer on Sunday. On
my brother calls now he lives an hour from her
up in Michigan where she lives, and he said, Kathy,
I'm here with mom in the mom's house. She's fallen
(01:03:36):
and broke her hip. You know, we think she's broken
her ships. The crazy story is when I spoke with
her on Tuesday, do you said to me, I'm going
to make some eggs. We hung up the phone or
she hung up with me. On her way into the kitchen,
she grabbed her eggs. She still had her phone with her.
She grabbed the eggs out of the refrigerator, dropped an
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egg and continue to go towards the sink to get
something to wipe.
Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
It up with.
Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
On the way though, she started the stove and started
cooking her eggs. And she started cooking the eggs, grabbed
the paper towel or whatnot to clean up the broken
egg out the refrigerator, and she she wiped it up,
and then she went to continue to hang up the phone,
can up the phone on the way back in. She
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did not wipe up all of the eggs. She slipped
and falls and breaks her hips and she can't get
back up. So now she has the stove is going
okay do lo okay?
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Really hard to follow.
Speaker 12 (01:04:49):
Sorry, anyways, mom fell, she broke her hip. She cannot
get to the stove where she started cooking her eggs,
and yet she hung up the phone with me. The
phone is in the other room. She can't get to
the phone, and she laying in the middle of them,
and she doesn't know which way to go. Did she
drag herself to the phone to call for help, or
did she drag herself to the so to turn off
the oven to turn off the eggs that are cooking.
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She decides to turn off the softop.
Speaker 17 (01:05:13):
This is the whole kicker.
Speaker 12 (01:05:14):
She's laying there. This is on Tuesday, Wednesday, She's still laying. Thursday,
still laying. Oh, I did you not? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
It happened to be Easter Sunday. And that's when my
brother showed up. What we didn't know was that he
had been out a week. I did not know this.
He was out of the town. He was in Mexico
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for work. The neighbor lady who normally looks after my
mom or kind of comes over checks on her. She
did not communicate with my brother that she also is
going out of town for the Easter, so they were
both gone anyway, The ambulance shows up on Easter Sunday.
She's there to take the hospital and she has a
broken hip, had to get a major surgery, have the
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rod put in, the screws put in, everything done. So, yeah,
my crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Hash eggs fresh eggs to eat.
Speaker 10 (01:06:02):
Laying there for five days.
Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Is your mom still around? Is she still around?
Speaker 12 (01:06:07):
She's nor allowed, no, no, but she lived with that.
Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
Do you know?
Speaker 12 (01:06:10):
She laid so from Tuesday to Sunday, she laid there
five six days, twenty four to seven, just laying there
listening could judge duty blaring on the TV. And she
was gonna lose her mind. But she was able to
wrap herself up in a rug that had laid there,
kind of a throw rug over, you know, from sugaring.
Though it was really sad. She kind of got burn
(01:06:31):
marks on her shoulders and her.
Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
Mama.
Speaker 18 (01:06:35):
Yeah, and she well, Doug bliss her.
Speaker 14 (01:06:38):
She was laughing and smiling.
Speaker 12 (01:06:39):
Do you know, after like five six days she was
still okay. But my brother actually was investigated to make sure.
Speaker 11 (01:06:44):
She didn't hurt her or calls any harm because of.
Speaker 12 (01:06:47):
Those little burnmarks. And she think Goodness was looseid and
was like, oh my gosh, no. But you know, if
the ambulance was taken her away, she would thinking, please
can you get out the birthday card from the top drawer.
I mean, this lays in her eighties, and she's remembering
that it was her grandson's birthday the following week. The
car didn't write the birthday card to him.
Speaker 14 (01:07:05):
But you can go five or six days without any
food or water, like it was crazy that she was
still in.
Speaker 12 (01:07:12):
At the hospital. When I went down and said, Mom,
how did you know that something? What was your game plan?
What were you just lay there the whole time? She said,
I knew it was Easter Sunday. I knew your brother
would come. He was a favorite child. She knew that
Jim would rescue her.
Speaker 11 (01:07:23):
You know, yeah, she really did.
Speaker 12 (01:07:35):
Yeah, two good I never thought about that.
Speaker 7 (01:07:41):
It was good.
Speaker 12 (01:07:44):
Oh I love it. I love you guys so much.
I really enjoyed. Hey, I've listened to you for years
and years and years room military family. We move all round.
I actually live in Virginia now and I'm so glad
that I can still listen to you on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
So oh, thank you so much, thank you for sharing
that story. Bless you mom.
Speaker 12 (01:08:00):
Thanks you have a good day.
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