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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nick, our producer in the studio. Lot's going on with him?
Stuff that think extremely relatable. Sometimes it's not, which makes
it more relatable.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's happening? Okay, guys, So specifically and this is so,
my my daughter is four years old and she just
started a new gymnastics gym. She loves it, right, what
an entrepreneur, I know. I mean she's so great is
she started on her own. She's got about six students.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
U No.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So we're three weeks in and I'm typically the parent
that takes her. Now every she goes two times a week,
there's this mom there, very nice. I have no problems
with her, right, very welcoming as they come in as
a as a new parent to this, to the to
(00:50):
this experience for their children, except for the fact that
I hate her.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Why so she.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
When was the last you had your phone on loud?
I don't know if I'm expecting something.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
If I'm expecting like a call from someone, I don't
want to miss it, I'll turn on my ringer.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Really yeah, yeah, so roughly like twenty fifteen, right, is
the last time your ringer on loud? And so like
we're in this like tiny room and every every week
that we're there. Each day she gets a phone call
and it's so loud. Now I can also forgive the
(01:31):
loud ring except for what the ring tone is again
seems a little outdated. I've got it up there, rich Hello, Moto.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Want to answer your phone?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Because you're like two thousand and seven, That is that
the last time you heard that? Because that feels like
it to me. Secondly, the woman has an iPhone, so
you have a thousand options on what you can set
as your ring tone as loud as you can possibly
make it, but you choose something so long ago. And
(02:16):
when I was writing this down, I'm thinking like, look,
if she had like a Motorola razor right, or a
BlackBerry or I would get it and I'd be like, man,
that's pretty cool. You've got a twenty five year old phone.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
It's cool that she sought up the ring.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Actually knew what I think it is. It's probably her kids,
like I put my mom my mom. I took a
ring tone and I put it on.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Booty booty boy, booty booty everywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And I had it turned up loud, and she had
no idea how to turn it down. She had and
everywhere she went it was louder in hell everything, and
I would call her for fun just to know that
she would panic, and she would be in a panic
to answer the phone. So I mean she's got one
kid in gymnastics, right, yeah, so she might have another kid.
It's like screwed with the mom's phone, my kids, screwed
with my wife's phone. Is still to this day, there's
things in there that are just awful.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like if my but if my phone makes any noise,
I'm immediately embarrassed by it. Like but to have it
it's so loud, it's probably like she.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
If she takes a long time to answer it. That's
the way. Like you ever heard someone.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
With a ring tone really loud, and they're like if
you sit there, you're like, whose phone is that?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Whose phone is that?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's been ringing for a while and it's a unique
ring like that, And then a sudden you see the
person go, oh, that's my phone.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
She's probably heard it so much she's almost deaf to
it now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
She always I mean, it always gets through the hello Moto,
Hello Moto slaps hear it again.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I would not answer Hello Moto.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I get a call right now.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She answered iPhone Hello, less peppy.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The ninth time you've heard get into this this Facebook
account that your wife's into that you're.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Saying, yeah, I don't know, guys, I have no control
over anything in my world. Ever, So there's this, I
guess in every little area there's a Facebook account for
the specific areas called buy Nothing, and it's basically how
I can surmise, it is just moms trying to get
rid of stuff. And it works because you have to
(04:22):
be accepted to the account. It has to be you know,
you have to be vetted. Well. My wife, God bless her,
you guys. She finds this giant playground set right for
the kids. She finds it not buy Nothing, and it's
this it's this like dome thing and it's like all
bars and my kids love climbing. So she was like,
can you go pick it up? And I was like, well, sure,
(04:44):
I mean, that's that's fine. I'm a I'm a great husband,
so that's what I can I can handle. To go
to a stranger's house past, yeah, And I was like,
I have to do. It's four minutes from here, come on,
And so she been going back and forth with his
one and all day. Finally there She's like, oh, yeah,
my husband's home, now send him over. So I go
(05:05):
over and I'm you know, I got a little pep
in my step because I'm doing my good deed of
the day. And the first thing the woman tells me
as I'm walking in is I'm so glad you're here.
I think this piece of playground equipment was going to
make my husband and I get divorced. Whoa And I
was like, Okay, that's fun. Now she runs an in
(05:27):
home daycare, so you would think playground equipment necessary.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I walk into the backyard and I am not exaggerating.
It's a thousand pieces. It's like all broken down and
they're all like steel bars. So it's like, also, they
hadn't completely taken it apart yet, so I had to
bring my own tools and then also take the rest
(05:56):
of this thing apart.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Or is it?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I mean, you would think this thing like in the
picture that they sent it was like it looks nice.
Apparently it's the first one that was ever distributed to
the community.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Does hold on a second? Take this call hello motto?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Same And then the husband comes out and he's like,
thank you so much for taking this. I hate it
so much. Why why I I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's because maybe you never put it together, never see
pictures of a complete.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah. They said they sent a picture of a complete
of a stock photo, and I have specific about it
because I was like, okay, so if I take it
all apart, how am I going to get back to
get you have instructions? And they're like, oh no, don't
worry about it, We'll send you a picture, and I
was like, that is probably not going to be helpful.
I'm not the spoiler, guys, the handiest person in the
(07:07):
world anyway, and you just hand me a thousand bars
with strip screws and whatever else. I'm completely funny to
back up on the buy nothing group and get rid
of that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Well, build it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, it's still in the battle. Yeah, and she now
she has recruited neighbors to come over this weekend. Apparently
to put it together.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
You need to find build something for nothing.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah yeah, Grant, Grant, what if I mean, I'm just saying,
what if it's cursed?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Like what if?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
What if we?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I mean they're gonna get divorced because of this playground?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Said?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
What if it's like a Stephen King type scenario. Yeah, exactly.
You get it and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It comes alive. You have to seven days to build
it or you die.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Were getting there. Speaking of grand We've got text about you, Grant.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It says, you know I always say text us text
JJR whatever's on your mind to nine six eight ninety three.
It says John, Jay and Rich love you guys. Bring
back the Unhinged Afterwards podcast. I'm unsure if you got
in trouble, but I love the cursing, the potty talk,
the overall debauchery that it was. You should also rear
air Golden Butt Slams of My Child sick and I'm
(08:25):
bane for your new listeners. Also, Grant, bring back the
jj R BTS.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Christmas wish.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh yeahs was great.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Actually hashtag Christmas wish.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
At the end of this text shout out a shout
out to a terrible person. The other podcast I do
that basically replaced the BTS at this point.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
But yeah, BTS would be fun.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
We've been trying to We've been discussing it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Can't you do it with Peyton with Jenna?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
No me and we'ren have fun when we hop on
a podcast Every now and then.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Anyway, Nick, thank you so much for sharing your life
on us. We appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I bet you. People can
ask us how do they find that ringtone? Is it
called moto? How do you find that ring to?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Just email me I'll send it to you.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Hello.
Nick, our producer in the studio. Lot's going on with him?
Stuff that think extremely relatable. Sometimes it's not, which makes
it more relatable.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's happening? Okay, guys, So specifically and this is so,
my my daughter is four years old and she just
started a new gymnastics gym. She loves it, right, what
an entrepreneur, I know. I mean she's so great is
she started on her own. She's got about six students.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
U No.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So we're three weeks in and I'm typically the parent
that takes her. Now every she goes two times a week,
there's this mom there, very nice. I have no problems
with her, right, very welcoming as they come in as
a as a new parent to this, to the to
(00:50):
this experience for their children, except for the fact that
I hate her.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Why so she.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
When was the last you had your phone on loud?
I don't know if I'm expecting something.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
If I'm expecting like a call from someone, I don't
want to miss it, I'll turn on my ringer.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Really yeah, yeah, so roughly like twenty fifteen, right, is
the last time your ringer on loud? And so like
we're in this like tiny room and every every week
that we're there. Each day she gets a phone call
and it's so loud. Now I can also forgive the
(01:31):
loud ring except for what the ring tone is again
seems a little outdated. I've got it up there, rich Hello, Moto.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Want to answer your phone?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Because you're like two thousand and seven, That is that
the last time you heard that? Because that feels like
it to me. Secondly, the woman has an iPhone, so
you have a thousand options on what you can set
as your ring tone as loud as you can possibly
make it, but you choose something so long ago. And
(02:16):
when I was writing this down, I'm thinking like, look,
if she had like a Motorola razor right, or a
BlackBerry or I would get it and I'd be like, man,
that's pretty cool. You've got a twenty five year old phone.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
It's cool that she sought up the ring.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Actually knew what I think it is. It's probably her kids,
like I put my mom my mom. I took a
ring tone and I put it on.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Booty booty boy, booty booty everywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
And I had it turned up loud, and she had
no idea how to turn it down. She had and
everywhere she went it was louder in hell everything, and
I would call her for fun just to know that
she would panic, and she would be in a panic
to answer the phone. So I mean she's got one
kid in gymnastics, right, yeah, so she might have another kid.
It's like screwed with the mom's phone, my kids, screwed
with my wife's phone. Is still to this day, there's
things in there that are just awful.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like if my but if my phone makes any noise,
I'm immediately embarrassed by it. Like but to have it
it's so loud, it's probably like she.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
If she takes a long time to answer it. That's
the way. Like you ever heard someone.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
With a ring tone really loud, and they're like if
you sit there, you're like, whose phone is that?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Whose phone is that?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's been ringing for a while and it's a unique
ring like that, And then a sudden you see the
person go, oh, that's my phone.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
She's probably heard it so much she's almost deaf to
it now.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
She always I mean, it always gets through the hello Moto,
Hello Moto slaps hear it again.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I would not answer Hello Moto.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I get a call right now.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
She answered iPhone Hello, less peppy.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
The ninth time you've heard get into this this Facebook
account that your wife's into that you're.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Saying, yeah, I don't know, guys, I have no control
over anything in my world. Ever, So there's this, I
guess in every little area there's a Facebook account for
the specific areas called buy Nothing, and it's basically how
I can surmise, it is just moms trying to get
rid of stuff. And it works because you have to
(04:22):
be accepted to the account. It has to be you know,
you have to be vetted. Well. My wife, God bless her,
you guys. She finds this giant playground set right for
the kids. She finds it not buy Nothing, and it's
this it's this like dome thing and it's like all
bars and my kids love climbing. So she was like,
can you go pick it up? And I was like, well, sure,
(04:44):
I mean, that's that's fine. I'm a I'm a great husband,
so that's what I can I can handle. To go
to a stranger's house past, yeah, And I was like,
I have to do. It's four minutes from here, come on,
And so she been going back and forth with his
one and all day. Finally there She's like, oh, yeah,
my husband's home, now send him over. So I go
(05:05):
over and I'm you know, I got a little pep
in my step because I'm doing my good deed of
the day. And the first thing the woman tells me
as I'm walking in is I'm so glad you're here.
I think this piece of playground equipment was going to
make my husband and I get divorced. Whoa And I
was like, Okay, that's fun. Now she runs an in
(05:27):
home daycare, so you would think playground equipment necessary.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I walk into the backyard and I am not exaggerating.
It's a thousand pieces. It's like all broken down and
they're all like steel bars. So it's like, also, they
hadn't completely taken it apart yet, so I had to
bring my own tools and then also take the rest
(05:56):
of this thing apart.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Or is it?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I mean, you would think this thing like in the
picture that they sent it was like it looks nice.
Apparently it's the first one that was ever distributed to
the community.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Does hold on a second? Take this call hello motto?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Same And then the husband comes out and he's like,
thank you so much for taking this. I hate it
so much. Why why I I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's because maybe you never put it together, never see
pictures of a complete.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah. They said they sent a picture of a complete
of a stock photo, and I have specific about it
because I was like, okay, so if I take it
all apart, how am I going to get back to
get you have instructions? And they're like, oh no, don't
worry about it, We'll send you a picture, and I
was like, that is probably not going to be helpful.
I'm not the spoiler, guys, the handiest person in the
(07:07):
world anyway, and you just hand me a thousand bars
with strip screws and whatever else. I'm completely funny to
back up on the buy nothing group and get rid
of that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Well, build it.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
No, it's still in the battle. Yeah, and she now
she has recruited neighbors to come over this weekend. Apparently
to put it together.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
You need to find build something for nothing.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah yeah, Grant, Grant, what if I mean, I'm just saying,
what if it's cursed?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Like what if?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
What if we?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I mean they're gonna get divorced because of this playground?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Said?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
What if it's like a Stephen King type scenario. Yeah, exactly.
You get it and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It comes alive. You have to seven days to build
it or you die.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Were getting there. Speaking of grand We've got text about you, Grant.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It says, you know I always say text us text
JJR whatever's on your mind to nine six eight ninety three.
It says John, Jay and Rich love you guys. Bring
back the Unhinged Afterwards podcast. I'm unsure if you got
in trouble, but I love the cursing, the potty talk,
the overall debauchery that it was. You should also rear
air Golden Butt Slams of My Child sick and I'm
(08:25):
bane for your new listeners. Also, Grant, bring back the
jj R BTS.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Christmas wish.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh yeahs was great.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Actually hashtag Christmas wish.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
At the end of this text shout out a shout
out to a terrible person. The other podcast I do
that basically replaced the BTS at this point.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
But yeah, BTS would be fun.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
We've been trying to We've been discussing it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Can't you do it with Peyton with Jenna?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
No me and we'ren have fun when we hop on
a podcast Every now and then.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Anyway, Nick, thank you so much for sharing your life
on us. We appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I bet you. People can
ask us how do they find that ringtone? Is it
called moto? How do you find that ring to?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Just email me I'll send it to you.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Hello.
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