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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Melody.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh hello John Day, Hi everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi, thanks for holding. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So I was today. I was in the store, a
store when a man started kind of chatting me up
and flirting, and he was definitely good looking and very
i'll say, charming, okay, And at one point he said
to me, so, what are you like twenty two twenty three?
(00:29):
And when I said I'm actually I told him my
real age. I saw him visibly recoil like he was disgusted.
And I'm only thirty three years old.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
And also he was about fifty, but he.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Acted like he couldn't get away from me fast enough,
like my like, I don't know, seniorness was contagious.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
My god, he's clearly twenty years older than you.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Anyway, Yes, yes, it was bizarre, and he was also
clearly attracted to me. But the moment he found out
that I was so old, I'm thirty three, god forbid.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I'm like, did you run into Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I know, right, there's a guy I know.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
His name is Jim, and I think he's almost seventy
and he will not date a woman unless she's under forty.
And why well, I can't tell you why. I mean,
I can't tell you why, but it needs to be believed.
It's pretty graphic.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Ill, I know he's got a reason for it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And it's like he's a medical professional and it's a
medical reason and he's like, I will not date a
woman unless she's under forty and here's why. Bah, And
I'm like wha, Like I'd never heard of that. But anyway,
he won't date her. And the thing is he dates
very attractive women all under forty.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Okay, I feel like you should maybe introduce yourself with
your friend to Melanie. Then since she's under forty, she
makes the guideline.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, it's like people have their preferences. I get it,
but like that was pretty rude reaction. Rude anyway, Yeah, Melanie, Sorry,
did you call.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Him on it at all at the end of the
convo or the flirt, No.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Because he literally ran away. He was like he booked
it out of there.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, you didn't want him anyways.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I mean, good news is that you look a lot
younger than you are. That's good, that's a true.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, but you can also keep me away from that
seventy year old Yeah, because that's.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Not my being you well, thanks for calling into sharing
that with us. Belly.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, love your show.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Thank you, have a great day.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah you too.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich. Big
news in the Christmas card world right on fud I.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Got my Christmas card.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I saw you post something in your stories or something
that was Christmas cardish, Like, are those the photos of
the outtakes?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Those were some of the photos.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, So our photographer she's really awesome if you're looking,
and she's so sweet. She's like taken our family's pictures
I think for the last like ten years. Her name
is Anna Motsol, and she's so talented, like it doesn't
matter where we are, but she always makes the background
just look incredible, and she just knows how to pose
us and it's she's a delight to be around. She
(03:17):
actually had posted the pictures and then I sort of
reposted her saying, you know, like a big thank you
for just always being so sweet to our family. But
I ordered the pictures or the Christmas cards, oh like
on Black Friday, because you know how to get a
good deal, and they showed up at my house yesterday.
And now I'm like frantically trying to and it turns
out I'm out of my labels, so now I need
(03:38):
to buy more labels. But I feel this pressure to
get them out because it's already the tenth Yeah, at
this point, it's like who knows, Like I know the
USPS is probably getting bombarded with all these things, and
it's like I want them to show up on time,
and it's like stupid things getting was so late this year,
(03:58):
everything's hyper.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, well hopefully they it goes your way. I feel
like when you get to that level of adulthood to
be sending out Christmas cards, like that's so big time.
Like I'm not there yet, but I'll get there.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I still think, you know I said this before.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I still think you and Kadem should send that one.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I've brought it so cute and he's like, why we're not.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Married or oh oh that hurts.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I agree with him, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I sent out Christmas cards with just me and my
dog at one point.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Okay, maybe I'll just pray this Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because you do colendar dog.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You can never look back at that and go, oh
that's whatever, but you look back at you Kadem. Oh
it didn't work out now I'm married to this guy,
and then the new husband is going to be why
do you have why do you even do Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But with him anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's dark.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's like when I remember my wife and I got married,
when we took our pictures, I didn't want the guy
my sister was dating to being in our pictures because
she was just dating. I was like, how do we
know this guy's going to be around? Guess what, She's
not with them, that's not how she's married. And now
our wedding pictures look great because he's not in there.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I saw something.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It was like a funny meme that was like just
a reminder to put all of your siblings significant others
that are just dating on the outside of the pictures.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
You can grub about it. Oh yeah, that's a great hack.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's so real because every year on my Facebook I
get on there and it's like a picture of our
group family and we always do like matching Christmas pajamas,
and my ex is in the pictures and it's in
the middle of the pictures and I don't want to
delete the post because I wanted up my family, But
why are you in my pictures?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Why did my momen do that outside so.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Smart genius face on that person's Hey, my work.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What the joke you said you're gonna pull on kadem Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
My gosh, I have the funniest joke ever, and I've
done it a couple of times and it hasn't gone
over well for me. So there's this trend on TikTok
and basically, you go on there and you take a
bunch of pictures of your significant other and you post
them and you capture it. Everybody like, guess what you
think my boyfriend's name would be if you don't know him.
So all of these random people are commenting on these
(06:05):
pictures I've posted of Kadeem, and they're saying his names
like Deshaun and Carter and JaMarcus and all of these
hilarious Nobody's gonna guess his name because his name is
I think is a pretty unique name for the most part.
And so every time I see him and I remember
and I know he's walking in the door, I'll start
recording him and I call him by the name of one.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Of the colors that's pretty that's.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Passed me the butter.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I think it's hilarious. Doesn't like it's not enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, that's where I think the Christmas card comes in
handy you and kadem you send him out and you
say Merry Christmas from Peyton and JaMarcus, how.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Have you done? That is so great?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
That's the next time go on printing.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
There and somebody gave him a full name. JaMarcus Deshaun
Watson is his name.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It sounds like one of the names from Key and Peel.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
They're totally stereotype Patroltro. It's hilarious. It's so funny.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well, it's funny you say something about adulthood is getting
a Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You're kind of right.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
But at the same time, maybe there's an evolution because,
first of all, rich do you and your wife, being
newly we sent our Chrismas cards together?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Not only have we not, we haven't even talked about it.
It's not even been a consideration.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think that's one of the things you find out
before you propose if.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We do a religion political stance, and where are you on.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
A Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I think it's great the chance and asked me about it.
We don't have to do any any special pictures or
anything like that. So I think we're good.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well, you know, when we had the whole family together,
we're always we always had a Christmas card and my
wife worked on it for a long time. And now
you know, we have kids. They are in college, different
parts of the country, so it's kind of hard. So
we did take one good picture of the summer by chance,
and that was going to be our Christmas card. But
my wife's working on it. And you know, I'm a
Virgo first born, and I nitpick.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
And you're not happy with anything.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So she shows me the Christmas card photo that she
made up on whatever app that you make Christmas cards on, right,
and it's our picture, all of us, the five of us.
But then above us is like, you know, several Christmas
trees in the picture, right, like digital Christmas trees, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's just happening. Yeah, But to me, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Like, you know, there's the Christmas trees are too big
and it makes this picture small. We're the star of
the photo, not the Christmas tree. I go, can't you
find another border? And then it was like laptop shut,
heavy breathing.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Already tried eight other billion of borders, and that was.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The one she liked.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Did she all say, why don't you do it well?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Come day yesterday? This is two days ago yesterday. I go, hey,
so where are you on the Christmas card? And she's like, nowhere,
I don't have time anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
No, if she sent it out, you to be like
I told you, they should have been smaller.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Last year is different.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So then we're all going to be together for Christmas
this year. And she wants to take a Christmas card
photo for next year. But everyone everyone looked different next
year a year totally. I looked different now that last
year I changed more than.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Anybody with what with your procedures and stuff whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I have a bear, don't be gray hair, don't have
great hair.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Fat dinner, double gin, no, double gin, geez Louise
Good morning, Melody.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh hello John Day, Hi everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi, thanks for holding. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
So I was today. I was in the store, a
store when a man started kind of chatting me up
and flirting, and he was definitely good looking and very
i'll say, charming, okay, And at one point he said
to me, so, what are you like twenty two twenty three?
(00:29):
And when I said I'm actually I told him my
real age. I saw him visibly recoil like he was disgusted.
And I'm only thirty three years old.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
And also he was about fifty, but he.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Acted like he couldn't get away from me fast enough,
like my like, I don't know, seniorness was contagious.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
My god, he's clearly twenty years older than you.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Anyway, Yes, yes, it was bizarre, and he was also
clearly attracted to me. But the moment he found out
that I was so old, I'm thirty three, god forbid.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I'm like, did you run into Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I know, right, there's a guy I know.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
His name is Jim, and I think he's almost seventy
and he will not date a woman unless she's under forty.
And why well, I can't tell you why. I mean,
I can't tell you why, but it needs to be believed.
It's pretty graphic.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Ill, I know he's got a reason for it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
And it's like he's a medical professional and it's a
medical reason and he's like, I will not date a
woman unless she's under forty and here's why. Bah, And
I'm like wha, Like I'd never heard of that. But anyway,
he won't date her. And the thing is he dates
very attractive women all under forty.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Okay, I feel like you should maybe introduce yourself with
your friend to Melanie. Then since she's under forty, she
makes the guideline.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, it's like people have their preferences. I get it,
but like that was pretty rude reaction. Rude anyway, Yeah, Melanie, Sorry,
did you call.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Him on it at all at the end of the
convo or the flirt, No.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Because he literally ran away. He was like he booked
it out of there.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, you didn't want him anyways.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I mean, good news is that you look a lot
younger than you are. That's good, that's a true.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, but you can also keep me away from that
seventy year old Yeah, because that's.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Not my being you well, thanks for calling into sharing
that with us. Belly.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, love your show.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Thank you, have a great day.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah you too.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich. Big
news in the Christmas card world right on fud I.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Got my Christmas card.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I saw you post something in your stories or something
that was Christmas cardish, Like, are those the photos of
the outtakes?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Those were some of the photos.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yeah, So our photographer she's really awesome if you're looking,
and she's so sweet. She's like taken our family's pictures
I think for the last like ten years. Her name
is Anna Motsol, and she's so talented, like it doesn't
matter where we are, but she always makes the background
just look incredible, and she just knows how to pose
us and it's she's a delight to be around. She
(03:17):
actually had posted the pictures and then I sort of
reposted her saying, you know, like a big thank you
for just always being so sweet to our family. But
I ordered the pictures or the Christmas cards, oh like
on Black Friday, because you know how to get a
good deal, and they showed up at my house yesterday.
And now I'm like frantically trying to and it turns
out I'm out of my labels, so now I need
(03:38):
to buy more labels. But I feel this pressure to
get them out because it's already the tenth Yeah, at
this point, it's like who knows, Like I know the
USPS is probably getting bombarded with all these things, and
it's like I want them to show up on time,
and it's like stupid things getting was so late this year,
(03:58):
everything's hyper.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, well hopefully they it goes your way. I feel
like when you get to that level of adulthood to
be sending out Christmas cards, like that's so big time.
Like I'm not there yet, but I'll get there.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I still think, you know I said this before.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I still think you and Kadem should send that one.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
I've brought it so cute and he's like, why we're not.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Married or oh oh that hurts.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I agree with him, you don't need to do that.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I sent out Christmas cards with just me and my
dog at one point.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Okay, maybe I'll just pray this Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because you do colendar dog.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You can never look back at that and go, oh
that's whatever, but you look back at you Kadem. Oh
it didn't work out now I'm married to this guy,
and then the new husband is going to be why
do you have why do you even do Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But with him anymore?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
That's dark.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's like when I remember my wife and I got married,
when we took our pictures, I didn't want the guy
my sister was dating to being in our pictures because
she was just dating. I was like, how do we
know this guy's going to be around? Guess what, She's
not with them, that's not how she's married. And now
our wedding pictures look great because he's not in there.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I saw something.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
It was like a funny meme that was like just
a reminder to put all of your siblings significant others
that are just dating on the outside of the pictures.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
You can grub about it. Oh yeah, that's a great hack.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's so real because every year on my Facebook I
get on there and it's like a picture of our
group family and we always do like matching Christmas pajamas,
and my ex is in the pictures and it's in
the middle of the pictures and I don't want to
delete the post because I wanted up my family, But
why are you in my pictures?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Why did my momen do that outside so.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Smart genius face on that person's Hey, my work.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
What the joke you said you're gonna pull on kadem Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
My gosh, I have the funniest joke ever, and I've
done it a couple of times and it hasn't gone
over well for me. So there's this trend on TikTok
and basically, you go on there and you take a
bunch of pictures of your significant other and you post
them and you capture it. Everybody like, guess what you
think my boyfriend's name would be if you don't know him.
So all of these random people are commenting on these
(06:05):
pictures I've posted of Kadeem, and they're saying his names
like Deshaun and Carter and JaMarcus and all of these
hilarious Nobody's gonna guess his name because his name is
I think is a pretty unique name for the most part.
And so every time I see him and I remember
and I know he's walking in the door, I'll start
recording him and I call him by the name of one.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Of the colors that's pretty that's.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Passed me the butter.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I think it's hilarious. Doesn't like it's not enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, that's where I think the Christmas card comes in
handy you and kadem you send him out and you
say Merry Christmas from Peyton and JaMarcus, how.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Have you done? That is so great?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
That's the next time go on printing.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
There and somebody gave him a full name. JaMarcus Deshaun
Watson is his name.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It sounds like one of the names from Key and Peel.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
They're totally stereotype Patroltro. It's hilarious. It's so funny.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well, it's funny you say something about adulthood is getting
a Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You're kind of right.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
But at the same time, maybe there's an evolution because,
first of all, rich do you and your wife, being
newly we sent our Chrismas cards together?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Not only have we not, we haven't even talked about it.
It's not even been a consideration.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I think that's one of the things you find out
before you propose if.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We do a religion political stance, and where are you on.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
A Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I think it's great the chance and asked me about it.
We don't have to do any any special pictures or
anything like that. So I think we're good.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well, you know, when we had the whole family together,
we're always we always had a Christmas card and my
wife worked on it for a long time. And now
you know, we have kids. They are in college, different
parts of the country, so it's kind of hard. So
we did take one good picture of the summer by chance,
and that was going to be our Christmas card. But
my wife's working on it. And you know, I'm a
Virgo first born, and I nitpick.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
And you're not happy with anything.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So she shows me the Christmas card photo that she
made up on whatever app that you make Christmas cards on, right,
and it's our picture, all of us, the five of us.
But then above us is like, you know, several Christmas
trees in the picture, right, like digital Christmas trees, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's just happening. Yeah, But to me, I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Like, you know, there's the Christmas trees are too big
and it makes this picture small. We're the star of
the photo, not the Christmas tree. I go, can't you
find another border? And then it was like laptop shut,
heavy breathing.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Already tried eight other billion of borders, and that was.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The one she liked.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Did she all say, why don't you do it well?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Come day yesterday? This is two days ago yesterday. I go, hey,
so where are you on the Christmas card? And she's like, nowhere,
I don't have time anymore.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
No, if she sent it out, you to be like
I told you, they should have been smaller.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Last year is different.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So then we're all going to be together for Christmas
this year. And she wants to take a Christmas card
photo for next year. But everyone everyone looked different next
year a year totally. I looked different now that last
year I changed more than.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Anybody with what with your procedures and stuff whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I have a bear, don't be gray hair, don't have
great hair.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Fat dinner, double gin, no, double gin, geez Louise
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