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March 21, 2025 78 mins
HAPPY FRIDAY! Payton went to the creepy Circle K on her way in this morning and she almost didn'f make it here to tell the tale. Oooooo. ALSO, it's SPRING BREAK BUST and we asked you to share your AWKWARD MOMENTS! If you have any more to share DM us @johnjayandrich over the weekend. Plus, SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE (and its a good one)
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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to be And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
wake your.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Ass, John Jay and Rich. That's Friday. Come on, I
think we could do better than that.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
We made it.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's Friday.

Speaker 7 (00:34):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
March twenty first, our funt numbers eight seven, seven, ninety three,
seven one oh four seven.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
You can text.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Us text jj R and whatever is on your mind
to the number nine six eight nine three this morning.
I'm no math person, but Peyton said, I'm testing my luck.
I have eleven miles in my gas tank. It takes
me nineteen miles to get to work if I don't
pass the gas station when I leave from home to
get to the freeway. So I'm testing my luck that

(01:04):
don't get stranded on the side of the road. Like
I consider myself an expert in.

Speaker 8 (01:09):
This catag you got you play it pretty fast and loose.
I do in your car too.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
I've driven my car when it gets down to zero,
but I'm usually within a half a quarter of a
mile to the gas station. I love Peyton's math is
way off.

Speaker 8 (01:23):
I left my house last night to go get gas
and I had one hundred and seventy eight miles left.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's a total difference between it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
So did you made it, Peyton?

Speaker 9 (01:30):
I did? I made it here.

Speaker 10 (01:31):
I did have to stop at a gas station though,
so by like, from the way that I get from
home to work, I don't pass the gas station unless
I get off the freeway to get to work, and.

Speaker 9 (01:41):
So I know my car.

Speaker 10 (01:43):
I know that it probably like once it gets to zero,
holds like twenty miles. Like I know that about my car.
So I was like, I can make it. So I'm driving,
I get off the exit to get to work, and
I look at my gas tank and I'm like, oh,
that's like really past zero, Like I've never seen it
get that far. So I was like, I'm just gonna
stop at the gas station right here. No, biggie, it's

(02:04):
a new circle. K.

Speaker 9 (02:05):
It's nice. I'll be fine.

Speaker 10 (02:08):
Never will I ever get gas on this side of
town again when the sun is not up.

Speaker 11 (02:15):
I know, I'm like, I'm so scared for you because
I know where.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
That's okay, you sat there, No, not the scary circle K.

Speaker 11 (02:25):
It's a brand new circle K just right down the ridge,
which eventually will be the second scary circle atually.

Speaker 10 (02:32):
So I'm getting gas and I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay,
all right whatever, And then I get out and I
take my gas, like taking the pump out, and all
of a sudden, I hear, hey, hey, hey, you with
the pants, Hey you, I'm talking to you. Why aren't
you looking at me? And I kind of like look around,
and this lady, who was obviously obviously out of her mind,

(02:55):
starts running at me, sprinting at me across the Circle
K parking lot. I had never gotten in my car
so fast. I think I left the gas thing hanging.
I seriously think I like took it out of my
car through it. I drove from work or from the
gas station to work with my gas tank wide open.
I've never gotten out of somewhere so fast.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
In my Could you see her like chasing you like
terminator too in the reason mirror?

Speaker 9 (03:21):
Could you terrify I was terrified. Yeah, I kind of
saw her like in my rear view mirror. But she
stopped running eventually.

Speaker 10 (03:28):
But I have I skirted out of there so fast
she could.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
Have killed me.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
Yeah killed Listen, there's one universal truth to not great neighborhoods.
If you ever hear somebody yell hey, that's never gonna
be good.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah for you.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
How many people were around you not wearing pants?

Speaker 11 (03:43):
I told you she got pants on.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I can't see her. I've not seen her pants all
day long.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
That's so funny.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
That's why I knew she was talking to me.

Speaker 11 (03:56):
Okay, what if this woman actually saved your life? What
if there was someone coming up behind you right and
she was like, hey, you with the pits, like she
didn't want to say look out.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
To alert the person that.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Was about to merceryer.

Speaker 11 (04:09):
She was running towards him to save you chances, I know,
but I like to think that would be.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
A little less scary if you were driving away and
she was like, hey, you with the pants, you're getting
the car take off, and then as you look at
the river mirror, you see someone come behind her and
stab her.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
She was running from somebody.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
There's always somebody more on more drugs.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
She just got escaped from someone's trunk and she's trying
to get a ride.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
To safety, and you took off.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I thought I could get a ride. She filled up
her take.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
That's a disaster house.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, I'm glad you did run out of gas. My
wife told me when we were dating.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
My wife and I were dating, I didn't have a
Car's driving my dad's jeep, and I was going. I
was going somewhere and I ran out of gas and
she wouldn't pick me up, and I had to take
a hitch height back in the day, I hitchhiked.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
And got a ride and then got gas.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
And she told me that she will never ever ever
pick me up if I run out of gas. She said,
there's no excuse to ever run out of gas. Right,
So now we're we get married, been married about less
than a year, and I'm living in Cincinnati and I
have a twenty minute drive to work and I run
out of gas, right, I don't call her. So I
walk to a gas station and it's not open, but

(05:20):
they're going to open, like in an hour, and I
walk up.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's all dark, and I walk up to the glass.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
And I put my hands up to the glass and
I'm looking inside and I see someone. I knock on
the window and they don't open it, and I'm like
dang it. And I'm waiting and then some cops pull
up and I'm like, hey, I go can you help me?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
And they go, well, I go, I can't remember how
the guy happened. What happened? I go, well, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (05:42):
They go, well, we heard that there's a there's some
guy walking around, uh and it's kind of dangerous. I
was like, well, Jesus, let me in, and they're like,
we think it's you, like the person in the gas
station call ninety one one or called the cops because
I was knocking on the.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Way like oh I ran out of gas. And then
then they helped me. They get me the gas and villain.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
You're the hey guy, Yeah, yeah, how you with the pants?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's like a time more. You go back in time.
I was a guy yelling you with the pants and.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
We were both out of fuel at the same time.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh man, you're safe. That is actually YEA.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Call one of us and we'll meet you at the
gas station.

Speaker 10 (06:23):
Thinking about like, if I did run out of gas,
who would I call? I was like, would I call
like Nick, or would I call my dad or my boyfriend?
Like I went through like in my head, like I seriously.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
Thought I was gonna run out of cast.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
I think you got a call whoever is because you
know we're all away, because you have to figure out
whoever's closer to you.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
No, yeah, I would probably.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
I would probably call you guys every yere and then
I would call my dad come get my car. I
don't think I would call my boyfriend. He'd get mad.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
You'd have plenty of people to come rust.

Speaker 10 (06:50):
I would, yeah, But I'm glad I was able to
get up out of there because never again.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Hey you with the pants, And then you're like, wait
a minute, if you think about how you brain work, you're.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Like, I have pants on. Wonder if that's a talking
about me?

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Hello anyway, anyway, Well, we're glad you're safe.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
We're glad you're here. We're gonna have to put a
picture of your pants.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
This is like a couple of times this week that
your your outfit has has made our show content.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
So you had the whole Beyonce Canadian tuxedo the other day.
Now you got leopard pants on and what.

Speaker 12 (07:22):
Else Nicki Minaj sh graphic t Oh that's cool and
my favorite leather jacket.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I love you?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
How you with the Nicki Minaj shirt. Kyle's coming up
with three things you need to Know.

Speaker 11 (07:31):
I'll tell you why you may want to consider to
start brain flossing, and if you don't know what that is,
I'll fill you in next with John Jane Rich.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Call the show and join the Fun eight.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Jaye Rich, Hello, Happy Friday. It's a wonderful day today, Kyle.
Do you have for three things? O? Gosh, I shouldn't
do that and then you go into something horrific For
three things you need to know, it's a wonderful day.

Speaker 11 (07:55):
People are vandalizing Tesla's everywhere there is a hashtag trending.
It's called hashtag take down Tesla, and across the country
people have been vandalizing Tesla's and Tesla dealerships and now
they're getting in big trouble. The Attorney General announced charges
against three individuals from Salem to Loveland and South Carolina.
Each defendant is facing serious charges carrying a minimum penalty

(08:16):
of five years and up to twenty years in prison.
They say brain flossing is something that could totally help
you and everyone should start doing it. It's a trend
going viral on TikTok, and experts explain brain flossing as
a mental well being phenomenon inspired by the idea of
cleansing your mind, much like flossing cleanses your teeth.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
It includes listening to eight.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
D audio sounds that switch between left and right ears.
Eight D audio apparently makes it feel like the music
is traveling from one ear to the other, pulsating around
your head and creating the sensation that you're clearing the
brain of unwanted gunk. And I was like, where does
one find eight D audio? Apparently you can just search
eight D audio on YouTube, SoundCloud, or Amazon Music.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Help you relax, help you sleep, have you unwind?

Speaker 11 (09:02):
I think it's kind of annoying when you hear one
thing in one ear when you have headphones on it
not the other. But apparently I've never really tried going
back and forth between the ears. Apparently it's uh, it's
very beneficial to clearing out that gunk.

Speaker 10 (09:15):
That reminds me like I have the beats pros, like
the little headphones or whatever, and whenever I like turn
my head one way, all the music will go onto
one side and if I turn it the.

Speaker 9 (09:24):
Other, it'll go to the other side. And I can't stand.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You can't turn that off?

Speaker 13 (09:28):
You can?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, it's like the spatial audio thing.

Speaker 9 (09:30):
What it is?

Speaker 8 (09:31):
The Apple AirPods have that, yees. So you got to
set it up so that when you're you know, like
walking or doing whatever.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
That's different than brain flossing.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yes, okay, yes, Grant.

Speaker 14 (09:39):
I don't mean to shoehorn myself into this, but the
binaural beats is what you're talking about. Basically, it's how
you reprogram your brain and the government and scientists have
been using it to connect to the AFTRA world for years,
so people who basically you can dream and sleep and
go places in the real world. It's a real thing.

(10:00):
But that's how they do it is with this quote
unquote brain flossing thing.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
I think this is a trick.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I'm very scared.

Speaker 15 (10:09):
A bit.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Grant.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
Is like those experts that warn you about TikTok trends,
don't do it.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I think there's some weird mind big time. I think
you might be onto something there.

Speaker 11 (10:22):
Okay, well, I think we can all agree that when
it comes to getting tasks done, especially those tasks that
can be like you know, pretty big, overwhelming, or really important.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
You want to get them done quickly and efficiently.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Right.

Speaker 6 (10:35):
A new study suggests.

Speaker 11 (10:37):
That going number two before doing something important or a
large task will help you get it done quicker and
more efficiently.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
In fact, they highly.

Speaker 11 (10:47):
Recommend this for elite athletes before big games.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
I was gonna say, that's the PGP. I know exactly
what you're talking about. The pregame too.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
It really does.

Speaker 10 (10:57):
So much lighter, Like as soon as you said that,
I was like, that brings me back to playing basketball
p GP.

Speaker 11 (11:02):
They say reducing pressure in that area enhances your cognitive judgments.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
So that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
If you're, like, you know, an animal getting ready to
be chased by a like a cheetah, you better poove
so that you can get your run on.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
But we have paint as the pg we said the PSP.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, appreciate.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
But there's something you said at the very beginning. How
do you start that story?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
I said it if you have like a large task
at hand, what.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
If going poop is your large task?

Speaker 11 (11:28):
Make care of that task and anything that follows it.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Your your brain is going to be firing on all cylinders.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
That's the leaving on your to do list. You're having
a good day for me.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
That's all every day and that's three things you need
to know.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Horsecope time, Peyton, what's a vibe today?

Speaker 10 (11:42):
I'm going to tell you about what your sign says
about your sleep habits.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven Thomas, good.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Morning, good morning? Are you? What's your sign?

Speaker 16 (11:55):
As my birthday?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Thank you?

Speaker 15 (12:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (12:01):
Well, I'm gonna tell you how kind of your sleep
habits go for your birthday as your little birthday present aries.
You guys treat sleep like a speed run. You'll be
up at three am making impulse decisions and then suddenly
you're gonna crash like a phone on one percent. When
you do sleep, it's or when you do sleep, you
wake up like you're in a battle scene. Blankets on
the floor, pillows across the room, and somehow a bruise

(12:23):
from like an unknown source.

Speaker 16 (12:25):
That sounds about right. Thank you for that.

Speaker 9 (12:28):
Welcome, Happy birthday, have the best day.

Speaker 16 (12:30):
Thank you, having a good day.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Heidi, good morning? What you were? What's your sign? Heidi?

Speaker 10 (12:39):
Oh, good morning, I'm just like rich okay for my Pisces.
This is what your sign says about your sleep habits.
First of all, your dreams are straight up movies. You
guys wake up with visions like full blown plot lines
and emotional damage from things that didn't even happen. You
could literally write a best selling fantasy novel based on

(12:59):
your sleep adventures.

Speaker 12 (13:01):
That's so true.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
And I don't know about you, Heidi, but mine have
a full soundtrack and everything.

Speaker 17 (13:06):
Oh they have everything.

Speaker 18 (13:07):
I wake up, you know, I'm either mad at the
husband for cheating on me, or that's so real.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
You know.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
I've heard a dream expert say that if you're dreaming
about the person that you love cheating on you, it's
everything that you dream about is all part of your personality.
So you're mad at yourself for like cheating on something
or cheating yourself with something interesting.

Speaker 13 (13:27):
I can see that last part definitely right, Heidi.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
There's a stand up comedian Andrew Schultz, and he dropped
the special last week and he talks about his wife
having nightmares that he cheated on her, and he was like, well,
so in your nightmare, tell me what happened. Give me
the details, Like did the girl do this? Was it
more than one girl? And she's like, no, she didn't
do that. He goes, oh, so in your nightmare, it's
also my nightmare, like she doesn't do all these things

(13:52):
that he wants her to do.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
Try to watch that Andrew Schultz stand up and I
couldn't because he looks so weirdly like my cousin Geo
was watching it and I was like, I got to
turn this off.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
This is so weirdal So I'll have to show you.

Speaker 9 (14:04):
The comparison is great.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Special's really if you've ever gone through infertility treatments and
struggled to have a baby. He's whole specials about what
him and his wife went through to have a baby.
And it's funny because my wife and I watched it
and it's kind of like, wow, that's at some point
or another I've told the same version of that story.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
It's it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 15 (14:21):
Good morning, Good mornings, Gemini.

Speaker 10 (14:25):
Okay, Geminis, your sleep schedule is straight up chaotic. One
night you're out here pulling an all night or watching
conspiracy theories, and the next you're knocking out at seven
pm like a grandma. And let's be real, you just
can't sleep without scrolling through your phone for at least
an hour.

Speaker 18 (14:41):
Oh my gosh, that is so mean.

Speaker 19 (14:45):
A marathon twenty nine hour shifts.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
I've been great, tired and wired and come home tired
and wired. Yep, can't sleep, can't stay awake?

Speaker 15 (14:55):
Absolutely that shit.

Speaker 18 (14:57):
I have a good one.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
What I'm like.

Speaker 12 (15:00):
Kind of family.

Speaker 16 (15:01):
Happy Friday and let's see what has for Virgos today?

Speaker 9 (15:05):
Be Friday?

Speaker 10 (15:05):
Okay, Virgos, John Jay, you really need to listen up,
because I know you're all about your sleep and stuff.
But Mike, your sleep routine is scientifically optimized. You have
a set bed time, a skincare routine, and a perfect
blow to body ratio. By the second you laid down, boom,
your brain decides it's time to overanalyze every decision that
you've made since twenty twelve.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Uh, nailed it, nail big time that one, dead on,
dead on, All right, Mike, have great day, dog day night.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
How about for.

Speaker 10 (15:35):
Libras Libra Kyle, you have the cutest sleep setup, fluffy blankets,
aesthetic fairy lights, maybe even a pinterest worthy nighttime tea routine,
But actually falling asleep you really struggle because you're too
busy replaying old conversations throughout the day and making up
fake scenarios where you finally say the perfect comeback.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
That may happen if we didn't have our schedule, but.

Speaker 11 (15:57):
I feel like I'm out in two seconds or left.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
If we can get to your sign, they'll post it
on our website. John Jay Ridge dot com. Now, in
three Things You Need to Know, had was a big
poop story.

Speaker 11 (16:08):
It was basically, you should number two before any big
task that you need to accomplish because it helps your
brain like cognitive function.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
I believe David agrees with that story, right David, Yeah,
John Jay, what's the story?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I grew up.

Speaker 15 (16:23):
I grew up in Michigan, and I used to work
for dog shows. At dog shows, and before the owners
would take their dogs into their rings, they would take
a match and put it up their butt to make
them poop, because apparently the sulfur and the match made
the dogs once you get rid of it, and the
only way that can get rid of it would be
to poop it out.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
So when you say they wouldn't light the match right
to just stick a match up?

Speaker 3 (16:45):
There no, no, that would be cool.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Stick up either way?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
You know what I'm going to try that later today.
I'm going to try a match. I'm going to try
a remote control. I'm going to try usage we'll drive hope.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try lots of stuff.

Speaker 10 (17:03):
I'm gonna test that theory out.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'm gonna try a pizza roller, a pizza slicer, I'm
gonna try. I'm gonna make a text me all the
things I can put up there to test it to
make that happen. Thanks Dave, Andrea.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Good morning, Hi, good morning, good morning. What's going on?

Speaker 12 (17:25):
Hi? So I am calling in in regard to what
Peyon was talking about earlier about she received a message
from somebody on either Facebook or Instagram and somebody kind
of made her feel like She's a disgrace for being
black and white. I'm actually Hispanic and whites, and I

(17:49):
have been going through this my entire life and I
still go through it to this day. I'm definitely Hispanic,
I look like it. Last name with his Hispanic, but
I don't speak Spanish, and I've definitely been made kind
of felt like I was a little bit of a

(18:10):
disgrace for how dare you be Hispanic and look Hispanic
and don't speak Spanish, but she's right best of both worlds.

Speaker 19 (18:17):
I love it, honestly.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I also am half Hispanic and I'm half Dutch, and
I look more white than I do Mexicano. I don't
look at all Mexican, but my mother full on, you know,
brown skin, black hair, brown eyes, very dark complexed. And
when I was growing up, we moved around a lot,
and we actually lived in Mexico. And when I lived
in Mexico, I got bullied for being white Mexican. When

(18:40):
I lived in the United States, I went to school
the United States, I had the Mexican Thecholos. Sometimes I'd
be in the bathroom to go pee, and I remember
they come in a gang of them and it would
throw me up against the wall.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
And then my uncles were like, when.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
That happens, next time he goes start speaking Spanish, So
I mean he got away, So he got and then
he said, I'll leave you alone. I was like, you're crazy,
so I did, and they left me alone. They became
my They were like my friends. Ivles wore a hairnet. Yeah, yeah,
so I relate.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
To both of you.

Speaker 10 (19:08):
Yeah, and as like awkward and as uncomfortable it is
to talk about that kind of stuff and to talk
about race, especially for me, Like I physically start to
get uncomfortable, I get flushed, I start to get hot.
It's like so many people do go through this, and
it's like we need to know that we're not alone.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
You know.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
It's funny because it feels like we're flushed, you're feeling terrible.
Let me tell you all this right on my head.
I'm now, I'm in school in Mexico, fourth grade. Hey,
you got new cheos, gonna go, new Cheo's gonna go.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And they step on my.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
New shoes, which, by the way, we could barely afford
new shoes from a special dance, which that's a whole
other story because my mom got me ten shoes for
a dance. Had to wear a suit. Although that's in now,
but it wasn't in the fourth grade. Yeah, anyway, yeah,
we could related.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (19:47):
Thanks for sharing your story too.

Speaker 20 (19:49):
Yeah. No, I listen to you guys all the time.

Speaker 12 (19:51):
I appreciate it. First time on the radio and I
was like, Bam, this is a great thing I can
actually relate to and kind of tell my story.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
I love that you call.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Right, we can relate to people. That's very new for me.

Speaker 21 (20:07):
So you guys are awesome.

Speaker 19 (20:08):
I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 12 (20:11):
No problem, Bye you guys.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Rich What do you got for the life hacks today?

Speaker 8 (20:14):
Hey, the hacks have been passed around for years, but
there's a couple of them that science actually backs up.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Is fact. We'll tell your folks.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Also, if you texted us and we haven't read your
text or called you back, we're calling people back sacks
and Hacks's next cold calling people after that.

Speaker 20 (20:29):
Same money moment at your day with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 11 (20:33):
I wake up with my favorite artists and say, that's
Billy Eirich, it's Teddy Swims, and you're listening to John
Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
John for saxon hacks. I have sax information. Rich has
life hacks. A new poll found that the average restaurant
tip is eighteen point nine percent. Delaware leaves the biggest tips,
while California leaves the worst, and even if you're the
best server in the world, seven percent of people never
leave a tip.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh that's bad a gallop.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Paul You released the results of its annual study on
how happy people are with their lives around the World.
Finland came in first out of one hundred and forty
seven countries, The United States came in at twenty fourth,
and Afghanistan came in last. We're doing We're at in
the middle of spring break bus. We probably got another
two weeks left the spring break bus. But a spring
break beach brawl in Florida, and it was an eighteen

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year old biting off someone else's ear, completely off the ear.
Bier was arrested for felony battery. There's a Oh, I'm
gonna get to this a second. There's I have some
big science news and I think it's interesting because Rich
does this Coast to Coast show all about weird stuff
in space. It's pretty cool stuff. I'll get that in
a second. My bad, my notes had it right there.

(21:42):
I should just do it now so that I've been
talking about because I'm excited to hear it.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Good.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
It's a good teacher. That Cheesetay Factories menu is getting bigger.
They're cutting thirteen menu items, but they're adding twenty more.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Let's go cheese cha.

Speaker 11 (21:53):
Their menu is already too big, Like there's already too.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Many for Kyle.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
This yeah, sixty four percent set of Americans experience math anxiety.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I totally do when it comes down to tip time.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
Oh yeah, especially if you're you know, I'm married to
a smart lady who'll be like, it's just twenty three
percent of that, and I just look at her like
I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I don't, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I tried to do it in my head and then
I try to not like eventually got to go to
the calculator. So I try to be like a good
dad and be like, Okay, kids, what's twenty percent of this?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Come on?

Speaker 5 (22:23):
I'm trying to educate them, but I'm really doing it
for my own edifice.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Edification.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
He edifice.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Hold on, let me get them. I'm a little discombobulated.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
This here's a sciad story.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Okay, hold on, hold on, Oh here we go.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
A kayaker in Sweden is going viral thanks to an
otter that absolutely loves him.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Her name is Leap.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
She found her as a baby a year and a
half ago and realized the mother was gone the baby otter.
He nursed the otter back to life, to back to health,
then released her. So she's fine on her own, but
every year he shows up and it is kayaking every
year or every month, and she's excited she comes to
jump on the kayak.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Ohs, you recognize.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
The stranded space station astronauts that came home on Tuesday,
and Cow did a bunch of stories on that. They
had people wondering how much they made in space? Did
you see this story?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
How much did it? So?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Their salary was one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a
year they were there in extra nine months they got
it extra five dollars a day, two and eighty six days,
so they each got one four hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 10 (23:28):
Oh, that's a messed up, especially because the emotional trauma
that they probably went through up there of not being
able to.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Come home as NASA, but NASA also says, hey, man,
we also covered their meals, lodging, and transportation.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
You didn't have to pay rent up there. You know what, man,
and it come back in your body is all weird.
Did you hear how their hearts turned from heart shape
to circle shape? With your own space like that takes
a long time to recover.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
In astronomy, it was a study found this is deep.
You gotta really think about this. Our whole universe might
exist inside a black hole. The oldest galaxies are twice
as likely to spend clockwise than counterclockwise. So if the
universe was born by getting flushed down a black hole,
you might explain why clockwise.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Is more common. WHOA, that's the that was for you,
because I know how you're into that stuff.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Well, you know how they say that those those circles
repeat everywhere all over the universe. That's one spiral pattern.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
That's your world. No, we don't know how they say that.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well they say that, but what do you got for
live hacks?

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Let's keep it a little easier. So you know how
people have been coming up with live.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Hacks for years and years.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
And people swear by and but science has actually proven
too recently that they say, yeah, that's actually true, and
you should do that because that's work that works. One
of them, slam in a glass of grape juice will
take away any basic headache faster than any aspirin or
tile and all keep that in mind.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
This other one.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
Drinking a little alcohol payton before you start a creative
writing project can fuel your creativity and boosted by forty percent.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
Okay, I was going to ask you, because you say
grape juice.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
I was like, does wine gout?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's just said grape juice.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
I don't know about the wine, but if you want
to experiment and report back.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
We're all down now.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
But having a little bit of the a little bit
of a drinking poop before you start a writing project
can really make it pop for you.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
So try that. Let us know, show us what you wrote.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
That life hack and many more can be fun at
John jin Rich dot com.

Speaker 22 (25:12):
Getting drunk over the weekend, or just want to talk
to us, call your John j and Rich Trunk.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Dial line at six oh two eight eight eight, nineteen
thirty three.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Hi, Madison, you texted us right.

Speaker 13 (25:23):
Yeah, I did. Based off Peyton's story about how the
girl was me newer when she was younger.

Speaker 21 (25:30):
Uh huh.

Speaker 23 (25:30):
I kind of a.

Speaker 13 (25:31):
Similar thing happened to me in elementary school. I was
just at lunch and telling some stories at the lunch table,
and I thought I was funny, and you know, you
chuckle it yourself, and she goes looks straight at me
and goes, You're really not that funny. That's like my
whole life.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 13 (25:52):
I feel like, like like deep down, I'm like I
still think I'm funny, but but yeah, it kind of
stuck with me. And now, like every time I say
something I do like think about it afterwards, I'm like,
should I have said that? Should I not have? And
it just I don't know why splay so mean?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
So what did that do with your life?

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Like, do you do any did it work to where
you're in the world of comedy or are you a
person who sells furniture?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Like what do you do for a living?

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (26:21):
No, I can't. I can hardly talk on the phone.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
But what do you do for living?

Speaker 13 (26:26):
I manage horses?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Hilarious, That is a hilarious job. You probably got those
horses laughing their asses on.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Certain things that just stick with you.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
Yeah, just to hit me because I remember, like they're like,
I love singing. I don't think I'm very good at singing.
John' jay, don't say anything, but it doesn't matter. It
feels great to sing along with a song that you
know the.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
Words do right.

Speaker 11 (26:50):
But every time I would do that as a kid,
each one of my sisters it never failed. Hey, who
sings that song? And I'd be like, oh, that so
and so and they'd be like, let's leave it to
then it that way, that's who should sing it.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
And so it's like those sorts of things and the
things that stick with you.

Speaker 11 (27:07):
It's like now it's like, if I'm singing alone, I
still hear them.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
In my head saying that.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
But I but isn't that crazy though?

Speaker 10 (27:14):
How like things really do stick with you for your
entire life, Like let's just be nice out.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Here, okay, so let me take it up a notch okay.
I remember, and very very much. I had this cousin
of my name Robert, and he was always quote unquote
in the Gifted program.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Smart I have I'm in. He was in sixth grade.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
I remember, I was like in seventh grade and he
was like, I have to go here because I'm gifted.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Right.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
It was so terrible, all right, but he wrote he
sang this song, he said something, and I remember my
dad laughed, and I was like, this punk made my
dad laugh. So I repeated it later and my dad. Remember,
my dad goes to me, you see, because it's really
hard to be funny, isn't it like it?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
And I was like, I was like, your cousin, that
wasn't funny. And I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
And I remember that's when I started reading and listening
to comedy albums and buying joke books and doing stuff,
just do anything I could do to make my dad laugh.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
And that terrible sad.

Speaker 9 (28:10):
We're all sad.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And then time, one time I had my shirt off.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
We were hanging out in the backyard and I was
sitting in a chair and I had like I was
chubbing and had rolls of fat. Remember my dad telling
me I had boobs traumatized and if I said it
to you the way he said it to me, be
really traumatized.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
And he said, in front of his friend who.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Was visity for the Netherlands, Look you started, Madison, We
do it does all right, have a great day, Madison.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Okay, bye, Hello, Hey, it's John Jay and Rich calling
about your text.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
It's like we should go any further, just hang out.

Speaker 17 (29:07):
I'm dead. I'm just dead emoji dead.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Wait. What's your name?

Speaker 15 (29:14):
Danielle?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Okay, Danielle. So let's get into your text. Okay.

Speaker 17 (29:20):
So when I'm listening, I'm working and I'm just catching
up on old podcasts. And I think it was I
can't remember what the game was, but it was like
what continent is between? Is sharing space with like four
of the the I don't know, I forgot what the

(29:40):
question was, but I know the answer was Africa. But
all I heard was Peyton go what's the continent? And
the whole room busted up and she's like, what's the continent?
And I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm pretty sure it
was like third grade that we had to go through that.
And I'm like, this, poor girl, did she miss out
on K through six?

Speaker 12 (30:03):
K through?

Speaker 17 (30:04):
Because I know she's she's gone to college, she's very
educated in her in her criminal justice. She missed K
through six, which means that she missed cursive too.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
I actually I actually can kind of write in cursive.
I do vaguely remember that conversation and what I think
it was a game? I don't remember. It might have
been one of Rich's games. What is that game that
you play where we get all the cardisans smartest in
the rooms? And I think I think you had me
like in my thought process of like what is a continent?
What is like I'm trying to come up with it

(30:36):
in my head. But then again, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
I very well could have said what is a continent?
And having no idea?

Speaker 10 (30:41):
I remember, but I actually like I don't know if
I ever told you guys, though I won the school
geography be in the third grade, so I know my content.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
I wonder what the competition was like that.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
You know, sometimes though, in Peyton's defense, those games get
you like really flustered for no reason.

Speaker 6 (30:58):
It's like so stupid.

Speaker 11 (30:59):
You should not be flustered, but it's like the pressure
of the game is on.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Well, fourth grade is when they've learned all about continents,
So maybe you missed out.

Speaker 9 (31:06):
Possibly, possibly, but yeah, you.

Speaker 17 (31:08):
Might have had strap or something.

Speaker 9 (31:11):
I wanted geography because I have a trophy to prove it.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Maybe they were kind of like, let's just get should
we do chapter? Should we just do a geography quiz
with you? And ask them their fourth Q questions?

Speaker 17 (31:27):
By I didn't know that. I remember we had to
learn all the fifty states and we had to recite them,
and we did the continents and how how like the
continents were all one piece at one time before the
big bang and all of that.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
That's interesting.

Speaker 17 (31:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yeah, listen, thank you so much for texting and bringing
that back.

Speaker 17 (31:55):
It made it made my warning. I almost peed my pants.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
You almost We're in continent.

Speaker 17 (32:07):
I love y'all so much. Stay educated.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Bye, Lie, are you still there?

Speaker 17 (32:20):
I'm still here?

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Heard you laugh?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
You heard your laugh? Fad? Are you hang up?

Speaker 17 (32:28):
Okay, I'll kind up have a good day now.

Speaker 19 (32:30):
I can't like to listen to this podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Okay, Wow, she's so funny. I were getting ready for
Spring Break Bust. Good morning, Tanya.

Speaker 20 (32:40):
Hi, I just want to check in on my daughter.
She's in Cancun. I'm like so afraid. She's like they're
making videos that she's really going to regret in a
few years.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Okay, perfect, let's take this case.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
Spring Break Bust is next with John Jay and rich
going out like a Wait, Jaji and Richie, it's time
for spring Break Bust.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Let's say hi to Tanya. Tanya, good morning. Are we
busting a daughter, a son, a husband?

Speaker 5 (33:11):
What?

Speaker 17 (33:12):
Hi, Haya.

Speaker 20 (33:14):
It's my daughter, Hannah. She's nineteen and she's in Cancun
with her sorority, and she was keeping in touch with
me really well at first, and that it's it's just
been crickets and Cancun for the past lots of hours actually,
and I know some of her sy sisters are in
fans only, and I'm just like worried if she's drinking

(33:35):
too much and they're making videos and trying to go viral.
Everybody wants to go viral. I get it, but I'm
just I'm just really now worried enough to ask for
help because I haven't heard from her fans only.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, that's totally different.

Speaker 20 (33:53):
Than okay only I think, oh, sorry, you know what.

Speaker 11 (33:59):
I just didn't want anybody else listening to like, you know,
glaze over it.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
So you're worried she's not.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Glazing over it's happening a lot.

Speaker 17 (34:08):
Do you have to go there?

Speaker 18 (34:09):
I am right out of my board right now.

Speaker 11 (34:11):
You're worried she's not calling you back because she's doing
the videos with them that could be inappropriate.

Speaker 20 (34:19):
Well, yeah, and you know she hasn't had too much
experience with drinking, you know, when you're out on break alone.
I get it, you overdo. And I'm thinking that maybe
she doesn't even know what she's doing, you know how
they get We all know. So I'm just I just can't.
I just need to know that she's okay and she's

(34:40):
not doing, you know, anything hideously.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Of course, do you have any account numbers or any
that's what you want to do, is you want to
see if she's on those videos.

Speaker 9 (34:50):
Find this.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
How much a monthly? The rates there?

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Tanya ignorance is blissed sometimes, like you know, she's probably
fine and she's absolutely not doing what you wanted to do,
but you probably don't need to know that.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
So why do you want to know?

Speaker 20 (35:05):
Well, only because I haven't heard for her, and that
is not like her boy isn't and so I'm just
you know, the mind just goes to bad places.

Speaker 24 (35:14):
Mine is going to great places right now, man, Okay,
so you haven't heard from her.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
She's with a bunch of sorority sisters that have only
fans accounts in can Kun, which is at one point
was the capital of spring Break. All right, we're gonna
call her, okay and we will find out. You stay quiet,
you let us find out what's going on, okay, and
then you can jump in.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Okay, Okay, all right? Spring Break Bus continues next.

Speaker 9 (35:43):
And Rich going out like away.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
J Rich spring Break Bus. Tanya is on the line.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Her daughter Hanna is in Cankun with a bunch of
sorority sisters and they have only fans accounts. She hasn't
heard for her a couple of days, and she's just concerned,
very concerned.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Now, Nick, did you talk to Hannah? She cool? Because
what we normally do.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
But by the way, Tanya, what we normally do is
we tell the person that they're going to be a
reporter for spring break.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Okay, okay, So Nick, have you talked to her?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Yeah, I talked to her.

Speaker 22 (36:18):
I had to go through the resort, but I we'll just.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
See, okay, how she reacts.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Here, all right, So you stay quiet and just let
us talk to her and find out what's going on.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Okay, all right, only fans style. I mean, it's gonna
be crazy.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
We've had some crazy spring Break buss just has the
potential to be fabulous.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
From from a guy point of view. Worse, John Jay,
stay quiet, okay, patch her through please, Hannah.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yes, Hannah, you're cool being our spring break reporter from
kN kun of course.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Well, we like to know what's going on there, and
that's kind of what we do. But you seem a
little mellow.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I'm not at all, just little ties traumatized. Yeah, my
tancoon spring break ship was supposed to be fun, beaches, partying,
Instagram picks, but no, it's not fun.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
What's going on in cankup weather.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
First off, First off, we've found two human toes in
a bag. What Yeah, a few feet from our resort room.
We found two human toes in a bag.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Are they Are they male toes or females? Yeah? Can
you send me pictures? I'm donut on seat.

Speaker 6 (37:34):
You're getting like worse and worse.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Do they seem fresh or they seem like they've been
there for a cops? The cops. I'm sorry, we watched
too many murder programs.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Are they rage? Could they be chee toes?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
So once you see them, you just freak out, okay
and just like run away and so like we were
all freaking out, and obviously we didn't look to see
was their mail or we called the front desk, and
then like before we knew it, the Mexican police show up.
They started questioning us about the whole situation, Like we
have no idea how they got there, who did this,

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what happened?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Who bagged them?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I have no idea, but they they took our phones
and then like detained us for like the last eighteen
hours per se.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, oh my god, this is not at all where
I thought this was going to go. What about is
there a chance that you were gonna you're with your
sorority sisters and doing like making fun videos.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Well, no, I was with some of my sorority sisters,
but like not all of them, Like some of us
just went to the beast, So the ones were like
getting ready for like nightlife whatever.

Speaker 20 (38:42):
So like I don't know if we were in trouble
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Like we had no contact with anyone the whole time
because I'm texting you, weren't gonna call anyone, couldn't go anywhere.
It was like beyond terrifying.

Speaker 8 (38:55):
And I guess you're not partying while they're investigating, because
you want to if you get questioned, you don't want.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
To be when you're detained in a jail in Mexico.
The fun is over at that point.

Speaker 25 (39:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Then, like to top it all off, our other storty sisters,
they have no idea going on. They're like kissed at
us and like, oh, you're not hanging out with us and.

Speaker 20 (39:12):
Not answering which you'll go without us.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Type stuff, And I'm like, you don't even know what
we've just been through, and like we're doll in.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
This weird situation.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Like everybody's mad at us, and we're just trying to
make it home in one piece. We were trying to
have fun, but at this point we just want to
go home.

Speaker 8 (39:26):
Do you feel not safe because there's a toe stealer
of ours? I mean, wouldn't that freak you out a
little bit too?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
The body steeler let the two toes. I don't know.
It's Mexico, like you see this on TV.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
But like, come on, well that's what was left behind.
You don't know what was taken.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
You know there's two toes, but there could be a
missing foot, there could be a missing arm.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
They probably just wanted information from someone cut off. Give
them information.

Speaker 24 (39:52):
They've probably gone over the.

Speaker 11 (39:55):
Hand, a sweetheart.

Speaker 20 (39:56):
I cann't believe I'm hearing your voice right now.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
I was so upset.

Speaker 18 (40:00):
Oh my god, my mom, Yes, oh my god, what
is going on?

Speaker 21 (40:07):
Tell her what is all this with toes? And you've detained?

Speaker 20 (40:12):
I was so scared for you. God, it's so good
to hear your voice reading.

Speaker 18 (40:19):
I couldn't hear your be though.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
You're crying like everything's fine, it's not my toes. They
weren't my toes, okay, I oh god, but you have
been so terrified.

Speaker 19 (40:32):
Honey.

Speaker 8 (40:32):
Oh man, I'm no officer, but doesn't this seem like
an easy investigation.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
You just find the person missing toes at the resort,
and then you're kind of done at the resort.

Speaker 9 (40:43):
Right, Like they didn't just come and drop them at
the resort.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
You to get rid of who's just drop off.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
The cartel.

Speaker 20 (40:53):
I knew something was wrong when I didn't hear from you.

Speaker 15 (40:55):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh so, I mean, it wasn't partying my booty off
or anything. It's kind of detained by the Mexican police.

Speaker 17 (41:06):
You know, the norm.

Speaker 20 (41:08):
Yeah, oh yeah, nothing else, just detained, you know.

Speaker 24 (41:11):
Usual.

Speaker 13 (41:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 20 (41:13):
You know you're on Carlo.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
You know you're on Carlo.

Speaker 13 (41:17):
Yeah, you're on.

Speaker 20 (41:18):
Carlos told me that the ken come to a bad place.
She couldn't have gone there for.

Speaker 15 (41:22):
A sprint break.

Speaker 20 (41:22):
And I was all like, Carla, just give it a
rest or so over dramatic. And now now what I
tell her? Oh my god, oh yeah, please don't tell
her about this, like, yeah, we're not telling on Carlaky, Yeah.

Speaker 15 (41:35):
Yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
I will tell you that a lot of a lot
of negative press comes out of this, this kind of
stuff about Mexico, but it's a very small percentage. There's
more crime in Chicago than there is in the whole
country of Mexico. But the stuff that happens like this
is the stuff that gets highlighted a.

Speaker 20 (41:50):
Lot, and well morning it is.

Speaker 17 (41:53):
It's just weird.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
But spring break at Chicago. So I want to get
back to the bank.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
You can, honey, Hey.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
When you found the bag? Where was the bag?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I like washed up on Like we were all just
like chilling on the beach and so we were drinking.
But it's just like kind of like it's kind.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Of like a cloth bag, like a plastic bag.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
That was a plastic bag because I'm just thinking if.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
You had a bag and it had a couple of
toes in it, and it's like a I'm visually trying
to think of it like a really crappy Halloween bag.
You didn't get a lot of candy, Like it would
just shake around, like you're like, why would you open
that bag?

Speaker 6 (42:27):
And why only.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Dexter he put maybe they're rookie killers.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
They started small.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
It was like a bluish bag. But we didn't have
to open it. It's like we picked it up and
was like, what is this, and.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
So when are you coming home? Hannah? When do you
come home?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I wish I was coming home like yesterday?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Right, Okay, can you bring the toes with you?

Speaker 20 (42:51):
Yeah? You should come home.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Now.

Speaker 20 (42:53):
You should come home as soon as you can, honey.
You know, but it's short.

Speaker 10 (42:57):
Just get home.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I just charge my phone and like the that's it.

Speaker 24 (43:02):
Well, Tanya, your daughter's okay, yes, and thank you And Hannah, Man,
I am so sorry you went through that, sweetheart.

Speaker 20 (43:10):
I am so so sorry, but I'm so honey. It's
not oh man. Just get home as soon as you can, sweetheart,
and please please be careful.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Okay, you guys.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
It's kind of an uplifting spring breakbuster relief for sure.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
By the way, your mom doesn't know what only fans is.
She called the fans only.

Speaker 10 (43:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 21 (43:34):
Yeah, I was so upset.

Speaker 20 (43:36):
I know the term. I just was so upset. I
was blabbering.

Speaker 17 (43:39):
When I bring on the phone.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
That's a whole other conversation you're going to have with
her about that.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Okay, alg on there, mom, that's the spring breakout on
next year from you too.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Okay, all are you guys? Thanks to being on there
with us all.

Speaker 20 (43:51):
Right, Thank you, take care of baby.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Spring Break Bust with Aunt Jane Rich Rich one four
seven Kiss FM, John Za and Rich.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Happy Awkward Moments Day, You guys, Happy Awkward Moments Day.
We want to get into awkward moments have happened to
you every day or every once in a while? Call
us an eight seven, seven, nine, three seven one o
four seven. A recent poll look at various awkward situations
on a scale of one to ten, and all these
people gave these top moments that I have here the

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top awkward moments that could possibly happen to us. But
before I get to this list eight seven, seven, nine
three seven one o four seven, Jessica, what do you
have for an awkward moment?

Speaker 19 (44:39):
My awkward moment is when you're like at the party,
like it's probably or to be showering your opening, get
in front everyone eon just staring at you.

Speaker 11 (44:47):
Yeah, I have to be like overly excited about every
single gift otherwise like that person's going to feel bad.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
My mom growing up never let us open presence at
our birthday party. She was like nobody wants to see that.
First of all, they don't care. Also, like what if
you like, you know you know when you're a kid
and you don't like something and you kind of just
like throw it.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
I never let my kids open gifts in front of people.

Speaker 9 (45:05):
Yep, exactly, because you never know.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
I already have this, exactly exactly. I don't think that's
what you say. I think you say thank you.

Speaker 9 (45:12):
That's exactly. You and my mom are the same.

Speaker 12 (45:14):
Guy.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
The awkwardness of waiting for people to sing that that
happy birthday song to you, it's very awkward.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
To Yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I just started you sing along with it? Then you're
not the smile.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Jessica. By the way, that's not on the list either.
One of those. Those are great, Those are great, exactly.

Speaker 13 (45:32):
Question really quick, go ahead, Hi you guys?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Sure? What's his name?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Colin?

Speaker 9 (45:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I have.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
Quarters?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Sure? What takes quarters anymore? Fair enough?

Speaker 10 (45:52):
You see a rich on the side of the road
asking for all his money.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Thanks for listening, Thomas, Good morning. What's an awkward moment?
What do you have?

Speaker 16 (46:00):
Good morning? There's one time I went on a hook
up and when I got there, I didn't recognize this person.
And then we did our team and afterwards, when we
were all done, they were like, Hey, aren't you so
and so and you used to live here. And at
this one case, I was like, oh shoot, yeah about that.

(46:25):
Who are you?

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Can you explain the hookup part? Like what do you
mean you had a hookup? Was this through through a
grinder app?

Speaker 16 (46:32):
Through an app?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah? Which app? Yes, grinder?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
All right, so you go, you meet a dude, you
go and you tear it up and then the dude's like,
I recognize you.

Speaker 16 (46:42):
Yeah, apparently we had hooked up in the past.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Okay, yeah, we just you know what, that's not on
this list, but I can see. Thanks Thomas, what do
you got?

Speaker 20 (47:00):
Like?

Speaker 10 (47:00):
I feel like I'm not alone in this. But you
guys ever been to like Dutch Bros recently? And you
know how they're like, oh, it's so excited to talk
to you. Yes, when you're having like the worst day
ever and you're like crying and you're like so upset
and all you want is a rebel and you roll
and you roll up to Dutch Bros.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
They're like, hey girl, how are you? And you got
tears in your eye? We're about to crash out.

Speaker 10 (47:19):
So awkward because I just have to like act I'm
okay and I'm not.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I haven't been to Dutch Brothers in a long long time.
That's what they say to you when you pull up there.

Speaker 10 (47:26):
They like want to know everything about you. They like, yeah,
oh my god, yeah you would.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Actually, it's like the whole thing about Dutch bros. How
friendly they are.

Speaker 9 (47:35):
The worst day and the thing is is.

Speaker 11 (47:36):
Like no one should talk to anyone like that before
coffee and you're in line probably to.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Get caught right.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
I go to I get smoothies at one Stop Nutrition
and I've caught on now that my son used to
work there where they they ask you we got going
on today?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
And every time I'm.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Like, oh god, I just don't give this smoothie.

Speaker 10 (47:54):
Well that's on Dutch Bros. Time's twenty Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, well that's not on this list either. Eight seven
seven nine one o four seven.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Share with us your awkward moment, and then I'll go
over the list and see if what you have matches
this list. Eight seven seven nine three seven one o
four seven. The awkward moment you've been through? That is
next with John Jay and.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Rich yeh Man.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
You want to know about your awkward moment. We're taking
phone calls. Every faull lne is lit up and Nick
was a busy answered phone. So I decided to grab
a phone, and this woman answered, I pick up and
she's got this great at the beginning of a story
and I just stop her. I said stop. She was no,
I don't want to go on the radio. You tell
the story. I said, no, I'll give you a fake name.
So everyone say hello to Larry. Hi, Larry, He larr

(48:55):
what's your awkward moment?

Speaker 18 (48:58):
So years ago, back in the day of cam Quarters,
my in laws came home from a cruise and gathered
the entire family around the TV to show them video
of their cruise, and accidentally instead started playing their sex
video in the cruise cabin.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
They were probably dy.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
How did they not work that out beforehand?

Speaker 18 (49:26):
I saw an area of my mother in law that
only her gynecologists have seen.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
They probably couldn't even get off the TV.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
It was.

Speaker 18 (49:38):
She was right up in there, she was, and it
was it was insanity. Everyone was silent, and of course
I was the only one who was super inappropriate and
busted off, like, you know, silly comments and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
If I would go right back out to see and
never come back.

Speaker 18 (49:54):
Yeah, And they had like their ten year old son
in a two and so when just like it was
like the older siblings that were like early twenties, but
as well they had their youngest son in the room too,
so he was probably scarred for life.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Oh my god, And how do you even recover from that?

Speaker 11 (50:10):
Like they're you're in laws, so you're going to see
him over and over and over again. Is it Has
it gotten to the point where you can.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Joke about it now?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (50:17):
Yeah, every time I have the opportunity to bring it up,
I do.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Do you ever saynything like hey, you gotta start waxing?

Speaker 18 (50:27):
It's definitely a good one.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
It's a poss Okay, thank you so much Larry for calling,
and I'm glad you were you jumped on.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
The air with us.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Thanks a lot by Hi, Sarah, what's your awkward moment?

Speaker 23 (50:37):
Well, when you're at the gas station and you're getting
hidden by mister creeper man that you really don't want
to be hit on by, and you tell me you
have a husband, and you're then three year old sticks
his head out the window and said who is you?

Speaker 18 (50:49):
Mom?

Speaker 9 (50:50):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (50:51):
And I was like I'm looking at him like you
know who your father is?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Thank you, Sarah, Carrie what's your awkward moment?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Carry Carrie, Hi, Hi.

Speaker 21 (51:08):
My awkward moment is I'm a bus driver and we
have a breakroom at work and sometimes, you know, you
feel a little gassy. Well, this one time, I knew
I was feeling gassy and I couldn't make it to
the other side of the room to get to the door,
and I passed gas in front of my whole bus driving.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
Crews, so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Not a silent but deadly.

Speaker 21 (51:31):
No, not a silent but deadly. You just like kind
of squeeze and I hope you're going to make it
to the door, and man, it sucks.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
The walk the walk, The walk to can be allowed
one right?

Speaker 21 (51:42):
The walk the walk And they sure did turn some
heads and I was, you know, you trying to make
a noise with it, like rumble your keys.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Okay, thank you very much, Carrie Roxanne, what's your awkward moment?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Right?

Speaker 18 (52:01):
I I went to school one day.

Speaker 20 (52:05):
Then I then I accidentally passed the wrong person.

Speaker 18 (52:09):
You thought they were your friends?

Speaker 26 (52:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (52:10):
Then I then I then I then I thought that
they were my friends, but but they weren't.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
That is an awkward moment. You're like, never mind, I
don't tell you wait to go across the street.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
It's a good way to make new friends. Though, did
you guys become friends after that?

Speaker 18 (52:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Maybe next time?

Speaker 9 (52:29):
Embarrassing Richie.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
All right, well, thank you for calling in.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
John, Jay and Richard.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
There's a text back in the early two thousands, our
friend wanted to film a survivor application video. So my
wife brought out the camcorder into work to film the
video on it in the offices. She started the video
to find out where she could start recording. The video
was of his wife performing something you're very similar to
the first college dig, but in front of all all

(53:00):
the coworkers, so awkward. Oh my god. Anyway, we're gonna
get some entertainment news coming up, like we was it?

Speaker 22 (53:10):
More?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Is there? What's breaking news in the hit right out?
Oh the Kardashians.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
I've seen that everywhere, the Kardashian stuff.

Speaker 11 (53:14):
There's more justin Baldoni, Blake Lively lawsuit stuff that's pretty juicy.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I'm starting to really get into that.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
You've been, I know, but now like whenever I scroll
Instagram and I see something a lot of times his
older posts and now I'm.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Like, day, give you something new heating back up.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Good, We'll get to that next. John, Jane rich.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
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Speaker 6 (53:31):
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just send John, Jay and Richard message.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Now just get to some entertainment news. What's the latest
at the Blake Lively stuff.

Speaker 11 (53:40):
So I told you yesterday that Ryan Reynolds head moved
to get his name off the lawsuit with Justin Baldoni, right,
saying Justin Baldoni is just thin skinned, so he needs
to just relax. And Justin Baldoni's lawyer fired back as
he does and said, yeah, sorry, Ryan, it's more than
just being thin skinned. Now, Blake Lively has filed to
dismiss Justin Baldonie's multimillion dollar lawsuit is to continue their

(54:03):
legal battle stemming from their movie It Ends with Us.
Her lawyer says, California law now expressively prohibits suing victims
who make the decision to speak out against sexual harassment
or retaliation, whether in a lawsuit or in the press.
So you've got to take her off this lawsuit because
he can't just sue her because she's suing him. I

(54:25):
think that Justin Baldoni's lawyer is like, very good at
his job, because this is what he fired back with.
He said, listen, I hear what you're saying, but that
is an aberrant abuse of the legal system or a
born I don't even know how to pronounce that right.
Then goes on to say the problem with what their
requesting is there are stringent rules that are put into

(54:46):
place to protect the innocent and allow individuals to rightly
defend them rightfully defend themselves. Laws are not meant to
be twisted and curated by privileged elites to fit their
own personal agenda. I was like, I mean he clapped
back with that one for sure that I know.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
And you think about how much.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
Movie this press, or this this, or how much press this
movie has gotten from all of this, you would think
everyone involved would be kind of rolling in cash, right,
because whatever what turns out, the author of it ends
with us. Her name is Colleen Hoover, says money is
pretty much about to be an issue for her.

Speaker 25 (55:26):
All that my boss Stephanie put all my merch on
self for ten dollars an item that's like five times
cheaper than what I paid for each item, which means
by the end of the day today, I'm going to
be brokensh.

Speaker 11 (55:42):
She's like, meanwhile, they're rich people problems seeing each other.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
That's great.

Speaker 11 (55:46):
Were the real person that actually wrote the story is
going to be struggling.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (55:51):
Colleen Hoover, like she's like a very popular or author
right now, and I'm curious if she's going to allow
for her other books to be turned into movies because
of how bad this.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Turned out for her. I no, yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
I don't know what's going with the Kardashians. I see
that you have stuff, Kyle Payton, you have stuff. I
don't know the same stuff.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Yeah, I don't know if they're the same things.

Speaker 11 (56:09):
But Kim Kardashian actually she had an emergency custody hearing
with Kanye West because of all the stuff that he's
been saying online and the last time that he had Northwest.
The Tate Brothers were going to be there, And if
you don't know anything about them, they are actually accused
of some pretty heinous sex crimes, like not in this country,
but like really bad stuff.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
And I'm sorry, but like as a.

Speaker 11 (56:30):
Mom, if my kid was not with me and I
hear these people are about to hang out with a
I would do exactly what Kim did and said, you
are not hanging out with your daughter at this point,
she's coming with me, calling the lawyers and trying.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
To work this out.

Speaker 11 (56:42):
So last week they actually had an emergency custody hearing,
and I'm not sure exactly what came from it because
that hasn't come to the public just yet. But I
hate the fact that it's become so public because these
kids will see all of this, and they're seeing what
their dad's posting, and they're seeing with their mom, and
it's just so sad to me.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
It's so sad.

Speaker 10 (57:04):
And it's like, honestly, that Cussy hearing and if you
put Connie's tweets, if you put all that stuff in
front of a judge, he seriously, he's out of his
mind right now. He's obviously not in a good place.

Speaker 9 (57:14):
I would. I mean, I'm with Kim Team Kim.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Is that what you have? No?

Speaker 9 (57:18):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 10 (57:19):
I actually had Chloe Kardashian and she had said that
she's been out of the dating game for three years,
and I'm like, cap.

Speaker 9 (57:25):
Pr life, No, she would.

Speaker 11 (57:27):
I totally believe her because when she talks about it,
it's like it feels like, so I have one of
my best friends somewhat of the same situation or whatever,
but it's like a it's a choice for her. But
when Chloe talks about it, it sounds exactly like it
when my best friend talks about it.

Speaker 26 (57:41):
I mean, I just haven't been intimate in quite a
long time. We're going back to square one. On Instagram,
I did see someone that married some food, a cell phone,
and something else. So if this might be me in
the next couple of years, just marrying something that like
my bed, I'm like, oh, that would be so nice.
Marry my bed. I know when I'm coming home to
every night, I know you're just going to be there

(58:02):
for me and snuggle me whenever I want, and you
won't talk back.

Speaker 11 (58:06):
Listen, Chloe's had so many issues with the guys she's dated.
I would be I believe it one that She's just like,
I can't deal with the drama right now, focusing on
my kids, I feel.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
But like out of the dating game.

Speaker 10 (58:18):
I understand, But for her to say she hasn't been
on a single date in three years, I'm like, I
would get bored and want to go on a date,
get a free meal, come on club.

Speaker 11 (58:30):
Yourself, and parenting about taking her kids.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
No, No, Kendall just being like in a bikini the pool.

Speaker 10 (58:35):
She's fantastic, She's so gorgeous.

Speaker 11 (58:38):
I thought you were for a second, I thought you
were talking about Kylie Jenner, because like there was this
whole thing about her wearing this latex dress.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
To pick up her kids when everyone was like, that's
not really appropriate school attire.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Kaya hi hya kaya.

Speaker 13 (58:53):
Yeah that's.

Speaker 18 (58:55):
So.

Speaker 19 (58:56):
I'm a hairstylist and I just heard you guys talking
about care disasters and I have a couple of stories
for you. Okay, So sometimes we have people that come
in with their husbands that actually like do the consultation
for them. So as far as like men that are
really strict about, you know, what they like on their wives,

(59:19):
and I think that's a little much, you know, really, Yeah,
so literally come in and the husband will be doing
the conversation for them.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
That would give me like total creeper vibes.

Speaker 10 (59:33):
I just watched I don't know if it was like
a movie or a TV show or a TikTok or
reel or something, but it was like a video of
this lady and she like was refusing to do something
because she could see it written all over the lady's
face that she didn't want that and that the husband
was pushing for it.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
I think it was a.

Speaker 10 (59:49):
TV show or something, But it's exactly what you're talking about. Possibly,
I don't know what is that?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Do you listen? Everything? Possible that well, because I don't
know what could have been the slideshow.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
I don't know, possibly, but it's exactly what I was
a drive in movie.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
If I ever showed up at a salon where my
wife was to suggest what kind of hair, I'd be
sent right out for coffee. That's cute, Go get us something.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
My wife gets your hair done every once in a while,
and there's a there's a hairstyle she gets that I
don't like, and I've told her that I don't like
it over and over again, and she still doesn't.

Speaker 9 (01:00:26):
Because your look doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
The opposite of what you were just talking about.

Speaker 19 (01:00:32):
No, I'll wait for the husband walk away. I'm like,
think twice, you're in danger, Like, tell me for real.

Speaker 9 (01:00:37):
I remember what it was.

Speaker 10 (01:00:39):
It was a real and it was about it was
a surgeon because she came in for a boob job
and the she was looking at confirmation for what size
of the boob job, and the husband was like nodding
yes and no, and she was like, I'm not getting.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Her the boob job.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
Oh wow, that's what it was. Is that so creepy
and so weird?

Speaker 13 (01:00:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:01:00):
Actually sometimes we have in salons, we have like abuse
flyers in our bathrooms because it's like a thing like
you're supposed to be trained on that thing.

Speaker 26 (01:01:08):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
So the I remember when when something have the Kyle's implant,
you had to get new ones or something, and I remember,
and you know, just all of us here talking to
his friends Kyle's. They're they're pretty perky and big. And
I remember you say your husband wanted to go bigger. Yeah,
was like, oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:01:29):
But it's funny because I went bigger than I wanted
to because he was like this is going to be fabulous.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
He's going to be the one enjoying up and now.

Speaker 11 (01:01:38):
There's everything Like every so often I look at him
and I'm like, these are too big.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
This is what I wanted and he's not. They're fabulous,
And I'm like, yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 19 (01:01:46):
I really want a chiropractor.

Speaker 10 (01:01:49):
Oh right, I really really really want a nose job.
I've always wanted a nose job so bad, and Kadeem
is like, no nose job. Like it's been to the
point where he is like, I might leave you if.

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
You get a nose shop.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Go. You know what's funny about that is I've wanted
rich to get a nose.

Speaker 8 (01:02:03):
Just gonna be that's gonna be a long surgery. I
got a lot of notes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Oh kaya, what else? What's you got any more hairstyle disasters.

Speaker 19 (01:02:14):
I've had like little girls come in with like mats
in their hair and they'll be like five six seven
and the mom's like, just cut it all off. She
doesn't even take care of it. I'm like, sure, six,
you should probably be brushing her hair still for her?

Speaker 9 (01:02:26):
Oh my goodness, I you It takes a lot of you.

Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
Because if I saw that and the mom was like,
just cut off, she doesn't take care of it, I
would totally shame her, be like shame on.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
You for letting her get like that.

Speaker 19 (01:02:35):
At one point, I was like, you know, why don't
you go for a walk, And then like this little
girl was literally crying, and so I'm like talking to
her like no, like, you just need to brush your hair.
Like it's clear that her mom is just like not helping.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
Her, like six, that's all.

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Yeah, my mom did my hair tile I was in
high school.

Speaker 6 (01:02:51):
She still does my my daughter's ten though.

Speaker 11 (01:02:53):
And I have told her a time or two, like
I tell you brush your hair a few times a day,
and then a few days go by it she hasn't
brush her hair. I have to brush it out, and
I'm like, you're gonna have to chop your hair off
and she's like no, and I'm like I'm not gonna
do it, but like I kind of like get the
mom's brush, Like after you say brush your hair, brush
your hair and they don't, it's kind of like, yeah,
what are.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
You gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
My mom would brush my sisters hair out and the
same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
But what she would do is then I could tell
my mom was making it hurt more than it should.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yeah, well the.

Speaker 12 (01:03:28):
Hair.

Speaker 10 (01:03:29):
Yeah, And I reag ELV is not tender headed as
an adult that she should say like, thank you to your.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Mom for that.

Speaker 9 (01:03:35):
That is so real.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I have a great day.

Speaker 15 (01:03:38):
Yeah, thank you, that's so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
But you remember my sister's name.

Speaker 26 (01:03:41):
What have you met my sister hand full times.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
It's been four years.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I feel like I see her too much.

Speaker 18 (01:03:53):
Ever since I was.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
John Jane Rich. We're gonna play a game. We need
a contestant right now. Eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven. I think we're still playing for
snow White Tech guess right, Yeah, so call right now
you see snow White and the movie opens today. We'll
set you up with the screening in the meantime while
we wait for contestant. Eight seven seven ninety three seven
one four to seven. If you were on Kyle's Instagram
last night, uh, there was a sad moment, then there

(01:04:30):
was a happy moment.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
There was Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:04:33):
So I was driving by Party City and on the
outside of it it said last day open, and I'm like,
I have to go in.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
I have to because the Party City has saved me
so many times. Parties over They should say that they didn't,
but that's a missed opportunity out of business. It's a
missed opportunity.

Speaker 11 (01:04:51):
But yeah, they're I think they're closing all of their
stores in the United States. Actually had someone messaged me
yesterday and said they're from Canada and they're not closing
in canad So parties on in Canada. But yeah, walking
up and down the aisles, like so many the owls
are just completely empty and it's just so sad to
see any business clothes. But a business that was that

(01:05:12):
big and that influential in my life because I love
like planning parties and doing the decorations and doing it
up like that, It was like such a moment.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
There were some.

Speaker 11 (01:05:20):
Great deals, though, I will tell you I got about
one hundred and sixty dollars worth of stuff for forty
but that almost felt wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
But these stuff that you need like right now or
you just playing your story, does that I don't need
it all.

Speaker 11 (01:05:30):
But I did like Easton's birthdays coming up, so you
know in a couple months, and I'm like, well, I'm
gonna need balloons, and they have these balloons on sales
eighty percent off.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
So I did get a bunch of balloons for his birthday.

Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
I did unnecessarily get like a beer tasting kit see
his birthday. His birthday k a long on a party,
But it was kind of funny because like walking up
and down the aisles, like I kind of smarked conversation
with one of the other ladies who was also and
she was kind of like, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Weird, you're like pre planning parties. You didn't plan on
for you exactly exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:06:03):
So I got like a bunch of party plates and
I'm like, you know what, if you don't end up
using them for a party, you can use.

Speaker 9 (01:06:08):
Them just for the day.

Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
It's all stuff that will definitely be usable, but definitely unnecessary.
That's like my husband's like, that's girl math, you didn't
even need to spend forty dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
I'm like, I know. But also at the same time,
it was just like this weird nostalgic moment that was
so sad.

Speaker 11 (01:06:25):
And then later on in the day, my sister called
and she came and picked me and my step MoMA
because my dad and my stepmm were staying with me
right now, and took us to Dairy Queen so we
could get a free cone because it was free cone day.
So I got a cherry dipped cone and I was
wondering if they were still going to do the free
cone if it was dipped, and yes, but no.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
The cone was free, but they charged fifty cents for
the dip.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Ice cream. No dip, yes, totally free and.

Speaker 11 (01:06:54):
It was funny because it was so packed, like the
drive through was packed. So we decided to go in
and the line was like almost out the door. They
curved around and out the back door, and We're just
like sitting there waiting and I'm just like observing these
poor employees that probably just hate this day, and they
totally do because they would call out numbers.

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
People wouldn't know their numbers. There was an entire.

Speaker 11 (01:07:15):
Cone that had been like like smashed over, just like
melting on a table.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
That is sad.

Speaker 11 (01:07:21):
Like me and my sister are like, oh, you know,
they're like stupid free cone day.

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
Yeah, and shocked to U was fifty cents because my
sister is dry queen, they were charging a dollar for
the dip cone.

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
Oh no, only fifty cents. That was pretty amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Susie's are contestant today. Good morning, Susie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Hi, have you listened to us for a while?

Speaker 18 (01:07:45):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Oh good Richard Susie.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
So Susie, Susie, check this out. You've been listening for
a long time and I've been following your iHeartRadio playlist.
So this game is gonna be so good for you.
It is to sing along song Challenge and I've been
working on the show for years.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
We've been doing this for a long time.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
I think you know that I know your musical taste
because I hear the songs that you all talk about,
including you, Susie. So when I play these songs, these
are songs tailor made for you to get the lyrics right.
When I stop the song, you should get the next
words totally right. So you're gonna hear John Jay. You're
gonna hear Kyle. You're gonna hear Peyton with all of
her cool jams. Just rock this total opportunity for points.

(01:08:29):
John Jay, We're gonna start with you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I just sing along to what I know the words
of this song.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Oh, I know you know the words to this song.

Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
We're going with Tim McGrath's Barbecue Stains.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Barbaque Sainty Shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
She was killing me at me sir, open hell Bot
the Real road Tracks.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
She had a song ten line in red lipstick yess
always so good.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
You see how this just going right to twice the
last two days on the show, Right, that's how.

Speaker 8 (01:09:06):
You get a point right there, Kyle, is there anybody
in your life, Peyton, John Jay that looks like they
should be in a musical more than Kyle, doesn't. She
seem like she's constantly in the musical.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
She does.

Speaker 9 (01:09:18):
She's a little movie star.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
That one I can see, Yes, that one I could see.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
So, Kyle, your song is from Aladdin himself. Gotta the
red Line episode.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Only what I can afford.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
That's everything.

Speaker 16 (01:09:38):
That's all.

Speaker 14 (01:09:39):
Jo don't appreciate our.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Redrad I don't that.

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
That was one of the hardest.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
No, even I know I can show you the world.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
It's okay, you're gonna have it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Okay, I will redeem myself.

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
Yes, you totally will. Peyton, I'm nervous, Hillary freaking duff.

Speaker 9 (01:10:17):
Jah No, No, No, I don't know. Let the rainfall.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
I'll give you the first part. I'll do you the
first part, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Will you know Susie. I hope you know Susie better
than Kyle and Peyton.

Speaker 18 (01:10:41):
Man.

Speaker 9 (01:10:43):
I was just singing that song to you the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:10:45):
I know you're gonna rock this, Susie, because I looked
in your playlist and there's nobody that loves the Black
Eyed Peas like.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
You got it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Nights n that's life gonna be a good Yeah, Okay,
so far we've got Susie and John Jay on the board.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
John Jay, were you a fan of the classic karate
Kid movie?

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Yeah, the first one?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I give you Peter So Tara, the Glorio Loves I
am a man who will fight for your own There
you go. Yeah, there's a point right there, like a

(01:11:44):
night in shining m.

Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
Who hasn't heard Kyle talk about sitting alone in her
closet and listening to my immortals.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
This is usually crying in the dark.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
She's gonna robe in the tree, the position, headphones on, crying, crying,
crying on the sudden.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
She's not saying it along.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
The whole show. Bet that you're gonna nail.

Speaker 24 (01:12:24):
This is so much treasure.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
I would have taken all of me.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
That's until now though.

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
All right, Peyton, you got a chance to run away
with this with Justin Beemer because you are a believer
in baby one more time.

Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
We're just friends. What are you saying?

Speaker 10 (01:12:49):
So there's another a bride in Mina and first off
half on the first time and.

Speaker 20 (01:12:56):
I went.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
I'll give you two points for that one, so forget.

Speaker 8 (01:13:07):
We have a contest on the line, all right, Susie, Susie,
Easy for you, lady, Gaga, bad romance, sing it.

Speaker 21 (01:13:29):
Bad romance.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
I'll get it, I'll look to have it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Rah Ray, I should have given you guys that one.
I should have given you that one. All right, Sandy,
you're gonna go see uh snow White. Congratulations. Thank you
so much for listening.

Speaker 19 (01:13:52):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 22 (01:13:53):
I love your son.

Speaker 19 (01:13:55):
Hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Thank you. Hold on the line. What's capital confree things.

Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
We do in I'll tell you how ice cream could
be good for you? Next with John jan Rich.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Sean Janrich, he called.

Speaker 11 (01:14:06):
The show at eight seven seven, nine thirty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
What O four seven?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
What have the three things we need to know?

Speaker 11 (01:14:11):
A study found among diabetics eating half a cup of
ice cream a.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
Day was actually associated with a lower risk of heart problems.
Needless to say, I mean.

Speaker 11 (01:14:21):
That there are other things that could be wrong with
eating desserts as a diabetic gift to obviously really be
careful about your blood sugar levels. But this little finding
that I guess in this study that did all these
different things to try to prove it wrong, because like
they're like, we can't really recommend eating ice cream every day, and.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
That the same thing kept coming back.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
Connor McGregor wants to kick button politics now just announced
his bid to become Ireland's president, saying he wants to
give the people of his country a proper voice in
its future. The next presidential election there has to take
place by November eleventh this year.

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
That would be a very interesting turn of events in history.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
It's pretty popular over there. He could probably win.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
We'll see a new study.

Speaker 11 (01:15:00):
I just found that the use of chat GPT in
the workplace has been widespread, but apparently it's uneven.

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
I guess they found a gender gap.

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
They found younger, less experienced, but higher earning workers are
more likely to use a tool, while lower income workers
and women aren't really using it as much. So they say,
if you want to, I guess, join the revolution of
the chat GPT.

Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
That's where the gap is. Use it or don't payton.
I know you use it all the time every day.

Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
My life would be a struggle without chat GPT.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
It is a pretty handy tool. So but that's three
things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
My wife found out about an app from my niece
two days ago, and when she came home, she's having
dinner for her birthday Sunday. So she's doing different parties
and different dinners herself with friends, different friends. She came home,
she goes, you have to tell Peyton and Kyle about
this app.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
You have to.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
They probably already know about it. I'm like, okay, this
is like nine o'clock a night or something. Okay, a
half hour later, did you tell them?

Speaker 15 (01:15:59):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
So yesterday we did the whole show. After the show,
did you tell Kyle and Painted about that? Like, oh
my god, I forgot. I forgot, so I wrote it
down and all the whole show I forgot to bring
it up to you guys. So this is the app
and she's so excited about it, and she's already posted
things on the app, and I'm gonna throw out you guys,
and I just don't know if you know it or

(01:16:21):
do you not know it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
You know what I mean? And I feel like you
do know you know.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Yeah, we've talked about it, but I just don't remember.
It's called Curtsy, No, what is it? What do you
sell stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
So it's like I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
It's different and why it's this big thing. But she
loves it. She was like, this is amazing. I don't
I didn't even look. She's just like, I put a
purse on there. I don't know she put them all delivered.

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
Oh, app screenshots featuring how thrift shop curtsy safely sells it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
Oh that's that's interesting.

Speaker 9 (01:16:57):
What it's looking like.

Speaker 10 (01:16:58):
It's looking like it's a deep hop the best to
shop and sell secondhand clothing, shoes, accessories period.

Speaker 22 (01:17:03):
Actually just like deep pop Deepop basically it's a place
where really cool people can sell their cool expensive clothes
and actually get the value instead of going somewhere like
Buffalo Exchange where they give you like qubac exactly pretty cool,
like you can buy literally like that. You can buy
celebrity clothes on there and they're deepopp and the pictures
are like of them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Well can you sell it though?

Speaker 25 (01:17:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Okay, because she was all she said, there's a whole thing.
You just go drop it off somewhere. She said. It
was like it was I don't know. Maybe maybe Kurtsey's
just women. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
See, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:17:35):
I know that Deep Pop though, like it actually seems
like a very similar app. But like there's girls who
have gone viral on deepop where they have like hundreds
of thousands of followers of people that specifically follow them
to get their clothing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
I'll ask her to.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Look at deep pop and see what the difference is
why she wants this form more deepop one of my
favorite in C albums. Maybe any Hohodle. So that's the
app that she's talking about is Curtsy
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