Johnjay FORGOT who his Secret Santa is

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six eight ninety three. So I've been hiking a lot lately,
right with my buddy Rick is his name Rick. And
Rick was telling me that sometimes when he's in California,
he goes and he'll get, uh, these gummies that help

(00:48):
you sleep. And I was like, that sounds so cool.
I wonder if I could ever try. But we get
up so early and sometimes we go to bed late
that I don't want to waste a gummy on that saw.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
And I was like, someday I'm gonna go to dispensary.
I've never been to a.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Dispensary for I was like TC help you sleep gummies,
and I'm like, I'm gonna go to dispensary.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
I thought you were like, because I was like, you
have this access to the CBD GUMYBD.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
But I was gonna try some little bit more power
flat because I'd love to be able to get up
my goals to get one hundred percent sleep score on
my ore ring. I can do it on the whoop,
but I can't do it on the oor ring. So
I thought, at some point, if I ever go to dispensary,
I'm gonna go get one of these sleeping gummies whatever. Right,
So about a month or so ago, we went and
did the Secret Sanna. Right, all of us picked the

(01:29):
name out of a hat. Yeah, And I remember taking
the name and immediately throw it at my mouth and
chewing it right, which was so random.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
And I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Remember the name that I picked for my Secret Sannah.
Like that's the honestly got true story. So I've been
trying to do Secret Santa mass and try to put
myself in the same brain space that I was when
I got the Secret Santa. So when I pulled the
name out, here's where my brain went. If it was rich,
I would have been immediately thought of, Oh, I gotta

(02:03):
get him a guitar, I gotta get them him something
like that. Right, So I was like, so it couldn't
have been Rich because I think I would have had
more thought process.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
If it was Kyle, it would have been sexy lingerie.

Speaker 8 (02:14):
Oh my gosh, I've got it Kyle.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
So then I thought, if it was Nick, if Nick
was the name I drew, it would have been one
of those stupid shirts he likes, right, because I know
I've gone these.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Weird shirts here. So if it was Noah, it would
have been a Taytor Swift thing like, no brainer to me.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So if it was Jenna, the newest member of the show,
the twenty two to twenty three year old girl, I
think I would have had more of like, oh my god,
what do I can't do?

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Like I would remember that? Right?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So then I thought that leaves these two over here,
Peyton and Grant. And I've had Grant before and before
Marria Juana was legal. I pulled some strings and got
him something off that was but I apparently I found
out I could have got a So my thought and
I don't know who my secret Sanna is just yet
so when the time comes for new secret Senna, right,

(03:09):
I'm going to use the power of deduction and think
that's got to be one of these two. So yesterday
I was telling Blake, I go, you know what, I
need to go get either Peyton or Grant a secret Sannah.
And I said, and I want to go to the dispensary.
And the second driving force behind that is to get
the sleeping.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
Gummy, because that would work for Grant or Peyton. They
would both beased.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Unless I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
And I have Richard Kyle so YouTube being ready to
be really stone and man, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We're gonna be off for a few days.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Okay, So get this.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So I know that they've talked about certain dispensaries, right,
but I don't remember their names. So I googled dispensaries
and I look for names that seemed familiar, and I
don't want to go to those. I want to go
to different dispensary and get something totally different.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
There's probably like four on your way home.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
There's so many of them. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So Blake decides to come with me my wife, and
we go and we park and and the only thing
I really know about a dispensary is from what I've
seen from Tulsa.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
King, really nice.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Yeah, but how cute little dispensary date?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
And do they have like Christmas gift bags for the non.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Can I tell you the story yet? My story?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
So I parked the dispensary.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I walk into dispensary and I completely feel out of place, right,
And there's like security guard there, just like in Tulsa King.
And there's like a receptionist and I go and the
dude's like, hey, man, welcome in.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
I go thanks.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I go, hey, look full transparency. I have never been
to one of these before. I go, what I gotta do?
He goes, I need your ID? So I give him
my ID and he like takes forever, like on the laptop,
he's like plugging things in. I'm like, what are you doing?
He goes, just making sure you're over twenty one? Can't
you just look?

Speaker 8 (04:52):
That's a compliment though.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Himself, you know, And then he goes, I go, all right,
so we're good. Is yeah, there's a menu over there.
He goes, there's a couple of tables. Go stand over
there where the menu is, take a look at what
you want. He goes and then we'll call your name.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
I'm like, what the hell? So far is this normal
and dispensary? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
So I go, I'm looking at the.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Main don't understand anything on the menu right, and I'm
waiting and waiting and there's nobody in there, like what
do we wait for it? And there's like four or
five people working behind the counter down here, gem.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
Gem.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
I'm like, oh, yeah, that's me. I go listen. H
They go, have you been here before?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
You?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
I've never been here before. I go, I gotta buy a.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Secret sundic gift and she goes, ah, and I go,
I want the most powerful thing you have here, give
me the top shelf. So give me a percentage. What
is the percentage of something that's powerful?

Speaker 8 (05:43):
For like, it depends what you're getting, Like if you're
getting like a cartridge right where it's like a wax
kind of thing, those percentages are way higher. But if
you're getting like flower and like tree, they're a little
bit lower.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
What you get like actual like old school.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Weed, Like Okay, So it depends because honestly, sometimes you
can get old schoold weed and it has a higher
percentage and it's not really good.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Well, what's a percentage?

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Fifty two?

Speaker 6 (06:05):
That's not good?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I just got high. Okay, so grant I was
gonna say, I'm ripping like ninety six with dude. That
is probably.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Suspensary.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Grant grants the time that walks and says, give me
the highest percentage, even though it's not the best tree.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So this friend of mine there, I'll tell you by
they told me to get this the sleepy stuff. He goes,
if you go into the dispensary, you gotta find something
called train wreck. Get train wreck. So I'm like, all right.
So I say to the lady, I go, you got
any train wreck? And she's like, oh yeah, yeah, I
got train wreck. But it's a it's a vate pen
Do you want to do a vappen? And I go,
let me think about that, and I go, what about weeds?

(06:45):
So she has a'll bus out of his weed and
so I'm not gonna tell you what I got because
that'll be that'll be when it's time to fail Santa.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
But I bought so much stuff. I got free weed,
and I'm like, what is going on? This was so illegal?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Back Finally, the whole place smelled right, So I felt
like I got a contact time from the sonyway when
we left, I got the sleeping gummies.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
I don't That was a whole different conversation about the
sleeping gummy.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
So now, Blake, we're gonna try to take take them
together when we don't have to, like I can sleep
in the next morning. And she's like, so we're gonna
party with these sleeping gummies, and I.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Go, I don't think it works that way.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
There's a sleeping gummy if you want to party with
the sleeping companies.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
I think we're doing it wrong.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
I got the wrong companies, Blake, You're getting like a
little disco.

Speaker 10 (07:29):
Ball for you.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
But then it was like talking to people like, so
do we if it's eight o'clock a night, do we
take a gummy and go to bed at ten? Or
is it like you take the gummy at eight and
you're out by eight ten And the lady's like, you
don't just get knocked out?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Like we don't know what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Remember we said first time.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
First time, it's like, what if the dogs get these gummies?
So when we went to bed last night, she like
sealed them and put them in a drawer that I
don't even know where it is my house. I found
them this morning to make sure they were still there
and safe.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Mom.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
I kind of love this little party favorite date you
guys are going to do, because my mom and my
dad did the similar thing a couple of weeks ago,
and my dad sent a video of my mom hysterically laughing,
could not sleep, was dying of my mom just like
laughing her butt off off of this edible gummy and
she only had like five milligrams. My dad said, she's
never allowed to have a gummy ever again.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
These are one hundred milligram sleep gummies.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
Does that make sense? Would that?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Would that be?

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Would that be right?

Speaker 8 (08:29):
Yeah? One hundred milligrams, hundred milligram for all of the
gummies for multiple I was gonna say, like does that
add up?

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Like it's five each, Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Maybe there's ten, so ten milligram that makes sense? Let
me but was your mom laughing off the sleeping gummies?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh really, the sleeping so the sleeping gummies game?

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yes, Oh, we gotta play that audio.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I just I just want to warn you my John
Jay and my parents did edibles together, just to let
you know and they got a divorce after forty five.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Just I don't want to. I just brought the question.
I just want to let that's true.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
They're also swingers too. No, so I'll be excited to
show you guys and see who got my gift.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
And if they enjoy it or not, and if you
got the right person?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Alight if I got the wrong person?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Jenna rich Nick, Noah, Kyle, you guys are getting a
marijuana product.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
Isn't that doesn't want it? Sounds like a good gift.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Merry Christmas, Call the show and join the fun.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Eighth Jane rich Kyle, what.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Do you got for three things we need to know?

Speaker 11 (09:35):
Since nobody won the Mega Million's jackpot, the new jackpot
is eight hundred and twenty five million dollars Christmas getting
closer to a billion dollars.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
The next and drawing is tomorrow night, So you've got a.

Speaker 11 (09:50):
Little bit of time to get your ticket to get
it because that is a huge jackpot.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Now.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
I don't know if you guys are on this side
of TikTok or not, but skincare addicts are slathering faces
in beef fat for glowing skin, claiming the beef tallow
can soothe dry skin, bug bites, rashes, burns.

Speaker 7 (10:07):
And just all over make your face look fabulous.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
The tallow has taken so far off on TikTok, people
like various Creators and stuff are saying it's nature's botox
or a substitute for retinal it's just the the bee's knees,
if you will.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Or they're a person acause you want people to make
fries out of it in too like McDonald's everything you.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Know I've seen. I'm definitely on tallow TikTok right now.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, it's all over, it's.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
Like, but the experts are skeptical.

Speaker 11 (10:33):
They don't really know if it does have these kinds
of benefits, specifically for your skin, saying there's just not
a lot of data for it at this point. There
are so many alternative options, and it can cause acne.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
So just know that that may be the payoff.

Speaker 11 (10:47):
Yeah, if there are kids out there that are thinking,
maybe you're starting to not believe in Santa, just know this.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Parents whose kids believe.

Speaker 11 (10:58):
In Santa plan on spinning over one hundred dollars more
on gifts this year than parents whose kids do not
believe in Jolly Old Saint.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Nick so it pays to believe.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
That's three things you need to know.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
All right, we got a horoscope time, Payton. What's the
vibe today?

Speaker 8 (11:12):
I'm gonna tell you which iconic Christmas movie you are
based on your zodiac sign?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
All right, call us right now? Eight seven seven ninety
seven one o four seven. Good morning, Alicia. Yes, what's
your sign?

Speaker 12 (11:27):
Taurus?

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Okay, So for Taurus, the iconic movie for you is
a Miracle on thirty fourth Street. So Taurus vibes with
this classic holiday charm. You guys are all about believing
in the magic of the season while keeping things grounded
with a sense of common tradition. Kind of festive feels,
cozy moments, and timeless joy. So make sure you turn
it on this weekend.

Speaker 13 (11:44):
Okay, absolutely, Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 12 (11:46):
I love you guys a listen every day.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Thank you, Lisia, have a great day, have a great
holiday you.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Mary.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
Hello, Hi, how are you Mary?

Speaker 6 (11:56):
The libra?

Speaker 14 (11:58):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (11:59):
John, You threw me off when you answered the so
I was like almost stuttered.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, let me see Kyle's microphone just broke.

Speaker 6 (12:09):
Mary. Nice job, No, she's.

Speaker 10 (12:13):
Back, Kyle.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Not bad when that mike.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
This one works.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, Wait, again.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Okay, now no, hello, Hello, that's crazy Mary.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Okay, let's get your yeah and your horoscope to Kyle.
And honestly, I feel like this movie is really a
deep cut and if you know this movie, then you
just sit right here in my heart. And it's called
The Princess Switch. Have you guys ever heard about this movie?
It stars Vanessa Hudgens, So Libra, You guys are all
about balanced duality and aesthetic, so naturally you're gonna vibe
with the Vanessa Hudgens switching roles to create holiday magic.

(12:49):
It's all sparkles, romance and insta ready moments during this movie,
which is exactly how my levers are.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Awesome, fun and Mary, have a great day, great home.

Speaker 15 (13:00):
You guys want to merry Christmas.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
H Blake, what's your side?

Speaker 8 (13:05):
I'm a Gemini, Oh Gemini? Okay, Blake the Christmas movie
for you, and I hope you've seen this one. But
it's Elf, so Gemini. You guys bring the endless energy
with the witty one liners and those over the top
enthusiasm of Buddy the Elf, and you're just hyping up
your group. Child Santa is coming, Blake, so planning every
random holiday and activity. That's it for you.

Speaker 15 (13:26):
Yeah, we're gonna watch that in school.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Awesome?

Speaker 8 (13:29):
Do you and everyone know that that's your horoscope movie today?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You don't have finals today, you guys? Are you can
watch movies?

Speaker 15 (13:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I guess that's nice.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Great? Are you in Blake?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
What?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (13:45):
I didn't here's the question?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
You in fIF fifth grade? I don't think they do finals.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Great. I have a great day, Blake. Jackson, Good morning.
What's your side? Jackson?

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Good morning?

Speaker 15 (14:02):
I'm an Aquarius?

Speaker 8 (14:03):
Okay, so Jackson, for you Aquarius the iconic Christmas movie,
it's called Claws. Aquarius. You guys bring a unique and
heartfelt vibe to the season, and you're all about reinventing
traditions and spreading kindness this holiday season. Yeah, a little
happy person.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Have a great day, Jackson too. Mighty seven. Marcel Oh,
I thought you were a girl? Maddysell? Well anyway, Marse,
what's your Marciel?

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Marciel? What you're signing?

Speaker 8 (14:37):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well?

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Sagittarius. The iconic Christmas movie for you is National Lampoon's
Christmas Vacation. Sagittarius, you're that over the top holiday enthusiast
who turns everything into a hilarious adventure. So whether that's
a chaotic road trip or setting up way too bright
of lights, you guys are bringing in all of the
last this Christmas season.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
That's all right, Doug, have a great day.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
What do you have for Yeah? For Pisces, Rich, Frosty
the Snowman is the movie for you. You guys are
the dreamer. You guys believe in the sparkly snow globe
world and you're just bringing innocent, heart warm, heartwarming magic
to the season. And you're just melting hearts everywhere.

Speaker 12 (15:13):
That you go.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
As a kid.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
That that shows to make me cry. When Frosty melted,
it was terrible, just terrible, Leo.

Speaker 8 (15:20):
Yeah, for Leo, the iconic Christmas movie for us is
How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the Jim Carrey version. Leo's
we start the season like met whatever, but we end
up stealing the show with our dramatic flare and we're
just the Grinch who grows our heart three sizes and
we slay the Whovill party in our iconic outfit. Kind
of fitting for my mine outfit today Christmas pajamas and
I have my Grinch ones on No perfect. Yeah, John Jay,

(15:45):
this Christmas season, you are stepping into the spirited vibes
at Ryan Reynolds movie.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, such a good movie.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
So while you're typically the responsible planner, the universe is
gonna nudg you to reflect on your past choices this
Christmas season. So expect unexpected the reminders of how far
you've come, and probably a few ghosts of your path
popping up, and probably that one x who still lurks
your socials, whoever.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
That is, Oh God, all right, all right, if we
can get your sign there, I'll post it on our website,
John Jay Rich dot com normally, you know, cause it's
Thursday and I have a game for you. But it's
Thursday and Rich has a game for you.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Complicated Christmas carols. Well, we've taken is your favorite Christmas
songs that you know and you love, and we've fancified
made it all complicated and twisted up.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
So I feel like we'll start with John Jake for
the first one.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Okay, So just the title of the song.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, it's it's a Christmas song, but we've we've scrambled
them all up and by the way, mad. Props to
my wife Stacy, who has helped me with this year's round.
These are all new You've never heard these before, but
she is a wordsmith and she's helped me with youse.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
All right, here we go, John.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Jake Glee an exultation extended to the earthly realms, Joy
to the.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
World on the boat.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I get yourself on Christmas, you guys, Kyle, I'm going
to struggle. Oh no, you're gonna be great. You're gonna
be great.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
In fact, let's do you next. No, Okay, okay, Kyle.
Observation of maritime vessels in triplicate.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Okay, so it's saying something something three times?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
What observation of maritime vessels in triplicate. I'm really proud
of them.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Happy Christmas is not anybody want a chance to steal Christmas?

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Three kings?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
No looking for it?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
So maritime three ships? I saw three ships triplicate Christmas Day, Chris,
I think so because it says I saw Peyton second prize,
high pitched gong.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Have the Grinch steal Christmas?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Still know? With the grind for the steel Kyle for
the steel silver bells.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Second Prize, high pitched gong Silver bells.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't understand this.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
The name of the song is called silver Bells, and
he changes the words to make him complicated, but using
more complicated.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Words like second prize is usually silver.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Uh huh, high pitch gong a belt.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Okay, kind of like a different version of one of
your games.

Speaker 8 (18:27):
I was going to say, this seems a lot like Switcheroo,
but way more.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
It's like foofy Christmas switch.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
I have a headache. Let's go to the next round.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
All right, John j proceed on. Ardent worshippers carry on
our wayward son, Well, that would be perfect for that.
Proceed on or what worshippers?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Proceed on? Ardent worshippers.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Proceed on?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Go on, go on, walk on the people in their
car like I know, I know this, I don't think
so don't.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Say walking land.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
No anybody for the steel. Oh I'm so sorry. That
is a correct looking for Oh, come all, ye faithful,
proceed on.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I think Kyle you'll get this one. I mean, I
don't know that for a fact, but let's go.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
The creation of an impression of the mule is what
I attribute to you.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
The creation of a yule is what I attribute to you.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
The creation of an impression of the Yule is what
I attribute.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
To Caja In for a second, I feel like this
game should be more like us as a team against Rich.

Speaker 11 (19:34):
Yeah, you may all work together on this creation is
a relatively new impression of the Eule, not the Ule.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's kind of a new Christmas song. Baby.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Try it to Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. The creation
of an impression of the Yule is what I attribute
to you.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Is you make it that? Cy Smith's how does that?

Speaker 8 (20:02):
How does that line up?

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Do you don't even know that?

Speaker 9 (20:05):
Wrong?

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Do one more?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
All right, I'll make this easy.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
The most generic, non religious seasonal greeting, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's still a.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Non season Happy Holidays.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
All right, look, we got a loaded show there. You
got Bryce Vine tickets on the line. About two hours
from now, we got Christmas swish about a half hour
or the Roses is coming as well. So stay right here,
John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich, good morning, Kirk, Yes,
what's up?

Speaker 13 (20:32):
Do you want to talk to Trump for a minute?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
To Trump?

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Donald Trump?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, sure, we're.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
Here today with John jaye Rich. Okay, they're very good.
One of the best morning shows the world has ever seen. Okay,
just gonna wish them a very merry Christmas, you know,
because that right.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Now, Hey Trump, do you know what's going on with
these drones?

Speaker 13 (20:57):
I know what's going on, but I can't really right now.
It's probably Rosie O'donnald's sending out her toys. Okays, you
gotta Rosie. They're looking at Rosy, looking Atabla.

Speaker 16 (21:09):
We got to get back to China.

Speaker 13 (21:11):
We got to get back to China. China's watching it.
They've got they've got eyes on us, is say they
really do?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Hey, what what does Trump think about? War of the Roses?

Speaker 13 (21:25):
Were the Roses? Is a great program? Okay. You take
two people that are that are cheating and somebody's you know,
they're having a difficult time, and it's a great program.
We we look forward to it on Thursdays. Okay, seven
kids have done.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I like to trail off.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Okay, thank you for listening.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Trump, very welcome, you, very welcome.

Speaker 13 (21:50):
You guys have a wonderful day, and very very Christmas
to you. No more tamala, no.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
More tabla rich What do you got for life?

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Hacks? Today?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
The holiday hack to heal your Christmas related injuries.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, Stackton Hacks is coming up next with John
Jay and Rich sad.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Your day with John Jay and Rich I wake up
with my favorite artists.

Speaker 17 (22:10):
And Philip It's Billy Eilish, It's Teddy Swims and you're
listening to John.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Jay and Rich John for Stackson Ass, I have Staxon
Pep for Stackson Ass Stacks of Information. Richly got Life Hacks.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
This blew my mind.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Actually I never really thought to question it, but apparently
the bald eagle is not the official national birth of
the United States. It's about to become the official national
birth of the United States. Most people thought it already was.
Congress never passed natural bill until now Biden has to
sign off on it.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Isn't that wild wild?

Speaker 14 (22:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
But I wonder what the national bird is, or even
if we have one. Maybe it's the pigeon or something.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Maybe it is a turkey. I think I knew it
was a turkey at some point.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
The Phoenix Suns have debuted a two dollars value meal
for fans.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
I saw that everywhere yesterday.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Is it only for the next two upcoming games?

Speaker 13 (22:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
That's pretty quite right.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
For the rest of the year.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
So very disturbing murder case in Spain was solved because
Google's review caught the suspected killer putting a body in
their trunk.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Oh, I know, and this is new. By the way,
imagine this.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
An American Airlines flight from Dallas and Minneapolis earlier this
month had to land because there was flooding.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Flooding on the plane mid air. This is boat. This
is a boat.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Getting a thank you from your teenager can heal your soul.
Getting a thank you from a ten year old is great,
but a thank you from your teenager is tougher and
means more, according to research, So a message to all teenagers,
we know you're angsty and upset about zits, but please
thank your parents. It could heal the world. Also, they say,

(23:48):
if you can only muster the willpower to thank one person,
make it your mom. The study found showing gratitude has
an even bigger impact for mothers because their contributions tend
to be over loo more.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Someone asked, what abbreviations did you think meant something else?
Like there's the famous line for modern family, but the
guy goes, I'm gonna cool dad.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
WTF why the face?

Speaker 8 (24:15):
Oh that's right. I Actually, when I was younger, I
used to think WTS did for where's the fun?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Where's the fun? No, this person thought b r B,
which means be right back. They thought bathroom break. That
works for that AI they thought was artificial insemination.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
This person says, I used to think ft W for
the win was f the world. It's not, No, it's
for the win.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh maybe that. Maybe Peyton contributed that.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
This person thought I D stood for I and the
D was identification. That kind of made that tracks. We
would accept that. You know, the I y K y k,
you know if you go, you know. This person thought
that it it was just people making that sound out

(25:05):
loud s MH, which means shaking my head. This person
thought it meant so much hate. I thought it was
smack my head. Anyway, What do you have for life hacks?

Speaker 14 (25:17):
Rich?

Speaker 4 (25:18):
The holiday hack to heal your Christmas related injuries. It
happens you're baking cookies and you burn yourself. It's a
terrible thing. You're taking a drink a hot chocolate. It's
too hot, it's scalding hot. So here are a couple
of hacks for you. If you burn your tongue on
hot chocolate or anything else for that matter, the quickest
life hack and anything else is sugar on your tongue.

(25:39):
It actually starts getting enzymes and things working to kind
of calm down that heat and hear your tongue.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
So try that.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
And if you burn your skin on anything, really one
of the fastest things to do is put yellow mustard
on the burn, wait for about a minute or so,
and then wash it off with a super cold cloth
and your burn will be reduced from it what inflammatory
flambage there. And you can find those life hacks and
many more Christmas life hacks at John Jay andandrich dot com.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I'm gonna give you a little massacarre alert because Christmas
Wish is coming up. At twenty four years old, Kimberly
was single mom with three kids battling cancer. Fast forward
to this year and she had the unthinkable happen. She
had to start her family's lives all over again. Christmas
is in doubt for her and we want to help.
Christmas Wish is after Tate mccraige, John Jay and Richmond

(26:30):
such how.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
From the John Jay and Rich Poria Ford.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Studio, John Jay and Rich Christmas Wish, John Jayne Rich,
it's the time of Christmas wish.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Amber, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I know we're kind of pressed her time because Kimberly
is like on the move. So tell us a little
tell us a little bit about Kimberly.

Speaker 15 (26:55):
She's a single moms four kids, she's been working a lot.
She was diagnosed to answer at the age of twenty four.

Speaker 16 (27:01):
She spotted off while taking care of three kids by herself.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Okay, where's she right now? Where's she right now?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Is that work?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
And so they went to go get her so we
could surprise her, right.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Yeah, okay, all right, let's call her then.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Okay, alright, so hang tight.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
How long have you known her?

Speaker 12 (27:31):
Amper my whole life?

Speaker 6 (27:34):
It's your sister?

Speaker 10 (27:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (27:39):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Is this Kim?

Speaker 8 (27:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Hey, Kim, it's John Jay and Rich on Z one hundred.
Can we put you on the radio with us for
just a minute?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Please? Sure?

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Kim, Your sister wrote us a letter.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
It was about you, and we were so touched we
asked her to come on our radio show and read
the letter to you.

Speaker 16 (28:01):
So do you have a minute, sure, Amber, My sister,
Kim has been through a lot of heartache.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Kim.

Speaker 12 (28:09):
Life's just been kicking her down.

Speaker 16 (28:10):
Kimmy was diagnosed with several cancer at the.

Speaker 12 (28:12):
A young age of twenty four.

Speaker 15 (28:14):
She fought it off, all while taking care of three
kids by herself.

Speaker 16 (28:17):
My sister was remarried and had another beautiful baby girl,
so the marriage ended in a bad way. She still
pushes every day to take care of her kids and
everyone else around her. She is the most selfless and
powerful woman I know. She works sixties a week, long
hours just to make sure meant is paid and her
kids are always happy. I would love to nominate her
beautiful soul because she deserves so much love and appreciation.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Ah, I love you, I love you.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
So, Kim.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
We'd like to grant your family a Christmas wish. OKAYR
are you at work right now?

Speaker 12 (28:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Okay, it's all right. You don't panic. Everybody.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Everybody knows you got time, You got time to listen
to us. Okay, Okay, So we want to make sure
that you're stocked up for a holiday. So we have
a two hundred dollars gift card to Safeway for your family.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Oh we heard you, We heard you. Love fred Meyer.

Speaker 15 (29:24):
Yeah, that's one of the stories.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
So we got you.

Speaker 15 (29:27):
I'm absolutely ill.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
We got one hundred dollars to fred Meyer because.

Speaker 12 (29:31):
Why not, ohly goes an awesome thing.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
Well, that's not it. We got you some more stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh, all those groceries call for some new kitchenware, so
our shoppers picked out a twelve piece nonstick, a little
new cookwar set, ten piece of Silicon utensil set, and
twelve piece stoneware Westfield dinnerware set.

Speaker 15 (29:55):
Oh my god, I know, I know, I love you himself,
so we listen.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
We had our shoppers, our little elf. Her name is
Sue Reynolds, and she's amazing, and Sue went personally shopping
for your kids, so we'd like to go over some
of this stuff, like for Marcus. We specifically went shopping
for Marcus. Okay, let me tell you what we got him.
We got him one hundred and fifty dollars gift card
to Old Navy. We also we got him one hundred

(30:29):
dollars to Dick Sporting Goods. I hope he likes dungeon
and dragons because we got him some dungeon and dragons stuff. Yes, okay,
we got him a lot of stuff for dungeons and dragons.
We also got him in an NBA basketball and an
NFL football and some JBL Bluetooth wireless headphones for Alexis.

(30:57):
Alexis is ten.

Speaker 15 (31:00):
Twelve today, she's twelve. I hope twelve today.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I hope this still works for a twelve year old
I had down ten. Would she like one hundred fifty
dollars gift card Old Navy, one hundred dollars to DSW
for some shoes?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh yep.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
We got her a Friendship bracelet, jewelry kit, a journal,
We got her Uno and Djenga. We got her Princess
five Minute story book and uh fashion Designs kit, fashion
drawing kit. That's all for her.

Speaker 15 (31:30):
Oh my god, she would love that.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
For Lacey, is she still six?

Speaker 15 (31:36):
She'll be eight nex months.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
I guess this list is two years old.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Well, for your eight year old, we got her one
hundred and fifty dollars gift card to Old Navy and
one hundred bucks to DSW as well. Yes, we got
her Barbie closet, doll accessory, Blue Deluxe Park theme playlist,
crele A Frozen color book, a Blue coloring book, one
hundred and twenty CRAYOLEI set My Look, glitter and Shimber

(32:04):
Design nail art kit, and an Amazon Fire HD Pro
tablet for her. How old is Kenzie?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I had it on here as at you got it right.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
We're giving her one hundred and fifty bucks to H
and M and one hundred bucks a dsw a drawing
sketching art kit, Pictionary, lip gloss kit, nail kit, Bathbomb's
face masks, your Decord, do it Yourself vision board with
pens and a journal.

Speaker 15 (32:37):
She's gonna love that.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Now. If you don't know this or not, we're the
morning show on Z one hundred. We do the morning
show here. Our friends is Z one hundred, Tim Rainey
and Sue Reynolds. They heard Kenzie loves music. Yes, so
we're giving her two tickets to see Justin Timberlake.

Speaker 12 (32:55):
WHOA, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
He'll be at the Modus Center January thirteenth.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's awesome, Kimmy, for you, for.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Mom, for your family, we got you a couple board
Games of Trouble and sorry, because it seems like you
that's kind of what's been going on.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Go to Trouble and we're kind of sorry, But kim
we know how hard you work. We heard you love
the beach.

Speaker 12 (33:26):
I do love the beach.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
What do you like better? Cannon Beach? Your seaside?

Speaker 15 (33:31):
Seaside for my kids.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Seaside is a blast, Little Windy.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
We got you one thousand dollars gift card, visa gift
card to book a beach day of your own.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Whatever you want, Seaside or Cannon Beach.

Speaker 12 (33:42):
Oh my god, I am literally taking right now and
you as are making me high at work.

Speaker 13 (33:52):
Now.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I gotta tell you, are you dating? What are you single? No,
you're a single mom. Listen, we have a single Elf.
And if you go outside, we have this very very
handsome guy. He hosts the Rain Show on Z one
in the afternoon. He is so good looking and so single.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Elf.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Rain.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Are you there, Elf, Rain?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
What an introduction.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
He's Rain, Rain, Rain, She's crying. She's at work right now.
Rain has everything we talked about right now, Yes.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Walking in right now. I'm with my group of u
Z one hundred alps. We're walking in through security with
this distribution center Aaron, and we're here to make this
an amazing day.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Okay, have you guys connected? Do you see him yet? Kimmy,
I'm waving yeah, big big ears.

Speaker 15 (34:47):
Oh so they were just watching me pace all around
the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, I'm not going right now. If you'd like to
go on a second dig with Rain, we'd be happy
to pay for him.

Speaker 12 (35:00):
Oh good, I want to listen to that every morning.

Speaker 13 (35:07):
Hi Kimberly, how are you good.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I'm Rain from Z one.

Speaker 13 (35:12):
We have a Christmas you.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
We wanted to make sure that you have amazing Christmas.
We've heard so many amazing things about you, so thank
you for everything that you do, and this is obviously
the least that we could do to show our support
for you.

Speaker 12 (35:25):
So thank you.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Merry Christmas, Kimmy, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Rain, You're delivery.
Your delivery made me so emotional.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
Professional.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Merry Christmas, all of you. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 15 (35:43):
Thank you, Love you sit.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
There, Love you to get involved with Christmas Wish and
the Love Up Foundation. You can make a donation right
now at loveoupfoundation dot org.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
We have Bryce fine tickets on the line about an
hour from now. Well, first, so we're gonna switch gears.
We go from helping people to helping people catch cheaters.
War the roses. Mara, So you think your boyfriend's cheating.

Speaker 15 (36:10):
Yeah, and I think face work may have helped me
find out that my boyfriend is cheating on me.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
All right, hang on, okay, we're gonna take this case.
War of the Roses starts next with John Jane Rich.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Not only do you need to know if they're cheating,
you deserve to know the truth.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
War of the Roses right now with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Type of War of the Roses.

Speaker 15 (36:34):
Good morning, Mara, Hey yah, good morning y'all.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Hey, good morning. So we're gonna do a little War
of the roses. You're in a situation you think so
much cheating on you. Yes, okay, what's your story?

Speaker 15 (36:47):
Yeah, So I joined this Facebook group a few weeks ago.
It's called are We Dating the Same Guy?

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Someone else told me about this Facebook group. I told you, no, no, no, no,
I know you've Peyton you brought up blog ago. But
a woman that I work out with at the same time,
her name is Tara. She told me about it the
other day while we were working out, and she's upset.
And you have to get accepted into the group.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Do you have to like get accepted? You have to
know all of the rules. And basically it's a group
that is all over in a bunch of different cities.
So the one that I'm in is are we dating
the same guy? Chandler, Phoenix, Scottsdale, Arizona.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
And it shouldn't it be all over because like what
if the same guy is like a pilot and like you.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
So they have many different cities.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
So say, say your man lives in Arizona and you
know that he's going to Denver, Colorado all the time.
You can enter the Denver, Colorado one and drop your
man's picture there, and basically you come on and you say, hey,
this is my boyfriend. Does anyone have any tea? Or
if it's like a red flag, Hey this is my
ex and he's.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
A post accepted. It's the red flag thing.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
All right, well let's call him up, Mara. I'm just
kidd We didn't hear your starting out? Okay, so you
joined the Facebook group of what happened?

Speaker 15 (37:54):
Yeah, well you know it's like it's supposed to be like,
you know, for the girlies watching over the girlies, And
I just joined like for fun, just to like get
the tea and stuff. But the other day I was
just scrolling on Facebook and I came across this post
and it was about a twenty nine year old guy
with brown hair, a ton of tattoos, and just so
many red flags. And the girl who posted said that

(38:16):
there was more in the comments, so obviously I checked,
and I kid you not, there was a picture of
my boyfriend of three years.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Three years?

Speaker 15 (38:26):
Wow, yeah, yeah, three years and it was just him
right there. And I messaged the girl right away to
ask what was up, but he just blocked me and
the post got deleted. And then when I brought it
up to my boyfriend, he said it was some crazy
girl he talked to years ago, and he told me
not to worry about it. But it's been a few
weeks now and he's still acting super shady, like being

(38:49):
weird with his phone and kind of distant, and I
just feel like something off, so I need to know, like,
what's really going on?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Okay, but before you see him on the Facebook thing,
did you have any inkling that he was cheating or
anything was funny? Are you just noticing the behavior after
the Facebook it's.

Speaker 15 (39:08):
Just been it's been weird vibe. I mean I didn't, honestly,
I didn't notice it until now it's like retroactively. I'm like, oh,
you know what, all these weird kind of behaviors have
been happening for like a long time now.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I will tell you this, that's scary. When the woman
brought it up that I work out with, my friend
who was also there, said he knew somebody that got
posted on there from an ugly breakup and there he
wasn't cheating and he wasn't do anything like that. So
that is the backside and then the negative side to
this website. If someone could just throw you under the
bus and say, oh, I'm date this guy whatever whatever,

(39:40):
he's dated five of my friends or whatever, you know
what I mean. So it doesn't necessarily he could be
telling you the truth.

Speaker 15 (39:45):
Okay, yeah, I mean that's what I hope. I hope.
So this is like a three year long relationship, Like
the holidays are coming up, I want to have like
a nice good time, So that's what I'm hoping for.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
If we call him up, though, and he sends them
to somebody else, then he's probably cheating.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
I would think. So, I mean, that's you what we
go by.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Okay, what's your boyfriend's name? Louise okay, all right, here's
what you do. Take a break, we'll come back. We'll
get him on the phone. Are you ready for this?
War The Roses continues next with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 14 (40:15):
Sex and.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
John Jaye Rich. We're in the middle of War the Roses.
You got Mara, who's been dating Luis for about three years.
For fun, she joined a Facebook group that Peyton also
is a part of Peyton. Did you join it for
fun too? Are you doing research?

Speaker 17 (40:40):
No?

Speaker 8 (40:40):
I joined it for fun. My friend Megan told me
that she had posted this guy on there, and I
wanted to see all the drama and tea, so I
added it. But I have considered putting Kadeem in a
little chat either in Arizona or in Phoenix, just.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
To see Arizona or Phoenix. That's true.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
Sorry, but I have toyed with the idea, even though
I know nothing's going to come up. But I have
thought about it.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Well, that's weird. If you know nothing's going to come up,
what's the what's the thing, because I.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
Want to know what these Portland girls got to say about.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
My mis's going to come up. It's like, don't go
to the doctor because they're going to find something, right,
don't get an MRI.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
They're always going to find something.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Hold the You're gonna find right right.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Right right somrow. You guys been together three years.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
You joined the Facebook group and then you saw something
about your boyfriend and then you confronted him about it. Uh,
he said, it's a It was a crazy person from
a long time ago. You d m the girl, she
blocked you and then deleted the post. So that's kind
of Do you remember her name?

Speaker 12 (41:44):
Yeah, her name was Rose Rose, a rose by name.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Actually kind of trippy.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
All right, Kylie, you ready more important?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Ready?

Speaker 6 (41:55):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Hi is Louise available?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
See perfect?

Speaker 7 (42:10):
So Louis is kind of your lucky day. My name
is Iris. I'm actually with a new company.

Speaker 11 (42:14):
We are called jan R Flowers, and you've been chosen
to be a micro influencer for us. So what this
means for you, Louise is you get to send our
most romantic bouquet of roses and you can send them
anywhere you want, totally free.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
Kind of.

Speaker 11 (42:26):
All we ask in return is that you just post
about JANR Flowers on whichever social media platform you use
the most, so we get a little marketing out of it,
but you get to surprise someone really special in your
life with our most romantic bouquet.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Oh or for real.

Speaker 11 (42:38):
Yeah, it's actually a really good marketing campaign for us.
It's been working out really well. Like I said, it's
totally free. I don't need any credit card information or
anything like that. But we will send them out with
a nice little card. And I always just tell people, listen, Luis,
this is your chance to really personalize this.

Speaker 7 (42:53):
So they are pretty romantic flowers.

Speaker 11 (42:55):
But maybe you have like a fun and flirty or
maybe like a super suxy relationship and you just, like,
you know, infuse that into your message. Let me know
the message that you want, and we can actually get
the flowers sent out today.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Oh I mean yeah, I'll take some flowers.

Speaker 11 (43:11):
Perfect, So we'll get started with the message and then
I'll take me in my next screen. We can doctor
name an address and where to send them.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Okay, maybe just something like I can't wait to see
you again, beautiful.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
That's sweet, can't wait to see you again beautiful? Do
you want like a love luise an xoxo? What sort
of saluation salutation?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I mean, yeah, xox is cool?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I guess Okay, perfect yeah, no, that's all's great.

Speaker 11 (43:44):
Well, this is why it's an extra special thing that
will come from you. It'll be a really nice surprise.
Who did you want me to address this to?

Speaker 17 (43:52):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (43:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Can you send them to to Ellie?

Speaker 11 (44:00):
Is happening?

Speaker 12 (44:00):
Who is Ellie? Louise Mara?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Wait?

Speaker 14 (44:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
What the hell is this?

Speaker 18 (44:09):
What is this?

Speaker 15 (44:10):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
What it means?

Speaker 15 (44:11):
Catching you and four kkes being a lying piece of she?
Who the hell is Ellie?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Huh?

Speaker 15 (44:17):
Can't wait to see you against beautiful?

Speaker 18 (44:19):
What don't you even seeing?

Speaker 12 (44:20):
Ellie?

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Okay, ma, god my comment. Listen. Calm down, calm down.

Speaker 15 (44:26):
Calm down, calm down?

Speaker 12 (44:28):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (44:28):
Are you you've been seeing you?

Speaker 15 (44:30):
We're acting weird with your phone. You've been gifted. You've
been disappearing for hours and then and then this. You've
been gadlating me about this Facebook post?

Speaker 12 (44:37):
I should know? And then does what on it?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
We'll FACEO.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Hey, Louisa up, been for real quick? You know, Louise,
we tell what's going on real quick. You're on the
war the Roses, John Jay and Rich War the Houses?
Does that say enough to you get?

Speaker 6 (44:51):
You know what that is?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
War the Roses has been around forever, I mean shows
copy all the time. You've never heard of War the Roses?
Have you never heard of War the Roses? No, man
is okay, then let me tell you what it is.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Let me tell you what it is. You're you're on
War of the Roses.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
We're a radio show, all right, And this segment is
we have women call up to think that their husband
their boyfriends are cheating. We call them up and tell
them that they want a dozen red roses who they
want to send them to. They're supposed to send them
to their wife or their girlfriend. You did that?

Speaker 6 (45:20):
You did that? Okay, good, So now you know War
the Roses?

Speaker 15 (45:23):
So you did not You did it, and you're acting
it's it's now what you say.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
It's not what you saying. Listen, that's blighting me.

Speaker 15 (45:32):
The girl posted you be a walking red flash with
your tattoos and your brown hair, and the same post
that's someting you said. It was a crazy action of yours.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
You.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I don't know, I don't know what. I don't know
what facebooks that you're talking about. It is now what
you think, Elain, You don't you don't understand.

Speaker 15 (45:52):
Okay, Yeah, what don't I what don't what don't I understand?
Please tell me?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I mean it didn't. It's not what you're thinking, all right, Like.

Speaker 15 (46:04):
You just told some random flower lady that you want
to see her again. What's lack? He saw her, Louise last.

Speaker 12 (46:10):
Night, this morning.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
She's just a friend, all right, like you.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm gonna have to have a bet.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
It's not what she thinks.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
She's coming back out for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
But he didn't have that. His thing is just like
it's just a friend. Ye Can we just and Mara
doesn't know about your friend and you've been dating Mariow
for three years?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Oh my god, Mark, can we just like talk about
this like not on a radio show like this is?
This is crazy?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
No, you know what, I know.

Speaker 15 (46:44):
I understand everything perfectly. You're a cheating, lying, lose Louise
and at least can have your broadcast. So forget about
the flight. You know what, You're not going to come
meet my parents?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
So Maria Christmas Morrow?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Great?

Speaker 15 (46:56):
No, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
I'm done.

Speaker 15 (46:58):
You and you're beautiful little side. You can both go
to help.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Okay, So it wasn't Rose though, think about that, Mara.
It wasn't Rose. It's somebody else.

Speaker 16 (47:06):
Oh even better, very much more of the fact that, yeah.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
Like he's just that bad.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
He's bad news. I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
I'm so sorry. This is definitely not what you wanted
to hear. But obviously you know you can get out
of this relationship and try to move forward.

Speaker 15 (47:22):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely sorry.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Look, it's not looking good, so you don't want to
stay with him, you want to break.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Up with him.

Speaker 15 (47:29):
I'm not going to stay with him.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
No, okay, all right, Luis, you're done.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Holidays, all right, Christmas wish all right, that's War of
the Roses, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 10 (47:44):
You know what it gets to Laskaal and all those
dudes just kind of start creeping up on you. So
give him the judging and Rich drunk dial Line six
O two eighty eight, nineteen thirty three.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I think it's time for a newly wet update, right
because it's interesting because every day you find out something
new about the woman you married. It's true, it's like
you should have dated her longer.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Well, I mean, living together has definitely been full of surprises,
that's for sure. Because I know Stacy. I love Stacy.
She's fabulous, she's wonderful. She's probably the smartest human I've
ever met. But I've figured out this formula with really
smart people, and I think my son Christopher might be
the same way too, where when I say genius, I
really mean that they are on genius level. Like I've

(48:26):
heard Stacy drop stuff like if I just say, hey,
I need a full paper on polytheism right now, crank
it out. Well, I don't even know what that means,
but she could do a whole paper on it. But
if I say, hey, why did the butter not make
it a refrigerator? Why is that on the roof of
your car? She has no answer for me. And so
that happens so much that I've begun to keep a

(48:47):
list of things that she leaves somewhere, and most of
the time when I tell her about it, she just laughs.
And now her friends are coming after her too, like
her closest friends are like you are like following around
a genius toddler the stuff that she leaves behind. So
she'll be like, I cannot find the scissors. I had
eight pair of scissors. I cannot find them, so I

(49:08):
go look in one of them's inside the bed. One
of them is like like jammed into a piece of cheese,
like everything's everywhere.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
So she was in the bed, though, I'd be like,
what was she thinking?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
You were sleep? Like how many times if you were asleep?
And she's like, I could just do it.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Probably she also made the bed and the scissor for
we're tucked in the bed. So I'm like that could
be really She starts laughing and she's like, well, if
you must know, I was opening up mail and I
was doing it in bed, and I was using the
scissor to coll it cut up in the envelope and
I took care of the mail. I just forgot the scissor.
So I feel something or I smell something funky in

(49:45):
the garage. So I'm looking and there's a brand new
Target bag and I look in the Target bag and
there is a brand new thing of ketchup and a
brand new thing of milk. And the milk smells really
really bad. So I said, when did you go shopping
at targets like last week? I'm like that Target bag
you left in the laughing and she's like, well, let's

(50:06):
check out the milk.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
So I pour it out and it is cottage cheese.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Y. Stacey thought it might still be good. That's the
other thing. It's like all this food. I'm like, you're
not gonna eat that food that you put in there.
You never eat leftover, so let me throw it away.
But I get yelled at for throwing away food.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
What you were saying about her car?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Her car? So oh yeah, So I'm I'm looking for
something in her car because she thinks she left her
phone in her car. And I look and there is
an open loaf of King's Hawaiian bread in the front
seat of the car. And I thought, oh, she must
have forgot so I'm going to bring this in. She
probably bought at the store and like the milk. So
I bring it in and I said, hey, you probably
forgot this too, and she's like, no, no, I keep

(50:52):
that in there in case I get hungry.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
And a square of Hawaiian bread is the perfect.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Amount of calories, she said, It's sixty calories, are a
lot of sugar, and.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
It tied you over top and bottom at top and bottom.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
And she's like, and I don't want to bring it
into work because you know, I don't want people to
see me, you know, eating at work.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
So I eat it. It's car it's car snacks you need.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
That's a good diet life hack.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
If that's true, she said, She's like, I feel like Peyton,
of all the people in the world, would relate to
this because her car is like mine.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
Oh, my car is absolutely filthy. It's gnarly. It has
some strange sense in there that.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
Yours is filthy. Hers is like genius.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
There's like, I mean, I have everything that I need
in there, but your car.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Reminds me of my sister's car. You could find like.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Or an animal in there, where I feel like Stacy's
car is like a dirty but a genius.

Speaker 8 (51:44):
Say, and it reminds me of my car.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
It's like Stacy's car.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
The middle council is like a Sephora where you've got
every kind of makeup sticking out and glitter and stuff.
And then the passenger seat is snacks. And then the
back I've seen like, I don't know, ten pairs of
underwear back there, okay, yoga pants. And when I've asked
her about like it's because when you go spray tana,
you don't want to bring your.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Pants in the spray tan you're good underwear.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
You want to take on you know what you're right,
don't That is genius? Dirty like my car is just dirty.

Speaker 11 (52:13):
Dirty, Like there's twenty empty water bottle wrappers, there's.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Old receipts, nothing really useful.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
You never know what you're gonna find.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
The guess we're learning about the genius ways of Stacey Berra.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Hey that Hawaiian braid, you guys are had that as
French toast. I've had always thought about it. We thought
this would be great French time.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
I bet have you guys ever been or seen those.
It's a restaurant and there's a couple around the valley
and it's called dog House.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Like yeah, yeh yeah, yeah, have you had it?

Speaker 6 (52:43):
My friend runs them all.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
Oh, I think we've talked about this. Their burgers are
made but the Hawaiian roll, yeah, are made with the
Hawaiian roll bread.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah, and there to die for.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
So was the Seven Brothers.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, the Hawaiian's Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
But Doghouse has hamburgers now, oh.

Speaker 8 (53:01):
Yes, good and they are so good. If you want
a good burger, go to Doghouse at Home of the
Good Burgers.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
The dogs are good at Doghouse.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
And the chili is good.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Everything that it's like you fried chicken. You get chicken.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Yeah, like I think if you go to Doghouse on
my whole pitch on that when it was pitched to
me years ago was hot dogs.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Well there's hot hot dogs. It is hot. There's hot,
but it's called it's called Doghouse Beer Garden.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
So I feel like you and I we went there.
We went there good, Yes, you, me, my wife and
your husband. We stood in line and we ordered, then
we ended up.

Speaker 8 (53:34):
Yeah, we ate there because it's one of those restaurants
where you walk it, you order, and then you get
your seat.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
Was it when we went by the mall, they know
where to go and you're like, it's probably bar food?

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Yes, okay, Yeah that place was delicious.

Speaker 8 (53:46):
Yeah, they have burgers and their burgers are the best
thing on the menu, so.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Go try it.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well, it's great to hear about Stacey. You get to
know her years after you married her.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Just figured it out, Tap it and say what's up?

Speaker 10 (54:00):
I heart radio appass the dockback Mike to send John,
Jay and Richard message now.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Laura sent us a text good morning Laura.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, Hey, what was your text about? Well?

Speaker 12 (54:12):
I texted you. You said that you had a ton
of Christmas cards left over, all your wrong ones, right,
And I would love to have one, because well, I
don't get Christmas cards anymore, and it was my I know,
it was my favorite favorite thing to get every Christmas.
I grew up and my mom would keep a basket

(54:35):
of all the Christmas cards she ever received. So I
started doing that as an adult. And I'm almost forty
now and nobody sends me Christmas cards anymore, and it
makes me so sad.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Sad.

Speaker 12 (54:44):
I still have all the Christmas cards from over the years.
I have a basket of Christmas cards. I just don't
have any new ones. And sometimes I'll go through my
basket and look at them. But I would love to
have one. I even thought about it, Kyle, when you
were talking about your Christmas cards, but you said you
ran out.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
I know I was down in the ware. Otherwise I
would totally send you on. I do the same thing.
I keep a basket of all my old cards, and
every once in a while I look through. Do you
send cards out to people and nobody sends you cards back?

Speaker 12 (55:13):
No, I don't send cards out anymore. I feel like
the economy, do.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
You send the card you get a card? But I
tell you, what do you want to do this? How
about this? If you gave us your address on the air,
and I will write down your address and I will
send you a card from the script card. But then,
what about anybody listening get your address? You want them
to send you a card too? You'll get thousands of cards.

Speaker 12 (55:40):
Seriously, if you want to you okay, why not?

Speaker 6 (55:47):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Okare, just give us your first name.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
What's your first It's Laura, Laura.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Okay, and we'll put down Christmas card.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
And what's your address?

Speaker 12 (55:59):
It's six four two five amethyst like the rock A
N E.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
T H y st corch.

Speaker 12 (56:09):
Okay, it's in Colorado Springs.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (56:14):
Eight zero nine one eight?

Speaker 6 (56:16):
What is it? Nine to one?

Speaker 13 (56:17):
What?

Speaker 12 (56:18):
Eight zero nine one eight.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
That's a good idea. People do stuff all the time.

Speaker 12 (56:23):
No, oh my gosh, I can't believe it.

Speaker 11 (56:29):
Not yet.

Speaker 12 (56:30):
I'm so excited. This made my year, This made my Christmas.
Getting to talk to you guys, well, thank you, Laura.
You made our shaking. You're like celebrities.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Well, let us know when you get the Christmas cards.
All right, set us pictures of your Christmas cards. Thank you,
Thanks Laura.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
I have a great day.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Okay, you two by, I just get some man of
tainment news, breaking news.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
What I saw the Kanye stuff was pretty big.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
This is bizarre.

Speaker 11 (56:57):
So there's a new A and E show called Interrogation
in Raw Celebrity under Oath, and they released a snake
peig of their show with Kanye West. So Kanye West
was doing a deposition for a lawsuit he was dealing
with and he was not playing around.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Now.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
The deposition was being done over zoom, and there were
many Kanye shenanigans.

Speaker 19 (57:17):
I see that you're looking down at probably a device
or you on your phone. Yes, if I'm going to
ask as a ground rule that you not be on
your phone during the example.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Due to my mental geniusness, in order to focus on.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
This, I need to be on a phone.

Speaker 19 (57:33):
So you want to speak to your client before we continue.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Kanye, you can listen to the questions and answer them, right, Okay,
I get off.

Speaker 19 (57:39):
The pho Okay, mister West, why have you gone the
mask to start this deposition.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Because you don't have the right to see my face
And is.

Speaker 19 (57:46):
It your intention to wear that mask for the entire
duration of your examination?

Speaker 18 (57:50):
Perhaps?

Speaker 8 (57:52):
Oh, Kanye's kind of like a toddler like he really is.
And then like when you see Northwest kind of catching
an attitude towards people are like Saint West talking crazy.
I'm like, you guys are so your dad's kids, and
like not in the best way right now.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (58:06):
The show on Anie it's called Interrogation Raw. It premieres
December twenty sixth early.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Tell you what.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
My my phone was ringing around there. I should have
been all due to my mental geniusness. I saw this
video trading last night. I saw the video.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
I could do.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
It took me a while to figure out who was
signing Rihanna's boobs.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
It was that amazing.

Speaker 8 (58:27):
I know it was Mariah Carey.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
So Rihanna and Asad Rocky in a group of their friends.

Speaker 11 (58:32):
They actually went to Mariah's Christmas Time tour and then
Mariah went down into the audience and she found Rihanna
and then this happened, and it was, as Rihanna says, epic, right.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Mariah, whatever you want.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
Wow, this is iconic, Mariah.

Speaker 8 (58:52):
I kind of love it when you get to see
like other artists like that, just fangirl over other iconic arts.

Speaker 11 (58:59):
The fact that Rianna sat Rocky We're like sitting in
their living room day one day and being like, we
should go to the Mariah Show.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
It would be fun, right, Taylor Swift I saw. I
listened to part of their podcast, the The Travis Kelsey Podcast.
Did you listen you see that where he kind of
implied that he might be retiring. Yeah, this is the
and they made me think, oh my god, what if
they had this conversation him with Taylor and they're like
going to have babies to start a fight, and she's
taken a year off.

Speaker 11 (59:23):
Right, Yeah, well, Aris tour's over and supposedly she wants
to just live the simple life in Kansas City with him.
And in the interview, he actually basically said that the
game in Cleveland could have been his last game that
he ever plays in Cleveland because Kansas City doesn't play
Cleveland all the time. So he literally said, if we
don't play him in the next two three years, probably
not going to play.

Speaker 7 (59:43):
There ever again.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
So it was for him, and so they've like, yeah, then.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
You also picture like Taylor and Travis and be like,
so what is your plan like now you have other
things going on other than football.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
Football is really hard on your body.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
She's thirty five.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
Let's maybe you know, and you know how she maps
out everything, so she probably does have the next three
years of her life totally mapped out.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
That's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
So while to see her life, have kids.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
And how great for her though, I know, I mean,
you've done everything else.

Speaker 6 (01:00:11):
Yeah, it's John Jay Rich. Good morning, Andrea. You're on
the air.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
How are you doing good?

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
Well? I actually called yesterday. I was trying to win
the Sun's tickets.

Speaker 17 (01:00:34):
And I called an earlier in the week and I
think it was Nick who answered the phone and he
recognized my voice, and you know, he was like, Hey,
why are you trying to win these tickets?

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
And I was like, well, honestly, my partner.

Speaker 17 (01:00:48):
His name is Pete. Him and I are huge Suns fans.
We've been We actually kind of bonded together over the
Suns and I never missed a game. He you know,
watched her on TV and neither does he. We've been
able to make it to one game and it was
a preseason game, so I it was.

Speaker 12 (01:01:09):
A while ago.

Speaker 17 (01:01:10):
And any anyhow, his dad is if they live in Yuma,
he's been I guess he has Parkinson's, so he's at
the end of life kind of stages at this point.
He hasn't had any ivy fluids. It's just straight up

(01:01:33):
pay medicine at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Really.

Speaker 17 (01:01:37):
Yeah, And Pete and I have been together for a
little over four and a half years, and the whole
time his dad's been sick. So it's it's sad. But
one thing that Big Pete loves and we call him
Big Pete that's Pete's dad's name too, is the Suns.
And so it was just kind of like full circle.

(01:01:58):
I just kind of was like, my my partner needs
a win, and you know, so that's just my story.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
That's why I called it.

Speaker 17 (01:02:07):
And I'm holding it together much better than I did yesterday,
that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
I was, Yeah, it's so sad. So do you want
a pair of tickets to the Suns?

Speaker 18 (01:02:18):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
My god, I would I would love that.

Speaker 12 (01:02:20):
I would love to take my partner.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
How could you call me your partner? That's like I thought,
I said, when you said partner, wait for you said
partner first, I thought, oh, she's gay, it's going to
be a woman. And then when you said Pete, then
I was like, oh, it's pete gay, and then I
was like, well that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Would It's a good question.

Speaker 17 (01:02:40):
It's a good question because I'm forty four, Like, am
I supposed to have a boyfriends?

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Forty four?

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
You can say friend if you're forty four, I get
you are.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
No, I'm just I.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
Feel like i'm forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
A partner just sounds more.

Speaker 17 (01:03:00):
MA sure, I guess I feel like I'm not in
high school anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Maybe there boyfriend, Yeah, that's way.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
That's way, because we don't know if you work together,
if it's a uture partner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what
I was thinking when I heard it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
We're gay?

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
Thank you John?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
You focused on.

Speaker 18 (01:03:22):
Jay?

Speaker 8 (01:03:23):
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's just that's well, John Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Into our world.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
I know, Nick. Can we give her tickets to Sons?

Speaker 16 (01:03:30):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
Good, we'll set up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Hold on the line when you're partner.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Hold on, We're gonna set you up. Thank you for
calling it, Thank you for listening.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Thanks, yes, thanks John Jaye.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Rich Chris sent us a text, Good morning, Chris, John Jay,
what's up my friend? How you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
Do good dog? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I was listening to the show yesterday and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
I was listening to the bar when you were talking
about your mom's last words being the horrible death rattle.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
But like, how Chris is like think about that when
your mom died.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
That was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Get his dark car in my car. You know what
I said aloud?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
I was like, Christmas quick, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
My god, I'm broken. I'm broken. I inserted into every
awkward conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
And you know what they show that was super dark.

Speaker 18 (01:04:22):
When John Jay ruined that couple's baby name, totally yeah,
it was like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Yeah, Brad died and I was like, Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Is funny.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
That was all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
By the way, the guy whose son, the guy who
I was talking to when I met who's in the
hyperbaric chamber, he messaged me yesterday and he goes, hey,
I heard your show today, very funny, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
And I was like, oh good, got you and thrown
into a dark path of sadness as the rest of
us were.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
They didn't legally change their kids name. You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Christmas Wisch brother mid our day man, thank you for listening.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
You guys have a good day.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
Jessica sent us a text, good morning.

Speaker 12 (01:05:08):
Good morning, John Jay.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
What's your text? What did it say?

Speaker 14 (01:05:11):
My text said John Jay said big boobs during a horoscope,
and my kid would not stop saying big boobs on
the way to.

Speaker 16 (01:05:19):
School this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
There is your child twenty one.

Speaker 14 (01:05:22):
No, she is not, so all morning on the way
to school, she kept going, this is John Jay and
Rich have big boobs.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Oh my gosh. Sorry, I would apologize, but it's Kyle's fault.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
She's got the big boob.

Speaker 7 (01:05:38):
That's not my fault.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
You said, don't you gaslight her?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Don't you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Okay, so wait, she does not have big boobs.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
It's not my fault. Don't have nothing to do with.

Speaker 14 (01:05:59):
So that's what I dealt with all morning. So thank
you John Jay. It was actually hilarious, so I'm not
upset at it at all.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
How old is she she's fourteenth?

Speaker 17 (01:06:07):
Fifteen?

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
Now, oh, in high school?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
What the heck? I really totally thought we were talking
like Toddler here.

Speaker 14 (01:06:14):
No, no, just the high schooler just thought it was
hilarious that John j was talking about boobies on the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Wow, some of my favorite things. Well, thank you, Jessica,
thanks for listening. I have a great day. We need
to contest that we're going to play a game, So
call us at eight seven seven, nine three seven, what
oh four seven? We're playing for Bryce Fine Tickets. In
the meantime while we get a contestant, let's check in
with Kyle and her cavity.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
Which doesn't actually fully exist anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
So I shared with you I went to.

Speaker 11 (01:06:46):
The dentist about six ish months ago and they told
me at a cavity, and I'm I guess I'm on
conspiracy TikTok or dentist TikTok or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
But I didn't quite believe them because my tooth didn't hurt.

Speaker 11 (01:07:01):
I feel like I've had cavities before, and your teeth
gets sensitive and there's just there's a feeling, and so
I wasn't going to get it filled. But then we
talked about on the air and I was like, you know,
I should probably just get it filmed.

Speaker 7 (01:07:14):
I should probably just do it, you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
Like I do actually trust my dentists.

Speaker 11 (01:07:18):
Like he's the same dentist that told me the people
who I previously went to with my kids told me
Addie had seven cavities and that she's going to need
to be put under anesthesia to get them filled, and
she had zero.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
He was the one that told me she has zero,
don't do anything.

Speaker 11 (01:07:33):
And so like I got my cavity filled, and it
was quite the experience.

Speaker 8 (01:07:39):
Just getting no.

Speaker 11 (01:07:39):
It was like so quick, I was in and out
and it was like nothing at all, Like I I'm
glad that I didn't put it in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Yeah it was. It was top my.

Speaker 11 (01:07:51):
Top left, like two or three over from the incisors,
like your vampfire teeth two or three over. And the
day that I got it filled was the first day
where I drink something.

Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
And I was like, oh my god, I think I
do have a cavity. So yeah, so got filled.

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
You guys, God, good, good job keeping on, Thank help.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
And then speaking of your kids. I love this because
I went through it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
The Bro.

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
We're in the Bro stage. We're in the Bro stage.
Sometimes it's Bro, but for the most part it is Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
And it's not just me.

Speaker 11 (01:08:29):
It's me and Scott because yesterday we were hanging out
in the living room and Scott says it's correct as
Easton on something. As Easton was asking, I don't know
some football stat and he's like, well, actually it's the
Broncos or whatever it was, and he goes, no, Bro, it's.

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
Actually not and I was like, you're seven, you don't
need to be at the bro stage.

Speaker 11 (01:08:51):
Yeah, not bro, And he'll do it like in the
car all the way home from school, like how is
your day?

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It was fine, No, not really sure.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I'll never get the first time I saw the shirt,
it was like I went from mommy mom to bruh.

Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
Yeah, there we are.

Speaker 7 (01:09:05):
We're there officially there.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
What's up, Malcolm? You ready to play?

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
I am a Nick.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
You guys were playing a brand new game. We're gonna
play it all year long.

Speaker 18 (01:09:14):
It's called Saint Nick's Saint Nick Spectacular.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Okay, this is all about Santi Clause.

Speaker 18 (01:09:22):
You guys ready, Okay, So round one is some fun
trivia and we're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
John Jay, as he cast judgment upon.

Speaker 18 (01:09:33):
The children of Earth, those who land on the naughty
list get what in their stockings. I'll accept two answers.
Lump of coal Okay, yeah, that's one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
You have anoop. We were looking for lump of coal
and or reindeer poop. Yaya.

Speaker 18 (01:09:53):
Two points for John Jay. Way to go, so proud
of you. Richard Santa or St. Nick goes by many
names rich other than the two I already mentioned name
two more nicknames. Santa goes by Chris Kringle. Okay, that's one,
and I've heard Simpter Claus. Yep, that's another. We also

(01:10:14):
would have accepted pair Noel following Christmas. I don't know,
so way to go, Rich. Rich is on the board
as well, Peyton. Christmas is a very popular holiday for engagements. Peyton,
we know you've been barking up that tree for a while.
What is the best gift Santa could leave under the
tree for Christmas? For me?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Or in general? What is the best gift Santa could
leave under the tree for Christmas?

Speaker 8 (01:10:42):
Money?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Money okay?

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Or a diamond ring in my case?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Okay, both of those are wrongs.

Speaker 18 (01:10:51):
For the record, the best gift Santa can leave is
a Nintendo sixty four.

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
I completely, I'm not interested in part of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Everyone agrees that is so lame.

Speaker 8 (01:11:04):
Say you're telling me that if Santa came to your
house and dropped off four hundred dollars that you would
take that over.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
A Nintendo sixty I would take that and buy a
Nintendo sixty four.

Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
Point pro.

Speaker 18 (01:11:14):
Kyle, while preparing for his annual flight on Christmas Eve,
how many.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Times is Santa check his list twice? Twice? Is correct?
Way to go?

Speaker 14 (01:11:27):
God?

Speaker 12 (01:11:27):
Malcolm ready, Yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
All right, Here we go.

Speaker 18 (01:11:32):
Depending on who you ask, Santa either has eight or
nine reindeer.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Now, assuming it's nine, name three of.

Speaker 12 (01:11:41):
Them comment and blitzing.

Speaker 18 (01:11:45):
Let's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen comment, Cupid, Donner Blitzen, and
Rudolph Okay is on the board. After one round, everyone's
on the board, but Peyton.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
So sad in this rigged again. Round two is an
audio round.

Speaker 18 (01:12:02):
I want you to pay close attention to the following clues.
All of the movies feature Santa in some capacity. All
are very proper popular films this time of year. John Jay,
your clip comes from the seasonal classic jingle all the.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
Way you picked a wrong Day, John Jay?

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
In that clip, who or what picked the wrong day?

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
So I never saw this movie. It sounds like a dinosaur,
but I'm gonna say it's it's Oh, he's there, He's
got it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
I do I feel it?

Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
The dinosaurs a t rex.

Speaker 18 (01:12:47):
No, I'm sorry, we were looking for a reindeer. Arnold
Schwarzenegger punches the reindeer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
It's it's too.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
Saw the pictures from the set, uh Rich.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
But of the elf is excited for the world's best
What in this clip you did? Congratulations world's best cup
of coffee?

Speaker 18 (01:13:15):
Cup of coffee is correct. Way to go, Rich, Peyton,
here's your clip.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
That left?

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
I think I'll do you run for next Christmas. But
in the meantime, how about.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
Peyton?

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
I know what that is?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Who in that clip is inviting Santa in for a kiss?

Speaker 8 (01:13:46):
Missus Claus.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
You get two points if you can name the movie too.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
Missus Claus in bad Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Okay, sorry, that's in correct, Kyle.

Speaker 18 (01:13:56):
It is Catwoman from the seasonal classic Batman and Returns.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Okay, last Nick game of the year, zero points.

Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
I can't stand Kyle.

Speaker 18 (01:14:11):
Here's your clip, hey, Bravis Bernard Bernard, can we take
a direct flight back to reality?

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Or do we have to change plans? And then Larry
take Charlie here and get him some chow. No, Larry,
don't do that, Charlie, He'll be okay, follow me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
You want to get out of those clothes?

Speaker 18 (01:14:27):
Okay, Kyle, if you were paying attention to that clip,
Santa was talking to his head elf.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
What was his name?

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
BERNARDA way to go, Kyle, Malcolm.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
If you can get this, you're gonna win Bryce Vine tickets.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
What happened then? What did who? Phil? They say that
the small Hawk three sizees.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
That day, Malcolm in that clip the Grinch's heart grew
how big?

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:15:10):
And that just.

Speaker 19 (01:15:12):
Times?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Okay, John Malcolm, I'm Malcolm.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Hold, We're gonna fet you up. I felt like you
remember that Commodore song three times lady? Sound was like
if Malcolm was open like two or three times later
you once or twice, you're two or three times lady Kyle.
What's coming up with three things we need to know?

Speaker 11 (01:15:35):
Can I tell you the candy company that's getting into
the weight loss business next to John Jay and Rich,
John Jay Rich, you call the.

Speaker 10 (01:15:42):
Show at eight seven seven.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Nine four seven Coyle on fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
Three things we need to know.

Speaker 11 (01:15:48):
Nestle, the same company that makes kick Caad and like
you know how chocolate and all the delicious chocolates out there,
is now getting into the weight loss business. They announced
they are launching protein shots they say will suppress you appetite.
In fact, they say this drink will spark a natural
reaction in your body similar to but a little less
powerful than ozepic.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
I'm like, wow, So first.

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
They give you the chocolate, so then you need the
weight loss shot.

Speaker 11 (01:16:12):
I guess either way, it's gonna be for ten ninety
nine for a pack of.

Speaker 7 (01:16:16):
Four on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Pretty cheap.

Speaker 7 (01:16:17):
So that's the business they're in now.

Speaker 11 (01:16:21):
The FTC just issued a ban on ticket and hotel
junk fees.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Hell lujah.

Speaker 11 (01:16:27):
You know how annoying it is when you're going to
buy concert tickets and you're like, yes, some only going
to pay a hundred bucks or these tickets and then
you finally get to the checkout and all of a sudden,
it's three thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:16:35):
The story of my life, right, al yeah, fee coming from.

Speaker 7 (01:16:38):
So the new rule is intended to eliminate those junk fees.

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
And basically they say, if you're going to do an
airbnb or concert tickets, the price that they say it
is needs to be the price it is in your checkout.

Speaker 8 (01:16:50):
I agree with that. And the thing is, it's like you,
if you want to add those service fees and just
add it to the original ticket price, add.

Speaker 11 (01:16:55):
It all the way like, which you know they're going
to do anyways, Right, it's supposed to get rid of
those nonsense fees that it's like really like at hotels,
like what is the resort fee for coming?

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Like those are supposed to go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Attached to the hotel exactly exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
So I feel so bad for these guys.

Speaker 11 (01:17:13):
Okay, butch Wilmore and Sonny Williams, those are the names
of the two astronauts that went up to the space
in June. We're only spent supposed to spend a week there,
eight days and they are still there, right, And they
were like, Okay, it's fine, come January, we're gonna have
a ride home.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Not anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
That just got pushed back again.

Speaker 11 (01:17:30):
Now they're not going to return until the end of
March or even possibly April, because of a delay in
the launching of their replacements.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
If sending food, if I'm the food, yeah, they're sending
that hole. That's what I'm saying. Why can't you ride
that back?

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
I can only imagine like the mental process that you're
going through, right, Like you get so excited you're about
to go home, and then nope, and then again and
then nope, and then you're stuck with this person. What
if they hate each other?

Speaker 7 (01:17:55):
They probably do it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:56):
I mean, yeah, it's always not to be here at
wink jeez.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
I that should be a really good reality show.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
Yeah, worst trip ever.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Hey, at the Love Pup Foundation, we've got a couple
of dogs that are still there. One of them is Joey,
who you had almost a year's beautiful dog. But we
had a litter of puppies not that long ago. Every
puppies got adopted except for this one, this one puppy.
So if you go to Love Pup Foundation, I remember
we we don't have an adoption feed. Our dogs are
priceless and free. So go to Love Pup Foundation and

(01:18:28):
so around. Maybe you can adopt joe Maybe you can
adopt I can't remember. Is that a Blitz? Is that
any blitz?

Speaker 6 (01:18:34):
What's the mascot for the Seahawks? Anyone know? Anybody know you?
I don't know anybody know? Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Because it was the mascot? Dogs were every dog every
puppy is named after.

Speaker 8 (01:18:42):
I thought that was a really cute idea.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
And it's Blitzing or blitz Blitz.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Yeah, okay, Bliz is the only one left. So you
can adopt Blitz.

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
Go do Love pupp Foundation on Instagram,

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