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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up, John Jay and Rich what's crack alike?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls dog snoopy Deagle, double.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Jigsel dang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
We're not talking about rich ten Te and we're not
talking about last year.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
If the one and only dog.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The last nays the last the big smooth Beagle, double
jiggle in your face to me and in the place
to be and you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
wake you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Ass John Jay and Rich jump on the air with
us right now. Eight seven seven nine three seven one
oh four seven Wednesday, February fifth, twenty twenty five. My
son was born today.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Happy birthday, Jake, twenty two years ago today.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That is hard to believe.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Remember I was in Yuma and I called into the
radio show. We have the clip I hate, I love
this clip and I hate this clip at the same
time because I was like crying but also in shock
that I had a kid.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Do you have it live from Yuma, Arizona. It's John
Jon what's going on? Hey, dude, tell us what's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's done, It's over. Little Jacob Hair was born at seven.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Thirty seven, right on, tell us tell us some stuff.
How much did you weigh?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
How long.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
It was seven point two pounds eighteen inches, his big hands,
big seat, a whole head of hair, and he's beautiful
and pink. I don't know what anything that means.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
When do you uh, when do you guys get to
go over and see him and all that stuff?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
A vegat two or three and he had that Advarst
score of a nine point five.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Which is good. That's how I should get his ten excellent.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
So that's a dish.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What precious?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That was the last time I cried? And then which
won into us to song? I did not?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I went into a song about the birth of a
childe And.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He called back and said, why did you go into
that song? That was stupid?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
He might complain.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Of course, he's twenty two years old today. It's pretty
crazy time flast. At the time that song was big,
it was creep.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That wasn't what it is which hilarious about that is
now that song is like.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But just right now two years ad so get this. Uh,
my body hurts right now, like my neck and my back.
You know, ask Kyle why why I asked me?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Why let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So my friend Chris, the guy that that trains me
to become friends, he wanted to buy a pickup truck.
So I said, he wanted to a Ford, and I
was like, I happened to know the owner of a
Ford dealership, who Pat Hickey. So, and he's a friend
of mine. Been on vacation with the dude a few times.
I said, I bet I can get you a great deal.
You know, I really believe that. And I go, in fact,
(02:54):
I'll even go there. I'll go with you. I'll meet
you there. So I met him at the Ford dealership
and he wants his car to a truck called a Maverick.
It's like the small truck.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Those are killer.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So Pat, you know, gives him this sweet deal and
he wants this one truck, uh and he Pat doesn't
have it. He wants it's a little upgrade. It's an XLT.
And as we're sitting there talking, he goes, I really
like a gray one. Pat literally gets notified that one
just got dropped off in their other lot, that exact
car that my friend Chris wants. So Pat's like, hey,
(03:26):
wait a second, today's your lucky day. He goes, let
me get in the car with me. So Pat is
in an F one fifty. I get in the front
seat and I'm like, I'm gonna film this. So I
grab my phone and Pat's driving. I hit record, and
I'm in the pickup truck and I'm so, I'm turned sideways.
I'm filming Pat. He slams on the gas right, so
my head goes back. Then he slams on the brake.
(03:48):
Then my head goes forward. Then he slams on the
gas and then my head goes back. Then he slams
on the brake, and he's doing it over and over
and over where I can't get to laugh to be
funny as my whole body's banging back and forth and forth,
back and forth, and I'm like whoa, whoa. He's like
like this obnoxious laugh, and like literally I have neck
pain now I have been He called me last night.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
He goes, Hi, you back for you buddy, send me
the bill. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So, anyway, my friend got a car. I put by
my body in jeopardy for my friend to get a
car to get that truck. And then and then because
he slammed on the brakes, my thumb hit the record
button off, so I don't have I don't have me
getting bang and forth. Yeah, but the car, because you know,
Pat has a car salesman in the car with us.
(04:40):
That guy caught part of it. He goes, I got
it on film, but he didn't. You'll have the tail
end of it. But my like literally my whole left
side of my neck hurts, and uh, it'll be frustrating
for you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Funny is if you actually went and got a whole
bunch of treatments and actually sent him to Bill.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I used another one of his clients, Learner and Road,
to sue him.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't care how bad you heard your stuff to
come with us schwanding today, So don't try to don't use.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
This, yeah to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You know, if I was going to use that, if
I was going to get out of going to the
waste management over today with the whole show, I would
have gone to go see Jake and Tucson today.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That was my plan.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know, how is he celebrating? Does he want to
go on to like bars?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What's he want to do?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't know what he wants to do, Probably nothing,
But I mean we're gonna go. He's coming home tomorrow.
We're gonna go to dinner Saturday, like I wanted to go.
I've never been outside of my son camp because he's
in Hawife missed a kid's birthday without being there with them.
But ever since camp's in Hawaii and I haven't been
able to be there, it's kind of like, okay, yeah, it's.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
A little different.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's like it's the different chapter. It's a new chapter
in your parenting life.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It is very much so.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Twenty two is a chill birthday anyways. It's like this
anti climactic one.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Good, that makes me feel better that you say, because
you're like the queen of all birthdays.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I love birthday, but like after twenty one, Like, nah,
it's only really fun once you get to thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I feel like twenty five you get rent a car.
That's kind of fun, that's true. Oh yeah yeah, but
then you get like off your parents' insurance, so it's
still it's.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Like, oh yeah, So like you know he's going to
move back, uh, I think in May or June, and
we thought we'd be empty nesters, right because Dutch going
to school in August and Blake was like, well, so
I guess it doesn't look like we're going to be
empty nesters, And I go, why doesn't he get an
apartment in a job?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Like why does he have to live here?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I mean, I'm all for it, but like, he's probably
gonna want an apartment.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
He can go, it'll probably be only it's just a
matter of time.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
He'll move in. He'll be there for a month and
be like.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Get me out of here.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Maybe because you know he likes to stay up late,
but he also loves to just play monopoly with his
friends all night.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, that being home is hard to resist. You guys
got a nice joint. I would want to hang out there.
Good food, you got the big TV.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well, free food, you got the big deal. Anyway, Happy
birthday boy,
Wakes up, John Jay and Rich what's crack alike?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls dog snoopy Deagle, double.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Jigsel dang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
We're not talking about rich ten Te and we're not
talking about last year.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
If the one and only dog.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The last nays the last the big smooth Beagle, double
jiggle in your face to me and in the place
to be and you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
wake you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Ass John Jay and Rich jump on the air with
us right now. Eight seven seven nine three seven one
oh four seven Wednesday, February fifth, twenty twenty five. My
son was born today.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Happy birthday, Jake, twenty two years ago today.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That is hard to believe.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I know.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Remember I was in Yuma and I called into the
radio show. We have the clip I hate, I love
this clip and I hate this clip at the same
time because I was like crying but also in shock
that I had a kid.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Do you have it live from Yuma, Arizona. It's John
Jon what's going on? Hey, dude, tell us what's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's done, It's over. Little Jacob Hair was born at seven.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Thirty seven, right on, tell us tell us some stuff.
How much did you weigh?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
How long.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
It was seven point two pounds eighteen inches, his big hands,
big seat, a whole head of hair, and he's beautiful
and pink. I don't know what anything that means.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
When do you uh, when do you guys get to
go over and see him and all that stuff?
Speaker 5 (01:42):
A vegat two or three and he had that Advarst
score of a nine point five.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Which is good. That's how I should get his ten excellent.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
So that's a dish.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What precious?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That was the last time I cried? And then which
won into us to song? I did not?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I went into a song about the birth of a
childe And.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He called back and said, why did you go into
that song? That was stupid?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
He might complain.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Of course, he's twenty two years old today. It's pretty
crazy time flast. At the time that song was big,
it was creep.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
That wasn't what it is which hilarious about that is
now that song is like.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But just right now two years ad so get this. Uh,
my body hurts right now, like my neck and my back.
You know, ask Kyle why why I asked me?
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Why let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Let me tell you why.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So my friend Chris, the guy that that trains me
to become friends, he wanted to buy a pickup truck.
So I said, he wanted to a Ford, and I
was like, I happened to know the owner of a
Ford dealership, who Pat Hickey. So, and he's a friend
of mine. Been on vacation with the dude a few times.
I said, I bet I can get you a great deal.
You know, I really believe that. And I go, in fact,
(02:54):
I'll even go there. I'll go with you. I'll meet
you there. So I met him at the Ford dealership
and he wants his car to a truck called a Maverick.
It's like the small truck.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Those are killer.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So Pat, you know, gives him this sweet deal and
he wants this one truck, uh and he Pat doesn't
have it. He wants it's a little upgrade. It's an XLT.
And as we're sitting there talking, he goes, I really
like a gray one. Pat literally gets notified that one
just got dropped off in their other lot, that exact
car that my friend Chris wants. So Pat's like, hey,
(03:26):
wait a second, today's your lucky day. He goes, let
me get in the car with me. So Pat is
in an F one fifty. I get in the front
seat and I'm like, I'm gonna film this. So I
grab my phone and Pat's driving. I hit record, and
I'm in the pickup truck and I'm so, I'm turned sideways.
I'm filming Pat. He slams on the gas right, so
my head goes back. Then he slams on the brake.
(03:48):
Then my head goes forward. Then he slams on the
gas and then my head goes back. Then he slams
on the brake, and he's doing it over and over
and over where I can't get to laugh to be
funny as my whole body's banging back and forth and forth,
back and forth, and I'm like whoa, whoa. He's like
like this obnoxious laugh, and like literally I have neck
pain now I have been He called me last night.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
He goes, Hi, you back for you buddy, send me
the bill. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So, anyway, my friend got a car. I put by
my body in jeopardy for my friend to get a
car to get that truck. And then and then because
he slammed on the brakes, my thumb hit the record
button off, so I don't have I don't have me
getting bang and forth. Yeah, but the car, because you know,
Pat has a car salesman in the car with us.
(04:40):
That guy caught part of it. He goes, I got
it on film, but he didn't. You'll have the tail
end of it. But my like literally my whole left
side of my neck hurts, and uh, it'll be frustrating
for you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Funny is if you actually went and got a whole
bunch of treatments and actually sent him to Bill.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I used another one of his clients, Learner and Road,
to sue him.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't care how bad you heard your stuff to
come with us schwanding today, So don't try to don't use.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
This, yeah to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You know, if I was going to use that, if
I was going to get out of going to the
waste management over today with the whole show, I would
have gone to go see Jake and Tucson today.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That was my plan.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know, how is he celebrating? Does he want to
go on to like bars?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
What's he want to do?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I don't know what he wants to do, Probably nothing,
But I mean we're gonna go. He's coming home tomorrow.
We're gonna go to dinner Saturday, like I wanted to go.
I've never been outside of my son camp because he's
in Hawife missed a kid's birthday without being there with them.
But ever since camp's in Hawaii and I haven't been
able to be there, it's kind of like, okay, yeah, it's.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
A little different.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's like it's the different chapter. It's a new chapter
in your parenting life.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It is very much so.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Twenty two is a chill birthday anyways. It's like this
anti climactic one.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Good, that makes me feel better that you say, because
you're like the queen of all birthdays.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
I love birthday, but like after twenty one, Like, nah,
it's only really fun once you get to thirty.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I feel like twenty five you get rent a car.
That's kind of fun, that's true. Oh yeah yeah, but
then you get like off your parents' insurance, so it's
still it's.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Like, oh yeah, So like you know he's going to
move back, uh, I think in May or June, and
we thought we'd be empty nesters, right because Dutch going
to school in August and Blake was like, well, so
I guess it doesn't look like we're going to be
empty nesters, And I go, why doesn't he get an
apartment in a job?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Like why does he have to live here?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
I mean, I'm all for it, but like, he's probably
gonna want an apartment.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
He can go, it'll probably be only it's just a
matter of time.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
He'll move in. He'll be there for a month and
be like.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Get me out of here.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Maybe because you know he likes to stay up late,
but he also loves to just play monopoly with his
friends all night.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, that being home is hard to resist. You guys
got a nice joint. I would want to hang out there.
Good food, you got the big TV.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Well, free food, you got the big deal. Anyway, Happy
birthday boy,
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