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Now.
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I was telling Rich and Nick, our producer, I text
this morning. I was running late this morning because I
was chit chatting with my sister all morning long, because
she lives right in the middle of all those fires
in La. Like if you get on social media, you're
trying on TV all everybody's live from these fires everywhere, like,
and she's got her car packed and ready to evacuate.
My cousin evacuated already. And I guess all of La
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is like burning down right.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You guys do have anything about it.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
It started yesterday morning, I think around ten thirty in
the Pacific Palisades, and I guess within an hour it
was already two hundred acres that it had burned. They
have like a one hundred mile hour winds, so the
water that the firefighters are putting on the fire isn't
really helping put it out. And the area that it's in,
like a lot of celebrities live in that area, Tom Hanks,
Rita Wilson, Miles Teller, Reese Witherspoon, Adam Sandler, Steve Gutenberg,
(01:28):
who was in the Police Academy movie, and he was
actually out there helping the firefighters.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's scared. Well.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I called my sister because she's in the middle of
it right and she said her car was loaded. I
was like, can I want her to jump on there
with us right now? But I don't know if her
phone's cutting out. I don't know if it's the fire
or she just you know, can't speak.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Are you there, Ava, I'm here, okay?
Speaker 8 (01:52):
So how bad is it?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's terrible.
Speaker 9 (01:55):
It's so sad. It's the the.
Speaker 8 (02:03):
Wind is awful.
Speaker 9 (02:04):
It's just it's one of these things that and it's
my kids, you know, the rival.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh yeah, it's gotten out bad.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
The rival high school burned down.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I think it's really so they're saying that right now,
at this moment, winds are almost it points. They're almost
one hundred miles an hour, which you know that carries
those zemper super far, and they're they're losing about what
they call five football fields an hour to the fire.
Right now.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
The wind here was crazy last night, So I can't imagine, like,
I can't imagine what that's like, knowing there's a fire
pushing that windown.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Now get this. Noah on our show, Little Noah on
our show.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
He's taken Friday and Monday off right because I believe
his aunt passed away.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Is that what happened?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, my great aunt passed away. Sorry, ninety nine years
old though.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
So I walked into the back room to ask him
to pull some audio for me for something I'm wanna
do later, and he gives me that little rich barrel
hold finger, you know that when it bothers your dad bating.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
He's on the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
He's going right with you big time. So I go,
what's going on? He was on my aunt died, and
he was on the phone with Airbnb because the funeral
this weekend is in La where the fires are. Oh,
but it seems to not effect NOE because he's moving
forward as people are evacuating that area.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
He's going there, and then not only am I going in,
I'm driving in And I'm like, wait a minute, how
how Like.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
There's showed me that car on the movies where you
see all like literally all I see is the cars.
Speaker 10 (03:29):
Piled up just trying to get out. Yeah, he's gonna
be the one car.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, no, traffic, wouldn't you wouldn't the funeral be canceled
or something? People are evacuating there, and he was like dank.
He's like, I'm just stay in downtown La. I don't
think you can stay down I mean just smoke alone.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
First of all, they're showing cars on Sunset Boulevard that
the fire trucks had to basically bulldoze through so that
they could get to the fire. I don't I don't
know that that's a great place to go visit at
the moment.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
The original property that I was going to go stay
at it was in Topeka Canyon, and I was waiting
to see how bad it was going to get and
when I woke up this morning, I was like, okay,
so what's Airbnb's disaster policy?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And they were able to refund me on that property.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
And now I'm looking at downtown LA, which isn't going
to be much better, but I still think it's funny
if I go and then just like take pictures as
like selfies with the smoke behind.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
The people's houses burn down. Funny so funny over her
burndown photo albums.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Also, don't inhale. That's going to be bad.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I just don't know if you're going to be able
to get in. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
They shut down the freeways or whatever they What Ridge said.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Is and that's literally what's happening. People are leaving their
cars and running away from their cars, and the fire
department get through and they have bulldozers moving the cars
out of the way.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But here comes Noah.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Yeah, you would think you would reschedule the funeral. But
if your family lives in LA, so are they all
good or what?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah? I haven't heard anything yet. And because their house
is burned down, we might even be.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Trying to get tickets to be on. The price is right, so.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It lives like in a bubble. You just think you're
gonna get on the prices, right.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Is you're a being cremated because that might have already happened.
The fire is pretty strong.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
When I talked to Know about this this morning, he
walked and he's like, this is such a no thing.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Get this. I'm going to bank a canyon this weekend
and they just canceled my airbnb because they get there's
fires everywhere. He doesn't know that there's fires, but he's
gonna be the only person standing in your line for prices, right.
I bet you they canceling everything.
Speaker 10 (05:35):
They have to be You think you might want to
check into that.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Yeah, that's the.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Main reason I was calling my sister because I want
to know because no one said to stay downtown l A.
Like she said, she's there. Do you know if LA
is shut down? I was what I was gonna ask her,
but her phone disconnected or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I hope she doesn't wait to evacuate.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
So that's what she was up all night. They packed
her car, everything's packed ready to go. And as soon
as you get to a street called Montana, which is
right around the corner from her house, her street connects
to Montana. She as soon as the fire hits Montana,
they're supposed to evacuate. And this morning at three am,
I was on the phone with her and it hit Montana.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You're like, why are you still there?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Why you're still there? My cousin evacuated already.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
My cousin and her husband went and are now staying
at her husband's ex wife's house.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
That I'm like, wait, why is she still there?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I don't know. I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
My sister, that's my sister, man, She's stubborn. Go anyway,
So that's a little news update. So we'll follow up
what's going on with Noah this weekend and checking with
Noah on the weekend and see how he's how the
Price's Right's going on. Noah, You're unbelievable. All right, Kyle's
cotto Three things you need to Know.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
I'll tell you what emotional news could do to your
financial decisions next with John Jaye Rich.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
But it is John Jane Rich are live on the
free iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Kyle's got three Things we need to Know.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
This is one of those things where I saw the
headlines on social media and I was just like, what, Okay,
President electrom spoke for more than an hour yesterday, reiterated
his desire for the United States to acquire Greenland, the
Panama Canal, and even Canada. He also said, we're going
to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico
to the Gulf of America because it's a beautiful name
(07:19):
and it's appropriate.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
It's appropriate. Okay, whatever, can.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
We just do that? We can change it, call it
something else. Change all the maps. No more French fries,
American fries Den Bromlets, now the American outlet.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
We got the best golf, it's got the best hurricanes,
it's got the War of his water.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
So we talked a little bit earlier about the devastating
fires in California right now. It turns out emotional news
stories like that have a really strong impact on men's
financial decisions. They found after watching real life negative news stories,
men avoid financial risks even when the decisions are completely
unrelated to whatever it is the news was that they saw. However,
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the opposite was true for women whose decisions were unaffected.
It's like we see negative news and then the financial
it's a totally separate compartment in the brain.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
But for some reason that emotional.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Negative news gets guys like like the wall's closed then
is closed, that.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
They don't want to go and spend their money right now.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
They don't want to be risky.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
To me, I mean that part makes sense. I don't
understand how it doesn't affect but that would be a
woman thing. But I guess it's like we can't go
on vacation this summer. LA's on fire right now exactly.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It makes sense.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Yeah, it is something like that, and women are like, well,
we could go somewhere else on vacation. Speaking of money
and money choices, they can actually have a huge impact
on relationships.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
They said fifty eight percent of couples, that's over half
of couples make.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
This innocent mistake that can lead to divorce and it
involves money. Fifty eight percent of spouse is hide money
from their partners, which they call something almost as harsh
as physical infidelity financial infidelity. And when financial infidelity like
that takes place, it can really negatively impact your relationship
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and oftentimes lead to divorce.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
I know.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
I actually know a few people that like kind of
do this in a way. They like hide purchases and
hide spending and hide money coming in from their husband
so they don't have to like answer to him about.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
Like spending money on stuff like she want one of
my friends.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
She'll actually go to the grocery store and then like
she'll get cash back, but on the checking account it
just shows up, is like that's how much you.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Spend on groceries and then she's got an I know,
I don't know what show I just watched? What I
just watched the show where like the woman was a
billionaire but her husband didn't know or her Yeah she
was a billionaire because her dad was like super rich.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
What show? I watch it too? That's dead to me.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Oh no, good deed. Yeah, she doesn't want people flying
the hat because she just wanted her husband to love
her for her, so she didn't tell them she had
a who.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Is a billionaire At the end of one of the couples,
Lisa Kocher, Yes, that's what it was.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I was like, I just watched something.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Good guy and that. So just don't hide the money,
because well, unless you just want your relationship to fall apart, right,
you got to think about that. It's not maybe as
innocent as you think it may be. It could have
a very negative impact on your relationship. And that's three
things you.
Speaker 10 (10:23):
Need to know.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Peyton. What's the vibe for predictions today?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I mean we're talking about money right now, so I'm
going to tell you about your career and what today
means for it based on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
To get your sign read, you call us right now
eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.
Payton's Predictions is after spoen of Carpenter. It is time
for Peyton's predictions. You call us right now at eight
seven seven nine three seven one four seven get your
(10:53):
signed red Peayton, what you got?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
I'm going to tell you about your career and what
today means for it based on your zodiac sign. And
if it's your birthday today, you are a Capricorn and
you share a birthday with Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Stephen Hawking,
and Noah Cyrus.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
You know, I just read today that Elvis Presley when
he died, he was worth five million dollars and that's
his state is worth fifty five hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Crazy, I know, I know, Thomas. Good morning, what's your sign?
Good morning? And I marry you?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
So aries your vibe today is first in line for
that promotion. You are the CEO of your own life
and today is hyping you up to take some bold steps.
So slide into someone's DMS professionally, send that email, or
start your rise and grind montage because the stars are
saying that you are that ambitious friend and if you
act on it today, good things are going to be
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coming your way.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I appreciate that. Thank you. It's funny because I just
actually applied for a different job.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
So look at you that for you?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Hey, Thomas, do you go by Thomas or Thomas Thomas? Oh? Thomas?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Okay, because it was spelled Thomas, So I thought I
was as you've ever heard of Sippy? And do you
know who Zippien is?
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Oh? You do?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Okay? So you know? Oh okay, so you go by Thomas too.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Then Sippien is a show you used to watching as
a kid growing up in Mexico and he's a clown
and he had a song called Thomas.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
All right, man, I have a great day, brother, thanks
for calling in. How about for libras?
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Yeah, Kyle, my libra. Your motto today is collab is
the new currency. So today you are going to be
a networking goddess. Grab a coffee or tea for you
Kyle with a mentor, and charm your way into some
new opportunities. Balance work and play, but make sure to
sprinkle in some aesthetic vibes too.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Of course, always the aesthetic fund.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's a whole thing for you, all right. How about
for Pisces?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Rich, For Pisces, your vibe today is dream big but hustlesoft.
So today is your perfect vibe for your main character
fantasy see journaling your goals. Just go ahead and do it.
Listen to some music while reworking your resume. Big, yes,
just keep your head in the stars and your feet
on the ground.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Reworking resume.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
I don't know what that means. We get on it.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
What gifts? Hey, David, what's your signed, David Bull?
Speaker 12 (13:18):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (13:18):
My Taurus the bowl? Okay, Taurus. Today's mood for you
is to secure the bag, but do it with some vibes.
You know your worth, so make sure that you tax it.
A career coach might suggest to you networking, but you're like,
does brunch count and spoil alert? It absolutely does, So
keep cozy and make your LinkedIn glow today.
Speaker 13 (13:37):
Oh yeah, I haven't worked on that in a while.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
I guess I should get on it, yes, and.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Then go do brunch after.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Thanks David, have a great day. Thank you, David. That's
not the way the song goes. How about you for.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Leo's, Peyton, Yeah, so for Leo's today, for us, our
energy is main character at the office or in the
zoom call, So today is our chance to channel big
boss vibes. So whether that's a new ida, a power outfit,
or just a killer Jeff reply in the group chat,
we are making moves and everyone sees it. Okay, but
virgo yeah, virgo John Jay. Your vibe today is organized
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grind with caffeinated shine. Today is your super Bowl, So
make a plan, perfect that resume and crush your goals.
So just remember progress over perfection. Gen Z doesn't believe
in burnout, so neither should you. Looks like you and
Richnie to get together and redo your resumes today.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Man, maybe we do. Maybe we've got eleven months left
in our contract, you guys, so put the word out there.
Eleven months all right.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
We'd like to keep our courage job.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Thank you, Peyton. If you didn't get your sign read
you go to John Jay and Rich dot com and
they're all up there. Right now, I got a game
I want to play. I put the other game.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
I think this game is pretty topical right now, it's
like topical, right, but I think in the next couple
days it'll be even more topical.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
So I might break the game in half into two parts. Okay.
And I also think this game fun but really really hard,
really hard challenge. All right, we'll played after sciss No,
after scissor? Should we do now? Let's do what I
want to do now? Let's do it now? Okay? Oh yeah,
hold on, says I could wait for us. Hold on,
(15:17):
hold on, okay, hold on, all right, let's do here
we go.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
We're gonna play now because it's Tuesday Wednesday. Game Yesterday
on Netflix, the Jerry Springer documentary dropped.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Have you guys watched it? Have you heard about it?
It's freaking phenomenal and the best part is only two episodes.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Do you guys remember the Jerry Springer show?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
You on it? No?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I was on the Mory Public Show.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Everyone fights, say Jerry.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, okay, so it got that. You guys have to
watch the document The reason I say it's gonna be
topical later because I think it's gonna be number one
in a couple of days. It's that good and it's
so squid game good games already number two. Yeah, sucked
it out wrestling.
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Oh probably does everybody already binge squid Games. It's that
kind of show.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
So, in fact, I keep checking Netflix to see if
Jerry's number one. It'll be. It will be number one.
You guys will all watch it, you will all be
fascinated by the show. So what I'm gonna do is
I'm going to ask you.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
I'm going to give you the title of an episode
of Jerry Springer Show, and if you think it is
a Jerry Springer episode, you need to respond with If
it's not a Jerry Springer episode, you say not Jerry. Okay, Kyle,
I slept with two hundred and fifty one men in
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ten hours.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Jerry, Jerry Peyton.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
My favorite things.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Not Jerry, not juicy enough.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Not Jerry.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
In fact, it's one of Oprah's favorite things. Is that
rich gay parents disappointed in straight children.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah that's Jerry.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
No, it's not Jerry. When I ce you you hit
the sound, you got it wrong, You got it wrong.
I wonder who did that episode. That's weird, Kyle Hot topics.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
No, that's Wendy Williams.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Nope, that's the regular segment on the View. Or it
could be william It's not a lot. I mean hot topics.
People do it all the time. But it is not
Jerry Springer Peyton. I married a horse.
Speaker 7 (17:22):
Oh, that's insane. Not Jerry.
Speaker 10 (17:26):
What I thought Jerry Springer was the You are not
the father, Jerry.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Spring In two thousand and four, Jerry Springer introduced to
What the World Too Got named Mark a farmer who
I mean, it's it's all of the documentary and it's
so disgusting. He brings the horse out on stage. It's
his wife. He married the horse. But that's when the
show took off and became number one and beat Oprah. Wow,
it was crazy, Kyle. I married my scarecrow and it's
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cheating on me.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Jerry, Jerry, It is not Jerry hot This is a
hard game.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Scarecrows are very loyal.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Rich. You slept with my stripper sister. Oh that's Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, No, No,
that was just me accusing you of something. No, that
is Jerry Peyton. My dog's psychic and he says you're
a liar.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
Oh, Jerry, Jerry.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
It is not Jerry.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
I just like saying, Jerry, Kyle, I cut off my manhood,
Jerry Jery.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
In nineteen ninety seven, guest Earl Z appeared to discuss
his decision to cut off his own male organ with
a pair of garden shears. Oh my god, they discussed
that on the show too.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
It was this show not on It sounds amazing.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
It got canceled twenty eighteen when the main the thing
is Jerry Springer was a nice guy. The people behind
the scenes. It's crazy how these people treated the guests
on the show to make it was all about fights.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's you guys, got to watch it. Peyton.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
My boyfriend only loves me when I'm wearing a Pande costume.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
Jerry Jerry, not Jerry Rich.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Woman in labor confronts mistress.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Mmm, not Jerry.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
It's Jerry.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Because big time comforting Kyle.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
I'm pregnant by my brother, Jerry. I love is illegal, Peyton, Help,
my baby is texting.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
My ex Okay, not Jerry.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Not Jerry Rich. I'm a breeder for Division one babies.
Oh Jerry, Jerry not Jerry.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
I know a couple of girls.
Speaker 14 (19:48):
I act like that and feel that way about that.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I'm a breeder. I'm a breeder for the clan. Was
a Jerry Springer. Kyle, my ex is a professional funeral crasher,
not Jerry, not Jerry Peyton. My grandma's secret boyfriend is
Santa and he's real, not Jerry, not Jerry Rich. I
found out my fiance moonlights as a professional zombie. Jerry,
(20:12):
not Joe, Kyle, Zach the seventy pound baby, Jerry j.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Peyton.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Black supremacts versus white supremacts.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Jerry, Jerry Jerry Rich.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Holiday holiday table makeovers, helping families prepare for festive celebrations.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Well, that would be the worst Jerry Springer episode.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Not Jerry, not Jerry. He would never But.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
You know, funny thing is that they show at the
beginning of the Jerry Springer episode, it was of the
show was those type of shows, and it was losing
into ratings. So they hired this producer guy that used
to write the headlines for tabloid magazines, and he turned
the whole thing around.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He did, But did he come up with this paternity test?
I have two lovers, not Jerry Jerry Peyton. Surprise, I
married an Ivy League graduate, not Jerry. Not Jerry Rich.
You know why I don't want sex. I'm banging your
(21:19):
ex Jerry, not Jerry. Oh really it might be a
John J. Rich episode. Yeah, it seems pretty right for us.
Kyle's secret mistress is confronted.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Definitely Jerry when.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
You watch the documentary at the end of this episode,
because it led to murder.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
After the shows.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
After the show, it is crazy. But you know, one
of the big things was like all the stuff was
actors and fake It's all real, all these people.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It is crazy. So I highly recommend the Jerry Springer
documentary on Netflix. Rich, what do you got for life Hacks?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Well, this is kind of a big deal for us.
It's the hack to doing a proper apology, a good
holiday holiday. A good apology hack is Weday and.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
You wake up.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
John Jay and Rich wake you up.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Cap for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information
and Rich has live hacks. Do you know what season
started today? And I'm surprised you haven't brought it up yet?
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Kyle the Winter Solstice Girl Scout Cookie season. Oh, we're
not in that anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You're not they got right.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
No, that's not our world anymore, Addy Quick Girl Scouts,
so I would not be selling any Girl Scout.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
It's officially Girl Scout Cookie season again, and all the
classics will be returning.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
But this will be the final run for s'mores and
toast Yea's glad. That doesn't affect you anymore. It doesn't
affect us either.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
I hope they bring back the Savannah smiles. Those lemon
ones are so good.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I still like the classic thin mint.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Yeah, those are always good.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Frozen glitter pickles or glickles for short or all the
rage on TikTok you dump a bunch of edible glitter
in a pickle jar and enjoy the fanciest pickle ever.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
I feel like Peyton should have already done that.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Yeah, I've seen the glickle the trend quite often, and
I'm obsessed with it. I think it's great.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
I think it's Remember I told you guys yesterday how
I'm supposed to go to lunch my friend Greg. Yes,
I was trying to avoid it as much as I could,
and the last conversation I think I had off airs.
I picked a restaurant way up north, so he wouldn't
want to go, but he wanted to go. So I
went to lunch with them, and he showed up with
the jar pickles.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Look at this like what it goes? I made these?
These are for you special Japanese spicy pickles.
Speaker 10 (23:37):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Friends were delicious.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
I don't know why, Well, I say, with quick, So
I go.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
So we're supposed to go to lunch, right, So I
was trying to postpone it, and I was like, let's
just go next week. Maybe we can go for a
walk or go for a hike, or do you want
to work out with me? We'll go next week. And
he goes, I'd love to do that with you next week,
and I said great. Like an hour later he goes,
he goes, so are we still on for today?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Whoa?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Whoa, whoa, yeah, whoa. He says, we could walk to
the chop shop from his house.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
No, it's not too far. He lives right right next
to it. That's next. Yeah, so next week I'm doing that.
Now that's not like a block.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
He can get you do two fans.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
I can't get out of it now. Wow, well, especially
he's gonna get me more pickles.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Get this?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
So I said, what why are you making all these
pickles and stuff? And he makes salsa too. He found
this website and it's it's called Oh I got I
remember the name of it, but it's a where I
guess every week there's a different spot. You pay twenty
dollars and he buys seventy dollars worth of vegetables. Seventy
pounds worth of vegetables.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
For twenty dollars.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Yeah, that's a good deal.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, it's called uh downloads Borderlands. I was gonna say
bountiful baskets. No, he does, Oh damn Borderlands produce. It's
so sick. You pay like you literally sign.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Up for it in the middle of the week and
then they load up a whole thing of like all
the like tomatoes, Yeah, all the stuff, and you get
like two huge boxes for like twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
That's exactly yeah, I go. I go, so what do
you do with all the fruit vegetables?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
He goes, Well, that's why I'm making you this stuff,
because he has all this stuff, and he's got he's
got to make all this all this fruit.
Speaker 10 (25:07):
It could up being too much vegetable.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
That's what I said. But he goes, But then you
don't want to waste it, so you make pickles, jars
and jars of pickles.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
All right. The average US commuter lost forty three hours
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Speaker 5 (25:23):
A video of a twenty two year old Hooters waitress
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Speaker 7 (25:32):
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Speaker 10 (25:39):
Of heat, bro, Bro, I got a.
Speaker 14 (25:42):
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Speaker 7 (25:48):
We'll do anything for you.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
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Speaker 10 (25:57):
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Speaker 10 (26:02):
Sophia's quit of god like two seconds. Hey, that's a
nerve bro.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Anyway, she did not get out of the.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
We're gonna make out. That's like a breathalyzer.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Uh, this is a cool story.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
The Hershey Bears hockey team did their annual Teddy Bear
Toss on Sunday and it broke their own record. Fans
showed up with stuffed animals to toss on the ice
after the home team scores his first goal, and here's
what happened.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Scarbos shoots, it's gone crying on the sweet codding.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I am Mike. Scarbos up takes the furn fly it's
teddy bear toss bedlam in hershead.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Now you can throw those teddy bears and what inside
it is?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Here?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It chocolate down bury creatures of all kinds raining down
onto the ice.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
The king.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So the teddy bear toos looking at said a New
World recruit.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
And they did one hundred and two thousand, three hundred
and forty three teddy bears.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
I saw this on TikTok yesterday and it was a
video from like someone in the stands point of view
that was like pretty close to the ice, and so
there's so many teddy bears being thrown. This girl is
getting like pelted with teddy bears because they weren't making
it onto the ice because she's like right in front
of it.
Speaker 10 (27:17):
It was actually hilarious.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
So she's throwing teddy bears everywhere.
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Speaker 5 (28:21):
Last time I was getting ready for bad, my wife's
like on her phone and she says, I found that.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Thing Kyle's talking about for the Vision.
Speaker 10 (28:29):
Boards Vision Word magazine.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, she found it. And then she's like, going, wait
a minute, which one was it?
Speaker 10 (28:34):
She said to me, so many of them?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
I know, Well, here's how she figured. She goes, which
one wasn't? I go, I don't know, I don't know
what And she goes. She said it was seventeen dollars.
Is that what we said?
Speaker 10 (28:43):
I think it was like seventeen fus.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So she was looking for the seventeen dollars one and
think she got it.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
You know what I did is I actually just went
on Amazon and I searched vision Board magazine, and then
I just picked the one that I thought looked like
it would have the most stuff that I would like
in there.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
So I think that's what.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
You do, just search vision board magazine and then pick
one that you feel like maybe the aesthetics of the
cover works for you.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
What did you find when you're looking through your old planners?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I was it was like a moment you guys yesterday
where I felt like, I don't know, I think this
is like my lucky day and I need to go
get a lottery ticket or something.
Speaker 10 (29:15):
Because to get inspiration for.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
My vision board, I looked back at a couple of
my old planners, which is where I keep the little
vision board so that I can see it every day
when I'm planning.
Speaker 10 (29:24):
And I like, at the very back of.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
My planner from twenty twenty three, I have this soul
pocket and little stickers go inside of it.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
I'm like, oh, stickers, I'll use this for the new one.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
And I take it out and in there is forty dollars.
How two twenty dollars bills in the back pocket of
my planner that has now been sitting there for two years.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Oh geez, wow, I used to get excited and I
find a dollar or something like that.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
No, Oh my gosh, how did.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
You not tell Scott?
Speaker 10 (29:56):
How did I not know that? Like?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Like, how was I not like, where's my forty dollars?
Speaker 10 (30:01):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
What did I put that back there for that I
didn't end up purchasing? And now I feel like this
pressure or a responsibility maybe of like what should I
do with this forty dollars?
Speaker 10 (30:13):
This is like I've been blessed with forty dollars?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Like do I use it for something selfish and could
just go buy something frivolously? Or since I didn't feel
like I had this money, do I go like take
this as like a random act of kindness and.
Speaker 10 (30:27):
Just spread the love and pay it forward.
Speaker 6 (30:29):
I had this great moment, it made me feel great,
So let me take this money and make somebody else
feel great with it.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
I haven't done anything with the forty dollars, yet.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
I'm like put it in saving that.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I would say, you could put it next your.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
That'll be manifesting good luck to your bank account.
Speaker 12 (30:42):
I know.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
But then I feel like I should do like maybe
I'll take half, like do twenty dollars and do something
good with it and then take the other twenty dollars
in saving.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Okay, Or you can have to lunch.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, let your taco bell with all of it.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Oh yeah, hurrazy for lunch is on me?
Speaker 10 (30:55):
Tako about you guys? For everyone?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
What a high that must be to find forty dollars,
you know, like literally when you find one or something
like that, you get all excited, or like if I
find quarter, I get all excited, Like.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
You know, like sometimes you find like a couple bucks
in your pocket or something and you do you laundry
forty dollars dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
But like you said, you put it there for a reason.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
So it was like, you know, because that's two twenties,
you know what I mean, That's not eight fives.
Speaker 10 (31:17):
I know, but it was like two years ago. I
can't remember.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You're like, at the end of the year, I'm going
to purchase this with this money. And you'd forgot what
it was, so maybe you put it in the back
of this year's planner for next year so you could
be surprised all over again.
Speaker 10 (31:28):
I probably won't find.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
It for another two years because I actually realized something
about myself when I was looking at my old planners.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
I only get planners every two years.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Because I think I do it, and then I give
up on it, and then the next year I'm like,
I didn't really, I didn't really stick with that. I
probably shouldn't buy one, and then the next year I'm like,
I'm getting my life together again. So I have one
from twenty twenty one, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
And now a new one in twenty five.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
What if you owed somebody forty dollars and every day
they come in here and there.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
No, I I definitely it wouldn't be that because if
I ever owe, like anytime, if ever ow people money,
it like eats me up a live until I pays.
So I definitely know I wouldn't space that someone's like.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Where's my forty dollars?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
When yesterday at the dollars.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
I thought I was going crazy.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yesterday, So I'm at the dollar store and uh, like
over the loudspeakers like Kyle who, And I'm like what
And I'm like that was weird and so definitely they're
not talking to me in the dollar store. I'm just
looking for some tissue paper and whatnots. So I keep
walking and it's like Kyle, and I'm like, why can't
(32:34):
I understand the next thing they're saying.
Speaker 10 (32:37):
After they say my name? Who's calling me? I'm like,
should I go to the front?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Like maybe I maybe I dropped my ID and they're
calling me to the front or something right, And then
they say it again, almost very frustrated, Kyle. We need
you at the front. A customer needs two gallons of water.
And I'm like, do they want me to get together.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Into the so look, I can.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
Actually see you walking.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
God, I know, I don't know where the owls the
water the water self checkout.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
You're practically working there already.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
You go get two gawns of water bring up to
the front. I'm assuming there's someone that named Kyle.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Assumed like the next announced, they did another announce because
whoever this Kyle was that worked at this dollar store
wasn't paying a ducheon and was like, customer is waiting
Kyle and so I'm like.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Well, the other Kyle saw you there and thought you're
gonna bring up the water. She's got it.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
My name is Kyle. So was it? Oh? You never?
Speaker 10 (33:42):
You never, because I was like, I don't think that's
for me.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
If you saw somebody run with two gowns of water,
you're like, that must be Kyle.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
It weren't in my aisle, but I'm assuming that's what happened,
because that was the customer is waiting was the last announcer.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
No one named Kyle was in your aisle.
Speaker 10 (34:01):
The coile was not in my eye.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
He might have been there all the while.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Moment, though I definitely.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Was around a mile crazy.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
He's not answer because he sees you thinks you're gonna
handle it all.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Okay, So you found forty dollars, you go to the
dollar store, and then you went and go and then
you went to the dermatologist.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
Well that was another reason why I thought I was
going crazy, because so I do like a yearly skin
check because I've had a skin cancer, like a basil
cell skin cancer like in my hairline before, and they
actually had to remove almost a quarter size from the hairline, and.
Speaker 10 (34:35):
So I got I got to stay on top of it, right.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
So I went in for a skin check and they
were like, come back in four months, and we have
to recheck this. There's a little thing that we're concerned
about on the tip of my nose. So I was
about three months ago. I believed my appointment was a
certain day and I looked at my calendar and the
appointment was the day before.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
So I missed it.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
I totally spaced it. They charged me fifty dollars for it.
But I called in and I was like, oh, I
feel so stupid. I for some reason, thought it was today.
It was yesterday in my bag. Can I reschedule? So
I rescheduled and I put it down in my calendar,
and I've like I've been hypervigilant, like I.
Speaker 10 (35:12):
Know that it's this appointment is Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
I have to be there at noon on Tuesday, noon
on Tuesday, and I keep looking at it and reminding
myself because I don't want to forget again. So yesterday,
I'm sitting here at work because I'm like, I'll just
kill some time at work before I have to be there,
because then I won't get distracted anywhere and I'll just go.
So I'm sitting at work and I get a text
and it's like, we're excited to see you for your
At this point, it's eleven eleven.
Speaker 10 (35:36):
We're excited to see you for your appointment at eleven.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
And I was like, what, what was my appointment at
eleven and not noon? And I'm like, quickly, look, I
look back at my calendar and I'm like, no, it's noon,
but I better leave right now, just in case. So
I speed over there right and all my way over there,
I'm like, I don't know the exact address, so I'm
kind of looking through the emails they send, and in
the email on the calendar it's at noon. And in
(35:59):
one of the emails they sent with the address, it's like,
your appointment is at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
And I'm like, oh my gosh, how could I freaking
do this again?
Speaker 6 (36:07):
Like was it a daylight Savings time thing? Did my
calendar just change the time because daylight Saving Time changed over?
That's what I thought too, So I run in. I
get there at eleven forty and I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I thought my appointment is at noon, but but there's
something in your email that says eleven. I'm just hoping
can you still get me in because I missed my
last appointment. I felt really bad, and she goes, hold
on a second, she types in her computer.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
She goes, no, your appointment's at noon, And I was like,
just put you.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Through literally okay, So then the appointment's quick.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
She's like, oh, that spot looks great.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
When we froze it off last time, it looks like
it cleared it up.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Nothing to be concerned about.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Let's schedule your follow up for your actual yearly full
body skin check. I go great, so I check out,
I go home, and last night I get a text
from the dermatology place.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
I kid, you not sorry you missed your appointment today.
Excuse me? My appointment cost me three hundred dollars. I
definitely did not miss it.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
So now I have to call them today and be like,
maybe myoment wasn't a leven.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I think that scheduling software is a little wunk. I
think they had a.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Glitch in the matrix that doesn't happen on your Apple
Watch or your Apple throwing.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
I know, well, maybe I should switch to Apple Never.
So it was a day yesterday. I literally was like,
it's what is this.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Like I'm going and seeing I hope you got an apple.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
I didn't, but I will do that today.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Okay, Tyler, Hi, thanks for holding you on the air.
Speaker 12 (37:42):
Hey, thank you guys for taking my call.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
I appreciate it. Man, what's up.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
I'm in kind of a.
Speaker 15 (37:47):
Weird, sticky situation and I just kind of wanted to
do get the advice and maybe your listeners are going.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
To tell you if I'm on the right path here.
Speaker 14 (37:53):
Sure, so, man, this is kind of hard to talk about.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
So I was with this this girl.
Speaker 16 (38:02):
We were dating for like like two years, and I
feel terrible about it, Like it's like the one of
my biggest re rest of my life.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
Like I cheated on her and like I.
Speaker 14 (38:14):
Feel awful about it. But I mean like the relationship
was ending anyway, Like things were bad, Like we really
like it just didn't feel good anymore. We'd like they
would feel like roommates more than like partners, you know,
And so we're obviously not together anymore.
Speaker 12 (38:31):
That sort of ended things when she found out. And
but like like about like eight nine months ago, she
was like really bad in credit card debt and I
lent her a thousand dollars to pay off one of
her credit cards, and like it was always understood that
(38:53):
she was gonna pay me back, and now that like
the relationship is over, like I still I still want money,
Like that's a thousand dollars.
Speaker 16 (39:01):
It's a lot of money.
Speaker 14 (39:02):
That's like half my rent right now.
Speaker 16 (39:03):
So like I don't know how to go about getting
it back from her. Like my sister says I shouldn't
do it at all. She says, that's the price of cheating.
But like, come on, that's a thousand dollars. Like I'm
not just gonna let.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
That money go away, right, There's no way you're getting
that money back. There's no way.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
There's no way.
Speaker 6 (39:20):
It's like because I'm thinking about, like you know, every
time that I've watched Judge Judy and something like this
has come up, Like did you have an actual contract
like that she was going to or was it just
sort of understood that while you were in the relationship
she would pay you back. Because if the relationship is
now over, maybe that that that verbal contract would be
no and void.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Sorry, sound like you got busy doing something walked away
like you were cheating on us. Now, what's another phone call?
Speaker 14 (39:48):
I would never a cheat on you.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Guys.
Speaker 15 (39:52):
I mean, I mean, like, yeah, there wasn't like a
written contract or anything, but I mean, like you know,
I mean we made an agreement that like here's this money,
like I know you need this now. I don't like
need this money now, but like I'm gonna expect you
to pay me back. We never had like joint finances
or anything like that. I mean, I would have never
let my folk into that kind of debt.
Speaker 9 (40:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
And how long were you dating?
Speaker 9 (40:14):
A little over two years?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Getting that money back. I don't think you should ask
the money back. I think, like your sister said, that's surprise.
There's a TV show. Have I talked about it? It's
called Don't Die on Netflix?
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Yes, you have talked about it a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
The guy sold Venmo for billions. He's worth a billion
or more dollars. And this one of the stories to
get into is it was hard for him to start
dating again because he was divorced, right and his son
lives with them, and he decides to start dating a
him and he dates this girl for a while, she
gets sick and they break up, and now she's suing
him for two hundred and ninety million dollars, saying you
(40:47):
promised me that you would take care of me the
rest of my life and you didn't. And he was like,
I gave you five thousand dollars a month for two
years to go find a place to take care, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
Like, and she is like coming out after him with
lawsuits and the league. Yeah, I know, I know. So
now he's like afraid to start dating in but then
he goes out on a date but it doesn't work
out because he's so weird.
Speaker 7 (41:08):
Yeah, gykin, Yeah, I don't know. I feel like if
I put myself in your position and my boyfriend loan
me one thousand dollars and then he cheated on me,
I would be like, you can kick rocks. That money's gone.
I spent it on a present to make me feel
better because you're so terrible.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
So like, ethically he should not ask for it back.
But if he does ask for it back, if I
was her, I would be grudgingly paid back because I
would I would want that on my conscious that I
owe somebody money.
Speaker 7 (41:43):
Well, yeah, probably too, because you're like, okay, now I
can really wipe my hands clean now, don't have to
deal with you ever again got your money. I have
all my stuff. I would not Yeah, I mean I
personally I don't think I would get back the money,
but I can understand that that viewpoint.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
I was a boyfriend that cheated on me and I
took his bed because I needed a bed when I
moved doubt and he was like.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Can I my bed back?
Speaker 6 (42:01):
And like, heck no, it was never my bed.
Speaker 10 (42:04):
He wanted his bed back. I said, no way, it's
my bed.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Now that is that still? You still have that bad.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
I still have that bed to this day.
Speaker 10 (42:17):
It's a great bed. It's really comfortable, all.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Right, dude, Well, Tyler, I would say, don't ask for
the money. Don't.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
That's like, yeah, it's adding insult injury.
Speaker 12 (42:29):
Because it's so much money.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Though, like he screwed up, bro asked for it back then,
I don't leak. You should back. I don't think the
worst that could happen if I asked for it back.
What's the worst that could happen.
Speaker 7 (42:43):
You're not going to get it, she says, No, Karma.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Karma is strong, dude.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
I say, I try to do, try to do the
best thing, the nicest thing of all time, all the time.
Speaker 14 (42:53):
That's what I get for trying to save her credit karma.
Speaker 10 (42:56):
You get for screwing around.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
All right, Tyler, we got a game, John, ty and Rich.
Good morning, Maggie. Thanks for holding Hi, No problem, what's
going on?
Speaker 9 (43:08):
Okay? So I just have the craziest first date story
for you guys.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Love it?
Speaker 9 (43:12):
Are you sitting down for the.
Speaker 17 (43:17):
I matched with this guy on a dating app, doesn't
matter which one, but he was so hot, so I
was so excited when we got to the restaurant.
Speaker 9 (43:27):
I was like, he is so funny, he was like charming.
I was like, are you like in a Marvel movie?
Like he was that amazing.
Speaker 17 (43:35):
So we went to one of those places. It's like
a fancy restaurant like Olive Garden but better.
Speaker 9 (43:43):
It's the best way to describe it.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
I don't I don't know.
Speaker 17 (43:45):
I'm not a fancy restaurant person.
Speaker 9 (43:49):
But I was like, I'm gonna make this guy fall
in love with me. So it was like a trendy
place downtown and we were having like fun panter. Everything
was going great over the first drink and then the
breadsticks came out. So I don't know about you, guys,
but like they they actually just kind of like primal
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instinct in me. And I was like halfway through the
second one when I remember that I was on a
date and I looked up, you know, and he just laughed,
was like, oh, you must really love bread and I
just I was like, yeah, it's kind of my thing,
and he was just like, you're thing.
Speaker 17 (44:29):
I was so mortified. So I just, like, you know,
like any sane person just like went.
Speaker 9 (44:35):
Right into a huge line to try to dig themselves
out of a hole. So yeah, I doubled down. I
was like, yeah, it's really like my thing, like ever
since I was a kid. My parents like, you're so good.
Speaker 17 (44:44):
Eating breadsticks, you should like look into this as a career.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
So I got into being a competitive breadstick eater. So
that's like my other job that I didn't mention on
the dating app, right, like this is my passion.
Speaker 17 (44:58):
So yeah, I just kept going because he was like,
oh cool, like you just well, he like seemed impressed,
but I was like, yeah, I want some regional competitions.
I had like the best trophy that I ever won
was shaped like a baguette.
Speaker 9 (45:11):
It was so cool. My record is thirty seven bread
sticks the every ten minutes. And then he looks through
denzy eye.
Speaker 17 (45:19):
I swear to god, he goes, oh, that's crazy. My
sister's a competitive either. What's your ranking?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Oh well he could be lying though too. You never know.
Speaker 9 (45:29):
Oh I didn't even think of that. Oh my god.
So I was just like, oh my ranking. I was like,
I'm retired now my last They do a different there.
I don't speak Italians, I don't remember the numbers. Anyway,
I was so wedding, so hard. But the rest of
the day was still fun. And he texted me the
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next day and he was like, I had a great time.
I thought it was cool. You were so passionate about breadsticks.
But he never went out again recover from that.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
What I wondered, I mean, do you think he thought
you were lying? Or he do you think he thought
you were telling the truth?
Speaker 9 (46:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (46:13):
I mean I did a better job explaining it then
than right now.
Speaker 9 (46:16):
Actually, I think playing along.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I think he's playing along with you. And then I think,
you know he was.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
When he said when he brought up his sister, he's
probably playing along. And then the text the next day,
like what what was It was like, hey, let's go
out again or no?
Speaker 17 (46:35):
But he I mean he was just nice.
Speaker 9 (46:36):
He didn't say anything about like going out again. Maybe
I should have said something or made a joke out
of it. Yeah, that window has passed.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
Ouny.
Speaker 9 (46:46):
No, it was so bad because we were like in
the middle of that conversation and then like the water
comes up and refills the basket of breadsticks and he
hadn't even.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
Hot any yet.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
As my said says, bread is the enemy.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
It's so good.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
That's so funny though that like your brain just goes
to breadstick eating competitor.
Speaker 9 (47:10):
I don't know why where did you come?
Speaker 8 (47:14):
So?
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Do you think that made you? Said? The plan was
you're gonna make him fall in love with you. Do
you think that did it?
Speaker 9 (47:20):
I guess not. I'll have to try hot dog eating contest.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
It's a great story, Maggie. Thank you for sharing it
with us.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Than a great day you too.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
It's John j and Rich John Jay and Rich. Maggie. Oh,
I'm sorry, Taylor. You have a suggestion for Maggie.
Speaker 9 (47:44):
Hey, Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Good morning?
Speaker 9 (47:47):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
So Maggie, we gotta we gotta give it another try.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Say that again. You cut out. I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (47:57):
Sorry times you guys should do it. Second date update
for her.
Speaker 10 (48:01):
Okay, that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Come on and we can maybe they could do it together,
like breadstick eating contests together.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, it did lack a little closure for me too.
I get what you're saying, Taylor. It's like, well, where
are we now? Well why not? Why not follow up
on that?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Right, that's a good idea. So I know we're not
good following through, so we need to follow up her.
Speaker 10 (48:26):
She's down, if she's down for it, all right, thanks.
Speaker 9 (48:28):
Taylor, all right, have a good day, guys.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
By I was gonna I thought this.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Was so funny because I saw this headline and in
my head I answered the headline. It was like, David
Schwimmer says, friends fans still yell something at him, and
immediately in my head I heard it, What do.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
You think it is? Pivot? So I was like, that's
got to be it, right, that's got to be it
and what else could it be? Right? So I listened
to the clip.
Speaker 11 (48:56):
I got a lot of random people shouting pivot at me. Yeah,
sometimes it's startling, but also it's just a reminder that
the series lives on which.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Pivot. Smile on my face.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Anyway, we're gonna pivot from that story to Rich giving
us on an update on being a stepdad.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, you know me Rich ak Mark Mark.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
And if you're to follow along with the story, if
the name Mark comes up is if the rich got
married and he became a step dad.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
I joked that his stepdad's name should be like Mark
is now where he joked that it's his stepdad's call
you Mark? Sometimes my dad Mark.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Sometimes step kids say hey, Mark, like did you throw
away my sandwich? Did you throw it by Jersey mics.
I'm like, yeah, man, it was sitting on the counter,
smelled like onions, thought it was two days old. I
threw it away.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
It's like when you try to be a dad comes
you're like, hey, I was school today. Uh it was whatever.
Mark Like, you're not my dad. What's going on with him?
Speaker 9 (50:07):
Well?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
There are great kids, but the youngest. The youngest one
is very quiet. He doesn't really say a whole lot.
I don't really have a lot of long conversations. The
other one we talk a lot. We're in we're in sync,
we agree on the same things. The youngest one, I
really don't know what he's about. He basically comes up
from the basement when his door dash arrives and that
he goes down and plays video games like at a
lot of fifteen year olds. Right, But it's time to
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learn how to drive. And I have offered my services
and Stacy has taken me up on it. So I
am going to teach my youngest, the youngest stepchild, how
to drive.
Speaker 7 (50:39):
And does he not have a dad, I can help
him drive.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, but nobody wants that job like I. But I
taught my other kids how to I taught my kids
how to drive, all of them and they did okay,
nobody's had any accidents or speeding tickets yet. But when
I was thinking about it, I was thinking about my
dad teaching me how to drive. The very impatient and
hostile Frankie Serafino bra So the first thing he told
me after we just pull out of the driveways, like Richard, you're.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
The most dangerous thing on the road. You are.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
So we come up to a stop sign. Instead of
him saying stuff like when we come up to the
stop sign, you need to put on the brakes, he
would just go brace, scare the crap out of me,
and then I would forget the break and then I'd
rolled through the stop sign. So we're starting, uh, and
we're starting in Stacy's car too, because she would like
him to learn how to drive her car. But then
I realized, I don't want to go in Stacy's car.
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I bet it's a mess. I haven't even looked inside it,
and like five weeks, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to
take him in my car because I know that my
car is clean and it's safe.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
Hers.
Speaker 3 (51:38):
She's got like a full Sephora in the dash in
the middle dash, and then on the side it is
every single beverage from every fast food. There's a frozen
there's a Freddy's frozen custard, like three day old Dia
Coke sitting over there.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
There's probably some Starbucks.
Speaker 10 (51:52):
Definitely makes the car dangerous. No, definitely.
Speaker 7 (51:55):
I was gonna say, though, Rich, like, I feel like
Stacy's car would be a lot easier to drive because
you drive like a monster truck.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
That's right. But he's getting a truck.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
He's getting like an old, like two thousand and three
Chevy Silverado or something, so he needs to learn the
driving of a truck rules, and Mom's not gonna be
able to well, I mean, some moms but Stacy can't
teach that. She's afraid of my truck. She will not
drive my truck. So I guess we start this weekend
and I will have video and full updates for you guys.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
It's gonna be so he's down like that being the
good step dad.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
He's he's down, and I think it's gonna be awkward
and hilarious at the same time.
Speaker 6 (52:27):
Well, I'm just wondering, John Jay, what would that sound
like in the car if you put a camera in
Whilst Rich aka stepdad Mark is teaching.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Make a left to mark this parking lot right here,
just take your time through the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
About Mark, what do you drive? Why do I need
to learn to drive? Mark?
Speaker 3 (52:49):
I could take an Uber We've got Uber heats. It
comes to the house. I didn't need to drive anywhere
to get anything.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Well, that's very exciting, Rich, I can't wait to see
the videos. Deal.
Speaker 7 (53:00):
That's really nice of you to do that.
Speaker 10 (53:01):
It's kind of be a bonding moment.
Speaker 7 (53:03):
That's what I was going to say. You guys are
going to be best sies by the end of it.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
And then maybe like if we need to get away
a car, I got a guy got my driver.
Speaker 5 (53:10):
Driving though it's like, uh, my wife, now, I don't
know what happens after being married for a long time,
but she really exaggerates, like the danger of being in
my passenger.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
You know what I'm saying, this noisy that Oh yeah.
Now now she put her hands up in front of
her face, like you know when a car breaks the brake.
Lights go way ahead of me, like way ahead, and
we're driving in Hawaiian. She did, I go, you know what,
I go.
Speaker 5 (53:35):
It may it's very frustrating when you do that because
there's no danger and she doesn't say anything like it's
come to the point here where it happens here. I
almost want to say, from now on, you drive your car,
I'll drive my car.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
We'll meet something the other, because it's so like I think.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
I think when you ride with your your sick other,
they either overgive you directions or don't give you directions
to the places they know how to get to. But
you've never been to dude.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Over giving directions. Get this.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
So we're in Hawaii driving and we've got Siria on
telling us where to go right. So Syria'd be like,
you know, at the light, make a left. She'll go
make a left.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Up, here's a stop sign. We're going to make a right,
and then we said, she goes make a right at
the stop sign. I'm like, hey, I'm hearing it, and
I'm looking at it like I don't need you to
repeat what I'm seeing and what I'm hearing. Like it's
the weirdest thing.
Speaker 10 (54:23):
Had some hearing issues.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
It's the opposite. I'll be driving us to one of Stacy's,
my wife's friend's house, and she'll be looking at her
phone and I'll be like, do you want to tell
me where to turn? She's like, oh, it was back there.
I'm like, why didn't you tell me? Because there are
a pair of shoes on sale on Poschmark. If I
don't get them now, then they're gone forever. Okay, they're
gone forever.
Speaker 5 (54:42):
And we're driving somewhere and we're using the navigation on
her phone. She's holding it up. She's a pastor, she's
holding it up. So I'm driving, So like, if Kyle,
if you were driving, and here's the screen, here's the monitor, right,
She's like this, So she's showing me the monitor, but
she's watching the road. So now her hand turns and
now she's just like her hand's going whatever, and I
can't see the map right and I can't and she's
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her hands move the whole time, and I'm like, can
you just give me the phone?
Speaker 2 (55:07):
I put it on my knee.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
I put it on my knee and I can see
the map, and then she'll repeat everything that the map says.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
See, I'm gonna teach all these things. Two the steps
in he's gonna go a mark. Good look, peyde, what
happened to you at the dentist yesterday?
Speaker 7 (55:19):
Oh my gosh, my feelings were hurt. And the dental
assistant or hygienis that was assisting me on my filling
did not have to play my life the way that
she did.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Do you have a cavity?
Speaker 7 (55:30):
I did well. I was getting a old filling like
fixed because I had a crack and like the old
filling or something like that, so they wanted to fix
it before it turned into another cavity. But I go
So I go there and she's like, the dentist comes
in and he gives me like the shot right to
numb my face, and she goes, your lips are a
(55:54):
little crusty. You want some chassick.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
Oh she is it crusty?
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Crusty?
Speaker 7 (56:00):
I was like, actually, I will take the chapstick, thank you,
But like, why did you have to be so like
upfront about it, Like you could have just been like,
here's some chopstick. You didn't need to tell me I
was crusty.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
So she gave me. Is she a friend or no?
Speaker 9 (56:16):
No?
Speaker 7 (56:16):
I mean, but she's worked on Like when I went
and got my veneers done, she like was helpful in
that situation. So we're tight. I mean, she's seen me
with no two front.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Teams chapstick with somebody that they gave.
Speaker 7 (56:26):
Me my own chapstick they have like their brand.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Also, maybe maybe it was the you know when they
have their morning meetings, we got to push the chapstick.
We got too much chapsticks to.
Speaker 10 (56:38):
Insult the patient.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
If you do.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
Kind of crusty, your mouth was jammed open for a
long time while I'm working on it. You're not getting
a lot of moisture there.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
I totally understand.
Speaker 7 (56:49):
And that was very thankful because their chapstick is very nice.
It's a good type of chapstick. But I was so
kind of guard I was like, it's a medical grade
chaps ditch.
Speaker 3 (57:02):
It's awesome.
Speaker 7 (57:03):
I feel like I'm not as crusty after using it
faithfully for the last three day.
Speaker 10 (57:08):
She played My life.
Speaker 5 (57:10):
You know how Monday we kind of started our New
Year's resolutions Monday, right, like, all right, that was the sixth, right,
but we're kind of like, all right, let's be real,
it's the first day of work. So we go and
then I and then on Monday, I went hiking with
a buddy of mine and I got like twelve thirteen
thousand steps. And then yesterday on the air, I said,
I think my new Year's resolution's gonna get at least
ten thousand steps.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
Yeah. So when I was home last night for the
night I was home, I was.
Speaker 5 (57:35):
At like four thousand steps, and I was like, oh,
oh my god, how am I going to get another
six thousand steps? It's freaking four o'clock in the afternoon.
I don't you could walk outside a place? I did, so,
I said my wife, I go, I need to get
some steps.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
You want to walk me? Shees, yeah. So we walk
right and I'm walking in and I walked to a
pretty good distance, I think, and then I walked back
and I'm like, man, I go this like I'm of
like walking, Like it's like when you're hiking, you have
I had to get somewhere and come back and I
got like walking, and she's like, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (58:06):
It's great, we can talk, we can download, we can
catch up with everything, Like that's not.
Speaker 2 (58:09):
What I'm doing this for, Like I'm doing this steps.
So we get home and I.
Speaker 5 (58:15):
Have six thousand, seven thousand steps. I gotta get three
more thousand steps. So she'd end up showering atty dress
and I was like, I need to go walk again.
Do you want to walk with me? And she's like no,
I'm already ready for bed. So I'm like, all right,
I'm just gonna hammer this out and get three thousand steps.
Do you know how long it took to walk to
get these ten thousand steps?
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Forever? Like I was just walking?
Speaker 10 (58:34):
Oh well, do you should.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
Get what you know?
Speaker 6 (58:36):
Have you ever seen those standing treadmills, those like ones
that people put like at their desk.
Speaker 10 (58:41):
And you could do that during the show.
Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh in here, it could just.
Speaker 10 (58:44):
Walk while we're on the show.
Speaker 3 (58:45):
Please do that.
Speaker 7 (58:46):
Oh that that has one at.
Speaker 6 (58:50):
His desk, And it's just like so when you stop
sitting you just walk for a little bit and you
sit back down, walk for like you could do it.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Yeah, but I walk like a moose. So you'll be
hearing these steps as we're doing the show Squeak.
Speaker 7 (59:05):
When you're watching TV at home.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
That's a sacred time for John jet.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
And eat snacks. But it's so hard. I know it's
I ended up going to bed at ten eight hundred steps.
Oh you got it. I got it.
Speaker 5 (59:19):
But I was like, I'd walk down it was really dark,
so I'd walked down the street. It was not enough light.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Don't you have a treadmill?
Speaker 9 (59:24):
No?
Speaker 5 (59:25):
And then I'd walk down another street and then this
dude came running up behind me, scared the hell out
of me. Then another dude came running by and he
had one of those running lights on his back, so
you can see tod he on your left you No,
he didn't say, but he ran right by me, and
I was like, maybe I need to get one of
those lights.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Write that down, Carl next year to get a present
from Kyle here because you said you wanted it. Then
six months ago, even though you don't do.
Speaker 10 (59:46):
It anymore, you're still doing it.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Here's your red light. So no one hits you when
you're walking.
Speaker 3 (59:51):
Do you think there's a service out there, you know,
like how there's door dash to bring you food. Do
you think there's a person that will finish your steps,
like when you're watching TV as they come over and
stick on your little band and you get like, here's
your four thousand extra steps.
Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Have a nice to night. All right, we're gonna get
sub entertainment news. Is there anything major in the entertainment world?
Speaker 10 (01:00:08):
Major?
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Are you think going on major? Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Well, I thought the Alison Hooker stuff was interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
That's very sad. Yeah, all right, we'll get into that
and other things in the entertainment world coming up next,
John Jay and.
Speaker 18 (01:00:18):
Rich Best for part of the show this morning, No Worries,
It's all there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
On iHeartRadio. I saw that Camilla Cabello is dating a
billionaire right right, And I thought when I saw the headline,
I thought it was the one billionaire that I heard
you about. That guy from Shark Tank.
Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
He's he's the main guy Shark Tank and he's going
to try to buy TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Oh wow, oh, I just saw that wonderful.
Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Yeah, that guy.
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
You thought she was dating him?
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Because I thought TikTok whatever.
Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
But no, it's a young billion Yeah. His name is
Henry Junior Calhub and he's a Lebanese and he's a billionaire.
And I guess they were romantically linked together back in November,
but this is the first time they were just making
out out.
Speaker 10 (01:01:02):
So everyone can see they knew the pop brats he
was there.
Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
They didn't care, and they were like kind of confirming
their relationship at this point.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Hey, how did the Golden Globes do raz They actually
did really well.
Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
And I have to say, like the Golden Globes, like
I'm I'm really over watching Awards shows generally speaking, but
the Golden Globes was the first one in a long
time that I felt was actually entertaining.
Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Because of Niki Glazer, and I think it was because
of her. I went back and watch the opening monol
Ali was so good, so good.
Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
You know, it was funny because she did an interview
afterwards and she's like, I don't ever like I don't
mix with these people.
Speaker 10 (01:01:32):
These aren't like like.
Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
I'm not like running around in crowds of celebrities. I'm
not in celebrity friend groups. Just like the fact that
like Angelina Julie had to sit there and listen to
me for nine minutes.
Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
Just blew my mind.
Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
She actually signed a three year deal with the Golden Globes,
so she'll be back next year and possibly the next year.
She got paid I think four hundred thousand dollars for
this year, and then that's supposed to go up each time.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Good for her, she does it.
Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
But last year the Golden Globes had six point seven
million viewers and this year was ten point one.
Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Did you see that? Jennifer lopezan't bet affleck right? Their
divorce is final.
Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
They finalized their divorce.
Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
She apparently said it was a fairy tale turned into
a nightmare, and she's glad to put it behind her.
She is keeping the ring, keeping the ring, the ring.
The ring's worth five million dollars.
Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
She's in a.
Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
File too, right, So isn't the rule he gets the
ring back?
Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
I mean, I guess it's what they personally worked out.
Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
They worked out a whole like a whole thing, like
they're each keeping their own separate assets. So his thing
with Matt Damon is saying he's got all that, and
then I guess they've worked out a deal for their
Beverly Hills mansion that hasn't sold yet, but once it does,
they've already got all the details worked out and everything.
Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Was super so, no prenup, but she has that Laureal
Wasser and that like that's like a prenup in itself.
So she got what lawyer? That's that lawyer. Yeah, she's
pretty intense.
Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
She what he wrote on the ring when he gave
her the ring.
Speaker 10 (01:02:47):
Yeah, not period, going period anywhere anywhere we go, anywhere
she is, She's going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
But OK, so, what's the story with the twitch guy
from the Ellen Show?
Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
So he passed away and we found out that it
was a really traumatic experience for his wife, Ellison Hulker.
Weeks after his death, she was cleaning out their closet
and discovered a lot of stuff she had no idea
was in there.
Speaker 19 (01:03:14):
And we were cleaning out the closet and picking out
an outfit for him for the funeral, And it was
a really triggering moment for me because there was a
lot of things I discovered in our closet that I
did not know existed, and it was very alarming to
me to learn that there was so much happening that
I had no clue. It was a really scary moment
in my life to figure that out. But it also
helped me process that he was going through so much,
(01:03:37):
and he was hiding so much, and there must have
been a lot of shame in that, and he was
wrestling with a lot inside himself, and he was trying
to self medicate and cope with all those feelings because
he didn't want to put it on anyone.
Speaker 6 (01:03:47):
She said she found basically a whole bunch of pills
and mushrooms and other substances, all kinds of different drugs,
hid in any shoe boxes.
Speaker 10 (01:03:56):
She's like, this is a closet I had been in.
Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
Many times in like never saw any of these things.
Speaker 10 (01:04:01):
She read.
Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
She read things about him in his journals that she
didn't know about his past, really traumatic things, and she's like,
you know, I'm sharing this now because he was holding
on to shame. He was holding on to all of
this pain and hopefully, like me, being able to like
tell you this make some people, or at least one
person out there feel like they're not the only one
feeling this way and you can get help.
Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
And that's just so heartbreaking because when it comes to
a tragedy like that. It's like she had no idea
her husband was like going through so much pain, and
like what you feel after that and not knowing and
not picking up the science is just heartbreaking. And then
you find out things you know that you never want
to know or discover. It's just so sad.
Speaker 10 (01:04:40):
I feels so bad for her.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Tell me about.
Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
So she actually got a really cool award for her
role in Wicked.
Speaker 10 (01:04:49):
And she's new to the acting.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
World kind of like she did TV, but like the
movie thing is this is this was a big deal
for her. So she got the Rising Star Award. In
her speech, she said this.
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Heret thanks to me.
Speaker 18 (01:05:00):
I've been performing since I was a child, so I
never thought of the age more.
Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
I was hearing the words rising star again.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
So I want to start by thank you. My good
friend's botox and Jasure.
Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
Hilarious, right, but everyone remembers there was a recent interview
where she had said she'd given up on fillers and botox,
and it was like, wait a minute, you just thanked
botox and Judor, and like, what does that mean? And
so she actually had to clarify that, like she still
doesn't do that.
Speaker 18 (01:05:27):
I'm still clean I'm still clean, but when I start
going again, I'll let you know I mean it.
Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
I really want to.
Speaker 18 (01:05:32):
Tea transparent as a beauty founder, as a founder of
Orian Beauty. I think it's important after ass Ylty. But
I love it and I support it, but I am
still four years clean.
Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
So funny. I love her, and it's like it is
funny to see her as rising star because like I
grew up on Victorious, so like Cat Valentine, is that
be for me?
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Why video her when she's like twelve singing a song.
Speaker 7 (01:05:54):
Singing wicked, literally, singing defying gravity like she is. Just
I love Ariana Grade so much I don't care what
anybody says there pul.
Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Eight seven seven nine four seven.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
It's John Jay and Rich Luke.
Speaker 13 (01:06:11):
Good morning, good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
So what was your text message? Because I started to
read some of it on the air and then Nick
stopped me.
Speaker 13 (01:06:18):
Basically, you guys run this ad. I've been listening to
you guys for years and I've been hearing this ad
and I thought that it said. I'll just tell you
what I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
I said.
Speaker 13 (01:06:27):
It basically is like you guys come for John Jay
and Rich, but you stay for Kyle's seat. Well, I
just found out that it actually says you come for
John Jay and Rich, but you stay for Kyle and pay.
I don't know how I've been training it wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
You want to hear Luke, maybe it is.
Speaker 13 (01:06:47):
I'm a big Unfox seat fan.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
There you go, Oh, that's cool that you are. Yeah,
it's a great account, isn't it.
Speaker 13 (01:06:55):
It's a great account.
Speaker 10 (01:06:58):
That is what you want.
Speaker 7 (01:07:00):
Kles. You have conditioned yourself to hear Kyle's feet.
Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
Feet and Peyton?
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Can I tell you what?
Speaker 7 (01:07:07):
I went back, Kyle, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
I went back and listen to it.
Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
I listened to him like, how does this person hear
feet on this thing? Because here's what he hears.
Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
You come for the John Jay and Ridge.
Speaker 10 (01:07:17):
But let's be honest, you stay for Kyle and Pete.
Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
It's John Jay and Ridge.
Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
And if you want to hear feet, maybe you can
hear that kind of start to hear it. But I
get it though, I would come for Kyle's feet. I
totally it doesn't sound like big fan.
Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
But like you guys, remember that trend that was like
when you read this word, it says like green light,
but if you ran another one and says something else.
Maybe that's just what's going on here.
Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
If all goes well, we should be doing a new
photo shoot today foot photo shoot today.
Speaker 7 (01:07:50):
Dedicated to oil We do you say?
Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Hi, Luke, how does that sound that? All right? We're
talking about at Unfugged Feet on Instagram. It's our biggest
account from every member of the show here. It's figure
that homeore is over two hundred and seventy five thousand followers.
All right, Luke, have a great day, bro, thanks for
calling in. You do it? Thanks Crystal, Good morning, Hi, good.
Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Morning, Thank you so much for holding Crystal sent me
a DM. Do you remember when Peyton was telling the
story about her friend that texted her. You were just
thinking about her or something like that, and then you
got a text from her and you talked her in
three years like it's a sign.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
It's a sign, Finn.
Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
Yeah, Crystal has a story that is a sign that
I think will blow all our minds away.
Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Go ahead, Crystal, what happened?
Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
And I'm going to try not to cry because it's
a very powerful story. But Peyton, I was yelling at
my phone, like screaming. That is a sign. You have
to listen to it. So on New Year's Eve, I
was listening to a mysticism podcast about a lady talking
about signs and talking to the other side, and I
was like, man, I haven't had a sign for my
(01:09:02):
grandparents who passed away like a decade ago. I just
haven't heard anything from them. So I was like, let
me just ask for a sign. So I just stopped
what I was doing, I closed my eyes, and I said,
please just let me know you're still with me.
Speaker 9 (01:09:16):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
The next morning, on January first, I woke up to
a friend request from my father, who I haven't spoke
to in eight years, and I didn't even know what
to think or say. And I'm still like beside myself
because it is the wildest sign that you cannot ignore.
That's not a coincidence. I believe that they are with me,
(01:09:41):
and they sent my dad back to me for a reason.
Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
If you think about what would be on their hearts,
it would be that you were disconnected from your dad.
They're a kid, right, so it makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Yeah, And the worst part is, like, I think they
sent him back to me because I've been going through
a lot of health issues and I don't really have
a lot of family around me besides my husband and sons.
So I feel like they brought him back to me
for a reason, and I think that that's the reason
that I need him right now more than ever.
Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
So have you reunited with your dad? Did you accept
the friendly question?
Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
It's so funny. So I go to therapy and I
was telling my therapist last last week about the sign
and him friend requested me, and I was like, you know,
should I be the bigger person and like message him?
And it's weird because I've never I've always not been
the bigger person. I'm like, I'm just going to wait
for them to message me. But I felt like I
needed to reach out to him and be like, look,
(01:10:37):
eight years ago, I was a different person. I might
have said some not so nice things to you, and
I'm sorry. And so yes, now we have been chit
chatting again and we're taking it slow. I'm not trying
to push anything because it has been eight years and
I'm a completely different person than when I was thirty two.
Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
I'm so happy for you, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
But here's the clicker.
Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
What you guys don't know, this is the part that
gave me goosebumps, is that her dad reason be talked
is because her dad murdered his parents.
Speaker 10 (01:11:03):
My gosh, I'm just kidding it, right.
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I'd be like, but if that was true, that would
make it.
Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
But I always tell everybody there are signs, their synchronicities.
Always listen. Don't be like, oh, ignore that, because that
is something. There is something there that you know is
real and powerful and it's beyond our control, beyond our site,
our senses. There is something there.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
So you're right. I don't want to get too emotional,
but it's very much like my rubber band story.
Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
The end of the day, It's like you just said,
too bad. I didn't bring a back of rubber bands,
and one of a back of rubber bands I had to.
Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Dream them of a rubber band broke in my wallet,
and then the guy next door had that same rubber band.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I mean, what are the chances, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
What are the chances?
Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Crystal? Thank you for shooting me a DM and thank
you for listening.
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Thank you guys for having me, and I love you guys,
and have a wonderful Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Me too, hop.
Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
Fine, even though softy.
Speaker 9 (01:12:06):
Hell.
Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
Then John Jane Richel I saw a story on the
news yesterday, and it's it's it was interesting. It caught
my attention because I can remember years and years and
years ago a huge debate on our show about this
and it was about a nine year old girl getting
a tattoo, and she got the tattoo in Yuma. And
we have the tattoo artist on the line right now, Sosa.
Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Hey, man, hey, thanks for jumping on there with us.
Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
Yeah, yeah, good morning, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Man, So is your tattoo shop, first of all, blowing
up with popularity and all over.
Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
The news now, yes, indeed it is.
Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
So can you give us the short version of the story.
Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
As a short version, Well, this family came in. They
wanted a portrait of Trump on both their daughter's neck.
One was eighteen, one was nine, and.
Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
I was in shock.
Speaker 8 (01:12:57):
I was just in shock. When my princes came in
told me I was in a shark and I told
them that the age certain age of fifteen. So I
convinced the younger girl to not get a Donald Trump tattoo,
and if she was going to get something, to get
a like a little like something more simple like the
(01:13:20):
United States flag. But we made sure we looked up
the law and made sure and I was like, oh, shoot,
there's no regulations. No, there's no limitations on the age.
All right, if it's legal, it's legal. And yeah, so
I like at first, that's how I got it. And
I was like, you know what, I'm gonna try to
scare the parents away with a five hundred dollars because
(01:13:40):
this is like a sixty eighty dollars tattoo. I was like,
I'm gonna just try to scam away with five hundred
bucks and no instead of backfiring on me, and they
ended up taking those that deal and I just couldn't
go back on whate.
Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Oh wait, they paid for the full five hundred bucks
for the tattoo to get it to happen.
Speaker 17 (01:13:58):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (01:13:59):
And she didn't get it on her.
Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
Neck, right, No, no, no, no, she got it on
her arm.
Speaker 10 (01:14:04):
That was also good of you to.
Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
The neck, right, like you could cover up.
Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
But she's nine years old and she has ata Like, that's.
Speaker 10 (01:14:14):
That's my daughter's imagine.
Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
Like here's what I'm thinking. And I don't know the story,
but here's what I'm thinking. You're in Yuma and they're
not from Arizona.
Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
Right, No, they're from Turkey.
Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Oh they're from Turkey. I figured they were like Glamis
doing freaking you know, doing the sand dunes and whatever.
Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
They were actually like refugees or like, I don't know what,
but they were like very appreciative of being here in
the United States that now they have freedom, and this
was one way for them to show their appreciation. Since
I come in a younger girl to get an American flag.
The older sister, who had just turned eighteen that day,
had to get an American flag because she she was
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the one I wanted to America the portrait of Donald
Trump and and the younger sisters won't want the same thing.
So sins I commenced the youngers though, to get an
American flag. The older sisters got an American flag, but
she she got it on her neck about five by
five inches.
Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Whoa dude, can you do it? Donald Trump tattoo? Like
do you think you get you can? Wow? You want
to come bit rich? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:15:21):
On your neck?
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I want that face nice and orange.
Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
Yeah, that's crazy. I got my very first tattoo when
I was sixteen, on the top of my foot. And
I only got it because my sister got a tattoo
when she was sixteen and I was like, well, if
she gets one, then I get one. But it's literally
just stars. I could not imagine being nine years old
and getting an American flag tattooed on my hand. That's insane.
I thought I was crazy at sixteen for getting stars
(01:15:44):
on my foot, Like that's wild.
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
What kind of a pushback are you getting? Salsa from
giving the tattoo?
Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
And most of them everybody get deported on love American citizens.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
What's what's your instagram is at cut Sosa cutz ss
A and my business one is black on e Empire.
Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Right, And I mean it's like you looked it up,
it's not illegal. The parents were there, like you even
talked them out of a much more extreme thing. So yeah,
I think you even tried to price them out of
them when you do it. So, I mean I think
you covered your tracks.
Speaker 7 (01:16:19):
You totally did. And I was on your instagram so
so when I was trying to hunt you down and
I saw in your story, it made me laugh because
it's literally like a video of so So just eating
chips and he's like, turn on the news. I don't
care about your comments else, I know les, I know,
I'm cool, I'm good.
Speaker 10 (01:16:37):
So you looked it up.
Speaker 5 (01:16:39):
Yeah, bro, Hey, thanks for jimping on the air with
this man. If I get a tat I'm get it
from you. I want a tattoo of you.
Speaker 9 (01:16:45):
I'll out there.
Speaker 8 (01:16:47):
I go for some Xblos barber. I'm a license barber
as well, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Just get you in the studio, then tattooed and haircut.
Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
All right, all right, hold on, we'll talk, all right, brother,
thank you, hold on line of course.
Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
All right. That's also the famous tattoo artist that tattooed
a nine year old girl with parental consent. It's John
Jay and Rich.
Speaker 10 (01:17:06):
Good morning, start your day with John Jay and Rich.
I wake up with my favorite artist. Hey, this is
Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
Guys?
Speaker 10 (01:17:14):
Is bone as you're waking up with John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
You can text our number. You can text our show anytime.
Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
He texted jj R and whatever you want to say
to nine six eight ninety three.
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Hey, anybody back there here? Do you guys? Find Kyle?
Kind of lost her a little bit ago. She's supposed
to do what you need to know.
Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
There's a lot we need to know right now.
Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
I know she's gathering all the intelig she's focused, she's
locked in, she's literally not in here.
Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
And then I look around and nobody out behind the
scenes and knows that she's not in here.
Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Grat you want to do what you need to know?
Speaker 8 (01:17:47):
What do you want to know today?
Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Science?
Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Guys, let's talk science. Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Have you tried to do the chicken things at Taco Bell? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
Yeah, brother, they're pretty good, all white meat chicken. Yeah. Anyway,
here's Colin.
Speaker 10 (01:18:02):
Hey, guys, I thought our show was over. No, Happy
New Year? Happy No?
Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
You said, do I have time with working audio?
Speaker 6 (01:18:10):
And I was like, yeah, I know, I know, And
then I just like lost drag of time and thought
it was a different time.
Speaker 10 (01:18:16):
Okay, I thought it was ten fifty.
Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Okay, looks like books, you guys are honestly not out
there on the rise when all these other stores are
closing multiple stores right Like Big Lutch totally went out
of business. So sad for me, but I did grit
some great deals along the way. But Barnes and Noble
taking the opposite stand right now, they're actually opening sixty.
Speaker 10 (01:18:37):
New stores this year.
Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
I love that, I know.
Speaker 10 (01:18:41):
I was like, wow, books are really.
Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
In they are.
Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
I was at my game yesterday. We had a game
last night and one of my player's sisters. I was
talking to her and she's probably, I don't know, maybe
eleven or twelve, and she was just carrying a book,
no phone in sight, just carrying a book around, and
I was like, I love that she was probably reading
while watching the game, Like, girl, you get your read
on it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
My wife read three books or on vacation.
Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
That's a that is actually a really good goal to have,
like read one book a month or something.
Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
Yeah, I had pitched you a couple of years ago
doing Blake's book club because she's always do it.
Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
I told Scott.
Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
I was like, I feel like maybe twenty twenty five
is the year I should start reading books because I'm
not into reading books. And Scott just left, what would
you have to make because he knows that it's not
gonna help.
Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Do it for like like a story, or would you
do it to like learn stuff?
Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
I don't know maybe either, or I just know personally
like when I read, I read a page and then
I don't know what I just read.
Speaker 10 (01:19:34):
Frustrating.
Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
Oh my gosh. I just reposted on threads literally something
just like this, and I wonder, I think I reposted it.
Maybe I didn't repost.
Speaker 10 (01:19:42):
It's the most fustating thing.
Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
It's like anytime I read something, I either like, am
not interested, I get bored, or I completely forget what
I'm doing. And literally the studies are because we're just
on our phone that much that we are not retaining
information anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Did you see what the CEO of Barnes and Nobles
said because they're opening sixty Barnes up are big Stories
sixty store. Do you hear what he said? No, he's
a Amazon's boring. That's why.
Speaker 12 (01:20:06):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Think about it. You go into Barnes and Noble, you
go through the magazines, you go through the books, you
stand there, you open up the book, you kind of
look through stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
You kind of a good statement though, because Amazon's not boring.
Speaker 10 (01:20:15):
You can scroll for you're a reader.
Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
If you're a reader, yes, if you're a reader.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
If you're ordering like a medical book, they don't want
that at Barnes and Noble. They want fun stuff at
Barnes and Noble.
Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
And they said a lot of fun stuff at Barne.
Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
He's saying they're not going to do that. He's like,
order those on Amazon. We're like, yeah, we're going to
leave it to the individual managers to put fun stuff
that matters to the neighborhood that you're in.
Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
Well, that's pretty always get a bookmark. When I go
to Barnes and Noble for the books, I don't read.
Speaker 6 (01:20:38):
The fun fact United, you guys, they are testing out Starlink.
They want to make their in flight Wi Fi better
and they think that this will make travelers very, very happy.
Starlink is expected to be installed all UNITED'ST regional planes
throughout the year, So if you're traveling on United, then
possibly this would be a great thing for you.
Speaker 10 (01:20:58):
If you're like this wife was, Stud's not gonna stink anymore.
Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
Laz said they are bringing their most requested flavor to
the United States for the first time ever, the International Flavors.
Apparently it's called All Dressed Chips. That's the flavor, and
it's a flavorful mix of barbecue, salt and vinegar, sour cream,
and onion and they're all in one back together and
(01:21:24):
that will finally hit stores in the United States, giving everyone.
Speaker 10 (01:21:28):
A new snack to snack on. I think it should
be delicious. And that's three things you need to know,
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Speaking of chips and stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:21:35):
While I was in Hawaii for Christmas, we found a
sushi restaurant.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Somebody said it was the best sushi restaurant in Hawaii.
So we went there and the owner was.
Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
There Japanese woman didn't speak in English, and our server
was a Japanese woman. They didn't speak in English, and
the menu was in Japanese. So I'm like, this place
has got to be fantastic, right, And it was right.
And so at some point we figured out their signature
role what it will, and I was like, oh my god,
let's get it. This must be like the thing in Japan.
(01:22:05):
And it was an unbelievable role. I took a picture
of it and posted on my Instagram and it was
hot cheetos on.
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
The roll really, which I don't think is authentic Japanese
fifty sixty eighty years ago. Somewhere it's her number one
selling role. It was the normal stuff of two and
everything but the hot cheetos and outside it was freaking fantastic.
Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Speaking of food, paid, why are you what are you
craving and why are you craving this?
Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
I crave well, I want to know why I'm craving this.
But for over like probably the last month or so,
I've had this like wicked craving for like onions, like
raw onions, whether it's like a red onion or like
a yellow onion. I feel like the Grinch and I
just want to take a bite of a raw onion
like an apple. Yeah, dumb, it sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
No, maybe means you're pregnant.
Speaker 10 (01:22:50):
No, I am not always go to that job.
Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
I am not stop manifesting that for me.
Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
What does onions have?
Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Onion like that something?
Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
I don't know, but they are delicious anything that I
can get onions on.
Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Craving onions can actually have several potential interpretations. One may
mean that you may be like deficient in the vitamins
that onions have, So that's like vitamin C, B six,
potassium as well as antioxidants, and craving onions may indicate
you actually need those, like you need those in your life.
Speaker 7 (01:23:24):
Oh, I take a vitamin C pill every morning.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Maybe it's not Nick says you're pregnant.
Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
No, there's different physiological factors that it could be medical conditions.
There is literally none of those, say pregnancy, Oh my gosh,
but
Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
I feel like I could just like eat a salad
of like raw onions and like dressing like that sounds
so good to me.