Shrinkage & Payton's Categories

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm going do we don't do wa do do?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Do?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Way?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Good morning, Greg? What's going on? Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:07):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
How are you? Greg? Good?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
So I caught the tail into what you guys were
talking about waxing, and then it's a commercial, but I
get waxy.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Are you there? Yeah? Where are you?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm at McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
This is just like that now on one called can
I get as McMuffin?

Speaker 5 (00:30):
And I see.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's this word emergency. I would be angry. Sweet tea
regular okay, yeah, unsweet and see please unsweetened.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
He's watching his shot.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, all right. So you got wax and you went
to McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah, So I get waxed, you know, and I was dirty,
so I thought, man, I really need clean off, you know.
So I was up by the lake and I changed
my shorts and went took.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
A plunge in the lake and it was it was a.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Little chilly, and I went to my wax wax lady,
which there's nothing wrong with her. I mean, she's yeah,
she's she's good looking. And I'm looking down and it's like,
you've got to be kidding me.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I said, where in the heck did you go. I
looked like a little turtle head spoken out. I was
so embarrassed only in there and she's trying to wax me, and.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's like, oh my gosh, so you had like shrinking
Oh yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
When you you know, I get in the col plunge
every day, and I experienced and I experienced shrinkage whether
I'm in the co plunch or not in the cold plunge.
But I was just curious because if you jumped in
the lake, by the time you get to the waxer,
wouldn't like you be warm and the blood flow going
and what not.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, it was like October. It was October and it
was cold out.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Never get watched in October, guys. All right, well, enjoy
your breakfast. I think that's so cool that you call
this when you go through drive through. Thanks brother, thanks
for listening. Sorry about that commercial. All right, all right, Greg,
go bye bye. That reminds me of something I have.
This friend of mine. I've become friends with this plastic
surgeon's random I've only met. He has a practice where

(02:24):
my gym is and my doctors we see each other.
His name is doctor hobgood Under you guys seen it
and apparently he's like really famous and like celebrities come
to him. And Kyle was talking about the backscraper that
her husband. What was it called. Do you remember what
it's called?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Yeah, it was the man Groomer.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Okay, the man groom So doctor Hobgood sends to me
a d M and says, you need to get the backscape.
If you don't love it, I will buy you dinner.
I want the backscape, but I also do not want
to go to dinner. But I think doctor Hobgood's first class.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Oh that gets even less stars on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh really, the man got three point four stars.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
This gets two point nine. Wow. All right, we're gonna
play a game. We need a contestant. Eight seven seven
nine three seven one oh four seven. We got cash
you tickets. We still got chance Smoker tickets. So we
got but no, no, just catch tickets. Okay, bag catch
you tickets. So close right now, while we wait for
a contestant. As you got a DM from Catherine, she says,
when does Severance get good? I'm on episode five at WTF.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
The last episode.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's not for everybody, but if you give it a chance,
you will find yourself thinking about it. All the time.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Yeah, but I mean it really doesn't get good till
the last episode and then you're happy you watched the
season very odd that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You're absolutely right, Peyton. You saw Life List, right, I did.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I liked it.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
Actually, I had to start it over like four times
because I wasn't paying attention and it didn't make sense
to me. But as I watched it all the way through,
I was like, this is a really cute movie.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Like it's predictable.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
It's predictable, but I feel like it's different than your
average rom com and I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, it's on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That girl from Friday Night.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Lights, Connie Britton and so Sophia Carlson's the heir name.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, she's pretty, she's everywhere right now.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, she's awesome.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I started watching that documentary on kid influencers, Bad Influence.
It's so disturbing.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I got about ten minutes in and I just didn't
want to watch anymore. I got because it's like the
sister stowing the other sister in the bus, the grown
ups the right, and I was kind of like, I
don't want to see a sour plus sister.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, I mean she's got good reason.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
She get that.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, she's got good reason.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I looked up the girl. I never heard of her
before the Young Ones.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah, I think you probably would have known her name
if you had a tween during the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Who watched YouTube?

Speaker 6 (04:40):
She was very big on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm telling you, guys, mob Land and Rich got me
on nineteen twenty three, and Kyle, you were a big
Yellowstone fan, right, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
But I think I didn't watch the last two seasons
or whatever whenever they switched from Paramount Plus.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, oh so you don't have Paramuplus or you do
have Paramut Plus.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
No, I do now, but they switched it off of
Pyramoutplus onto something else or they plus and I didn't
have it. I can't remember why, but I didn't finish
the series.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Nineteen twenty three is like a prequel to Yellowstone, and
it's so good. It stars Harrison Ford and it's just
it's cool for a bunch of different reasons, because it's
like it's you know that Kevin Costner is the Yellowstone guy.
What's his name, Yeah, Dutton, John Dutton. You know what's coming,
so to see how it started and stuff, And I

(05:22):
mean like the one they did with Tim McGraw was
too much of a prequel, you know what I mean,
something eighteen eighty three. Yeah, but that was so sad
and depressing, and this is like kind of cool. There's
something really good about it. There's like a it's a
good all emo on you guys. It's like a really
cool love story. It's like a rom comic, right like that.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I wouldn't say it's like a rom com.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, part I'm at right now where they're in Africa
and they're falling in love, and the way this girl's
getting married and she's at getting married at a big thing,
and I guess it's nineteen twenty three and in Africa,
and she meets a guy at a bar, and there's
this chemistry right away between the two and you can
tell she's in love with this guy, and she's like,
I don't want to get married. I want to be
with this guy. And the way she leaves her fiance

(06:01):
to be with this guy and the way those two
fall in love, I'm like, wow, that is so beautiful.
That's where I'm at right now.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Got to work really hard to be a couple too,
because only season one, bad stuff happens.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Almost Season one, episode four, and I'm like, wow, how
did Taylor Sheridan write all this?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
The well's he's pretty good, It's I like it. And
now the news show that I just started last night
was The John Ham Show on Apple Plus where he's
like this big time investor that gets fired from like
his New York stock exchange job, and so to survive
and keep his lifestyle, he starts ripping off all his
a whole rich neighbors, like breaking into their houses and
ripping them off, and then it turns into a massive

(06:38):
crime scene that you kind of uncover as the season
goes on. I think there's two or three of them out,
but I watched the first episode last night. I found
it highly enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
If it's Apple there is probably two that are out right,
two or three. I think there's three that sucks when
they do that, I know, but it just like, don't
think dropped in an episode? Do you watch that?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
I didn't watch it this morning, I know, or I
don't know what time on Fridays.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
They drop it.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
But yeah, there's a new episode out of of today.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
All right, Peyton, you ready to play a game?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'm ready, Ashley, you ready to play a game?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I'm ready, I will be playing Peyton.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
We're gonna play Peyton's category. So I'm gonna go around
the room. I'm gonna give you guys a category. We're
gonna have to go rapid fire. We're gonna start with
you today, Ashley, because I feel like our first category
is a little tricky. And then we'll go to John
Jay Rich and then you Kyle. You guys gotta be fast,
you gotta be quick, and you gotta have fun with it. Okay,
let's do it for Kesha tickets. All right, Ashley, starting

(07:27):
with you. You gotta be quick on this one. The
category is celebrities with one name. They go by one
stage name.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Go you turn down whatever you're listening to? You can
you turn it down? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
My son, I'm sorry, Pa te Payne.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
Me, Yeah, Madonna, Sure, Selena, Ashley, you're next, Dumm Shock
three Okay, Ronaldo, Rihanna, Brittany, Dave, Who's Dave?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Who's the movie?

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Da? No?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Not having it?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
You're celebrity and you're like, I don't hear about how
many Daves. I'm just gonna be Dave.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
I'm kind of upset with you guys, and you guys
didn't give me Beyonce.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Come on, I didn't have another chance, so.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Okay, well we will move on to the next category. Ashley,
you're gonna go after Kyle every single time, so once
you hear Kyle's answer, you're up next.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
We're gonna start with you, John Jay.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Hold on, Actually gotta tell your son to nip.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
It or kid out.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Let me let me turn down. Where is he in
the car? Let's see, let's see about.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
He's so he's just watching the video, doesn't care about
what's going on.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Positive video.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
All right, John Jay, We're gonna start with you. Okay.
The category is things that your mom always says.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Go, I love you.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Do you want some milk?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
You're so handsome though your father's not your real father,
I can help.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Ben there, I'm gonna drap you off at the orphanage
and pretend you never existed.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
How's your day going?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Killing me?

Speaker 7 (09:29):
If you don't go, I'm gonna buzz you on how's
your day going? Because I feel like that's the same
on how are you and Ashley gave me?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
And how are you feel? How are you and how's
your day going are different? But I'll take the buzz.
That's fine, okay, Okay.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
I'm like, I'm gonna put my foot down on you,
but I'm standing down.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, Ashley, We're gonna start with you right here. Okay.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
The category is things that are sticky go, maple syrup, tape, gum.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Honey three ex a sticker, the.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Oh rich, I would have taken sticky fingers from your children?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Would you have also taken great radio content? Is being sticky? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Category okay, okay, moving on.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
We're gonna start with you here, Kyle. Okay. The category
is things that scream millennial.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Go.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
Skinny jeans, yes, high heeled blinky two, craft beer.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Ankle socks.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
There yeah, j jnam, I can see Dnaho. That's given millennial.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Your Britney spears telling me how high your child's fever
was for three days.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
In a row. Your Gmail with no numbers behind your name.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yes, oh.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh, come in, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
That's good work from home Avocado toast.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
In sync, that's good.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Here, Shack Street boys coming in late talking about your pilates.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Class saved by the bell.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Oh man, Oh, come on Ashley, you can't get out
for these tickets.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Uh three missing school, missing school, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
So we'll just give her the ticket she's got. She's distracted,
Just give her the tickets. Hold on, yeah, all right,
we'll set up actually the tickets.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Let her go, see Kesha