December 20, 2024 • 6 mins
Carla's BF has been a HUGE grump this season! She wants to see if she can put him in better spirits!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know how you found us, but I'm so
thankful that you did.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's John Jay and Rue John Jay and Rich Good morning, Carla, Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Good morning, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I understand you. You do something special, something we
haven't done in a while. You guys am, I.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Right, I want to do a Christmas booty call.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, Carlson tells who she wants to do a booty
call with, and we're going to call that person up.
I believe it's her boyfriend. And then, Carla, you've got
to do everything you can to talk to me into
coming home to meet you for a booty call without
(00:44):
saying it is. You got to use a lot of
Christmas innu window. So who is the booty call? Victim?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Roman? And he's my you know, my boyfriend, but he's
being very grinchy this year.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Roman.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is he the type of guy that would be receptive
to this or do you think that he'll be all
about the business and say no way?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You know, I don't think he's gonna say no way,
but I think he's definitely going to be caught off
guard by this whole vibe.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, do you know where he's at right now? Like
Will he is he out and about.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So what he told me is that he's out doing
his Christmas shopping right now. But I really want him
to come back to the apartment fair.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Enough, could you guys? Remember you said he's Grinch. You
remember in The Grinch when how big was his heart?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It was small?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Two sizes of two, two sizes too small, but then
it grew three sizes. There you go. You got to
use that baby there. Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know what is two sizes too small? I want
to make it three sizes too small.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You can send it won't work. I don't think he's
just a Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, So here's what we do. We're gonna get him
on the phone, but we don't say anything. So we're
going to conference both of you in got it?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay? Is that how we do it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, she's got to call him so he doesn't see
her phone number, that's right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So we're just gonna shut up and listen. So you
just call him up and we're listen.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
All right, sounds great? All up? Hey babe, what are
you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I'm in the car. Do you need something?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh? Well, you know, I'm thinking, why don't you just
skip out on the shopping and just you know, shingle
your bell at home instead.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Everything. You're okay? Are you good?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But you know, wouldn't you want to come down my
chimney tonight?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, I'm just saying your nurse pole was up this
morning and I really want to ed jingle your booth
and with your can king.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Okay, well, I don't know what's fun on, but I
gotta go. I just parked a this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No no, no, no, just comeme on home and stuff
my stocking. What seriously, no, Dave, Seriously, if you come home,
Santa isn't going to be the only one this Christmas.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Okay, look, I'll see you in a few hours.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
All right, Oh my god. Okay, you know what, I
was just trying to have some fun with you and
you know, kind of get into the Christmas mood, just
because you've been very awful these past few weeks and
I don't understand why you are just so mad at
the world. You know what I'm done. You take the
fun out of doing anything.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
All right, let's let him off the hook here for
a second. Dude, you're on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Your girlfriend wanted to have some fun with you, but
you were She said you were grinchy. M you sound
a little grinchy. I mean she's using fun sexual innuendo.
I mean she probably made if she was said something
like Roman, your stocking.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Is hung something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
No, when I think about you, I touch my elf.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Okay, I didn't know it, person of all. I didn't
even know everything that was going on. I didn't hear everything.
But nice, I think it's I don't look. I was
just trying to get done. I have shopping. I was
trying to do.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh, you're still not into it? Is that a candy cane?
Are you just happy to see me? No? I would
have that. That would have worked.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Okay, what okay? Really, so this is the radio?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yes, baby, it's cold outside, but it's hot in here. M.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
This is kind of annoying. I'm just saying, I don't
know what.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well, Jack, my balls.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Did work?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Lighten up. It's okay. It's all fun and games.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Rooman go on home and play in those reindeer games.
Jack Frost pulls on your nose? What that's not how.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You're just going to be on the naughtiest.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, at least he's shopping for you, all right? So
that is it?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That is a Christmas booty call?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Ye get back all right? Called John Jay Rich, Jane Rich,
Oh John Jay and Rich Good morning?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Hi, good morning is this John?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes? Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Hi, my name is Jessica. I called to ask you something.
Have you guys ever I don't remember you bringing this up?
But have you guys ever watched The Mayor of Kingston?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes? Season one? Season one fantastic. I haven't started season two.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yet, okay, because I just got done with Lioness and
I think that's the same director rights.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Is about the guy with the blanket on Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's the same director though, right, Yes, same writers, same
directors and creator Tyler Sheridan.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's a great movie, great TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Okay, So you all right? Because that's I want to
start that because I just got Paramount Plus, so I
haven't even watched the first season. I just wanted to
know if it was a good show.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's a great to watch land Man too. It's also
in Paramount's phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, I just I we just got it yesterday, so
I'm pretty excited. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
By Bye Banks.
I don't know how you found us, but I'm so
thankful that you did.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's John Jay and Rue John Jay and Rich Good morning, Carla, Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Good morning, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I understand you. You do something special, something we
haven't done in a while. You guys am, I.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Right, I want to do a Christmas booty call.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, Carlson tells who she wants to do a booty
call with, and we're going to call that person up.
I believe it's her boyfriend. And then, Carla, you've got
to do everything you can to talk to me into
coming home to meet you for a booty call without
(00:44):
saying it is. You got to use a lot of
Christmas innu window. So who is the booty call? Victim?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Roman? And he's my you know, my boyfriend, but he's
being very grinchy this year.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Roman.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is he the type of guy that would be receptive
to this or do you think that he'll be all
about the business and say no way?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You know, I don't think he's gonna say no way,
but I think he's definitely going to be caught off
guard by this whole vibe.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, do you know where he's at right now? Like
Will he is he out and about.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So what he told me is that he's out doing
his Christmas shopping right now. But I really want him
to come back to the apartment fair.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Enough, could you guys? Remember you said he's Grinch. You
remember in The Grinch when how big was his heart?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It was small?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Two sizes of two, two sizes too small, but then
it grew three sizes. There you go. You got to
use that baby there. Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You know what is two sizes too small? I want
to make it three sizes too small.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You can send it won't work. I don't think he's
just a Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, So here's what we do. We're gonna get him
on the phone, but we don't say anything. So we're
going to conference both of you in got it?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay? Is that how we do it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, she's got to call him so he doesn't see
her phone number, that's right.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So we're just gonna shut up and listen. So you
just call him up and we're listen.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
All right, sounds great? All up? Hey babe, what are
you doing right now?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I'm in the car. Do you need something?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Oh? Well, you know, I'm thinking, why don't you just
skip out on the shopping and just you know, shingle
your bell at home instead.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Everything. You're okay? Are you good?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But you know, wouldn't you want to come down my
chimney tonight?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Well wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, I'm just saying your nurse pole was up this
morning and I really want to ed jingle your booth
and with your can king.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Okay, well, I don't know what's fun on, but I
gotta go. I just parked a this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No no, no, no, just comeme on home and stuff
my stocking. What seriously, no, Dave, Seriously, if you come home,
Santa isn't going to be the only one this Christmas.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Okay, look, I'll see you in a few hours.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
All right, Oh my god. Okay, you know what, I
was just trying to have some fun with you and
you know, kind of get into the Christmas mood, just
because you've been very awful these past few weeks and
I don't understand why you are just so mad at
the world. You know what I'm done. You take the
fun out of doing anything.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
All right, let's let him off the hook here for
a second. Dude, you're on the radio.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Your girlfriend wanted to have some fun with you, but
you were She said you were grinchy. M you sound
a little grinchy. I mean she's using fun sexual innuendo.
I mean she probably made if she was said something
like Roman, your stocking.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Is hung something like that.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
No, when I think about you, I touch my elf.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Okay, I didn't know it, person of all. I didn't
even know everything that was going on. I didn't hear everything.
But nice, I think it's I don't look. I was
just trying to get done. I have shopping. I was
trying to do.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh, you're still not into it? Is that a candy cane?
Are you just happy to see me? No? I would
have that. That would have worked.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Okay, what okay? Really, so this is the radio?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yes, baby, it's cold outside, but it's hot in here. M.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
This is kind of annoying. I'm just saying, I don't
know what.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Well, Jack, my balls.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Did work?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Lighten up. It's okay. It's all fun and games.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Rooman go on home and play in those reindeer games.
Jack Frost pulls on your nose? What that's not how.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You're just going to be on the naughtiest.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, at least he's shopping for you, all right? So
that is it?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That is a Christmas booty call?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Ye get back all right? Called John Jay Rich, Jane Rich,
Oh John Jay and Rich Good morning?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Hi, good morning is this John?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yes? Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Hi, my name is Jessica. I called to ask you something.
Have you guys ever I don't remember you bringing this up?
But have you guys ever watched The Mayor of Kingston?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes? Season one? Season one fantastic. I haven't started season two.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yet, okay, because I just got done with Lioness and
I think that's the same director rights.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Is about the guy with the blanket on Charlie Brown.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's the same director though, right, Yes, same writers, same
directors and creator Tyler Sheridan.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's a great movie, great TV show.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Okay, So you all right? Because that's I want to
start that because I just got Paramount Plus, so I
haven't even watched the first season. I just wanted to
know if it was a good show.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's a great to watch land Man too. It's also
in Paramount's phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, I just I we just got it yesterday, so
I'm pretty excited. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
By Bye Banks.
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