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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Stephanie, Hey.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good morning. That's an idea for your way mo ride.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Okay, and I think you should do karaoke and record.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You can't, you know they can't do it.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
They about it right, they pull up you just cover
with a little karaoke machine and gonna be like, you
can't do that.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
What do you mean you can't do that?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
We should totally do that.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Like how you it.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Happens in the car.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
It gets your spontaneous reaction.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
That's that's true. Like just the visual though of like
jon't Jay walking up holding the actual.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Coded I get the way more just dry.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Problem.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
This is a two five three number, John, Jy and Richard.
Does Kyle's husband still do that sneaky thing when Kyle
does make up anymore?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
What's the sneaky thing you.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Walk up behind you naked?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Scary?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, that was when I washed my face.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm on the counter.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yea.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So no, he doesn't anymore. Because when we moved into
the house that we live in now, like the bathroom
setup is different. It used to be perfect because my
sink was right next to the bathtub and there was
like a little stair ledge that you could hop up
into the bathtub, and that's what he used to climb
up very quietly onto the counter to surprise me.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And we don't have that anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
So every time he's tried to sneak up on me
in this one, I hear him and then I like,
my face is wet and my hands are wet, and
I slap him because.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I can hear where he is. Okay, I'm gonna call
this other number here heye, John Jay and Rich calling
about your text.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Oh hi, Hi, how's it going.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Uh, Prisilla, Hi, Priscilla, thanks for listening to our podcast.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
By the way, Wow, sorry you sound not real.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
No, I'm real, and we're all here.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You've got me, John Jay, you got Rich, Peyton con.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Hi, guys and literally in the middle of making make
you sorry than well, thanks for picking up.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Well then real quick, they go over here, because I
thought your text was really interesting and funny.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, okay, the one about Rich. Yeah yeah, well, you
guys were talking about that show I forgot the name
of the Electric City.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Electric State on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah Robot, Hi, Yes.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
And Rich literally impersonates Bill Clinton and nobody acknowledges it
and I'm like, oh, say do it again, Rich, do
it again.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What was the context of it all. Oh, we're talking
about aliens or something like that, right, robots, I said,
those already aliens in there. Go check out for aliens.
I just said something like that.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yeah, it was so funny. I was laughing at the
podcast and I'm like.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Rich, do it again, Little nineties throwback humor, Little Nineties.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
We bring up Bill Clinton. Oh, because Peyton goes who
was the president?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Because they do one of those AI things, because it
takes place in the early nineties. They do a thing
and they show President Clinton talking and Payton's like, who
was that president? And I go with Bill Clinton? And
then you must have went into a robot Bill Clinton.
Now I get it. I remember hilarious funny, which is
nineties humor is top nine.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
At least Priscilla got it though. That was just for
Priscilla Kennedy.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
That's in it. You know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's that's Bill Clinton. There was actual footage of Bill Clinton,
and the aim is right, I gotta watch out for
those robots take over.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
This just made my morning. Thank you so much. I'm
listening from a little town in Washington state called Rickland.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Thank you so much, thanks for listen. Have a great.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Day, you two lie you text us, you take.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Jj R whatever you want to say to nine six
eight ninety three. I have a shin Sty subscription and
I just can't cancel it. I have so many boxers.
My wife's irritated. I have more underwear than her John
Jay and Rich Mecca like a high Mecha, honey hoe
five year old underwear. Remember make it that's pee Wee Herman.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, pee Herman like a.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Beau is a girl's name with Mecca Mecca.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
We were sitting scrolling through Instagram the other day and
there was like this reel that came up and it
was pee Wee Herman and he was holding like these
gigantic underwear. He was like, hey, check him anywhere and Addie.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Was like, who is that?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I was like, Oh, that's pee Wee Herman's pee Wee
Hermit's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
And we need a contestant for Jonah's brother's tickets eight seven, seven,
nine three seven one four seven. But first, as we
search for contestant, Kyle, are you a terrible aunt? Okay?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Do you guys ever have that moment?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Like I know I can't be the only one where
you see a text and you're like, oh, I got
a text that back, something happens, and then five days
later you forget that that person even texts all the.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Time most of the time because of our hours, Like
I'll wake up and get a text from somebody that
texts me at seven pm, but I was asleep, so
I'm like, I'm not going to text them at three am.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I'll wait till later, and then I forget.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So I actually got a text from my niece a
couple of weeks ago now, and she was like, Hey,
what are you doing next week? It's my spring break.
I was wondering if, like maybe I could come hang
out one day, And it also happened to be the
same week my dad was staying with us, and I
didn't know like what the plans were yet because we
had talked about going out of town, and so I
(05:44):
was like, oh, hold on, I got to figure out
with my dad, like what the plans are, and then
I can text her back and tell her, yeah, come
over this this or this day. And I totally forgot
to text her back, like it was literally eight days
when I was like a spring break totally over. That
week came and went and I noticed. I was like,
I was like, what are like, ka, they never text
me back. It's because I never texted her back. So
(06:06):
I'm like, oh, worst aunt ever. And I go and
I text her back and I'm like, I'm so sorry
I saw your text. I was gonna text you back,
and then I literally got so distracted totally forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I'm the worst stander, Like you can come over when
you can always come over, like it's not even a question,
and she hasn't texted me back.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
I know.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I feel that.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Is the worst feeling. As one time I told my
nephew King's secret. I think he was like four or five.
Literally he didn't talk to me for like three years.
I was, yeah, I would, I would cry because I'd like,
he doesn't pay attention to me. My mom's like, well,
you shouldn't have told a secret and call.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Your niece first spring break bust. Hey, so you want
to be a reporter. What's going on? Nothing? My aunt
hasn't got back to me.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
I'm like an anti and me dagga, then you want
to make that up?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
If she text me back, I will say.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That alexis good morning, My good morning. You are our
contestant for Jonas Brothers Tickets.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I'm pumped, okay, and.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
We are playing, oh brother, We're playing ad D trivia
and it seguays perfectly because Kyle's talking about being a
terrible ant and I was on a spear quest the
other day in the universe said I didn't talk about
my podcast enough on the John Jay rich So here
I am. Today's add trivia is brought to you by
a terrible person podcast hosted by me and my hot
ass wife.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
So everyone to go listen to that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Kyle. I don't think you're a terrible aunt. You're just
bad at phone sometimes.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
John Jay, I'm gonna go around the room ask everyone
a simple question.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
You give me simple answer?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You ready? Brother?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
John Jay?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
What is the common name for hydrogen hydroxide?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Hydrogen hydroxide?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yes, sir, air?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh water? Water? Which?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Finally, Jo you got there? I like it, John Jay?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Were sites podcast talk in tank in my house? Rich Bara.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
When it comes to dog breeds, a door gy is
a cross between a Corgi and a What.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I wonder if it's a Dalmatian.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Let me think about that for a second, think about it.
Dalmatian dalmatian incorrect? Anybody want to see do.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
That?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Would be a cute dog, would be a sweet little guy.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I saw a German shepherd corky.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It was the face of a German shepherd and the
whole body of a corky. It was. It was just
like a.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Big head on a little body.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Of Peyton with Moore Peyton.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
What popular children's book did Forrest Gump keep in his briefcase?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You should?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's great?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
A popular children popular yellow children's book Yellow?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Hold On Where the Wild Things Are?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Incorrect? Rich Ma, Well it curious, job Payne, we got
an next round.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
It's all right, Kyle and FuG I like this question
a lot. Kyle, what was used for blood in Alfred
Hitchcock's Psycho?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh? Is black and white?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Black and white? It's like syrup.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm gonna need a more specific answer, Kyle, Maru sucks.
Nice jobs. Alexis, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Okay, sorry, okay, No, he's going. He's gone to one
of those vision quests.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Right now, Alexis, what letter is least used in the
English language? Here?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Drink?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
The letter incorrect? Anybody want to steal grants over here
and die? Can you repeat the class? What letter is
least used in the English language? Incorrect? I was looking
for C. Sorry, everybody got.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
It wrong, Alex.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
There's always sex round, all right, take a little drink? Whoa?
All right, we're giving it all today? Is my Jordan
flu game?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
John Jay, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (10:30):
What newspaper does Superman work for the Healy planet?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
There he is?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Nice job two points for John Jay.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Aggressive.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That's right, Rich Para. I'm worried about you a little bit. Okay,
thank you, sir. I'm surviving. Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
What sport is known as the sweet science? The sweet
science is a golf incorrect? Oh, tennis?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Incorrect? I'm looking for boxing. Boxing is the sweet sign?
I never heard that.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
Well, clearly you're not a boxer. Rich all right, Peyton witmore?
What organ has you should know this? You were organ
transplant person?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Right? What organ has four chambers?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Your heart? Nice job?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Two points?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
She delivered at least three. What color are the one
dollar bills in a standard game of monopoly?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Okay, hold on, think about it. The kids love this.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They are okay, golden no yellow, no pink, no white.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, job, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
All right, Alexis, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
This one's worth four points. You could win it all
right here? No pressure, no pressure at all.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Which bear species is considered the largest by weight and
potentially the coldest.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I'm gonna say, grizzly bear.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
The coldest, oh cooler bear. Brought to you by a
Terrible Person podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
All right, Alexis, you get tickets to the Jonas Brothers.
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Congratulations, hold on, thanks
for listening. Hold on,