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Speaker 1 (00:08):
There's nothing in the world that's bigger in the news
than it's the count three.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Everyone say it, one, two three, You say super Bowl,
and I said eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
That's why we've come up with the super Bowl of Eggs.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's the tenth annual John Jay and Rich Super Bowl
of Eggs. We've never been wrong. The prediction's never been wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
It's true. These eggs sort of blow up and predict
the winner of every year's big super Bowl. When do
they do it?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Kyle, what's the best way to describe us about to
happen here?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, thank you, John Jays. So we are down on
the sideline right now with the eggs. We have a
chief's egg colored red and yellow, of course, because those
are the colors of the team. And we've got an
Eagle's egg, you know, it's green, kind of like the
teal of their uniforms.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But we're going with it anyways.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
And today they will face off in a microwave to
see who will be the winner of the big game.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So what are the rules, Kyle, of the super Bowl
of Eggs? How do we determine the actual winner?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's actually really simple, Rich. The eggs go in the microwave,
and the first one to explode loses the Super Bowl.
So the last egg standing is our winner.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Oh my god, this is so great.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It's very excited to do it, really exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Let's start to get a minute.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
We set the microwave on high for what two minutes? Six,
sixteen minutes. We're here as long as it takes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Now.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Last year, John Jay, you might recall it ended in
dramatic fashion as the door of the microwave blue wide.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh yeah, oh that was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
That was a stinky one.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh my god. On the field, doors closed.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Okay, game on you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The ball has been punted.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
We've got Eagles and Chiefs not moving much.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's a quiet game so far.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I believe the angle of the microwave may be affecting
our pass point protection on this one. We've got a
check pass by the Eagles and they are in motion.
That's right, in motion heading for the red zone or is.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
It the Chief zone?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Who knows? We're gonna need a Hail Mary on this
one because neither one of them are moving. It is
full on grid iron in our microwave right now, little
to no movement, leaving us to wonder, is there going
to be a winner at all. We usually see a
little bit more movement here in our microwave, but the
spinner doesn't seem to be working either way. The hard
(02:38):
count of the endgame will be who has exploded or
not last egg standing is what we're looking for right here.
And it looks like they are really intimidating one another
in there.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't know if you guys can.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
See any crack. I see some icing the kicker in there.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I mean it is full on penalty motion or in motion,
in motion, and because they're literally not moving in this microwave,
Eagles are the favorite of the game. But we'll have
to wait and see because the unpredictability of the microwave. Now,
in these situations when they're face to face, really just
staring each other down, usually what we say is delay
(03:17):
of game, delay of game, which is what I would
like to say to our players right now. But you
know what, once they're in there and they're in game
time mindset, you really can't decide what's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You do, Mother of God, Eagles won. Eagles blew up.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
These Eagles lose it, standing just.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
All screaming, screaming, screaming, screaming misheard.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You know, and we don't want to get it wrong
right because.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
It's gonna be an upset guys.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I know this is big news. Wow, the Chiefs win.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
The Super Bowl wone away. That was an intense showdown man.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Great job, Colin FuG great job. Wow, the Chiefs win.
You heard it here. First place, your bets, make your money.
The Chiefs are the winner of the super Bowl. It's
John Jaya Rich