Johnjay's Skin is.... different

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich Here's my dilemma I want to
present to you. I don't think I talk to you
guys about this, but over Christmas break, you know, my
son plays basketball in Hawaii, and we went there because
he had a bunch of games and he only had
four days off, so we would decide to spend Christmas
with him there. And one of the things my kids
want to do is go shark diving, right, which I

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didn't think. I thought they were just talking smack. So
they like, all right, let's go. You're scared dead, I'm
not scared. Let's go. It's got to be cageless. We
want to go cageless shark diving.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well that sounds insane.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, And I'm like, fine, let's go. So Dad, you
book it yet? Not yet? Next day, Dad, you book Fine,
I'm gonna book it. So I booked it, and I
thought for sure somebody was gonna bail out, but no.
So we get on this boat and we go three
miles out and Dutch, my eighteen year old, he's mental man,
he just like dives in. He doesn't care. But we

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were pulling up. By the way, you see the fins
coming out of the water. Yeah, that's the Oh my god,
all the time, I hear that in the pool, and
he just dives in, going for sharks like death wish.
So I'm like, I'm going in, guys. Meanwhile, Kemp and
Keep's roommate Ethan, they start they're vomiting. Keep's not vomiting.
Keep's almost vomiting. Ethan vomiting over there or whatever three

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miles out, and it was real bumpy. So I jump
in and I go, and I got the snorkel on
him and whatever, and I'm looking around and there's like,
I'm not kidding when I tell you this number hundreds
of sharks, hundreds, not ten. I'm not thirty. I'm not
exaggerating when I say one, hundreds, hundreds of sharks, forty
different breeds of sharks. And the deeper you go, the

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more sharks there.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Are, and the bigger. I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
In two thousand and five on this journey, a great
white was spotted in two thousand and five, tiger sharks.
There's whatever, all kinds of stuffs. So but we're snorkeling,
we're not diving, right, So I sit and I paid
for a photographer to take pictures of us. So I
said At one point, I go, I have this friend
of mine, the guy go hiking with all the times

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aimed Rick, and we send each other pictures of us
flipping each other off from wherever we are and we're
not hiking or doing something together. It's like when I
was in Hawaii before, I was taking pictures hiking. I'd
flip them off and he'd go do something to flip
me off. So I said to and go, hey, when
I get in there, when there's a shark behind me,
I'm gonna turn around and flip you off. Don't get offended.
But can you take a picture. She's like, no problem.

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I go, also, I'd like to get a group picture
of all of us underwater if possible, And she's like okay.
So though it's Jake Camp, Dutch, Me and Ethan Camp's
roommate from Australia and teammate. So one point we get
under water and we turn around and we wave and
do whatever and we get a good group picture. I
just got the pictures last night. That's why I'm bringing

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this up. Yeah, that's why I bring it up. So
this is the dilemma I have because something really interesting
and fascinating happened in a lot of the pictures. You
never see those things where someone's going in a wind tunnel,
or you see a promote and their face is like
or like a pilot. You see the wrinkles in her
face because the wind so fast. Yeah, the wind is
moving really fast. You see that. You don't see that

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unless it's a picture taken or you see the folds
in your skin. I realize this is my own deduction
of what I'm about to tell you that over the
course of my thirty eight years of life, I have
lost weight, I have gained weight. I am probably in
the top in the best shape of my life, probably
right now of my adult life. Right now, and the
last time I measured anything, I was at twelve percent
body fact for my age is really good. The picture

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that was taken, like you can see that I'm in
pretty good shape. But the loose skin on my body,
it looks like that airplane photo I'm telling you about.
It is the weirdest picture and it looks so gross.
It looks like I'm Hannibal Elector, you know, had an
Elector was wearing the skin of a dead person over
his face. This is like I'm wearing the skin of
a dead person over my whole body.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, let me see the picture.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
My thought is it's so interesting that I want to
post it, but it's also so humiliating. Is it just
you in the picture? It's a group photo, but I
zoomed in on me, and when I zoom in on me,
when I show you guys this picture, it is so mortifying.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh that's strange.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I know.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It doesn't even look You're right, that does not like
your skin.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's so that's odd. It's like you have like a
suit on.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Somebody else, someone else's suit.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's odd, right, that's what I mean, Like.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
A swimsuit that's supposed to look like a body. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Wow, it's so bizarre.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
But at the same time, if I can look past
the weird skin, like, hey man, I think I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
A break Ship's a nice suit. It just doesn't look
like a human.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
The original photo is, uh is this one? It's like
all of us wonderful? Let me turn it sideways. And
so I'm debating and posting the whole thing like that's
the original photo.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's cool, that's really cool.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
What's the photographer underwater with you there?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. We have video too,
and I have one picture of me slipping off my
friend and there's a shark behind me.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I know the sharks right there, just for that one, right,
But I got distracted by the shark couple, like what
are the sharks?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Like, what's up with that guy? Scared?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
We'll leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
He does not look tasty.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
That guy very showy.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I thought it was so interesting that it makes me
want to post it. But at the same time, it's like, wells,
like Kyle's like you doing the thing you did yesterday
the electrodes, like you know you did it because you're
trying to get build up your butt. That's really interesting.
But there's no way in hell you're posting a butt picture.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
People don't need to see. They need to see your
weird skin suit. My butt video probably inappropriate. Your skin
suit not inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Just fascinating. My skin suits almost like I could unzip
it and climb out. There's a zipper in the night.
It gets you, Okay, So give me about five minutes
and I'll post it on John J. Van Ass on Instagram.
But it's getting it's going to know that I do it.
What's the word of under duress reluctantly.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Is that's the word you're looking forress?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I said, I wasn't sure.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
See the word hypocritical? I want you to post it?
I would not, that's critical.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
But it's an interesting photo.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's interesting, Yes, yeah, I would have it's interesting. Yeah,
that's really interesting.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You got to let people know, though, don't go swimming
with sharks.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Like I understand my skins were, because I think people
are gonna be like, is there something wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Well, maybe I posted and don't say anything. See what
the comments are?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh, can you take that? But that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh I can take negative.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I know you can't.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I know you don't think there's gonna be negative comments.
It's just like, what's what is fascinating?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Right, especially if you've lost weight and gain weight and
lost weight, because my assumption is that's what that is,
that's skin. Well then we all got to go shark diving.
You have a group photos even it has everybody else?
Uh anyway, a different thing real quick, will switch change
gears real quick. Sometimes. Richie hosts this radio show, another
radio show, a more successful radio show.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
It's an overnight show. It's called Coast to Coast AM
and it's all conspiracy stuff UFO stuff, which if you've
listened to our show, you know I'm really into.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
That, right, So they actually take over for this guy.
That's a big deal.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, it's it's a good show.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
It's like, uh Coast to COASTAM And I'm doing it
this Friday and Saturday and Saturday. I'm excited because they
occasionally will ask who is your dream guest? And I'm
a nerd and I'm a nerd about UFOs, and my
dream guest is coming on Saturday Night. It's a guy
named Travis Walton. And Travis Walton is the subject of
a movie that was out called Fire in the Sky.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Do you remember that movie? I do, well.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's about these these loggers in Flagstaff that that legitimately,
in real life ran across the UFO. And Travis claims
to have been sucked up by the UFO and in
there for like three days and experimented on And he's very,
you know, very intelligent and lucid. And I've always wanted

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to talk to that guy. And he's on Saturday Night
with me, so is on the phone. I think he's
just gonna be on the phone because I remember that
I saw the movie one time. Yeah, so if I remember,
the actor even is a DBCB Sweeney and in the
movie you see him like being tortured by the aliens
and what they're doing in the probium and soul and
he's and they're saying it's they also, I think, give

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you the point of view that he's not telling the truth.
They they kind of in the movie they allude to
the fact that these guys were into like national inquir
like gossip ads, and maybe they thought they could make money.
But the guy did go missing for like what seven
days or something like that and just sort of showed
up naked in the forest. And he's got implant in
him too, that they can't explain what the material is
in him, that they don't even know what the material

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is of the implant that's in his ear or whatever.
So I've never talked to him. I have him for
like the full three hours of coaching personality. He sounds
like he probably does because if you're like, so.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You were abducted in flex out and he's like, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I'm excited about doing it because I think show suit
so with my partner. So anyway, once that's over, I
think we'll we'll have a podcast on the John Jay
and Rich networks, and you don't have to stay up
in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
But if you are up in the middle, it'll be cool.
It's all right.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'd like to hear that.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, it should be pretty cool because I don't know
what I believe. I'm a I'm a skeptic, but I
want to believe, just like just like every other UFO thing,
Like I want to get sucked in. I want it
to be true, but I haven't seen anything that to
maybe believe case closed, you know what.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I like ten years ago, like someone would say they
got abducted by aliens and everyone be like, you're crazy.
And now the government's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
There are UFOs out there, and so it's a little easier.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
To believe now I think true.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, it's like I was. I just thought of this,
you know, because I could. I have fun with the
conspiracy and make them up in my head sometimes. Yeah,
Like the biggest thing the news of the fires right now,
but a week ago was these probes flying around.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, probes are still big.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
And I haven't seen anything those probes. I'm just the drones,
like I'm like, are they are they now making all
these fire because I also saw, you know, the conspiracy
was moren Also, they're like three fires came up at
the exact same time in California. Now, no one's talking
about the drones. I haven't seen anything on the drones
in twenty four hours, have you, Nope? Mm hmmm mmmmm.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I know there's a lot of conspiracy theories.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
On the fires.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh really, I've seen a lot online.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Like tying them to like the Malibu fires and how
they got started in the winds being really strong.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Really similar to what happened in Lehina, in.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
That real estate being very very very very valuable, and like,
you know, you couldn't have wiped it out and done
anything to it before in Lahina or here.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
But now who knows.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I just think you're doing stuff to get ready so
you're not talking about the drones. Bring it up to
that guy.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I'm going to bring up the drones.