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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're like, what's crack a leg? And this is the
big boss dog snoopy degle, double.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Jigsel thingk boom, what you won't do. We're not talking
about Red ten team.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog y'all the glasses last,
the big.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Snoop eegle, double jiggle in your face to be and
in the place to be. And you're listening to John
Jay and Rich, Wake your assu.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
There's a big debate about this woman on TikTok. I
think this is classic. Listen to her debate.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
The one thing that would make me cut a friend off.
I don't care how close we are, if we're best
friends we've been locked in for twenty five years, is
if you order fahitahs at my birthday dinner. You know
that it's my birthday and I'm the star of the show,
and so for you to order a big, sizzling, fulfilling
tray of fajitas, you know that when it comes out,
everybody's gonna say, Oh, what did you get?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh what's what?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
It's making all this noise, it's smoking everywhere. The waiter's
got to have on mix. What are you doing trying
to order something so tension grabbing at my birthday dinner.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
I actually saw that video on TikTok a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Ago, and I said, damn right, girls, tell you ordered
some pinas on my day.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
Also, we're probably not going to Chili's on my birthday either.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
If my friends made reservations at Chilies, I would also
probably have a problem.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
With though, the way she described Fida's, that's how they
bring out for he is. It's chaos. They bring out
all the vegetables, the sizzling thing. And now that's so
funny because it's not like they brought out a birthday
cake for somebody else. It's got more.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Pirro than a birthday cake. Though, don't you think I
don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
I wouldn't have a problem with someone ordering for quitas.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I know, but that's what I'm saying. You'll get the
her point of view, the way we don't paint me,
the way we know, the way Peyton's about her.
Speaker 9 (01:41):
Things, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Here's the thing, though, like I would probably order the
fietas if that was the case.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
If you heard she's ordered the pa I'll order two
figita exactly.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Round it up.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Also, who here on the show sets up multiple alarm clocks?
I do you do? Like? Where are yours? Are they
just two different ones on your phone or do you
haveving different parts of your house?
Speaker 9 (02:01):
There's eight of them on my phone.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Okay, good?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And you do peyton to two on my phone?
Speaker 10 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Get rich multiple because I think if one of the
phone ones doesn't go off, none of the phone ones
are gonna go off. So I have them across the
room and an Alexa to that will wake me up.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Here's a nurse explaining why setting multiple alarms is bad
for your health.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
If you're somebody who sets multiple alarms, I have bad
news for you. Waking to multiple alarms every morning really
disrupts your room cycle frequently. This actually causes sleep in
our ship, increased drowsiness, fatigue, mood swings, and it also.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
Raises your cortisol levels.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Every time your alarm goes off, you're in that fight
or fly response. So waking up like that multiple times
in the morning is very stressful. So when that alarm
goes off in the morning, don't keep traumatizing yourself.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Get up.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
I'm gonna keep doing it.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
So I feel like I got to ease into waking up,
you know what I mean. So it's like I'll set
one at like three, and then three or five and
then three ten. I know I got to get out
of bed like that. Like, but I know when I
press the snooze the first time, I'm cool. I get
five more minutes of sleep. Okay, one more time, all right,
I get five more minutes of sleep.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
But that's always your routine. It's not like the alarm
goes off one time.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
The alarm never goes off one time, and I'm out
of bed.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, does Scott wake up with you?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
No?
Speaker 9 (03:21):
Because my alarm is actually just it doesn't make noise.
It's on vibray.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh okay, that makes sense because anytime, anytime Kadeem has
his alarms, he does.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
The same way like you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And if I'm still asleep and it's like a Saturday,
I like kick him. I'm like, dude, turn your stupid
alarm off.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I like, it's so mad.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I feel like I'm trained my alarm. I have it
really loud, right because I don't want to. I want
to wake up, but I don't want to bother my wife.
So somehow I've trained myself to get up before my
alarm goes up.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That's reasy.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And then what I do is this is so weird.
I lay in bed and in my head I go
over everything I'm about to do. So I feel like
when you get up here a zombie, right. So I
tell myself, I'm gonna GetUp, I'm gonna do this, and
then I'll get to the car and drive to the station.
If I don't do that, I'll miss something. That process
it's such as it takes me exactly an hour from
(04:10):
when my alarm goes off to when I walk in
this door. So I think that's good, and you live.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I get all the really faz it takes me about
an hour, and I live way for a way like
I thought I.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Did the math. Like if I didn't do all these things,
I think I could sleep an extra hour for fifty
minutes in the morning, when you say get ready, make
it's not like I'm putting pants on and getting dressed,
putting my hair and makeup.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
It takes me an hour to get It takes every
minutes to get out of bed, to go through all
of the things you have to do, forty minutes the.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ritual just out of curiosity. Does it take you longer
to get ready for bed? Because you do a lot
to get ready for bed too.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
It's longer to get ready in the morning than it
is for.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Bed, okay, because when you go to bed, you've got
a whole.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Process for it. And I just added a couple of
new things to it too, Like what what's the new
black seat oil? I saw this TikTok from some Egyptians,
and these Egyptians so that they've been taking this black
seat oil that helps with your gut and inflammation on TikTok.
So I reached out to a friend of mine that's
kind of he's like me, but a thousand times worse,
like he does more, more things possible. And he says, oh, yeah,
I take it every day. And I was like, all right,
(05:07):
give me the brand. You told me the brand.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So I took it for the first time yesterday, and
then my son camp every time he eats, he goes
for a walk. It is supposed to be good for you.
So last night after dinner, it's the second time I've
done it. I went for a walk after eating and
to John Jay and Rich call the show and join
the Fun eighty seven rich sporting Katie and may Sa. Hello, Hi,
(05:32):
you gonna play game with us? You ready for Lego
Land tickets?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I am all right?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
What do we play? Nick?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Today? We're playing counteract you guys.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
I've got a bunch of clips from actors and actresses.
Your job is to guess who said clip is, and
you have ten seconds to guess or to say as
many movies that this person has been in. I like
to thee my Gamesnumber one and number two movies in
(06:01):
the country right.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Now are owned by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
So we're gonna do former co stars of Blake Lively
and Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Okay, So we're gonna start with John Jay.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
This thing I do to remember people's names.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Natalie, Oh my god, God, I know that scenms so bad. Yeah,
you sure do.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Go it is not Kristen Wig.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Any guesses in the ROOMA.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Faris is correct. Good job, Kyle. So Kyle gets one point,
John Jay, Good luck, next round.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Rick as you welcome by.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well come on.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, of course the movie perfect pitch and that is
the pitch perfect. Sorry, I was like, no, we'll get backwards, Okay,
on the actor. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god. She's also a show.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
She's also why Kyle for the steel again, Kendrick. Two
points for Kyle. She's in a movie with who Blake Lively?
Which one a simple oh simple?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Hold on a simple favor. It was really good, creepy.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
So Kyle already with two points in this game, and
ironically enough, it is her turn.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Keep it going, keep it going.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
That was so tight.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
No no, no, oh my gosh, I don't know, Hugh
jackmansh No, I'm sorry, not Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Any guesses in.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The room, rich rich sounds like post malone.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Nope, it's not post.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Malone, idiot, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
This was the easier one. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
What we're looking for is Channing Tatum.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
Was in two movies with Ryan Reynolds, dead Pool Wolverine
and Free Guy.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Uh so, Katie, it's your turn now, good luck.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Okay on, here's your quarterback, all right, you protect his
blind side.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
When you look at him, you think of me.
Speaker 12 (08:21):
That's the blind side job.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Correct proposal. That's right.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Okay, So after one round, Kyle and Katie are tied
up at two points, and we'll move on to John Jay.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
This burrito is delicious, but it is feeling.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Will Ferrell, uh huh. Anchorman, uh huh. And and and
he's been in Achorman too, uh huh. He's in Step Brothers.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
He's in uh like the stupid I.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
What about the one with Ryan Reynolds that you just
love you just love it? The others so much? How
about we were we were looking for Spirited Spirit.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Such a good movie.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Congratulations, John Jay, you have taken the lead with four points.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Okay, this is I'm sorry, this this clue was was
written down with someone else in mind, but we'll give
it to Rich anyway. W Levano Okay, and that's not correct. Huh,
(09:36):
your shirt's not it's a Lady Ganga one. Guys. Of
course we're looking for Rita Aura. Of course she's in
Detective Pikachu with of course Rich bigseg. This game is
so sorry, Rich Kyle.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
That's Hugh Jackman, Yeah Man, Deadpool, dead Pool, Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, he's in Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
He's in the X Men movies, all of them on
did you nine ten in them? I ain't getting timers,
so I just keep.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Going no, it's fine. It's fine.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Kyle takes the lead here by two points and Katie, listen,
we're just really really praying for you here.
Speaker 12 (10:25):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Can you play it again?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Rich, I have no idea, Austin Powers, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So the game is.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Based on movies that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are
coaster or I have co stars in right.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Number one movie in America is Deadpool and Wolverine. You're
looking for Ryan Reynolds as he was in Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, it was almost have seen Deadpool yet?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Oh man, Okay, you still get the tickets. Hold on
a lot of Katie, hold on, hold on, it's John
Jay and Rich. Hi must have hound beat hope, pege.
What's the vibe for horse gropes today?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, I'm going to tell you what your zodiac sign
says about your favorite TikTok aesthetic.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
If you text us, you text jj R and your
message to nine six eight ninety three, or read your
text messages and I got I've got a cancer. That
all she said. The person text to said, Hi, I'm
a cancer. And then we got Maggiana and Maggie, I
believe you're a cancer as well.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, okay, perfect, yeah, totally perfect, all right, cancers. You're
sensitive and nurturing, and you have a love for all
things cute and comforting. So the soft girl aesthetic, with
its pastel colors, oversized sweaters, and gentle vibes, is.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
The perfect reflection of your sweet and caring nature.
Speaker 12 (11:51):
Totally true.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yes, I love soft girl aesthetic.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
It's a bad.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
It is, all right, Maggie, have a great day, by Jennifer.
What's your signing? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Hi, I am a scorpio.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Good morning, Good.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Morning, my scorpios, your TikTok aesthetic. You're mysterious, You're intense,
and you're drawn to the deeper things in life. So
the dark Academia asthetic is a mood with your color, paleque,
gothic vibes and intellectual undertones, and it perfectly matches your
dark personality.
Speaker 12 (12:26):
All right, I would say that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wow, you're nailing them this morning.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Hey, I'm on my cane.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
All right, Jeffer, I have a great day you too,
Thank you. I got a Texas is John Jay Rich,
Can I get an aries horoscope?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Definitely? Aries. You guys are bold, You guys are confident.
And you love to stand out.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The baddie aesthetic, with its fierce makeup, looks, statement outfits
and boss energy, is totally an aries vibe.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
All right, good morning, Susan. What's your sign?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Are you cooking to me?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Are you Susan? Remember me?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Swee?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
I'm a cat.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Gli Okay, yes, Capricorn.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
You guys are ambitious.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You guys are practical, and you are always focused on
your goals. So the business casual asthetic, with its tailored suits,
structured blazers, and sophisticated style, is your go to luck.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm the googie has of a banking boy. I was
a supervisor of the legal department of the second largest
bank in America when I was only seventeen.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I had the least Okay, well that's what business casualist.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But now I want to hear that I got a
zillion dollars coming Tell me that one. I mean, you
would know better than most.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You got.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You got a zillion dollars coming your way?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh that is absolutely on point.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
You are so good with this, still sing, I keep going.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
All right, I have a great day.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
She called them last week. Remember that one or so
spelt the show Nick spellt s h O N E
E and I was like, Shony, and I was like,
wait a minute, all right, it's yeah, I know, it's okay,
(14:19):
should go ahead.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hi guys, all right, Gemini is my Gemini.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
You guys are curious.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You guys are versatile, and you love to express many sides. See,
you're the alt aesthetic. You guys have a mix of punk,
grunge and emo influences and it matches your ever changing personality.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Boom, what about.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
I don't think I've ever seen Sha not in black,
So I think this this fits.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Guys.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
You guys have a good one.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You're Leo. Let's wrap up with Leo.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, so Leo's we are the star of the show
and we love to be in the spotlight. So the
e Girl aesthetic, with its bold makeup, vibrant air colors,
and dramatic look, let's us express our creative side, all
while making sure eyes are on us.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
If you missed your horoscope today, they are all up
at Johnjenrich dot com. It's John j and Rich by
working Sarah. What happened to you with vegas?
Speaker 12 (15:20):
So I almost got kidnapped?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
What dang?
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Yeah? So when I turned twenty one. I was in
a toxic relationship. I wasn't quote unquote allowed to go
out drinking and partying. So when I turned twenty two,
I would like kind of date in this girl who
was playing for the LPGA, and she took me to
Vegas with some of her friends. We went to Vegas,
I got We went to Hakkasan at or I don't
know how to say it, at MGM, and I got
(15:45):
really drunk, probably ten minutes in and they kicked me
out because I said I was going to throw up
because I felt like I was going to throw up,
so they kicked me out. My friends were like, okay,
we'll call you an uber. They didn't even take me
to the Uber. So I'm finding my way to the
uber pick up and this ra guy he's like dressed
real nice, like he had like gold chains on, and
he was not American. He was foreign. He didn't speak
(16:07):
great English. He grabs me, throws me in his raine
robe front seat. He's like, i'm your uber, I'll take you.
So then he's driving me and he's like, i'll take
you to your hotel, but let's go fight seeing and
I'm like, I'm you know, I was not all there,
so I was like, okay, whatever. So then we're driving.
We passed my hotel I was staying at the Mirage,
which is like pretty centered on the strip, and we're driving, driving, driving.
(16:28):
We get to the end of the strip and we're
like over by the Las Vegas sign that's like kind
of away from the strip, and I was like, I'm
gonna throw up. You need to stop. So he pulls
over where the Las Vegas sign is and he like
kicks me out of his range rover because I was
going to throw up all over the place. Next thing
you know, I'm in the ambulance. I had like stiletto
heels on. Apparently I was trying to fight with my
(16:51):
stiletto heels, so they took my shoes from me. I
woke up in the hospital the next day, like totally
unaware of what was going on or what was happening.
Apparently they said they found me at the last you signed,
just thrown up on the side of the road, and
they took me and like, thankfully my stomach didn't have
to be pumped, but I was. I was blacked out
at that point, so I don't really remember much after
he kicked me out.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Of his car.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That is terrible, scary. So what about the girls that
you were with that just left you stranded? Because I
kind of had not a kidnapping story, but a similar
story in Vegas.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
And I don't talk to the girls that left me stranded,
women golfers.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
The one girl, the one girl I mean, and who
were like kind of dating, not publicly because I don't
think she was out yet or I don't know if
she is now, but we were kind of dating. Sound like, girl,
you're supposed to take care of me. I didn't really
know her friends very well, but the next morning they
had said, like, we tried to like file a police
report and call you and text you. I had no
(17:45):
missed calls or text I was like, whatever, but I
don't talk after that trip, I like we all drove
back in like silence. I have my I have not
talked to them since.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Yeah, I mean, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So it's not happened to Thank God You're safe.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
So wrong.
Speaker 12 (18:01):
Had I not like probably gotten ready to throw up,
who knows where I would have been? He would you know,
he probably wouldn't have kicked out of his range robe.
He would have just kept driving. I would have gone.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
It was.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
It was fun though, you know, and I've gone to
Vegas and had a great time to since.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Now, what if he was taking you some beautiful mansion.
He was gonna give you a bunch of money and say, hey,
just have a fun weekend here man, take my car,
have a great time. Take the private jet home. Take
the private jet home.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
I know I should have, you know, had I not
been so drunk, I probably could have found out.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
But you called us in the back of a range
over right now. Yeah, Yeah, that's a crazy story. It's
almost like it's very similar to the hangover.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Yeah, I mean it was definitely a hangover experiencespital and
not knowing I got there, I ubered back to my
hotel and then I spent the whole day at the
pool drinking again, but not as not as much.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Well, thank you for sharing that story with us. Got joy.
Thank you let me too. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Bye, it's John Jay and rich sad morning.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Start. You were day with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
I wake up with my favorite artists and it's Billy Eilis,
it's Teddy Swims and you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
So if you remember a couple of weeks ago. I remember, Kyle,
you were talking about some mosquito bites. You got lots
of mosquito bites. You have no sums, right right, And
this is stacks and hacks where I do over stacks
of information and rich you got life hacks. So the
no seums get this. There are four reasons why mosquitos
love you.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Four.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Do you fit into one of these categories? You just exercised,
not usually you're wearing dark clothing. Yeah, okay, you were
drinking alcohol. No, maybe this next one. You haven't showered.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Usually a specific type.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Of bacteria, and we have more bacteria near ankles and feet,
and that's why the mosquitoes are targeted toward you.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
That's so weird.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I had always heard it was like your blood type.
They certain blood type.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Well how they know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
And then I also heard it had something to do
with your gut health and then your diet, like if
you eat more sweets, they're more attracted to you.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Did you know that schools now teach a different alphabet
song than the one we learned.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yes, what it's like going viral, It's basically the same,
like a B, C, D, E, F g except for
the tone is just different.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Oh I thought it was.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Is it the elemental p.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
A B, c d E, f g.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
H I j k l M n O P q
r s T qu v w x y z.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Now I never will forget how to say the alpha be.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I'm not here for it.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But they basically want to chop it up because the
element T or whatever it is, elemental P.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Maybe that's where they chopped it up.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Dang it, elemento B sounds like one word.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
But I tested my ten year old nephew on this
and I said, king, sing me the alphabet, and he's
singing the alphabet.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
The right way. So I don't know.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Okay, hashag keep element op then you go, there you go,
there you go.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Now I know my ABC's won't you sing with me? Yeah? Heck,
that's other things you could be working on and chase
the alphabet thing. Here's a couple of good news stories.
A woman in South Carolina hit the lottery for three
hundred thousand dollars just days after losing your job, and
a guy in North Carolina hit the lottery for two
hundred thousand dollars after a fortune cookie told him, don't
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miss out on your chance to win big what I
bought a lottery ticket.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's the first fortune cookie ever that's actually hit.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Do you guys have air freshers in your house? And
where do you put them?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Rich on the floor?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Where in the hall? Okay, haying do you?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I put one in my closet and I keep them
basically everywhere there's an.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Outlet, Kyle, do you yeah? Same, They're like all over where.
They're just plugged in the wall.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Seng Shwey Experts says the best place for an air
fresher isn't your living room. It's right by front door,
so you're hit with a nice smell when you walk in,
and it's not too strong everywhere else.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I recommend putting an air freshener in your closet, though,
because it is nice walking into a fresh smelling closet
was closed, I could.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
See that thirty two hundred three thy two hundred year
old Egyptian tablet was found and it was like from
some office back in the day, and they had attendants
and work absences written down on the see and ancient
Egyptians the reason for skipping a work day because they
were embalming their brother brewing beer and stung by a scorpion.
(22:32):
This is all true.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Those are good stung by a scorpions.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
They had offices back then.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
That's interesting, whatever they do. Vietnamese doctors removed a live
two foot long eel from a man's abdomen after it
chewed through his intestines. The man had intentionally inserted a eel.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
If you know what I'm saying, Oh my gosh, did
he survive?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Yeah? No, one knows why you did that though. In
a new survey, a new poll, twenty seven percent of
Americans say they're worried they're becoming their parents. The average
person and realizes that they act like their parents right
around thirty years old, I'm so much like.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
My mom, and it's actually kind of really annoying. Really yeah,
because she does stuff that's annoying.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And then I right, like, what's your most mom quality?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Like when we're talking about something and then we just
switch topics, Like you'll be asking me about something and
I'll be like.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
So, Kyle, I'm rich.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
We go for life hacks.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Let's talk about being back to school or anytime you
have any sort of exam. This can work for people
that are, you know, just studying for any kind of tests.
You get nervous and you study and then you forget
the thing that you study. So scientists have come together
with a great life hack that's proven the work, and
it is scented erasers. Go buy yourself a pencil that
you're gonna use for a test that has a scented
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eraser like strawberries or even I think they even like
have broccoli smelling ones. Really, I know it's gress, but
they have one and you take a whiff while you're
memorizing and then again during your testing. Associating sense with
memory is very powerful and effective. Try it, get your
A plus and then report back to us here at
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He up at John jaye and Ridge dot com.
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
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big boss dog snoopy degle, double.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Jigsel thingk boom, what you won't do. We're not talking
about Red ten team.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog y'all the glasses last,
the big.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Snoop eegle, double jiggle in your face to be and
in the place to be. And you're listening to John
Jay and Rich, Wake your assu.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
There's a big debate about this woman on TikTok. I
think this is classic. Listen to her debate.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
The one thing that would make me cut a friend off.
I don't care how close we are, if we're best
friends we've been locked in for twenty five years, is
if you order fahitahs at my birthday dinner. You know
that it's my birthday and I'm the star of the show,
and so for you to order a big, sizzling, fulfilling
tray of fajitas, you know that when it comes out,
everybody's gonna say, Oh, what did you get?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh what's what?
Speaker 6 (00:53):
It's making all this noise, it's smoking everywhere. The waiter's
got to have on mix. What are you doing trying
to order something so tension grabbing at my birthday dinner.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
I actually saw that video on TikTok a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Ago, and I said, damn right, girls, tell you ordered
some pinas on my day.
Speaker 7 (01:09):
Also, we're probably not going to Chili's on my birthday either.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
If my friends made reservations at Chilies, I would also
probably have a problem.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
With though, the way she described Fida's, that's how they
bring out for he is. It's chaos. They bring out
all the vegetables, the sizzling thing. And now that's so
funny because it's not like they brought out a birthday
cake for somebody else. It's got more.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Pirro than a birthday cake. Though, don't you think I
don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
I wouldn't have a problem with someone ordering for quitas.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I know, but that's what I'm saying. You'll get the
her point of view, the way we don't paint me,
the way we know, the way Peyton's about her.
Speaker 9 (01:41):
Things, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Here's the thing, though, like I would probably order the
fietas if that was the case.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
If you heard she's ordered the pa I'll order two
figita exactly.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Round it up.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Also, who here on the show sets up multiple alarm clocks?
I do you do? Like? Where are yours? Are they
just two different ones on your phone or do you
haveving different parts of your house?
Speaker 9 (02:01):
There's eight of them on my phone.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Okay, good?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And you do peyton to two on my phone?
Speaker 10 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Get rich multiple because I think if one of the
phone ones doesn't go off, none of the phone ones
are gonna go off. So I have them across the
room and an Alexa to that will wake me up.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Here's a nurse explaining why setting multiple alarms is bad
for your health.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
If you're somebody who sets multiple alarms, I have bad
news for you. Waking to multiple alarms every morning really
disrupts your room cycle frequently. This actually causes sleep in
our ship, increased drowsiness, fatigue, mood swings, and it also.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
Raises your cortisol levels.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Every time your alarm goes off, you're in that fight
or fly response. So waking up like that multiple times
in the morning is very stressful. So when that alarm
goes off in the morning, don't keep traumatizing yourself.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Get up.
Speaker 9 (02:49):
I'm gonna keep doing it.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
So I feel like I got to ease into waking up,
you know what I mean. So it's like I'll set
one at like three, and then three or five and
then three ten. I know I got to get out
of bed like that. Like, but I know when I
press the snooze the first time, I'm cool. I get
five more minutes of sleep. Okay, one more time, all right,
I get five more minutes of sleep.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
But that's always your routine. It's not like the alarm
goes off one time.
Speaker 9 (03:16):
The alarm never goes off one time, and I'm out
of bed.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, does Scott wake up with you?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
No?
Speaker 9 (03:21):
Because my alarm is actually just it doesn't make noise.
It's on vibray.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh okay, that makes sense because anytime, anytime Kadeem has
his alarms, he does.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
The same way like you.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And if I'm still asleep and it's like a Saturday,
I like kick him. I'm like, dude, turn your stupid
alarm off.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I like, it's so mad.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
I feel like I'm trained my alarm. I have it
really loud, right because I don't want to. I want
to wake up, but I don't want to bother my wife.
So somehow I've trained myself to get up before my
alarm goes up.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That's reasy.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
And then what I do is this is so weird.
I lay in bed and in my head I go
over everything I'm about to do. So I feel like
when you get up here a zombie, right. So I
tell myself, I'm gonna GetUp, I'm gonna do this, and
then I'll get to the car and drive to the station.
If I don't do that, I'll miss something. That process
it's such as it takes me exactly an hour from
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when my alarm goes off to when I walk in
this door. So I think that's good, and you live.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I get all the really faz it takes me about
an hour, and I live way for a way like
I thought I.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Did the math. Like if I didn't do all these things,
I think I could sleep an extra hour for fifty
minutes in the morning, when you say get ready, make
it's not like I'm putting pants on and getting dressed,
putting my hair and makeup.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
It takes me an hour to get It takes every
minutes to get out of bed, to go through all
of the things you have to do, forty minutes the.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ritual just out of curiosity. Does it take you longer
to get ready for bed? Because you do a lot
to get ready for bed too.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
It's longer to get ready in the morning than it
is for.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Bed, okay, because when you go to bed, you've got
a whole.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Process for it. And I just added a couple of
new things to it too, Like what what's the new
black seat oil? I saw this TikTok from some Egyptians,
and these Egyptians so that they've been taking this black
seat oil that helps with your gut and inflammation on TikTok.
So I reached out to a friend of mine that's
kind of he's like me, but a thousand times worse,
like he does more, more things possible. And he says, oh, yeah,
I take it every day. And I was like, all right,
(05:07):
give me the brand. You told me the brand.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
So I took it for the first time yesterday, and
then my son camp every time he eats, he goes
for a walk. It is supposed to be good for you.
So last night after dinner, it's the second time I've
done it. I went for a walk after eating and
to John Jay and Rich call the show and join
the Fun eighty seven rich sporting Katie and may Sa. Hello, Hi,
(05:32):
you gonna play game with us? You ready for Lego
Land tickets?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I am all right?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
What do we play? Nick?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Today? We're playing counteract you guys.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
I've got a bunch of clips from actors and actresses.
Your job is to guess who said clip is, and
you have ten seconds to guess or to say as
many movies that this person has been in. I like
to thee my Gamesnumber one and number two movies in
(06:01):
the country right.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Now are owned by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.
Speaker 10 (06:06):
So we're gonna do former co stars of Blake Lively
and Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Okay, So we're gonna start with John Jay.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
This thing I do to remember people's names.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Natalie, Oh my god, God, I know that scenms so bad. Yeah,
you sure do.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Go it is not Kristen Wig.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Any guesses in the ROOMA.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Faris is correct. Good job, Kyle. So Kyle gets one point,
John Jay, Good luck, next round.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Rick as you welcome by.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Well come on.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, of course the movie perfect pitch and that is
the pitch perfect. Sorry, I was like, no, we'll get backwards, Okay,
on the actor. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god. She's also a show.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
She's also why Kyle for the steel again, Kendrick. Two
points for Kyle. She's in a movie with who Blake Lively?
Which one a simple oh simple?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Hold on a simple favor. It was really good, creepy.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
So Kyle already with two points in this game, and
ironically enough, it is her turn.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Keep it going, keep it going.
Speaker 10 (07:35):
That was so tight.
Speaker 11 (07:36):
No no, no, oh my gosh, I don't know, Hugh
jackmansh No, I'm sorry, not Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Any guesses in.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The room, rich rich sounds like post malone.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Nope, it's not post.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Malone, idiot, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
This was the easier one. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
What we're looking for is Channing Tatum.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
Was in two movies with Ryan Reynolds, dead Pool Wolverine
and Free Guy.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Uh so, Katie, it's your turn now, good luck.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Okay on, here's your quarterback, all right, you protect his
blind side.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
When you look at him, you think of me.
Speaker 12 (08:21):
That's the blind side job.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Correct proposal. That's right.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Okay, So after one round, Kyle and Katie are tied
up at two points, and we'll move on to John Jay.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
This burrito is delicious, but it is feeling.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Will Ferrell, uh huh. Anchorman, uh huh. And and and
he's been in Achorman too, uh huh. He's in Step Brothers.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
He's in uh like the stupid I.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
What about the one with Ryan Reynolds that you just
love you just love it? The others so much? How
about we were we were looking for Spirited Spirit.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Such a good movie.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Congratulations, John Jay, you have taken the lead with four points.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Okay, this is I'm sorry, this this clue was was
written down with someone else in mind, but we'll give
it to Rich anyway. W Levano Okay, and that's not correct. Huh,
(09:36):
your shirt's not it's a Lady Ganga one. Guys. Of
course we're looking for Rita Aura. Of course she's in
Detective Pikachu with of course Rich bigseg. This game is
so sorry, Rich Kyle.
Speaker 8 (09:59):
That's Hugh Jackman, Yeah Man, Deadpool, dead Pool, Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, he's in Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (10:06):
He's in the X Men movies, all of them on
did you nine ten in them? I ain't getting timers,
so I just keep.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Going no, it's fine. It's fine.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Kyle takes the lead here by two points and Katie, listen,
we're just really really praying for you here.
Speaker 12 (10:25):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Can you play it again?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Rich, I have no idea, Austin Powers, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So the game is.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
Based on movies that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are
coaster or I have co stars in right.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Number one movie in America is Deadpool and Wolverine. You're
looking for Ryan Reynolds as he was in Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, it was almost have seen Deadpool yet?
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Oh man, Okay, you still get the tickets. Hold on
a lot of Katie, hold on, hold on, it's John
Jay and Rich. Hi must have hound beat hope, pege.
What's the vibe for horse gropes today?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, I'm going to tell you what your zodiac sign
says about your favorite TikTok aesthetic.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
If you text us, you text jj R and your
message to nine six eight ninety three, or read your
text messages and I got I've got a cancer. That
all she said. The person text to said, Hi, I'm
a cancer. And then we got Maggiana and Maggie, I
believe you're a cancer as well.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, okay, perfect, yeah, totally perfect, all right, cancers. You're
sensitive and nurturing, and you have a love for all
things cute and comforting. So the soft girl aesthetic, with
its pastel colors, oversized sweaters, and gentle vibes, is.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
The perfect reflection of your sweet and caring nature.
Speaker 12 (11:51):
Totally true.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Yes, I love soft girl aesthetic.
Speaker 12 (11:54):
It's a bad.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
It is, all right, Maggie, have a great day, by Jennifer.
What's your signing? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Hi, I am a scorpio.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Good morning, Good.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Morning, my scorpios, your TikTok aesthetic. You're mysterious, You're intense,
and you're drawn to the deeper things in life. So
the dark Academia asthetic is a mood with your color, paleque,
gothic vibes and intellectual undertones, and it perfectly matches your
dark personality.
Speaker 12 (12:26):
All right, I would say that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wow, you're nailing them this morning.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Hey, I'm on my cane.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
All right, Jeffer, I have a great day you too,
Thank you. I got a Texas is John Jay Rich,
Can I get an aries horoscope?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Definitely? Aries. You guys are bold, You guys are confident.
And you love to stand out.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The baddie aesthetic, with its fierce makeup, looks, statement outfits
and boss energy, is totally an aries vibe.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
All right, good morning, Susan. What's your sign?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Are you cooking to me?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Are you Susan? Remember me?
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Swee?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
I'm a cat.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Gli Okay, yes, Capricorn.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
You guys are ambitious.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You guys are practical, and you are always focused on
your goals. So the business casual asthetic, with its tailored suits,
structured blazers, and sophisticated style, is your go to luck.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm the googie has of a banking boy. I was
a supervisor of the legal department of the second largest
bank in America when I was only seventeen.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I had the least Okay, well that's what business casualist.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But now I want to hear that I got a
zillion dollars coming Tell me that one. I mean, you
would know better than most.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
You got.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You got a zillion dollars coming your way?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh that is absolutely on point.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
You are so good with this, still sing, I keep going.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
All right, I have a great day.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
She called them last week. Remember that one or so
spelt the show Nick spellt s h O N E
E and I was like, Shony, and I was like,
wait a minute, all right, it's yeah, I know, it's okay,
(14:19):
should go ahead.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hi guys, all right, Gemini is my Gemini.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
You guys are curious.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
You guys are versatile, and you love to express many sides. See,
you're the alt aesthetic. You guys have a mix of punk,
grunge and emo influences and it matches your ever changing personality.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Boom, what about.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
I don't think I've ever seen Sha not in black,
So I think this this fits.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Guys.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
You guys have a good one.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You're Leo. Let's wrap up with Leo.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, so Leo's we are the star of the show
and we love to be in the spotlight. So the
e Girl aesthetic, with its bold makeup, vibrant air colors,
and dramatic look, let's us express our creative side, all
while making sure eyes are on us.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
If you missed your horoscope today, they are all up
at Johnjenrich dot com. It's John j and Rich by
working Sarah. What happened to you with vegas?
Speaker 12 (15:20):
So I almost got kidnapped?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
What dang?
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Yeah? So when I turned twenty one. I was in
a toxic relationship. I wasn't quote unquote allowed to go
out drinking and partying. So when I turned twenty two,
I would like kind of date in this girl who
was playing for the LPGA, and she took me to
Vegas with some of her friends. We went to Vegas,
I got We went to Hakkasan at or I don't
know how to say it, at MGM, and I got
(15:45):
really drunk, probably ten minutes in and they kicked me
out because I said I was going to throw up
because I felt like I was going to throw up,
so they kicked me out. My friends were like, okay,
we'll call you an uber. They didn't even take me
to the Uber. So I'm finding my way to the
uber pick up and this ra guy he's like dressed
real nice, like he had like gold chains on, and
he was not American. He was foreign. He didn't speak
(16:07):
great English. He grabs me, throws me in his raine
robe front seat. He's like, i'm your uber, I'll take you.
So then he's driving me and he's like, i'll take
you to your hotel, but let's go fight seeing and
I'm like, I'm you know, I was not all there,
so I was like, okay, whatever. So then we're driving.
We passed my hotel I was staying at the Mirage,
which is like pretty centered on the strip, and we're driving, driving, driving.
(16:28):
We get to the end of the strip and we're
like over by the Las Vegas sign that's like kind
of away from the strip, and I was like, I'm
gonna throw up. You need to stop. So he pulls
over where the Las Vegas sign is and he like
kicks me out of his range rover because I was
going to throw up all over the place. Next thing
you know, I'm in the ambulance. I had like stiletto
heels on. Apparently I was trying to fight with my
(16:51):
stiletto heels, so they took my shoes from me. I
woke up in the hospital the next day, like totally
unaware of what was going on or what was happening.
Apparently they said they found me at the last you signed,
just thrown up on the side of the road, and
they took me and like, thankfully my stomach didn't have
to be pumped, but I was. I was blacked out
at that point, so I don't really remember much after
he kicked me out.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Of his car.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That is terrible, scary. So what about the girls that
you were with that just left you stranded? Because I
kind of had not a kidnapping story, but a similar
story in Vegas.
Speaker 7 (17:21):
And I don't talk to the girls that left me stranded,
women golfers.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
The one girl, the one girl I mean, and who
were like kind of dating, not publicly because I don't
think she was out yet or I don't know if
she is now, but we were kind of dating. Sound like, girl,
you're supposed to take care of me. I didn't really
know her friends very well, but the next morning they
had said, like, we tried to like file a police
report and call you and text you. I had no
(17:45):
missed calls or text I was like, whatever, but I
don't talk after that trip, I like we all drove
back in like silence. I have my I have not
talked to them since.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
Yeah, I mean, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So it's not happened to Thank God You're safe.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
So wrong.
Speaker 12 (18:01):
Had I not like probably gotten ready to throw up,
who knows where I would have been? He would you know,
he probably wouldn't have kicked out of his range robe.
He would have just kept driving. I would have gone.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
It was.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
It was fun though, you know, and I've gone to
Vegas and had a great time to since.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Now, what if he was taking you some beautiful mansion.
He was gonna give you a bunch of money and say, hey,
just have a fun weekend here man, take my car,
have a great time. Take the private jet home. Take
the private jet home.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
I know I should have, you know, had I not
been so drunk, I probably could have found out.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
But you called us in the back of a range
over right now. Yeah, Yeah, that's a crazy story. It's
almost like it's very similar to the hangover.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Yeah, I mean it was definitely a hangover experiencespital and
not knowing I got there, I ubered back to my
hotel and then I spent the whole day at the
pool drinking again, but not as not as much.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Well, thank you for sharing that story with us. Got joy.
Thank you let me too. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Bye, it's John Jay and rich sad morning.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Start. You were day with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 11 (19:10):
I wake up with my favorite artists and it's Billy Eilis,
it's Teddy Swims and you're listening to John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
So if you remember a couple of weeks ago. I remember, Kyle,
you were talking about some mosquito bites. You got lots
of mosquito bites. You have no sums, right right, And
this is stacks and hacks where I do over stacks
of information and rich you got life hacks. So the
no seums get this. There are four reasons why mosquitos
love you.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Four.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Do you fit into one of these categories? You just exercised,
not usually you're wearing dark clothing. Yeah, okay, you were
drinking alcohol. No, maybe this next one. You haven't showered.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Usually a specific type.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Of bacteria, and we have more bacteria near ankles and feet,
and that's why the mosquitoes are targeted toward you.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
That's so weird.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
I had always heard it was like your blood type.
They certain blood type.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Well how they know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
And then I also heard it had something to do
with your gut health and then your diet, like if
you eat more sweets, they're more attracted to you.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Did you know that schools now teach a different alphabet
song than the one we learned.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yes, what it's like going viral, It's basically the same,
like a B, C, D, E, F g except for
the tone is just different.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Oh I thought it was.
Speaker 9 (20:22):
Is it the elemental p.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
A B, c d E, f g.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
H I j k l M n O P q
r s T qu v w x y z.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Now I never will forget how to say the alpha be.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I'm not here for it.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
But they basically want to chop it up because the
element T or whatever it is, elemental P.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Maybe that's where they chopped it up.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Dang it, elemento B sounds like one word.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
But I tested my ten year old nephew on this
and I said, king, sing me the alphabet, and he's
singing the alphabet.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
The right way. So I don't know.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Okay, hashag keep element op then you go, there you go,
there you go.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Now I know my ABC's won't you sing with me? Yeah? Heck,
that's other things you could be working on and chase
the alphabet thing. Here's a couple of good news stories.
A woman in South Carolina hit the lottery for three
hundred thousand dollars just days after losing your job, and
a guy in North Carolina hit the lottery for two
hundred thousand dollars after a fortune cookie told him, don't
(21:34):
miss out on your chance to win big what I
bought a lottery ticket.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's the first fortune cookie ever that's actually hit.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Do you guys have air freshers in your house? And
where do you put them?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Rich on the floor?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Where in the hall? Okay, haying do you?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I put one in my closet and I keep them
basically everywhere there's an.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Outlet, Kyle, do you yeah? Same, They're like all over where.
They're just plugged in the wall.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Seng Shwey Experts says the best place for an air
fresher isn't your living room. It's right by front door,
so you're hit with a nice smell when you walk in,
and it's not too strong everywhere else.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I recommend putting an air freshener in your closet, though,
because it is nice walking into a fresh smelling closet
was closed, I could.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
See that thirty two hundred three thy two hundred year
old Egyptian tablet was found and it was like from
some office back in the day, and they had attendants
and work absences written down on the see and ancient
Egyptians the reason for skipping a work day because they
were embalming their brother brewing beer and stung by a scorpion.
(22:32):
This is all true.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Those are good stung by a scorpions.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
They had offices back then.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
That's interesting, whatever they do. Vietnamese doctors removed a live
two foot long eel from a man's abdomen after it
chewed through his intestines. The man had intentionally inserted a eel.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
If you know what I'm saying, Oh my gosh, did
he survive?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Yeah? No, one knows why you did that though. In
a new survey, a new poll, twenty seven percent of
Americans say they're worried they're becoming their parents. The average
person and realizes that they act like their parents right
around thirty years old, I'm so much like.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
My mom, and it's actually kind of really annoying. Really yeah,
because she does stuff that's annoying.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And then I right, like, what's your most mom quality?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Like when we're talking about something and then we just
switch topics, Like you'll be asking me about something and
I'll be like.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
So, Kyle, I'm rich.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
We go for life hacks.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Let's talk about being back to school or anytime you
have any sort of exam. This can work for people
that are, you know, just studying for any kind of tests.
You get nervous and you study and then you forget
the thing that you study. So scientists have come together
with a great life hack that's proven the work, and
it is scented erasers. Go buy yourself a pencil that
you're gonna use for a test that has a scented
(23:43):
eraser like strawberries or even I think they even like
have broccoli smelling ones. Really, I know it's gress, but
they have one and you take a whiff while you're
memorizing and then again during your testing. Associating sense with
memory is very powerful and effective. Try it, get your
A plus and then report back to us here at
the John Jay and Rich Show. All those life hacks.
He up at John jaye and Ridge dot com.
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