Megan is SICK of her neighbor + Mike is DIVORCED AF

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Megan. Hi, Hey, thanks for holding no worries.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Good. What's going on? How can we help you?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
All?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Right? So, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
My neighbor who's like twenty one years old, keeps snapchatting me,
and not like in a way that's like, you know, hey,
how's it going type of snapchat? I'm talking like like
glorry shirtless mirror picks, or like random videos of him,
like singing in his car. And you know what's even
worse is I get the occasional you up at like

(00:31):
one in the morning, okay, like and you know what,
here's the thing. He's like mad at me because I'm
not snapping him back. He actually told me you you
must not be interested since you left me on open
And it's like, sweetheart, I'm twenty six years old. I
pay for my own dental I don't have time to communicate.
You said you can disappearing selfies and like those stupid emojis.

(00:54):
It's like, I just want to know. Do that think
I'm being rude? Or is this just the dating team?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Am I lowering my standards to the energy at twenty
sixteen just to be like interesting? I just I don't
know anymore. I could use your opinion on this.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That's so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
I thought like you should have just said, yeah, I'm
not interested, no need to send anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
But it's like, come on, would you be interested in
him if he was like if you wanted to text
you or something. Is it the Snapchat that's the problem
or is it the fact that he's twenty one and
he's your neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You know what, he is twenty one, he is my neighbor,
and you know what, who the heck is still using
Snapchat in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't use Snapchat either.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm like, who uses that?

Speaker 6 (01:37):
But I guess?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I guess so. Also, my kids all communicate with Snapchat,
you know.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
But but also you had to give him your snap, right,
You had to give him your snap so you you
knew he was gonna snap you. And also like, maybe
he's pissed because you're ruined a streak. Maybe maybe, Oh, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
About it, but he's got to grow up. Yeah, I
gave him my snap. But I kind of thought we
were adults and knew how social media work. And it
sounds like he's just jumping on the bad wagon for
the first time.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Did you have you ever responded to any of his snaps?

Speaker 5 (02:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You never once done anything sent him anything back?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, Like I didn't want him to think I was
interested in him.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
It sounds like you didn't really answer Peyton's question, did she?

Speaker 6 (02:20):
I don't know if you did. If if you wanted
to text you, would you be texting him back?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Like is he good looking?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Not really, He's just not my type. But like, here's
the thing. You accept people on your social media platforms
all the time that you don't even know. It's kind
of just like accepting, you know. And what I thought
was like accepting a friendship or someone you can just
like you know, communicate with on like memes and stuff.
But I didn't think he was actually going to take
it a step further, like if you want to do that,
like normally you use like an like a dating app

(02:49):
like Field or Hinge or something or I don't know.
I just think this whole situation is weird.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
You can also just delete your Snap if you don't
use it, Like there's different levels of social media, right,
Like I could see Snap being exactly what he's doing. Like,
if you wanted more mature messages from someone, you give
me your Facebook.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Okay, I'm sure.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
Yeah, it's like snap, that's exactly what snap is, is
what he's doing. So that's he's probably figures, Oh my god,
this this hot older chick. She's twenty six, I'm only
twenty one. She gave me a snap.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Did you just stay older?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
So no, wait wait, I'm I'm saying she is older.
He's twenty one. Like I said, no, she brought it up.
She brought it up.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
So I'm like, here, I'm trying to put myself in
his shoes. He's like, here's this hot older chick, gave
me her snap. She's twenty six, I'm twenty one. Maybe
there's a chance, you know, you could teach him a
few things. So maybe that's what he's thinking. But you're
not biting you get what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, you know, here's the thing. I still think he
just needs to get over himself, Like social media isn't
that complicated?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Just like, yeah, then block him.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yeah I would block him if you don't want to
date him. But honestly, I do think that is where
we are going in the dating.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
World, Like really do well, if I'm listening to Megan,
what I'm hearing from her that she's really saying is
like he's put in the most minimal effort that you
could possibly put in to get somebody to pay attention
to him, and she's not feeling that. Like she's like, no,
You've got to try a lot harder for me, right, Megan?
Is that what I'm hearing?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
No, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
You can send me a dumb snap every once in
a while, but geez, like, you know, stop being so thirsty.
And if I'm not responding clearly, that should be some
sort of indicator.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's what I say. Okay, God, thank you so much
for calling in. I hope we helped you out.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, okay, blocking, It's John Jay and Rich and we
can help you with all kinds of social media issues.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's what we do here much. It's John Jay Rich,
Good morning, Mike morning. What's up man?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Thanks for holding Okay, So, I don't even know where
to start with this. It's a little embarrassing, but I
will launch in my wife of eight years just me
for a woman like straight up packed a bag, moved
in with some chick named Torri who makes pottery and

(05:08):
drinks oat milk. All the stereotypes and I'm just here
trying to figure out if my whole marriage was a liar.
Somehow I drove her into the arms of someone who
wears Birkenstocks year round. So I have been I've been
spiraling like deep dive stalking her on Instagram, analyzing captions,

(05:30):
and I'm scrolling through like old texts to see if
there was like clues that I missed, Like it's a
friggin murder mystery or something. And I don't even know
if I am heartbroken or confused or just like consulted,
like was it about me?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Was I that bad?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I just need like a little advice. You need someone
to tell me how to process this without completely losing
my mind or buying a kayak. I almost bought a
kayak yesterday. Who buys a kayak?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
People go on the water.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I suppose I kind of feel like it's not even
about you. It was probably her own journey. I don't
know what your ex wife's name is, but she probably
married you thinking she was like into it and then
discovered herself somewhere along the way and then just said, listen,
this relationship isn't serving me anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
This is not who I am.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
I have to go be me.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's just a guess though.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I mean, without knowing.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Anything else out about your relationship, I wouldn't spiral.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Too much about it. Probably really doesn't have a whole
lot to do with you. I think you're right.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
They happened to a friend of mine and his wife
is still with the person that she left him for,
and they've been together a long time, had a great relationship.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Now.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
The thing about the kayak, though, that's interesting, is the
kayak symbolism for the female anatomy.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I think you would judge it's so annoying.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
I feel like it's how gay girls get on the water.
And I'm like, I should be buying something with a
motor in it, but I'm like trying to be attracted.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
To what is happening here.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
So gay girls get on the water.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
I know, like all gay girls wear bricken Stocks.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Okay, I both they do.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Ga girls get on the water certain way? Is that
what you meant?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
How do you get like gay girls only use kayaks, they.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Don't use motor boats. I don't know. He said he's
spiraling that. Okay, see what you left you you are
you are spiraling?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
We confirm it.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
I think I think Mike, though, you got to listen
to Kyle, like, don't don't take that weight because it
probably realistically isn't you. And if it was you, I
bet your wife probably would have told you on her
way out.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's just a lot to you because you feel pretty rejected.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah. Also, if there's this part of me and I
don't know this is bad or biased or like, but
I'm like, Okay, let's say she cheated on me with
a guy, I think I'd be doing worse. Like at
least this woman offers something I couldn't possibly offer. And
then I'm like, I had me and and I a

(08:11):
bad per Since you're thinking that, I don't know, Like, it'd.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Be cool if at some point she could sit down
you would explain kind of what her heart, her heart's
journey was like, just as because you guys do have
a relationship, you know, a committed relationship, would be cool
if she could try to explain it to you so
you could wrap your your heart around.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, because just being bitter and pissed isn't gonna get
you anywhere.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I know I should have. I mean, here's another thing.
Her name is Linda, and I'm like, dude, that's yeah.
I mean, if you're great Linda in your life, I mean,
I don't know, but you.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Cut out you said her name is Linda and what Mike.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah, And I'm like, I'm just like, if you ever
met a straight Linda in your.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Actually yeah, yeah, bost her names Linda, she's straight.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
I think she's married.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Good. Okay, all right, good check that box off the
spiral list.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Okay, and other people by Kayaks sorry for all that.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
I'm just it's we get it, and we're grateful you
called us for help. I hope we gave you some help.
I think Kyle just they had nailed it on the
head man she was. That was a good one, Mike,
thanks for calling in, man. I hope you get better. Yeah,
all right, by bye bye.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Worried about him.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
I was an assure dressed when we met.