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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Wake you up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's crack a leg?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And this is the big boss do snoopy deagle double
gigsel dang boom?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What you don't do, John j. We're not talking about
rich ten t and we're not talking about last week.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
If the one and only do you know the last
last the big smooth eagle double gigseal in your.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Face to me and in the place to be and
you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Sucks, John Jay and Rich our phone numbers eight seven,
seven nine three seven, one oh four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You can text us.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You text jj R and whatever you want to say
to the number nine six eight nine three. Here's a
text Good morning John Jan Rich. Shout out to Richards
Pepperoni nipples. They might be peeking out on a full
day like this. Somebody else said. This is from a
six six one number, John Jay and Rich. Thank you
for the podcast link. I had no idea you guys
(00:59):
had an afterwards podcast. I'm gonna have to catch up.
That's interesting, man. We have an afterwards podcast is kind
of behind the scenes what happens on the show. We
dropped it pretty much on Tuesdays and Thursdays, So if
you missed it, you go wherever you hear podcasts and
you search for John Jay and Rich afterwards, like on
the iHeart app or whatever, and it's a.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
More relaxed version of things going on on the show.
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
There's a show on Netflix I've talked about a couple
of days ago, and I've talked about this guy before.
His name is Brian Johnson. He's the guy's trying to
live forever right. The show on Netflix is called Don't Die.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I started watching it last night.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
He does all these crazy things.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You would say that they are crazy things right to
stay alive. And I realized on the show that there's
a couple of things on that show that he does
that I do too.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I recognized a few, like the red light stuff. He
does all of that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But you know what Kyle does too, We want to
stay alive.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
He does hold on. If you watch the show, he
does the muscle thing that you did.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yesterday appear impact.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
That's why I want't figure up because I wanted to
because I've done it before, so I wanted to hear
about your experience.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, I'll have to post the videos because I took
I took a bunch of videos yesterday and then honestly, like,
I don't know if you guys feel this way, but
like with the fires and everything going on, I like
feel insensitive posting anything other than that kind of stuff, right,
So eventually I'll post the video of it because it
was a bizarre experience. So I went to the comstock
and I'm like, it's it's a new year, right, and
(02:23):
I have like workout goals but haven't actually started them yet.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So I was able to try this treatment.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's called pure Impact, and basically what they do is
they take, you know those little rectangular stickers that they
stick on people in the hospital to monitor them and whatnot.
They stick a bunch of those stickers all over your muscles,
whichever muscles you want to target, like your biceps, your abs,
your glutes, your hamstrings, wherever you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Want to target.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And then for the next half an hour, it's like
the weirdest feeling because each one of those stickers it
took to like an electrode that is wirelessly connected to
this machine that controls how intense it is. And what
it does is it simulates your muscles working, so it
(03:14):
will contract your muscles at different rates, at different angles,
at different times, and it's like you basically get this
full body workout on this table. I was watching Bad
Sisters on Apple TV.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It's the whole time the guy Brian Johnson does that workout,
and it's so.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Weird because like every time it pulses, it's like a vibration.
And I was doing my biceps at one point and
like my hands and the rest of my arm would
involuntarily just move.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It would be like it would pulse and then all
of a sudden my hand would shoot up and like
and turn into claws. It was like, okay, But then
today I'm like, I feel as if I just worked
out out yesterday. Yeah, And it's not really it's not
supposed to be. It's not supposed to be like a
replacement for workouts. But they say a lot of people
(04:07):
who already work out a lot do this consistently, and
they they are less fatigued at the gym, they can
do more reps at the gym, and they see more
toning to their muscles.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And I'm like, okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Get it five.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So what body parts did you do?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I did my biceps, my abs, my hamstrings and my glutes.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh you did all those? So she was there a while.
I was there for an hour.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh so it's like half an hour for the front side,
half an hour for the backside.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
And did you film all of it?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I filmed a lot of it, but I will not
be showing the backside.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I did film that to show my husband. Because they
have like little stickers on your bomb, right, and every
time it contracts, like your bomb goes together.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Really funny.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's like you're squeets extra yes, oh yeah, and you
have to be unless they pull your underwear to the side.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You're almost bare.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Then right, Yeah, they pull it, kept my underwear on.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Did your abs hurt when they when it was, yeah,
it killed me.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It wasn't actually painful, but it was like because they
well they said, it's not really supposed to be painful,
but it's supposed to like you're supposed to feel it working,
and I definitely feel they tell you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I was like, I was like, turn, did they tell
you that? Yeah? It hurt me, and then my arm's hurt.
In fact, if your arm's hurt now, I think they're
gonna hurt more later.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Today you work out it's like two days later it's worse.
So like I'm feeling it, but I'm not like out out.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I think I'll be like that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You're like shaky.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Right now, you're gonna feel like you did a hell
of an arm workout? And what about did they take
all the pre pictures of you?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Like I warned you? Yeah, I know it was terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
When that's the negative stuff. When I first worked there
to go to it, I was like, yeah, i'll do it. It
sounds fun. And then when I get there, like, okay,
we need to take before pictures.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Excuse me, nobody wants to be it before. Oh my god,
you're terrible. Wait a second. So I brought workout clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Can I just do the before pictures in workout clothes
and we could just compare what.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
It looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They're like, well, it depends what muscles you want to do,
and I was like.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, let's do them all right.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So they're like yeah, then you have so like one
picture where they're basically taking the before of my backside.
It's like all out there and they just go three sixty,
turn to the right a little bit, take a picture,
turn to the right a little bit, Take a picture
and then you go all the way around. And when
I was like faced away from the camera, I just
picture what they're seeing and I just feel really bad.
(06:27):
Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
When I went through this the first time a couple
of months ago, I wasn't I didn't know they're going
to take these before pictures, and so I had to
get stripped down on my underwear and they were doing
my abs. So they took a bunch of pictures of
my abs and it was so terrible, and all I
could do was text Kyle's like.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh my god, you're not going to believe this. You
have to have that. You know they have to, but
you still to go through it though.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So does that mean is there a chance that you
could walk back into set office and on the monitor
while you're in there, you could see your own before pictures?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
No, that to you a discreet No one else will
ever see those.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Just checking checks before.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm sure they might, they might knew it, but I
don't want to see mine ever ever. But man, it's
it's so it's it's at the comstock.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And and what I really like about is that I
did it at the comp stock two months ago and
I've done it three or four times already, and uh.
And then I turned on this show on Netflix called
Don't Die, and the guy's doing a billion things and
in the middle of it he does this, and I'm like,
cry it on, right, because he's got a great apps.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I was like, pick it up. I am connected to
this guy. And then I bought his olive oil the
other day.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
So one of the things he talks about is how
great olive oil is, right, So I never really focused
on olive oil. So yesterday my wife had made me
a salad and I was like, threw olive oil on this.
She's like, no, like hold on, So I put this
Olli oil and it's like, it reminds me of the
CBD I took the other day because going down my throat, well,
it's gonna help me live wherever anywhere. So check out
(08:00):
the comstock on Instagram or google them or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Find them. They're great. They have all these things that
Colin I do to our face
Wake you up, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's crack a leg?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And this is the big boss do snoopy deagle double
gigsel dang boom?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What you don't do, John j. We're not talking about
rich ten t and we're not talking about last week.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
If the one and only do you know the last
last the big smooth eagle double gigseal in your.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Face to me and in the place to be and
you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Sucks, John Jay and Rich our phone numbers eight seven,
seven nine three seven, one oh four seven.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You can text us.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
You text jj R and whatever you want to say
to the number nine six eight nine three. Here's a
text Good morning John Jan Rich. Shout out to Richards
Pepperoni nipples. They might be peeking out on a full
day like this. Somebody else said. This is from a
six six one number, John Jay and Rich. Thank you
for the podcast link. I had no idea you guys
(00:59):
had an afterwards podcast. I'm gonna have to catch up.
That's interesting, man. We have an afterwards podcast is kind
of behind the scenes what happens on the show. We
dropped it pretty much on Tuesdays and Thursdays, So if
you missed it, you go wherever you hear podcasts and
you search for John Jay and Rich afterwards, like on
the iHeart app or whatever, and it's a.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
More relaxed version of things going on on the show.
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
There's a show on Netflix I've talked about a couple
of days ago, and I've talked about this guy before.
His name is Brian Johnson. He's the guy's trying to
live forever right. The show on Netflix is called Don't Die.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I started watching it last night.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
He does all these crazy things.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You would say that they are crazy things right to
stay alive. And I realized on the show that there's
a couple of things on that show that he does
that I do too.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I recognized a few, like the red light stuff. He
does all of that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But you know what Kyle does too, We want to
stay alive.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
He does hold on. If you watch the show, he
does the muscle thing that you did.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yesterday appear impact.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
That's why I want't figure up because I wanted to
because I've done it before, so I wanted to hear
about your experience.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, I'll have to post the videos because I took
I took a bunch of videos yesterday and then honestly, like,
I don't know if you guys feel this way, but
like with the fires and everything going on, I like
feel insensitive posting anything other than that kind of stuff, right,
So eventually I'll post the video of it because it
was a bizarre experience. So I went to the comstock
and I'm like, it's it's a new year, right, and
(02:23):
I have like workout goals but haven't actually started them yet.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So I was able to try this treatment.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's called pure Impact, and basically what they do is
they take, you know those little rectangular stickers that they
stick on people in the hospital to monitor them and whatnot.
They stick a bunch of those stickers all over your muscles,
whichever muscles you want to target, like your biceps, your abs,
your glutes, your hamstrings, wherever you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Want to target.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And then for the next half an hour, it's like
the weirdest feeling because each one of those stickers it
took to like an electrode that is wirelessly connected to
this machine that controls how intense it is. And what
it does is it simulates your muscles working, so it
(03:14):
will contract your muscles at different rates, at different angles,
at different times, and it's like you basically get this
full body workout on this table. I was watching Bad
Sisters on Apple TV.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
It's the whole time the guy Brian Johnson does that workout,
and it's so.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Weird because like every time it pulses, it's like a vibration.
And I was doing my biceps at one point and
like my hands and the rest of my arm would
involuntarily just move.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It would be like it would pulse and then all
of a sudden my hand would shoot up and like
and turn into claws. It was like, okay, But then
today I'm like, I feel as if I just worked
out out yesterday. Yeah, And it's not really it's not
supposed to be. It's not supposed to be like a
replacement for workouts. But they say a lot of people
(04:07):
who already work out a lot do this consistently, and
they they are less fatigued at the gym, they can
do more reps at the gym, and they see more
toning to their muscles.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
And I'm like, okay, let's.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Get it five.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
So what body parts did you do?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I did my biceps, my abs, my hamstrings and my glutes.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh you did all those? So she was there a while.
I was there for an hour.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh so it's like half an hour for the front side,
half an hour for the backside.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
And did you film all of it?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I filmed a lot of it, but I will not
be showing the backside.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I did film that to show my husband. Because they
have like little stickers on your bomb, right, and every
time it contracts, like your bomb goes together.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Really funny.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's like you're squeets extra yes, oh yeah, and you
have to be unless they pull your underwear to the side.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You're almost bare.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Then right, Yeah, they pull it, kept my underwear on.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Did your abs hurt when they when it was, yeah,
it killed me.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It wasn't actually painful, but it was like because they
well they said, it's not really supposed to be painful,
but it's supposed to like you're supposed to feel it working,
and I definitely feel they tell you.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I was like, I was like, turn, did they tell
you that? Yeah? It hurt me, and then my arm's hurt.
In fact, if your arm's hurt now, I think they're
gonna hurt more later.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Today you work out it's like two days later it's worse.
So like I'm feeling it, but I'm not like out out.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I think I'll be like that.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You're like shaky.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Right now, you're gonna feel like you did a hell
of an arm workout? And what about did they take
all the pre pictures of you?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Like I warned you? Yeah, I know it was terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
When that's the negative stuff. When I first worked there
to go to it, I was like, yeah, i'll do it. It
sounds fun. And then when I get there, like, okay,
we need to take before pictures.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Excuse me, nobody wants to be it before. Oh my god,
you're terrible. Wait a second. So I brought workout clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Can I just do the before pictures in workout clothes
and we could just compare what.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
It looks like.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They're like, well, it depends what muscles you want to do,
and I was like.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well, let's do them all right.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So they're like yeah, then you have so like one
picture where they're basically taking the before of my backside.
It's like all out there and they just go three sixty,
turn to the right a little bit, take a picture,
turn to the right a little bit, Take a picture
and then you go all the way around. And when
I was like faced away from the camera, I just
picture what they're seeing and I just feel really bad.
(06:27):
Oh I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
When I went through this the first time a couple
of months ago, I wasn't I didn't know they're going
to take these before pictures, and so I had to
get stripped down on my underwear and they were doing
my abs. So they took a bunch of pictures of
my abs and it was so terrible, and all I
could do was text Kyle's like.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh my god, you're not going to believe this. You
have to have that. You know they have to, but
you still to go through it though.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So does that mean is there a chance that you
could walk back into set office and on the monitor
while you're in there, you could see your own before pictures?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
No, that to you a discreet No one else will
ever see those.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Just checking checks before.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm sure they might, they might knew it, but I
don't want to see mine ever ever. But man, it's
it's so it's it's at the comstock.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And and what I really like about is that I
did it at the comp stock two months ago and
I've done it three or four times already, and uh.
And then I turned on this show on Netflix called
Don't Die, and the guy's doing a billion things and
in the middle of it he does this, and I'm like,
cry it on, right, because he's got a great apps.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I was like, pick it up. I am connected to
this guy. And then I bought his olive oil the
other day.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
So one of the things he talks about is how
great olive oil is, right, So I never really focused
on olive oil. So yesterday my wife had made me
a salad and I was like, threw olive oil on this.
She's like, no, like hold on, So I put this
Olli oil and it's like, it reminds me of the
CBD I took the other day because going down my throat, well,
it's gonna help me live wherever anywhere. So check out
(08:00):
the comstock on Instagram or google them or whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Find them. They're great. They have all these things that
Colin I do to our face
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