Letting the shopping spree commence!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up John, So what's crack alike?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
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the place.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
To be and you're listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wake your ass, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one O four seven. The text line you text jj
R whatever you want to say to the number nine
six eight nine three. Yesterday I spent some time finishing
up the Couple Therapy podcast with Kyle and her husband Fish,
and I'm gonna be honest with you, guy, I was

(00:48):
sad it ended. It was so it was so interesting.
There were so many things. You know, there's the funness
and whatever, but there were some serious gems in there
that I was like, holy smokes. In fact, at one
just a few minutes ago, I was on my Instagram
and I literally got a DM from Kayla and what
she brought up on the DM was exactly what I

(01:08):
was gonna bring up just now. So I called her
and I said, can you jump on there with us?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Kayla, Good morning, Golaurne and John Jay. Hey, So what'd
you think of the couple's podcasts?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I thought Kyle and Fish were amazing and I sent
you a message because they were talking about Kyle being
a bonus parent, which I've known for you know, I've
listened to the show for a long time, so I've
known she's a bonus mom, but like they mentioned in
the podcast, it's not something that she's talked about on

(01:41):
the air very often, which I highly respect. And just
the way that they brought up this conversation on the
podcast was great. And I myself am a bonus mom
to kids that are twenty seven and almost twenty one,
and just hearing her talk about them and just the

(02:05):
mutual respect between her and Fish and how she entered
the marriage with his kids, and just how she talked
about them and just respecting their boundaries. It just, honestly,
I've always loved Kyle, but it just gave me a
whole new level of respect and it kind of makes

(02:25):
me tear up thinking about it. But just being a
stepmom myself, I just I really value that. So I
just I really appreciated you talking about that.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Oh that's so nice. Thank you. You can make me
tear up.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I wanted to say the same thing, but just not
as eloquently as her. I was like, it was really
cool to step on part.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's what yeap.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
In fact, I gotta tell you, Cayle, I don't know
about you guys, but it made me want step kids.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So that you could not talk about them.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
All right, CALEA drive safe. Thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Thanks for shooting us, thank you, thank you for sharing.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Kyle, thank you, thank you for listening. It's so funny.
Scott and I are like, nobody's gonna download this.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's really good. It's real good, very nice. I just
think it's nice to hear how you guys talk because
you're you're a different person in here than you were
on that podcast. But we know both sides of you.
But it's still cool to hear that that wife, mom's
side come out too. I think it's really cool.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Thanks Rich.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
And there's other things in the podcast I'm going to
bring up throughout the next couple of days that I
was like, wow, that's interesting. Oh wow, why hasn't she
brought that up on the show. So anyway, Uh, you
can shoot us in tax if you get it. First
of all, to get the podcast, you go to wherever
our on demand podcast is. So like yesterday I went
to go listen to it and the show is already up,

(03:43):
like today's show will be up.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So you got to.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Scroll down, scroll down the couple's podcasts and you can
find it the most recent therapy Couple's therapy podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, anyway, and it's really good.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
But now I think we shift gears because you know
how I was talking about last week, like I went
to Starbucks and I got free coffee. Now so excited
because I had enough stars to get the free coffee.
There's just something about that getting something for free that's
so exciting. And I think something like that happened to Peyton.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yeah, so yesterday I got on Instagram and I saw
that Chipotle had posted a screenshot of this article how
if you wear a hockey jersey into one of their
US locations, you can get a buy one, get one
free if you're wearing this hockey jersey. And I had
no idea that the NHL the Hockey Championships are going
on right now, so I think this was like a collaboration,

(04:30):
and I was like, okay, I love Chipotle also like
buy one, get one free, Like how much better can
that get? And I'm like, do I have a hockey jersey?
And I like, I'm thinking, like, I don't have a
hockey jersey. And then I remembered I do have a
hockey jersey, but it's a hockey jersey that I got
at the sizz A concert.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
So it's a sizz A hockey jersey.

Speaker 9 (04:49):
It's not like a really dead has to count, I
would think.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
So it has like a little logo that has like
little hockey sticks crossing.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
I was like, this is perfect. Let's go to Chipotle.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
So we get in the car, Kadem and I driving
the Chipotlet and there's no jerseys in sight. I'm like,
oh my gosh, like is it April fools? Like I'm confused,
how come there's no jerseys in here? Anyways, Long story short,
I got my free Chipotle.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Right acknowledged a hockey team.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Acknowledge They said.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Hockey jersey and you were wearing a hockey jersey, yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
I thought though I was like, I toltdal like sometimes
I feel like Chipotle can be a little stingy you know,
like with their portion sizes and they're walking up you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I guess when they put their spoon in sideways kind
of you know, they let when they when they take
the spoon and they put it on the bowl and
they kind of like they don't put like I want
to scoop.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah, you know what scoop it?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Ye?

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
I feel like maybe you have to decide whether you're
gonna ask a double meat depending on the.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Spoons side, right exactly.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
So I thought that maybe they would give me a
hard time, but nope, twelve dollars for two.

Speaker 9 (05:51):
That's amazing, so amazing they want to food for twelve bucks.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I the only issue I have with your story is
why you didn't like group chat. Hey y'all, hey you
guys on the show. If you have a hockey jersey,
if I would get because I have a hockey jersey,
I would have thrown on.

Speaker 9 (06:04):
Just yesterday or is it this month? Because your day
a couple of weeks while the playoffs are going, we.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Just started, you think they'd keep it going.

Speaker 8 (06:11):
Honestly, that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
One.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
I thought it was just it might be just yesterday.
But as I was talking to Kadeem, I was like, well,
the NBA playoffs are going on, are they going to
do something like this for the NBA playoffs? And we
came to the resolution that probably not, because I think
there's a lot more NBA fans in the NHL fans.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
So I feel like that's.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
An interesting debate that I don't want to get into.

Speaker 9 (06:33):
They would give away too many, too many fishes, well,
they would.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
Lose a lot of money. I feel like if they did, did.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
You have to show the screenshot or did they know?

Speaker 8 (06:41):
They knew.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
I didn't even have to say, Hey, I'm here for
the free Oh that's impressive, bring me right up.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
It was so exciting.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
But you said you.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Said, hey, they just saw you with the jersey and
they were like buy one, get one free. Like if
you just if you didn't know and you were wearing
a hockey jersey and you showed up there because there's
a guy here, there was hockey jersey. Every day he
with the Chipotle, they'd get one big free and what's up?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Fascinating?

Speaker 10 (07:05):
It was great.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Congratulations Peyton again. The Couple's Therapy podcast. You go to
wherever you get podcasts, you search for John Jay and
Rich on demand and the most recent one you'll scroll
down is Kylin and Fish and there's it's a really
really good podcast, good stuff about relationships, how they work
through things, how Kyle deals with frustration, which we got
some text messages on that. We got to bring up

(07:28):
lots of stuff. What's coming up with the three things you
need to Know?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Kyle?

Speaker 9 (07:31):
I'll tell you what the most unhealthy fast food burger
in America is next with John Jaye Rich.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
John Jayne Rich are live on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Kylin FuG What do you got for three Things we
need to know?

Speaker 9 (07:45):
Instagram is cracking down on teens using the app and
lying about their age to avoid those restrictive account settings.
So they're actually testing a new AI tool that will detect.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
And a just Instagram accounts that are doing this.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
The technology actually searches for fake accounts using subtle clues
like birthday posts to verify whether or not the account
holder is the actual age that's posted and if not,
guess what those parental controls are going to be switched on.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Now.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
Kind of on that topic and a little bit of
a heads up, AI is also being used right now
by teens to create realistic nude images of their classmates
and share them.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
This is happening at schools all over the place.

Speaker 9 (08:27):
So with just a headshot, often lifted from a yearbook
picture or even social media, these AI apps can fabricate explicit,
deep fake images that appear scarily real, and you would think,
I mean, I did that's.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Illegal, right, That's got to be illegal.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
And apparently the technology has moved too quickly.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
The laws aren't quite there yet, I guess.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
Last summer the San Francisco City Attorney's Office sued sixteen
different so called Newdify websites and for you know, violating
laws around child exploitation, nonc concent and tool images. But
most have actually skated past current state laws. So there's
all kinds of states that are trying to get laws
put in place so this doesn't happen, but they're really

(09:10):
not there yet, which is super scary and definitely something
everyone should probably know about.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
That's so disturbing, and I'm actually shocked that that.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
Hasn't like that the laws aren't caught up. Yay no,
because you guys, remember was like not only a.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Year ago that all that stuff of Taylor Swift went
out and I feel like her team moves fast and quick,
and so I feel like those would have gone intech.

Speaker 9 (09:32):
They look so so it's hard to detect if it's
real or fake.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Now, yeah, so definitely something to be aware of.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Now.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
I found this pretty fascinating because, like, you know, if
you're trying to eat healthy, most likely you try to
avoid fast food restaurants, but sometimes it's unavoidable, Like you're
on the go, you need food and that's what's available.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
You don't have a lot of time.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
So this company called plush Care conducted a study of
sixteen different fast food restaurants to find the most unhealthiest
burger and ranking number one of the unhealthiest cheeseburgers with
a fifty point unhealthiness score was five guys.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Five guys.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Burgers and fries also weighed as the unhealthiest much due
to the fact that their burger had I guess seventy
three percent more saturated fat than any other fast cheeseburgers
on the list.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
So then I was like, okay, so.

Speaker 9 (10:21):
What was their quote unquote healthiest burgers on the list,
And it was McDonald's and Culver's cheeseburgers. So if you're
if you're looking for that thing, you're trying to eat healthy,
but you're on the go. Those two, I guess, according
to this research, were the quote unquote healthiest cheeseburgers out there.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I heard that I've never had a Culver's burger, but
I heard their fantastic. And the other day my wife
said asked this question. It was like two days ago,
and I wasn't trying to be funny when I answered it.
She was like, just this, of all my kids, what
is your favorite fast food meal?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Right? And each one of my kids had an answer.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Member Jake had a specific answer from Taco Bell, something too,
Taco Bell, Dutch had something. And I was sitting there
trying to think it and I and I said to her,
I said I can't give you an answer, and she's
like why, And this is what I wasn't trying to
be funny, and I said, it's like you're asking me
to pick my favorite child.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Like I was like, I can't.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Like, I love a McDonald's hamburger. I love the McDonalds hamburger.
I loved Jack in the box. Two tacos for ninety
nine cents. I love, you know, the Wendy's frosty, like
I can't. I love almost anything at Taco Bell, and
I was like struggling.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Arby's throwing Arby's too.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I could do. I cannot do Urby. I love.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Wendy's Burger with a frosty that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
But I couldn't give one answer, do you know what
I mean? It was but not for my kids, but
for me, I was like struggling. I could play.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I've been I've been in a drive through at a
fast food restaurant eating food from another fast food restaurant
because I like all the different things, Like it's so tough. Peyton,
what's the vibe for horoscopes today?

Speaker 7 (11:53):
I'm going to talk to you about your go to
De Lulu daydream based on your zodiac side.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
I told you, guys, I had the dream about refray
beans the other day, so I thought I googled it
and chat shaby T told me to make a burrito. Dion,
good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Good morning, I'm a leo.

Speaker 8 (12:14):
I'm a leo to Dion.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Okay, So our De Lulu daydream we imagine getting discovered
in the most random place like a CVS or Walgreens,
and suddenly we're starring in a film, walking red carpets
and being interviewed about our humble beginnings. We've also practiced
our Oscar speech in our head a million times.

Speaker 11 (12:32):
Okay, yeah, I'm like this is.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
So valid for me.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah all right, Dionn, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, that hits with Peyton, right, Rachel, good morning? What's
your sign?

Speaker 8 (12:49):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm a Capricorn like gret.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
Yes, okay, Grant is also a Capricorn. That's right. Capricorns.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Your De Lulu daydream, you imagine becoming a millionaire from
a side hustle that you started just to be petty.
Now you're out here projecting Forbes interviews because you're booked
and emotionally unavailable, and it's giving revenge success arc for
my caps.

Speaker 11 (13:11):
Show me that money exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm hoping to be one hundred here at some point.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Dream big guys, Thanks Rachel, Thanks day was a.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Mike, Good morning rolling with you, John Jay Virgos.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Virgo Okay, John Jay and Mike, you've got the De
Lulu daydream where you goes the entire world and move
to a cabin in the word what's with perfect WiFi?

Speaker 8 (13:37):
No one's bothering you.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
But your exes mysteriously keep sending handwritten letters begging for closure,
and you never respond because you're too busy being the
emotionally unavailable main character in your own cinematic universe.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
That's not a day dream, that's his hits, his goals
for the next five years.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
You know, I was watching that nineteen twenty three night
this guy Spencer.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
There's a point like, you know, he's.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
In Africa and it takes place in anet twenty three
and he has a stack of letters that he has
opened from his aunt and the girlfriend or the fiance's like,
why haven't you read these?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
And he gives his long excuse. I'm like, I totally
get it. I would never.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Nice like it gives people hope get in trouble.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I'm Mike, Drive safe, dude, Thanks for calling in. What
do you have for Libra's Kyle?

Speaker 8 (14:17):
Are Libra? You're fully booked in your day dream rooftop.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Dates, maybe even matching tattoos, your vacation content going viral.
You picture yourself as that is that couple everyone follows
but secretly hates for being too perfect.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
That's maybe one day and.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Then it just reminds me of that amazing video that
you and Scott and your two friends made that went
viral on instance.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
Scott didn't ever want to do and now he refuses
to make another one. And I said, if we go
on a trip this summer, we're making another one.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
You have to insane numbers.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
What do you have for Pisces?

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, Richie, Pisces, you fully live in a day dream
where your soulmate saw you once at Starbucks and has
been writing songs about.

Speaker 8 (14:58):
You ever since.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
You've already the album and the interview where they called
you their moose.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
That is so spun on, I creep.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I know, all right, if we can get to your
sign they I'll post it on our website, John Jayne
Rich dot com. Yesterday with the Netflix and the number
one show on Netflix is a show called Ransom Canyon.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Is anyone started watching it?

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (15:18):
No, because I feel like, isn't it It seems like
it's a Yellowstone ripping it?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
It is not true?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
How you if like Yellowstone were Virgin River? Maybe because
it's very sincere. It's not very It's not very does
that mean very sincere? Like there it's like you know
how Virgin River is like a nice show to watch.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I haven't watch Virgin River. My sister's friend wrote it,
but I have not. Ye.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, it's all pretty. It's like like nice things happen,
nothing nothing bad happens. So it's kind of like, you know,
they show a lot of country line dancing and people
love an America, which.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Is kind of kind of Okay, have you watched it?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I watch it in Passing.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay, I watched it.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
I watched the first episode, and to me, it is
exactly pulls from Yellowstone right well.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
In the description it even says like three ranchers fighting
for their.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
Land and.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Then you want they want to put a pipe through
this guy's land and he's like, I'm not gonna do it,
and he's fighting with a rich guy that wants to.
I mean, it is definitely like yellow Stones they hit.
How are we going to copy it? But uh so
I'm watching the first episode and I'm like, this is
so stupid because it is stupid. And then also I'm
like I need more like Josh Duomel In the first

(16:24):
I paused it five minutes in and in five minutes
the first five minutes Josh Dumel. You find out that
his wife died two years earlier, his wife's brother, so
his brother in law is a rich, rich rich man
and buys his Josh Jumel's son like a Mustang for
his birth sixteenth birthday, and he's you know, and the

(16:45):
Sun is a jerk, like you don't like the sun
at all. This is in five minutes, and then that
he says to the son, He goes, you're gonna give
that car back to your uncle tomorrow morning. And then
the Sun says, I wish you would have been used
it died, and the son takes off, right. This is
less than five minutes in, And then five minutes in
the Sun dies in a car accident driving too fast. Right,

(17:05):
And now it's two years later, right, And all this
happens in the first five minutes. Then there's what a
loane drifter who's really good looking and takes your shirt
off in front of a girl for no reason and
then puts the shirt back on. Like there's all these
silly scenes in it, but then it adds up to like,
oh my god, this is so good, but it is Yellowstone,
so obviously you didn't.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
As far as I got it, Well, what I mean
is like it's not as intense as Yellowstone. It's like
seems more it seems more laid back than that, or
it seems more kitchy.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Oh, I get why it's number one.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
We want you to.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Be part of the show.

Speaker 8 (17:42):
Call us eight seven, seven, nine, three, seven, one oh
four to seven.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Get on the air with.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
John Jay and Rich for Saxon Acts. I have sax
Information and Rich has life Hacks. Oh my ears just popped.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
You hear that?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So I did not hear your ears pomp mine did.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Thirty one one percent of Americans hang on to old
devices because they aren't sure what to do with them.
Twenty percent people do throw them away, others try to
sell them, and some give their friends and family.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Or donate them. I have so many of my old phones,
so many.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
I want a handful of them too. It kind of
comes in handy sometimes, you know, like when I give,
like I give east In his haircuts and I just
let him like watch a video while I'm doing the haircut,
and then he doesn't complain.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Comes in handy.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
But my daughter was home this weekend and she was
looking for her classic remember little square iPod touches? Ye yeah,
the nanos and we found it and she plugged it
in and she's like, wow, lots of TiO cruz.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
A new study found them More than ninety nine percent
of dogs in the United States have behavior problems like aggression,
separation and attachment issues, fear and anxiety, and pulling or
peeping inside.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yes, ninety nine percent of dogs. That's pretty much everybody.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Two sisters, Okay, but I would this account. After a
carjacker caused deadly crashed in Australia.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
You see this video. Okay, they're identical twins.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
The interview has gone viral because they talk in unison
when telling the story.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's pretty damn fascinating.

Speaker 12 (19:14):
And one guy, he was up there with our mom.
He went up there and he was coming back down
down towards this and he goes run, he's got a gun,
and oh, our hearts started to pay and I said,
oh mom, where's mom? And Paul Mama was stuck up
there by apparently our brave mom. She goes, are you

(19:36):
all right?

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Because he had all blood.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
His face, and he goes, I'll shoot you. She goes, hey,
I'm needing.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
To hell in a while.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yes, or very sounds are chunks of Cayl and Fish's podcast. Okay, Rich,
this is for you. Rich fills in for what's the
guy's named? Philim Georgia nor on coast to It's a
naturally syndicated what would you call that show?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
What's the theme?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think it's a conspiracy show, but it's on late
at nights.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
So some guy who's been abducted by aliens put out
a list of five signs you can tell that you've.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Been abducted by aliens. I don't know if you interviewed.
This Guy's name is Philip Cancella. You have heard of him?
I have not. Here are you can?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
This is how you can tell if you've been abducted.
There's bumps under your skin, he claims. Aliens often leave
implants under your skin. They'll show up on X rays.
They could be small as a grain of rice. Nosebleeds.
He said he has random nose bleeds two years after
he was abducted. Strange flashbacks. You might start remembering bits
and pieces of memories, your brain blocked out, missing time,
like you thought you went for a twenty minute walk

(20:40):
and you found out you've been gone for hours. And
psychic powers. Philip claims it reptiles that took him somehow
opened up his mind and left him with supernatural abilities.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
He now makes a living in a psychic medium. So
those are five sides you can tell. Also, I think
if you take mushrooms you have those same five signs.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, talking about I've heard some keywords here that I
want to get into it.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
We've been abducted by aliens. I've been abducted many times.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I feel like aliens would fly up and see grant
and keep moving.

Speaker 13 (21:14):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
There's another the people people on social media talking about
the things that we are one hundred percent brainwashed into
believing that we need, like fabric Softater says, we don't
need fabric software. We don't gobs of toothpaste. We don't
need to carry a water boll around and drink water
all day. I don't think you need to, but I
like to because I like to say hydrated. You don't
need a replacement. You can fix stuff. You don't always

(21:35):
need to get another one. We don't need a gender reveal.
You don't need a new phone every year, no matter
the price. We're just so used to it. You know,
you don't need plastic surgery. It says you don't need
super white teeth.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I mean, we're going to protest a few of these.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
You don't need social media, you don't need expensive weddings,
expensive funerals. And the number one thing they said we
don't need is an endless stream of clothes and accessory
to follow every trend.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
We don't need those.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Did you know that long before Pope Francis became a
holy man that he was a bouncer at a nightclub
with but sories?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Really, I know that's so wild.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
You used to work with him, You got kids out
of the club by him.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
This blows me away that you see the new rule
the Academy Award made, Yes, Academy Award made a new
rule that members are required to watch all nominated films
in each category before voting.

Speaker 8 (22:29):
How is that not like rebedatory a rule that's given.
I saw all the comments.

Speaker 7 (22:34):
It was like, no, wonder why Amelia Perez won so
many awards because they didn't watch any of.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
The other movies. Yeah, they just got the campaign.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Guys.

Speaker 14 (22:41):
I was a panelist for the Austin Film Festival this year,
and I watched two movies and I gave up I
was like, this sucks, and I watched two short document
like documentary movies, and I was like, let's try to Perian.
Imagine watching every movie that came out right, that's awful.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I know, no, thank you, but it should. I mean,
it should be mandatory.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
If you're gonna vote, or you say I voted and
I watched this movie, I can vote in this movie
or whatever category.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
What do you got for life? Hacks Rich?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
All right, So this hack about how to know when
somebody is lying to you really only works with like
the people that you're closest with. So, in other words,
if you don't know people, people that don't know you
have no problem lying to you with with really good results.
They can just pull the wool over your eyes. But
the people that are close to you pay attention to this.
When somebody's telling you a story and starting to explain something,

(23:28):
if their hands get really still, it's because their brain
is working so hard to keep their story straight that
they're gonna, like not move very much. But if somebody's
emphatic and going, okay, we went here and went there,
and they're talking a lot of their hands, they're probably
telling you the truth. Now, don't share this. Just keep
your eyes open on the people that you think are
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(23:50):
and many more can be found with John Jayandrich dot com.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
John J, John Jay and Rich in the morning.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Let's go John J.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Rich should us a tax text JJR whatever you want
to say to.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Number nine six eight nine three. I listened to all
of the.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Couple's therapy podcasts with Kyle and her husband Fish, and
there was a couple things that I wanted to highlight
I thought were incredible. And then when I got to
our text line, there was a Kim set of text.
I called because Kim's text was exactly what I wanted
to bring up this morning, a version of it, and
I just called Kim. She's about to take her kids
to school. I said, Kim, can you wait so we
could talk to you on the air.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Good morning Kim, Good morning Kim.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And Levine by the way, but anyway, Kim, so let's
get into your text.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
But yeah, So when I was listening to the podcast,
all of them have been so great, but Kyle's just
hit me because.

Speaker 12 (24:42):
Hiding in your car like that is that's to hit
my soul.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
Like I have tried to hide so many times in
my room and everyone is banging on the door, Mom.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
What are you doing?

Speaker 11 (24:54):
Can I come in? Like no, I'm trying to watch
White Lotus get out just five minutes. And yeah, like
I never thought of like hiding my car. That's where
my husband goes to hide. It's a garage.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Why am I not thinking the same thing?

Speaker 11 (25:08):
And it's just like yeah, I was like, yes, it's
so resonated with my life.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
That's so funny. As you know, though it didn't work,
they still found me anywhere.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
You gotta on your way home, you gotta. I used
to park under a tree on the way home just
to have some peace.

Speaker 9 (25:22):
Yeah, but then what do you do, like when you're
already home and everyone's already there, You just.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
Need a minute, I.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Kim, thank you so much for calling and sharing your
text with us.

Speaker 11 (25:35):
Yeah, of course, thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Guys. Have the kids still still make any time? They'll
still make it a time? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, I thought that was so funny because when I
was listening to the podcast you drop the way you
paint the picture of the story, I actually I lo
o led out loud the way You're like, you got
to put the.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Seat back, but it's you just want to You just
want to disappear, but you can't so the kids can
find you. It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
So but I also like the way to you acknowledge it.
I have to go away or I'm gonna lose my
ish for people, like I need to go in dark
darkness or whatever.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Is just you just need a minute, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
Like when life gets frustrating and you know your breaking
point is about to be reached, you have to like
have those coping methods.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
Like I just gotta I just gotta get out of
this situation. Otherwise there's gonna be an explosion.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Most of us have the explosion.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
We go, oh.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
A few days later, you're like that, Wow, that wasn't good.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
I'm not to say that doesn't happen sometimes too highly.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yes, good morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (26:36):
It is my forty fifth birthday today birthday? Yeah, And
I'm just wanted to call you guys because I listened
to you all the time. And I'm in Denver with
my best friend and we were laughing because we're not old.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
We woke up this morning.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
We had massage at the Wars usion yesterday. Sweet, we
woke up and we justified it because we're forty five.
But art we're sore because of the massages because we're old.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I have a great jazz, you.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Okay, all right, Peyton, So what's your dilemma?

Speaker 7 (27:06):
And it's a big dilemma, I mean, at least in
my world right now, because I'm a notorious procrastinator.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
But I thought I was doing good this time. So
I'm going to this.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Wedding on Friday, and it's for one of my like
like old friends from high school. We played basketball together.
We kind of stay connected. I low key got like
the last second invite because someone dropped out of the wedding.
But it's fine, Like I'm just glad to be there,
open bar, you know, it's gonna be a good time.
But actually, one of my best friends, her name's Peyton,
it's spelled the same way anyways, she's the maid of honor,

(27:36):
and so I texted her, I'm like getting ready for
this wedding, and I had ordered.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
These two adorable dresses.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
They're like this like sage greenish color, and I was
going to trenccess Tiana vibes right, because the wedding's supposed
to be like spring colors and floral, and I'm like, okay,
green perfect. So I text my friend Peyton, who was
the maid of honor, and I was like, hey, just
curious because I still have to get kiddeens outfit. What's
the bridal party wearing because I don't want for him

(28:03):
to be matching.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
The bridle party.

Speaker 7 (28:05):
And she text me back She's like, different shades of green,
and I was like, there's no way, Like, there's no
way that you're having my color of dress in this
bridle party. I don't know why I thought I was
like immune to having a dress that matches everyone else,
like I was worried abou khadem I wasn't thinking about me.
And so now I'm in this situation where I have

(28:26):
to find a new dress because I can't match the
bridle party.

Speaker 8 (28:30):
Like that's weird, right.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
I mean you're not if they're wearing different shades of grass.
I guarantee you there's gonna be other people in green
if it's like springing colors.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
But I sent screenshots to my friend and she was like, yeah,
I get a new dress. Oh, I don't want to
match anybody like, so I'm like, I don't want to
have the same dress as someone. So it's not like
I can just go on Amazon and find a dress,
because I bet you a million people have dresses from Amazon.
My dresses weren't from Amazon.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
You know, you want to steal the Thunderway from the
bride and the bridal power you Leo. You just said
Leo's mainstar energy.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
I don't want to star of that wedding.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
No. Also, another way of looking at it is is
that you're you got invited because some of those dropped out,
So you're like they might.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Not even notice you. You're like the loser table.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
It's possible, No, it's I mean, it's people. It's a
girl I went to high school with and so I
know she was a year older than me. So I'm
gonna know a lot of people there. They just aren't
my age, Like they won't be like my friends.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
Isn't there like a small part of you though, that
regrets even texting asking because you would never have known,
and then you would have just showed up and you'd
be like.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Oh, I guess I kind of like fit in with
the bridle party. But at least like if those are
the colors the bride likes at least, like it's more
a part of her wedding.

Speaker 8 (29:38):
Yeah, I can feel I hear you.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
But now that you know, it's kind of like I've
heard you're not supposed to wear.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Red or white, right, like everything else is fair game.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
I just feel like, but it's likely that you sent
the text because you're worried about Cadeen's out there. I mean,
the guy's outfit and no one's going to go that
guy's dressed just like the bridal party girl. Oh my god,
that green time matters that great? Like it's so weird.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
I don't know why I thought that I did so weird.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I can have a green suit he's gonna wear.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
I thought he was gonna wear like like if they
were gonna wear khaki suits, Like, I wouldn't have him
wear khaki pants.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
I would have him wear like blue pants, Like if
they were khaki suits, he had great khaki pants. You
think people would be going look at that fancy match still, Oh,
like a green dress and the bridal party being a
green dress.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I could see them going, oh my god, oh how
funny you match. I don't I don't think guys. I
don't think guys.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
I feel like if I walked into that wedding it
didn't know the colors and I was matching, I would
want to gut one.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Change.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Well, at least you know it now you're not gonna
have that situation.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, but no, she's got the perfect dress. It's so
she was Tiana ending up the whole night. It's so
cute too, I think she I think.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
You just wear it.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
No, I'm not wearing it.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
I have, say my dress in a different color.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
I don't think it'll get here in time. Like I
didn't get him off Amazon, so it's not like I
have like two shipping.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
So I'm like, you should make an Instagram post and
say should wear this? Shit? Don't wear this? Hurt?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, what are your other Do you have any other
color options besides that? Like, what, what's another screen color?

Speaker 8 (31:02):
On the green? But I think I would wear yellow.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
But I'm a little too pale to wear yellow right now,
So I have no color. I have no idea what
color I'm gonna wear.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
Anyway, it's off.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
That is tough, and it's such you had it already
and I thought I was ahead of the game.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Kyle.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
I was like, I'm doing good. I got this dressed
two weeks in advance, and now I'm scrambling and I'm stressed.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
That is kind of it.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Are you close enough with the bride where you could
even ask her like? Is this too close to your
wedding party? Do you think this is stress?

Speaker 8 (31:31):
I mean, we're close enough. I could text her, but
I'm not going to text her the week of her wedding.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Because you already had one of the brides in Native
honor Native honor.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
She literally was like, yeah, may have sent me some more.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
She speaks for the bride.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
At that point, she just goes, why did you not come?

Speaker 6 (31:44):
I think, thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I'm wearing a stress somewhere.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
Support.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
It's Tuesday. That means we're solving a mystery. On Second
Date Update, we got Taya on the line. Taya, give
us a little taste of your situation.

Speaker 11 (31:56):
Yeah, so I ended up cooking up with my dates
and it's been month. I have not heard from him,
no text, no call.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
All right, let's do it. Second Updates starts next with
John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 11 (32:10):
Just walked up from jan.

Speaker 15 (32:17):
It was supposed to be the start of a beautiful relationship,
but somebody screwed it all up.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Second date update right now with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
John Jay Rich to have for second update to the
Santa Taya Taya, Thanks for Holy what's going on?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
What's your story?

Speaker 11 (32:29):
So my story is, let's see my gate that I
went on that you know, I actually enjoyed, which doesn't
happen too often. It was like the perfect setting, right, Like,
I'm just really into sports, so I was happy that
he wanted to meet up and go to this like
local sports bar that I hang out at a lot.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
And yeah, so that was made me.

Speaker 11 (32:52):
Feel like relaxed. But not only that, like the vibe
was just really good. You know, I felt like this
guy camera and he's just like super funny, kind of
kept me on my toes that sort of thing. And
I like the way that I felt being around him,
Like I was kind of thinking, oh, you know, this
guy can have a good time, be fun to hang
out with again, that sort of thing. And you know,

(33:15):
we ended up hooking up that night. It went in
that direction, and that went well. I thought there was
the connection that should be there, Like, you know, I
just didn't think this was only going to be a
one time thing at all. But Unfortunately, it's been oh gosh,
almost four weeks now and I haven't heard anything from
him at all. So I figure that four weeks has

(33:39):
gone by. Think he's so live. I think he's just
ghosting me, you know. So I just wanted to know, like,
what did I miss? What happened here?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, that's that's kind of a mystery. If it was
like a successful look up, That's what I'm.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
Saying, Like, that's such a bummer. It's like you give
yourself up to somebody and then they don't hit you back,
Like that is so lame.

Speaker 9 (33:58):
And maybe he had a girlfriend and they were on
a break or something and then got back together. Then
it really wasn't like anything that happened during your date
or with the situation. He may have really enjoyed it
and may have really enjoyed you and just was had
feelings that were unresolved with someone else.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (34:16):
Oh yeah, I mean that sucks too, but just it's
the whole just no text, no call, right, Yeah, Well.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I think it also depends on the level of intimacy.
Did you go all the way with him?

Speaker 16 (34:26):
All the way we did?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
I know.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
But in a different direction.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
Yeah, soteya.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
What was that conversation like when you guys were done,
did he stay the night or like did you stay
the night? Was there like hey, i'll hit you up later,
I'll talk to you later, or was it just like okay, bye.

Speaker 11 (34:49):
I thought it was going to go in that direction
of me spending the night, but I did have like
he had to get up early for work, so we
ended up like just ubering me back to my plate.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Okay. He says, his name is Cameron. We got his number,
we'll call him. Okay, all right, all right, so hang on,
we'll get him on the phone. Give us a break,
give us a second. We have the information, you have
all the information.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Second date update continues next with John Jay and Richard him.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
On a Chickney found the one that can fix Me.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
One four seven Kiss FM, John j Richard the middle.
Second d update. You got Taya on the line. How'd
you guys meet? How'd you meet Cameron? Taya?

Speaker 11 (35:27):
Actually there were a friends of a friend, the sort
of thing, so not a dating.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
App, which was great, okay, through a front of a
friend and you hit it off. He thought it was great.
In fact, you even spent the night like you slept
with him. Not so you didn spend the whole night,
but you slept with them. You got intimate, like you know,
there was nu duty, there was all that good stuff.
And then it's been four weeks and in the four
weeks you've reached out to him. How many times?

Speaker 11 (35:49):
I've reached out to him twice because I didn't want
to look, you know, crazy, after that point, I would
have more, but yeah, I felt a little self conscious
about it.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You know, I kind of had the same thing on
a friend level.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I went out to lunch with a new friend last
week and I've texted him twice and he hasn't responded.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
That's sad, and I'm kind of like, well, gifts, Yeah, yeah,
that hurts to a second lunch date update with you.
I thought good lunch. I told you order it was good.
It was delicious, you.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Know, I lunch with this guy, great guy. We both
had a salad with salmon on it. I ate my
all my salad, all my salmon. He took one bite,
thought it was delicious and he didn't eat the rest
of it. Did you kill his play?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I wanted to, but I thought it was too simple.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:30):
I think if you were to be like can I
have your food? He would really not ever time.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
That's the friend level of sleep some money.

Speaker 9 (36:36):
It would probably be like, oh, I went to lunch
with John Jay and he ordered an appetizer from for
the table and didn't share with anything.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Let's call Cameron and see why he's ghosting you. Hold off.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
High?

Speaker 8 (37:00):
Is Cameron there?

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, this is This is Cameron.

Speaker 9 (37:04):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
My name's Peyton. I'm with John Jay and Rich and
we just wanted to talk to you on the radio
really quickly if.

Speaker 11 (37:09):
You have time.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure, what's up?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Well, the deal is you kind of you went on
a date with a friend of ours and you're ghosting her,
and we wanted to know why, so we just thought
we'd kind of call you if you don't mind.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Ah, okay, yeah, sure, what's up?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Who is it?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Taya? Heya? Okay?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Man.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Look, I don't know if ghosting was the best way
to kind of do it or even I mean, I
guess I ghosted, but I honestly I didn't know how
to handle it without sounding like a jerk. Does that
Does that make sense?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Depends? It depends. Why are you ghosting her.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Well, okay, yeah, so she she was like super cool and.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
We had it.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
We had a great date. The date was fun. It
was high energy, and I mean, yeah, we hooked up
at the end. But like the thing was, she was
just way and I mean like way more into sports
than I was. That I am period, like diehard fan,

(38:23):
screaming at the TV, quoting stats, talking about the history
just and I'm I was honestly a little embarrassing. I
was sitting there feeling like I was the girl on
the date, and I'm like, I'm just being real.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
I I.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
She was super cool, but like I want a girly girl,
you know, someone who there was a brunch and you know,
loves the romcoms and uh, you know it does all
the cute girly stuff and it's not like outshot outshining
me and in uh sports knowledge and uh and knows
more about antasy but all than I do and stuff

(39:01):
like that. Like not that I'm super into sports in
the first place, but it was just like I said,
I felt it's intimidated.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I guess I wonder why you you go and hook
it up then if you don't think it's gonna be
the one for you.

Speaker 8 (39:16):
He's a man rich.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, An, I was feeling it, but uh, just after
the fact, I kind of panted and and dipped.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I thought you meant while you were doing it, So
I ahead to jump in. I don't mean no jump
in jump in before.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I I'll tell you my little my theory later, but
go ahead, jump in. What happened?

Speaker 11 (39:37):
Okay, Okay, I'm just sitting here flabbergasted because I never
you know, there's all kinds of things. Maybe somebody could
go before, but I for my love of sports, like
that's why I have not heard me because I like
sports too much. Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Tell you that you.

Speaker 11 (39:57):
Yeah, it's me.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
My gosh, I didn't mean it like that, like I.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Just it was No.

Speaker 11 (40:05):
You were very very clear on what you said, so
I'll stop you right there. You I think you said
it a couple of times that you want some type
of girly girl maybe who like just wants to you know,
not rock the boat or something like that. I don't
know if like it's like a nineteen fifty housewife doesn't
have opinions about whatever takes. If you, I'm not sure

(40:26):
if you have any takes. But that's what you said.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
No, I mean, it wasn't like about you having opinions.
It was just that like you, it hard, like more
than any guy that I know, and it just kind
of made me feel.

Speaker 11 (40:39):
Okay, I know how it made It's clear how it
made you feel insecure.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
And I did.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
I'm not gonna lie. I did take up on that.
But like that's all well and good. But maybe next time,
instead of like ghosting someone, you could just grow a
pair and tell the person.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I kind of agree with that. I mean, once you,
once you get like that, it's like, at least do
the phone call and see if maybe you can work
out another date or see where it's going.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Not just totally just I would think that he would
not sleep with her though, well that would be already
unless I was going to say, before she jumped in,
was like unless she was using the sports analogies while
they were doing it.

Speaker 17 (41:13):
Right right, like you know, whoa whoa time out, she's
like on top and she puts her fingers on her
shoulders time out, time out, or she's like, you know,
oh yeah, Lebron's goat on the goat tearing it up.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
Wow, wow, right, okay, or how you like that nothing,
but net, you weren't doing that right, Taya.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
No, there's time in a place for that.

Speaker 8 (41:37):
I kind of love you though your head.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I mean, look like I didn't know how else to
say it without sounding like an idiot, and like, clearly
I failed, and clearly it's coming across that way.

Speaker 11 (41:52):
No to put a sports reference in here. You couldn't
carry the ball. We'll play that. You know, you could
have a really yeah, I think I'm a pretty cold
person who you know, knows the game. We could have
a good time with friends and stuff. But you fumbled.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Literally, Yeah, I don't see the big deal.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I think my wife watches a lot more sports than
mere sports.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
She does.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
I mean, she loves there's certain sports she watches, certain
teams she watches, and I'm fine with it.

Speaker 9 (42:20):
You may just be more secure in your manhood or
not care about that because he was like emasculated, but.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah he did. That's right. Yeah you gotta chill.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
I can see both sides, so obviously just not a match.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I would rewind the tape.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
To watch the film.

Speaker 9 (42:36):
I would feel like most guys would appreciate and love
that that they don't have to sit there and explain
every part of the game, like watch the game with
your ol friend and maybe she can even teach you
something like that.

Speaker 10 (42:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
When I go to the game, my wife should be
like that was a foul? Wasn't that a foul?

Speaker 10 (42:50):
I don't know because you're on your phone?

Speaker 8 (42:55):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
All right, So no second date then for you, guys, Cameron, No, no,
not for me. Okay, you don't want to do best
out of seven.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
He doesn't want to date us either, all right.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
All right, Well, thank you both for going to there
with us. That's second and update with John jaye Rich.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
John Jay and Rich are only doing this until they
hit the power ball.

Speaker 11 (43:23):
Then we're on our own.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Text jj R.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Whatever you want to say to the number nine six
eight ninety three, here's a text of sixty two three number.
I wanted to concur with the person who said Rich
sounds a lot like Santa as the Easter Bunny. True,
some moment more so, some moments more so than others.
Kyle may have to be the Easter Bunny with all
her good accidents.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
That's not bad. Hug your little lisp.

Speaker 6 (43:45):
I feel like our Easter Bunny is perfect, Okay, but.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
What would the Easter Buddy sound with your lip?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Is my lip?

Speaker 6 (43:54):
I don't think the Easter Buddy sounds like that.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Four number?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Love you all can started my mornings without you check
this out. Somebody texted and said that the show was
cutting out on the iHeart app. And I said to Nick,
I go, can you get them? They just texted, can
you get them out? Let's talk about it. I want
to see what's working, what's not working. And this person
texted Nick just called me to ask me about how
the audio went off on the iHeart App.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I got so happy. I thought of one a thousand
dollars so.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Back tickets, as I really could use the money for
unexpected expenses, but diamondback tickets would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Give them down back tickets. Do we have? Yeah, you
want to call them back though, let them know I
don't want you know. They're listening to podcasts later. They
probably can't patch it through pass through too bad. You would.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
You would have had a lot of fun at that game.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Good morning all, Peyton. I have to agree. I have
degree with Peyton.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Unfortunately, you should not wear your green dress to the
wedding because it's shades of green wear it to the
next wedding or you. Yeah, you could even can do
spring pictures. Somebody else is wear mouth mauve.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Color like a purply reddish for almost right.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Remember when I was talking about first dates and hike
is to do an activity with first dates?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Who's in sex nacts? This person's commenting on that.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
They said, he may be just me, but who goes
hike you on the first date all over the strangers,
just setting yourself for an axe murder of vibes.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
No, thank you. I'll stick with crowded places for a
first date.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Haven't we done a second date update where the girl
like out hiked the guy and he was all embarrassed.
I feel like that happened to us, not that long agoespecially.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Another text five to zero number. It's from Hannah from Gilbert.
I just want to give big thanks for the people.
It's so nice to listen and laugh and not hear
all the political arguments and traditional news.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Keep bringing smiles and positivity.

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Love you all nice.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
We are definitely not traditional news.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
John Jay and Rich the show went out on the
iHeart app. I hope it's back. Can you tell Peyton
the police check her? TikTok message request. I sent her
a funny TikTok of a dentist video a while ago
from Maryland.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Whatever happened to Stu? I miss hearing Stupidasso. You should
bring him back again. The world needs more stupid Asso.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
I don't know if I've ever met stall Stoo's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
I'm wondering why your podcast is not on YouTube. I
listen to every show, but I'd love to see it it.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Is on YouTube every day.

Speaker 8 (46:11):
Grant works so hard.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
I'm putting basically all the clips from the show together
onto the YouTube channel, and then you can watch us
live too on Instagram and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah, so you go to the YouTube search John Ja
and Rich right.

Speaker 16 (46:23):
Now listen to our podcast through the app. There's a
thousand or so episodes. That took me a while, but.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
It's you could listen to YouTube.

Speaker 16 (46:31):
On YouTube because some people do prefer YouTube over other
apps because you know, there are some perks.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
It's pretty great.

Speaker 16 (46:37):
So, yeah, if you want to listen to the podcasts,
there's a whole playlist of like a thousand, the thousand
most recent clips.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Oh wow, that's that's very cool.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Is it Shar or shar?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
What's your name, it's shar So you you're the person
that texted that the radio show is cutting out?

Speaker 11 (46:55):
Yeah, earlier this morning, so on.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
The iHeart app or on the radio station on.

Speaker 8 (47:00):
The iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Is it back? Yeah, it's Did you hear me read
your text?

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Okay, So you want Diamondbacks tickets?

Speaker 8 (47:11):
I sure do.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Oh She's just like okay, so we'll set you up
with four tickets and the Diamondbacks.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Thank you, you got it.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Thanks for listening. Thanks for texting us. Yep, hold online.
We'll get all your info. See that's what happens to
you textas Peyton. Tell us about that event you hosted.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
Oh my gosh, it was so cool. So my sister
had texted me.

Speaker 7 (47:40):
She was like, I need a favor from you, and
she was like, I know it's really late and you
have to be up super early, but please come through
for me. She had texted me that one of her
friends was coming into town and I guess she throws
these speed dating events and her host backed out on
her and she was like, can you please host this
speed dating event for my friend? I was like, a
speed dating event like in Scottsdale. Like okay, sure, that's

(48:01):
not happening, Like, all right, I'll go and host your
little event. Let's see how this goes. You guys, there
was like eighty people at this speed dating event. No
phones in sight, people just connecting. You were in a
lot of exchange numbers or Instagram phone. Well, you can
bring your phone.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
What happens if you end up liking someone and you
want to further the conversation.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
So you circle their name and we get they turn
in the papers at the end of the speed dating event,
and then the girl her name's Jenny. Basically, match matches,
match makes everyone and then reaches out to you and
connects you.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
That way.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Is everyone sitting and they rotate chairs.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
One was at a restaurant and basically it was like, yeah,
you would it's like what you would think speed dating
would be if like it was like if I'm looking
at Kyle right here and John Jay and Rich, you
guys are on a date. Me and Kyle are on
a date, and I say switch. Then Rich would move
over to Kyle, and then I would move over to
the next person, and it moved.

Speaker 8 (48:52):
Like a syna.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
You're taking notes as you said. Papers.

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Yeah, they had papers, musical papers and pens and as
they're talking to us, they would write notes about and
at the end of it, I would be like, Okay,
times up.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
If you like your date, make sure that you circle
their name.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I'd be like, oh, would say if you're one of
the people that talks about like a big nose.

Speaker 8 (49:16):
It was actually so cool.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
There were so many like a diverse mix of people
and like cultures and ages. It was seriously so awesome
to be able to see people connecting.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
In that way. Could you see when they totally didn't
connect to like when there was like okay, yeah, there.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
Was a few, But I gotta say like I felt
like the conversations were flowing no matter what, Like it
wasn't like even if there wasn't a romantic interest, people
were still connecting. And it was so fun and so
cool to just watch, especially because I've been out of
the dating game for so long, so it's like, what
is going.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
On over here? This is awesome.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
It was so cool.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Highly recommend it. If you have a speed dating event
and you're trying to get out there.

Speaker 16 (49:55):
Go do it.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 13 (49:56):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I feel like like anxiet to be a guy or
like for me, I feel like people walk by and just.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Go pass, can go to the next person.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I'm sitting there like in the band in the booth,
all by myself.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
Pass.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
It was actually funny because there was like there was
this one guy in specific because I would be asking
around because there was a there was more girls than
there was guys, so there was like girls.

Speaker 8 (50:20):
Waiting in the queue.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
So I was like, oh, let me see your paper,
Like what are you talking about? And apparently there was
this one guy that everybody was into. And so at
the end, I was like, okay, time's up speed dating.
If there's anyone that you guys still want to connect with,
you can go and find. When I tell you, you guys,
there was like thirty women that ran to this man.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
I was like, what did they like about him? What
was the draw?

Speaker 8 (50:43):
I think he was just handsome, tall, dark and handsome?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Okay, is this a weekly sing? How can we get involved?
Le's break him in?

Speaker 8 (50:50):
Honestly, I don't. I don't know him. I didn't. I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (50:53):
He's gone now, but he's long gone now.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
But I mean the next time you got to get
that number. And they hate this. All these girls wanted
this guy.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
So I just feel like we should do it John
Jay and Rich Oh yeah, that time, like how fun.
It's called well seasoned. It's like right next to that
eleven eleven night club, like Adam Scottsdale.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
But it was that like a little restaurant. You've definitely
never been there.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Well, you've definitely never been out of my bubble. It's
very rare for me to go. Yeah, it's beyond three
three blocks from you.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
So did you have a microphone like your host? Wow?

Speaker 8 (51:24):
Yeah, I had a microphone. It was so fun, was
so cool.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I'd like to watch that as a TV show too.
You should film it next to you.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
And that's what she was telling me. She was like
a lot of people. She's like, cause that Pop Balloon,
the Pop the Balloon show came out. She's like, I
guess a lot of people had been like, hey, you
should turn this into a TV show. And I was like,
I'm your girl, just so.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
You know there's something to hell. When you watch Love
is Blind, it's cool because she can't see each other,
but it takes too long to form the chemistry. This
is like you can see if it's instantly popping or not.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
And I'm all in the back like, ladies, make sure
you ask him his zodiacxime like that is important.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
And watch yea you should s we can speaking to
you said you wanted the host TV show.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Sarah's got a question for you. Hey, Sarah, Hi, I
have a.

Speaker 11 (52:06):
Question for Peyton.

Speaker 10 (52:08):
Go ahead, Peyton.

Speaker 11 (52:10):
I know you said you went on the game show.
What's the name of the game show again?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
And when does the air?

Speaker 8 (52:16):
Yeah, we were on the game show my family and I.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
It was called It's called The Quiz with Balls and
it's hosted by Jay Farrow. I think you can watch
season one on Hulu. I sent a text to the producers.
I was like, hey, when is this episode gonna drop?
And they said that they would let me know soon,
but I think it'll drop in the summer June July.
Is kind of what the vibe I'm getting.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
That's so excited.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
I'll let you.

Speaker 6 (52:39):
I love that you guys did that.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
It's awesome. I'm so pumped, awesome.

Speaker 11 (52:44):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You guys. Have a good day, Sarah. Squabble up, squabble up,
squabble up, squabble up, squabble up.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
John J.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Rich Pedro pescal Uh you know him from What's the
end the Last of Us. Yeah, but the other ONEI Andalorian,
you had a bunch of other stuff, But what did
you say about Last of Us?

Speaker 6 (53:03):
So this is kind of a spoiler alert if you
haven't seen The Last of Us.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
That's what I was going to get into.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Just know that before I play this clip for you.

Speaker 9 (53:11):
But he says he was not sad about a huge
plot point because he was prepared for it.

Speaker 18 (53:17):
I knew I was going to die before they offered
you part. They're like, don't worry, you're going to die,
and I was like, Okay, I'll take it. The series
is based on very specific source material, and so that
was always part of the presentation of the idea. Go
all in on season one, shoot for eleven to twelve
months in Alberta, and then it would take a totally

(53:38):
different shape in the second season.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
And this is why bum well, spoiler alert, but this
is why it's really not that much of a spoiler
because if you watch the if you play the game,
the second version of the game, he dies right away.
So after they did season one, everyone was like, oh
my god, does Pablo Pascal know that he's going to
die next season? Like everybody, everybody knows he's going to die,
do you know what I mean? So it's not like

(54:01):
so it is a spoiler, but also is.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
It you know, I don't watch that show.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I know.

Speaker 6 (54:07):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Here's what I was saying from my point of view,
is the rumor was, because he's such a big star,
maybe they'll.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Change, you how they change storylines. So I thought, maybe
they're gonna change until I saw Kyle's headline.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
I know, but that's why you watched that show because
of him. You're not watching it because of other people.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yet, who knows break through artists? What's what is the
shan and Sharp stuff? Payton, you said those texts. I
saw the headline, but I know their texts.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Yeah, Shannon Sharp is being sued for sexual assault from
his ex girlfriend and it was pretty intense, and he
released text messages that basically proved their relationship and how
it was consensual and what she's saying are false allegations.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
Apparently there was a video that she had sent to
the prosecution and she said and.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
It's the video of the act that she's charged that
she's suing him for whatever, And they're saying that the
video was edited that it was like malicious intent. She's
trying to get him for his money because he doesn't
want to be with her anymore. But he released the
text messages and they are totally not safe for work.
If you're interested in that story, go look them up,
because when I tell you my jaw dropped, I'm on

(55:22):
Shannon Sharpside. I am on Shannon Sharpside because of the
nature of these text messages that were dropped to me
as the outlooker, I'm like, okay that. I mean, there's
some shady stuff going on right here as of right now,
but I might change my mind.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Who knows?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Okay about George Clooney.

Speaker 9 (55:38):
George Clooney and his wife moll If you guys remember,
like back in the day, George Clooney said he was
never gonna get married, he was never gonna have kids,
He's gonna be a bachelor forever.

Speaker 6 (55:45):
Then he found them all and they had kids and
he's happy with it.

Speaker 9 (55:48):
He went on this interview and was basically like bragging
about how amazing his relationship is.

Speaker 19 (55:54):
A themal and I you know, we were here with
you once before and Miry said, we'd never had an argument.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
You still haven't.

Speaker 19 (56:01):
No, we're trying to find something to I feel so
extraordinarily lucky to have met this incredible woman, and I
feel as if I hit the jackpot. There isn't a
day that goes by that I'm not. I don't think
I'm the luckiest man in the world.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
So it's great.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Now she must have something on him.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
I hear that, and I'm like, oh my gosh, how
like adorable is that?

Speaker 9 (56:22):
And how you could always be at one point in
your life and you say never, never, never, and you
can't ever say never because he didn't know he was
going to find this amazing person that would change his life.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I feel like she's now heard the interview. She's like,
can I talk to her for a second and say
that we never fight? Why would you say that?

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Why this is what we fight about.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I don't believe him.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
I don't either.

Speaker 9 (56:43):
I feel like maybe their definition of fight is different.
I'm sure they have arguments and disagreements, but maybe they've.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Never had that knockdown dragon where they're yelling at each other.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
His past relationships that we know about, like with Stacey Keebler, Cameraber,
else he was with with Kelly Preston, and other people.
He's stated maybe those fights were thrown dishes and stuff
like that. He's like, I've never had a throwing dish
try with her, and that's just crazy. Ye. Yeah, because
I remember he did a movie with Nicole Kidman and
I think another movie with Sandra Bullock or somebody in

(57:12):
these and it made a lot of news back in
the day because they had a bet with him for
like one hundred thousand dollars and he would be married
before the age of forty or something, and he said,
I won't.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I will never get married. You can take You'll never
be able to end.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Now he's married, but he's also like sixty or something, Yeah,
sixty three. Uh okay, what about Ben Affleck?

Speaker 9 (57:29):
Ben Affleck, who played Batman, came forward and he said
something about how miserable it was filming that movie.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I hated the bets. The that's it's horrendous to wear.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
It could be hot.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
For one thing, they don't breathe.

Speaker 15 (57:41):
They're made to look the way they want him to look,
and there's no thought put into the human being. And
so what happens is that you just start sweating. Now
I'm already I sweat. You know what I mean I
get hot and so in that thing, you would just
be pouring water.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Why does Ben Affleck want us to feel sorry for him? First?
He wants us to feel sorry for him because he
can't date because he's too famous. Now the batsuit is
hard to wear.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
I think he's he's just being human.

Speaker 9 (58:06):
I feel like I also it's funny is when I
saw that headline, I I was like, have any other
batman's like complained about the batsuit? And I guess Val Kilmer,
the late Great Val Kilmer also talked about how the
batsuit was so restrictive he couldn't even sit down in
it and maybe think about because then later in that
interview with Ben Affleck, he talked about how even the
stunt guys who are like in this great shape and

(58:27):
there are all all these things, He's like, they could
only spend forty five minutes max in the suits otherwise
they would overheat too.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Like what about what's going with Bieber? Hate the Biber
and Jessin Bieber different, it's still really bad.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
Like you guys probably saw the video that went viral
of Justin Bieber at Coachella the weekend too, and he's
like holding Mustard's hand and they're dancing and it's just like, oh,
I don't I mean, it's it's really really sad.

Speaker 6 (58:50):
And then Hayley she had she posted.

Speaker 9 (58:53):
A video just the other day and she was like
holding her stomach and she basically told everyone that she's
dealing with two Ovary insists right now.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
And I'm like, these these two, I feel like they
can't catch a break right now.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
Yeah, I'm film for them.

Speaker 7 (59:05):
I'm just hoping with that Justin Bieber video and all
that stuff, like, I'm hoping he's just, you know, trying
to find a space to.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
Where you can have some happiness. Maybe it isn't what
we all think, but.

Speaker 9 (59:16):
My heart, I know I did see one. It was
like almost like a conspiracy theory. Maybe not, maybe that
like Hollywood is doing this to Justin so that he
doesn't talk about like the Diddy stuff and his exmunity.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
What I believe that conspiracy. I'm salted.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I think there should be a Kyle and Fish conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
They started to get a little into the conspiracy stuff
in their podcast.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
You It's John J.

Speaker 9 (59:43):
Rich.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I saw this story and I thought I could bring
it up here in the room.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
I don't know about you guys, But for me, when
I was a kid growing up, I was always picked
last on the team.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Always. You know how you the the pe teacher picked
two coach, two players be coaches your team. I was
always last. I looked out of shape and it was
it was like screwed up. So there's an article now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Someone asked the internet, what are examples of being picked
last in gym class as an adult?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Wow, Like the things that just make you feel so
less than.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, whenever you're waiting in line at like the DMV
and everybody's number gets called but yours and you're just
sitting there at that stupid look on your face.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
There's that.

Speaker 9 (01:00:24):
I also feel like when your friends talk about another
group text that they're in and you're.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
Not in it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I feel literally like to me, I was like that
was a big thing in my life, being picked last.
Like it's a terrible, terrible feeling. So I feel like
a lot of these things. I have the list of
things that people said, and it really doesn't bother me.
I think it's okay. Like when you've met someone multiple
times but they say, hey, nice to meet you. Being

(01:00:52):
single for the greater part of your adult life and
not by choice. Nobody eating your dish at the pot luck.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Okay, yeah, well it would be so sad. That is sad,
and that is good.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
It's delicious.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
I'm the kind of person though that if I do
see that, I mean, I'm not gonna eat it because
I don't eat other people's food, but I will take
some and put it on my plate so that person
doesn't feel so bad about them.

Speaker 6 (01:01:14):
And that's very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
So you have a plate of a bunch of food
that you're not going to touch, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:19):
And then I flip the plate upside down in the
trash cancer nobody can.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
See, honestly as someone who has had like, like, I
make this really really delicious fruit dip, right, but no
one ever really knows what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
It's really just cream, cheese and marshmallow flesh.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
Yeah, trying to make it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:33):
It's amazing, but it's just like a white dip, you know,
And so people don't necessarily know what it is until
you introduce it to them. If no one touches it,
I literally will like bring it around and be like
try this, try yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Can you bring it in? And we will all try it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
I would love to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
It'll be our taste of Tuesdays.

Speaker 9 (01:01:49):
Anyone's fruit fruit because it goes with strawberry fruit strawberry.

Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
I like strawberries too.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
For the fruit dip, John.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Jay, I'm going through a BlackBerry kick right now, actually
going through BlackBerry, fine apple, red fruit, oranges and berries.
But really those are my forfeit the fruit.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
When you bring the fruit, can you like not have
all the fruits touch each other?

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Hold on, let me get back to this listener.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Okay, So what are examples of being picked glass in
gym as an adult? This is a big because I
think this happened to me at Rich's wedding. Being sat
at the random's table at a wedding.

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
Oh, we were the random's table.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
At my table.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Yeah, we all sat together.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Kyle sit across from me, wouldn't she We all sat together.
You're at my table at your table.

Speaker 6 (01:02:30):
I think Grant was at the Randoms table.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
I was not in charge of the city in charge.
Was very proud of replacement, very proud.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
What are examples of being picked glass in gym class
as an adult? Being invited to an event on the
day it's happening. The event has clearly been planned for
weeks or months.

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
That just happened to me.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
I just.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
A wedding that just happened to me.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
I just got a last second invite to like a
girl that I went to high school with and I
played basketball with her. I got invited to her wedding,
but the weddings in like two weeks.

Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
I just got invited.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Did you see you or something?

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
So, actually one of my best friends, Peyton, is her
maid of honor, and so I think that maybe somebody
had canceled and is not able to make it to
the wedding. And I'm sure my friend Peyton was like, hey,
Peyton would go.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
You know, here's another one when your friend who lives
out of town comes back for a week and doesn't
bother to tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Especially when you see them in all your places on Instagram.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
And you check their location, You're alike, ten miles down
the street.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
For me, get the call.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
That happens with my Mexican relatives all the time. They'll
come to town, or they'll be my school, visit my
sister and they post it all on Facebook, or they
go to Disneyland or they're here and I'm just like, oh,
that was neat.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
My sister came to down and didn't even call it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
We were like, what games she's like, was on a
girls trip.

Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
I didn't feel like I could like leave them like
we're family.

Speaker 8 (01:03:50):
Yeah, I would be salty if my sister or brother.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Your sister didn't even call you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Here's the other things.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Finding other examples of being picked last and gym finding
out your friends out of town without calling or texting you,
or this happens every Thursday here everyone goes out for lunch,
but they don't ask you to join.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I was gonna bring that up.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
You guys, you turned us down on me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
I haven't been invited, but Kyle has.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Invited me, and I say no in the middle of
her sentence, Hey, we're gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
People are talking about party plans in front of you,
but not inviting you. Friends wanting a group photo together
and handing you the phone that happened to me.

Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
Trauma and the number one.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Thing they say, which I think the one I just
read should be number one, but this is number one.
Getting invited out but to be the designated driver. Those
are examples of being picked class, gym class as an adult.
If you got any more of this, just text us
text jj R and whatever makes you feel like you're
getting pick lass gym class to nine six eight nine three.
It's joh jaying rich. We need a contestant. We're gonna

(01:05:03):
play game. The prize a pair of tickets to the
Kiss FM, Tacos and Mark's Beer Crawl, and a twenty
five dollars ride share gift card. Call us eight seven
seven ninety three seven one four seven calls right now
to play.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
We play a noise machine. Now we can play. Okay, guess,
so we need a contest A call right now.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
While we wait for a contestant, let's hear about Kyle's
shopping extravaganza.

Speaker 9 (01:05:25):
So I have to say thank you again to Peyton
because you introduced me to Nelli's auction and I had
forgotten about it for a while.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
But over the weekend we were like so cold.

Speaker 9 (01:05:37):
We were up and paysin it was really chilly, and Addie,
my ten year old, was like, hey, can I look
on Amazon and get a heating blanket?

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
So when we come up to visit, because my.

Speaker 9 (01:05:47):
Mom lives up there, we can she can bring the
heating blanket with her, Like, okay, yeah, heating blankets on
Amazon are very expensive and like it's just about to
get super hot here, So do we really want to
spend forty five to eighty five dollars on a heating blanket?

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
Probaps not.

Speaker 9 (01:06:03):
Then I remember Nelli's auction and I was like, oh,
let's go on and see if there's one on there. Guys,
when I tell you, it was so exciting because my
kids have never experienced anything like this before.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
They're sitting around me and I find two heating blankets
and you never know are you gonna win? Are you
not gonna win? And I bid five dollars on one.

Speaker 9 (01:06:23):
I bid six dollars on one, and the time is
running out and we're watching the time roll out and
it's like three two and the kids are like three
two one, And then it goes you won this item.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
And we were like who, Like, oh, I just got
two Hindi blankets.

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
For eleven dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Doesn't So then then Eastern News with me. He's my
seven year old.

Speaker 9 (01:06:46):
He's like, we should look up toys and I was like,
why not. I just got two heating blakes for eleven dollars.
So we go and I find these like toy baskets
because you can never be more organized, like or you know,
you can never it never hurts to be more organized
in the playroom situation. And I was like, you guys,
these baskets are ten dollars right now, I'm going to
bid eleven dollars and they're like.

Speaker 12 (01:07:05):
Do it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
I've been eleven dollars and the time's going down and
they're like five four three and someone bids against me.

Speaker 9 (01:07:14):
Oh. I was like, oh, no, you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
These are my baskets. And they're like, these aren't your baskets,
and I was like, you're breaking. So we've been twelve
dollars and.

Speaker 9 (01:07:22):
I'm like, okay, you guys, I don't know if I'm
gonna go past twelve dollars, so if.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
They bet again, I'm out.

Speaker 20 (01:07:26):
And they're like, no, these are your baskets, and I
was like, you're right. So we watched the time whindle
down again and we're like five four three two one
and it's like you won this item and we're like
I can't tell you any other time where my kids
have been excited or this excited about getting baskets to

(01:07:48):
put their toys in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Did you pick it up already? Today?

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
I'm going to pick it up tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Okay, I'm very exciting. I have tried that website and
I've never won, and I got the King ups sess
with it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
I'd yet to win it. I feel like there's some
sort of scam to it. No, like once you get
through on an item, then you're then Okay, this person's legit.
You can go ahead and bed because I've never won.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Never like when you win one, they just start coming
in more like That's what I'm saying something at least
I feel that way, Like I feel like Nellis Auction
knows that you're going to spend the money, so they
kind of like.

Speaker 9 (01:08:18):
I also feel like like you have to get in
on the item. There's items that everybody wants, Like you
can't bid on the flat screen TV, like people are
just gonna bit against you and bit against you and
bit against You're not gonna win it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
You have to be on the heating blanket when it's
about to be Somewhere in Arizona, I.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Was so close to winning a tractor.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
They looked pretty cool and I thought, be cool have attractor.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
In my house. It was a smaller tractor, but I
just a while ago.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
I think your wife should take away your membership to
nell U's auction. That sounds that sounds like that's not
good for anybody.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
That was a blessing in disguise right there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Good morning, say.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
A right, we're gonn play game. Nick is the host.
Good morning Nick, good morning.

Speaker 10 (01:09:03):
How is everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
We're awesome?

Speaker 10 (01:09:05):
Perfect, We're gonna play Noise Machine today, you guys.

Speaker 13 (01:09:07):
I like to theme my games. You guys probably know
that by now. What's everybody talking about right now?

Speaker 10 (01:09:15):
Weekend two, the weekend coach whoever? Actually you know what, guys?

Speaker 13 (01:09:20):
It is Coachella, specifically the Lady Gaga performance a day
where her mic goes out. So today's theme is artists
who have been performing in a mistake. Happin's great, it's
it's really flows off the tongue.

Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
Well uh, and your your job is literally just a
guess who this artist is? Sound good?

Speaker 13 (01:09:42):
Okay, we'll start with John Jay, Olivia Rodrigo. Get real,
it is not Olivia Rodrigo. It is William Eilish. Yeah,
ah something the wrong visual.

Speaker 10 (01:10:02):
Was on in the background. It wasn't oceanized, it was
distracted to her.

Speaker 13 (01:10:06):
I don't need the name of the song Rich, no
I said, it was almost like you're not listening to
the rules.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
No, you said the video got distracted. That said it
wasn't oceanized. They were showing on something else.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
No, go ahead. The name of the song was when
the Party's Over. Yeah, sometimes, Rich, you're so dumb. I
wonder you got it wrong.

Speaker 13 (01:10:27):
Did anyone ask Noah for any advice either? I think
when it comes to like that.

Speaker 10 (01:10:32):
He's a forty tough room. Anyway, Rich, good news, it
is your turn.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Okay. It sounds like fireworks are going off too early
in a song. Okay, is that Ariana, Grand Dame Peyton.

Speaker 10 (01:10:52):
I'm sorry, that's incorrect, Rich Peyton, Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 13 (01:10:55):
Serena Carpenter is correct. The mic the mic went out,
that was fireworks. It was actually her mic just crackling around. Yeah,
she was being lower down into the stage. It's kind
of funny.

Speaker 10 (01:11:07):
So way to go. Pay no points. But that's fine. Uh,
it is your turn now.

Speaker 8 (01:11:11):
Okay, Oh my god, that was fun Okay on the stage.

Speaker 10 (01:11:23):
Good job.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
That's Olivia Rodrigo. And that was when she fell in
a hole in the stage on Coachella.

Speaker 13 (01:11:28):
Yeah, and if you watch the video, you can actually
see the whole appearing, and then you're like, the anticipation
kills you because you're like, oh my god, she's gonna
fall in this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
Hole and then spoiler, she does.

Speaker 10 (01:11:38):
It actually happened. It's crazy.

Speaker 13 (01:11:40):
Way to go, Payton one point first one on the
board today and we'll roll right along to Miss Kyl
and fugg.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
Is it gonna learn?

Speaker 8 (01:11:53):
Oh my god, let's start this over again.

Speaker 13 (01:11:56):
That happens.

Speaker 10 (01:11:59):
Let's take second.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Rememberies were winding back.

Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
Hmmm, that's a that's a tough carpenter. It's not Olivia Rudman.
It's not Katie Perry, it's not Kate Hudson.

Speaker 10 (01:12:15):
I mean, we're not playing. It's not we're playing.

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
It is wreaking it out out like I guess it's
not right, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Mariah Carey?

Speaker 10 (01:12:28):
No, Peyton, it actually.

Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
Sounds like Taylor Swift. But I don't know if Taylor
Swift did Coachella.

Speaker 13 (01:12:32):
It was in fact Tator Swift and that was during
the eras tour. Her mic went out and she was
screaming and then they four for four. Yeah yeah, I
mean that's fine, very good game. There's no stealing in
this game, so don't say you get how this goes goes?

Speaker 11 (01:12:50):
Okay, that was me just screwing up.

Speaker 10 (01:12:52):
Okay, it's your turn.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
On a Monday way Suday.

Speaker 10 (01:13:10):
Maybe they.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
I know exactly who that is that actually? Yes, yeah, gos.

Speaker 11 (01:13:20):
O Ones.

Speaker 13 (01:13:21):
Yeah, maybe the most famous screw up of all time.
Actually Simpson on SNL and they played the wrong track.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
And then they were like, ran, Oh my god, I
can't believe that she lives?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Is that a song in Dope Thief? Is that when
he puts on that mixtape from the girl that he made? Uh,
And he's in the attic and he puts on the
CD and I think this song plays because I was like,
oh my god, you never heard you really don't hear
that song anymore? He puts on Pieces of Me, Yes,
because it's a mixtape that his girlfriend who died made
for him or something.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure what's really light?

Speaker 10 (01:13:53):
Okay, So paint on the board, don't say on the board.
Round two goes to John Jay.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
First, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Just happened when I screamed and I just lost my voice.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
This is the man.

Speaker 6 (01:14:07):
I don't want to stop the show, but I can't
give you the concept that I want.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
To hive you on now. Jeez, big clue in there,
Austin Mahone, you know what I'm going to give it
to you. Go ahead, Peyton?

Speaker 8 (01:14:26):
Is that justin Bieber?

Speaker 10 (01:14:27):
No, you could hear someone scream in the background.

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
Aba.

Speaker 10 (01:14:31):
It was, in fact the Weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
His voice when I ever heard him talk before, it
was weird.

Speaker 10 (01:14:39):
It was kind of like it was real funny. Okay, Rich,
good luck?

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
Is it gonna Oh no, guys, let's start this letter.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Didn't you already play that? Yep, that's Taylor. Sweat is Taylor.
I'll take the point.

Speaker 10 (01:14:58):
We'll just move right along.

Speaker 13 (01:14:59):
We'll ignore that one again, and then you can use
this one on my screwup time. Peyton Green Day, God,
She's on fire.

Speaker 10 (01:15:19):
Peyton is correct Day.

Speaker 13 (01:15:23):
On the Savior Store last summer, there was a there
was a drone going above and it was unauthorizing, so
they had to be rushed off stage. Hayden in the lead, Congratulations,
Kyle's your turn.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Oh this is a tough one. I'm gonna guess Hansen.

Speaker 13 (01:15:46):
You know that was from their twenty five year anniversary
performance of that song.

Speaker 10 (01:15:51):
There wasn't a screw up in it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I just thought it's funny.

Speaker 13 (01:15:54):
So had a boy hands in at a girl, Kyle
and so don't say if you get this clip, you
can win. Remember this is a This is based on
Lady Gaga getting all screwed up at Coachella.

Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
Okay, I'm sorry my mic was broken for a second.
Please you know I sing live.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
It's a Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
It is a lady I don't say. Hold on, We're
gonna shut you up with those tickets. Hold on. Thanks
for playing it, Thanks for listening, Thank you, Thank you.
Colet's go. Three things you need email.

Speaker 9 (01:16:37):
One learning app is about to teach you something you've
been trying to learn forever.

Speaker 6 (01:16:41):
Tell you what it is. Next with John Jay and Rich.
Good morning, It's on liver Moon and start your day
with John Jay and Rich. I wake up with my
favorite artist. Hey, this is Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Guys?

Speaker 10 (01:16:51):
Post blows and Boone and you're waking up with John
Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Got a text here? Uh, it says John j Rich.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Can you give a special shout out to Love Up
and Love pop star Jess McClain. She crushed the bossed
Marathon took home the crown of the fastest American plus
seventh overall.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
She's amazing. Yeah, we were talking about that yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
She's a boss.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
She literally is our executive director. She's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
I mean, and she's at the Boston Marathon, like fifty
thousand people or nothing, and she's came in seventh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Her time is ridiculous, like two hours and twenty minutes
something super fast.

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
I know, what are three things we need to know? Kyle?

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
So if you are not a new millionaire today, don't worry.
You could be tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (01:17:33):
Mega Millions is starting over again at a bigger jackpop
member how they changed their price to a ticket up
to five dollars, but that has boosted the starting jackpot.

Speaker 6 (01:17:42):
From twenty million to fifty million. And the next first
or I guess the first drawing with the bigger jackpot
is tonight, so good luck.

Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
What do you get when you mix Nike, kool Aid,
and NBA star Jah Moran, You get a new sneaker
job heading our way May sixteenth, and it is an
ode to what John Moran says. One of his favorite
childhood memories was is sip and kool aid at his
grandma's house. The first drop is May sixteenth and like
plays to a bunch of his favorite flavors and then
there's another drop with another.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
Kick in June or July. Anyway, it's gonna be awesome.
I've seen him. They look pretty cool. I love it
when like.

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
NBA players do stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
I remember when I was in high school, I had
these Kevin Durants, these kds, and they were the PB
and J one, so they literally looked like a peanut,
butter and jelly sandwich and it was so cool.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Yeah, I love it. And these ones have like the
kool Aid man bursting out on the on the tongue
of the shit. Looks pretty awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:18:36):
Nostalgia.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 9 (01:18:38):
Also to like collab with the collab, kool Aid is
dropping limited edition mix and Kicks flavor pecks.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
To celebrate the collaboration, which I think is adorable.

Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
So you can learn more than a new language on
the Duo Lingo app, they just announced chess lessons are
on the way.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
The Apple teach you to play the classic game as
well as.

Speaker 9 (01:18:56):
Continue to offer their other you know, non language lessons
in math music. Chess training will soon be available and
I've always wanted to learn how to play chess, so
I'm pretty excited about this. Maybe I can actually learn now.

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
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