Johnjay & Rich Present: WAR of the ROSES

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Thursday. That means it's time for War the Roses.
Alyssa thinks someone in her life is cheating. So what
exactly is going on with you?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Alyssa, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
What's going on? War the Roses? How can we help you?
Give us a little setup?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Okay, I went over to my boyfriend's house and I
think another woman's shoes were there.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh well, that's worthy of taking the case, Kylon fal
I would say, so, okay, War the Roses.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
We'll hear her story next with John Jane.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Rich, Shuan and.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Dumb and Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Not only do you need to know if they're cheating,
you deserve to know the truth.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
War of the Roses right now with John Jay and
John Jay and Rich have War the Roses.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Good morning, Alyssa, Good morning guys.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
The way this works is you think so much cheating on?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yes, you want to hear the story, then we're gonna
call that person up, offer them a dozen of red roses.
See they send it to you or somebody else. That is
the concept of War of the Roses. So, good morning,
what is your story?

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Okay, here's what happened. I really think my boyfriend is
cheating on me. I went out with my friends the
other night, and when I got back to his house,
something just felt. It just felt off, like I don't know.
I'm almost positive he had a girlfriend over. That's why
I'm calling. The lights were low, like it was a vibe.

(01:19):
He doesn't set vibes. I set the vibe when I'm there,
you know. And the TV was just sitting on Netflix,
like there was just Netflix open, nothing was playing. But
like you know, he's like he plays video games. I
don't know, he doesn't have Netflix on. And I just
I heard something. I think I heard movement in the
bedroom when I'm not positive about that. But okay, here's

(01:41):
the thing that really got me. There was a pair
of woman shoes sitting right outside the front door. I
don't know that, so I asked him about it and
he said they weren't his mom's. Here's the thing, you know,
I know his mom. I wear the same size shoe mom,
and those shoes were at least two sizes bigger. Like,

(02:04):
I'm not stupid. I know something's up. I just need
to know who she is. So yeah, that's why I'm calling.
I would love your help.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, so if I can recap you think your boyfriend's
cheating on you. You went to his house, there were women's
shoes outside his door. There was movement in the bedroom. Guys,
I think he's cheating on me. I walked in and
he was making out with some girl.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I think.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I need to know who.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
And I get that because your boyfriend he's gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, why did you walk in the bedroom?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Who's back there?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I I don't know. I don't like I mean, I
guess I do like confrontation, but I just I felt
really weird, and I laughs, That's what I would have done.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
I drove by my boyfriend's house at one point, but
he was kind of an next boyfriend, but we were
still kind of talking to each other. But I also
know he was kind of seeing someone else. And his
garage door was open. And I went in his house
and his and was locked, and I start banging on
it and I was like, oh.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
That you need to leave.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Leave. I'm not leaving. I see a truck out front.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Who did it?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
But you were broken up kind of kind of.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
We're kind of still seeing each other through the door.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Through the door, he said, you need to leave through
the door in his bedroom. Yes, did you leave?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
No?

Speaker 6 (03:21):
And then what I was there with my friend and
we just stayed there forever and then they would not
come out. Eventually we left, but.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Like, how's going on? And got married? She got married
there from the.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Still in the bedroom right now.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
That is a great story, man, So what you were
right though? I was right. She eventually found out.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, ah, dang, dude, that's awesome. That's a great story.
I'm all right, Litsten, watch your boyfriend's name. Okay, we're
gonna call Vince. We're gonna see who he sends the
flowers to.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
It was funny. Do you guys get a visual?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Like you know, I've seen Kyle like walk fast, and
I could see her going into this house and pounding
on the door.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Right through the hallway. We had a billion miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I had to have been there waiting a long time.
And what the girl was doing, like she had to
be like hiding under the covers or something.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
We're probably laughing, like, oh my god, I'd be so scared.
That would be too.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I have this if she's that, if she's that insisted
on right there, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Gonna right now.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
If I had her crumble cookies in the other room,
I'd be.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Like, I all this a visual of like an evil
Kyle in my head, and she does things like that
and I love her.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
She doesn't that often, but when she does, it's like
a once every thirteen years.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I even see her wide steps that she takes. She walks.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, we drove up all Flow. We saw the car outside.
They accidentally left the garage open, and we looked atach other.
Should we go in? We're going in right, and we
just booked it in.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Nothing like like uh sly or mission impossible about it.
She just came and she came in like that. They're
doing a raid.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Jo Jojo Jo Jo jo jo.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You can see that happened in episode two of My
Blame All right ward the Roses. We're gonna call Vince next.
It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
You know what to path, squabble up, squabble up, squabble up,
squabble up, squabble up, squabble up, squabble.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Up, John Jane Rich, It's time for war. The Roses
were in the middle of he right now, you got Alyssa.
She thinks her boyfriend Vince is cheating. In fact, she
says she kind of knows. She just wants to know
who the roses are going to. Right, I mean that's
pretty much it, Alyssa. Right, there are shoes outside of
his door that were bigger than yours. There was you
heard rumbling in the bedroom, and you just left. You
don't want to deal with conversation. So we're gonna call
Vince right now and see who he sends the flowers to.

(05:29):
Are you ready, Alyssa, I'm ready, all right?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Are you ready? Kyle on fugg I am ready?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Is Vince available?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Who's calling?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Is this Vince?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Because I have a deal for you, but like it
can only.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Be for Vince.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, yeah, okay, perfect.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
So Vince is kind of your lucky day. I wish
I was there right now. I would like, you know,
like like throw up confetti and stuff like that. So
my name's Avery m with a new company. We're called
g and Our Flowers, and we have a social media campaign.
You've been chosen for. So this is what it means
for you. You get to send our most romantic bouquet
of roses. It's a dozen red roses. You can send
it to anyone, anyone, like anywhere, totally free and all

(06:23):
we ask in return is that you just post about
J and our flowers on whatever social media platform you
use the most, so you get to like totally swoon
someone for free, and then you know, we get a
little bit of marketing.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Out of it.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah, no doubt what you need my credit card and
no I don't need.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Any of that personal information or anything like that. It
really is just we hope that you post on social
media about us. We want you to have a really
great experience and then tell everyone about it.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
And that's it.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
I'm I mean, the only personal information I may need
from you is I'm going to send the roses out
with like a nice little card. If you tell me
the message you want to write on the card. That's
just sort of to personalize it. I said, they're already
pretty romantic and sexy on their own, but if you
give you the message, then we can like do like
name and address and I'll let you know when we're
sending them out.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Was the.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Message? Do you already know what it is?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
You already know what it is?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Like that's the message, you know. I'm not saying like
you have to guess the message?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Okay, perfect?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
That works?

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Any anything else in there? Or do you want like
a love Vince or xoxo or something like that, So
you don't even want your name on it?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (07:39):
And then who did you want me to address it to?

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Courtney?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Courtney? Courtney? Oh you meet me?

Speaker 5 (07:48):
So sick, Alyssa.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, yeah, you're you're sending the flowers to Courtney.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
You're prank me with your friend.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yes, I am on the phone. I can't believe I've
do you are?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
She's crazy, actually me with your friends over this?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh my god, you lied, Vince? You lied?

Speaker 5 (08:09):
What could I lie about about.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Being with her? What are you doing? What are you
even doing? I can't I can't believe that's what you're
going with. What did you think was gonna happen? I
thought that you hated her. I thought that you were
done with the drama. I didn't think that you were
out here sending her flowers from.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
What did I think.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
In my mouth?

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I mean sure, yeah, I mean she's my baby mama,
like we have together, we spend time together, Like.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Vince, I gotta say, you're on the radio, so I
mean you do you get prank called with her friends,
but it's radio friends. So you're on John Jay and Ridge,
War of the Roses. So Courtney's baby mama.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, yeah, Corney's the baby mama who he was completely
over it. She's the crazy one back what he says,
lots of drama. They fight all the time. Yeah, like this,
because where I'm sitting, it looks like you're still playing
house with your accent, and I just I don't know,
you're keeping me around the fun.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
The only thing that's happening right now is like you're
making me embarrass my ex who is the mother of
my child on the radio.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
You never stopped loving her, That's what this is. And
you just need someone to fill in the space between
your fights all the time.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I think you got that figured out. I wonder why
you didn't suspect it was her from the jump.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Because she's always telling me. She's talking all the time
about how he's I mean, I don't.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Know these men be lying about their relationships with their
baby moms. One on your lie.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
You have a bond, you do.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Buy or move on and buy someone.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Else you don't keep.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
If they're lying, You've always heard her name, like he's
complaining about her.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
That's how we can talk about her. Ran.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Plus like I feel like that's such easy access, Like
come on, Vince, like that's that's super lame of you.
That's super lame of you, because I bet you, Alyssa,
I'm sure you all already feel, you know, at a
disadvantage because he does have a baby with this.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Girl, yeah, completely, and she's always going to be around.
And I thought I was doing a pretty good job
of being chill about it and being a nice like
surrogate moms of this child when we do see each other.
I mean, I thought I was being really chill about it,
But apparently I was being too.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Chill because what's happening is like like you're going back
like you knew the deal, Like now you're like changing
your mind about which is fine, Like I understand that,
Like I get it, but like you, we've talked about
this many times, not news about you having.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
A romantic relationship with your baby mama. I don't think
we've talked about that.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Meshiding her flowers is not a romantic relationship, Like obviously
it's going to be a little little different than a friendship, she.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Says, sexy romantic flowers too? Is that even know? Like
you don't even sign your name, so she knows they're from.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I mean, like, that's true.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Clearly you're the only man in her life. She's still
got the.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Note speaks for it, like, I already know what this is. Yeah,
you got me forever.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
You already know what this is. You run, Alissa.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, I'm I hope Courtney enjoyed having your shoe act back,
and I hope you enjoy just never seeing me or
hearing from me again. Okay, this is it?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
All right? Do we say good bye to Vince then?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
But hey, real quick though, Alyssa, can I ask you
A lot of people are texting right now. They want
to know what size shoe do you wear?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh? Man, I wear a Sign seven and a half,
so does Kyle.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
And I know that that means that you said that
the shoes outside the door were a lot bigger than yours,
So I thought this was supporting.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, go ahead. So now you're like, oh, she's got
big feet. Enjoy your big feed baby, bspm.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
BSBM right now, that's so good. I'm sorry, Melissa, I
know alright.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
All right, Well, thank you both for going on there
with us.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Vince, thanks man, you sound like a great dad. All right,
that's the war of the Roses DoD j Rich something's
gotta hold on me, La,