Laptop shut & heavy breathing before Christmas?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
You wake you ass up, John Jay Rich, what cracker like?
And this is the big boss dog snoopy deagle, double gisel,
dang boom, what you don't do?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
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Speaker 3 (00:25):
Rich, Wake your ass John T and Rich Tuesday, December tenth,
twenty twenty four. Our phone numbers eight seven seven, nine
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Speaker 1 (00:45):
Is everybody here done Christmas shopping? And we all Christmas shop?
Collie for you? You're done, not done, You're not done.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
No, I still have a few ball left on the lift.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
When you shop, you're shopping for more than just your
husband and your kids. You're shopping for old yikes. What
about you, Peyton.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
I'm about halfway done. I've gotten the majority of the
girls done. The guys are the ones that always are
tricky for me, like my boyfriend, my brother and my
dad I struggle with all of the time.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
So I'm halfway there.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
And actually some of my packages came in this morning,
so I'm excited to wrap them and put them under
my little.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Jinky tree that I have.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Rich. I am officially done as of yesterday, and because
of the Internet, I finished a lot faster. I only
went into one store to get one thing for one kid.
I went in Walmart and that's it. Everything else is online.
I mean, I'm done with my wife, Stacy, I'm done
with my kiddos. I'm done with my secret Sandy here
on the show. I am good.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I took care of my.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Dad, my brother.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Everybody's good. Done, done done. I haven't done one thing there.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Oh really do you ever?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I know, I'm like, will you do it?

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
It's funny too this. It is like I think I
haven't had this conversation with my wife yet, but I'm
kind of like, do we really need to get each
other something?

Speaker 8 (01:53):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And I'm sure she's gonna say no, which means I
have to get her something that I don't know. How
I can get her something is I buy it online.
She'll open it because it'll comes with all the other things.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Right, So you go, you get in your car, and
then you drive to the mall.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Right, but then she's like, why are you at the mall?
It's it's my day. Everywhere I go my day. She
knows exactly where I am at all times. And there's
no reason, I mean, if I was at the mall,
it's kind of weird, Like you want to just I
remember when I was a kid, or my mom would
give us a gift and I'd always be like, when
did you get that? Like how did it happen? Do
you know what I mean? Like there's this mystery to shop,

(02:26):
but to go, I'm gonna go shopping for you makes
me feel I don't know, makes it less.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Is there anything else you have to do at the mall?

Speaker 9 (02:33):
Like you can be like, oh I gotta go get
my whoop fixed, or I have.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
To return a pair of shoes and the all to.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do that, I'll do it for you.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I got this.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Because also she shops with the kids, so I don't
I don't know that you know. And in fact, she
was even talking about how they're like so much older
now that we just give them money. You don't have
to give them anything that we want. She said yesterday
She goes like, so, what do you got? What are
you doing today? And I was like, Oh, I'm gonna
work out and I'm gonna go hiking and now I'll
be home. And she goes, I gotta go grocery shopping,
and then I got to go to Nortcham to return

(03:09):
some stuff and I gotta get a couple of things
at the mall. She goes, why don't you come with me?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
And I'm like, well, there's your hint right there. Why
didn't you say when I go with you, why don't
we go on a little shopping spree for you for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
My treat? So you buy or something that my treats
out the same same budget, same account.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Just words, but you get hear something that she wants
and then you wrap it and put on a treat.
She'll probably forget about it by the time Christmas comes.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Froun I want And it's not like you can be like, oh,
I'm going to get my Secret Sandah gift, because I
feel like Blake always gets your secret Sanda gift for you.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
You don't even know who your secret Sanda is.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Again, well, it's kind of funny because we did the
secret Santa pay right. I opened up my note and
I put in my mouth and shoot it. And then
I forgot who my secret Santa was because it was
so fast. I kind of remember, but I also don't
know if that was years ago.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh my gosh, no, I know.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
So I'm gonna have to get a president for all
of you, and then wait and then and then just
do process of elimination. Yeah, let's do some updates. A
couple people have sent some text messages asking about Peyton's ring. Right,
you lost your class ring, your championship ring in high school.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Yeah, well, so it was a ring that I got
my sophomore year of college for going to the NCAA
tournament and winning like our region championship. And I wore
the ring to one of my high school girls' basketball games.
I spilt soda on my hand, and I don't know
if the ring slipped off, or if it fell off
in my car, or if I took it off and
put it on the roof of my car. And now

(04:40):
it's just in the streets of Chandler, Arizona. I don't know,
but I'm getting my car detailed today with the hopes
that the ring shows up somewhere in my car because
my car is actually disgusting to the point.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You're getting it detailed. I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, I'm getting it up for one because it's it's
so gross, there's a stension there that I can't get
rid of. I don't know where it's coming from, and
then also hopefully to find my ring.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
So did you go back to where was it? Firehouse subs?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Where was it that you went port port of subs?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Did you go back there to look for it? I did, okay,
and there was nothing there, really nothing there. Oh okay.
So you're gambling that it's in your car because your
car's a disaster, which is what happened about. My wife's
car is spotless and we couldn't find her keys and
they were in the car somewhere. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
It's so bad to the point where like every time
I get my car detailed, Kadeem feel some type of
way because he's like.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Why didn't you ever get my cord? You chilah blah
blah blah blah. And I told him I was getting
my car details. He's like, yeah, you need it.

Speaker 10 (05:31):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay. So Jenna, who's behind the scenes on the show,
she did share something because she was going to a
wedding and she went to this app, the Pickle app
right where you you cut pretty much just like Uber,
you use someone else's clothes, right and you got screwed over.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I got major screwed over. But peace has been restored.
War's over, guys.

Speaker 10 (05:49):
I got my full refund for my dress and the
late charges that they hit me with, So I I
was in the chat fighting the chat sport, and I'm
not usually like that, but I was like, no, this
is We're not messing around, like you.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Shouldn't have had to fight that. That was clearly lame.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Charge you extra.

Speaker 10 (06:09):
They charged me extra for not returning it on time,
and I was like, how did you expect me to
return it on time when it literally came the day
I was supposed to have it back to you.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
And they're like, we're checking into this. I'm like, there's
nothing to check into.

Speaker 10 (06:20):
I had it the respectfully in parentheses, but I was like, no,
there's nothing to check in.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Were you talking to a human being or a chatbot?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (06:27):
Everyone had a different name and they had weird names,
so I thought they were real, but they could have
very easily been like a bought an a I bought.
I got my money back, it's back in my account.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
But who will you ever rent from Pickle again? I
don't think so.

Speaker 11 (06:42):
It really traumatized me.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I think it sounds like a good idea.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
It does, and like maybe locally and maybe if I
know the seller, but I don't. I don't think I can.

Speaker 11 (06:50):
That one really hurt.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't watch on that dress even fit you.

Speaker 10 (06:54):
I know there's a lot that goes into it. And
I just literally got the most unlucky.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
You know, you've heard that trow appy people can rent
the car your car. I'm going to try that like Pickle,
but with my my Like I bought a whole bunch
of new gap clothes, you know, So I'm gonna take
my old gap clothes and have a special Gap closet
and use it on Tickle used gap shirts. I wonder
how many dollar dollar fifty shirt rent it? You got
to give it back in a week. Kyle's coming up

(07:20):
three Dings. You need to know the.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Totally innocent thing that you should not travel with this year.
I'll tell you what it is next with John Jay
and Rich.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Than John Jane Rich are live on the free iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
App Kyl and FuG with three Things We Need to Know.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
It was all over social media.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Authorities arrested a suspect in connection with last week's murder
of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. The suspect is twenty
six years old. His name is Luigi Mangioni. Was actually
eating at McDonald's in Pennsylvanian employee recognized him, called the
cops and they arrested him.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
He's gonna face gun charges.

Speaker 9 (07:55):
In Pennsylvania and then they're going to extra item to
New York to face legal action there. Now they're warning
us to be really careful what you decide to travel
with this holiday season. You may be tempted to wrap
those gifts you're bringing to your friends and family ahead,
you know, get ahead of the ball game. But listen,
if TSA for any reason finds your package suspicious, they're

(08:16):
gonna unwrap it.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
So they said, don't wrap your.

Speaker 9 (08:19):
Gifts ahead of time, because if they need to, they're
just gonna unwrap it. They say, if you must, if
you really do want to get ahead, put it in
like a gift bag. That way, they just take the
tissue paper out. You go with the tissue paper back in.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I wonder if they unwrap it, if they unwrap it nicely,
or they like open it like it's a present, and
then they go, oh, oh, I guess this is okay.
And then do they try to tape it back up?
Like what do they do with your bags? When they
able to be a bag? You got to close up
your bag. Yeah, and they're on the moves, they don't
have time.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
They're in a hurry. I don't think they're being very
careful with your packages. So that's why they're warning you
just don't wrap it in wrapping paper.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
If you want to wrap it, just put it in
a gift bag because then if they have to search.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
It, you can just put it back nicely as well.

Speaker 9 (09:01):
One Florida man has set himself apart from his neighbors decorations.
This year, he combined his love for Christmas decorating and
the classic nineteen eighty three movie A Christmas Story. This
guy created a massive replica of the leg lamp from
A Christmas Story.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
It's twenty feet tall.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh, that's a giant, he said.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
It it's exact to scale, and he said it's fantastic
because a lot of kids walk by. They haven't seen
the movie. They wonder what it is, and the parents
are like, oh, now, we got to watch that movie.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
So he thinks he's spreading the.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
Joy of a Christmas story while also having a very
unique Christmas decoration in his yard.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
And it's ginormous. And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Speaking of movies, Payne, what movies you're watching?

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Twilight?

Speaker 5 (09:42):
The Twilight series is in like the top ten on
Hulu right now, and when you watch it, it's like
you can see how much, like how much stride we've made,
like in the cinema world with the movies and stuff.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
It's very funny to watch.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
But it still holds up. It's still a good movie.
And I was always team Jacob, but now I feel
like I'm team Edward.

Speaker 11 (10:03):
Oh wow, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
There's just something about his pale skin that glistens like
a diamonds.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I mean, vampire should always went over well.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
But like Taylor Lautner is just so stinking cute you
just want to cuddle him because he's a wolf. Anyways,
I'm now obsessed with the Toilet series.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
And Kyle, are you any further with uh? With Black Doves?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
I am further. I think I'm on episode five.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Maybe there's only six, all right, then.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
I'm getting close to the It's really good. It's really
I did not want to stop watching it.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
And rich did you finish Lionis?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I finished The Lionus yesterday? Oh my god, is that show?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Show is so intense? I think so hes Sel Donna
got nominated for that role, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
For Golden Globe, I think, I mean, it's it's like
I mean, I think, Kyle, you'd really like that show.
I mean it's it's like CIA underground operatives, like taking
out bad guys, but it goes sideways in a hurry.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
And for a long time, I put on someone told
me to watch a show called The Agency. It's with
Richard Gear. Oh yeah that Oh my god, it's so slow.
I was like, twenty five minutes in, I'm like, I
can't do it any more. So far, no, like right now,
you put on a show. Something happens in the first
three minutes of a show nowadays, right, and so now

(11:16):
like you know whether you're going to commit and this
maybe this is it for smart people. But I'm twenty
minutes in and I'm like Damn, I fell asleep. I
was in the sauna. Watch I fell and I woke up.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's probably just like the real agency. Where's all paperwork? Paperwork?

Speaker 12 (11:28):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh Man. But Landman dropped another episode too. I highly
recommend that show. That's great too, Thorne, that's a good show.
And then so I'm watching land Man and a friend
of mine says, you know the girl the one of
the stars. She's this beautiful girl plays Billy Bob Thornton's daughter,
she with the ASU. I was like, no way, because yeah,
I was like looking her up on Instagram. She with
the Issue and she like graduated last year.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah, and she's already been in two shows. She was
in nineteen twenty three or whatever that is the one
with Harrison Ford. That's really good too. And then she's
in this show right now as Billy Bob Thornton's daughter.
I was like, man's with the issue. I wonder if
we can get her on. So I like, someone must
know her. So if you know her, I don't even
know her name. Do you know her name? I don't.
I think her last name is Randolph. But if you
know her, we like to get her on the show Peyton,

(12:11):
what's the vibe for Horsecopes today?

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Well, we're in the middle of Sagittarius season, so I'm
going to tell you about yourself in the same way
as Sagittarius would.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, good morning, Brittany. What's your sign?

Speaker 13 (12:22):
I am a okay?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
So Aries, you guys are the human equivalent of smashing
the scent button before even proof reading. You were always
in a rush, You were always dramatic, and somehow the
loudest in the group.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Chat So chill not. Everything's a competition, but we still
love you. Aries.

Speaker 11 (12:38):
Yes, thanks, Brittany, thank you, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I didn't know that. Uh, Sagittarians were like that? Is
that just trying to think? Do we have any Sagittarians here?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
We don't.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
But Taylor Swift is a Sagittarius if that tells you.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Michelle Michelle High is your name not Michelle?

Speaker 6 (13:01):
What I put a typo?

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Melissa?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh Melissa? Oh sorry?

Speaker 10 (13:07):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
What's your sign?

Speaker 14 (13:09):
Gemini?

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Gemini's pick a personality? Okay, one minute you're everyone's bestie
and the next you're ghosting faster than a snapchat streak ends.
Your attention span is like a goldfish in a rave,
which is chaotic energy and we're here for it.

Speaker 15 (13:24):
Sounds about light.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Thank you, thanks for calling in.

Speaker 12 (13:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
What do you have for Pisces?

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Yeah, rich my pisces.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Your vibe is kind of like emo kid who never
left your Tumblr phase. So very sweet and dreamy but
also lost in your feelings twenty four to seven, So
cry it out, but stop texting your ex because you
deserve better.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
I think my tumbler is still active. By the way,
I loved I thought it was awesome back in the day.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Seven grapes come on.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Well about Libra?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Libra?

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Kyle? Is there libra in the room?

Speaker 5 (13:57):
You couldn't make a decision if your life depended on it,
So like you need to make a decision here, Kyle.
What's more important your aesthetic or.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Showing up on time?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
So either way, you're gonna charm your way out of
all of the drama once again, and we're here for it.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
How could you decide which one's more important?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
I know they both are pretty equally. Yeah, John Jay,
your browser has.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Eighty six tabs open because you need everything to be perfect.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
But it's okay to relax a little bit.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
You're not saving the world by reorganizing your iHeartRadio playlist
for the tenth time.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Also, please stop judging everyone.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
How about for you for Leos?

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yeah, Leo's congratulations. Our selfies did not need forty seven hashtags.
We're basically a walking Instagram filter, desperate for compliments, but
also pretending that we're unbothered.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
So we see through you, drama queen.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
All right, if we didn't get your sign there, I'll
post it on our website John Jaynrich dot com Brian
that you sent us a text, right.

Speaker 16 (14:50):
I did.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, what's it about?

Speaker 17 (14:53):
So it was about Chris of Switch. So I was
listening to the podcast from Wednesday and and you know,
heard the Christmas wish story and it was really sweet,
you know, got all teary eyed, and then I started
ellolling out loud because you were talking about things that
were unrelated to like really happy things, and then you
would say, oh, Christmas wish after and I started laughing,

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and then I don't know, it just stuck with me
all day. And so then later in the day one
of my sales reps had called me and was like, Hey,
I have to go into lash web. I've got to
get new breaks and I was like, oh, Christmas wish
and kind of okay.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
John j. Rich shout out to Richard as Pepperoni nipples
Christmas wish.

Speaker 17 (15:38):
And then later that afternoon, one of my girlfriends was
telling me she just bought a house and she said,
my hoacs are already going up, and I was like,
Christmas wisch.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
It works in so many spots, Christmas, it works with
so many spots. It's a good closer conversation.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
You know.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
It used to be years ago we used to do
the show and John Jy would bring it up whenever
something uncomfortable happened on the show, like it would end
up at the end of War of the Roses. And
I have so many people back then walk up and
say why after something terrible happens does John say Christmas wish?
And they're like, is that because he wants you to
save that tape? They're like, that's how he lets the

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guys know that they're saving them. Like, you've read way
too much into it.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I have to go meet I got to meet with
the doctor later, say from my son, and you might
have to have surgery. So if he says, hey, we're
gonna have surgery, I'll be like, oh, Christmas wish.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
It's like, if it's bad news, it's Christmas wish. And
have you guys heard when like there's awkward silences right now?
How people are belting out the alphaba defying gravity rift
any awkward silence?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
It's Brianna, You're awesome. Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 17 (16:54):
Yeah, you're welcome. Have a good day, guys.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Christmas wish, Christmas wish.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
Rich.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
What do you got from life hacks today?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Well, it's getting colder out there and especially in the morning,
so we have a couple of hacks to save you
in your car.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Also, the debate we had the other day about putting
your phone on airplane mode on an airplane, I have
a pilot that's going to tell you the truth whether
it matters or not. Stacks and Hacks is coming up
next with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
You have questions and we have for unqualified people to
give you answers.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
John Jay and Rich live on the free iHeart Radio
app him for Stacks and Hacks. I have Stacks of Information.
Rich has live hacks Random Information.

Speaker 10 (17:31):
I have.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
A poll found candy canes are more likely to be
used as decorations than food sixty percent of us use
them as decorating, and some of us like to eat them.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
The most delicious decorations ever. I love when candy canes
are on Christmas trees because I'm just taking them left
and right.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
There's a new trend called airport rules, and it's a
way of saying that you're treating yourself and anything goes
like you eat pizza for breakfast, having to drink at
any hour, and we're in pajamas.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
You notice that when you go to the airport sometimes
you got an early flight, you see someone at the bar. Yeah,
that's true. And like the burger places that open up
at five am, why not? Why not get a burger
at five am?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
And speaking of airports, I don't know. This is all
over the internet right now. And that brought it up
was yesterday or last week about airplane mode. Remember I
was like, that's all bs right. Well, pilot explains the
real reason you can't use your phone on a plane,
and it should be on airplane mode.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
The airplane mode button on your phone is not a conspiracy.
So if you forget to put your phone on airplane mode, no,
it's not the in the world that the plane will
not fall out of the sky, and it won't even
mess with the systems on board. However, it does have
the potential to mess with the headsets. If you have
an aircraft with seventy eighty, one hundred and fifty people
on board, and even three or four people's phones start
to try to make a connection to a radio tower

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for an incoming phone call, it sends out radio waves.
There's the potential that those radio waves can interfere with
the radio waves of the headset that the pilots are using.
It's definitely pretty annoying when you're trying to copy down instructions.
So if you're ever curious why you got put on airplane, moe,
that's why.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, fair enough. A guy in a delayed flight stuck
on the plane in Atlanta with a bunch of people,
so he pulled out his saxophone. Well, everyone's hanging on
you couldn't get off the plane. Let's hear.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Enough.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I would on this plane'd be like screwge, Scrooge, that's cool.
Good for him. According to an ear nose and throat doctor,
blowing your nose too hard you can actually make cold
symptoms worse. And there's stuff going around right now, they say,

(19:51):
instead of one big blow, take your time and blow gintly.
The average American will spend over two thousand dollars this
holiday see, including eight hundred and forty six dollars on travel,
six hundred and fifty eight dollars on putting on the holidays,
and five hundred and fifty nine dollars on gifts. Good
news for coffee drinkers and new studies suggests that regular

(20:13):
coffee consumption could extend your lifespan by nearly two years,
which is perfect because I'm two years into new into
the coffee lander.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's like coffee and beer. It's like every year they're
either good for you or bad for you.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Tokyo Japan will implement a four day work week for
its government employees next year to encourage women to have
more kids. Taco Bell is opening a new beverage focused
place called Live Moss Cafe. The first one will be
in San Diego and the servers are called Belle Resta's
Rich w We Got for Life Acts.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
It's getting cold in the morning, Peyton, You park your
car outside, right, I do. Have you had to deal
with a icy or frosty windshield?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yet? Not yet?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
But I have experienced it's coming. It's coming probably even
in the next few days. Here, Okay, so I want
you to try this life hack.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Here's what you do.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
You get a potato and you cut it in half,
and you rub the potato on your windshield, so the
sugar from the potato creates a barrier on the window,
preventing ice from forming in the morning. You're not gonna
have to scrape at all. Okay, half a potato and
if for some reason your locks kind of freeze up
on your door, just spray a little hand sanitizer in
it because it'll it'll de ice it in a heartbeat,

(21:24):
like within second, she'll be able to get in. So
if you're having a cold morning, try those live hacks
there up of John jay Ridge dot com.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yesterday Kyle told us a story about this new profession,
right the backscratchers. Backscratch.

Speaker 9 (21:37):
Yeah, people are making hundreds of dollars an hour just
to scratch people's backs.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
So we saw a beat. Just throw this out there.
Eight seven seven, nine three seven one o four seven.
Who do you know that has an unusual job, or
maybe you have an unusual job, maybe you're a backscratcher.
Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
I also have this list, which I kind of disagree
with it. It's just trending online right now. But professions
that were once highly respected but now are a complete joke,

(22:04):
which I disagree with these, but I might get into
that too. But first eight seven seven nine three seven
one o four seven. Who do you know with an
unusual job? We'll talk to you after Teddy swims, John
Jay and Rich. It's John Day and Rich. You can

(22:30):
call us at eight seven seven ninety three seven one
oh four seven, or text us text jj R whatever's
on your mind to nine six eight nine three. Yesterday,
Kyle was telling a story about how there's a new
job now, a new career, which is a professional backscratcher.
People are getting paid hundreds of dollars to scratch your
back for an hour. So we thought it'd be kind

(22:52):
of fun to call us if you know someone that
has an unusual job? And Nicole, good morning. Who do
you know that has an unusual job? And what is it?

Speaker 18 (23:00):
Good morning?

Speaker 15 (23:01):
I had a friend that was a financial dominatrix, so
she had like a bunch of guys that just wanted
to be in her presence, and she whenever she needed money,
she would call her text and be like, give me money,
losers and just talk down to them and they would
love it and they would pay her money.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
What do you think she was making per loser call?

Speaker 15 (23:23):
You know, I'm not sure. I remember in college.

Speaker 17 (23:25):
It started off.

Speaker 15 (23:26):
She was a foot model and she said, Hey, you
want to make some money And I said, okay.

Speaker 17 (23:30):
She said, all you have to do.

Speaker 15 (23:31):
Is wear these dirty socks with holes in them. We're
going to put them up on the table and we're
just going to have a conversation. And this guy gave
us two hundred dollars to sit there and talk about
our boyfriend's small apparatus.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Oh god, I would wear a shirt that said give
me your money, you lose her.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
That's hilarious, Like what a tag want.

Speaker 15 (23:51):
Yes, you bought a house. She made a whole career
out of it. She was like a big in the
adult industry for a long time.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Oh wow, you just fall into that.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I know, I've never heard of financial dominatrix before.

Speaker 15 (24:06):
No, she just progressed. It started with the thought of
the dirty sox foot modeling and it went on from there.

Speaker 11 (24:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I can't understand the whole Like if someone calls me
again on the phone and they go, you're a loser.
Here's hundred dollars, thank you so much. Yeah, it's weird,
isn't it. I'd be like, I guess I am a
loser for you one hundred dollars for that. It must
be some sort of it's childhood trauma. Anyway.

Speaker 15 (24:27):
The real expensive, big pocket guys would want her to
like walk heels like that weird you know dominatrix things.
But the funny part was the financial dominatrix. They didn't
get anything in return just to be called a loser.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
All right, that's not I.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Mean, how are we going to be that? Nobody's going
to have a better job than that.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
My dad used to do that to me for free.
You'll never watch anything, Thanks, Nicole, have a great day
you too. Hey. There's a text here. It said you
text us text jj R whatever's on your mind to
nine sixty eight ninety three, a five to two zero number.
It says, has anyone seen the Glitter and Greed Lisa
Frank documentary? It's a ten out of a ten recommend

(25:06):
I started watching it yesterday.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
What is it on?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh, oh my god. Amazon. Maybe let me think about
that for a second. I think it's an Amazon. I'm
Prime Amazon Prime Video. And it's so wild because I
remember Rich and I started on the air in Tucson
Lisa Frank. Was everyone talk about Lisa Frank And I
remember Lisa Frank stuff.

Speaker 11 (25:23):
You remember Wrapper Keepers?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yes? Yes, So I'm on episode one and it's my wife.
She's walking by and she sees me what she's here's
the documentary and she stops. She goes, oh my god,
trapper Keepers, just like what you said. And she's just
staring at it and she's like, why would anybody? Why
are they attacking Lisa Frank Because I'm only on episode
one where she started the company in nineteen seventy ninety
with the UVA started the company nineteen seventy nine and

(25:45):
it just took off making stickers or interviewing old employees.
But in the in the trail, the commercial for it,
it's like two million dollars lass suit again for Lisa Frank,
and someone is like, she was really mean, and I'm
just like I feel at this point, from watching the
documentary and watching The Trader, that just when companies go
big and massive and become successful. You find a reason

(26:06):
to take him down. I've never heard anything negative about
Lisa Frank, but it's like somebody wrote an article. Of course,
no matter what, people people left this show upset, you
know what I mean. And it was all good vibes.
So it's like I'm watching I feel bad for Lisa Frank.
I've never met her before, and I think she still
lives there. I'm kind of bummed we never met her.
One time we were on the air in Tucson and

(26:27):
I remember we got a package from Lisa Frank and
they sent us tons of stuff. So cool.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I know, like Lisa Frank was all of the rainbows
and the glitters, and I've come across a couple of
clips on TikTok about it. I didn't realize the documentary job,
and I'm so in on that because that's like pretty
close to home.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
So I'd be super into that.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I want to. I don't even know where her office is,
were were anything. It's so weird. I don't know much
about it. But anyway, well, there's there's only four episodes.
It's on Amazon and it's it's number two on Amazon
right now or something. Glittering greed.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Yeah, glittering greed.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay, all right, I forgot. I was gonna tell you
the story something that happened yesterday that reminded me of
when I was in Las Vegas on Saturday night to
go see George Straight.

Speaker 19 (27:11):
Right.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
So it was and my wife reminded me of something.
I was like, oh my god, and the way she
told the story through her point of view made me lol.
Because so we went to go see George Straight. It
was my wife, me, our friend slash Boss Mark, and
his wife Katie. Right, So the four of us were together.
We had this like VIP area that we kept getting

(27:34):
more and more like, oh my god, this is part
of it. Oh my god, this ice cream is part
of it. Oh my god, these free drinks, this food.
It was endless. It was like glut me your food
and craziness. And as you guys know, Mark enjoys food.
I enjoy food. Yes, so when we're together we enjoy
to eat. It's almost terrible. It's almost the competition. Yeah,
So we go to I told you guys about the

(27:56):
ice cream where I had. It was a big scoop
of cookie dough ice cream and a big scoop of
vanilla ice cream and I'm eating it and he got something.
I can't remember what he got. But we're sitting there
on this counter. The concert's going on, so we're not
in the suite. We're in this huge area and it's
almost empty, right because everyone's watching the concert was it
was Who's the guy that opened? Georgstray to Agus Chris

(28:17):
Table was performing. So I'm sitting there leaning. I'm eating
this ice cream and Mark is next to me and
he's eating something. And down the way I see our
wives at the bar. They go to the bar and
there's two guys that are talking to them at the
bar and Mark goes, hey, look there's two guys talking
to wives. I go, oh yeah, And I'm like, can
you believe this cookie? No ice cream? And he's like

(28:39):
and he goes, oh my god. He goes, look, I
think they have they have movie candy here, movie theater
candy here too, Like, oh, no way, So forgot about
the whole thing. Last night, I'm telling my wife this
story about a friend of mine who got hit on
at a bar when his wife was there, and the
wife kicked her leg up in the air the way
Kyle kicks her leg up, you know, like, yeah, my
friend's like I didn't know my wife and kicker leg

(28:59):
like that and says to this woman that's annoying them.
Why are you trying to hit on my husband? Are
you trying to hit on my like freaked out right,
And I was like, and I was telling my wife's story.
She goes, that's so funny that she reacted that way,
and I go, yeah, she was because two guys were
hitting on me and Katie and you and Mark didn't
do anything. And I was like, huh, they were hitting
on you. I saw them talking to you. She was, yeah,
they were a hitting on us. And I look over

(29:20):
you and Mark and you're like talking about your food.
I go, you guys are Yeah. I was telling Mark
I couldn't believe this ice cream that I had, and
he was talking about how they had movie theater snacks.
And we looked over and there's two guys literally hitting
on our wires. Like, oh that's nice.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
You guys love.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Their food.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It's a good life movie theater. You never see movie
theater candy at a concert. I was like, are there
milk duds? There were gummy bears, there were sour patch kids,
there were red vines. There was huge boxes of M
and ms. But I would have gone Junior Min's or
Milk Duds, but I didn't see that. I was just
too caught up in my ice.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Pretty impressive. This is pretty good. I go see a
show there.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Anyway, and I was like, oh my god, I can't
believe they're getting in on.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Nobody paid attention to Chris Stapleton.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
That would bother me.

Speaker 13 (30:10):
Good morning, Yes, hey, good morning.

Speaker 17 (30:14):
I was listening.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
I was just listening to Peyton's story about a panic
attack on the plane and that happened to me recently.
It was it was crazy. I was coming back from Chicago,
about an hour away from Tucson. I was in the
first seat. There was nobody in the middle seat. I
was uncomfortable and cold, and all of a sudden, I
just started crying and felt very very anxious. And I

(30:37):
would text my daughter and she's like, well, tell somebody,
and I'm like, no, no, no, I just had my
head down. I just wanted to get off the plane.
When we land, I get off, I go into the
bathroom and I'm literally like like uncontrollably crying. And it
was oddest thing I've never experienced. It before I get
outside and I get to the the guy I was

(31:00):
waiting so I could go to my car and he's like,
where's your ticket. I'm like, I think I don't have
a ticket. I didn't get a ticket.

Speaker 15 (31:06):
And two days later I found my ticket.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
In my back Wow.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Through it.

Speaker 17 (31:13):
It was horrible.

Speaker 13 (31:14):
Yeah, it was really bad.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I don't know what was happening.

Speaker 13 (31:17):
So I was so glad to get home.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
There must be something in the air, like you know again.
You went to go see George Straight. He has a
song called I Saw God Today and he performed it
Saturday night while we were in Vegas and it was
a great It was a great concert. My wife gets
into the sauna and she's listening to George Straight now
because you know, you see an artist, you get caught up.
She comes out of the sauna and she goes, did

(31:39):
George Trait sing I Saw God Today Saturday night? And
I go, yeah, She's like, I just heard the song.
She's crying in front of me. Who crying in front
of me? Covered in sweat, and I'm trying to watch TV.
I didn't know how to handle. I just started laughing.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
He did something in there. Lots of emotions.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yea right, my god.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
But anyways, I Peyton I have been there or fill you.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Thank you, Vicky, thanks for listening, Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Have a good date.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
So just to recoup, two guys hit on my wife
and her friend. The Lisa Frank documentary is on Amazon
and people panic on airplanes. That covers it all. Yep,
all right, Uh, we're getting ready for second date update.
We've talked to Corbyn. Corby, give us a little taste
of what's going on with you and your date.

Speaker 19 (32:34):
Yeah, so I went out with this really cool girl
and I think I think maybe I just complimented her
too much.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
And that's why she's blowing you off.

Speaker 19 (32:43):
Yeah yeah, she you know, was three weeks ago and
she just has not gotten back to me. And I
felt like we had a really great date. I'm wondering
if she just wants a guy who's mean to her.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I don't know. Okay, that's that's enough. Well we will
hang on. Okay, we're gonna hear your story and then
we're gonna call her and find out what she's blown
you off. Second Ate update starts next with John, Jay
and Rich.

Speaker 12 (33:11):
It was supposed to be the start of a beautiful relationship,
but somebody screwed it all up.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Second date update right now with John Jay and Rich.
Time for second update. We want to hear all about
this date, Corbyn, how you met the person and everything
going through your mind, and then we're going to try
to figure out why they're blowing you off. Good morning, Corbyn,
Welcome to John Jay and Rich. Second update.

Speaker 19 (33:32):
You know I met Laura met on one of the apps.
Obviously it's not obvious.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I'm can amit a church.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
I mean, that's how people are finding their matches nowadays.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
It's obvious.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Following.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Just take us down the road of the date.

Speaker 11 (33:49):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You met horseback riding through the Galapagos.

Speaker 19 (33:53):
Obvious obviously that would that would be super chill meeting
someone of the horseback riding events.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I wish.

Speaker 19 (34:00):
Yeah, So, like from the moment we met up, I
just I felt like she was like something special. You know,
there was like this connection that was just she was
funny and charming and easy to talk to, and the
date was just I don't want to say perfect, but
it felt perfect, you know, and I was so excited

(34:25):
to hear from her again. But you know, now it's
been a couple of days, and I just have no idea.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Why she's like ghosting me.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
So you went back in your head, you.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
Went over the date and you're like, Okay, did I
do something weird?

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Did I eat my spaghetti odd?

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Like when you go back into a moment like was
there anything that you're like, Okay, maybe that's not why.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Maybe that's why she's not calling me back.

Speaker 19 (34:47):
No, yeah, for sure. I mean I've been replaying it
many times, especially when I'm not sleeping, and I'm like
wondering if I did I like compliment or smile too much,
or or you know, there was like an awkward joke
I kind of made about not knowing how to fold
fitted sheets. I thought it would get.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
A laugh, but.

Speaker 19 (35:09):
Crickets. And yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 17 (35:11):
Maybe maybe I just like came on too.

Speaker 19 (35:14):
Strong, or maybe she just wasn't into me the way
I was into her, or maybe I did something to
like mess it up and I didn't even realize it.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
But like.

Speaker 19 (35:28):
You can probably tell. But it's driving me a little crazy,
and I just kind of want to know what happened.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
So when you leave the day, do you think something
went wrong and it didn't connect or do you think
this was the greatest first date of my life.

Speaker 19 (35:39):
As yeah, I mean aside frothm like not kissing at
the end, I was like.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
This, this is like, this is it.

Speaker 19 (35:47):
I'm I'm locked up for a couple of months at least.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
All right, we're going to find out. Normally we'll call
her right now, but since it took you so long
to tell us his story, we're going to take a
little break. We'll come back. We'll get Laura on the
phone to find out why she's blowing you off. Second
date update continues next Dade Richard the middle. Second and update.
You got Corbyn and Laura. They met on the dating app.
Obviously they went to dinner. He complimented her smile too much,

(36:14):
He says, Corbyn, how long ago was this date with her?

Speaker 19 (36:17):
This was about three weeks ago?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Okay, So then you at the end of the day
you went in for the cass, so she gotta give
you the hug. So where we're at right now.

Speaker 19 (36:24):
But there they were also, you know, there was like
it was like a like sexy hug in a way,
you know, it was just friends.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I think I only give sexy huggy That's just what
I do.

Speaker 19 (36:33):
Okay, just like, well sorry, sorry, I just like I
want to hear Okay.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Now, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna call her and find
out what is a sexy hug. I think sexy hug
will probably be from behind? Is that a sexy hug? Oh?
What's a good sexy hug?

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Maybe like longer, longer, more handsy? Yeah, like, hello, Hey
is Laura there?

Speaker 14 (36:59):
Yes, this is Laura.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
My name's Peyton.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
I'm with John, Jay and Rich and we just wanted
to talk to you on the radio really quickly if
you have.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
Some time this morning.

Speaker 14 (37:07):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, okay, good, So you are on the radio, live on.

Speaker 14 (37:13):
The radio, wow, live.

Speaker 11 (37:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
We took a call from our guy and he was
telling this guy was like, hey, I need some help lately,
a lot of people calling us asking for asking us
for advice. And he was like, I need some advice.
I went on a date with this girl. He says,
it went great. You're the girl by the way.

Speaker 14 (37:28):
Now, he says, you're kind of you're the guy with
the advice.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah. Well, we're trying to help him figure out where
things went wrong. So far, it sounds to me that
where he went wrong as he complimented your smile like
a hundred times. So we're talking about corbets, so we're
just curious what went wrong in your eyes?

Speaker 19 (37:46):
Oh my gosh. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (37:49):
So we were having a pretty decent date at first,
but then it took a sharp turn into like cringe city,
like literally at one point her and we dropped the
phrase I'm just holding space for that, okay, and then
he went on about how he's a choe guy okay,

(38:10):
who's always very demure and mindful, familiar.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Did you have a TikTok to.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Just like trying to.

Speaker 14 (38:22):
Yes, like three and one sentence like seo qword city.
I'm like, what is happening? Like I thought maybe he
was just quirky, like he was being ironic or like sardonic,
and I'm just like no, no, no, like he's trying
to pass this off as like his personality.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, to your salad? Did he call your salads and
give you toilet?

Speaker 14 (38:45):
That's when, you know, And so it just felt really weird,
you know, and I like then I got a little
suspicious because I'm thirty, right, so I consider myself an adult,
you know, Like, Okay, this guy's being a little immature.
He's just giving me kind of childish vibes and on

(39:07):
bumble said he was thirty also, but okay, so are
you ready to find like do you want to know
the truth? Like he like, this guy is not thirty
at all, Like he's he's twenty three. He's he's a kid.
So he lied about his age and he apparently likes

(39:31):
mature women. So I'm a mature woman. And yeah, I'm
like so mature at thirty. And I get like he
was trying to pass as an older guy, but like
and no shade to anyone who's young and wants to
like date up, Like I think that's cool, but like,
why are you pretending to be some wise older guy

(39:53):
and you're talking and memes, you know, it's just like
that's not it, Like that's just not going to pass
off as an older guy. And at that point I
just couldn't handle it, and I was like, Okay, I
have to pull the pug before this becomes part of
like whatever this mindfuld show guy's journey is.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
You know, so you weren't at all like I'm going
to take this twenty three year old and just show him,
take him to the Oh my god, I.

Speaker 14 (40:20):
Don't need a boy toy like I do. I want
a man, you know, And if I'm trying to date,
like like a living, breathing TikTok meme, like, you know,
I could find that on the internet, Like I don't
really want someone that's just like quoting, you know, viral.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, well, you know that's weird.

Speaker 17 (40:46):
I'm sorry, Can I jump in and please?

Speaker 19 (40:48):
Oh my god, hey Loura, I'm I'm sorry. This is like,
it's really awkward.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I I.

Speaker 19 (41:01):
I don't love being called a kid, but I'm not
sure what to say.

Speaker 14 (41:06):
I don't know should I I feel like, should I
be quoting somewhat like, Hi, my name is, but my
name is who?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Like I don't hear monial?

Speaker 14 (41:18):
Yeah, I'm reaching up, you know. I'm like, I'm aging up,
so i'd like to.

Speaker 19 (41:25):
I do watch a lot of tiktoks. But I didn't
really realize that that was coming out in my vernacular.
So you know, that's like a word that a man uses, right,
not a.

Speaker 10 (41:35):
Kid, you know.

Speaker 19 (41:40):
I mean, I really was into you, and you know,
I'm sorry about the age thing. Like, if I'm being honest,
I usually do say something before I meet in person,
but I would.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I just thought our.

Speaker 19 (41:51):
Conversation had just flowed. It's just like a very chill
conversation as we were talking on.

Speaker 14 (41:57):
Because you're a chill gunky so, guys, just he's a
very demir in mindfult taking note low key, I'm dead.

Speaker 19 (42:11):
Oh I'm dead after finding out all about this. This
is crazy. So you're saying you don't want to have
another date.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Take somewhere.

Speaker 19 (42:21):
Oh my god, what if what if we went out
and I didn't?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
I won't.

Speaker 19 (42:24):
I won't quote any tiktoks. We can just talk and
have a good time again like we did.

Speaker 14 (42:30):
Okay, I think you're missing that riz.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
All right? Cool?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Well I like them together. They have a little chemistry.
He's too young for her. Yeah, you're too young, dude.
You got to go secure the bag somewhere else.

Speaker 19 (42:52):
Okay, thanks for letting me know, Thanks for reaching out.
You could have just told me that yourself too, But
that's cool. I appreciate you, guys.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
And here's here's the thing. Real quick, listen, as you
go on with your life. I don't think you should
lie on these dating apps, pecially about your age. Yeah,
he's twenty three year olds.

Speaker 19 (43:11):
They're like, I can't go on.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I know, but you can't say that you're thirty. Say
you're twenty three looking for a mature woman because you
can't handle these twenty three year olds.

Speaker 14 (43:19):
Yeah, you're not far from Timothy Salome. I think he's
twenty seven. So that's like everybody, you know. He appeals
to all ages.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
He really does, it, really does. He's got great cheekbones.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Laura, no second date or do you want a second date?

Speaker 14 (43:41):
I think I'm okay, okay, thank you, friendly with them,
but maybe just you know, she wants to shoot me.

Speaker 19 (43:48):
Well, I hope you fine. Who takes care of.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
You and make you laugh? All right? Thank you both
for going on there with us.

Speaker 11 (43:58):
Thank you all right.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Second update, John Jaye.

Speaker 8 (44:01):
Rich, John Dan Rich, Please.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
John Jaye Rich in about fifteen to twenty minutes, we're
gonna get some entertainment news, but to bread the carpenters
in the news too.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
Right, Yeah, because she kind of opened up about the
song we just played, Please Please please, about how it's
duality for her. It's basically showing her musical inspiration but
then also her personal life.

Speaker 20 (44:33):
I was so so excited when I wrote that song
because it felt like a fraction of me that I
had been like waiting to not only write, but to put.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Out and then perform.

Speaker 20 (44:41):
And then it just feels very in lined with like
all the music I grew up listening to that I love,
but also very much myself.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
And that song was obviously based on real life events.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
So is Driver's License? Right? Give? Is that Olivia Rodrigo
about her? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Is about us with that long girl?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Remember when that song came out, we were like, you know,
it's Sabrina Carpenter, She's this person, like we had.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
To describe it, and now she's so huge, all right,
So we were just.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Talking about gen Z Lingo, right, and Jen Alpha Lingo
because the second end update and that hits home for you, Colin.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Fuck absolutely, my daughter is Jen Alpha.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
She's ten years old and she learned all the words
from her older cousin, all of the words, and so
it's skibbittyga sigma in her house, skibbity toilet, skibbity everything.
In fact, my who my daughter has a phone, and
in her phone, everybody is programmed as skibbitty something, gibbity cousin,

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skibbity friend, skibbity mom.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Everything is skibbity whatever. And it was funny because my
bonus daughter, she's gen Z and she.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Was sitting in the car next to Addie and she
was she had her first like, oh my gosh, I'm
not the younger generation moment because she did not know skibbety.
And so she looked over and Addie had her contacts open,
and my vote's daughter.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Goes, what's scabiti? And Addie was like what, She's like, skibeiti?

Speaker 18 (46:09):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (46:10):
And they just laughed and laughed and laughed. It was like,
of course it's skibbitty. You don't know skibvity. And it
was as a whole big She's like, sorry, it's not
my generation.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
That realization though it hurts your soul, it does. I mean,
I'm around high school girls all the time and I'm like.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 4 (46:31):
What's a huzz?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
What's that? What's a boom that? I don't get it?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Yeah, apparently something like that. Yeah, like that's their little
like that's their little size.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Okay, that's jenn Alpha. So if you could go payt
in your gen z right, yeah, I'm just one word
you think that it would be like twenty years from now,
though they'll use to describe your culture.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Oh geez, probably like sligh fire, Okay, things like that.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Kyle, you're millennial. What do you think is one word?

Speaker 14 (46:58):
Oh my gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
That's hard.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Millennially tough.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, I kind of think generation excess. We use badass
for everything.

Speaker 9 (47:06):
Bad ass dude, yeah, man, yeah, I feel like millennials
we just use normal words.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
No, no, you guys started at like all that in
a bag of chips. You guys started pretzel buns. That's good.
I'll tell I'll do that. Guy, I saw this thing.
This is I was gonna get into this, but I
think it's so interesting. It's some cool things that happened
for the first time in twenty twenty four. Can you

(47:35):
think anything that happened for the first time in twenty
twenty four? That rocket returning to the pad? That was
pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeahs were announced that's not in here.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
For example, father and son duo played in the NBA
for the same team, Lebron James and his son BRONI.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
That was big started taking over.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Breaking made its Olympic debut. Yes, but it was short lived.
It will not be in the twenty two I didn't
see this next name. But scientists observed in orangutan treating
itself with medicinal herbs in the wild. Wow, that's pretty
cool that a former US president was convicted of a felony. Also,

(48:18):
Donald Trump became the oldest person elected president. Oh really,
he's older than Joe Biden. I guess. Saudi Arabia hosted
a swimsuit fashion show. A street food taco stand in
Mexico got a Michelin star. Oh these are the first
things that event, the first time is ever happened. That's delicious.

(48:39):
How about this? Like this is something I was I
didn't know. An extreme marathoner finished running the length of
Africa from top to bottom, running ten thousand miles over
the course of three hundred and fifty two days. A
pig kidney was successfully transplanted transplanted into a human, and

(49:00):
scientists detected water on an asteroid's surface.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
I feel like these should have been bigger headlines. We
missed a few of these. How can they tell just
water on asteroids? Go to billion miles an hour and
they got binoculars.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
The head they saw the little tiny droplet water.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Hey Payne, what's the story with you saying you first
time you just got basketball shoes, because I mean you've
been playing basketball your whole life.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Yeah, I've been playing basketball since I was seven or
eight and I'm twenty six now, so literally my entire life.
And on the basketball court, you need basketball shoes, right,
you can't wear them outside, Like, that's a big no no,
X Y and Z.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Right.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
I stopped playing basketball four years ago when I when
I was graduating college, right, and so I bought my
very first pair of basketball shoes, but to wear as
street shoes.

Speaker 6 (49:51):
The first time ever.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
What shoes did you get?

Speaker 5 (49:54):
I got the Sabrina twos, the Sabrina too because I
was just like, so, I literally I got.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
These basketball shoes to like wear with my coaching outfits.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
And when I stepped outside in these shoes for the
first time, it felt so wrong.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
You're like, whoa, no, So you don't just wear them
as a coach when you're on the court, You're wearing
them out as normal shoes.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
Yeh.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
I'll probably just wear them with like my athletic gear.
I wouldn't wear them like into here unless I was
wearing like my bashes stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
You're athletic, I mean, when you're coaching yeah, like when.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I'm coaching, like if we're wearing like leggings in a
hoodie or like sweatsuits and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I kind of got that way now with like because
of my son Dutch, I've learned a lot about shoes
and like the Kobe's for example, right, Kobe's are these
great basketball shoes. They're way expensive shoes. And now it's
like I've seen people wear Kobe's out in public, just
kind of like bell's that guy doing.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
Exactly what was he doing?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
And you usually find out whenever you see someone wearing Kobe's,
they're like some rich, clueless person.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Yeah, they have no idea.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
You have to be like that one influencer. Excuse me,
what do you do for a living that you would
wear these just out in the baca.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
So that's funny. We were at this restaurant and this
guy came walking in and he was wearing the Grinch
Kobies and he was wearing them, wearing right, and he
was sitting on a chair waiting for his food to go.
And I go, look at that guy wearing Kobe's and
Dutch goes, that's okay because that's so and so. And
he was a huge gamer YouTuber. I can't remember who was,
but he always wears Kobe's.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Don't know who has no idea that you're able to
rock grinch Kobe's and you're not on a basketball court,
then you can definitely wear them. Mountain About those are
like fifteen hundred dollars pair of shoes, Dan, I know
their resale is like absolutely insane, and I mean that
just happens. I mean we like Kobe died in what
twenty twenty and his shoes just went.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Boop all the way up.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
They're fifteen hundred bucks, So that what's a pair of
get up there? What's a pair of like Lubiton's cost
Kyle same.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Around the area fifteen two thousand.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
But you can't play basketball really well in Lubitans.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
I don't think you could, although they do have tennis shoes.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
So maybe we got John j Rich Christmas Wish in
full swing. We're looking for families throughout the valley that
could that need a little luck this Christmas. So if
you know a family that fits that description, go to
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click on Christmas Wish. Tell us all about these families. Oh,

(52:08):
we get some entertainment news. There is there more news
on the jay Z stuff. Yeah there is. Okay, all right,
we eat to that and other things coming up next.
John Jay and Rich. It's John Jay and Rich. Let's
get to some juice. What's going with jay Z?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Kylo fugg Oh my goodness.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
So we know that a lawsuit that was filed back
in October was refiled naming Diddy, who was already named
in the file, but then also jay Z accusing them
of sexual assault of a thirteen year old girl back
in two thousand at the MTV VMA's after party. So
now jay Z is gone into full crisis management mode.

(52:49):
Showed up with his wife Beyonce at the MUFASA premiere
with his daughter who's in it, and they're like one
big happy family, smiling for the cameras right there. In
the meantime, jay Z's lawyer also filed paperwork telling the
judge that this Jane Doe cannot be anonymous because they
haven't presented any information that.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Why they need to be anonymous.

Speaker 9 (53:11):
Right, So jay Z saying, this person who's accusing him
needs to come forward and share her identity or the
lawsuit should be dropped. Wait and see how that plays
out in court. I'm not really sure if the judge
agrees with that or disagrees with that, or what the
proof is that she deserves to be anonymous. I think
we all can know her life would probably be in
danger if she came forward on the flip side of that.

(53:35):
Like I said, jay Z's in full crisis management mode.
He put out a statement basically denying the allegations, and
he said this to the Jane Doe's attorney, only your
network of conspiracy theorist fake physics will believe the idiotic
claims you have levied against me, that, if not for
the seriousness surrounding harmed to kids, would be laughable.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
I just I think it's going to be insane to
see if this case goes from a civil case to
a criminal case, because that's when it's gonna get real
once that happens.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
The jay Z one, the Ditty one, is already a
criminal case.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
But once this goes from oh, I'm just suing you
to oh I am pressing charges and you're about to
go down for this is when it's gonna If it
would be the defendant or the or not the defendant,
the person pressing the charges on jay Z and the lawyer.
Basically he's saying, come out here and show who you are,
or drop these cases and stop trying to sue me
for my money, pecute me, or drop the charge.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
But didn't even jay Z say take it to a
criminal case so I can.

Speaker 9 (54:35):
Defend my Exactly, He's still going to have to defend himself.
And this was already caused like ripple effect in his family.
Like Tina Knowles apparently liked a post I saw that
about the headlines and she was like, no, no, that
wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
My account was hacked. Sorry about that mistake. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
We've all done it.

Speaker 19 (54:53):
Even if.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
When you do unlike it, it probably stays up there
for a little bit. Someone's gonna catch it.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
People screenshot.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
It was up there for enough time that the screenshots happened.
And then Beyonce she she's got a tour rumored to
be happening next year, she's got a Christmas NFL appearance,
and now all that's kind of up in the air
because while she's not named in the lawsuit, obviously it's
her husband. Obviously it's affecting her family, and now all
these performances that she had on deck are kind.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Of in question.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
What about the big game halftime show?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
That in question? But wow, I don't think she'll skip
the halftime show.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
No, I'm talking about his halftime ship bag.

Speaker 9 (55:33):
That's interesting you say that right, because fifty cent has.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Now called to take him off of that.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
He just starts was like, should.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
We really be having him be planning our big halftime show?

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Let's get some positive What did Tayter Swift do with
all this money?

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Ah?

Speaker 9 (55:48):
She made two billion dollars over two billion dollars on
her Eras tour, and she actually gifted the Eras tour
crew over like one hundred and ninety seven million dollars
in bonuses throughout tour.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Isn't that kind of what the ASU coach did. Yeah,
that's so amazing, Like what a way to give back.
Like I know, that makes me think like, okay, keep
spending all your money on TI.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
So yeah, she's doing stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Okay, she knew what she saw tour, she knew it
was tough on everyone and reward it up.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Everyone's like telling the story, it's one hundred ninety seven million.
What if she's like she it was two hundred million.
Why would I do one hundred and ninety seven million.
You guys are getting all wrong. But anyway, what about
Chris Rock? This blows my mind.

Speaker 9 (56:25):
Yeah, Chris Rock was actually performing at some billionaires party
and ended up storming out, like in the middle of
his set. And it was all because apparently he saw
someone in the audience recording his set and that apparently
was against the rules.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Chris Rock's brother came for it.

Speaker 9 (56:42):
And was like, listen, this is it's kind of like
he's testing out new material. And if you record it
when you're not supposed to record it, and you put
it out there to the for the world to see,
it's like a chef presenting a dish that isn't ready yet.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Like they don't.

Speaker 9 (56:55):
He doesn't want that to happen. He wants the bit
to be perfected before it goes out into the world.
So if he's testing things out and that was part
of the rules, he had every right to leave and
storm off and not come back.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Wow, dang, that billionaire is probably like whoa, whoa, whoa, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I paid for you to perform.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Sehn, Jaye Rich, Good morning, Melanie.

Speaker 21 (57:22):
Hello, John Day.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Hi everyone, Hi, thanks for holding. What's going on?

Speaker 17 (57:27):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (57:28):
So I was today.

Speaker 21 (57:31):
I was in the store, a store when a man
started kind of chatting me up and flirting, and he
was definitely good looking and very i'll say, charming, okay,
And at one point he said to me, so, what
are you like twenty two twenty three? And when I
said I'm actually I told him my real age. I

(57:53):
saw him visibly recoil like he was disgusted.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
And I'm only.

Speaker 17 (57:59):
Thirty three years old.

Speaker 18 (58:00):
And also he was about fifty, but he acted like
he couldn't get away from me fast enough, like my like,
I don't know, seniorness was contagious, My god.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
But he's clearly twenty years older than you.

Speaker 8 (58:14):
Anyway, Yes, yes, it was bizarre, and he was also
clearly attracted to me. But the moment he found out
that I was so old, I'm thirty three, God forbid.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
I'm like, did you run into Leonardo DiCaprio?

Speaker 20 (58:29):
Ex?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I know, right, there's a guy.

Speaker 10 (58:34):
I know.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
His name is Jim, and I think he's almost seventy
and he will not dat a woman unless he's under forty.
And why well, I can't tell you why. I mean
I can't tell you why, but it needs to be believed.
It's pretty graphic. No, I know he's got a reason
for it. And it's like and he's a medical professional
and it's a medical reason and he's like, I will

(58:56):
not dat a woman unless she's under forty and here's why. Bah,
And I'm like, what, Like I'd never heard of that,
But anyway, he won't date her. And the thing is
he dates very attractive women all under forty.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Okay, Like you should maybe introduce yourself your friend to Melanie.
Then since she's under forty, she makes the guideline.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah, it's like people have their preferences.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
I get it, but like that was pretty rude recession anyway.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Yeah, Melanie, Sorry, did you call him on it at
all at the end of the convo or the flirt?

Speaker 18 (59:27):
No, because he literally ran away, like he booked it
out of there.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Well you didn't want him anyways, I mean, is you
look a lot younger than you are. That's good, that's
a true.

Speaker 21 (59:41):
Yeah, but you can also keep me away from that
seventy year old yeah, because that's not my mind being
there you.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Well, thanks for calling into Sharona with us belly. Yes, love,
your show. Thank you have a great day. Yeah you too.
It's John jay and Rich John Jaye Rich. Big news
in the Christmas card world right on.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Fuck, I got my Christmas card.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Post something in your stories or something that was Christmas cardish, Like,
are those the photos of the outtakes?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Those were some of the photos?

Speaker 9 (01:00:16):
Yeah, So our photographer she's really awesome if you're looking
at and she's so sweet. She's like taken our family's
pictures I think for the last like ten years. Her
name is Anna Morrissol, and she's so talented, like it
doesn't matter where we are, but she always makes the
background just look incredible, and she just knows how to
pose us and she's a delight to be around. She

(01:00:37):
actually had posted the pictures and then I sort of
reposted her saying, you know, like a big thank you
for just always being so sweet to our family. But
I ordered the pictures or the Christmas cards, oh, like
on Black Friday because.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
You know how to get a good deal. And they
showed up at my house yesterday.

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
And now I'm like frantically trying to and it turns
out I'm out of my labels, so now I need
to buy more labels, but I'm feel this pressure to
get them out because it's already the tenth.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Yeah, at this point, it's like who knows, Like I.

Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
Know the USPS is probably getting bombarded with all these things,
and it's like I want them to show up on time,
and it's like stupid things getting was so late this year.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Everything's hyper speed.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Yeah, well hopefully they it goes your way.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
I feel like when you get to that level of
adulthood to be sending out Christmas cards like that's so
big time. Like I'm not there yet, but I'll get there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
I still think, you know I said this before. I
still think you and Kadem should send that one.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
I've brought it so cute and he's like, why we're
not married.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Or oh, oh that hurt. I agree with them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
You don't need to do that. I sent out Christmas
cards of just me and my dog at one point.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Okay, maybe I'll just create this Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Because you do colendar dog. You can never look back
at that and go, oh, that's whatever, but you look
back at you, Kadem, Oh it didn't work out. Now
I'm married to this guy and then the new husband's
gonna be why do you have. Why do you do
Christmas car but just with him anymore? I feel maybe
that's dark. It's like when I remember my wife and
I got married. When we took our pictures, I didn't

(01:02:13):
want the guy my sister was dating to being in
our pictures because she was dating. I was like, how
do we know this guy's gonna be around? Guess what,
She's not with him, that's not who she married. And
now our wedding pictures look great because he's not in there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
I saw something.

Speaker 9 (01:02:25):
It was like a funny meme that was like just
a reminder to put all of your siblings significant others
that are just dating on the outside of the pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
You can crup them out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Oh yeah, that's a great hack.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
That's so real because every year on my Facebook I
get on there and it's like a picture of our
group family and we always do like matching Christmas pajamas,
and my ex is in the pictures and it's in
the middle of the pictures and I don't want to
delete the post because I wanted.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Of my family, But why are you in my pictures?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Why did my mom do that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Outside?

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
So smart genius can's face on the on that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Person's Hey, oh my gosh, I have the funniest joke ever,
and I've done it a couple of times and it
hasn't gone over well for me. So there is this
trend on TikTok and basically, you go on there and
you take a bunch of pictures of your significant other
and you post them and you capture it. Everybody like,

(01:03:18):
guess what you think my boyfriend's name would be if
you don't know him. So all of these random people
are commenting on these pictures I've posted of Kadem and
they're saying his names like Deshaun and Carter and.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
JaMarcus and all of these hilarious and nobody's gonna guess
his name.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Because his name is I think is a pretty unique
name for the most part. And so every time I
see him and I remember and I know he's walking
in the door, I'll start recording him and I call him.

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
By the name of one of the colors. JaMarcus passed
me the butter. I think it's hilarious, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Not enjoy it. Well, that's where I think the Christmas
card comes in Handy You and Kadeem. You send them
out and you say Merry Christmas. From Peyton and JaMarcus,
How have you've not done that? That is so great?

Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
It's hilarious to me.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
And somebody gave him a full name, JaMarcus Deshaun Watson
is his name.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
It sounds like one of the names from g and
Peel there is.

Speaker 11 (01:04:32):
They're totally stereotype Patroltro.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 17 (01:04:36):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
What's funny you say something about adulthood is getting a
Christmas card? You're kind of right, But at the same time,
maybe there's an evolution because, first of all, rich do
you and your wife being newly sent on Christmas cards together?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Not only have we not, we haven't even talked about it.
It's not even been a consideration.

Speaker 7 (01:04:51):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I think that's one of the things you find out
before you propose if we do religion, political stance and
where are you in a Christmas card?

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Yeah, I think it's great to She hasn't asked me
about it. We don't have to do any any special
pictures or anything like that, so I think we're good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Well, you know, when we had the whole family together,
we're always we always had a Christmas card and my
wife worked on it for a long time, and now
you know, we have kids. They're in college of different
parts of the country, so it's kind of hard. So
we did take one good picture of the summer by chance,
and that was going to be our Christmas card. But
my wife's working on it. And you know, I'm a
Virgo firstborn, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Nitpick and you're not happy with anything.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yeah, So she shows me the Christmas card photo that
she made up on whatever app that you make Christmas
cards on, right, and it's our picture, all of us,
the five of us. But then above us is like,
you know, several Christmas trees in the picture, right, like
digital Christmas trees, you know what I mean. It's just happening. Yeah.
But to me, I'm like, you know, there's the Christmas
trees are too big and it makes this picture small.

(01:05:48):
We're the star of the photo, not the Christmas tree.
I go, can't you find another border? And then it
was like laptop shut, heavy.

Speaker 9 (01:05:54):
Breathing, already tried eight other billion of borders and that
was the one she liked.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Did she say, why don't you do it? Well? I
didn't say that yet. But the day that's coming yesterday,
this is two days ago yesterday, I go, hey, so
where are you on the Christmas card? And she's like, nowhere,
I don't have time anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
No, if she sent it out, you to be like
I told you, they should have been smaller.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Last year is different. So then we're all gonna be
together for Christmas this year. And she wants to take
a Christmas card photo for next year. But everyone everyone
looked different next year A year different totally. I look
different now that last year I changed more than anybody
with with your procedures and stuff whatever, I have hair,

(01:06:46):
fat dinner, double gim no double GM geez Louise, Hey,
Nikki coming in here. Okay, we're gonna play game me contested.
That's right, are we? Oh my god? So we're gonna play.
We need to contested for Noise Machine. And the game
we're gonna or the prize is either Shakira tickets, right
or Zoo Lights.

Speaker 11 (01:07:06):
Shakira or Zoo Lights is correct.

Speaker 12 (01:07:07):
Yeah, just announced the second date of the Shakira The
Shakira Show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
So you picked the prize eight seven seven, nine three
seven one oh four seven. We're gonna play Noise Machine,
so call us right now, get your pick Shakira or
Zoo Lights I'm assuming you'd lean towards Shakira, But what
do I know. Everyone loves zoo lights. Yeah, that's massive.
It's only I've never been to zoo lights. I don't
Well maybe I was one time. But there's no animals.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
No, it's like the lights are the animal.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Right, there's not where the animals go the sleeping Yeah
we went.

Speaker 12 (01:07:36):
We went two weeks ago and my kids spotted one
of the tortoises and they lost their minds because that
was the only animal that they saw.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
We went to the Desert Botanical Garden just last weekend,
and you know how it's like it's literally right by
the zoo. As we were.

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
Passing the entrance to the zoo, the line was like
all the way out down the street.

Speaker 11 (01:08:02):
Was popping.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Yeah, man, it goes off. Was that Desert Mechanical things
really cool.

Speaker 9 (01:08:07):
They've added a whole bunch of stuff, Like in the
past they didn't have that much stuff to walk around
and look at. But they have this thing right now
called Desert Bloom And they're these metal sculptures and they
have lights in them.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
But when the lights are on, they like the sculptures.

Speaker 9 (01:08:20):
Emit these like huge shadows of light, and they just
it looked really really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Every time you go there and you post from there,
I'd say to myself, is shit. The desert botanical learns
and you you tag them and I have to read
their initials out loud because ggb phs like that. It's
like something that need to do. The All right, Crystal's
gonna play with us, right, Hi, Crystal?

Speaker 16 (01:08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Are you playing for Shakira or zoo Lights? Take Kira
Shook Cara? Okay, Nick, what game we're gonna play.

Speaker 12 (01:08:50):
We're gonna play Noise Machine today. Guys, what is everybody
talking about? I like being topical, talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Kill the guy, the guy who killed the guy wicked?

Speaker 12 (01:08:59):
Okay, wait, well, John Jay's correct. He already gets one
point because it's Christmas theme today. It's next favorite Christmas movies. Okay,
I'm gonna play a clip. You tell me what movie
it's from. Seems pretty simple, right because it is. Okay,
We're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Oh these cookies. I gotta get the rest ate from last,
but then cook it down now, jingle all the way.

Speaker 11 (01:09:26):
For the first time in four years, John Jay is correcting.
My god, John Jay.

Speaker 16 (01:09:35):
Round a rich I sled allegiance to the flag of
the United States of America and to the Republic for which.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
It stands one nation.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
That's Christmas Vacation, National Lampoons.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 12 (01:09:56):
You Rich, correct title, full title, Good job, one point
for Rich.

Speaker 11 (01:10:00):
This game, my favorite, Peyton.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
What some would rather die?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
If they'd rather die, then they'd better do it and
decrease the surplus population.

Speaker 11 (01:10:11):
Jingle all the way, Jingle all the way? Is I
guess Okay, we've apparently never seen jingle the way. It's
a little happen that we are looking for.

Speaker 12 (01:10:19):
Of course, guys, everybody in the room together, my big Christmas.
Everybody else knew it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Peyton, Michael, Michael Caine, Kyle, you'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
That's a Christmas story.

Speaker 11 (01:10:38):
A Christmas story is Chorea, Kyle.

Speaker 12 (01:10:45):
After one around, the only person off the ball off
the board is Peyton and now it's Chrystals turn.

Speaker 10 (01:10:51):
You did it.

Speaker 19 (01:10:52):
Congratulations, world's best cup of coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Hell Hell, he is correct.

Speaker 11 (01:11:02):
Round two is the speed round. We'll start with John Jay.

Speaker 9 (01:11:04):
I want the turble mares and figure with the arms
and legs that move and the bloomerang suitor and the Rock.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
And Roar jetpack and the realistic voice active reader.

Speaker 10 (01:11:13):
This is five different phrases, including It's Turbo time.

Speaker 6 (01:11:18):
Especially it's still separately better it is not included.

Speaker 11 (01:11:21):
Jingle all the way, the guess is jingle all the way,
and the guess is correct. Is the redemption story for
John Jay. Two points in this game, Rich, No.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
I have I'm a shielding.

Speaker 16 (01:11:37):
Huh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
That is the great Hans Grouper from the movie Die Hard.

Speaker 12 (01:11:44):
Add a Boy. Two points are Rich in this game.
Two points for John Jay. Two points are Rich.

Speaker 11 (01:11:49):
Peyton, there they are, Bird.

Speaker 9 (01:11:54):
What do you know about that?

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
I'm up.

Speaker 12 (01:11:59):
It's Merry Christmas, Muppets, Merry Christmas. No, I'm sorry, Peyton,
that so incorrect.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Uh yeah, go.

Speaker 12 (01:12:06):
Ahead, Rich, It's a wonderful life from nineteen forty six.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
It's a wonderful life, Kyle, really cool. That is not
your one of your favorite Christmas movies. You're now You're
just out here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Lying, lie because it is the foundation for Sesame Street True,
which is Muppets.

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Yeah, I'm not buying it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
The cops Burner neath the cops, Kyle.

Speaker 6 (01:12:30):
I don't want to superfollow you about him? He watch
the bed, You'll peel all over me. We just watched
it last night.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
It's home Alone, Home.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Alone, bres for Kyle, Crystal.

Speaker 11 (01:12:41):
You could win the game right here.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Okay, you're a mean one, mister.

Speaker 12 (01:12:50):
It's a grit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Oh my god. Hi Chris, So, congratulations, you're going to Shakira.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
What thank you?

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
You got it. Hold on, we got your care tickets
tomorrow as well. Zoo lights Shakira every single day, So
keep listening. Kyle's coming up with three things you need
to know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
I'm gonna tell you how cows can actually help you
in the bathroom. Next with John jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
One month, Si calent, fuck John Jaye Rich. What are
three things we need to know?

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:13:24):
So Google has now released twenty twenty four's most searched
for slang words up at the top of the list.
Not surprisingly, demure, sigma, skibbity, and hawk tua.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Preene was also on there, which I just learned what
that meant right now. Actually, it's slang for a child
who tries to act like a teenager. That's my daughter, everyone,
She's a preene. Twenty twenty four.

Speaker 9 (01:13:50):
Also has got It's almost over right, and so since
it's the holidays, the deadlines for shipping out your gifts
is approaching very very quick. Ups, USPS, FedEx basically all
of them. Their last data ship at the cheapest possible
is December seventeenth or December eighteenth, depending on which one

(01:14:11):
you go to. Now, the only one that I saw
had same day, very last minute, December twenty fourth, like
the day before Christmas, was FedEx.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Everywhere else you got to get it in early.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
I mean you've seen, like in your neighborhood, right, the
trucks are everywhere right there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
Yeah, and they're working overtime.

Speaker 9 (01:14:26):
So shout out to all the delivery people out there,
because you guys are the real heroes of Christmas, the
real Santas really for sure. But yeah, obviously the longer
you wait, the more expensive it is to get your
packages there on time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
This I saw and I can't wait to try it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
It's totally ridiculous, but they actually say cows can kind
of help you in the bathroom if you are constipated,
A doctor says, pretending to blow bubbles or blow out
a candle.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Or say moo can actually help you go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Let's try guys like in the bathroom right now, they say.

Speaker 9 (01:15:05):
The way your your mouth is working and your abdominals
are working. To say that helps move things along down.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
There, I say, pooh, you could poo doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Boo is a little different than pooh it is. It's
a little different. So try it next time you're having
issues and let us know that works. And that's three
things you need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
So I need to help something. My wife gave Rich
and I like, what's this what you called an assignment? Yes,
but Rich took it and did really well with it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Well yeah, but at the last minute because I didn't
really know what I was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
And here, here's what it is. And Kyle's helped me
a little bit. But we were shopping for a bunch
of kids in foster care individually, and we got these hearts,
these paper hearts, and my wife tells me, I'm supposed
to hand them out to people and they go shop
for these kids. I didn't do that. I misunderstood. So
it's been a couple of weeks now and I still
have these hearts. So if you can help me, if

(01:16:03):
you can, like maybe shoot me a DM if you
could help. But I need to shop for a five
year old girl, a twelve year old boy, a twenty
year old girl, an eight year old girl, a twenty
year old boy, twenty year old girl, newborn boy, oh,
and a three year old girl. These are all kids
that don't have parents and are in foster care. And
so I have the list of what each kid wants.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
I know there's lots of people every year that go
I want to help, but I don't know who. I
don't know where to get like a name or people.

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
To shop for.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
This is like one of those great one of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
So if you DM me, I could just send you
the information. You just drop it off at the radio station,
like hopefully soon. Yeah, I think those are dude, today
or tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
You said we had a week you said through next weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Oh yeah, I don't have We're good. We're good, We're good.
We got time. We got time. But if you can
shoot me John Jay Vanas and you're willing to shop
for these kids, that would be very helpful. And I'll
send you pictures, Like somebody sent me a thing we
want to help with family out, so I sent them
screenshots of all that. I never heard back from them,
So they're going to help extreme Go to Jotarris dot

(01:17:04):
com or one of four seven kiss fm dot com
and write us a letter about a family that needs
help this Christmas.

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